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This is why I don't watch telly often!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:41, archived)

i mostly play sega

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:55, archived)

Don't waste your time, pal.

Game and Watch is the way forward.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:16, archived)

the orange Donkey Kong one?

oh fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:16, archived)

Certainly not...

www.oneserve.co.uk/files/imagelibrary/Game-and-Watch.jpg

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:36, archived)

is that from the future?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:41, archived)

atari 2600

all the way!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:18, archived)

i'm stuck on frogger

how do you frog?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:20, archived)

i only have

Pitfall and daley thompsons decathlon :(

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:25, archived)

i have an empty box that i transduce adventures into

i'm stuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:26, archived)

can i have a go?

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:29, archived)

i'll upload the file, you can 3d print it and haz a turn

www.3dprint/forum/share/open/transducebox.wrl
spotify:track:2c1iK3D4R7D0px1Y0wPnj6 (Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:32, archived)

shithot!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:35, archived)

when you print the box, try not to think of vacuums, it fukerates the pryoplasm

imjussayin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:38, archived)

First you must instain the spawn

Then you have the lots tapdoles

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 23:12, archived)

I think you may have put that last star in the wrong place

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:03, archived)

street dance cats?

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:06, archived)

No, you can never have too many dancing cats

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:07, archived)

^THIS

Sage the cat!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:16, archived)

I thought that every star was in place of a swear.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:08, archived)

BRITAINS GOT

Too mfuckny singers & street dbellendnce shitcts!

rolls off the tongue :D

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:12, archived)

Dfuckncing on Ice

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:19, archived)

the shit voice

,,, oh wait this ones real!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:25, archived)

or 'fart', for short

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:35, archived)

Can't be bothered with tv.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:17, archived)

hahaha fuck

this made me laugh like a cheap laughing muppet.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 23:11, archived)

Edgy.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 May 2013, 23:54, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:41, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, haaaaail to the bus driver, bus driver man

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:45, archived)

NEW AND IMPROVED!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:46, archived)

Now, why you wanna make those eyes at me for, if they mean what they splay.

also teefs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:48, archived)

teefs always improve things

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2013, 20:56, archived)

look out Pixar

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:11, archived)

Toot toot !

off to bed for me !

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:01, archived)

BITZ!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, archived)

Hell's Teeth ! Hello all !

Our ace young code breaker Bobby Langford has managed to give Aunt Fanny & Uncle Quentin the slip and goes on yet another spiffing adventure around Europe*, but can he really trust his new chums and just who is that shifty-looking-dusky-skinned chap on the boat ?

*Don't worry if you can't identify famous artefacts or European landmarks, our author will patronize you with every turn of the page !

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:08, archived)

I can see my uncle in there.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:36, archived)

I thought "Freebase" for a long long second

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:01, archived)

Looks like a very stoned Muppet version of Freebase.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:04, archived)

that looks like a good read

is Basil Brush the serial killer?

sorry, I mean "spoilers" is Basil Brush the serial killer?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:05, archived)

Think tweed Toastie...

tweed :)

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:14, archived)

Oh no, Riversong's heard you now!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:29, archived)

quite possibly the worst catchphrase in the history of television

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:38, archived)

A look only K9 on speed-setting 11 can give...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:40, archived)

freebase, basil brush, a chapel..

THIS BOOK HAS EVERYTHING!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:07, archived)

Me stupido !

what's freebase ? Is it another Dan Brown novel set in Rome/Venice/Florence/Paris/Barcelona or similar ?

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:13, archived)

he's a man who was lifting weights* and made a funny face, the face is known as the 'sneuurgh' or sometimes 'sneeurgh', people found it funny, some did not, butt i do

yagshemash:

www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&client=opera&channel=suggest&hl=en&biw=1600&bih=777&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=freebase+b3ta&oq=freebase+b3ta&gs_l=img.3..0i24.2266.3713.0.3949.7.4.1.2.3.0.76.210.4.4.0...0.0...1c.1.14.img._0fJD89Z8AI

* - he was rowing, i forgot

ed: www.b3ta.com/board/10119252
hahahaahahahah

spotify:track:3Osd3Yf8K73aj4ySn6LrvK (No Church In The Wild by Jay-Z)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:22, archived)

Hahhaaa ! Now I understand !

I've spent far too long away from this lovely board :)

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:31, archived)

Well, nothing wrong with being busy.

imjussayin__________________________________________________________________________________________________________

spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Niggas In Paris by Jay-Z)_____________________________________________________________
spotify:track:1vHC51rey9PU9QhjWwemEw (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by Jay-Z)___________________
spotify:track:7s4maX6CqadIaR6LHM3tkn (Cult Of Personality by Living Colour)

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:2xWOais8oy8V5XJ7wccA5W (Any Dream Will Do by Jason Donovan)

spotify:track:3cluyTNCND2oy5PFTbqMbJ (Alle Gegen Alle by Laibach)

spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by The Prodigy)

spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by The Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:36, archived)

Oooh that puts me in mind of a lovely Monkey Beer

erm..light, obviously.

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rabbitz, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:00, archived)

that white line under the hogis chalice is really annoying but i can't get rid of it

imjussayin

ta la

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:06, archived)

boris

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:40, archived)

banane

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:41, archived)

Put that light out!

Goodbye Bill Pertwee

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Mon 27 May 2013, 15:34, archived)

His light has gone out, man.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)

Laters, Billy.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:39, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:40, archived)

I 'ate you Butler

(1.618..., Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)

i ain't changing the bulb

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

You're lucky it was only an arm

I did this a few month ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nuSM_VCXQI&list=UUCV3Gp0C0GiyikLbFYQMVGA&index=16

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:10, archived)

ruddy 'ooligans

sad loss

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:09, archived)

he can join the rest of Deads Army now

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:52, archived)

sniffle

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:02, archived)

best tell the verger

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 May 2013, 18:31, archived)

everyone on the telly is dying

coincidence?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:49, archived)

End of the road for highway robbers?

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 13:36, archived)

he should definitely buy the chain and make it a road side titty bar with below average food

also, how was Muse?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:04, archived)

Absolutely blinding.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:42, archived)

That already exists in the US....

Hooters.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)

i like that he's topped that rather boring blancmange with a jelly tot and raspberry icing

hey, wait a minute! that's no blancmange!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:05, archived)

Ah, Jelly Tots.

Haven't had a packet of those for many a moon.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:46, archived)

i was eating them the other day

my mate's 18-month-old daughter was feeding them to me and calling me barry, for some reason.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

Baz Monkey.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)

heheheh

at that age, her brother called me supermarket. we still don't know why.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:04, archived)

The big packs (share my arse) are currently on special offer at sainsbury!

Go get yourself addicted to them again.

(champagnerocker, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

Scoring Jelly Tots is now my mission for the week.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:03, archived)

I had a tube of pastels a couple of months ago

They made my mouth numb and gave me pins and needles all over my face...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:53, archived)

sherbet fountain FTMFW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)

I don't like sweets, I just had a made urge for opal fruits but the shop had none so setled for pastals insteed

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:05, archived)

i went mental for coconut mushrooms a few years ago

and my love of lollipops is well known

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)

Haha, used to hate it as a kid when my gran used to give us those, even worse was when it was fucking caramac

I used to screem inside shouting "Why not just give us some chocolate!"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)

caramac is fucking rank

my nan gave me a caramac rabbit one easter, the evil old no-legged cunt. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:23, archived)

ahh, the classic "sweets of yesteryear"

A Trojan horse treat for children.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:27, archived)

almost as bad

as when they ask you if you want a sweet, then try to palm you off with a mint imperial that's covered in pocket fluff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:30, archived)

I asked my mate for a biscuite to go with the cup of tea he had given me....

He gave me a fucking garibaldi, a fucking garibaldi it tell you!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:33, archived)

i hope you punched him in the ascot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)

Giving a chap a sound thrashing in his race meeting always gets the point across.

*nods in agreement*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:36, archived)

indubitably

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:49, archived)

I dropped it in the bin telling him what I thought of his stupid fucking garibaldi

And took some jammy dodgers on my next visit!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:39, archived)

always make friends with the kid

whose mum buys chocolate hobnobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:43, archived)

Wise words.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:45, archived)

I can honestly feel the anger, despair and hatred through the typing mishaps in this post.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)

Fucking stupid gary bowldys I tell you!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)

inni!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:00, archived)

I doubt any of these confections have been made after 1932.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:37, archived)

they certainly taste like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

well i like caramacs

in fact im going to go and buy one now

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:59, archived)

yeah, using your

TIME MACHINE

:o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:18, archived)

Stroke Pastilles.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:06, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:06, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:27, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:35, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:43, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:56, archived)

pffffff

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:27, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:43, archived)

Speaking of old people... Bill Pertwee has died :(

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22680499

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:24, archived)

another bit of childhood gone :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:30, archived)

I don't care, I didn't know him, and Dad's Army is utter pish.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:36, archived)

maybe so

but it still reminds me of sitting wrapped in a bath towel, eating crumpets and waiting for my mum to finish getting the knots out of my still-wet hair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:41, archived)

~~knots~~ clagnuts

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

the worst that was ever in my hair was snot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:55, archived)

It wasnot what?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:13, archived)

i can i can't?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:16, archived)

Adios, Bill.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:45, archived)

He's had his lights put out at last

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:51, archived)

I have a slight fondnes for their odd food....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)

I've never had a bad meal from Little Chef, but I've also never had much change from a tenner for two teas and a bacon sandwich.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:09, archived)

I have a fondness for Wimpy dine in resturants too

I always have the half pounder, only one every couple of years though

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:15, archived)

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:37, archived)

show-a-leg Monday!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 10:24, archived)

FEEETS

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mongychops, Mon 27 May 2013, 10:34, archived)

...if you insist

...now someone start a new thread before strangers think this is some wierd fetish site

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 10:38, archived)

Isn't it?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 27 May 2013, 10:53, archived)

what?

B3ta's not a fetish site? Since when?!

(Turk flips Cleopancakes, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:17, archived)

Gaaaaah!

Hey B3ta - Mrs V's got that Delta Search engine spyware/virus thing. What's a good bit of free spyware remover kit to get rid of it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 May 2013, 11:02, archived)

go to surfright.nl, and download the hitman pro trial

follow it up with MalwareBytes (malwarebytes.org)

/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 11:04, archived)

Ace - thank you, Sir.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 May 2013, 11:07, archived)

Quack

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 May 2013, 11:16, archived)

:D Nice!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:00, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:55, archived)

'glees'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:31, archived)

Would.....

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DrRobotnik83 ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸><(((º>, Mon 27 May 2013, 11:55, archived)

HOW?! :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:10, archived)

With GUSTO!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:29, archived)

Crikey!

it's like Chris Cunningham porn

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:13, archived)

*googles*

YIKES -- too many hairy bums

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:17, archived)

Not sure what car this is

maybe it's just allegro

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May 2013, 12:45, archived)

They drive them in that city in Texas.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:57, archived)

Monopod!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 13:41, archived)

F3TA

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:08, archived)

Bonus, free shoes. She can try on the shoe and hop away scot-free.

No genitalia, though, which is a bit of a worry.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:48, archived)

Porn for foot fetishists!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:55, archived)

side boobage

awsom

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:48, archived)

Show a leg, it is Monday!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 May 2013, 8:17, archived)

haha that's quite disturbing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 8:34, archived)

Thuis one is a better image

although I have grown bored with the shin and am stopping now to go and feed the chickens.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 May 2013, 8:58, archived)

how many eggs for brekkie?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 May 2013, 9:47, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:15, archived)

mum?

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 May 2013, 8:38, archived)

i've 'ad 'er :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 8:45, archived)

bloody nice calves

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 May 2013, 9:01, archived)

Holy cow!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:11, archived)

She's not got any socks on!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:03, archived)

bumcalves

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:28, archived)

I am now singing 'BUMCALVES!@

to the tune of Black Beauty.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:16, archived)

Suppertime you fuckers!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 May 2013, 3:48, archived)

some kind of raccoon?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 4:07, archived)

Yep. And them's good eatin'!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 May 2013, 4:09, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:13, archived)

Cock.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:17, archived)

i see no facial hair

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:22, archived)

you have facial hair on it???!!!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2013, 1:44, archived)

I have been asleep.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 May 2013, 7:20, archived)

cock

EDIT: fucksocks mindpiss

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:18, archived)

Doctor Jacoby?

I don't get it

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:41, archived)

Get plucked!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 May 2013, 3:35, archived)

hahaha

white fever white feeeevvveeerrr

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 27 May 2013, 3:38, archived)

of course, that was also on the same albumen

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 4:07, archived)

Eggsactly

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 27 May 2013, 7:42, archived)

Realised the challenge was closed after wasting 30 mins on this piece of crap :-)

So here you go

(DrCJBoduma, Mon 27 May 2013, 0:05, archived)

30 minutes? Really?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 May 2013, 0:15, archived)

Afraid so

(DrCJBoduma, Mon 27 May 2013, 0:19, archived)

fo drizzle!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 May 2013, 1:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwS14TiO7Pk

(herman:D, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:56, archived)

hahaha

splendid.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:02, archived)

how's life near the bins?

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mongychops, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:38, archived)

Fresh!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:06, archived)

TO BEL AIR

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:41, archived)

Why

am I looking at your webcam?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 May 2013, 22:16, archived)

How does Will Smith manage to turn a whole bucket full of uncool into something amazing?

None of that should have worked. Yet it did.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 May 2013, 22:54, archived)

He uses the power of scientology.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 May 2013, 23:56, archived)

why he gets the money, the man is talent, does he still do the desu? shit

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mongychops, Sun 26 May 2013, 23:57, archived)

I was waiting for this.

Why,...I don't know.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 May 2013, 3:36, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:41, archived)

You funny man, clicky

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catbaptist my work here is dung, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:44, archived)

It's like a smaller version of mediocre's sex bags.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:45, archived)

sex god

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:01, archived)

Pfffft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2013, 23:14, archived)

Here

are some crash test mummies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:01, archived)

haha! we've had a lot of laughs,

But I'll tell you what isn't funny; vapour lock.
SRS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:24, archived)

sorry for the tardy response, got distracted

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:25, archived)

This is relevant to my wireframe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:27, archived)

glad you liked it

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 22:16, archived)

bit late: but oh yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:31, archived)

Took you ages just to find the right picture? {:-p

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2013, 23:16, archived)

if I may just bring the tone down a little

(

lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 27 May 2013, 13:17, archived)

Laydees and Gennumen. I present to you.. Crystal Glass Cock

Click for bigger (375 kb)

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catbaptist my work here is dung, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:46, archived)

hail the new god!

*genuflects*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:56, archived)

It's like a wireframe of my sex cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:23, archived)

wow!

It's like a wireframe of Mediocre's sex cock

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:39, archived)

itslikemediocreswireframeLOLz

sexcock

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:46, archived)

Amazing!

Look's very much like a wireframe of Mediocre's sex cock.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:49, archived)

Just sayin

" Before the advent of Viagra, Liberace dealt with sexual dysfunction by having a silicone implant installed in his plumbing."

Not going back to that site for euphemisms again.

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catbaptist my work here is dung, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:12, archived)

IT'S MASSIVELY THROBBING

LOOK AT THE ZIGZAGS OF THROB ON IT

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:13, archived)

Teslatastic!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 May 2013, 21:06, archived)

Why am I looking at a wireframe of mediocre's sex cock?

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Shlvng, Sun 26 May 2013, 23:36, archived)

It's a monument to atomic.

Or perhaps mediocres' sex cock.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2013, 23:43, archived)

I'm huge in Japan.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 May 2013, 3:35, archived)

#anyoneknowwhossexcockthisis

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:33, archived)

Sherlock: The Adventure of the Empty Sewer

(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:20, archived)

*SPANG*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:22, archived)

oh ffs

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:27, archived)

GAH! Fucking hell D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:31, archived)

I always thought that was a new expression. but Bowie said it on a documentry last made in the seventies..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:31, archived)

Fuck!

I was expecting Alimentary.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 26 May 2013, 18:11, archived)

Wish I'd thought of that

(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 26 May 2013, 22:06, archived)

haha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:18, archived)

I thought the answer was Paul_P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:27, archived)

^ this

is the correct answer

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:33, archived)

I actually know which sewer this is :D

It's not this one but the photo is related as a sewer outflows into this drain

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 26 May 2013, 20:44, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:11, archived)

4 head!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:45, archived)

'wants'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2013, 23:40, archived)

Whatever he's seen it's put him in spin :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:17, archived)

surprised cat is surprised

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:25, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:49, archived)

I'm a PC

Pussy Cat

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:18, archived)

Discusing with foxy further down how Abrams could do Star Wars :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS EYES!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:42, archived)

It is a bit, do you think I should link it?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:43, archived)

nah

i'm just all squinty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:48, archived)

I was too with the 10 minutes of Star Trek I suffered

That's also my face shopped onto Obiwan

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:49, archived)

ha!

i watched the whole thing, should have taken sunglasses!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:13, archived)

Mate wanted to see the new one, I declined :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:18, archived)

i got taken and paid for

little cinema in dorchester, only 2.50 each

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:24, archived)

That's cheep!

Wasit as little as this cinama
screen22.co.uk/about-us/

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:33, archived)

not that small, no

it's a community cinema run by volunteers, much like the one by mine.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:35, archived)

I hardly ever go.went to see star wars 3d, been once since then and don't plan to go again utill star wars in 2015!

Bad back means dead legs and pain when sitting.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:42, archived)

i go as often as i can

my local cinema hasn't got 3D, which suits me just fine. also, it's nice to be able to see things when i'm watching a film!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:49, archived)

I'v got an attention span that allows me to take in an episode of streek kitchen!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:55, archived)

i've been known

to grab a bottle of coke, 20 fags, a ball of wool and spend 9 hours watching LoTR from beginning to end

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha still not seen that :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:02, archived)

it's even worse now

i got the hobbit a few weeks ago, already watched it 4 times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:11, archived)

I'd be the same if I had the old star trek or star wars....

I'm off see you later....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:30, archived)

'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:33, archived)

Hahaha! It is SO going to be like this D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:43, archived)

I was surpised that I think it still needs more to make it look like Star Trek!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:44, archived)

Woo :)

lense flare

(herman:D, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:02, archived)

Not enough I don't think!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:19, archived)

secret unreleased footage

you are J J Abrams !

AICMFP

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:06, archived)

Wish I got his wages!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:20, archived)

~~his~~

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:53, archived)

Haha :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 17:09, archived)

probably bindun

but has it bindun using pixlr.com/editor? Just got a google chromebook, and unsurprisingly you can't get Photoshop for it - this just about did in a pinch. No idea if it works in any browser but chrome though.

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:05, archived)

batman is my favourite superhero

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mongychops, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:16, archived)

Always wondered if Batman was a true superhero.....

All the other superheros I can think of have a superpower, where as Batman is just normal man in a suit and uses tecnology to defete his enimies

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:38, archived)

Same thing with Iron Man, money is their superpower.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:42, archived)

Not seen iron man, but I know the price of scrap is still up....

Hahaha edit; also just googled iron man to listen to on you tube, in the google drop down box of suggestions it came up with "iron man guitar tab" maby i should stretch myself today and search for smoke on the water next!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:43, archived)

I haven't seen the third, but 1, 2 and the Avengers are ace.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:53, archived)

Not seen avengers either, I'm waiting for star wars in 2015!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:55, archived)

Got high hopes for that one.

If there's one director I'd have brought in to do a new Star Wars film it'd be JJ Abrams.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:57, archived)

I'm looking forward to it, I couldn't watch Star Trek I just found it unwatchable with the lense flare

Just hope he doesn't do it with star wars

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:59, archived)

I don't think there's much room for him to lens-flare it up in Star Wars.

It always seemed a bit dirtier to me in comparison to Star Trek.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:00, archived)

Imagine the light saber fights!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:08, archived)

Hadn't thought of that... that's going to be a clusterfuck. ><

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:16, archived)

Batman and Annie :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 26 May 2013, 16:03, archived)

Yay works in firefox

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:32, archived)

needs more Brian Blessed

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:34, archived)

Works in IE7 :D

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:39, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:46, archived)

yarra wee little bobby

plain clothes detective, looks like he's about to go into the woods to search for evidence

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:54, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 16:01, archived)

4yo RealPicLols

Middle-click -- count to 5 and middle-click again -- repeat 4 times ----- :::::
::::: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2cJkCjLInQ :::::

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 14:28, archived)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:50, archived)

is that justin long?

he's rather yummy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:04, archived)

Indeed it is.

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jonbob loves you, Sun 26 May 2013, 18:23, archived)

bindun

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:47, archived)

'ning chaps

tricks?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:22, archived)

is this real?

or am I imagining it? you are my concience aren't you?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:31, archived)

try and imagine a little 'boing' sound

see if that helps clear things up

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:34, archived)

Get Elvis to do ir for him :-)

www.hark.com/clips/sjxfrtpqnn-boing-boing-boing

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:21, archived)

Thanyavurmuch!

ahuuhhuh etc

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:30, archived)

too bouncy for a Sunday morning

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:56, archived)

aww nooo!

my poor disfigured little pogo child!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:57, archived)

:-)

This is what they should have done to Tony at birth!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:24, archived)

Haha Tony Blair as a baby!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:23, archived)

holding House deliberations on the cost of nappies

discussing ecological ramifications of baby formula..

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:42, archived)

invading the corner shop in search of rusks

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:46, archived)

baby Gordon Brown fumbles blindly in the back

desperately searching for a less personable smile..

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:49, archived)

Earning millions doing after milk speachers at the nursery.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:35, archived)

he's a bastard, that baby Blair!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 13:38, archived)

Kill it with hammers

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 May 2013, 23:40, archived)

Apparently it's the 50 year anniversary of Doctor Who this year

Someone requested this pic - the current Doctor, Matt Smith melded with the first Doctor, William Hartnell. The Omega and the Alpha...

Bigger version here if needed. 25.media.tumblr.com/02f397a51984a1a22fa4d777266f23f5/tumblr_mmb0nslPwK1qkzi7ro1_500.jpg

EDIT: Changed to black - bigger version there ^ is in blue

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:57, archived)

very good

is that Police Box blue ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:01, archived)

Funny you should say that

but I have no idea! I was going to do the TARDIS behind him, but ran out of patience. Thanks too!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:04, archived)

very nicely!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 May 2013, 11:37, archived)

:) cheers!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 May 2013, 14:05, archived)

This is that good I recognised it when I never ever watch Dr Who :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:25, archived)

\o/

Thanks heaps! That's the best thing you could have said!
*loves you forever*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 May 2013, 14:06, archived)

NO no no

The Omega is a completely different character

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_%28Doctor_Who%29

(Eli-T, Mon 27 May 2013, 10:11, archived)

(1.618..., Sun 26 May 2013, 3:42, archived)

whoisit

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 4:55, archived)

Haha, careful now, I got in trouble for doing this ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 12:30, archived)

What a handy device...

Love all the detail

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 May 2013, 14:07, archived)

It's Atomics picture he did all the work. he did a big series of pictures titled nun of the above.

I shopped his face onto the Nun ;-)

www.b3ta.com/board/10645066#post10645098

.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:03, archived)

oh, so that's his face?

...ha ha ha, even better!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:49, archived)

Years ago when I was turning a couple of my mate into gay cowboys "Before broke back moutain"

One of then retaliated by saying "all art is self portraiture"

Edit missread what you said, yes www.b3ta.com/board/10591400

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 May 2013, 15:58, archived)

I'm putting my boots on!

(Don't get excited this time!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:53, archived)

Purrrrrdy hot!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 May 2013, 19:51, archived)

It's quite moving when they

get re-united with the other nazis at the end.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:49, archived)

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