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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Lovely Moleypoos! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# GNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOme!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Drama queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:16, archived)
# haha
nice work Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:13, archived)
# This movie needs to be made....
now!
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I didn't see that coming
which made the last frame so incredibly worthwhile :)
'Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Oh Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:01, archived)
# This actually happened
IN MY MIND.

*clicks like mental*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# YES!
Said in an orgasmic way.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Spiffing, I say, what.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 8:19, archived)
# prob been done a multitude of times.....
but had to get it out my head
(I_am_B, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:29, archived)
# ha, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
ummm, run Forrest, plz?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
hah !
(I_am_B, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahaha, nice

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# i concur,
you think it's a box of chocolates, but it's assorted dung from 'round the world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Definitely Bubba Gump material
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Blubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# can't remember seeing one..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# He would of taken a few accursed Freys with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:24, archived)
# LOLD OF THE RINGS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:27, archived)
# with the who and the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Lord of the Rings With Tits
and swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Peter Jackson should do an extended LOLTR directors cut...
...with 4 hours of shocking pink dicks animated over every character. Then b3ta would be lapping it up like a fat girl on cake...
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:24, archived)
# He's off looking for his ear
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:15, archived)
# "would've", not "would of"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:39, archived)
# ^this^
*shocking, the youth of today*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Needs more stabbing of unborn babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Who is this?
and why does the new Superman have a British accent?!? FFS, Superman is Amercan!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:42, archived)
# It's revenge for a yank Sherlock Holmes
and a woman Watson. Not in the same programme but that just makes it worse since it shows the Americanisation of the greats of our literature is endemic.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# i take FULL responsibility for this
I apologise
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:59, archived)
# You'll never read this reply
but to be fair to him I actually quite liked Robert Downey Junior as Sherlock Holmes. Lucy Liu as Watson, though, is barely forgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:22, archived)
# have you seen him in the new XMen? looks great
In a terrible 70s, Dickie Davies kind of way :D
bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/X-Men-Days-of-Future-Past-Dinklage-550x825.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# only person I could see him playing is Puck from Alpha Flight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:36, archived)
# He looks like a seventies version of the guy he played
in 'Elf'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Great one Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:48, archived)
# This is damn good ^
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# haha, the Knobbit!
Nice work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Cheers matey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Ta Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:12, archived)
# That's real... Isn't it?
'mazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:34, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)
# An elf is LIKE a gnome, right?
Image Hosting by PictureTrail.com
But not close enough to be compo-able.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Finally finished a proper drawing for a change
Amazing what being home sick gives you time to do. Have some Deacon. Had to use a reference for his vintage truck, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:49, archived)
# That doesn't look like Joey Deacon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:52, archived)
# I certainly would be getting in as a passenger if it was !!
crazy ride !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Clearly I need to draw older men
;) And thank you for the lovely comment down there
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:06, archived)
# it's John, the one from Queen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Oh good!
Some decent music would presumably be on offer, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Thank goodness for that!
I much prefer my boy, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:04, archived)
# nicely btw
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:06, archived)
# that is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:12, archived)
# *beams happily*
My ego thanks you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:13, archived)
# any time :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Nicely done!
That is clearly Shaggy from Scooby Doo though.
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# You know...
You're absolutely right, LOL. :D And Deac DOES have a dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:47, archived)
# hooray for homesickness
if this is what it makes you do

like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:18, archived)
# <3 Thank you, I feel better already!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] No time to turn this into a pic.. kind of needs to be done as a music video
With apologies to Pink Floyd

I've got a little round pond that I fish in
I've got a fishing rod in poor condition
When they got a coin
They throw one for making a wish in

I got some red paint to colour my big hat
Got a bright blue jacket
I got thirteen more concrete gits in the garden to look at

One's in a dress, just right
And she's got fishnet tights
Got an amazing pair of concrete titties
And that is how it goes, whenever I dream
What I see through the steam:
There'll be ho-body gnome
(philbo baggins, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:55, archived)
# very good, but I have no idea what song it's to the tune of
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:58, archived)
# yea like that'll make it better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:09, archived)
# A Floydian Unlurks....
...it scans like "Gnomebody's Home" from The Wall

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Re...it scans like "Gnomebody's Home" from The Wall
Yep :)
(philbo baggins, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:50, archived)
#


Yep I've been on the Technoir site too :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)
# hahahaha! ...wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:47, archived)
# heh : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best bunker pic ever!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Umm


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:46, archived)
# That is great!
Top Giffing
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:01, archived)
# not mine though
b3ta.com/links/Loads_of_really_quite_stunning_gifs_from_various_films
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Meh
I like 'em.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
#

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:21, archived)
# About the only tune I play well on the geetar. Piano on the album.
Roger Waters rocks.

Nice choice, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Sin City, Crying Game edition
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:23, archived)
# chewy !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:00, archived)
# the flantom flan filler?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 6:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 7:11, archived)
# that's quite sweet
not sure if the gnome or the couple are photobombing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:26, archived)
# JD Wetherspoon to open first motorway pub on M40

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22760874
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 6:15, archived)
#
Driving outback from Darwin to Uluru I found a petrol station with an off-license that rather industriously had a large cool-box just inside the door, packed with ice and individual bottles of the most popular beers - the idea being you could have a nice cold one while your browsed the aisles for the beer you really wanted to drink and drive with.

We've got drive-through off-licenses everywhere of course, but this raised the bar.

(I've tried to remember the english terms for esky, bottleshop and servo - but it's been a while)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 6:43, archived)
# Niiice.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 7:09, archived)
# Bottleshop?
Are you posh or something? It's bottlo to rest of us...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:37, archived)
# well I'm originally from England
so technically, yes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# sounds like a great idea
can't imagine that would tempt anyone to drink drive at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 7:14, archived)
# Fuck, where did June through til March go??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] astrognome
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 4:11, archived)
# suits him :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 7:14, archived)
# "To boldly go where gnome-an has gone before..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:40, archived)
# My Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:05, archived)
#
I approve. It would be far cheaper to send a Gnome to space as they are so much smaller...it would very ecognomeical.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 3:26, archived)
# can't remember why i made this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 5:02, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 6:21, archived)
# Obligatory "What have you 'shopped?" post
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 6:39, archived)
#

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:22, archived)
#
You made it after I made the still image, a truly excellent progression!
(Jeremy Jumbles, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:35, archived)
# In space, no one can here you scream that "This isn't decaf!"


EDIT: My very first FP! And at this rate, you'll see another in 2021. Thanks all!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Lovely effect.
Dare I ask how ...?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Original (not by me) is here:
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:BLUE_STEREO_3D_Time_for_Space_Wiggle.gif

Basically, if you take 2 slightly different views and flicker between them, you get a 3D effect.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:56, archived)
# wibblelicious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 1:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 2:02, archived)
# Putting the "shudder" in "www.shutterstock.com"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Anyone else remember the Daily Crucible
and wobblevision?
(ubergeekian, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:39, archived)
# :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_(Third_Eye_Blind_album)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 0:21, archived)
# in hyperspace..
..no one can hear you hyperventilate
(philbo baggins, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:57, archived)
# That is just fucking brilliant
Simple, fun, pretty to look at *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:41, archived)
# these new traffic lights 'r rubbish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Relax ......
(DutyPaid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Sarah Millican?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:13, archived)
# :)
still such a great album
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:15, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Relax is still awesome...even now
timeless classic track
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:26, archived)
# I properly adore the whole album
the 25th anniversay, digital remaster from a couple of years back should be in everyone's record collection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:29, archived)
# I have the original vinyl.
Love it.
(DutyPaid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:33, archived)
# yep, plus the 12" of relax and two tribes :)
yay for being old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:34, archived)
# I miss going buying 12" singles
but on the upside I sell hifi for a living and get to demo record players often. I'm selling more decks now than I did 15 years ago.
(DutyPaid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I have 12" Heaven 17 Temptation
Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:42, archived)
# bragging cos you haz 12" eh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)
# I still play
'Come live with me' a bit too often.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:56, archived)
# I do that too
Normally after a few pints. Never ended well
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 1:02, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:19, archived)
# I love the 80's
Especially being into my 90's now :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:18, archived)
# this raised a smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Can it raise anything else darling?
In bed and ready for you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:26, archived)
# A runaway success. I thoroughly enjoyed the controversy that album caused. Great fun that hot summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Think he's lost a bit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:37, archived)
# He's a Professional Unicyclist.
He knows exactly where he is at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:45, archived)
# You'd be fucked if your unicycle had a freehub though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:57, archived)
# I have crossed... oceans of time to find you...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)
# I love that film, though it's hammy as fuck.
Keanu Reeves: HE'S GROWN YOUNG!

Also, did you know all the special effects and non CGI?

I read a really good making-of of it.

imjussayin

Ed: Also kudos for Pedro for taking fuck to new realms:http://www.b3ta.com/board/10969677

Edd: Also, this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:20, archived)
# agreed, for all it's awful Hammer Horroryness, it's ruddy marvellous
Eiko Ishioka's costume design is particularly stunning (I have a big book of it somewhere)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# there's a sequence in real-time with a train and a book..
apparently it's a model train and a fuckin huge book, I think Coppola's son did most the model work..I could be wrong though

also the make-up effects are really good

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)
# the intro war sequence is also very lovely
it's ace, I might watch it again on Blu Ray later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:26, archived)
# plus Tom Waits as Renfield :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:27, archived)
# ahhaah yes
fucking hell

Also, synchronicitily..ly..i;'ve just booted up Spotify and it has a new QOTSA abum and the cover has a ghoul like Dracula on the cover.
spotify:track:0wmaGiDKtKaRf7G8nBfNsQ (If I Had A Tail by Queens Of The Stone Age)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I just realised I didn't read a making of, I watch it on Youtube.
I remember Coppola saying the original cut was so bloody he had to tone it down dramatically, does the Boo-Ray have loads of deleted scenes?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:28, archived)
# there's a 4 part making of that lasts a bit over an hour
possibly part of the Youtube stuff you've watched
plus half an hour of deleted scenes and the usual commentaries,
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:31, archived)
# that must be it
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:32, archived)
# would've been a better film with someone else playing Canoe Reeves character
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Anthony Hopkins is quite poor in it at times.
They could have replaced Keanu with an assortment of cheddars, I don't think anyone would have noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:33, archived)
# someone who could do a British accent perhaps :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:24, archived)
# THE POPE
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# old pope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:15, archived)
# I also like the 'Oceans of time' line he says to Winona.


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:31, archived)
# still very much would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:34, archived)
# very much
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:36, archived)
# BLOODY WOLVES!!!
youtu.be/moaW8LRusak?t=1m50s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:43, archived)
# hehe
Bladdy wolves chasin me fru some bloo inferno..

Reminds me of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJnR5OT9UQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Sausages! mm-mmm-m-mmm-mm-mm-mm.....Sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:56, archived)
# in fine form Mr Toast
Danny Dyer has to be your scariest post today
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# you clearly missed my Helen Mirren anal prolapse animation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:11, archived)
# I glimpsed it before a load of spastics starting shouting something about "GC" then deleted it :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:16, archived)
# lolbatman
(ivenotseenit)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:26, archived)
# excellent work
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:57, archived)
#


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
lolflares :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Yo! home to Bel Air.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:12, archived)
# You find:
3 Trash
1 Gold
2 Chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:37, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:27, archived)
# The big magenta rocket
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# one wind chapped willy on its way
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)
# tick follows tock follows tick follows cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Guinnius!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:35, archived)
# GINIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Can't even take a parachute jump without getting flashed at
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:15, archived)
# rather nsfw
www.bordom.net/view/31038/Wharbl_wharbl_wharbl_#.Ua0K15zc6Dk
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Oh my
Thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha Wharbl
flapflapflapflapflapflap
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The little red rocket
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:17, archived)
# My body is trapped outside a thirteen year olds brain.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Too real
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:20, archived)
# And the award for most creative a-Gnomation goes to... ;)
If this were a .gif... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 9:43, archived)
# it's all facking cybermen ponces and muppets innit, c'mere darlin' lets have a go in my blue box eh. Sorted, Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:48, archived)
# That's told 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2_vqjN7Ml4
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM72WsoqVgk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Genius!
I award this 18 Spastic Hawks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Ha ha!
Job's a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:26, archived)
# I've worked out from the youtube links that it's Danny Dyer
but I don't know anything else about him, although I've apparently heard his voice in a couple of GTA games.
I'm going to hazard a wild guess here and say that he's probably widely regarded as a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:28, archived)
# He's a cockney hard nut actor who is much admired for his thespian skills
surely you've seen 90% of these cinematic masterpieces www.imdb.com/name/nm0245705/
This is probably the latest "high point" of his career www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dlpa5k3k2c
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Ah.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqLUbmpuVw4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Pwoper naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What a caant!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)
# i would watch this
and i dispise dyer, i met him once
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:19, archived)
# the first enemy he will destroy is
Peter Fucking Andre
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:16, archived)
# 'i like this'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:28, archived)
# This works for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Nasty evil little feckers
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Yes!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:40, archived)
# haha, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:48, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 19:01, archived)
# oo and aaah, nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Cracking norks in that gnome.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 17:34, archived)

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