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(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Upper crust.


(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Crumbs!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
*ironically i'm sitting here eating a sandwich made with my own home made bread*
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# get out, Tory boy!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
:)
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Toast.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:38, archived)
# it cuts and toasts bread at the same time, now That's a kitchen utensil I can get behind
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# 'established bread'
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I think the term is risen
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Let's cut to the biscuits....
Kill Hitler!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# the board is good today
and this is no exception.
Great topical stuff
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I'd be surprised if he did know what the price of bread is
I would imagine the last time he went in tesco was some time before the last election. The idea that any PM goes and buys a pint of milk on a regular basis is laughable; I'd be much more interested in whether he had his head round the latest unemployment figures or the rate of inflation.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Haha! Breadwanker!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)
# In retrospect, maybe I was a little harsh on our beloved government


So I did a makeover for the gorgeous Theresa
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I always read Theresa May as Teresa May
which for a man of my age causes stirrings.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Ha!
Obviously I just had to errrmm... check that I hadn't got the two mixed up ;)
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:13, archived)
# You dirty fecker
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# me also
When I first heard of the MP one I thought she'd done an Esther Mcveigh and joined up.
Dissapointed.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Kill it!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Danger 5 FTW!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:39, archived)
# i can't see anything about policies on her website
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Feel a bit queasy now

(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Crumbs
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:35, archived)
# not bad
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Oy! I saw her first.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# o.k.
i can wait 30 seconds
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES BUT WANTED TO CAPITALISE ON THE THEME

(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Welcome to the parlour, pal!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# yeah John come on down, it wil be a blast
cut a few bangs, trim a few nails....
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Pwoper nawty.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Also:
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# erotic
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
# another reason not to watch eastenders
if you needed one to start with.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# He played Danny Dyer very well in 'Severance'
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, he played Danny Dyer rather well in The Football Factory also.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# The guy's a natural.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:10, archived)
# A natural TWAT
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# shitty twat
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# To be fair, Money for Nothing was a good song
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.........................
we all know he's not straight.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
;)
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
marvellous and horrific
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry..again
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# you're okay, hull isn't full yet :D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
# why did rolf harris learn to play the guitar?
so he could finger A Minor.

/coat
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oo, feel better posting this now
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
# hull
...off you go
:-/
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Talking of which. I was going to put a certain toddler on here but bottled it...
Hull ain't a bad place but I don't want to be there for an eternity.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Alive?
That wouldn't make sense if you put her on the side.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Well...everyone said Elvis was dead didn't they huh, huh?
...but as we all know he is living on the moon...so yeah you never know.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Unless you were handing him fresh clips whenever he ran out, you're probably blameless in the whole affair.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# What's stationery got to do with it?
Tina Turner's best song, in my opinion, coincidentally.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# is that how she got caught?
she heard those pesky nazis knocking around downstairs and suspicion got the better of her, out came the saw and the rest is history?
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Spot on!!
:)
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# :D was it a b3tan who did 'anne franks diary':
june 10th: hid
june 11th: hid
june 12th: hid
june 13th etc
(dates may be wrong)
:D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Yes, not sure who tho'
:D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# :) also, not sure where this was going. or coming from. it didn't even have a ticket
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:25, archived)
# A repeated gif?...or two men with OCD stomping on their lucky step.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I went to a rave like that in Heaven :D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I thought Anne Frank's twitter feed would be quite good.
AnneFrank: still hidin in da cubboard, lol #epichidenseek #YOLO

.........

AnneFrank: omg dis is well boaring!!!1 o_0 #getmeoutofhere
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Umm...
https://twitter.com/Frankanne
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Double-umm...
https://twitter.com/annefrank123_
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Hope she remembers to turn off the location sharing "feature"
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Cheeky girl!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# They fucking would as well C***s.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# 'Oooh Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie on my diary...."
the cat's done a whoopsie on my diary...."
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)
# "Hello, ma baby...."
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# also, this...

she even got the stool personalised, but never got round to bangin' out a tune...
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Shuriken!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Hola Cap'n :)
:D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# more fishs
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 6:14, archived)
# ...and a flower
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 7:56, archived)
# 'I like this!'
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:43, archived)
# i bet this cunt is a pedo
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:08, archived)
# You are gonna so to get caught.
caught sued
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:19, archived)
# sue me
i'm a blackbelt in rape
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Obi Wan libel law
"If you sue me I'll become more popular than you can possibly imagine"
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:35, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:49, archived)
# How the hell is Timmy Mallet still free?
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:21, archived)
# no idea
he has been fucking kids since he was 16
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Timmy Mallet
now there's a guy that really needs a hammer.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:46, archived)
# right in the fucking teeth
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:15, archived)
# Racist!
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I clicked I LIKE THIS
So there's as much wrong with me as there is with you :D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:46, archived)
# A frightening case of the splats.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:52, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0g8bwYzMyU
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:09, archived)
# What a coincidence, my name is also
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:12, archived)
# i knew a girl called also
loooooong time ago
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:18, archived)
# My grandpas's name was Likewise.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:20, archived)
# gizza kiss, brucie
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 1:52, archived)
# More
Mutant Plush Toys!

Please...
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 3:16, archived)
# worst cheese dip ever
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:10, archived)
# This Fleshlight will never sell.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:48, archived)
# brucie the wondershart
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
top splatter action there
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 3:00, archived)
# is pedo short for pedro?
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:09, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:39, archived)
# shit man, you are SOOOO dead now
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# This must be Heaven then.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# no! I meant you are dead to me.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Bloody Pedos! Rumble Rumble Splutter...
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# grraaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Spooky!
Took me ages to work out what the hell was happening.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Like the angle
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:32, archived)
# TOM'S GONNA BLOW!!!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:53, archived)
# k
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Commando.
He's just put down a huge and obviously fake log.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Fuck yeah this is great
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 2:54, archived)
# idonetgettit
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:07, archived)
# if u have to aks, you'll nevah know
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# For no reason whatsoever
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:31, archived)
# That's just wrong, what's wrong with you?
Get that coat! ;) Nicely
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:33, archived)
# It's the tablets - honest ;)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:37, archived)
# ozzy's looking well
:D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:37, archived)
# noooo!
she's not doing it right ;D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:39, archived)
# are you not meant to kiss like that???
:( that explains a lot
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:48, archived)
# terrible gum disease ;D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:50, archived)
# On no!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:50, archived)
# oooo....
I like that!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Not heard King Missile before?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Nope
a whole new experience for me!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:58, archived)
# ^this (i think, hazy)
superb animation
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Is OK, I think.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 5:08, archived)
# 'King Missile' and 'Happy hour' I play a lot on CD.
Another Avant garde group I like is GONG. Hippy weirdness, I still have the album, bought 28yrs ago, 'Camembert Electrique'.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:05, archived)
# It's the best way to feel better about your job.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 5:04, archived)
# TIMMY!!!
No reason.
"
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Seems reasonable to me :D
(although it'll be nightmares again tonight)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Wet dreams more like, you Wackadayist!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:19, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lost Spectrum tape discovered
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:55, archived)
# CLICK!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's the boss level
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:01, archived)
# haha! not quite sure what he's performing...
...but a split second later & it's all over ;D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:01, archived)
# *Barry White voice*
"Not all us guys are like that."
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:55, archived)
# *cough*
....that's what they all say!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:58, archived)
# I've pulled muscles in my tongue, twice!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Get Wet Willy.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:03, archived)
# it's leisure suit larry all over again
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:21, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Maria, I just met a girl called Maria
An' she's a right slag
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's great
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:32, archived)
# 'FART' pffft* ahahaha


*he said knowingly, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
A Quickiefleeg.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha wish I had thought of that
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:38, archived)
# The power of the fleeg, man
and not scrolling before you post
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Oh my, that's how you quirka the fleeq
indeed.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:36, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:09, archived)
# Off to the Video FUCKADE
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:28, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Ah that's better
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:32, archived)
# amazing 3D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:33, archived)
# FUCK-D
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:34, archived)
# no glasses required
maybe safety goggles
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Woah!
Nice
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Vastly improved by Standing Cat.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:52, archived)
# everything is improved by standing cat
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:45, archived)
# *SYSTEM OVERLOAD*
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:24, archived)
# FUCK BOMBZ
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Off topic?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Also...
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Wooo!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I laughed until it hurt.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:05, archived)
# ha!
do it!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:19, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:22, archived)
# pfftHA HA!!:D
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:11, archived)
# Cries
The political state of this country is beyond words. Nobody of value or difference to vote for and even the Lib Dems sold themselves out to take a good bumming from the Tories. Labour are a joke and and like the others only have ideas to 'Manage' not 'Run' the country which is now in the hands of global self interest, greed, hypocrisy and lies. In the meantime the banks screw up and we all will pay for it but give them iPhones, Primark, Sky TV, Shopping Malls and maybe they will be so monged out they won't notice how they turned the silent majority who do the right thing over

Sorry rant over.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:31, archived)
# you forgot
"and almost every other party is a single-issue party with an unconvincing veneer, populated by demagogues and the frighteningly uneducated, with UKIP and the Greens the most alarming of these".

Edit: This is unlikely to be a popular sentiment on here, but I've often thought that it's a pity Jack Straw never managed to scrape the charisma together to take over the Labour party. I like Jack Straw, which is surprising since I like precious few other current Labour politicians.

It's also a pity that John Smith died when he did. Might have been interested to see what he'd have done as Prime Minister rather than Tony "Margaret" Blair.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Yep - nicely put.
Would've been interesting. Ed Miliband has no charisma/appeal whatsoever.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Maybe it's all a ploy so that we'll welcome David Miliband back with open arms
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:22, archived)
# 'The Return of the Milliband'
Someone may already be writing it.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:29, archived)
# I would agree with John Smith a sad loss and seemed to be a man of integrity unlike Blair etc
is so depressing we had to suffer Blair/Brown and the clueless Osborne/Cameron muppets. As for Cleggo in bed with the Tories what a man of no real belief or substance.

I save my biggest distaste for Teresa May the biggest vacuous Tory rent a quote for Tory heartlands.

I remember several years ago during an interview probably close to the Tory Conference she bleated on about Welfare cheats having all their benefits removed after 3 convictions for fraud. When questioned about how many people this would effect in the previous year it was zero. Sounded good for the Tory faithful but lacked any substance.

Weasel words for weasel people and the Daily Mail. No real intelligent thought process about really changing affairs.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I tend to view distate for the Tories as a given, if I'm being honest
I didn't know about that particular interview -- I've been out of the country seven years and only just moved back where I can now have fun trying to decide who to vote for at the next election -- but it doesn't surprise me. I have no doubt that there are Tory politicians of integrity and intelligence who genuinely want the best for the country but whose politics differ from mine, but I don't think Teresa May is one of them because I think she's a fucking moron.

Edit: talking of Jack Straw, I did this once upon a time.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I admire your optimism
I grew up from the Left view of things thinking that these people would want the best for the country and were motivated to do this. After the last Labour Govt and the Lib Dems jumping into be with the Tories I despair. It seems once in the Establishment and the trappings of power make them forget their roots and the people who voted for them.

There are a few of all parties who keep their ideals and beliefs but they get side lined for not being "on board" and trouble makers.

It seems now that any elected government with any promises soon get taken over by the Establishment,the City, money, status and their ideals soon get lost in the selfish need to fill their pockets rather than looking after their constituents.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:38, archived)
# hmm, i'm not aware of stating much optimism
so i may not have been as clear as i should have been. while it's true that i've got a lot of contempt for the vast majority of the tory ranks, i have a similar contempt for the vast majority of both labour and the lib dem's ranks. i'm no fan of career politicians, particularly those -- like cameron, like osbourne and like that man of the people clegg -- from extremely wealthy backgrounds. in their last parliament labour were plagued by these facile shadows of politicians, loathsome creatures like hazel blears who so far as i'm aware of never contributed the blindest thing of benefit to anyone.

i think we're in good agreement on this point... my politics is probably not particularly leftist as far as this board goes -- i'd describe myself as centre, in that on some issues i seem to agree with the right, others the left, and in others the right/left distinction is entirely meaningless, but one guy i do miss is tony benn. i may not have always agreed with his politics, and he may have been from a ludicrously wealthy background himself, but i never saw him suddenly change tack on something to help his career -- he seemed like he genuinely did have a sense of integrity and what you voted for he tried to give. we could do with a lot more people with a belief like tony benn (regardless of actual political content) and a lot fewer hazel fucking blears.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Never quite sure about Tony Benn
But I had respect for Michael Foot who was monstered by the press for having ideals. Being devils advocate was Thatcher the right choice at the time as we were as a country knackered.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Too young to say if she was the right choice
though my guess would be "no". At least what she was was a solid choice - I wouldn't call her a career politican either. (Also, she did manage to break some of the hold the unions had over Labour and over politics. Union leaders should not play national politics. If they want to do that they can run for Parliament. But I'm very much looking back and listening to what other people said.)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:35, archived)
# I always found Kenneth Clarke to be reasonable most of the time, 'gulp'
Some of the peers seem genuine, I do tend to put more trust in older people who have had a serious career/life than thrusting ambitious/greedy types who are likely to be positioning themselves for the next career.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:43, archived)
# actually in about 1995 i swore to myself
that i would never vote tory until everyone on that front bench, with the possible exception of kenneth clarke, had nothing more to do with frontline tory politics. i still basically hold to that even though i disagree with quite a few things he's said: i won't vote tory until anyone who's had anything to do with this government has gone, with the possible exception of kenneth clarke.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Changing the world
Having decided to change 'things' I entered the political affray as a candidate for one of the major farties (independancy is death). You simply have to say, think and do what the local party chairman wants or you don't get selected as a candidate. As an elected novice, you need expert help and advice to be on a local committee (be it roads, schools etc). After 5 years of this unless you are SAS trained against indoctrination, you don't have a chance to change your underpants alone never mind the system.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:10, archived)
# bread and circuses
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Knowing that is one thing, accepting it is another.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:39, archived)
# *juggles*
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:28, archived)
# Needs more ATOS, rampant privatisation, turning the less well off against each other, etc.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:37, archived)
# I'm convinced that
many of these policies against the less well-off ARE meant to create divisions, mis-trust and even hatred. That way, the government is not to blame for a shit soociety - it's the blame of the poor, the scroungers and the immigrants :(
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:53, archived)
# ...whilst 'decent' monied people like A4E company directors, arms maufacturers, tycoon types,
landed gentry (who often got the land at the point of a sword knife crime!), bankers, estate agents, unscroupulous developers, libel lawyers, etc. 'are all in it together'.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:27, archived)
#
often
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Not a rant spazzcaptain
t'is quite a good description of the shite that's going on
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:46, archived)
# aka "the system works"
for them at least.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:45, archived)
# same situation here in Ireland
people are caught voting for the same 3 parties. it's really bothersome, because i know i'm not the smartest person, but i see people on here totally caught up between voting for two main parties and it is just disheartening.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 3:51, archived)
# Harken to the voice of experience.
Bin to 3 medicals with those nice Atos folk. Average age of doctors who examined me around 87.
2 of the 3 doctors had exceptionally poor spoken English. No bright doctors aspire to work for Atos. For me 2nd and 3rd medicals were a waste of time. Classed as irrecoverably knackered the first time.
Still, mustn't grumble.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 23:48, archived)
# I've done the ATOS 'medicals' all the way to tribunal level.
I was actually relieved to see a judge and a senior shrink.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:33, archived)
# bored and watching stargate with photoshop open
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:53, archived)
# When my brother had a vasectomy
he got a photoshop'd card of King Jaffey Joffer with a Jaffa orange, and Tealc the Jaffa with a Jaffa cake.

He was not amused.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Science, innit.
innit.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Sainsbuys's
LOL!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:06, archived)
# FrUlj5j?
I don't get it.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:09, archived)
# G****N'S ALIVE!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I may have made this a tad too nerdy
But it's really, really good once you get it. Honest.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:20, archived)
# MnAsBAr?
I still don't get it.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:25, archived)
# OK, I got as far as Manga knees.
I can't work out how his arse has been nicked.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:27, archived)
# I got the boring bit.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Haha!
R gone.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:30, archived)
# I was off track
thought Arsenic(ked)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Well
you can see the nick of his arse
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Ahh, we call that a crack in these parts.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Arsecrack is very poisonous
Hence Arsecrack And Old Lace
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Pfffft Granny pr0n film
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Arsecrack and Old Lace were a great band weren't they?
I loved "Billy Don't Be a Hero".
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Nick?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Borium
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:03, archived)
# s'ok the Big Society will keep her warm
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Repugnent piece of bile
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Seems as good a cue as any for a repost
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:18, archived)
# be afraid.....
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:30, archived)
#

(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Good one!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please ;)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
fuck
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Hmm.....
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:36, archived)
# He's obviously dreaming
of Gideon Coe's Wist Wagon.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:42, archived)
#
A quick one of the wist
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:28, archived)
# And people say inbreeding's a bad idea...
Just look at the delight on mummy Dave's face!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:33, archived)
# The dwarf in the middle gave birth to them both.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:20, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 4:05, archived)
# terrifying!!!!
skills!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Hurrah for Global Warming! Fewer people dying of cold in winter and growth of certain crops further north ...
says dickhead Owen Paterson, Environment Minister.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:00, archived)
# All people alive will get to have a boat.......
Because if you don't have a boat you will have drowned to death :-)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:04, archived)
# We speak to man in Slough who's been Global Warmed to death.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:08, archived)
# "Next, We interviewe a woman that cooks her roast on the window ledge"
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Join us next week for mammoth hunting from Milton Keynes.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:27, archived)
# "Silly peasants they're always complaining about fuel prices, well now with all this lovely, gentle and happy sunshine
they won't need to heat the far wings of their mansions. They're so dimwitted."
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Just think of the waves of Dutch refugees.
Unless the Dutch inventor Mediocre can invent an enormous sponge that can soak up the excess and squeeze it out into Belgium.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:08, archived)
# I think he'd better start swimming
Or he'll sink like a stone...
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:26, archived)
# what a twat
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:29, archived)
# One of my close friends is currently in prison in Russia for Piracy
can you help with raising awareness about him at all?

(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:29, archived)
# What an optimistic chap!
"Also, the economic crisis stops you wasting money on sweets."
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Massive understanding FAIL.
It really is too difficult for people, the old 80/20 rule stands.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:07, archived)
# in before Beau
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
..
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:24, archived)
# pet badgers?
wtf?
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:30, archived)
# well he says pets
they were more like toys that he chained up and let dogs attack
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Labour will probably win the next election.
I might even vote for them at this rate.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:46, archived)
# I imagine they will, and nothing will change. we will just keep bouncing back and forth between the two failures
nothing good will happen until an entirely new party gets a go (unless its UKIP or something) and they won't be able to make any changes in one term of power, so they'll be kicked out as a failure the Tories/Labour will come back in and claim the successes that the new party had implemented.
And so it goes on.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I hate these Tories that are in....
But I really don't understand why Miliband wants to be PM, He has no ideas, direction, drive, passion or vission of what he wants to change Briton into to improve it, it's like he just looked at the posistion of labour leader and went "I could do that"
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:00, archived)
# welcome to the "post-ideological age"
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:05, archived)
# It's like Frank Spencer is choosing all the parties polocies!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:16, archived)
# colossal fucking soggy prickmunch
patterson, that is, not you
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
# You meant Toasty you scruffy looking Nurf herder...
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha, what a dick, I can't wait for climate change because I liked Water World...
But only if I could have Costners boat....
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Christ, we're all doomed
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Don't panic, don't panic...
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Not a bloody clue.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Haha, nice one :-)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Clever!
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:56, archived)
# haha, have a pea
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:16, archived)
# brilliantly done
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Do you know,
I think that there are advantages.

It is just that they are outweighed by the disadvantages.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:28, archived)
# There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.
There are known unknowns; that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Which makes perfect sense to me.
I have never really understood why anyone was confused by it.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Me too.
But it still makes me smile :-)
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:08, archived)

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