![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Chickens!"){kind=small}
This worked better in my brain box.....(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:34,
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Hee hee!I couldnt be arsed finding the font so I just built the letters!
(that and I can never get fonts to sit in a natural fashion on images, it always seems to look strange)
((that and I can never get fonts to sit in a natural fashion on images, it always seems to look strange)
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:42,
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Phawg Horne was a majestic leader, but remained uneasy around the rest of the pack
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:46,
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I looove that guy :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:29,
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but what does it taste like? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:33,
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i like how the fella behind is almost laughing to himselflike he's in on the joke.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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Rooster!Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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whatever it is, we're having chips with it.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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That is so good :Dit took me a coupla seconds to actually realise what you'd done. *click
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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cheers and thatshame we don't have more 'crossover' animals.
come on evolution, give us some treats!
(come on evolution, give us some treats!
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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Don't put your fingers in the tank
Not happy with this one, but can't be arsed to redo it...so have it anyway
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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the other other white meat :D *offers handful of worms*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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also...if you cut it's head off, does it keep swimming?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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all for the poultry sum of 5 dollarsI think you've barely scratched the surface of chicken/fish punnage
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:33,
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Distribution already in placewww.fishnchickn.co.uk/
Mushy peas with that?
(,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:24,
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Mushy peas with that?
Bantam of the Opera.
Yes I'm still here eleven years later. Nothing changes.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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Beautiful.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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Wonderful as usual :)))*clicks*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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Hooray!Yes, I'm 2 years behind you, and I still pop in from time to time.
Long gone it seems, since the days of a new post every 10 to 20 minutes.. You'd never be able to still see yesterday afternoon on the first page at this time of day.
It's either a sign we've all grown up, we've less time on our hands for procrastination (due to having to work our arses off because you're now doing the job of three people), or the Work Internet Nazis have all banned anything but work-related Internet activity...
Excellent biro work by the way!
(Long gone it seems, since the days of a new post every 10 to 20 minutes.. You'd never be able to still see yesterday afternoon on the first page at this time of day.
It's either a sign we've all grown up, we've less time on our hands for procrastination (due to having to work our arses off because you're now doing the job of three people), or the Work Internet Nazis have all banned anything but work-related Internet activity...
Excellent biro work by the way!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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GET BACK TO WORK FREEBS*eats croissant*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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best episode of Only Fowls and Horses ever HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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Lovely.EDIT: Gah! Now it looks like I'm copying Drimble with his earlier 'lovely' comment. Fuck you, originality!
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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I wonder if there is actual sciencebehind what compliments people use on a thread.
People aren't going to overly-register that someone has said "woo", "yay", "houpla" or "lovely" above but if they read that and then 5 seconds later have to choose a random way of saying "woo" themselves, then the last compliment they read is surely going to be in the front of their mind.
I've noticed myself doing it loads of times.
(People aren't going to overly-register that someone has said "woo", "yay", "houpla" or "lovely" above but if they read that and then 5 seconds later have to choose a random way of saying "woo" themselves, then the last compliment they read is surely going to be in the front of their mind.
I've noticed myself doing it loads of times.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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Subliminal messaging wins again.There won't be a next time.
*puts on glasses*
(*puts on glasses*
Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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it's not just the UK that has a TV licence fee you know.(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:31,
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What compliment-selecting algorithm are you using?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:02,
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Lovely. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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nor indeed an egg... bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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Chikin.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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Sometimes I just sigh at the awesomeness. I honestly just did that.
(,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:36,
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it's good but it's not right......let's have another catch phrase!
*click*
(*click*
Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:00,
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'clicks'& clucks
been waiting for over 3 hours for his head to crack open and an adopted baby from Africa to crawl out.
(been waiting for over 3 hours for his head to crack open and an adopted baby from Africa to crawl out.
smearballs double bag it!,
Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:45,
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what a happy little moncheechee PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:01,
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He's happy because he washed away all the bloodbut now he's going to be sad because there is no blood
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:23,
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i think i will make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and cut it into triangles for himthat will cheer anyone up
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:35,
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from a geometric perspective, yeson the Brinell hardness scale -- only about 0.2
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 1:28,
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No reason is a good reason in this caseClicks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:26,
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:)looks like it's made of wool. like some kind of extremely hairy doll.
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 1:13,
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Just a suggestion of pencil moustache. {:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 2:00,
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It's a never-ending quest. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:43,
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hahaha....but the truth is stranger than fiction(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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yes, and it's propelled by a Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:11,
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mmm, potatoes and carrots PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 1:31,
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Bloody hell my mind has done a twerkI need to look away before I get sucked into your Alien world
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:18,
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keep looking right in the middleit slows down and she grows a beard
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:25,
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Yeah I saw thatDidn't or the slow down bit
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:27,
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Oh yesIt would be hard to be more suave :D
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:51,
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Hahaha 'click' A clip from the film Conspirators of Pleasure 2.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:25,
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I fucking love that film. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:53,
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Top Gear's just weird these days. That Hammond fellow will do anything for attention. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 8:54,
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wait wait waitwhen he's hungry, does he go to the beach because of the sand which is there?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 22:57,
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please don't encourage him PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:02,
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This clip never fails to make me chuckle :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:33,
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Isn't there a cdc version of this floating about?(maybe I imagined it?)
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:48,
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i'm pretty sure there is real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 0:07,
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+ + OPTIMISING SPANGING TRAJECTORY + +
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:16,
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which one is Allen, and which one is Steve? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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hahayou're on FUCKING FIRE
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 21 Oct 2013, 2:50,
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:)i want to see the 10 page dogs on holiday supplement
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:46,
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it's candid pics of pedro in different bikinis
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:49,
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HA HA!!....WAIT, WHAT?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:52,
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you love it you manslag Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:02,
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one of these days, pedroi'm going to learn you a thing or two ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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and on that bombshell...it's time to go home
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:25,
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PffftI hope Someone is 'shopping this.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:56,
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AceI love your comics - great humour :-D
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:25,
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Hahahadrawings are great too.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:57,
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come along, class, it's llama time!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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i never did!just because you drew barney rubble, don't start on me!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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YOU HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY FREEDOM PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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piss up a flagpole, braveheart;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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I think he also looks a bit like Captain Caveman PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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a bityou're going to win by default today, i think
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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This is actually about the best one of these I've done so far
Honk honk!
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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i can see actual hoofage!very well done!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:15,
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Except llamas don't have hooves...
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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SSSSSHHHHH!you'll probably get away with it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:20,
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awww, she's about to birth an aardvark PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:19,
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i prefer copa cabanathe best place to pick up a llama
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:33,
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self portrait Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:38,
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he looks so fluffy! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:38,
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aaawww, he's jammed his nose in a fuzzy doughnut! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:47,
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they had a kind of summer expo thing in town this year, and one of the exhibitions was llamas and alpacasfirst time i'd ever seen one in real life, awesome creatures
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:52,
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i prefer smaller creaturessuch as fish, spiders and snakes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:00,
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None of those will spit in your eye if you annoy them.Except one or two nouty snakes.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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but spiders will sit on your shoulderand freak the neighbours out
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:18,
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they have very soft woolmakes good jumpers
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:36,
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very expensive jumpers, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:10,
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little podgy chops, walking off into the distance*loves*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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Llama smoking with a squirting cock and promoting b3ta
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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you had your eyes open :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:53,
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Did not!I was very carefuland drew slowly.cuz um stoned
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:56,
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i'll let you off this time Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:02,
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I don't think so. Atomic draws freehand stuff al of the time, so he likely has a bit (ok, a lot) more control.
I say he didn't have his eyes open.
(I say he didn't have his eyes open.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:57,
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so you're saying he's good with his hands, eh? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:03,
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also, give him a break -- it took him 2 hours to draw the fucking thing, LOL PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:58,
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If he was using a tablet on pen mode then he'd have a much better idea of where the tip of the pen is in relation to the screen and what he'd already drawn than someone using a mouse.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:42,
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If he was using a tablet on pen mode then he'd have a much better idea of where the tip of the pen is
in relation to the screen and what he'd already drawn than someone using a mouse cheated
(in relation to the screen and what he'd already drawn than someone using a mouse
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:01,
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The fucking rules are: Draw some shit animal with your eyes closed.That's it.
suk it
(suk it
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:18,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:33,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:42,
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I like the quarkiness of this ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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I heard that reality was just a lie we told to chickensto make them lay eggs.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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Au contraire.Reality is a lie we tell ourselves to explain the apparent, yet counter-logical, existence of chickens.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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i like the idea of reading chickens bedtime storiesas it's quiet, anyone fancy another blind animal draw-off?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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My first ever!Remind me of the rules (I haz tablet)
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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the rules are as follows:draw whatever animal i choose, using only a mouse or touchpad and with your eyes closed. i will decide what animal it will be in about 10 minutes, give people time to join in.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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i'm waiting with baited breathe PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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Was the source image a photoshop?I couldn't work that out, though my brain is a little on the dead side this morning
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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No, it really is a picture of distressed chldrenFleeing a napalm attack.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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This was the originalThey changed the shirt (and added the background of course)
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ad_118339535.jpg?w=650&h=650&crop=1
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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i always knew Tony had a nice butt PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 14:27,
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a chi-king kong, if you will.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 8:30,
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Nicely done 5chmuk3r :Dwelcome on board
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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And when it plunges to its death and lies twitching the street...Imagine the BBQ.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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There are some awesome jokes on the other side of the VolgaWatching us. Taunting us with their hilariousness. Flashing us bits of their comedy to make us excited buy always remaining just out of arms reach, just a short swim away. Oh go on, the water's probably not that deep, not that cold, if I can just... *sink*
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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There's no d in StephenWhat are you saying
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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I bet they've got their own BitTorrent server in the back of their boat.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:56,
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love how you managed to get a parrot in there
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:05,
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That was already thereThat's why his shirt is so wet, parrot-diarrhoea.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:17,
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bloody parrotsshould be shot
( CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 0:26,
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Haha still with the mountains reflected in his cop shades. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 1:22,
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Somali Pilates?
notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:39,
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so in other words Mumford & Sons
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:44,
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What, youngsters music from the hit parade?'listening to Jefferson Airplane'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:49,
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