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[challenge entry] Since it is slow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# And yes, I know she is US.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Unfortunately
She is everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Army of Darkness
good fuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance!
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Lacks hip rotation and Darcey Bussell crossing her legs
Apart from that all is fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Da
..nce
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I read that as "Strictly Coma Dancing"

Which, come to think of it, is a pretty good name for that tedious pile of sub-literate, zombie-hosted wank.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# I like it
Reminds me of Killing Joke's "Love like blood".
(gijoel, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# nipples
it's cold in siberia
(rogerzilla, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Marching With The Tsar...
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 2:51, archived)
# make it sew numba too
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Old image
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# No, just no.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
# The last time I tried to masturbate over this image it took me about 6 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh


quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# "Enlist to get rich", I think it says
a cunning plan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:47, archived)
# why your commanding officer would have to be stark staring mad to refuse ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Gilbert got tickets for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary premiere
(BumFacedGoat http://twitter.com/danofthewibble, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# butt then..
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Never in my whole entire life have I expected Changis.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# i heard dat
Changis Raja @ChangisRaja 7 Oct

"Dukh to insaan ko hota hai jab daikhta hai kay uss ka bhai uss kay khilaf hai." @MishalHusainBBC @aamirghauri #Malala
spotify:track:5hdzzK9fH88lTnSaSftxZN (VD Majick - Original Mix by The Panacea)

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Dat's some heavy shendob.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:14, archived)
# hail hogis, fuck the javierls

spotify:track:7kXmJwrZGIhDaLT9sNo3ut (Hey Boy Hey Girl by The Chemical Brothers)
spotify:track:5X4TLgDJll9JT4l5tKYdiW (Orange Wedge by The Chemical Brothers)
spotify:track:0TaHp7ADwjKqVggHPgmSkr (Surrender by The Chemical Brothers)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# well executed
shame *tut and click*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Honestly, you wait all day for a bus...
you wait all day for a bus...

BIGGERER (1.3MB IMGUR)
(orbojunglist, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Mega lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# That's ace
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# ooh get you Mutated Monty ;)
beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# ^THat^
(herman:D, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
# ^the other^
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Wooooo
that gets a click
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# best thing ever sent down the internets
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Clever Stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Excellent!!! Click!
Is that sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Cor! That's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Brilliant
CLICK 'N WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# nicely
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# The fuck is strong with this one.
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
# scary and great
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Christ that's lovely
Have a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:05, archived)
# superb !! should FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# wow, lots of replies, cheers guys.
The bloody car didn't respawn in a tidy way, so yeah,i applied some monty physics:)...funny how a dirty bodge ends up making it actually look better o.0
(orbojunglist, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Bloody hell man, that's the best thing I've seen on b3ta for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:54, archived)
#
Fabulous
(Hemipygous, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:14, archived)
# whoa
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:36, archived)
# This is cocking
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
# That took far to long to get on the FP
I'm happy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# ^that-o
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 26 Oct 2013, 16:14, archived)
# That's ace!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Yay!
I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Super good
Not only did I mistake you for either Sheep or Cyriak but you just got Sheep's blessing, you're a b3ta saint now.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 2:44, archived)
# Excellent.
Nicely executed. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 9:54, archived)
# great!
watched wayyy too long.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, archived)
# That's brilliant.
Why didn't I think of that?
(Rhetorical question)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# I have witnesses to say I was elsewhere on the day this happened, honest guv.
/Busdriver Blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] damn...
(SpiteClassic, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# It's a Commie threadrush!!!
They've been under the bed all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Flippin' Facebook Generation
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I clicking I like this
because I like this. Also...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Haha
Uncle Joe CDC!
*Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
# I've been conscripted to the Russian Army and now drinking melted down boot polish Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I never worked out why I drew this, but almost fits the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Or this, which is mostly stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:33, archived)
# This will improve Tractor production 10 fold
Don't meet the target and this will happen. Also probably on display at Grangemouth
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# OH YES!
Goatseski FTW!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
www2.b3ta.com/lets-fist-again/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# The Brand Revolution
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# They both fir in this picture surprisingly well.....
:D

I am halfway through the interview... I am having to do it in small blasts...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:26, archived)
# He can complain
like at least 1 million Brits are doing but he's got no solution whatsoever.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# his solution appears to be
listen to him critique what is wrong and right, and someone else does the work.

I really enjoyed the interview, and the essence of what he said does resonate with me. Followed a lot of twitter talk on it, Graham Linehan suggested spoilt ballot papers could work as an active protest (I think that's what he said)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Is that watching or masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# A little from Column A and little from Column B...
I think it's the coming together of the beards :D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:02, archived)
# I'm still only 5.33 through.... It could be done so far in 30 - 35 seconds.
The biggest problem is he is talking sense, but he is not listening, just waiting to talk again and say the same things. Which maybe need to be said, but he doesn't have the next level of "talking" to true convince anybody of what he is saying, hence he just says the same thing again. Paxman is asking him to offer a further opinion, which he doesn't appear to have. However I do agree with most of what he's says even if it could be summed up in the 20 seconds he should be talking... I certainly don't think he makes Paxman look like a fool, because GP never actually expresses an opinion (right or wrong) on any of the subjects, he is just asking RB to quantify and qualify he broad statements.... IMHO... That said, I will try to struggle through the last 5 minutes and see if I am completely proven wrong by both camps :¬D

Update, I stand with the above :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Whats his problem?
He's got hands don't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Bit of a theme tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:07, archived)
# sorry mate, i don't go east of the Anduin at this time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] No idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "....statues of Lenin, callin' a taxi"
(SpiteClassic, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Exactly!
(SpiteClassic, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
#

(wizzer77, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Shopped Images only please. You know the rules
Good but grim
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:52, archived)
# fuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Happy 5pm all....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)
# *readies spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Luckily I've been in my inventing shed!!


Dons hat! Fire away :D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Spangbegone!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Perhaps it needs more face protection?
I'll keep working on the prototype
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hang your head in shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nuts!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Oh dear, I'm laughing too hard to find my spanging pan!
Well played sir, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
# haha
I never tyre of good puns
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# I'd jack it in if I were you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Easy on
Let's not inflate his ego
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I'd go spare if I did that
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Aye - tread carefully ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# :D
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:39, archived)
# haha
Super
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:01, archived)
# + + SPANG CANNON NOW ELEVATED + +
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# *cricket applause*
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm only trying to help you comrade Roland!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I love you Poland!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

de-ris - Harold Shipman.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i feel dirty


not my source image and if this is probly not soviet speak
de_ris
www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/russell-brand-is-far-from-trivial-on-newsnight-he-made-paxman-look-ridiculous-8901524.html
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I don't like Russell Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# I'm sure he's an intelligent man with good intentions
but I find him visually and aurally annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Such an utter twunt.
Must've been hard having to stare into that while 'shopping it
(Panzerfaust, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:43, archived)
# AAAARGHGHGHG!
There is no escape!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Spangs self. :(
photo TerribleiVan_zps75d5fc63.jpg
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)
# And stealing your Maddies
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:22, archived)
# i think i've had him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# did his dog sit by the door watching
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:26, archived)
# this is a trick question, right?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
# he sat in the corner, playing sultry tunes on a balalaika
whilst smoking gitanes and wearing a beret.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# He was closer than that

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't be worse than these cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# the same is not better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# True. Very true.
But I doubt they could do any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:37, archived)
# if prices get frozen for a few years the companies will find another wa to fuck us over
and put prices up by a stupid amount when the price freeze ends
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:43, archived)
# One of the few to actually enduce a lol this week
So you have recieved a dutiful click! Mainly for the childish wanking gif gesture but also the message is true too.
(Panzerfaust, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)

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