Hosting seems okI think posting at the preview page seems a bit funky
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:16,
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that's just an old James Bond trickonce he'd gone bald
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unclepills,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 13:15,
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Hey!Give Trump back his peepee!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 14:39,
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Rot13 is far superior
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:54,
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And don’t leave your back port wide open.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 18:10,
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Even better when you use it twice
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:34,
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double-secure! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:30,
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Bthreeta loves you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:30,
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Complete the joke "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and win a signed copy of his book
As you may know Cyriak AKA Mutated Monty from these very parts has written a book.
We've got FIVE SIGNED COPIES to give away.
Complete this tiebreaker "Why did Cyriak cross the road?" and we'll pick the winners in a week's time.
'Horse Destroys The Universe" is out on the 29th of August and is available to preorder on Amazon.
rob,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:05,
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To avoid the pulsing, squirming entity that emerged from his subconscious and manifested in what can only loosely be described as "flesh"I̧̻̬̙t̪̞̗ ̣̝͔̞̻ͅc͏̫̬̼̼o͖̰̘m̷̜̗̤̱͈e̬̝̜s͔ͅͅ ̶̺̦̹̺f͙̭̼ro͓͖̠͓̥̜̬m͙̱͔ͅ ̜̀b͔̫̭͇͘e͍̻͙͚͓y̝ͅo̢͓̳̜n̞͈͍̹̜̞͡ͅd͚̖̳̤̪̜ t̟̪͎͉h͚̠̼͈i͈̼̩s̱͙̦͔̩ ̹̺̪͙̙͞r̺̯̯̹ͅe͔̫̬̮ͅa̤̳̻l̸̮̯͔í̤͖͕͓̼̹t̞͉̬͉ͅy͏̤͚̳.̞̺̦̩͘
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̷Ḭ͚͎͎͠ͅT̸͓ ̀C͓̥̘̤Ơ̻M̯͍̦̕E̺̻̰̣̟̭̘Ș̷̹̜̞̼.͚
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̷Ḭ͚͎͎͠ͅT̸͓ ̀C͓̥̘̤Ơ̻M̯͍̦̕E̺̻̰̣̟̭̘Ș̷̹̜̞̼.͚
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:19,
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Becausemutations growing arms heads more eyes extrusions having more mutated parts dancing with arms and faces and heads into a giant mess of body parts spinning and flipping with arms and faces and cows heads on giant monsters of mutated nonsense with arms. That's why.
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c_kick or, as some people call him,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:29,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road?Because the higher the fewer the higher the fewer the higherfewerhigherfewerhigherfewerhigherfewerhigherhigherhigherfewerhghrfwrhghrfwrhghrfwrhghfwrwrhghghghfrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiighhhhh........
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Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:29,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road?Because he was being gee-geed on.
#HorseContent
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Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:37,
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#HorseContent
Because he was physically fused with a chicken in a freak teleporter accidentand unfortunately the pods were across the street from each other
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amygdala,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:40,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road?According to Einstein's theory of general relativity, roads create distortions in space and time. ... Cyriak never crosses the event horizon, but stays frozen there in space and time. The falling horse also becomes continuously redder, since its mane loses energy as it escapes from the roads vicinity - Also because the other side of the road is where the Londis shop is located and he wanted a Curley Wurley and a scratch card....
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Darryn.R,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:53,
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Fuck knows, but it probably has something to do with Star Wars.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 11:57,
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it's like a video for your hands PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 13:29,
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My hands don’t watch videos.You’re weird.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 13:48,
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You're missing out on braille porn PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 14:05,
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Not clicking that......I don’t trust links in ‘Horse’ threads!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:13,
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Why did the road cross Cyriak?Why did Cyriak cross the road?
Why did the road cross Cyriak?
Why did Cyriak cross the road?
Why did the road cross Cyriak?
(Why did the road cross Cyriak?
Why did Cyriak cross the road?
Why did the road cross Cyriak?
christhebarker,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 12:06,
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He didn't The road morphed under him and became the rear end of his consciousness
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 12:07,
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WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 12:08,
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Bungle brought him.(
notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 13:35,
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Why did the Cyriak cross the road?He couldn't get his knob out of the zombie chicken
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:09,
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because he had already dotted the avenues
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:10,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road? The road never crossed him!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:11,
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Becausehe was trapped in a hellish animation loop that looked like what you'd get if you fed Escher some DMT and dragged him backwards through an abattoir full of chimps.
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Fri 23 Aug 2019, 16:51,
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To avoid an awkward conversation with his old mates at b3ta
gub~gub,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 17:06,
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For inspiration, here's what Cyriak crossing the road looks like
mutated monty,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 17:36,
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^ obvs on his way to check out his favourite hedgeto see if there's any new good stuff
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 17:48,
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Cyriak only has 2 legs? Based on his work I expected a few more
Keep watching, it goes all fractal in a bit Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:06,
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Someone left some shoes over there! Score!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 18:12,
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you should always walk a mile in another mans shoes before criticising him - that way not only will you be a mile away but you will also have his shoes.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 18:16,
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You're going to win this if it was purely votesrather than what our secret team of judges think
( rob,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 18:15,
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You're so happy. There must be something really good on the other side of that road.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:45,
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To have a wank in the fucklift.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 17:54,
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Last time I played table-tennisI was beaten by someone twice my age.
I was 41.
Sad but true.
(I was 41.
Sad but true.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 19:54,
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odd to read this todayI was just thinking yesterday about one of the kids I taught to play, who found himself a better teacher, then came back and thrashed me without breaking sweat.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 20:06,
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the sign on the other side said "Animator wanted, cash money paid"
"Oh my god, it's full of gerbils"
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 18:58,
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Why did Siri aks me? I cross the motherfucking road if I wants to, and I aks Siri the motherfucking questions!
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Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:18,
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Because Pato Banton asked him to come back (over to the other side).
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Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:31,
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To get away from Colonel Sanders! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 21:48,
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Because the road, road road road road, cats eyes, cats eyes, cats eyes, cats eyes, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats with two heads,cats with two heads, cats with two heads,cats with two heads,cats with three heads,cats with three heads cats with three heads, cats with three heads, cats with dale wontons head, cats with dale wintons head, cats with dale wintons head, cats with dale wintons head, dale winton with wontons on his head, dale winton with wontons on his head, dale winton with wontons on his head, dale winton with wontons on his head, the booker prize
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alistair,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:06,
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There was a Greggs
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 23:44,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road? See Chicken Stalker's Handbook.
( LS18,
Sat 24 Aug 2019, 18:02,
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He may have crossed the road or maybe notUntil observed he could be in both states at the same time; crossing and not crossing.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 24 Aug 2019, 21:49,
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The roads all of a sudden branched multiple times, and in no time there were roads everywhere. He couldn't go anywhere else than across the road.
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Sun 25 Aug 2019, 21:19,
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As copies of himself sprouted out of every part of his body and performed their mesmerising dance, they formed into a giant Cyriak that was simultaneously across the road, under the road, and was the road itself; all eventually resolving itself into Cyriak just being across the road. But that's how he crossed it, not why. Thankfully at the end we see that all this was just a convoluted way to get to the pub.
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Sun 25 Aug 2019, 22:37,
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to get to the other Dr. Sayyid Syeed
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 26 Aug 2019, 19:29,
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To recursively get to the same side.(I was gonna go with because he got his dick stuck in the chicken but someone beat me to it :/ )
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 26 Aug 2019, 22:45,
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Why did Cyriak cross the road?Because you read the question.
But why did Cyriak cross it the other way while reading this submission?
Et cetera, until he recursively dissolves into the aether of your mind.
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Tue 27 Aug 2019, 22:21,
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But why did Cyriak cross it the other way while reading this submission?
Et cetera, until he recursively dissolves into the aether of your mind.
it's broke, that's why you should donate cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 2:34,
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If you want to send me your image in an envelope I don't mind scanning it and hosting it on my internet host space in the online cloud mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 3:06,
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Excellent!! I've got some bandwagon stuff I want to post while it's still relevant
( gub~gub,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 3:31,
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It's broke.... I can't see your image.Fukoffnoob
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 3:38,
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Yeah! \o/I hate those things! They ruined Star Wars! D:
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 1:29,
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Stop trying to make Star Wars a thing. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 15:14,
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When will they do a prequel featuring R1D1?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 17:09,
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Are you saying.....I've been accepted into the semi-secret fraternity of The Gayshift ??
( gub~gub,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 3:35,
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is that Petco Park? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 1:10,
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you're an odd fellow, Skinner. But you steam a good ham-toucher cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 1:26,
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when are you going to get on to Hickenlooper? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 0:16,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Everyday Effects"){kind=small}
Punch it, Chewie! Chewie!
Rejigged. I initially had another plan for this and stupidly kept the format so I changed it to work better as is. Originally.
(Rejigged. I initially had another plan for this and stupidly kept the format so I changed it to work better as is. Originally.
JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:39,
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"Sir, you do realise that going to lightspeed in a residential area is not permitted?" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:41,
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'55 to stay alive' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 15:17,
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But why is the vehicle being controlled by the individual possessing outward characteristics traditionally associated with the biological male?Way to go with the cis-privilege patriarchal hate speech, b3ta.
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Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:48,
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Did you just assume someone's gender?Racist.
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:52,
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She's sitting in the wrong seat.It's a left-hand drive.
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 12:41,
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stupid left hand lightspeed drivers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 13:50,
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Why would the driver say ‘Punch It’, when he is the one pushing the pedal? *confused*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 16:15,
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I'm mostly concerned about the look of duress in their expressionsClearly some dark Sith Lord is imposing Force smiles on them
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Pizopop was here,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 16:34,
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Also:Where’s Chewy?
That’s not Han Solo!
And...that’s no moon!
(That’s not Han Solo!
And...that’s no moon!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 18:07,
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Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 21:45,
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must be an Astra cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 1:23,
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According to someone on radio 4 recently, her face was covered in fine hair following an accident with hormone creamThe studios wanted her to have it removed but she refused on the grounds that it gave her a softer look
As I've not checked so I'm off to find out if this is a load of bs. Apparently not, a beard of peach fuzz.
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Thu 22 Aug 2019, 18:40,
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As I've not checked so I'm off to find out if this is a load of bs. Apparently not, a beard of peach fuzz.
I’d like to Marilyn her Monroe....jusssayin.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 20:43,
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kill it with fire!woo!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 Aug 2019, 1:22,
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Whatever's in that croissant, I want some Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:42,
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hahahahahahaetcMy mother's sister is an angry baker
She's my croissant
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:44,
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What would little maniacs like to do first? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 2:53,
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dishes need done first
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 3:54,
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They're here already! You're next!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 10:53,
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Yes, it was an unfortunate and unintentional placement of random elements....really!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 15:18,
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The lady on the right seems to have really corrosive piss
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 10:51,
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Now we know how the nerds get the nice women.Can I have the equation please?
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 15:04,
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Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock...
Captain Howdy,
Wed 21 Aug 2019, 19:10,
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you spoil us, ambassador cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 0:08,
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Dick followed cock followed dick followed cock... mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 0:33,
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I love the Lucasised names! We need more of these.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 11:47,
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you owe me a new i like this buttoni've just worn this one out
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 21 Aug 2019, 19:36,
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POWER SHOES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Aug 2019, 5:00,
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To Joe Biden . . . "Having lived so long--having accomplished so little."
LS18,
Wed 21 Aug 2019, 15:59,
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