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laminasni isn't., Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:54, archived)

vs. Optimus Prime Directive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:52, archived)

I mean, no.

They don't look very similar at all. I'm no expert on Cybertronian biology, but I doubt Gowron's mother gave birth to a robot in disguise.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 14:03, archived)

No Ultron? Smultron (wild strawberry)? WeasleyRon? Electron? Icosahedron?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:34, archived)

They do ron ron ron,

They do, Ron. Ron?
youtu.be/jJqUrVohtTo?t=139

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:50, archived)

Vintage

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:47, archived)

Anyone know why I can't get a video of the Aussie dude pulling a bike flip at the Olympics?
Apparently I'm in the wrong country to view this content?

(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:35, archived)

Because the IOC are complete and total fucking cunts.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:41, archived)

Try using a Youtube proxy site

I don't have a recommendation for a particular one to use, so you'll have to search and try some out (I've forgotten the one I last used, but that was to circumvent age restriction rather than geofencing).

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)

You're in the wrong country to view this content.

hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 21:49, archived)

gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:24, archived)

I can't tell what it is yet?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:05, archived)

making fun of disabled people is so funny

well done

(Baggenfork, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:46, archived)

You are my new favourite. x

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:53, archived)

You think it’s funny too? I don’t know what to say.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:07, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:30, archived)

If that’s your gf she’s a bag of spanners

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:42, archived)

Someone around here says she's sexy, I can't remember who now.

She's a sausage champion and tipped to be the next PM.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:36, archived)

She gets very excited about cheese and pork, as I recall...

which makes me very interested...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:46, archived)

^ him

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:52, archived)

Is it really so supplising?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 23:11, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 0:18, archived)

b3ta supplies?....IDGI

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:42, archived)

It's a UHF thing, you wouldn't understand.

Also it's a 'not being racist' thing, so a little niche for b3ta.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 14:05, archived)

Unending Hissy Fit

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:08, archived)

Vs Cognitive Dissonance

FIGHT!

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:03, archived)

Grrr grrr grrrrrr grrrr

Who won?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:27, archived)

Even when it loses, cognitive dissonance always wins.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:52, archived)

No need to fight then, eh?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:43, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:56, archived)

It's wordplay, you goon

Both are Joeys, that's the joke. I picked a Joey most here would recognise.

But well done on being offended by something that isn't there

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 6:41, archived)

The joke would have worked just as well with a conventionally-abled Joey, e.g. Joey from Friends.

In this instance, a differently-abled Joey has been given an equal opportunity to be included in a harmless piece of wordplay.

Anyone finding offence in that is worse than Hitler.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)

Yes, I got the joke.

Who said I was offended.

(Baggenfork, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:41, archived)

You'll like this then.......

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Chumps 👀, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:18, archived)

I love you

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)

You'll love this too

Click for bigger (482 kb)

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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:01, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:23, archived)

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 7:17, archived)

Every schoolkid from the early 80s is going to Hull

(rogerzilla, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 7:09, archived)

Four decades later and I still sometimes find myself going “uuuhhhhhh”.

Tongue firmly in lower lip.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:15, archived)

Fuck off

B3ta is clearly the wrong site for you

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PFC Hudson, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:00, archived)

you fuck off

(Baggenfork, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:41, archived)

Everyone should fuck off equally.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:12, archived)

Can you image how someone who cannot have sex due to a disability would feel about “you fuck off”? Very hurtful. Think before you speak.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:12, archived)

I can't believe you would potentially antagonise someone who, through no fault of their own, was born with psychopathy and cannot imagine how other people would feel.

I think you need to take a long hard look* at yourself.

*Or whatever you identify as your primary sense for introspective purposes.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:51, archived)

arf..

you said "long" and "hard" *rubs thighs

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)

Sorry but I don’t think it’s funny at all. You are clearly on the wrong website, we don’t do that here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:05, archived)

can't we just

troll him for a little longer ? Pleeeze...

(davyclam, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:19, archived)

I’ve a good mind to gaz Rob, he takes a dim view of this sort of thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)

REPORTED.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)

All rob has to do is push 1 button and this site will be gone forever.
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also: Jokes are better than techno.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:23, archived)

I like to think it's more of a dead man's switch arrangement...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:33, archived)

NOW NOW NOW...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:50, archived)

I think it’s more of a dead horse arrangement

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:44, archived)

Poor Idea, even more poorly executed...

EDIT: Why oh why has it not limited the image size
(Apologies mods - image uploader crashed on "posting message", so i tried again with the "my images" link, but that doesn't include the HTML for thumbnail version and "click for bigger")

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:34, archived)

holy fuck

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)

It's bad enough seeing his mugshot

It's even worse it's so damn large

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:40, archived)

either way i'm jacking off

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:45, archived)

It's what she would have wanted :D

#CrackOneOffForChrisChan

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:48, archived)

Inside the img tagged codey looking thing

type:
width=600

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:42, archived)

Thanks

Noone wants to drop on the board to see a 1:1 Chris Chan

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:43, archived)

I'd go further & say that nobody wants to be aware of Chris Chan

having just endured the misery of looking them up myself.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:02, archived)

"Transgender internet personality"

I stopped there.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:11, archived)

Probably for the best

I was "introduced" by a former friend

They are no longer a friend

Run, run whilst you still love life...

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:20, archived)

"Internet personality"

I post on that YouTube sometimes, am I a personality now? Should I be doing the incests too? Both my Mum n Dad are old and not sexy though.

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:35, archived)

Well not to you perhaps

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:45, archived)

is this the person that could not lift anything at the olympics?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:39, archived)

Absolutely.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:41, archived)

You're a lot safer believing that

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:50, archived)

It's Chris Chan

The inventor of 4 Chan I think

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:51, archived)

That’s right, it was Chris Chan and Mo Slim

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:38, archived)

Oh, and Bud R.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)

And Jane

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:40, archived)

And C. Kism

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:41, archived)

Zoe Astrian did her bit too.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:05, archived)

Nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:45, archived)

'person'?.....O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:44, archived)

People who are persons.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:13, archived)

Tory Power Stance

(JauntyArt, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:40, archived)

I see transphobia is now cool here as well as racism

great

(Baggenfork, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:28, archived)

Nobody tell him about the /chat board.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:41, archived)

Ah! I didn’t spot the ‘womens’ in the top left corner when I did this. Will edit appropriately.

(JauntyArt, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 14:02, archived)

I didn't want you to change it.

I really do think transphobia and racism are cool.

(Baggenfork, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:51, archived)

racism isn't cool, that's something a wog would say

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 0:47, archived)

post of the year

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)

coming here to find offence where there is none

really is a fucking weird hobby mate.

After all, that's what twitter's for.

(horrid, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:18, archived)

(JauntyArt, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 23:28, archived)

we live in complex times (see how fast my friends work)

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:51, archived)

it broke :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:46, archived)

Oh man, dekionplexis, I was thinking about you just a few days ago.

I could never work what drugs you'd been taking or which mental illnesses afflicted you but I loved you all the same.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:10, archived)

The time he got booed at the 2012 Paralympics was one of the best moments of my life

youtu.be/qqM0Ube0oLs

The fat marketroid from BMW gets more love

(rogerzilla, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:56, archived)

An Old pun, I know.

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)

(ozof, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 10:52, archived)

Cooked to perfection

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 11:28, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:36, archived)

Mallard Baron

(davyclam, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:14, archived)

Vey good.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:02, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:19, archived)

jusssayin...

b3ta.com/board/11344887

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)

Yabba Dabba Delish!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:29, archived)

Fred Batstone and Barney Robin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:31, archived)

What, no love for Joker and Riddler?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:42, archived)

nope

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:34, archived)

Who would make a better Catwoman

Betty or Wilma?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:06, archived)

Betty, OBVS

Wilma would make a better Poison Ivy.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:05, archived)

of course! :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:52, archived)

Don't do it Pedro.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)

too HOT 4 /board, eh?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:54, archived)

Way Too Hot

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 2:22, archived)

pfft.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 3:07, archived)

{8-P

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:33, archived)

nice

you know france has a big muslim population, right?

(Baggenfork, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:26, archived)

I don't think b3ta is the forum for you to be honest.

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 15:51, archived)

Nice

should have a capital 'N'

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FridgeBadger, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 16:44, archived)

venice

(davyclam, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:17, archived)

Gnnrrrrrr....

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Ninj, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:03, archived)

LOL

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:51, archived)

Very unorthodox butterfly.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:58, archived)

Steroids!!!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)

radical, dude!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:36, archived)

'NINJ' Skateboard, Shirley!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 1:20, archived)

Ha, yes!!

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Ninj, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 10:15, archived)

You found this and think it should win the Olympics?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)

Yes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:45, archived)

magic!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:21, archived)

Gets my vote

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 21:47, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)

fuckopalypse

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:37, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:11, archived)

worst pizza gnome ever

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:53, archived)

FREE FORM FUCK

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 2:56, archived)

azzip tnaw uoy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:32, archived)

FUCKT

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:28, archived)

Woo

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 2:24, archived)

FUCKAGEDDON

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:19, archived)

That's GR8! *HI-5's*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)

back, and to the left

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:38, archived)

This one hurts :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:39, archived)

there is no horse

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:47, archived)

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR SCREEN

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:57, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)

I'm steering clear of Hyde Park for bit.

(MrBlack, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:40, archived)

Ooh, that's nicely obscure!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:55, archived)

Well this is two more people than I thought would get it :)

(MrBlack, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 20:46, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 19:02, archived)

This for Gold...

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Ninj, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:01, archived)

He clears 2.30 in his sleep...

...whilst dreaming about having his toes fondled by Mrs Merton

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

look at his gym kit

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:11, archived)

Be glad he wasn't made to do PE in his underwear

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:12, archived)

A top hat covering his rudey bits

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:43, archived)

"Come on Moggy... JUMP!"

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:58, archived)

hahah!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Aug 2021, 15:58, archived)

Council Houses

are you sure about this?

(davyclam, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 17:31, archived)

ONE STEP BEYOND!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 1:19, archived)

Ha ha!

Nicely done

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 18:41, archived)

Rainbow by Clive Barker

(JauntyArt, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 23:09, archived)

Is this a fan-made alternative book cover? Is there a sexy fanfic adventure inside?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:28, archived)

The sexy fanfic involved Rod Jane & Freddy

(JauntyArt, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)

Paint the whole world!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 14:39, archived)

nice

(ozof, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 11:01, archived)

Hermes

Must. Get. Joke. Out. Of. Head.

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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 22:52, archived)

Is this a me me meme?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 0:09, archived)

Esme’s

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:29, archived)

Very cis-gendered though

(rogerzilla, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 7:12, archived)

If he can keep this face up...he's in the medals!

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Ninj, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:10, archived)

Gold

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 21:39, archived)

The Man with the Gold n' Gurn

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 21:50, archived)

What's this, then? 'Tories Eunt Domus'? 'People called Tories they go the house'?

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:49, archived)

shouldn't it read "SIVRK?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 16:53, archived)

What have the Tories ever done to us?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:16, archived)

apart from leaving the EU, slash welfare, cut legal aid payments, and dither whilst an epidemic raged

Nothing.

(gijoel, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 0:21, archived)

Nothing??

They snatched my milk.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 12:54, archived)

It was sour by the time you got it at break in Summer

- and frozen into chunks in Winter.

In Spring it was laced with glass and opioids, but in Autumn, it was ju-ust right.

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 21:40, archived)

Straight from Thatcher's teat...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 0:26, archived)

WHY did Margaret Thatcher feed Mark and Carol battery acid when they were babies?

That's just what came out of her breasts.*

_{_{_{_{* This joke stolen from (c) Neil Hamburger}}}}

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)

Damn Roman Tories

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:05, archived)

Brilliant

Boro, Boris, Borit, Borimus, Boritis, Borunt.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

Borunt. A great portmanteau word.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 12:04, archived)

He's not the Prime Minister, he's a very naughty boy!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 18:53, archived)

*applause*

(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:37, archived)

USA enter a strong team, but the Russian Olympic Committee remain favourites

(_bleatbleat, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 13:18, archived)

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:34, archived)

Reminds me of Cymothoa exigua

(davyclam, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 16:45, archived)

I get that a lot

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 11:03, archived)

ben johnson is canadian,

he's wearing the canadian team uniform in your pic
imjussayin

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 16:04, archived)

Doh

Damn, research fail on my part.

(_bleatbleat, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:01, archived)

USA caught cheating in the drug taking event

(_bleatbleat, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:03, archived)

wow

i just realised that was your second ever post on b3ta, in over 8 years
and i just went, yeah but you did it wrong! lol, i feel like a wank handle now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 1:21, archived)

superhero cornholing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:11, archived)

Compo it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 5:44, archived)

cornholing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)

I can’t think of any superhero cornholing jokes Pedro :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:32, archived)

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Ninj, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 6:45, archived)

'shopped pics only please

(rogerzilla, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 9:23, archived)

Terry Wogan said Barry Manilow looked like he was made out of all those bits they cut off people for plastic surgery

- the bitch!

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 10:39, archived)

oh hai swayze

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 10:49, archived)

would

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:16, archived)

What?, Me, worry?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:23, archived)

He was fairly good looking for a big-nose, before the surgery addiction.

Like a blonde Scott Bakula.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 20:34, archived)

Amaizeing

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 10:15, archived)

OEUF!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:23, archived)

Optimised for Desktop Mode on NuNet.fuk

CORNcaptcha Scannable FUCKOUPON // MINI Version

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 11:13, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 11:18, archived)

Good japes

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 12:58, archived)

tanks

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 13:27, archived)

dekionplexis.blogspot.com/

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 23:17, archived)

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!!

...OR MAYBE BETTER?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 14:42, archived)

I have to keep resizing and optimising the cunt

japes

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:11, archived)

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 14:45, archived)

no, that's it

Go Team

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:15, archived)

There’s no i in team, we’re all winners, and so forth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:34, archived)

FOOTGOOSE

(piss and shit, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:44, archived)

AND PANTYFREE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:34, archived)

FOOTJUICE

The Early Years

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 11:07, archived)

Stop trying to Bat-Bait me, Pedro.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:00, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:06, archived)

You ain't climbing' no walls, Fatty!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 22:33, archived)

jesus is king

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 11:08, archived)

King of burgers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 16:49, archived)

Self-indulgent, private in-jokes are never Back-Paged

private in-jokes are never Back-Paged

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 21:23, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:17, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:47, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 23:28, archived)

BP THIS NOW

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 0:04, archived)

Back page was taken

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:03, archived)

FULL PAGE \0/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:42, archived)

Probably a pull-out special too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:03, archived)

RIP Catnippppppppp

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:51, archived)

don't mind if I do!...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 23:34, archived)

Your dog has no nose

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 0:04, archived)

How does it smell?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:43, archived)

OF BLOOOOOOOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:04, archived)

yay napkin dawg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 0:05, archived)

It's NOT A NAPKIN! :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 0:52, archived)

Urrghgh Judge? I’m here live, I’m not a napkin.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:04, archived)

✌️✌️✌️

Cool gnome bro

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:06, archived)

*coff*hack*coff*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:40, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:14, archived)

*BOOM*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:41, archived)

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 10:46, archived)

but...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 19:01, archived)

HA!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 20:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)

Oh no this is terrible atomic I hope no one caught aids from this, lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2021, 3:36, archived)

Breakfast time

Click for bigger (133 kb)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 9:49, archived)

surely not

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)

Breakfast of disgraced champions!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)

I need an explanation of the rules of this event.

Is the clock counting down?

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)

Why,

do you think you can eat a cock quicker than Herr Meiwes?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:52, archived)

Probably not a 4000 calorie cock.

The reason I ask why is because the clock in panel 1 reads 0:52, and the leader board shows either times or scores of 40.366 descending in rank order to 40.265.

So is the clock time recorded in the leader board or is that the number of points allocated based on technique, accuracy, etc?

If the numbers on the board are the winning times, that means Pete finished that plate in under 12 seconds.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)

Being an artistic event, the leaderboard will be points scored during an alloted time,

in which case, Pete still had 52 seconds to do his stuff...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 18:47, archived)

How can a 4000 calorie eating contest be an artistic event?

Please explain the rules as precisely as you can.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:03, archived)

Dude

That's not a clock

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)

Then why is it sponsored by Omega?

Eh?

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:03, archived)

Surely the contest had already started and at 0.52 after his first bite of a chicken kiev the sensation of the garlic butter running out of the kiev into his mouth had set Docherty off into a reverie

in which he recalled chicken kievs he was served while living in an army garrison in his youth. Clearly this was then broken as the discipline he encountered kicked in so he manages to finish in just over 40 minutes.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:50, archived)

I'm not sure of anything any more.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 22:01, archived)

Armin Meiwes? Ooof

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:49, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:01, archived)

Would you like some pizza?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 1:44, archived)

I gnome (know) someone who does.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 4:06, archived)

fantastic

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 0:54, archived)

(JauntyArt, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:43, archived)

Portable bird bath

No dignity required

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:24, archived)

So, how much did he pay for her?

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 1:18, archived)

THIS TOOK AGES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:24, archived)

Ello Peesha

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 13:00, archived)

FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 16:44, archived)

National Geographic cat tits

(rogerzilla, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 14:10, archived)

Shaved Pedro?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:21, archived)

No silly, Pedro is a chihuahua.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:02, archived)

~~AGES~~
generations of selective breeding

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 16:16, archived)

No fur

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 23:14, archived)

I'm getting there :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:17, archived)

Click for bigger (117 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:38, archived)

Poorly puss is sad

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:03, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:02, archived)

Possibly the best thing my eyes have ever seen.

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Shlvng, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 20:24, archived)

sweet green fucks

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 10:50, archived)

On reflection, this is how I feel.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 1:19, archived)

Most expensive Kink Ever?

Click for bigger (618 kb)

5.5 bil for shitty space nappies?

(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 8:21, archived)

I think his underpants are too big

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:09, archived)

They didn't start out that size...

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jonbob loves you, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)

He looks like he shat up his own ass, which I admire.

(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 13:03, archived)

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