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Professor, they're multiplying at a phenomenal rate.

Clicky (256K) for full length version.

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GR33DY, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

AARGH!

Unrestrained cytokittenesis.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

ONE of those cats...

looks a bit different... is it a mutant?

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

They

mutate every 4 generations or so. That's what makes them so dangerous.

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GR33DY, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

kittens everywhere! HOORAY!!!

...but how did you get into the KLF labs? More importantly, how did you get back out alive?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

I nearly didn't.

I don't want to talk about what I had to do to escape.

/Shudders

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GR33DY, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

They used

The well know 'ball of wool' distraction technique.

c/f Simpsons episode with lions in

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

yes!

kittens love string. Ours do, certainly.

*soppy*

How's Jess these days?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Slowly getting larger

I hope.

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

I'm at the bottom of the page!

See!

(Olly Aphonix, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

this is nice

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

It was a radical Depardieu

from the Norm

Sorry - it's been bugging me for weeks and I'm pooshopless!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Wierd as fish

with hats on

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

hmmmmm...

People deceide to eat marmite and cats, but i prefer PEOPLE!!!

(Alien242k, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

I worry...

Please don't live anywhere near me.
Unless you bring Marmite

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

marmite is FREE, DAMN!!!

in my house on the moon, we live near a farm that produces marmite tins wich will be available from all shops in about 30 years from now

(Alien242k, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Wait...

I've been eating 30 year old marmite?

Pltoohie!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

I've wouldn't doubt...

...the Wisdom of that.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

that's

a chewy old bit of word-play to be masticating over for so long

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

pixel ainsley harriot and pixel jamie oliver

food fight

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

arrrgh!

scary :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Oh...

...you love a bit of it.

Don't you...

Don't you...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Nice one.

That game rocked, especially the one where you had to sit in the spaceship thing. Prepare to enter the fantasy zone - get ready!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Actually...

...it said "Welcome to the Fantasy Zone - Get Ready". And it was "Galaxy Force" that had an entire tilting and rotating space-ship for a cabinet. Space Harrier just had the tilting seat and cabinet.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

Blimey.

I bow to your superior knowledge of 80s arcade trivia.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Here,

I havent used this in a while.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Kill me...

I don't want to remember seeing that...

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

I'm with you

on that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

hehe!

That's best enjoyed if you open: www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?name=fuzzbucket in another window for the music!

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barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

umm no reason.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

no reason needed

i like it.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

simple

and brilliant

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Inspired.

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cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

woo & yay!

random thoughts spawning:
bird's eye frozen donkeys - VID, vitamins in donkeys
might have to do that tonight

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

I love that

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missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

sorry

forgot to tag it..

added tag.. hope thats not against the law...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

Sis is reilly grate!

My respect goes to you, sir, for a very original anim!

(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

I was going to make it Bounce ......

But everybody knows you can't animate a Jaypeg
.

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cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

neece

well doon

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

Woo and Yay..

That's very good.

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sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

BOOM BOOM!

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

aha...

crap norwegian 80's pop band

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

they not crap

they're great

FACT

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

you nearly had it...

they grate!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

slick as the spanish coast

that is.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

yes you can. :) Nice pic though

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Can you put 'em

on MSN tho' ?

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cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

uhhh

no :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

scary eye metal bit thing GD

looks more like a tit to me

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rhuby, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

it's a

Blue Jay

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cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)

Groan!

Computer nerd joke alert!
You gotta love those puns!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

This isn't fredbaste

Remember I posted kitten cam ages ago?

Well now the BBC have mouse cam

I love you BBC.

(guinea, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh fucking YES

that is all

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Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

ever since I posted this link

The video has stopped working.

No bald cuteness anymore.

Stop looking at it, please.

(guinea, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

here's one for Manic

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Heh heh

Where's the original? I'm too important to spazz.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

it is

here
and yes - that's Manic.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Ooh ta,

excellent.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Probably been done before.

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

yeah of course, see 10 of these a day

what a glasscock!

Nutter!

Nice pic, w/y/h

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

woo yay

that's skill!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

isn't that a bum disease in cows?

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

I bloody

hope not.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

You reckon?1?!?

good pic though

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cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

3 times

this week
(>_<)...*parp*

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

Blimey

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

I'm really

honestly going to post your CD.

Today.

I've got it with me. I promise!

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

*chinny*

I'm starting to look like a saddo now.
Me to mates....
Honest, I DO have a CD coming in the post.
:)

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Silly Chickens!
Not another one.

Yawhawan

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

that landed in my in-box yesterday

*sigh*

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yeah

that's always popping up here.

cheeky repost

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

taliban reunited

Have a look at www.talibanreunited.com

And unless you hadn't realised already, compare with www.friendsreunited.com

Funny!

(Bob Star, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

Ahem

menub?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

ahh tis a good one that

forgot about it.
will be in the top10 very soon methinks :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

*fluffy thoughts*

*fluffy thoughts*

Threadjack : anyone else like to join us next week?

Details in the scheduler

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Woo!

mee mee

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Though

Satsuma is infinitely better than Wagamamma. Should go there instead.

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itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

Agreed

Satsuma is good, and better for not being part of a big chain.

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Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

that sounds rather sophisticated

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

doesn't it though?

anything with four 'a's in it just reeks of high glamour.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

like

Bananrama?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

hehe

n1.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

no. I see what you did there.

You left out an a to make them appear sophisticated whereby they actually have five which tips them over into tacky.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

there's nothing worse

than trying just too hard.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

isn't it the word that's

really easy to type on your mobile phone?
/dave gorman

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

apparently

so.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Aaaarsehole

yep, see what you mean.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

yep

i'll see you there.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

Nice idea

but it feels like I haven't been paid since 1973.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

1973? You should go on a 3 day week

then

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

If I did 3 days of

actual work, I'd be exhausted.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

what's the linky for the map

thing again?

was wondering if anyone else comes from northamptonshire?

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

Here

www.flibz.com/m2.5/

there's a dropdown at the top.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

muchos thankos

senoir

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

de nada

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

did something happen to the b3ta messenger

while i was away? just that i had to register again.

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

do we all have to wear

long dresses, too?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Oh my, now that is hilarious

I had not seen it until just now. Thank you also for bringing Friends Reunited to my attention.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Check this out

www.google.com - it searches the net and finds things you're looking for. Cool!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

LOOKOUT!

You're about to be called a silly chicken amongst other things.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

can i post my silly chicken pic again?

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

please

do.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

I'm shocked

Tomorrow all the papers will read "B3tans in Glasscock tolerance scandal!"

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

i forget who invented the silly chicken term

but whoever it was has made b3ta an even nicer place :)

(was it bovine?)

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

Nah,

It was Mnb098mnb.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

oh ok

seemed like the sort of fluffy thing you'd say

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

me and bovine are twins

so I can see how you'd be confused.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

ah yes

are you identical twins?

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Yes,

but he looks nothing like me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

cool

identical auras?

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

There's no

need for that type of language.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

arf!

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pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Yes,

But you knew I'd say that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

that's lovely

that is.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

What a

silly chicken.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

huur hur hur

silly chicken

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

rats bob

or bob star.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

You've picked a good day

to glasscock. Even such a big glasscock.

Everyone's so fluffy today.
And the front page is *full* of fluffy things.

*and I don't even particularly like fluffy*

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wonko the sane, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

The Army recruits a new group of specialists

to work in their ad campaign.
unfortunatly, they are all regulars on b3ta...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

Operation Human Sheild

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

why d'you think the yanks want some british troops there?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

he he

that's why we want the french there

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Gotta have something

to drop bombs on, haven't they.

Suprised the Chinese haven't moved their embassy in preparation.

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chthonic, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

who else are they going to use for target practice?

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

Yes

but 26,000?
Was 8,000 not enough, how many of Our Lads ((c) The Sun) are they planning to shoot?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

Bloody Bush!

One of my best mates is joining the Royal Marines the fool he'll get himself killed

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

even unix gets...

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packetslut, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

ARGLE!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

Can't remember if I posted this... if I did its about a year old!

Ascii Ellis Bextor

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Don't you mean

Sophie Ellis Text(or)

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

tehehe

clevererererer than mine!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Nah,

I just remember all the tenuousness that was floating around on this bandwagon. Nice pic, you didn't do it by handy, did you?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

The Matrix

Due to a MASSIVE clerical mix up Morph ended up playing the character "Lawerence Fishbourne"...

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

MORPH!!!

he rocks

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

urgh!

morph has real hands ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Superman and Loris Lane

Sorry, only got paint :-(

Kingborris

(kingborris, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

that's lovely

wyh.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

awwww

awww thanks... first post and all

(kingborris, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

re-size it

so it's eligible for frontpage-ification. i like it a lot.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

Superman and Loris Lane

Huzzah, it worked!!

(kingborris, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

like it!

i was trying to think of something with 'loris common denominator' but it just doesn't work.

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

wooo...

...and can I also say, welcome.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

hyuk hyuk

truly awful! :)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

not bad for paint :o)

I just noticed that here in the uk several PC mags are
giving away full versions of PSP 5 on their cover CD's.

(oh that's Nice, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

*cough*

Kazaa

*cough*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

*cough*

chronic bronchitis

*cough*

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

i got tattyshop 7

for £3.50 in singapore

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

my boss bought me a copy

which is odd really cos my job is nothing to do with anything that would ever need photoshop

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huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

hmmm paint

have photoshop at home, but i am at work

(kingborris, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Spielbergs overly frugal baked bean diet didn't make for the most subtle shark..

la la la

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

mmmmm...

fishy

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

It looks

like it's smiling juuust a little bit.
Maybe it ate a tasty fish

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

Or maybe

it was one of those really satisfying farts!

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Bloody Student, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

Dogs eating toffee

always funny

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

SAUS - SAS - SEEES

he he he

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

face like a bulldog

chewing a wasp.

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

what are you saying about my missus ?

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

nothing

you slut

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

*fact* I'm a slag, not a slut

*FUCT* I like rage against the machine.....see what i did there...did you?

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M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

alternative title:

"these kittens are kinda crunchy"

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

Looks like he's saying

Femidom...

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christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

especially if it's their own.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

Yaaaaay!

Thats fab :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

fookin'

ace!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

Yay...

...where can I get one?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

I want one!

NOW!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

ditto!!

woo

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Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

I don't want it

I NEED IT!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

If you don't mind...

I want one too!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

does it do

metal turds ?

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yes, but they're mostly ferrous

so a simple magnet will deal with all but the nastiest runny mercury poo.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

great!

that is pretty handy

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

he he

sony k9.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

Hello good sir

so who is this person I know ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

actually i think it will be funnier

if i don't tell you.

(and not use her name on the board)

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

If it's who I think it is

yes she is a friend. L ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

that's

the bunny.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)

mystery 'l'

hello fellows

(b3taddicted, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Thanks

I looked at it and looked at it, but just couldn't work out what exactly was different.

Tis vewy Woo

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

faster pussycat!

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)

Kill Kill!

(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)

Well

*I* got it... so you're not completely alone in the universe.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

was a great movie

was wondering how i could include the 'kill, kill, kill' bit - but gave up...

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

how many

pixels wide is the limit for the front page pics?

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)

Two hundred and eighty...

as they don't say in darts.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

280 pixels

*plunges back into piles of work*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

cheers

me dears - this next ones for the film comp

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

ahhhh

but you've told us now, so it'll never be a frontpage. you have to get all zen about it and say "i don't care, fuck the frontpage, nyer" besides, it twats your bandwidth...

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new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

wheeee...

scooter madness

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

nice!

and a little bit more here (repost)

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spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

woo!

heres mine

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

gravy !!

Nice animation there chuck.

(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

If you squint a bit

it looks like he's going backwards

and without a crash helmet, the rebel

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

Miow

or ciao?

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Lukasm, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

I'm not proud, you know

Apologies if I've been b3tan to it, but I doubt if I have because it's a crap idea, frankly. And sorry that my name hasn't got kitten in it, but I will try harder next time. It's not easy working at home you know, I'm supposed to be reading up about porting data from NIS to LDAP and it's dull and I'd rather read b3ta and I think I may have to go and lie down in a darkened room now. That is all. Thank you for your kind attention.

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foop, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)

Hee hee heee,

thats not for the picture but for the apology.
Oh and I've changed my name back now, I was getting alittle bit fed up of having to think about jumpers and kittens and handbags and stuff, not to mention having unclean thoughts about Tomsk.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)

I can see

how that could have been unsettling.

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Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

gosh

But the unclean thoughts about tomsk are the best bit!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Not for me,

missy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

funny

nis to ldap wtf lol

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)

Hey!

At least I work for a living!

;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

Any news on the

hoodjamawatchamaflibs?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

not

yet

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

k

:)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

hahhah

at least you dont have to go now to open the chipshop up like me;)

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

I wish I had a chipshop,
That's my big desire,
I'd batter up my Haddock
and throw it in the fryer!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

:o)

I wish I had a chip shop,
I really, really do.
I'd batter up some Mars bars,
And Marianne Faithful, too!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

Ahem

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

Why

what's wrong with Mars bars?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

Tank Girl?

Is that from the Tank Girl comic??
I recognise it from somewhere!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

I was thinking more

Marianne.

yes tis Tank girl

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Samsonite, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

I wish I had a chipshop,
That would improve my health,
I'd have pickled eggs and Gerkins
In jars apon a shelf.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

Chipshop?

Is that the greasy version of potatoshop..?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

Well done Manic...

You really brightened up my commute this morning. I was hoping that you had made the news in some way, but you made such a splash that I think they are going to include you at Celebdaq! Nice one!

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Micro Prawnvica, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

ey i recanize that guy

is name weren't foop tho

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

aww cloning

sweeeeet

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

those damn Raelians

kill it, kill it...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)

flush it

down the toilet
only joking

no pets were harmed during the making of this post

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)

but its so cuuuuuute!

i reckon they never cloned it anyway.

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wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

Hardly surprising.

Cat's coats colouring is not genetic. It's to do with biological stuff during gestation.

/smart arse

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

prog rock odyssey

Vaders prog rock outfit bored the Death Star stupid with their 20 min rendition of 'in-a-gadda-da-vida'

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)

heh heh heh

i like that.
and look at my groovy new username.

edit - i have just realised (and this is not related to anything at all) that i can't remember what meryl streep looks like. i am going to go home now and have a lie down.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

hahhah

blonde bird

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)

Dave "rocked out" to Vader's tunes

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)

haha

rockin' it - rockin' it

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

very

bill-and-ted-esque-ian.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

roffle

great face pulling

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

that is

a great, great name!

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rogan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

my wife

vetoed my idea of calling our new baby (not here yet) Spike.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)

My son shall be called Booker

(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

I can't imagine

how upsetting this must be for you.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)

bastard

i was going to do that
probably wouldn't have been half as funny

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WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

like your name :)

still haven't met anyone calling themselves 'king bong' yet ..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)

why thankyou

cheers

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)

Uh huh

oh yeah

(and now back to work, as i'm dialup)

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)

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