Threadjack!
... but also useful.
I found some great free web hosting. Erm, but you have to join the Salvation Army to use it:
www.salvos.com/
Nick rack, BTW!
[edit] for the spazz:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/photoshopping_manic_10055.asp
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:39,
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I found some great free web hosting. Erm, but you have to join the Salvation Army to use it:
www.salvos.com/
Nick rack, BTW!
[edit] for the spazz:
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/photoshopping_manic_10055.asp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee!
I haven't laughed so much in ages! A useful addition to the breakfast table :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:39,
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I haven't laughed so much in ages! A useful addition to the breakfast table :)
ha
you made me laugh thinkin about you laughing..thanks....ive been sacked
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46,
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afternoon
hangover is in full effect. i got so drunk last night, i cycled to the 24 hour garage and on the way back i fell off and hurt my knee and hand. i also picked a fight with someone, danced with an allegedly fat bird who wouldn't leave me alone and i can't remember what she looked like, and harrassed lots of people over the phone.
however, i have just got this semesters timetable, and its a beaut. monday-nothing tuesday-nothing wednesday-9am till 5pm thursday and friday-1 hour each.
bonzer.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:36,
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however, i have just got this semesters timetable, and its a beaut. monday-nothing tuesday-nothing wednesday-9am till 5pm thursday and friday-1 hour each.
bonzer.
That sounds like the timetable of an Arts student!
*you pulled a fat bird - ha ha ha*
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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my mate always goes for the fat ones
he says that they are all ways gonna put out.
touch of class that!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41,
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touch of class that!
Some say
your doing them a favour.......
*hides from feminest hurling bricks*
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44,
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*hides from feminest hurling bricks*
I'm not a feminist specifically
but I am very generously proportioned. You behave yourself, little boy! ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51,
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and we all know what you say to a Ba graduate....
"Yeah, can i get a bigmac and fries please"
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41,
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i'll have you know
i do music tech and its a BSc, i think. hang on, i will check.
edit: no, its a BA. shit.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:43,
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edit: no, its a BA. shit.
my best friends just doing his Ma in music tech at derby
his degree was a BSc.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46,
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Registered dyslexic with a 2.1 BSc in Architectural technology
.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50,
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im a music student
i didnt pull her, just danced with. badly. stepped on her toes and everything.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:41,
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ahh
poor lad - remember when i was a student - fridays off - superb days.
HIJACK!
Just added a quick pub meeting and Chinese in the West End for tomorrow on the scheduler on m3ss if anyone else fancies joining us. that'll be a yes then, cool.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:39,
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HIJACK!
Just added a quick pub meeting and Chinese in the West End for tomorrow on the scheduler on m3ss if anyone else fancies joining us. that'll be a yes then, cool.
I'm sorry, but as an ex-lecturer
i have to say; Fucking student bastards
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:40,
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Mine
is just easing off now thankfully.
Started work at 8 fucking 30.Too much drunken GTA:Vice City til 2 in the morning.
Thought a pint at lunchtime would help.Hair of the dog and that. What a fool!. Felt great for about 1/2 an hour, now must sleep plenty long time.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:43,
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Started work at 8 fucking 30.Too much drunken GTA:Vice City til 2 in the morning.
Thought a pint at lunchtime would help.Hair of the dog and that. What a fool!. Felt great for about 1/2 an hour, now must sleep plenty long time.
same guys who watched the Superb Owl, yes
why are the Quo there? poor little Quo what did they ever do to anyone?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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it seemed like
a good idea to put a B3ta meme in. plus i'm too lazy to look for pictures of little people
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38,
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He,
I like the grey seals expression.
I'm a serial philanderer, some days I'll have Coco Pops, some days Frosties...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:34,
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I'm a serial philanderer, some days I'll have Coco Pops, some days Frosties...
that's great!
a little animation on the seal-ial philanderer's eyebrow would finish that off a treat. not that it's not very woosome as it is... bugger
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38,
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Huzzah!
One day I am going to drop some acid and watch the board all day. It would be fnarful!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31,
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Hey man..
You just thought of that?
I'd recomend it to anyone - Far Out..
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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I'd recomend it to anyone - Far Out..
Thinking about it for a long time..
..however, they discourage drug taking in the workplace. Bleeding heart liberals!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:39,
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flash
clicky
Its part of my course. I have to create a flash amin to put across the message that votes are power. Being a b3tan, this is the only thing I can come up with.
edit: gif version
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27,
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clicky
Its part of my course. I have to create a flash amin to put across the message that votes are power. Being a b3tan, this is the only thing I can come up with.
edit: gif version
windsurf woo !
that is bloomin lovely, the biggy one looks especially nice :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26,
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wakeboarding
I'm a dab hand at that......well, I can land a back roll and a tantrum.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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I try
to pretend to be attractive to ladies.
It's not impressive.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25,
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It's not impressive.
I often pretend to be a lady
to impress scuba divers!
We should double date!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26,
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We should double date!
Of course, when I'm in USA
I pretend to be REALLY British. The chicks dig it man.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27,
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So I've heard...
Do your best Dick Van Dyke voice and you're away!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28,
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You wouldn't believe how true that is
Even I could get laid in America
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And he used to be called Cock Van Lesbian..
..but he changed his name to get into acting.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35,
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I pretend to be a lady
to pull scuba divers....
argh! b3tan again!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27,
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argh! b3tan again!
I pretend to be amusing
to impress people on messages boards...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30,
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I did pretend to be a massage board
But the constant greasing didn't agree with me...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33,
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trying to
sort out the american dictionary so they make sense.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25,
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'Is' 'Are'
bollox... i new i should have gon too skool!
I'll take that as a know then?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27,
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I'll take that as a know then?
People called Romanes they go the house?
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything sir.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35,
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything sir.
now write it out a hundred times by sun-rise, and don't do it again!
,
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38,
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I am
why?
Edit: Woo Hoo! Down here!
Redit: Hmmm. Musn't have been very important, then.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28,
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Edit: Woo Hoo! Down here!
Redit: Hmmm. Musn't have been very important, then.
I'm in Canada.
English though.
Umm... Not at all what you asked is it.
/coat.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44,
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Umm... Not at all what you asked is it.
/coat.
Can you guys explain
why cheap websites use scrolling text?
Can anybody also explain why some web programmers think it's a good idea to totally ignore perfectly good style guides to put scrolling messages in the status bar.
Why? It makes me sick!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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Can anybody also explain why some web programmers think it's a good idea to totally ignore perfectly good style guides to put scrolling messages in the status bar.
Why? It makes me sick!
how does it see ?
must be walking into walls quite alot.
(mini-threadjack: woo,yay, sofa turns up on monday!!!! Yipeeeee)
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(mini-threadjack: woo,yay, sofa turns up on monday!!!! Yipeeeee)
sounds like you've spent too much time
playing against foreign 12 year-olds on online games.
"I kill u gay mom"
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25,
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"I kill u gay mom"
Thats
an interesting phrase!
But does it beat Dr Phil's "MINDPISS!"
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:24,
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But does it beat Dr Phil's "MINDPISS!"
"no no you fool
two steps left then one step right!"
gary larson lives!
woo. yay! houpla?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:20,
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gary larson lives!
woo. yay! houpla?
For some reason
i hear the tune "a walk in the black forest" to that
Its that piano tune they used for the BBC2 comedy series 'Bruiser' and, i think, Louis Theroux
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38,
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Its that piano tune they used for the BBC2 comedy series 'Bruiser' and, i think, Louis Theroux
He should have done that in the film!
I didn't really like the ending in that film.. a bit cheesy
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:09,
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The head
cos they flashed it up on the screen a bit later. Great film though
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:16,
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test audiences didn't want pitt to shoot spacey
so the studio told fincher to change it - pitt stood up for the director and told the studio that if they changed the end he wouldn't promote it.
FACT
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:16,
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FACT
yep
make sure you edit your post to include it in the icon competition
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:03,
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erm
"Your search for "imaginationatwork" matched 12 messages in the last seven days:"
Another chance for a repost...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:07,
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Another chance for a repost...
piss flaps
maybe i'll have a fiddle with it... i was going to but Hollow Valance's head on the bird anyway.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:10,
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Walt never wanted to show the World this side of things.........
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Woo and Yay..
Doorman: I'm taking no pooh from you shit!, no hang on...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:02,
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yo Thor
all is diddly in Koit land - how's life treating the God ?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:14,
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not bad
apart from being skint. but who care payday next week and i'll be right as rain, christmas was too damn expensive.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:29,
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oh and umm
Just to let you know, my Xmas present still hasn't turned up yet. Have you contacted the post office ?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38,
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Woo hoo!
Tigger I'm not suprised at, but Winnie!
He's more than just a tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff, he's a raging pervert!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:04,
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He's more than just a tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff, he's a raging pervert!
Did you know
(pointless fact #234)
J J Milne made Christopher Robin's life hell by putting him in those books, he never heard the end of it at school
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:12,
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J J Milne made Christopher Robin's life hell by putting him in those books, he never heard the end of it at school
he ripped all his ideas off of JJ
people just heard of AA first because they looked alphabetically...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:22,
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Doh
oh yeah, that was his name. I think I was confusing him with J R Hartley, the patron saint of boring people
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31,
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Micky used to be leader of the Gang
but then Winnie took over in a bloody Pooh D'etat! :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:08,
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if you could post a link for the picture of the club
i woud be very pleased.
its for personal use too so your woo image wont be watered down by my weak efforts...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:37,
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its for personal use too so your woo image wont be watered down by my weak efforts...
I could mail you a PSD or JPG
file with just the background image if you want. koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk.....mail me and I shall send you it.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42,
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The England and Wales Cricket Board
Realised too late that their unusual team selection, intended as a subtle snub, may have backfired...
bigger
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58,
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bigger
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