
in a pointless series....old comedians/political figures....
Harold...Harold...get me home...I dont like leading the british forces in africa...get me back to me yard...Harold !!

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Harold...Harold...get me home...I dont like leading the british forces in africa...get me back to me yard...Harold !!


hmm. not sure that mixed catchphrase really worked.
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www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=666
well it could have been but its not.
edit:opps I wasted a thread
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:30,
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well it could have been but its not.
edit:opps I wasted a thread

ID number 1337 has comic potential too.
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but when we get there I want id no. 8008135
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:35,
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We all have id numbers on this board right?
i'm 4218
Bovine is 1207
etc
i wondered who was no. 1
so i went here to find out
buttercup has been a member for 33 years?
hows that work?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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i'm 4218
Bovine is 1207
etc
i wondered who was no. 1
so i went here to find out
buttercup has been a member for 33 years?
hows that work?

had to have been a b3ta all his/her life for it to work
edit... ooohhh... my first public drumming performance on wednesday 8D
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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edit... ooohhh... my first public drumming performance on wednesday 8D

carry spare sticks and don't get pissed before the show. And remember everything will feel too slow cos of the adrenaline :-)
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best not to delve too much further.
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infomation past on a series spiders webs spanning all of wales
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in north wales?
you can go on puffin-watching holidays you know.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:34,
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you can go on puffin-watching holidays you know.

yet could get boring if it was 2 weeks of puffins
id want some variation in birds
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id want some variation in birds

I likes that, I feel arse today but that cheered me up no end.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:41,
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if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping its face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of its jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is that of a mild euphoria but nausea can result if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondered if you knew.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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The psychotropic effect is that of a mild euphoria but nausea can result if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondered if you knew.

tried it with cats. the jowls seem too little to yield a decent harvest.
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If your dog is harmed you're doing it wrong.
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its difficult to collect those sort of quantities without it inevitably drying into its resin form anyway beforehand- its clearly intended to be smoked.
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How the hell did you find that out ? This has got to be a wind up. Fucksocks I got 4 cats, gonna by a dog lunchtime! You sure pick up some weird and twisted info here @ b3ta. God dang !
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and you're wasting your time with those little cat jowls.
Get busy down your local kennels and pronto, Tonto!
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Get busy down your local kennels and pronto, Tonto!

they probably laughed at the guy who first brewed a drink from grains and hops and shit.
:-)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48,
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:-)

and hugo was beside me as Baker Street?
i am talking about Tomsks tube map...?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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i am talking about Tomsks tube map...?

have you got a link to that please, I haven't seen it yet
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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but for this kind of thing you need the power of the Fnord.. sorry
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He'll be trawling through our bins for tit-bits.
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they are much funnier than the real things
every day, i look forward to dear donkey and traffic light wars
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every day, i look forward to dear donkey and traffic light wars

expression on the male kangaroo's face in the bottom frame of number 6.
these are bloody funny.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:29,
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these are bloody funny.

of Tim's look to camera from The Office
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:32,
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But Stuart seems to feel that spring is on its' way.

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ran out in front of our car this morning. silly stuart!
WooYayHoupla
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WooYayHoupla

I want him here, so he can run around the office.
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and two frontpage lovelies. Crikey heck.
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woo.
WHat a miserable twunt Fergie is.
edit: current rumour is that it was actually a scuffle between Beckham and Keane that Fergie broke up - and it was at this point that Beckham's eye got hurt...
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WHat a miserable twunt Fergie is.
edit: current rumour is that it was actually a scuffle between Beckham and Keane that Fergie broke up - and it was at this point that Beckham's eye got hurt...

I wondered what the hell was going on. Only just relised I was thinking of the wrong Fergie.
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and they were showing all these stills so i thought, "fuck, he's died!".
i'll admit to a sense of anti-climax when i learned it was only two bloody stitches, but i still laughed like a drain.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:23,
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i'll admit to a sense of anti-climax when i learned it was only two bloody stitches, but i still laughed like a drain.

tiny.
mines much bigger then that.
(and you should see the size of its eggs)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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mines much bigger then that.
(and you should see the size of its eggs)

i been fleeced again, i was told it was a cock.
all the while i've been wondering why the eggs are'nt hatching, bastard, i knew i should have got it checked by the vet.
in a plus note, the omlettes are fantastic.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:16,
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all the while i've been wondering why the eggs are'nt hatching, bastard, i knew i should have got it checked by the vet.
in a plus note, the omlettes are fantastic.

you can never have enough cock jokes
das ist woo und yay!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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das ist woo und yay!

Well suck my cock, it's a peach
/Sid The Sexist
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/Sid The Sexist

he can't believe his luck.
If he thinks that'll fit in the oven tho, I think he is mistaken.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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If he thinks that'll fit in the oven tho, I think he is mistaken.

we'll just roast it over an open fire for 2 days, job done, juicy chicken for everyone.
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you need a big juicy cock for the b3taf3st. Take note.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:11,
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half barrel bar-b-q's you'd need to cook that.
maybe need to baste it in napalm.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:14,
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maybe need to baste it in napalm.

the leftovers and feed the homeless for a few years.
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you do realise that you Andi and I are going to attend the B3TA fest thingy don't ya !
So get your request into your mrs now !
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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So get your request into your mrs now !

for a minute I thought you were talking to me - I got a bit scared. and i don't have a Mrs.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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you no have a Mrs ? - me either.
How about a Mr ?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:34,
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How about a Mr ?

and i'll sort it out.
why didn't you call me saturday?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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why didn't you call me saturday?

and I suspected in any event that you were not gonna be up for going out ?
Later on however, I came to realise that I was soooooo tired I probably wouldn't have been able to make it myself.
This weekend if you want !?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:33,
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Later on however, I came to realise that I was soooooo tired I probably wouldn't have been able to make it myself.
This weekend if you want !?

spending two days slapping people about.
weekend after, up in staffs gettign pissed at my mates place.
weekend after that TBC (very soon ;) )
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:39,
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weekend after, up in staffs gettign pissed at my mates place.
weekend after that TBC (very soon ;) )

no doubt off topic and breaking ettiqutee, for which I'm sorry.
obligatory, long time lurker, first time poster.

did this a few weeks ago but never posted, but it looks like it's time to join a bandwagon
"yes we're all individuals"
edit: oh joy! front page! self actualized too early
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:05,
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obligatory, long time lurker, first time poster.

did this a few weeks ago but never posted, but it looks like it's time to join a bandwagon
"yes we're all individuals"
edit: oh joy! front page! self actualized too early

you bad.
but woo/yay/houpla for plummeting kitty.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:07,
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but woo/yay/houpla for plummeting kitty.

makes him look like he should have a parachute - like he's being buffeted by the wind and stuff... do you know what I mean? Me likey.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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three different layers of buffeted kitten and a backdrop I'm still not happy with
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i think you've been a hit with the b3tans, so it was worth it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:17,
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love to know the etymol...itimol...tetymolo..history of 'shucks'
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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but you might wanna look out for enraged kitten-owners ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:29,
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but approx a minute and a halfs work.
www.wn.com.au/mtarozzi/woot.html
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:04,
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www.wn.com.au/mtarozzi/woot.html

if you are epileptic, or just dont like flashy things, no clicky.
Good work btw :)
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Good work btw :)

is this glasscock? clicky
anyone know who made it?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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anyone know who made it?
![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Betsy eventually chased her nose into oncoming traffic

Funny and disturbing at the same time.
Here's another dog nose.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:03,
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Here's another dog nose.

The one with the waggly tai....nose
The houp-las are on me!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:03,
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The houp-las are on me!

in a glass
making a pass at a lass with sass!
yes I know they should be larse and sarse to make sense
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making a pass at a lass with sass!
yes I know they should be larse and sarse to make sense

rhyme perfectly to me. only soft southern ponces would have a problem.
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It's the South that strayed from original pronunciation. Shakespeare was Northern!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:16,
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NONO GET OFF ME! WAAAHHH!
/sucked in by tentacles
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:04,
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/sucked in by tentacles

I think I may start calling Mnb Mini Me.
He's like a smaller, thiner, much better looking version of me!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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He's like a smaller, thiner, much better looking version of me!

that had been chopped.
I didn't get where I am today.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:01,
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I didn't get where I am today.

on a related note - was it Manic with a "Make tea not war" picture of Tony Blair at the march? - if so there was a huge picture of him in the Telegraph on Sunday
(i was at my parents' house, it was either that or the Daily Mail)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:01,
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(i was at my parents' house, it was either that or the Daily Mail)

Someone had a great "Down with this sort of thing" one. That made me laugh
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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unless I'm not the geek I think I am.
Feck off cup!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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Feck off cup!

tells me, some people were not taking this seriously.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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but we were the only nohands bearers.
and "graham says: no war" - can't imagine why anyone dropped that banner...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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and "graham says: no war" - can't imagine why anyone dropped that banner...


I was only trying to take a picture for the When Photoshopping becomes real page, and look what happened. Bloody nightmare!
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