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A little joke

For Jour Français... I zink you might like eet.

Q. There were two cats, an English cat called One-Two-Three and a French cat called Un-Deux-Trois. They had a race across the English channel (or La Manche)... which cat won?
A. The English cat, because Un-Deux-Trois Quatre Cinq.
(not sure how this works written down)

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

to the water!

it's the hour!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

i love that!

To the water!
Its the hour!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

pour quel raison

as tu parle francais??? cest jour de francais?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

o! les crivens

c'est not, is it? i'm le fucking awful at french.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)

that's why i've never been to falkirk

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

Mais

avez-vous jamais été au paradis?

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

no, i don't have any dice

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

Nor

Any paras then?

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

C'est

even better. Le français terrible est le best. Tu peux asker a Le Bucket du Lump

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

j'ai un grande saucison

dans man pantalon

or something

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

Monsieur

wiz zis grand saucisson you are really spoiling us.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:09, archived)

alors!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)

i have no idea

what alors means, by the way

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)

Neither have I,

but it zuts you sir!

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

It's French for

"Crikey!"

100% of FACT.

(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

Nor do I,

but it often has Zut attached to it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)

Magnifique

Now all you need iz ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:25, archived)

"whos your daddy?"

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)

so it would seem :)

JE SUIS UNE POISSON!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

im really shit at spanish

i can only remember two sentences form two years of studying it at school:

Mi pantalanos es fuego

and

Mi pollo Diablo, il tengo nueve cumpleanos

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

très

bon

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)

You'd think after 80 years he would have learned to speak intelligibly

Still, you've got to love him.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

Awww

You should send that to him. He'd love it.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

moore reposty

big

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

haha

that cat really capture the grumbly mood

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

Give it a cigar and call it Churchill for that matter

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

hehe

i reckon he's deffo more moore :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:10, archived)

that's

brilliant. haven't seen that before. Woo to the original thread pic aswell!

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

its an ancient chop

from back when i had hummus

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

did

you draw that? cos if you did it's fab

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

Yes

and thanks. I thought I'd give drawing a go instead of low quality tattyshopping for a change.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

Well indeed

Quietly outlasting every other broadcaster in the known universe - and knowing his subject. Not very many jokes however.

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

But

he did cameo in the Return To The Forbidden Planet musical.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

Absolutely not, as he's a racist old git who's on record

as making extremely distasteful remarks about the Irish, Scots and Muslims

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

Yeah

But he's 80. All old people are racist, sexist and have little or no respect for people of other religions. It's just the way of the world. They don't know no better.

(Divvy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)

Are there any people aged 80 that *aren't* mad

racists? I think you'd be hard pressed to find one.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

True. My grandad was a copper in Dublin in the 20s and 30s and fought against the fledgling

Irish Fascist Movement, not just cos it was his job but because he believed in fighting fascism. And yes, he moved steadily to the right till he became a right old racist. Called an African girlfriend I had when I was 16 or so a 'piccaninny' to her face, which was a laugh and a half, I can tell you. And of course, like all Irishmen of that era, was very anti-English...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:26, archived)

(Barry Bethal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

Barry Bethal?

From the slim fast ads? Has the weight stayed off? How are you, still in show business?

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

footballers hat clown anal clare ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)

this confuses me......

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

say what you see

It's quite easy

(Barry Bethal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

Button it, Ginger!

????

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

Yes

but is it art?

(stockweed911, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

but is it

art?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

it butt art ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

nicky butt, izzy stradlin, It, art garfunkel....

oh i get it now. cheeeeeeeap!

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)

Ah, clever.

We like that.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:01, archived)

cheers

clever in nicerer than cheap

(Barry Bethal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

say what I see?

obvious twat, unobvious twat, Frank N Furter, half the Sound of Silence...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

taxi to Satan's house please

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Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

Surely thats

an ancient joke that should be set in an aeroplane?

Maybe just me then?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)

well I thought it was funny.

i like boats.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

Funky

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

aww

he needs a cool cossie too! :) woo

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

nice!

a self portrait? :OP

edit - and yes, the above comment is right - he'd really suit a spangly costume!

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

of course it's right!

I'm always right. "mummy knows best".

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

Oi! Barnsey NO!

I resemble that somewhat!! No, erm, I mean resent. Damn

Anyway here's a badly drawn costume. I was just thinking wouldn't be easier to let the professional aerialists do the job!!

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:00, archived)

yay

that's just the sort of thing I was after!

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)

I seew that

and I imagine long boring music.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:13, archived)

and

angst

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barnesy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:15, archived)

Yes,

and a massive determination not enjoy themselves.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)

Now I shall conjure a demon from the deepest circle of hades

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littlebean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

Tee Hee

That's not quite in character.

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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

wahey - it's creepy crowley

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

yukyukyuk

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littlebean, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

The Drummer Travis used....

...for their last album. Crap pun, first, and probably, last post!

(riotx, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:48, archived)

He's certainly going at breakneck speed

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

w00t!

Do more!

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

I am glad

that is a silent image, this page would be well noisy!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)

Oh bien- a l'air de vous êtes toute une semaine après moi

mais il me donne une excuse pour poster ceci

pierre le were-orang avait des problèmes pendant la lune pleine
(pierre the wereorang was having problems during the full moon)

Et quelques re-postes de ma jour française de semaine dernière

Repostes un
Repostes deux
Repostes trois
Repostes quatre
Repostes cinque

(Symball, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:48, archived)

Das ist sehr scary.

(Lewisham, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

shea

ta se ana maith.

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whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

I was bored....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

Aww loook! He's got his fathers eyes.

12:40 to hell please, no smoking.

(ed_case, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

hehe

nice

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:44, archived)

Haha, errm I mean, to hell with you!

Heh heh

(Braindeadleper, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

TOO RIGHT

You 'eard me

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

tee hee

I am liking that big stylee!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

I always laughed at the SW joke

Have you see Stevie Wonder's wife?
No?
Nor's he!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

Certainly Sir

I'll put you in first class for that

;)

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

especially for darkedge

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hanrahan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

arf!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

the fear!

the f..uckit, can't be arsed

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

thank fuck for that

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee

fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear....

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)

har

bloody har

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

that's ace.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

Heheheheheh

Now that IS funny!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)

haha!

for my money you can throw every other 'the fear' picture in the bin
that'll do!
woo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:41, archived)

The original

fear!

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

Agh!

So much easier than typing it all out...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

heh!

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

yay!

I think that is very very funny

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

Reeeeeepost

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

hahah

love it. that turd is my favourite meme.

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hanrahan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

That pic's from the 24th of August last year, so it's been going a while.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

It's nearly that time of year again...

time to offer a friendly warning..

Clicky for biggy

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)

nnyrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg

*twitches*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)

GAH!

ouch!
that hurts
*dribble, shake*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)

perhaps

a wee bit fast??

nice though - woo et yay!

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)

What

my birthday?

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

I thought it was the 12th?

so much for them classics classes..

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whizzbang, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

The ides

simply means "middle" - so actually, it's the 16th, with March having 31 days...

/pedant

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

The Romans did not count the days of the month from 1 through 30. Instead, three days in every month had names:

the Kalends fell on the 1st
the Nones on the 5th or 7th, according to the rhyme
the Ides on the 13th or 15th.

And before you ask, there's no such thing as a single Kalend or None.
When a Roman wanted to say "March the 14th", she had to say: "the day before the Ides of March" ( It goes faster in Latin). March the 6th would be: "The day before the None of March." (you never couted after, always before). April fool's day fell 'On the Kalends of April." After the Ides (the 13th or 15th, according to the month) you counted the days to the Kalends of the next month. March the 16th was "17 days before the Kalends of April." (with March 16 and April 1 in ancient fashion counting as full days). It was complicated stuff. A Roman had to know the rhyme In March, July, October, May; and when the date fell after the Ides, he hadda be able to manipulate "thirty days hath September" pretty quick too.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

:-Þ

Still, the rhyme would have been much shorter, what with there being no february to worry about...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

well, no

its actually the 15.5th. Or really, the time between 23:59:59.999 (recurring) on the 15th of march, and 00:00:00.0 on the 16th of march.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

beware your eyes

in march?

le ouch.

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

Beware the ides of march

You blocks you stones you less than senseless things!

(Braindeadleper, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

i would have

responded earlier but i've been too busy biting my tongue off and choking on vomit

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

Good, good

As long as you're all prepared.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

Although most believed Rumsfeld was the true force in the White House....

...shocking pictures suggested otherwise....

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)

argh!

the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!the fear!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)

aaaiiiiii

la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte, la crainte,

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)

pea

roast
for those who have not seen the darkness yet.
the fear has come to life:
clicky woo to see felt fear.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)

yer dyndns needs

updating, or your computer needs turning on.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)

strange

works for me, it's munkt0ns server.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)

aye

but it looks to me like his IP has changed and the dyndns hasn't been updated. Unless its working for someone else....

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

you need the www

www.munkt0n.dyndns.org/b3ta/jiva/b3tapics/makefear4.jpg

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

sorry.

/decides to just lurk for the rest of the day.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

works for me too

looks like these city boys can't handle it.. pah!

anyway i'm off to london to walk around the tube system very slowly. no rushing for me!
have a great afternoon you idiots ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

Christ....

...it's real

(frithy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!TheUnfunnyMeme!

let it die will you..

not being grumpy though I know I'll get flamed for this. I just don't find the Fear funny in any shape or form anymore.

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)

oh dear

poor you. I find that with no hands.
I'll stop now.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)

thankyou

I still find nohands funny sometimes when used with wit - but 90% of all fear pictures are uninspired and dull as it's not scary, or ironic. Just a way for lazy people to get a reply. Mainly the bloody TheFear itteration replies are FUCKING POINTLESS And ANNOYING.

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

Argh!

The Moan! The Moan! The Moan! The Moan! The Moan! etc

Cheer up you grumpy old poo.

: )

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

ooh

I like that..

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)

I find the replies

infinitely more annoying than the pics, its the same with "is that real?".

I agree that the memes like no-hands and the fear generally get used when someone can't think of something funny. I have liked some of them, but they're the few original ones.

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Craymen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)

My wife feels the same about my old chap.

Happily, I'm lying.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

i agree

i was bored with the fear way before everyone else!

*sigh* i'm such a trendsetter...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

maybe

but I never liked the damn thing.

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Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

I was bored first

nananannaa

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)

Arrrgh!!

me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too! me too!

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

haha

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

I'm getting a bit

fed up of the French too

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)

Je consens.

Je ne l'ai jamais trouvé drôle ou.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:46, archived)

Merde

l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse! l'angoisse!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)

Verdammt,

die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,die Angst,usw.

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

I haven't seen these in the shops for a while

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MartinH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)

je ne comprends pas!

pomme de terre un chatton! Tu est ma pomme de terre magasin poutin!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)

Pendant les 80's

Snappits etais sacs miniscules, qui faites un son comme 'Pan!' , ou 'Pouf!' , quand ils tambais sur la planche.

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MartinH, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)

Tres rigole!

Le magazin des pommes de terre! Tu es fou, toi!

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)

My friend Reg competed at this year's Simian X-games

He got silver in the Freestyle Penny-Farthing Halfpipe.

3000 posts!

EDIT- first ever front page!!!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)

haha

tu est un fucking loon

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)

sacre bleu!

avec mes mains dans l'air et un âne vers le haut de mon rectum, je salue votre compte de poteau, monsieur!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:24, archived)

haha - I had to double-check that with google...

"with my hands in the air and an ass to the top of my rectum, I greet your account of post, Mister!"

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)

well it was translated with babelfish in the first place.

the original english was:

"with my hands in the air, and a donkey up my rectum, i salute your post count, sir!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)

le woo and le yay...

...pour bruin!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:24, archived)

congratulations

great pic as well WYH!

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:24, archived)

now

that is just silly, and we like it that way!
woo yay hoopla!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)

coo-el!

is that your kid?

mine is also accomplished in the arts of the dj right clickity to dl a vid (2.91mb)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)

NO!

hehe, I'm still childless and would like to stay that way till I'm thirtyish. thats another 5 years yet.
no I nicked it off the cold cut album
nice movie of yours though! woo! yay!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

cool!

she's better at scratching than me...
Almost

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LP, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

that's

some bike for cunning stunts!
go reg!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)

mais le singe est sur la branche

eddie izzard said so!

(rachboc, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)

Reg n'est pas un singe

Il est un babouin...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

le babouin

est sur la veló.

La velo est dans le demi-pipe.

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:43, archived)

Splendifiorous old bean

3000 woos and yays to you

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

hahaha

yay for the front page,

& woo for the posts!
:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:55, archived)

rad!

great pic! congrats on front page!

(basmati, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:33, archived)

Have I been watching too many p0rn movies or is this.....

See front page of The Sun for more info ?

(G-Funk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)

wahey

its the porn worlds version of those nick nolte pics ;)

avec mon francais l'bollocks: son la version des mondes de porn des ces PICS de nick nolte

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

Looks like

Ron somebody?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

Ron Jeremy

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:23, archived)

leicester?

merde!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)

i'll put a tenner

on him opening a kebabery

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)

heh

that or mini-cabbing

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)

he could

sell dolls made out of real hair.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

man down!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)

You're not the only one

Apparently he lives a bit like ron Jeremy too
clicky

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Monkeyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)

Also in The Sun,

Apparently 'GRAHAM NORTON-lookalike Labour MP Clive Betts' has a Brazilian rent boy called Jose Fellatio. Sounds like something out of Brass Eye.
(Right hand column, about halfway down)

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

That man is a horrible, horrible blight on humanity!

Xenophobic, homophobic & racist...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

Hurrah for modular women:

Click for bigness

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)

i would

etc.
very nicely done, wyhp!

edit: are the breasts interchangable too? where can i order one? do they do custom mods?

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)

that'd be great

hmm, today i fancy pert; but tomorrow, i'm going for big dangly melons

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)

with built in

anti-grav units.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)

And on Friday...

...Flapjacks!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)

oh, i like that,

i like that a lot

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)

very

philip castle! nicely done.

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)

I just looked him up...

...and that is high praise indeed. Thankyou very much!

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

used to play the trumpet?

liked to tap dance?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)

doesn't...

..everybody Roy?

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)

oooh...

you can take her mouth off?
that could be very handy!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)

Very nicely done.

Is it French day today?

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

Mais oui..

...bien sur.

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)

Merde!

Je can't remember beaucoup de French. Ich kann aber ein bischen Deutsch sprechen.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)

allez a:

www.freetranslation.com

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)

Merci beaucoup,

monsiuer.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)

tres bonne

c'est de la magnifience!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)

that

is very woo.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)

That is very stylish indeed

though I think we'd all appreciate your image better if we could see the source pic. That way we'll be able to compare and contrast...

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)

if you insist:

There are also about 7 other source images that I nicked body parts from.

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)

You know what

I think I'd let her buy me a drink

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)

god I bet she

jabbers and jabbers and jabbers about her shoes, hair, make-up and why you haven't been promoted yet and when are you going to replace that car it's already 4 months old you know and new plates come out twice a year

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)

Well

it's a moot point really, not as though we'd ever find out.

(Mattyboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:58, archived)

Tres biens

mes amis.

Le woo, Le Yay, Le houpla.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)

Bullseye wasn't impressed

with the drunk priest on Ash Wednesday

It should have been so easy!

/edit: I know it's crap and messy but it just came to me and I had to try....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)

couldn't resist

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)

HaHaHa...

Well done!!!!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)

No one will know what you are on about will they?

I told my friends about getting ashes and they all laughed

(Alienboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:24, archived)

Heathen

pagans....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)

Eaten any pancakes yet?

Are you giving anything up for Lent?

(Alienboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)

2nd attempt smaller this time... The Cosby Bot, complete with front mounted data controller

annoying family range also available... etc etc

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)

How the annoying robot in Buck Rogers got its name

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)

Wilma

Wilmaaaa

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

Buck Rogers Wilma!

does he?

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

I always thought he was called Twiggy

but from that anim it's plain he should be called "Goose"

:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)

Tweaky...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:40, archived)

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