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# How odd, I just saw the below post

I want to buy a car, but don't want spend much money. It's all so complicated, I have to get loans and allsorts. Any advice?

edit-haha! Wait, I can't breathe, your gay jokes have made me laugh so hard, my ribs have cracked.
Mon dieu!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# steal one
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# buy
one with 2 wheels and pedals
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yep
steal one.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# buy...
...my car.

It's really cheap and will last you at least a couple of months.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# a)
what kind of car tickles your fancy
b) watcha gonna use it for, ie. pulling cash machines out of walls really needs a landcruiser
c) idea of budget / how much of your life you want to dedicate to debt?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I have a car allowance
which is about 350 quid/month. Bearing in mind I have to tax & insure and pay for parking, I'd like to use under this.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# righteo
thats plenty plenty (unless it includes petrol)

you could get a 5-7k loan, its about 100-150 a month over 5 years or so

you're a girl which means cheaper insurance, you live longer, and bleed a quarter of your life

and good call on the 206 (below), mines behaved quite well over 2 years despite a crash and having its locks drilled and being radio raped in oxford..

bastards
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# The bleeding comment made
me chuckle for the first time today. Thank-you pluuease.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# My god
I bleed?

Thanks bud. All these dirty car sales fuckers keep confusing me with cheap loans but then paying lump sums, different aprs etc.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# forget that
go with egg or cahoot

get a small loan - small apr - short payback time

www.charcolonline.co.uk/ are great for comparing.

glad the suffering of the bleeding girls makes you happy you sick sick puppy.

apparently giving birth is like crapping a rugby ball?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# God
I can't read "your gay" anymore without assuming that "you're gay" is meant. Maybe I should get a life.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# get a Peugot 206
second hand. it'll only cost about 4 grand and will keep its price better than any other car. I heard it on Top Gear, so it must be true. Unless you can afford a new mini, which might actually get more than you paid for it if you sell it on.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# not spam but a suggestion
new-car-net.com?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# oooh
tar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# lombard
direct
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Mon singe sent comme la rosée de matin attrapée dans la fissure de votre poitrine
- présentation de la matrice animale
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# This French is really bugging me!
Hawhehawhehaw!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Ah, je vois.
C'est tu!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# oui!
but only tout jours

i really have no clue what i'm saying
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ahhh....
...sont les mont qui vont tres bien ensemble.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# babelfish says:
"are the mount which goes very well together"

everything is clear

could be worse. i clicked the wrong translate button first, and it came up in german. i sat there for a bit thinking "how the hell do you write german in french?" before i realised.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# It's actually a beatles lyric...
...it's the only French I know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# fair enough. sounds like it might be the only french they knew too.
i ought to know some by now, i listen to enough stereo total. but no. listening to gaelic fm hasn't magically taught be gaelic either
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I zink he means
"sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble"
zese are words zat go togezzer well...
/beatles
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I think I didn't do too badly...
...seeing as I can't speak the language.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# You did very well
I was just clarifying ze matterz... zorree eef I sounded like a arrogant French peeg.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# tres bien...
...et tres woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# YAY.
... Lovely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Ever wondered what Gourd you were eating tonight?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Bottom right
it has to be, for me.

Edit: This site has gourd to be seen. They even have gourd videos!!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Gourdgeous Farm!
hehehehehe GOURD.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Hey
host it yourself ginge! And make it smaller.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ginge?
ME???
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# oh
my gourd.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# they're all black and white
how gourdinated
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# very
gourd
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# animation
moonlighting


(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# that really shouldnt be funny at all
but im laughing my tits off....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Awww
the subject came up before the image, and I thought it was going to be a David Addison/Maddie Hayes animation....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# That reminds me...
I must remember to sort out that loan...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I found this polaroid......
anyone??

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# that is
woo
very woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Modern day cavepeople.


Took far, far too long.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Kewl!
Which one's Osama?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Top class.
TJ Is anyone using btinternet? It seems to have broken.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i looked at that then, and the only thing i could think of
was "sim cave"

how about that for a gaming revelation?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# very
nice!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# wasn't that posted here
the other day?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It came out from behind the bulldozer so fast they didn't have a chance...


click for biggy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
you are god
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Cheers.
glad someone appreciated it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# this rocks.
love the daleks moustache! nice work.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# that actually is
Saddam's tache.

*FACT*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I should bloody well think so and all!
Can't just be using any old tache.
Oh and Woo Yay to you...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# so thats where it went...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha
missed that one.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yup
thats ace.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# flying squirrel
That's fantastic. Thanks. ^_^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# god knows how they get into these positions
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# parp
honk!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# le parp
avec le honk!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That is brilliant
He looks so intellectually intimidating
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# That cat
knows what they're on about.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# had these for breakfast this morning


they were foul, tasted like week old footballers spunk, and they g-g-g-g-ave m-m-me a st-st-st-stutter as well.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
cunty crisps





ww www w wooo! btw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# ewwwww
footballers spunk
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
footb... er, hang on
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# that all depends
on what it is you want me to hang on to....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I'll swap that for
a woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# thanks
just made me spit water all down my jumper and i look like a right pleb...

for that you can have a

made smaller from earlier


(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# many thanks
she's really going for it isn't she
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# why, it was only 36k
and it made me horny.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# In that case
Can I see it? Can I? Can I? Do you have a linky?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# looksee here
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Das ist in der Tat sehr lustig!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i know i really shouldn't
and almost every fibre of my body hurts just writing this, but you know, i can't help but feel that she's a lovely girl, just misunderstood and badly advised. i'd look after her. as long as she promised never to speak
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# If I had jordan's tits for the day,
I'd cut them up and feed them to the needy. Its only fair really.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# i don't think they'd have
much nutritional content.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# probably not
but they'd be filling
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Teach a man to fish and he'll get fed up quickly
Give a man one of Jordan's tits and they'll be happy for the rest of their lives.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# big flowery feary snakey type wallpapery thingy for viper
hope this does for you, went out had powercut and lost layers from original so remade but it's not as nice any way here you go Lass, 128k
wallpapery thingy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# 'little' jimmy somerville
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# BAH!
thats blatantly moby
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# nope, jimmy
promise!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# there is surely
a gourd in his forehead
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# you and your gourds
you'll turn into one if the wind changes you know!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# someone
has gotta chop that
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# it is
my dream...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# does he play the banjo?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# he has been known to strum
the odd banjo, yes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Threadwaste
I'm putting a party CD together and am after suggestions for FUNKY / GROOVY tunes to put on it.

Fire away kids!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# me me
The birdie song!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# anything by the ELO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# S Club 7
Gets my vote every time. There ain't no party like an S Club Party
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Not exactly
a funky hammond classic with fat brass now, is it?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Depends who
you talk to.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I guess it depends on whether
you're talking to brainless deaf retards
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# What did
you just call me?!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# he
said deaf - not blind ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Oh yeah,
sorry!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# stevie wonder
higher ground
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# play that funky music by wild cherry gets my vote
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)
# 3 Mustaphas 3
always gets them going
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# MJ
(not the megamix tho)

edit: your first song HAS to be the theme tune from Baywatch. it rocks.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i am the music
man
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# She wants to get on Down by Bill W(h?)ithers.
"Dance, Dance, Dance " - Chic
"He's the Greatest Dancer" - Sister Sledge
"Ring My Bell" - Donna Summer

I love disco, so I'll stop now, as I could go on and on and on
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Anything
by Black Lace. Or Russ Abbott.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Piss
de mind
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Jive Bunny...
...the greatest hits.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Nelly the Elephant.
But not the Kraftwerk version
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# If it's kids party songs you're looking for
I've got a shit load of them...like the jetsons and stuff like that...but It's too much uploading them and stuff
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# How About
N'Trance - Staying Alive
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Billie Jean.
There is no song but Billie Jean, and shindig is its prophet.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Billie Jean's always top of the list
perfection.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i told you bitch
baywatch theme tune rocks harder and faster (but not necessarily longer) than Billie. nyah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# but then
you're so very wrong, it's obvious that you'd like the baywatch theme. it's sung by David Hasselhoff. Now there's a musical genuis to compare with MJ.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# U Dont Dans 2 Tekno
alabama 3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# So sad since you let go....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# California Soul
Marlena Shaw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That's the spirit
EVERYONE - THIS IS THE KIND OF SUGGESTION I WANT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# California Soul
Marlena Shaw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# *belms*
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# sorry
is that a french thing ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# California Soul
Marlena Shaw
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# tee hee !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Oh no, I'm nerdy swot
I meant "We Are Detective" Thompson Twins
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
#
Groove is in the heart - De-lite
Everyday people = Arressted Development
Run on the spot - Bently rythym ace.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Groove is in the heart
quite possibly the best party tune in the world ever
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Bently Rythym Ace
'Theme from Gutbuster'
fantartar.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Gay Dad-
To Earth With Love.

Polyphonic Spree-
Soldier Girl


Or simply the sound of boiling Gourds.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# id love to go to a party where the sound of boiling gourds
was the only music they played all night. that would be fantastic.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Sneaky repost opp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# hehe
daft
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# smack my bitch up
by the prodigy. thats one for the kiddies.


oo oo oo! how about "death rattle shakes" by Pantera? your nan will love it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I was just about to suggest
Fucking Hostile by the same....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# great song!
how about five minutes alone? or Im broken?

"You cant be what your idols are.........
You cant leave that scar....
you cry for compensation,
and I ask you, please just give us......

Five minutes alooooooooooone"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Argh
Don't jack my funk with metal young man!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# you can get funkay metal!!
thats what my band do! funkay metal!

how bout "renegades of funk" by rage against the machine?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# You can't get funky metal
sorry.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# course you can!
rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers??? are you tellin me they aint funky?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# The difference between funk and of what you speak can quite clearly be defined
by listening to The Meters 'Africa' and Red Hot Chilli Peppers 'Hollywood (Africa').

One has funk, has groove and has soul, the other is totally lacking - yet it's the same song.

The diference can also be summed up by looking at someone like Chad Smith and comparing his lifeless, hard hitting drumming with that of someone with geniune funk such as Jabo Sparks or Zigaboo Modeliste.

edit: not that I'm being arsey mind Monsieur Stouff...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)
# But nothing can beat the might of...
...

TOTO!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:33, archived)
# The old classic
Bring the Noise by Anthrax/Public Enemy

Might be "Bring the Noize", you know what those crazy metalheads are like with their spelling...I blame the parents
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# living colour
had a certain 'funkay' feeling...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Love Rears It's Ugly Head
fantastic
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# wow
i'd forgotten that track - i'll have to dig it out when i get home - also 'everything that goes around'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Atmosphere
- Russ Abbot

"I love a party with a happy..."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Tiny Trumpets
by the Trombone Voodoo Quartet.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Jimi Tenor
anything off Intervision....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# That Danger High Voltage song.
You know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Oh, I know... thats the one that goes...
"Danger High Voltage," right?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# nah,
the other one....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Shaft.....has to be on it
Sex Machine, James Brown
Jungle Boogie, Cool & The Gang
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Yeah
all already on the list

But all in the right direction.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# sorry
i appeared to have stumbled into popbitch
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# You appeared to have walked into an internet message board
where someone has asked for suggestions.

Though responses of that nature would most likely be welcome on Popbitch - arsey.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# i
hope you apologised
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# THE ULTIMATE
"Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jnr
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# i'd suggest
Sing a Simple Song - Sly and the Family Stone
Machine Gun - Commodores
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# tensions were high on the Odd Couple film set
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# No idea why

 
 
Hope this isn't too big.
Pic click further to biggify.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# That's
trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrremendous!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# C'est beau.
Et très drôle en effet. Et Woo Yay Houpla etc...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# ahahahaha
brillo pads
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Le Woo
Le Yay
et le Houpla
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# No reason why not.
lovely stuff.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# s'got
me giggliing!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# lay say grand
tout habite bien mange le chien
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)
# lovely
love it - more sepia pics please! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Thats very monty python!
woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# ten penguin bowling was soon outlawed...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# woo
surely with their rounded bottoms they'd bounce back up again
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# The Benny Hill Extreme Bogey Remover
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# .
alors!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# he he
you rule.

btw, did i miss the 'today is french day' vote?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I only have one thing to say:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# magic sac?
oo-err
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# vous aimez le sac?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# sil vous plait?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Oui
j'aime le sac.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# le...
...tots tv?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Ooh la la
c'est tres bon!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)
#
Il n'y avait pas de vote. Ceci n'est pas une démocratie.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# ARG!
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)
# That gets the inaugural French day:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

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