

I want to buy a car, but don't want spend much money. It's all so complicated, I have to get loans and allsorts. Any advice?
edit-haha! Wait, I can't breathe, your gay jokes have made me laugh so hard, my ribs have cracked.
Mon dieu!

...my car.
It's really cheap and will last you at least a couple of months.
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It's really cheap and will last you at least a couple of months.

what kind of car tickles your fancy
b) watcha gonna use it for, ie. pulling cash machines out of walls really needs a landcruiser
c) idea of budget / how much of your life you want to dedicate to debt?
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b) watcha gonna use it for, ie. pulling cash machines out of walls really needs a landcruiser
c) idea of budget / how much of your life you want to dedicate to debt?

which is about 350 quid/month. Bearing in mind I have to tax & insure and pay for parking, I'd like to use under this.
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thats plenty plenty (unless it includes petrol)
you could get a 5-7k loan, its about 100-150 a month over 5 years or so
you're a girl which means cheaper insurance, you live longer, and bleed a quarter of your life
and good call on the 206 (below), mines behaved quite well over 2 years despite a crash and having its locks drilled and being radio raped in oxford..
bastards
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you could get a 5-7k loan, its about 100-150 a month over 5 years or so
you're a girl which means cheaper insurance, you live longer, and bleed a quarter of your life
and good call on the 206 (below), mines behaved quite well over 2 years despite a crash and having its locks drilled and being radio raped in oxford..
bastards

me chuckle for the first time today. Thank-you pluuease.
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I bleed?
Thanks bud. All these dirty car sales fuckers keep confusing me with cheap loans but then paying lump sums, different aprs etc.
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Thanks bud. All these dirty car sales fuckers keep confusing me with cheap loans but then paying lump sums, different aprs etc.

go with egg or cahoot
get a small loan - small apr - short payback time
www.charcolonline.co.uk/ are great for comparing.
glad the suffering of the bleeding girls makes you happy you sick sick puppy.
apparently giving birth is like crapping a rugby ball?
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get a small loan - small apr - short payback time
www.charcolonline.co.uk/ are great for comparing.
glad the suffering of the bleeding girls makes you happy you sick sick puppy.
apparently giving birth is like crapping a rugby ball?

I can't read "your gay" anymore without assuming that "you're gay" is meant. Maybe I should get a life.
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second hand. it'll only cost about 4 grand and will keep its price better than any other car. I heard it on Top Gear, so it must be true. Unless you can afford a new mini, which might actually get more than you paid for it if you sell it on.
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- présentation de la matrice animale

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"are the mount which goes very well together"
everything is clear
could be worse. i clicked the wrong translate button first, and it came up in german. i sat there for a bit thinking "how the hell do you write german in french?" before i realised.
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everything is clear
could be worse. i clicked the wrong translate button first, and it came up in german. i sat there for a bit thinking "how the hell do you write german in french?" before i realised.

...it's the only French I know.
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i ought to know some by now, i listen to enough stereo total. but no. listening to gaelic fm hasn't magically taught be gaelic either
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"sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble"
zese are words zat go togezzer well...
/beatles
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zese are words zat go togezzer well...
/beatles

...seeing as I can't speak the language.
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I was just clarifying ze matterz... zorree eef I sounded like a arrogant French peeg.
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it has to be, for me.
Edit: This site has gourd to be seen. They even have gourd videos!!
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Edit: This site has gourd to be seen. They even have gourd videos!!

but im laughing my tits off....
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the subject came up before the image, and I thought it was going to be a David Addison/Maddie Hayes animation....
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TJ Is anyone using btinternet? It seems to have broken.
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was "sim cave"
how about that for a gaming revelation?
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how about that for a gaming revelation?
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Can't just be using any old tache.
Oh and Woo Yay to you...
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Oh and Woo Yay to you...


they were foul, tasted like week old footballers spunk, and they g-g-g-g-ave m-m-me a st-st-st-stutter as well.

just made me spit water all down my jumper and i look like a right pleb...
for that you can have a

made smaller from earlier
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for that you can have a

made smaller from earlier

and almost every fibre of my body hurts just writing this, but you know, i can't help but feel that she's a lovely girl, just misunderstood and badly advised. i'd look after her. as long as she promised never to speak
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I'd cut them up and feed them to the needy. Its only fair really.
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Give a man one of Jordan's tits and they'll be happy for the rest of their lives.
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hope this does for you, went out had powercut and lost layers from original so remade but it's not as nice any way here you go Lass, 128k
wallpapery thingy
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wallpapery thingy

you'll turn into one if the wind changes you know!
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I'm putting a party CD together and am after suggestions for FUNKY / GROOVY tunes to put on it.
Fire away kids!
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Fire away kids!

Gets my vote every time. There ain't no party like an S Club Party
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you're talking to brainless deaf retards
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(not the megamix tho)
edit: your first song HAS to be the theme tune from Baywatch. it rocks.
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edit: your first song HAS to be the theme tune from Baywatch. it rocks.

"Dance, Dance, Dance " - Chic
"He's the Greatest Dancer" - Sister Sledge
"Ring My Bell" - Donna Summer
I love disco, so I'll stop now, as I could go on and on and on
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"He's the Greatest Dancer" - Sister Sledge
"Ring My Bell" - Donna Summer
I love disco, so I'll stop now, as I could go on and on and on

I've got a shit load of them...like the jetsons and stuff like that...but It's too much uploading them and stuff
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There is no song but Billie Jean, and shindig is its prophet.
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baywatch theme tune rocks harder and faster (but not necessarily longer) than Billie. nyah
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you're so very wrong, it's obvious that you'd like the baywatch theme. it's sung by David Hasselhoff. Now there's a musical genuis to compare with MJ.
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EVERYONE - THIS IS THE KIND OF SUGGESTION I WANT
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I meant "We Are Detective" Thompson Twins
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Groove is in the heart - De-lite
Everyday people = Arressted Development
Run on the spot - Bently rythym ace.
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Everyday people = Arressted Development
Run on the spot - Bently rythym ace.

quite possibly the best party tune in the world ever
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To Earth With Love.
Polyphonic Spree-
Soldier Girl
Or simply the sound of boiling Gourds.
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Polyphonic Spree-
Soldier Girl
Or simply the sound of boiling Gourds.

was the only music they played all night. that would be fantastic.
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by the prodigy. thats one for the kiddies.
oo oo oo! how about "death rattle shakes" by Pantera? your nan will love it.
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oo oo oo! how about "death rattle shakes" by Pantera? your nan will love it.

how about five minutes alone? or Im broken?
"You cant be what your idols are.........
You cant leave that scar....
you cry for compensation,
and I ask you, please just give us......
Five minutes alooooooooooone"
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"You cant be what your idols are.........
You cant leave that scar....
you cry for compensation,
and I ask you, please just give us......
Five minutes alooooooooooone"

thats what my band do! funkay metal!
how bout "renegades of funk" by rage against the machine?
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how bout "renegades of funk" by rage against the machine?

rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers??? are you tellin me they aint funky?
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by listening to The Meters 'Africa' and Red Hot Chilli Peppers 'Hollywood (Africa').
One has funk, has groove and has soul, the other is totally lacking - yet it's the same song.
The diference can also be summed up by looking at someone like Chad Smith and comparing his lifeless, hard hitting drumming with that of someone with geniune funk such as Jabo Sparks or Zigaboo Modeliste.
edit: not that I'm being arsey mind Monsieur Stouff...
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One has funk, has groove and has soul, the other is totally lacking - yet it's the same song.
The diference can also be summed up by looking at someone like Chad Smith and comparing his lifeless, hard hitting drumming with that of someone with geniune funk such as Jabo Sparks or Zigaboo Modeliste.
edit: not that I'm being arsey mind Monsieur Stouff...

Bring the Noise by Anthrax/Public Enemy
Might be "Bring the Noize", you know what those crazy metalheads are like with their spelling...I blame the parents
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Might be "Bring the Noize", you know what those crazy metalheads are like with their spelling...I blame the parents

i'd forgotten that track - i'll have to dig it out when i get home - also 'everything that goes around'
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"Danger High Voltage," right?
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Sex Machine, James Brown
Jungle Boogie, Cool & The Gang
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Jungle Boogie, Cool & The Gang

where someone has asked for suggestions.
Though responses of that nature would most likely be welcome on Popbitch - arsey.
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Though responses of that nature would most likely be welcome on Popbitch - arsey.

Sing a Simple Song - Sly and the Family Stone
Machine Gun - Commodores
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Machine Gun - Commodores

surely with their rounded bottoms they'd bounce back up again
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