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# gibber *goes for a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# That is joyous!!
All though not for the toasters.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
hahah
haha

they truly are lurking

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# woo!
mental! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ahahahhahhah
ahhahaahahahah
crumpet - comedy word!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Don't you mean
W [ o^2 / yay ] = 1 ?

1/W = o^2 / yay

Therefore:
W = yay / o^2

woo = yay


/Pedantic

Sorry
(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# well
it would work if W=1...

but you're right,

(1/w)oo=yay?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# or
wyay=oo
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# oh my
thats ace that is
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Superb!
really great. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# top!
i like the definition of "eye-level grilled cookers"; by far the deadliest of the species.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# *laughs*
amazingly enough this was exactly what i was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# utterly great!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Only
had time for a quick look at the board today...

Worth every second. Just for that.

*gets back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# White cooker hunter
Black Heart
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# lovely
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# It is beautiful...
...bte - this bit of leeching
came up in my weblogs.

Thought you might be interested.

www.livejournal.com/community/randompictures
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Thanks for letting me know Bob
.
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Things going Squish on my Scanner
not mercilessly crushed anything for a while now - thought it was time I went shopping -
A PASTIE:

the complete collection
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
#
is it wrong to find this somehow disturbing?
(radical k Maker of stuff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# not at all
that one really is rank, looks like poopie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Yes
unless it's a haddock pastie
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought that was a giant clam or something before I read the title
(Monqui, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# The Mystery Of The Marie Celest Solved:
Gay kidnapping pirates.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)
# tut
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# whoa
carry on threadwasting then....
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# damn you
now I have the weird al polka version of that in my head
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# hardley an insentive not to thread waste
p.s. does anyone a cafe del mar 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# whoisit ?
anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# it's
Christina Amphlett from The Divinyls, she sang (everytime i think of you) i touch myself
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I think it went
"I don't want
Anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself".

Which would make it (When I think about you) I touch myself. Although that's just from memory.

in a manner of speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# yes
that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Who
she? She make me touch myself!
(black is the old black, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# it would be better if she took an items of clothing off
every time a thread was wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# who's she?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# TJ: Spammers are usind FACT now;
FACT: Over 95% of ALL PC's have file errors in Windows !

Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yarrrr

silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Your honour,
I refer you to www.b3ta.com/board/1004978 (Pepe's response, ahthankyou Pep, and also to the learnéd Dr. Phil Kitten having a bit of a shout earlier, m'lud.

I rest my case...
that's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talkin' guy...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# W/y/h ...
.. for Lionel Hutz
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Hong Kong
Fluey

(Fo_NuN, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# oooh, simple
yet great
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# oooohhhhhhhh
.... nasty
wooyay!!!
(insp_yeun, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# one way
ticket in the post

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# oooh, i get it
hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# hee hee
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)
# excellent
simple but brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Gadzooks!
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# *pout*
No-one liked mine

(I helped save b3ta! niles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# hey everybody .....


....feel the love

apart from damn tree huggin hippies....rant......rave.......fucksocks...
(insp_yeun, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# what's wrong
with hippies?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# they smell
of patchouli.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# and
they weave yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# yoghurt weaver
will be my insult of the day.
(shiftClick shifts it., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# good
they're nasty fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# they all live up trees apparently
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# ..which is a bad thing because ... ???

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# live up them's
a polite way of putting it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# what would be a rude way?
they fucking live up trees, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# No ...
... they fucking live up trees, the yoghurt weaving cunts
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# they don't just live up the trees
*wink* *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# vowel displacement syndrome ???


(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I do my bost
bast
bist
bust

best ! got it!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# well, i imagine they'd have bboks and stuff to stop them getting bored
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# well .......


..... that :):):):):)
(insp_yeun, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# mum! dad!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Yes .....
.. but which one is which?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# tsk
my mum is famous for her elaborate moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I had a dream recently about handlebar moustaches.
Most disturbing.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# That man is no hippy!
He's a fraudster of gargantuan proportions, and quite probably a nark.

A lovely person I'm sure - but no hippy.

*puts hippy divining device back into pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Ahem..
..yes, tremendously good. Terribly well done....sasssin' rassin' frassin'...
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# haha
i got confused when this thread went from having lots of replies to having none.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Not the time to point out ..
..it should be "You're all Gay" I suppose ???
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# haha
your wrong, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# nope
cos it's meant to be 'your all gay', don't you know anything?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# tee
hee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Is Monkton
around this afternoon? :)
(hotrodzombie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# what am i?
your munkton finding gimp-bitch?
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I hope
so! :)
Nah, sorry - just wondered!?
(hotrodzombie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# he's
on messenger
www.flibz.com
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Zank you
very much! :)
(hotrodzombie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Focker

click me!for a large portion of ..
Be gentle first post, & very timid
(phildperv, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# sorry to break it to ya
but its Fokker :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# fokk it.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# and Fokker
are Dutch :)

(dognutz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hmmm..
breingezeik (or mindpiss, for the dutch impaired..)
(radja, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)
# what Dutch do you speak?
Fokker isn't in the Dutch dictionary I'm looking at
Engels is English in Dutch and Brits is British...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# it is a company
they used to make planes until they went bust
(dognutz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# fair play
guv'na
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# and fokker
is dutch *fume*

Mein Fahrrad zuruck..
(radja, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# minden
pissen :)
(dognutz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I like it
Pretty good for a first postie.
(hotrodzombie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Stan Boardman??!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!
I'd forgotten about him!
that's yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Okay
sorry about the spelling I'll get me coat & am taking me ball with me as well
(phildperv, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# oh no you dont.....
.......ignore the pedants , welcome , sit down and shop a kitten !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# 1 in a series of 1, I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Let's...
...hope so, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# it's like
David mit einen langen arm, except not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# ha ha
*points*

look at the loon!
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# great stuff
it's the hat on the other fella that does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# The latest boyracer accessories
beat the pants off those poncey lights on the windscreen washers.

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Do they
Squirt your windscreen too?
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I knew there had to a better tagline than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# bah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Not
wearing those pants you wont

I know, I've tried
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# stupid
confusing background thing. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Some good news!
Rogan and I have been doing some work for the BBC!

The results can be seen here amongst some pics that neither he or I have anything to do with.
Beware the naked men and see if you can work out which of us did what.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# whores
sell outs!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yep,
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# hehe
well done guys
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Hmm
some very good stuff there but if it was all paid for the BBC are a bunch of fucking muppets..

The sumo is a still from jackass the movie - the homer is a still from the simpsons and some of the other ones are just pointless (or stolen)

Your stuff IS great. That is all for now
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# well
you definitely did Dangerous Fruit. And that Zombie thing, which am totally inspired.
And Rogan did the meercats, the monkey cash machine, and the dogfight I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# very good Dr Phil
there's one more of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# and two
more of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# woo
i like the monkey in the cash machine - was that one of yours? if not, umm, i'll shut up...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# That wasn't mine,
the animations far too good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# well
i'll shut up then.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that one's
mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# did rogan do the meerkat pic?
i love meerkats.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# He did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I did meerkats
because they're already funny...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# nice to see they've not credited you though
typical fucking bbc. have you got paid yet?
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I'm saying nothing,
but I'm waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# beh.
told you.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# This week,
this week.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I got my ticket from the BBC
for that show you're producing yesterday.
It's first bit of mail that's not been either junk or bills, I've had in ages.
I was ever so pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# ooh goodie.
which one are you coming to?
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# it's on the 20 something I think
though I thought I'd told my outlook to remember for me, but it hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# 23rd and 29th april?
i'm doing them, so say hello after the recording.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Will you be the one
in the silly headphones or the panicy looking one with a clipboard?
It's the 23rd I'll be going to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# They used to call the BBC
The Gingham corporation

Because of the small checks
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I'm fed up with zombies...
Where can I purchase one of these ingenious contrapulations and impose it upon the front of my fridge?

I can pay in Rubles or liquorice laces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You can't
as it's fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# It's alright
so is my fridge.... and I paid good money for that.

The man in Comet told me it's the best imaginary fridge on the market...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Dunno who done it
but Sticky Chameleon is a work of chenioos.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# :)
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# It's
the fly at the end wot does it for me.

Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# The pics are ace
but I hate the use of the word 'minging' to denote that something is "youthful and 'street' - for that is what the kids say". They've even used it in such a context that it doesn't make any sense.

Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yes,
points have been raised.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it is
a bit silly isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# EEEWWW


EWW
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I love that image!!
Just choked on my own vomit.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Garry Stretch is fab!
I went out for a drink with him and some of his colleagues from the Circus of Horrors last year.
Which was nice.

(Kalshassan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Yay!
Pants to work!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I'll second that!
(BadgerJuice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# scanmypants.com
anyone want to build it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# menub's in charge of hosiery-related web bobbins isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# No!
I'm being hassled by an Australian DJ at the moment asking for interviews. She's giving me the 5.45am slot. I'm bigger than that.
/innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Australian DJ!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# you seem to be full of bile miladdo
you should calm down a tad.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Shut up Matt.
*Drinks more bile*

Djing is soooo 90s. And Australia? Well, it's cultural BUMBERG.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# you are
such a cock - you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you have found worldwide fame and fortune!
what you need is a whole load of stunt menubs that you can send out to do your interviews while you stay at home reaping the rewards
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# how about
skidscans.com?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# the forum could be called pantrants
I guess
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# work to pants
are you reading me, over?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)
# oooh
you did make me laugh then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# work is so quiet. i am bored
although i have got stuff to do. odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# stinking brown horrible pants
to fucking bullshit yougay i hate this job god im bored anyone live in southampton and want to get really pissed tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Agreed.
Though any job that lets you build up a massive communal collection of mp3s on a dedicated server and doesn't mind you pissing about with b3ta is not to be sniffed at. So to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I walked to....
... work today... I may take pants to work tomorrow however....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# yes, send your pants to work, why should they get away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# That is
the truest thing i have *ever* read in my life.
([]DOo []DOo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# TOO MANY THREAD WASTES
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# oh fuck off
and grow a sympathy muscle.

IT'S A MESSAGEBOARD. MESSAGES IS WHAT IT'S THERE FOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)
# MESSAGES
ARE THE NEARLY WAY OF LIFE! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ooh ooh I know
how 'bout one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Saucy!
certainly attention grabbing...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Messages
are the new massages
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# PHIL
is that you - have some fluffy-ness (infact all I can spare ) you shouting what is the world comming too?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# god
you're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:14, archived)
# so far
you're the only proper threadwaste today, that i've noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)
# fine
will this shut you up

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# No escape from reality..?
Then what the hell is B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# guess what...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# today has seen many threadwastes
i do the first one in my wole b3tan lifetime and get totally caned and ridiculed for it..

you lot are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# there's been hardly any today
look into the spazz, there used to be whole pages without images. It's only a messageboard, don't take it too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# do a seach for spaz..
you name should come up!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# What's is a Threadwaste ??


D'oh!!


/Self answering question
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# So in the end, I walked out...
Hello you lot - seen any postings here lately? Messages on m3ss3nger from me? No, didn't think so.

For three months now, I've been writing the best program I've ever done, all for my PhD supervisor. I'd polished the user interface and sorted out as many bugs as I could, because this was a program that other people would use, not me. I'll make do with console output and memory leaks, but that would confuse most people.

However, come my last day (monday) what do I find? That not only was the program needed, but 200 output files from it. So I stayed through monday till tuesday afternoon when I was taken home by my housemate. I did another 11 hours yesterday. There are now 30 files. I've done about 1 weeks work in a couple of days, and I have about 1/6 of it done. And I'm not getting paid for this, I'm doing this out of loyalty to the people I've worked with.

Just before lunch today, I was told that a large number of images needed processing as well. After my initial shock and protestations that it was getting ridiculous, I finally lost it. I stormed out of the Univerity of Liverpool and will not return. I will not gain my PhD.

The problem I have now is that I have no idea where I stand. I have just walked out on a job today but my contract ended monday. I did what I thought I was supposed to do.

How could I have spent so long doing the wrong thing.

It's all bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)
# gosh
today doesn't seem to be going well for people.

Poor bigdave. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I don't lose my temper
But by god did I lose my rag today.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# calm down,
go back, talk to them.
tell them what's bothering you.
you'd be surprised, they may be more understanding than you think.
it would be great if you all could work everything out and get it done and if not, at least you gave them every opportunity.
working too hard can make everyone edgy and perhaps even irrational. (not just you, them too)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# i agree
but then i also agree with the post below

*hmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I second
Zog's advice, and add: "Go back and tell them that you don't work for free and to stop taking the piss. Then get your PhD."
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# People are saying that to me
But I've been feeling a bit this way for months. Now I've had the final push and I've gone.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Fuck 'em.
If they ain't paying, they can suck your dick.

Why are you doing a PhD anyhow? Waste of bloody time. You might as well lock yourself
up in a dingy academic dept and throw away
the key.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Never have I seen two
such differing viewpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Don't listen to him.
He's just morose at having to pay out all those euros.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I do a Ph.D
I'm free to browse b3ta all day, there's lots of 18 yr old students around, I've got 16 P4 processors and 500gb to play with, and I get to live in a castle.

Ok, don't get paid much, but I enjoy it.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Oh God.
Help me.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# What?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Nothing.
It sounds great.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I seem to be enjoying more than you did.
Was it better when you changed unis?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Yes.
Dumped the dullards.

Moved over to a commercial project. Got paid.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Not all Ph.Ds are a waste.
I know why I'm doing mine, and what I'm going to use it to lead into when I finish. In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy it. Sorry you're so negative about the whole Ph.D thing.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Come back and see me in god knows how many year's time.
Lets see how chipper and chirpy you are then!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# it's
rather jolly, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# There ain't nothing jolly about doing a PhD...
...it gets REALLY bitchy.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# You failed yours,
didn't you.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# That was harsh.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# No. But I did take my business elsewhere.
There is no reason to stay with cheap cunts if some other cunt will pay.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I'm with Zog
on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# And commit career suicide, you nob?
Just take your skills somewhere else that pays. Like Imperial or someone who doesn't take the piss too directly.

You can do your PhD elsewhere you know.

That will fuck them off.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Why would
going back to the uni and discussing it with them like adults be committing career suicide?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Do you work in Burger King?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah okay, nob bit noted
I just like fluffiness thas'all
and anyway, everywhere has a potential to fuck people off
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# That is true.
But being taken for a cunt in the process is a bit too much.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I was going to leave about 18 months ago
but stuck at it "because". I have interest in what I do anymore. I have no interest in finishing this course. I. Want. Out.

Bear in mind I finished my paid studentship bit last september and I finished being paid by the university on monday. I have no contract with the university, I am not an employee there. I am meant to be finding a proper job right now cos I'm living off my own savings now.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Then I don't see
what your problem is. Get out if you want out
it sounded like you regretted walking out before
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# It's odd
I do, cos I left stuff undone, and I don't, cos it was killing me (both metaphorically and semi literally)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Proper Advice.
Lose them now.

Take what you have and apply to another place that might even value what you do, and won't treat you like that! They are seriously taking the piss.

I know I come across as rather intense, but I honestly believe that the knowledge and information you have is valuable. Liverpool is relying on the fact that you are doing this as a favour, and cannot mind much if you bail out now. Especially when you ain't getting a cheque!!!!

NB I still don't understand why they would withold your PhD tho?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# It's not a witholding issue
I'm not up for finishing. I may have spent 3 years at it, but now I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Oh!
Well get on with it you pussy! ;0) You are just feeling all sensitive and unloved. Do it, then leave. Sharpish!!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# you do have a contract with them
Its just implied from the previous contract you had with them that has run out
(rachboc, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# send them
a letter bomb.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Wrapped in turds.
And nails.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I suggest
Agreeing with zog

I think you call them, arrange a meeting, (tomorrow??) explain the situation, how you didn't understand that you needed to do all of that stuff, and let them know how much extra stuff you've done, apologise (even if it's painful) and say "I just worked shed loads and you lumped loads on me, that's how come I needed to get some urgent time off, and I approached it in the wrong way."

If they get titty, mention something vague about Citizen's advice bureax, Working time directive, and a very good contract lawyer.

(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# They will laugh in your face.
And accept you back.

"Great news. That twat who works for us for nothing has actually apologised for walking out on the project."
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# indeed
work is work. employment law is on your side...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Threadwaste, I know I know, but...
I HAVE to tell you guys about this.
I buy a new 12" powerbook for 3000 Euro. a week later the superdrive is broken. I send it in to get fixed. they just called and told me there were two CDs in it, so it's my fault, so could I please now pay 734 Euros to get it repaired, or if I'd like to just have it back, 200 Euros for having it looked at.
are the trying to fucking JACK ME OFF all the way from FUCKING HOLLAND?!?
gee, great new powerbook! every time you forget there was a CD in the drive you can send it in and pay 734 Euros!
fuck me!!
FUCK ME!!!!
so now I can go to London OR get my laptop back. tough fucking call!
what a bunch of FUCKERS! aaargh!!!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Come to London,
because I want to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)
# chill out
you CD-forgetting loon, you!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Oh nana!
Did you think it was the toaster again?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you
put 2 CDs in one drive.

teehee.

*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# you're lucky
I'm not sitting anywhere near you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# the problem is you
bought an apple
and we all should know by now they are no longer nice hippy people but infact money grabbing wankers just as bad as the rest of the computer industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# ive been seing belm a lot
is it like 'joey' by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)
# absolutely
http://ODPS.CyberScriber.com
tanks to dutchbird for pointing this out earlier
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# thank
you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Not as silly as it sounds.
I've had the disc come off the spindle on my notebook before now (must have taken a bit of a knock while carrying it.) When I opened the drive, it looked empty because the disc stayed inside. I very nearly put a second disc in there and shut the drive, but I noticed the edge of the first disc sticking out very slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# oh dear...
poor ickle zog. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# dem superdrives must be pretty crappy if they
allow you to shove more than one disc into them
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)
# exactly!
that's exactly my fucking point!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I almost put two
floppy disks into my old 512k's drive once, but the mechanism stopped it. You'd think something newer and faster and better would have that little safety thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I once
put 2 CD's in my CD player and listened to the bottom one, thinking it was the top one and ranted and raved about how well I knew their music etc thus showing what a lying, bollox-talking fool I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Apple are cunts when things go wrong
My ex-boss' Powerbook died within a week of him getting it, but while he was in the States.
Even though he took it to a proper Apple shop over there, Apple UK refused to deal with it as a DOA when he got back and returned the computer cos it was past 14 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I had two CD's in a drive too..


Bastards crashed it
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Did they tell you there'd be a charge for having it looked at?
I think they can't charge you for doing work under EU law, without informing you first (though they can charge for carriage).

Are you in the UK? If so have a word with the citizen's advice...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# nope.
germany. and no, they didn't tell me it would cost but they're saying it will now.
I'm calling them tomorrow and threatening the holy living shit out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Tis your own fault for buying a mac
thats is all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# And I can never, never, never go home again.
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I love...
...Gene Pitney.
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# gene pitney!
I COULD NOT remember the c*nts name!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Christ I'm bored


Dislocated knees don't allow for drinking, walking, being comfortable, but do allow desparate b3tan entries,
edit
(was gonna leave out vowels like record sleeve, but "nn jck ys" is far too obscure..
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# she's got ....
union jack eyes humming
(insp_yeun, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Both knees?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Just the one
but that's enough for you and me. I'd leave this net cafe if only i could get up the stairs...

How did i do it? Alcohol, running, barriers, tarmac. (in the afternoon no less)
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'd have got it!! ...
... Ys rlly wld hv

/hffs
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# primal
scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)
# *swoons*
again.
that's the second time today!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)
# hehehehe -
- you said "swoon"
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:17, archived)
# No i didn't
I swooned. I didn't say it!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Pedantist !
still ... hehehe@swoon
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# yay!
Reeck, you've got to help me, Reeeck!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Jesus died for our sims you know
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Feed jesus...
...mock jesus...

...Wake jesus up...

...Taunt with food...
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# tee hee
that am funny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Yay - something good has come from the Sims
Jesus is one cool guy
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Jesus
was ginger.
Or so I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Look busy
Jesus is coming
(Mr Striding, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Jesus is coming
Now where's my umbrella?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Peter ! Peter !
I can see your house from here
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# it happens
(LazyBastard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Is that bloody
Greta Garbo?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Not again!
She's always waking me up. Scratching at my window...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)

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