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[challenge entry] me DEAD
if hitler won the war iwas a fucking dead



munky
(munky, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)
# redex
Your link is a fucking dead.
I think you mean this

Edit: That's better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# How sad..
...sniff
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# hmmm.
glad he didn't, and you're not, but bit of a downer for quitting time! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# blimey
you're almost as old as boab
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Johnny Vegas will find this touching
Even though Johnny Vegas is a sad talantlees twat!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Deep in thought, Morrissey was unaware of his fate
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)
# love that
woo woo woo yay yay yay
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Silly but funny too
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# No hands are bigger than others
No Hands are bigge than other
some no hands, are bigger than other no hands..
/flagellates self with daffodil
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# DO IT! Morrisey is a cunt of the hihjest order!
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# on the other hand
I suspect he saved the life of many a suicidal disillusioned teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# My arse....
...tipped them over the edge more like!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# about 50/50
I'd say.. prob killed more than he saved in the end.
Esp when he announced he was Gay. That killed a few teenage girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)
# And when he announced
he was celibate, all the gay fans followed suit...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Agreed
When you're really frickin' miserable, listen to The Smiths. He's always got it MUCH worse than you...

and if a double decker bus, crashes into us...
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# thank you
I thought I may be alone, in actually finding his gallows humour quite uplifting in times of trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# The third best band of the Eighties
FACT
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
# who would you rank
as the other 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Public Enemy
and the Stone Roses
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# fair choices
not my choices, but fair ones.
1. Jive Bunny
2. Pepsi and Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Bollox
Yazoo
Black Lace
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# .
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Took too long to do.
And it is a bit pants.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Spacefish?!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# it's okay
it's only a fake one. He's fine really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Thank god.
I can't imagine a world with out the madness of mr.fish.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# this sums up my day at work
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Better
than mine then.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# do you
work at the zoo?
(psausage76, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)
# The Kamikaze Polar Bears Idea

Was canceled due to inefficiency
(Zoinkid, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Nice - have a woo
Whoever posted this:

will be pleased to know it is now officially viral. I have had it twice today already. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)
# That's why
you gotta tag your pics!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I never get anything viral *
nobody ever sends me anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# neither do i. in fact no one emails me ever
boo hoo.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)
# what's your email address????
I've got some 'stuff' to send you. I can set my work mail to autoforward to you if you want. I'm off to get married tomorrow and won't be in for three weeks and I need someone to deal with all my outstanding work...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# congratulations
and good luck with your upcoming nuptuals!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# * aside from
genital herpes, that is. But then, you don't get that in the email - or do you?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# thank
god for that
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Hmmmm
Depends if you use AOL or not....I think
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# But I got that
A day before it was posted .... mebbe someone I know knows the person that did it

/* Edit: I think it was danblez */
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/board/998293
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Fnord
Your spazzing ability never ceases to amaze me
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Goddammit!!!!!
I Am not fat I'm 95% fat free lean ham!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)
# er,
quite
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)
# I meant to put that message here
www.b3ta.com/board/1005868
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# wow that's cool
i wish i got sent email, where i could say, yes i've seen that, it's from the collective known as b3ta.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)
# That makes me
think of South Park.

I think it's the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)
# it's very Cartman
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)
# damn infidels!
you WILL respect my authoritah!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)
# er.. see
www.b3ta.com/board/1005922
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)
# wheres the "im sane" badge gone? Sad ham "whos saine"?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# That was a different one
it was rather good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Very elegant.
With much prospect to ponder.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# all polar bears are left handed.
i just thought i'd tell you.

:S

lalalalalala im not crazy! lalalalala
(bentleylad *MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!*, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I think you'll find
that's cobblers

;)
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# No, no
It's true
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# No it's not
members.lycos.co.uk/evangeline/endangered/polarbearlegends.htm
(cattleprod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# Have you...
...ever looked at the board in French via Bable Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# have you tried it
with the pornolizer?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I did,
but she said no.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you should try it with
The Man From DelMonte then
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# is the f silent in your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Tamzin had a bit of trouble getting her tongue around it too
The first f in my name is not silent and the second one isn't either. It's pronounced as you would except, it's just not a common string of letters.

fnord rhymes with poured.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# My Cat...
...is called Fnord.

This making her "Fnord The Cat"

Since coming to visit my 5 year old niece calls all cats "Fhunnooord".

as in "Look it's a Fhunnooord"

I did it just to corrupt young minds.
(LaFamilleCatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)
# that's marvellous!
And there are big fnords in the Jungle!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)
# i hear norway
has a few as well. something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# teaching children to see the fnords
is a noble pastime
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# being a northener
i though it rhymed with "awed" but i stand corrected ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)
# shurely
poured and awed rhyme anyway? unless you pronounce awed like abed
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# are you real?
I'm curious about you fnord
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I find it's easier to regard him as the Fnord Continuum
much like Q in Star Trek.
I think I tried to say this last night, but it spazzed before reaching the board
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)
# No-one is real
we're all in bovine's head.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)
# mere figments
fragments of figments
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)
# we are
such stuff as dreams are made of
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I hope
Bovine is real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)
# he's in a coma
and we're the result

I don't know what happens if he wakes up.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# try to realise that there is no spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)
# No way...
...where is it? Let me at it! Let me at it!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# are you over 18
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Well....
...over 18.
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i'm not talking
months...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Today's not your lucky day though
www.pornolize.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# it just says
BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)
# it no worky
bah
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Yes, it's a shame,
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# PORN
porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# MORE PORN



mmm... Gauge
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Filthy...
...person.
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# oit!
I find you calling me a person very offensive.

I am quite clearly a perverted troll.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# big forehead
pornstar shoes.
Looks about 12.
Yucky
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Looks about 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# she's here in the
archive
And that took far too long to find
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Thank you
for that. I feel much more in the picture now.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)
# non.
(The Love Manatee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# no
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Sorry if this sounds like an ad
but I've just been dicking about with the PSP8 public beta (expires in July).

Mesh Warp is rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# do you have...
...a url for that?
I d/l'd it but it was corrupt :(

am dying to see if background remover works
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ..
jasc.com
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)
# that's where...
... I got the corrupt one :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)
# mine seems to work fine
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# No,
but I have looked at it in English via Babel Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# can someone post something AMAZING so i can post my new woo yay houpla, and stop wasting all the threads.
WHERE have all the pictures gone?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# a big
fat bloke came and ate them all
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# what's wrong with this?
www.b3ta.com/board/1005730 it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# it is very very very good
very good indeed, i really like it. but i want something that makes me laugh too :) sorry. i'm being a bit picky aren't i?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)
# why thank you madam
and may i say, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
(psausage76, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Vous avez...
... a jamais regardé le conseil en français par l'intermédiaire des poissons de Bable?
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)
# sorry about that
just wanted to see what it would look like...
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# french
i'll post a chunk if you want
(Zoinkid, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# I wish you all.......
a fond farewell. I am going in search of my life! Till next time, keep smiling =:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Byeeeeeeeeeeeee! And now a quick Fred Jack
Don't suppose any of your super clever types know the HTML for opening a new window at a certain size and without the navigation buttons do you? Kind of like a pop-up idea.

Will love you forever etc etc.

Help me Obi Wan...
(The Love Manatee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I think
you'd do that with a javascript onload() procedure on the new page. But then I deliberately set my browser (mozilla) to not allow websites to do that sort of thing because it's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I think you're into the realms of Javascript then
and I've yet to quite get it working.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
#
www.dynamicdrive.com should have something for your needs
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# The web is your friend
wp.netscape.com/eng/mozilla/3.0/handbook/javascript/ref_m-q.htm#177627
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Javascript;
window.open('url', 'popupwin', 'menus=0, resize=1, resizable=1, scrollbars=0, toolbars=0, width=300, height=200;');

if any of that makes no sense just shout:)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# That's
what i was going to say...
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# umm...
try usin javascript

search "javascript lessons" on yahoo/google/woteva u use.

HOPE THIS HELPS!
(bentleylad *MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!*, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# .
www.htmlgoodies.com

kicks the proverbial ass for that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Look on the source for this site
www.powerfmradio.com

I put a pop up on the home page, see if thats what you want, and it javascript btw
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Blimey!!!
You're all super smashing great. That should keep me going for a far bit and I'll let you know if I manage to succeed.

If I was near enough I'd shag you all.

Cheers,
me
*blushing and feeling loved*
(The Love Manatee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)
# bye bye then
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# you
know.

Silly chicken is both wise and adequate response to fredwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i'm off too.
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I'm off as well.
This place has nearly cost me my job just lurking and commenting - I've never even posted a pic. If you see me here again, shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# work on the pictures at home
and post them and lurk in the day.
It's the safest way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# That Sir
is easier said than done
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# it's only a rough
fool of rum
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Byyeeeeeeee
And why is the board still on winter time, or am I just going crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# The server is in the USA
who change their clocks in April, as opposed to the UK who do it in March.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# The sound your hear is the popping of my b3tan cherry...


(Soda)Stream of Consciousness ?
(spungo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# That is a thing of Latin beauty

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
#
I drink, therefore I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# hello spungo
I wasn't posh enough to do latin, but I am sure that it is funny.woo and yay by the way and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# thanking ya kindly...
Ah, shucks - you guys are swell! I'm honoured to be amongst such esteemed company... :-)
(spungo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# ooh
i have to abuse this thread and have do a little reposty thingy - it's a SodaPhone

(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# fac ut gaudeum
punk :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Have a spangly new
Yay! from me.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# wow
that's quite highbrow for b3ta
/goes down on one knee and bows

woo, and, furthermore, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I drink
therefore I am.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# spungo's here!


nice first posty!

(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ski sundae
(psausage76, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# ho
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Nice work
that man!
(Monkeyassassin, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# like oh my god,
like that is soo good
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# A mountain made of ice cream?
I want to go too!
(Angelblood, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Oh Yeah
dast is veh goode
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# lovely
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# what that needs
is a *shkoosk, shkoosk* noise made using a can of squirty cream.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# class
in a glass =)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)
# wiping out....
would be sweet. But the chairs in the lounge would be sticky, icky.
(maxanon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Telling it like it is
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# That amooses me
To no end.
I say Woo to you.
(Angelblood, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# The War...
WE LOVE IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I think the war is getting to him
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# that reminds me of one of the
brass eye episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Chris Morris
is funny
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
i was watching that with my gran when that hapened
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# golly
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# WOO!
I just spurted fanta out my nose. That's PHWOAR very funee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Does
anyone else get the urge to randomly insert the word 'ASSFUCK' while doing lengthy coursework?
(misterloki, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# no
I don't do coursework any more. I'm in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Did I...
detect a little bitterness in your tone there??
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# No that was sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Coursework sucks the devils pudenda.
I will never go there again.

It makes me masterbate and cry in corners.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah you got a point.
But isnt work like one very long never ending piece of coursework from hell????
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# nope
cos you don't usually have to think about it once you leave the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# We're here though
aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# oh
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# HAHAHHAHA
For some reason I find the thought of you even using the term highly hilarious!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# That's what footnotes* are for, actually.








* assfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Leave your PC open and someone else
will do it for you *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# The sneakier person
Will change autocorrect under Word for Windows so that every time you type "a" in your document it changes to 'assfuck'

The sneakiest people will write a macro to change all instances of " a " in your document to 'assfuck' before you print, and change it back when you have.
(Glis, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# you're
evil.
(martian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# .
your gay
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# temps revenge that is
it's total class, and it confuses the hell out of people.
are -> arse
but -> butt
and many things that would probably get spotted by my firewall
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Kinda did that
to a mate during our GCSEs. Did Change All instances of "shop" to "fish" - it was a long study about setting up a new shop in a high street.

Okay - it's hardly rude, but it was funny at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# you sure know
how to live on the edge
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Oh no, I've never lived there.
I visit occasionally, but always make sure I stand back behind the safety barriers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# threadjack your thread waste
I'm looking for the last track of the Cafe Del Mar Cinco album on mp3 does anyone have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Cafe Del Mar?
*terrible flashbacks*

ARGH NO MOTHER THE SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# is that a no then?
edit/ i noticed you haven't added your name to the 1000000th post for posterity.
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
#
boo
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# don't know - what's it called?
in the meantime, chill your boots with my shipping forecast tune

/shameless and tenuous repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I
liked that :)

*edit the tune , not you admitting to being tenous and whorelike !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# i had a listen to your tune earlier, V. nice.
the cafe del mar track is Wim Mertens and called Close Cover
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Oh you whore
I do like that though.

The rhythm of the words and "sailing by" were my staple method of getting to sleep when I was an overstressed student.*

* that and having to take a week off at one point because I freaked out a bit and snapped all my pencils in half
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# ALL your pencils?
Gosh.

Tom gave your email address to someone last night. He was very drunk, sorry. It was a mate of ours who's a property journo (very nice) and he was really really excited when he found out who you worked for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Ooh crikey
That's alright. I've just done a stonking image of Canary Wharf from the air. I'm dead pleased with meself.

It was quite a lot of pencils certainly - I kept picking one up, trying to draw and snapping it in half. Since then, I've tried not to take things so seriously and tried to avoid the particular person who got me into that state.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
# t'is good
though
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# argh
it goes all scary at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Smashing.
Very Lemon Jelly.
(tomsk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)
# You've
hit the nail on the head there, son.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Personally.....
I dont think its used half as much as it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Every Thread is sacred.

Every Thread is great.
If a Thread is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I think
you have lost that battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Aye!
i was just a little too long in getting that source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Glass cock?
or just sauce? japanese soy-sauce promotion
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# japanese stuff -yeah that is glasscock
so is this, i love it!
www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php

(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# actually the yatta stuff
was glasscock before that woman even won the trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# What was it called
before it was called a glass cock

eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# It's always been "glasscock"
the trophy thing came after the word.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# back then
people were just glad to see new messages, whatever the content ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# haha
oooh a little bit of (board) politics there! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# golly.
What the munting fuck is going on there, then?

That's a proper quality link though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Rough explanation:
The Soy Sauce man is battling the other condiment heroes, and making food nice to boot!

uh... and some other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# *slightly related note*
being an uncultured northerner i made my first visit to yo sushi yesterday. it's terribly good fun isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# prefer Wagamama's meself
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Moi
aussi.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# me too,
but both places insist on making you sit with the public, so they both lose points there.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I agree with you
both this time, and this time again
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# man, through
the power of positive thought i deleted my other post. yay me.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# ha!
yeah, that's what did it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)
# True
but if you're Choice you get to scare some poor American tourists...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# yes
they are jolly places.

I had sushi for lunch today.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# me too, me too.
me mum lent me some money for the bus, but she had to give me a tenner so i spent the rest on sushi. bad stouffer, naughty stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I went to Gili Gulu the other day
where you can eat as much as you like - I had 16 plates of sushi and other stuff, and rounded it off with 3 fruit salads, and indigestion.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i learned how to make sushi the other day
me and a friend polished off tons of the stuff. far more than we'd've been able to buy in a restaurant. it was great
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Mmmmm
Itsu on Wardour Street was a regular haunt until I decided that spending £50 on lunch was a little too extravagant for my rather limited income
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)
# That's great
Japanese schizophrenic things are great :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Honto ne?
Saiko/mukatsuku?

I don't think we have the same view as the Japanese. They do weirdy comics devoted to the pulling off of women's faces.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# crikey man! that rocks!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that's disturbing
why was there an albino pikachu eating a fried egg with soy sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Is it hometime yet????
PLEASE say it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# nearly
my friend, nearly.
(The Butchers will take over the world, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yes
All threadwasters can go home right now without any tea. More cake and hummus for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Och whats the odd thread if we cant waste em??
?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# "it's hometime"
any good?

/enjoys privedilidigdges of being young, stupid and in college. and not studying english.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# That will do me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# It is!! :)
in a litle while!
(hotrodzombie, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# judging by
the flood of kids going past my window, yes. it is hometime. go home.
(fearnation, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Blow Torch
anyone?


Sorry if it's NSFW
(The Butchers will take over the world, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# oh my
do you read the pornolikes in loaded?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# yes
who do you think this looks like?
(The Butchers will take over the world, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# The bastard daughter ...
.. of Denise Richards and Oprah Winfrey ?

If that were possible.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Clonaid
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Cindy Crawford...
or strangely Benitio Del Toro...
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# *guffaw*
what a combo!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# so thats waht you doing at work
searching the web for pron.

naughty man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# honestly, no
she was sucking on a magnum!
(The Butchers will take over the world, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Threadjack!!
www.vegsource.com/recipe/hummus.htm

You can eat hummus!! Although this may have been the case for ever, and I may just be stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# When I grow up
I want to be Hummus
(radical k Maker of stuff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# that is a joke
isn't it? i can't tell. my head is slow.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# oh dear god,
you weren't joking.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i'll go with "you're stupid"
although hummus isn't spelt hummus, so i suspect b3ta influences may be behind those recipes. i think it's spelt hummous.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# it's spelled in greek
so the english language has several different interpretations, each as right (or wrong) as the last
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# i think they're
all wrong. every last one of them. it should be spelt vzzzzzbxx.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# yeah, but you can't fucking vzzzzzbxx
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# heh
"left early to enjoy my favourite past-time of bus surfing..."
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you can spell it any number of ways,
houmous, hummus, houmus, hummous, etc. etc.

Bless Stevieboywonder though. It's nice to see such enthusiasm. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Hooray,
I'm daft!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# only posh people eat hummus
i only heard about the food when I came onto this website.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# are you calling
me posh?

*nips off to have a fried quail's egg sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# The Indian takeaway around the corner from me does Quail Jalfrezi
Now that's posh.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# the one around the corner from me claims to do
Venison Tandori, they just never have any venison in stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# You're posher than me
bet you're from Surrey really!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# fucking right
you fucking pleb.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# yeah
sushi boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# not really.
as the food wooshed by i sat there going 'i'm not having any of that foreign muck'.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# i
had it on me hols last year and it mings , so does tahini but i do like taramassalata though !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# it is spelt hummus
but humous, humus, hummos are all ok too..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Its either
it is a translation from Arabic, so the spelling is okay either way
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Is she on a diet?
Having something light!




Gets coat/
(Pedro, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] that reminds me

to repost this for the compo. it's ss ronald.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i knew there was something missing ......


:):):):):):):)

>
(insp_yeun, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)
# los threadosjackito
does anyone know the name of the site thats a news parody, and has a thing on butch horses and apocodopolypse now? i use to know it but i have forgotten and its pissing me off
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# not
www.theonion.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# alas
it is not. its an english one.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
#
www.thebrainstrust.co.uk ?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# nope
although i started reading that for the first time yesterday....not as good as the onion is it?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# It is a bit hit & miss
At its best it is brilliant but quite a few articles seem to be filler...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Coo
I ain't been to the brains trust since I became a b3tan regular - didn't really see the need anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
#
www.thepoke.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie


And for Adults, The Big Machtung.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I dunno why
but I like it a lot....
(radical k Maker of stuff, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# It's creepy!!
... but I like it! ;o)
(Jillish, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)

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