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how are we all this monday?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

yankee doodle

dandy

(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

Icebox

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Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

Alexi Sayle?

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Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

Hello Tosh

got a toshiba?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

I refer you to The Young Ones

in which Alexi (playing Mr Bolovski) replies when asked how he is, he says "absoloutely icebox"

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Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

aha!

It's all clear now

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

icebox?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

fine

and dnady for seeing your lovely work

and I'm seeing the matrix again :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

Someone mentioned Bruce.... had to do it.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

why?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

It was a sudden urge

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

you should take

pills for urges like that

;)

(just kidding)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

The place where I work think im on drugs

im half way though the 2ed big bottle of evian.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

are

they right then?

(Choaderboy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Im not on 'drugs', just medication

but it's soo god damn hot in hear, i wanna take off all my cloths...

NO - SCHTOP... You are not ready yet....

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

wear cloths, strange :)

is that what the meds are for

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

my word

ho witty... woo and yay and houpla

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

*ahem*

A-NI-MATE A-NI-MATE A-NI-MATE

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

Gahhhhhhh

PlusNet just took my whole site offline for bandwidth, 3 gig in two days. Trying to reason with them now :(

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stevierar, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

Did you serve any warez?

I once made an FTP when I first got my host, gave a mate some FTP access....

Someone uploaded about 50 Dreamcast Games.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

Nay, my site

got it in the newsletter this week, and it was sort of overwhelmed.

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stevierar, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

lol, cool

I've always wanted to get U-MUPPET in the newsletter.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

what does

spong mean actually. I looked it up but I only found sponge, spongy.

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

It's the eyes

from those cool stickers with eyes that move about...

White plastic, with some black-plastic, inside a dome-thinggy.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

Or it's

this guy.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

ta both

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

www.spong.tk

:)

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

hehe that'(s good

take mine up

god moves in mysterious ways repost

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

That floats

my boat

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

Again, again!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)

later on

when everyone forgot about it :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

It's

\Spong\, n. [Etymol. uncertain.] An irregular, narrow, projecting part of a field. [Prov. Eng.]

According to dictionary.com, at least. ISTR that the OED says it's something different but I can't be arsed to get out of my chair and go down to the Library.

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foop, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

Bruce Goose.

The only sea-worthy biplane rockstar.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

A very unusual pig

in that its tail is not curly

Big pig

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

yay

for unusual corkscrews

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

I like

your name

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corington, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

thank you very much :)

someone said that the other day too... i like revolving bread

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

Porkscrew

Shirley?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:45, archived)

When a pig's a failure, he straightens out his tail

but all pigs' tails are curly, cos piggies never fail

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Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

Sprooooiiiing!

I can only wish to have a future populated with pigs such as this.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Is that where those

curly cumberland sausages come from?

Yum!

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Farmfoodsman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

lol

that's lovely, though I don't know what it alludes to, I think I get the general idea.

wuh!

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

hmmm

it's crap, I know...

I can't get the fonts/words/letters right in Photoshop, should I switch to Fireworks?

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

close your eyes

give me your hand. Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, or am I only dreaming?

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

is this burning

in di ges ti on

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

nice :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

or is this

burning an eternal FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEE!
*hits realy high note and smashes all the lightbulbs in a mile radius.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

I wondered what had happened then

it must have been transmitted via the interwebbynet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Hello? Endsleigh Insurance?

My monitor's just cracked...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sorry

you are not protected from my poor singing!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I've just checked

the small print and your right. And all gay.

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

I wasn't going to mention

which bangles song I'd move onto, but now you've said that, I may as well admit it! I've run out now though - have only got theee bangles songs!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

eep!

go get an album silly!!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

I don't actually

know of any other Bangles songs. Which is where the album would help I suppose. I'll have a nose on kazaa if my ISP ever get round to giving my broadband back.

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I only have their greatest hits..

Get hazy shade of winter and if she knew what she wants. I think they're possibly two of my favourites, or most memorable anyway..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

will do.

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Hazy Shade of Winter

Is fantastic!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

I bet Snuff

did it better, and a whole lot quicker.

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Pootle, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

...

Nope, I've just gone off you entirely now.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

i will try

to deal with this..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Or is this burning

An eternal flame?
Say my name sun shines through the rain,
A whole life, so lonely
And then you come and ease the pain.
I don't want to lose this feeling...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

see

told you it was fun ;)

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is it kareoke day today

all of a sudden?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i think it's my fault.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

that'd be a good day on b3ta

"only post song lyrics"

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

it doesn't

have to be this way

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

this is how it's gonna be

from now until forever, so let's have less of getting clever

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you'd better stop

before, you tear it all apart

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

stop.

HAMMER TIME!

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

per sempre amore

i can't get enough

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

SAUSAGE TIME

/blackadder

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

not too sure

It might be karaoke day
/pedant

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

at this point

I always stick my fingers down my throat....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

At this point...

..I always stick my fingers up my vagina.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

algoyo

you make me laugh so much!!!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

yet you tell me off for being filthy.

FINE.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Martian.

She doesn't fancy you. She's looking at me and my massive vagina.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

so's everyone else

i'm used to that.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

Will you be my agent?

I'll give you say ...5% of the profits.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

Shut up

you fat twat!

/runs for Rio

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

While you're there...

...get your cock turned inside out and come back known as Mirabelle. I can get you a fantastic job as a fluffer on some pretty disgusting scat film shoots.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

But i thought

that was last week?

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

You're fired.

Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

I gave them

up for lent.

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

...

...www.wyotackroom.com/images/clothing/kerrits5.jpg

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

well

you also make me laugh.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY FLOW OF MENSTRUAL POWER!

Can you phone me an ambulance? I'm stuck at the elbow.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Tell me

you remebered to take your watch off!

When will we ever learn!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

I was actually wearing battle armour.

It's twisted up in my cervex.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

Barbed gauntlets

i hope?

Now there's an interesting story to be told at A&E...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

i like fireworks

it rocks

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Except for that Suzanne person...

..the Bangles sure are ugly bitches.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

especially

michael

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Trying to throw us off with a man's name!

Hah! She sho' is ugleeee!

I think the bassist is a real hound.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

i love

susannah hoffs

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Isn't she married to someone gorgeous?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

sadly it didn't work out

her feet smell

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

is that a

FACT?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hasn't she heard of Febreeze?

Or trainer tamers?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

She's actually

married to Jay Roach.

Director of Austin Powers movies and stuff...

PS Bargain Hunt didn't have David Dickenson on it, what's that about?

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

sweet relief

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

Arf!

Not a fan of the Duke/hustler of old women/orange-faced loon* then?

*delete as applicable

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

i knew

you'd say that.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

i want to lie next to you

and I want to do everything you want me to. But I'm not sure I know how. Put your arms around me now..

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

I can't tell

if you're still on song lyrics now

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

;)

download Susannah Hoffs Unconditional Love as well.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

...

and I _so_ want that to be your random quote when the board stats page gets updated!

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

I think

it's gone beyond karaoke...

More like Hari-kari...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

bow down mister

something something hare krishna.

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

This is the line your looking for

'please make way for'

/Jedi mind trick

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

get a room!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

you should

try to find "I'd Love to Kiss The Bangles" by the saw doctors. it's great ;)

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rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

nice

and the answer is no, learn how to use photoshop properly, quitter!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

i was referring

to the difference between pixel and vector drawing... so ner!

but I don't know if there really is a difference, and wether it's worth anything

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

too obscure?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

yes

unless that's Spruce Springsteen, of course.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

HH used to keep his wee in jars in a cupboard.

And had a massive penis to boot.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

Haha.

Is that the Spruce Goose?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

how rare!

it appears that they've invented a type of sea-plane that towes a small peice of sea where ever it goes, so that it'll never run out of places to land, even when there's no water around.... bloody marvellous what egineers are doing these days!

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packetslut, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Oh wow

the Spruce Goose! Aren't they usually orange though?

(Mr Striding, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

know your history

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

I love that song

although when I first heard it I thought it was about heavy traffic....

neeneenee....

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

i like it too

i do get confused about this challenge

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

S-Club styles

"...pop quiz..." etc

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

ahhhhh

Rachel.

brb

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

i would

well i'd try... goddamn restraining order

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

i'm sorry to say

but she looks a bit like my girlfriend.
though mine's hair is shorter and is _real_ :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

oh well...

not to worry, I'm sure she has a nice personality.

arf

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

i forgot to add

.. and looks completely different.

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

worlds tastiest lady

FACT!

Good pic too, woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

What about that woman

who's made entirely of cheese?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

If you like

a more mature lady...

sorry!

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

The Queen Mother is dead.

Show some dithering respect.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

That's my cousen's cousen

FACT

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

if you and her got together

your babies would have three legs.
SEMI-FACT

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Shakmaaaaa!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

ooh

that's funny!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Pretty Bubbles in the Air!

What a charming picture.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Don't let the sun go down on me

yay

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

and the unreleased album track

"I sleep with your children"

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

subtle.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

well,

I could've done one for "I'm the scat man".

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

arf!

...I mean eurrgh!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

Scatman John.

Do it!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

isn't he dead

now?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

yes

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Normally I'd be very wary Googling for scat but....

See this very touching tribute:
Click Me!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

Oh dear...

I laughed far too snortly at that to be human...

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

groan!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

hehe

slim's been working a few hours on compositions and then starts a great post offensive :)

/me likey

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

the old jokes

are the old ones... but Woo anyway

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smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

You like this challenege.

Dontcha?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

it's like seeing an old friend

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rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

OMIGOD...

That is so fucking hilarious!

(vrlaura, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)

wow

that took me far too long to understand. clever.

(Go Team Turnip, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 3:58, archived)

the temptation was strong

and i gave in

(roomproject, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

The Boy David?

Rescued from the stinking Brazilian rainforest with half a face. Now lives in Peckham.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

there is a tribesman

wearing the middle half of Dave's face on a string round his neck.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

I wish it were so.

Just a nose and a bit of forehead.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

arf

thats a cool image :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

yay and woo

i was waiting to see whether someone would shop him... the proper pic is here

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

You should'nt post pics that you have'nt made yourself

unless you toke the photo.

it's ovbously not been edited

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

i took the photo

it scared me then

and it scares me now

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

Racing Season soon.

(hero, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

my money's on her

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

Hey Fatty!

I'm gonna push you down the stairs!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

hahahah

fat people...

oh.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

Fatty fatty two by four...

...can't get through the dressing-room door?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

Yes

ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

You're not fat Bovine.

Just big-boned. Big dinosaur bones.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

Indianapolis

PORK 500?

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

I would prefer not

to pork her

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

shame - I'm sure she would

vey much love to have sex with you.

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pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

she'd have to

look 'sex' up first.

I don't think anyone would dare to utter that word in her vicinity.

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

in her what ?

wash your mouth out boy !

;)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

I'm desperately

hoping that vicinity means neighbourhood.

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

awww!

hahaha

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

bah

goddamn good for nothing latin

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

yeah

probably - happens a lot

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

Oh listen to you two!

She is probably referred to in Pizza Hut by regulars as 'eat as much as you can for $5'.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

Four words...

PUT

THE

FORK

DOWN!!!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

A UK road-trip odyssey

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

Just off the M4 mate,

near the Happy Eater.

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.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

yay

happy eaters

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

NOOOO!

Yay for Little Chef!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

you're not even trying now are you...

and besides, that's an ace tune!

ahem

edit: the opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the owner.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

it is

an ace tune... woo burt baccarach

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

I've been away so long...

...I might get lost and lose my way.

I've been to San Jose. It smells of wee.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

No.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

That's not lame. This is lame...

The game of the film of the song:

I'm really sorry. I must stop doing Speccy gags.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

don't stop

please

(

smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

well

it made me laugh!

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

the memories

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

very good memories!

So good, I'm listening to manic monday right now just to keep them going a bit longer!

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

six o clock already

i was just in the middle of a dream. Kissing Valentino by a crystal blue italian stream.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

Six O'Clock ?

fuck, missed my lunch.....

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

that's the one!

But I'm onto walk like an egyptian now...

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

all the old paintings on the tombs,

they do the sand dance don't you know. If you move too quick, they're falling down like a domino..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

Hmm...

A quick trip down memory lane sponsored by Kazaa may be in order....

Morning all by the way!

(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

it's the backing

vocals that make it for me. (The oh-way-oh bit)

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

oh yeah me too

they were all so sexy

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

Have a retro woo

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

Is that the ST or Amiga version?

Good though. Have one back for yours!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

Amiga

The ECS not the AGA version. I posted that pic on an Amiga board and watched them all get confused.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

haha montypython

samurai shmurai!

clearly i misread the a for an h

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

yay!

competition entry?

(

rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

but

the compo is for bad songs!

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

Movies of songs.

Don't fink dat counts.
So I didn't.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

oh yeah

that'd be the other reason to not enter it! :/

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barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

this is a bit lame really...

but what the hell

(

smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

hahaha

love the detail

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

cheers

but did you spot the deliberate mistake? ("beware of what is flashing *in* her eyes" - doh!)

(

smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

arf

psst wanna by some eyes

here quick look :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

i just remember

that she could never sing the high note in "the sign"... yay for post

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

you remember the names of the tunes

you are a strange person.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

bet you didn't know

that world wide they are now more successful than abba

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

I didn't know that

and I am forcing myself to forget this factlet as I type.

(I'm also wanking while I write this)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

thats quite some multi tasking

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

well duh

and i probably could name most of their songs
/obsessed

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

no offense

but have you been drinking the antifreeze... it makes you go loopy you know

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

don't be silly!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

says the ace of base fan (who admits it in public!!)

sorry

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

AHHHH

just for me?!!?!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

er...

yes, of course

(

smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

( we cant have babies)

(my problem)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

when she woke up late in the morning light

and the day had just begun. She opened up her eyes and thought, oh what a morning. It's not a day for work, it's a day for catching tan. Just lying on the beach and having fun..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

That's enough of that.

Please.

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

she's going to get you

all that she wants is another baby.
ok i'll stop, but it is SO fun

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

This must be some obscure

definition of "fun" that I'm not familiar with...

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

sorry...

what have I started?

(

smutch, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Jealous

jealous jealous
:)

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

Jealous that you like AoB?

"Pity" seems more appropriate... :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

brrrrrrrrrrrr

(pappa laz, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

that song

was originally done by Foreigner, cheesy '80s rock band.

Sebadoh did a much better cover version than the MOP reworking.

(

fishsticks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

the end

(

unclewilco, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

I can hear the trailer voice-over guy now....

"The end was just the beginning...It was the story of a boy..."

(

Your Mum, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

biscuits!

nicecupofteaandasitdown.com - makes BBC news...

no, realy!

edit: stuff glassc*ck up yer whatsit!
this is worth posting at least 3 more times, so :P

:)

(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

really?

no way....

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

hehe

b3ta.com/board/1307194

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Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

glass

codpiece..

been done sorry

(

Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

see

2 or 3 threads down

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

Those coffee mornings...

...are just sex, sex, sex. No real interest in issues at all.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

Repost!

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Lukasm, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

wow

very good :)

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notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Is that yellow tube...

...running down to a piss-bag?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

nice

thought

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

My Gran had a piss-bag...

...but because she was extremely overweight, she would often pop it.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

what an amazing image

the way of the exploding piss bag

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

It really ponged.

I used to scream and run out of her hospital room.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

s'nasty really

When I was 14 I had the pleasure of delivering papers to the local hospital patients - piss bags a plenty with lots of old men showing off their hernias - all for four pounds a week - aye - those were the days

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

You should have gone on the game like me.

Much more profitable.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

yeah

I found durg dealing a finer alternative

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

are we reposting?

www.b3ta.com/board/1299413

(i edited it because it might be a bit too long)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

no we're not

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

ow come on

you know it's too long.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

i bet it's not often he hears that.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

euphemismday

today?

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

I bet it is.

He is hung like a aardvark.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

an aardvark hunting for ants?

b is for...etc.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

I don't understand.

Are you a nursery nurse?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

i think bovine

said i was a curse

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

Oh Bovine's just very jealous.

He probably saw you looking at my hooters and got riled.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

when i see a huge space that takes 2 minutes to fill with pixels

i can hear the words "Sunshine Elephant" whistling on the breeze.

(

_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

Nut

job.

:)

Morning, all -- got the week off work. HURRAH!

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

"morning"

i'm still in doubt whether or not to come to the UK for a full year

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

Do it, Doug!

Do it!

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

either the UK

or Sweden.

still in doubt. Of course, Sweden has got the lovely girls :)

Then again, UK got the neat dialects and posh language

bleh.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

There are a few

lovely girls here, too.

Allegedly.

(

ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

actually I don't really care about there being lovely girls or not. But Sweden is a lovely country and so is the UK... Rah we'll see.

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

crikey!

That's an extremely tall post! It's good though.

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

I would.

Missed Gaytime last night, thought I'd make up for it

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

sorry...

(cybo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

hehe

So it is perhaps no surprise that the net is home to some very popular sites that help you get the most out of those moments when you have something sweet or salty in your hand.

I've heard it tastes salty....

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

I TOLD YOU ABOUT TIM-TAMS

THEY FUCKING RULE

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

you just got b3tan to it BUT

thanks for letting us know it's easy to miss stuff. (I've missed articles about my stuff before).

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

hello pep

i gave up the poetry and got frontpaged

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

so you did.

well done you.

(

pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

Made one handed while eating lunch

Geuss what I had?

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

what hand did you use to eat your lunch then?

sorry. i'm already in the corner

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

Left hand is for eating

Right hand is for painting

Secutary is for....

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

secreting.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Tacos

and a wide shouldered green dog.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

fish

and chips

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

pasta

salad

(

lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

looks like a

boots value (but not such good value now they've gone up again) meal to me.

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

I'll give you a clue....

it was from gregs, and the sandwage had some chicken in it.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

cheese sandwich?

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Cheese sandwages don't have chicken in it

so No, you are wrong.

(

.90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

They do at gregs

when I get them anyway

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

the meat of the famous cheese-chicken of sweden I shouldn't wonder.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

Daytime Kebab?

(saw some pikeys buying kebabs mid-day yesterday)

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Freaks!

Burn them.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

agreed

I can only conclude they were drinking white lightning all day and were quenching their 'carbo-craves' at noon

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

i'd buy it for a dollar

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

It'd be REALLY good...

...if it were a human head with plastic brain 'pieces' in it. If you pull out the wrong bit, all the other bits shoot out in your face. Like Buccaroo.

PS: Why is that man having a hysterectomy? Does he have Munchausen Syndrome?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

its a bird

lezzer haircut.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

Lezzas don't have hysterectomies...

...they just pull them out.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

dude

...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

It's ALL true.

Lezzas are really hard. They also kill all their male children by making them into a preserve.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

It's true

I've been a pot of jam since I was ten

(

mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

You can sue her for that, you know.

It has ruined the lives of so many.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

eek!

very clever though

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

Jack Le Thread

My boss has just said I can have a new 21" monitor to take home for free! Woo-hoo!

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

Are you wanking?

I would if I could.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

he was

while he wrote it.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

lol

i suppose the cash is to cover the reconstructive surgery

(Hikikomori** watching cartoons on, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

REEEEEEEEEE

POOOOOOOOOST

(

_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

sssh!

;)

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

for my silence

i demand a packet of cheese and chive crisps, please.

(

_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

You huge poof!

;)

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

Fire !

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)

you are my world

hold me.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)

Are you sure ?

what with this hideous rash and all

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

I don't think he meant for you to hold him

*there*.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

that tickles!

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

PARP!

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

*honk!*

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

and

relax

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

sorry, got distracted

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

lovely

swan

...

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

that swan looks perturbed

hang on a minute........

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

Prolly

a bit confused too, what with being a goose and all that...

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

But swans don't honk

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

ni, moore, budgie

you are all great.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

aren't they!!!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

Thanks i love you all

got rid of the spider/spiders/giant aracnid of death

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

heehee

yes. My mother finally gave in after giving me a big lecture about how I need to grow up and touch spiders and meat and stuff.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

ha ha

"now, lora, as you get older you have to do certain things... like touch this spider. it's all part of becoming a woman."

did she make you eat a bug as well?

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

i'm surprised you didn't make a joke

about touching meat...

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

made the joke in my head

it did satisfy me enough not to have to post it :)

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

maybe

he's learning?
And no she just looked disapprovingly at me and complained I was making her late for work.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

thank you

i just remembered i have to call my mum.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

Haha

i got attacked through my window by a huge 3cm moth last night, scared the cr*p out of me.

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

Fine give Lora all the sympathy but not me

I'm off bye.
:)

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

*bow*

andstartfoamingfromthemouthandfalloverbackwards

(

notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

MMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDD

PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

HONK!!

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

weeeeeee

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

i think you need to choose

john snow or me

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

oh dear.

you probably shouldn't put yourself in that position

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

there'll only be one winner.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

yeah

he'll do his back in.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

eek!

well I already have photographic evidence of me and Jon.
So I guess I will choose you. Although you should really do something about the me fiddling behind the wardrobe thing..

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

the hotel burnt down

you can live on my alphabet now

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

shit.

But what about my en suite?!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

en suites are for losers

i should really be revising for my exam tomorrow

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

yeah

me too.. :(

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

I feel safe

knowing they are watching over us.

I didn't get to bed until about 4 last night, because I started fiddling with my ST and synths after talking to you last night. My current state is therefore your fault.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

hehe

yeah cheers

I stayed up til 3 doing pics, that will be considered your fault.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

i'd like to see both of you keep to that story

in your disciplinary hearings

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

I can't say anything until my Lawyer gets here

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

I'm a civil servant

and therefore *almost* unsackable. Woo!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

this is so practically

politics revision

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

come along to my recording tonight

i'll introduce you to a tory mp.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

can i?

i have a lot of pent up aggression.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

i'm working!

all day!

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

7pm-9pm

parliament square.

actually, two tory mps.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

which ones?

i'd come if it was Iain. He makes me squeal.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

good

answer!

(

barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

good use of and interrobang

as well.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

that's now my favorite word ever.

FACT!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

i squeal a lot.

But Iain is so funny in a not trying to be way. And you just want to poke his eyes out if the thought of eyes didn't make you want to throw up.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

eyes

make you want to throw up?
how do you see??

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

i see through my eyes, silly..

I just don't like talking about them or touching them or anything vaguely like that. Though I wear contact lenses (?!)

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

have you seen

that woman with the eyes that nearly pop out. (someone made it a gif)
if not you probably dont wanna watch that. it *will* make you sick.

(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

this should probably be taken off-board

for the sake of my job...

john bercow and sir patrick cormack.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

ooh

bercow is the mp for round here. he used to be a right old fascist, but he seems to be better recently (for a tory). there was even talk of him swapping to labour (not that is necessarily any better)

(

Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

it is?

I knew I should have studied politics.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

yes.

The role of the civil service (in theory) is for them to be neutral, anonymous and permanent.

(

Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

yes, prime minister

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

permanent! YAY!

does it also say bloated, useless, underpaid, lazy, unfocussed, and on b3ta far too much

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

but if i get a question on it tomorrow, I will use you as my specific example. Surely that will make me pass?

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

don't call me Shirley

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

see this?

/points at wallet

know where this comes from? ha ha haaa

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

see that?

*points at council tax bill*

Know where that's going?

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

i like that

have my happy friend woo yay

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

yay!

that rocks..

look! b3ta got a mention on BBC webby! yay!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2950274.stm

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

Hooray for nicey!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

woohoo!

we got a mention in FHM too this month

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

FHM love us

we got a mention in the 'Sexiest Women Online' thing as well...

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

And

Maxim

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

WOO YAY!!

I discovered b3ta through that website

(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

i discovered it through weebl and bob... which i kinda think is doing it in reverse?

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

Unless....

someone tells you about b3ta directly, you've got to go through one of the collective's sites. In truth, I found Nicey's then watched giant bee and blode 3 - saw rathergood.com and then b3ta...

but still, it all began with biscuits

(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

i saw two references to b3ta in an edition of ntk

so googled on it. i've never left since.

edit: if i had a sense of humour i'd say i got here through poo.com...

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

!!!!!!

Sounds like some kinda festish website

(Goodie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

it isn't

but really, leave it at that.

(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

well it all

began with pie for me... i think i put in pie on google and came up with W&B and have never looked back

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

The landlord

at a pub in Southend introduced me to rathergood with the Buffy keyboard and misheard song lyrics. I followed the trail here and haven't left.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

I discovered it through

Popjustice!

/coat

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

i was looking for a picture of

bernie winters.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

neeeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

: )

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

Weeeee!

Yay for things sliding down poles!

Must revise, must revise... *slaps forehead*

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

Pew, Pew, Barley McGrew,

Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub!

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rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

Brilliant

that is all

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Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

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