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# Just couldn't resist


Click for bigie.
(CrackyPipe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# aaaaaaargh
burn him! burn the child!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# and
scatter the ashes!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Bum him?
Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# It's
the only language they understand!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# careful now!
calls for people to bum the child could get the law interested in you.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# No prison
can hold me

*adopts defiant pose*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Is that Paul Ross as a child...
...or John Major?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Would YOU pay for this?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# pay for it to do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# leave
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# fine i'm going
no need to be so blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# so go then
/waynes world
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# fine
i'm gone

*sound of car door opening, engine starting and screeeeeching of tyres*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:15, archived)
# that was easier than expected.
now, where's koit?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# *ahem*
git
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Argghhh kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you've got no chance
it's not the one in front that'll kill you. it's the two to the side that you didn't even see...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Publisher launches new range of titles to give help to their target audience where they need it most
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# class
you also get...
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Could you do me a favour and stop using
that.
I have a feeling that you borrowed the original image out of my gif anyway.
I could make you a lovely pootle woo yay if you want one, without the Nazi overtones, and as I have another 30 or 40 frames I took out of the video and removed the background, I have better arm movements
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# go on....

(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# nazi woo yays are cool
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# are communist woo-yays
cool too?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# no
they're evil. do you know what the biggest commie threat to mankind is?....fluoridation. contaminating our precious natural bodily fluids.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# dr
strangelove :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# indeed.
class stuff.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Purity of Essence ...
We must preserve the purity of our precious bodily fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yes

commie-ish anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# cue discussion about the nature of marxism
and the revolutionary cabal that controlled russia.

or maybe jsut some big paintmashed cocks.

that's the beauty of b3ta - you never know what's coming next*.

*usually it's a cock
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Cringe
For ages I wondered "why is that Darwin pic funny"


My idiocy makes *me* laugh anyway
(C-, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:27, archived)
# you lurk?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# eek!
Runs and hides behind his mother's legs
(C-, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:38, archived)
# The Furhrer
has spoken...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# but it's taking my name
and turning into a Nazi I don't much like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# change your name
to "pootle non-nazi"?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# isn't it David Yates Ltd / Julie Holders name really?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# ha
nice edit.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# there I was
thinking it was someone out of "dad's army"
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# is pootle
your real name?
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# the lady in my life calls me Pootle.
and my webspace is PootleFlump.co.uk
but it's not on my birth certificate
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Aww. it's cute!
I think he's a cute lickle flump! The tune was wicked - duh duh, duh duh...

Hey, good thing it's not mr fluffy wuffy bunnykin wuvver!! You got off lightly! :)
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# your real name being
Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# is it wrong
that he scares me? A lot...!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Equity made me change it
apparently there was already a Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Pffft!
Whatever next?
Fortunately I don't think there will ever be another me.

I mean, who the hell would have a name like Rik Waller
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Osiris
the Egyptian god had his hampton cut off (among other things) , but that doesn't mean I'm worried it might happen to me.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# tee hee!
You never know - pootle seems pretty mad at you...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not even going to comment about my name
Copyright someone else certainly not me.
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# but you probably haven't spent
over a year building up the Osiris brand :0)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# not on b3ta
but have been using this name for about 5 years on t'internet in general.....

anyway, just my little joke. call it getting back at being accused of driving a people carrier to work, when in fact I work above a major train station and only drive at weekends.....
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# oh you're the one
that hates Ken, explains much
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# um
Pootle's quite happy to be associated with the Flumps, it's the Nazis he's not happy about.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Be fair now
Pootle hasn't screamed at you for (possibly) using one of his gifs or associating the name he chose with fascists.

Instead, he's rather politely asked you if you could do something else and even offered help - the least you could do is consider his request.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# possibly?
it was a blatant rip-off....
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I was giving you
the benefit of the doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# ta
and it is from mine, I can see a mistake I made in the cutting out of his hat on the 2nd one
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# the 2nd one being
"rise to the bait", which you have done rather well.

cheers!
ok, i'll stop using it now. I do own The Complete Flumps on DVD, if that helps....if you get royalties, I've probably bought you a pint.
(Osiris, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# but but but
it's not your work! It's just a kids tv character. Neither of you hold any legal or even moral rights over it's use.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# har har
made Oi larrrf!
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ha
sending that to my g/f.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
Tres bien mes amis!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# actually
that's a girlfiend.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's quality! I always thought he looked like a Weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# That
is fan-flippin-tastic! Fan dabby dozey - ARGH, Krankees flashbacks...
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:14, archived)
# I've got
"Learning Basic Human Interaction", it has a picture of a scorpion on the cover, not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# That is...
...fucking brilliant! =D
(bdx, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Everyone loves the ugly monkey
It's kind of funny that the proboscis monkey image is so popular on that faux "make an oreilly book" page. At least it is to me, since, well, I wrote the book that actually has that image on it. Now if only the popularity of the cover image would translate into actual sales of the book. :-)

See www.elanus.net/cgi/wiki.pl?TheUglyMonkey for more on the story behind the book's cover, if you have any interest whatsoever.
(jbc, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# good afternoon.
my turn:

280 or 396 - you decide.
(cece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# God BLISS
the uk?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# no.
im sure its supposed to be some microfsoft reference, i can't remember.
(cece, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# What I don't understand is...
...why the new flag seems to be Man. Utd. colours.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Slim was right...
What people will really use their MMS-sending mobiles for:
www.mobileasses.com/

And here's what that genius of Slim had foreseen: cliquez ici
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# also
www.phonebin.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# it's all a bit crap.
it's sort of like, amatuer crap porn where the person doesn't get any money for it and may not even know that they're gonna end up on a website for millions of people to look at.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# that
depresses me for some reason.
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# harhar
Got an MMS phone myself now. Just have pictures of me pissed in luggage racks instead:

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# hee hee
most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# wtf
were you up to?!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# fare dodging,
he's a right pikey bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# it's almost time for tea
any good recipes bovine?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# ooh, ooh
Earl Grey please, not too much milk
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# ace
can I sue them?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Red-ex unlimited
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# just
change one character in the php script and all is well again :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# what
a poser .....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# yes, it's done in poser
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# argh!
I am feeling the pain of that one.

nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Finished work, so I'm going to hop
into my brand-new Doppelbandwagen

and go home.


(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha
i've noticed that warning's got bigger, recently...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Frontpage NOW


(yes I know it invokes the jinx, but I don't care)
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# the what?
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# You can't mention the word frontpage, else it doesn't go there.
The magic donkey doesn't like to hear it, or something.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I was over there for the last bash and saw those warnings.
they're really fucking large. heh heh.

on another note: I'm a bit taken aback at how many b3tans want to kill me for posting my bloody union jack pic. quite appalling, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# really?
one would be appalling, how many people are upset?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i dunno
maybe like, three to five.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Do they?
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# poining fingers would be uncouth.
I think it's a reaction of my americanness. like being called a bully by the even bigger bully on the playground. or something.
I dunno, whatever. intolerance and lack of humor are everywhere. everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:15, archived)
# "YANKEE SCUM"?
Well, you've got to admit they have a point.

Be reasonable, man.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# heh.
no, not that of course.
we are scum, there's no denying it.
I'm talking about more subtle unspoken things. and not just in my post but since then. sort of an occasional irate defensiveness. it seems more people in england really identify with their flag and country than I expected, even some pinko weirdos like b3tans. which is just, you know... interesting. I'm not upset or anything :)

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# The word
twats springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# they do?
Not me I hope? I quite liked it. Even though I hit back with the cheapest of cheap gags ;-)
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Suprising how many people on here
don't have a sense of humour...

Go figure
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# fuck.
my uncle's been arrested by Mugabe's thugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# what?
that's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# just found out.
he's in a cell with 16 others in Bulawayo jail.

Not much we can do. the british consulate there is more or less powerless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Charge? Circumstances?
Political? Hostages?

*feels concern*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# shit
is not even friday the 13th yet
that is shit news im sorry...


I posted this a minute ago, but now its more important edit:hold on i was dumb enough to think that was real. sorry.. i didn't notice the robot aspect of it or the date 2111
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# is your uncle a british national?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Oh my God
That's awful. Are you ok? (if you are taking the wee then I feel very silly but if not then sorry, that is really awful) :(
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# You can
pray, no joke
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Well.
That's a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# what do
you mean?
EDIT: oh well, got to get the bus. see yous (again)
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I mean
praying is a bit of a joke, cos it'll do bugger all use. you'd better spending your time doing something constructive.

www.b3ta.com/board/1370158
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# it's asking the whole fundemental structure of the universe
to be altered for someone who is self-confessedly not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# 'pends how you pray
/holierthanthou
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# no,
you can, that's 100% of FACT. whether it works or not is a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# bullshit
make a stink

call the papers - make a noise - then they have to be careful with him....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I think Amnesty still have a presence in the country
might be worth calling your local office...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# tried some papers (grauniad, indy + beeb)
not a massively enthusiastic response so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:15, archived)
#
that's a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Eeek :(
Fingers crossed for him being okay.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Really?
Mines just had a hernia operation.
Coincidence? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# it's a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# tee hee!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Shit.....

not good!

Sorry to hear that!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# is that as painful as
being caught by the fuzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# What are we?
Your uncle-releasing-from-evil-African-dictator bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# you seem to be getting more cruel these days baz
i think you need more fluff in your diet.
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Well, I'm not sure why it was posted here.
Unless he wants us to make humourous photoshop interpretations of the whole situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# just posted as I wondered if anyone might have any advice
or know a good way to publicise it.
I'll come back to you on the potatoshop effort tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I was thinking of something along the lines of
"Fuck, my Uncle's been arrested by Um Bongo thugs", but haven't thought about the best way of executing it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# you have such
a way with words = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha
i respect and admire your evil.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Someone gave a seminar recently and finished it with
"I'd like to thank everyone else in Cell Biology - except Barry, because he's evil." 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha
my nickname at college was "evil bastard", or "bastard" for short...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh shit
That's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# eep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# mugabe's thugs?
explain? Ican't follow, i'm just a wee-cocked continental.

okay he lives there. now what is likely to happen to him? i'm a bit ignorant of what is happening in the world because of the exams and b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Robert Mugabe
evil dictator of Zimbabwe.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# You mean
Robert Mugabe OBE?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# The very same.
Lets put him and Dubya in a big pit, then make fight to the death. Then release the bears.



or maybe just thebear, i heard he's tasty in a fight
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I hope your
uncle is ok dude, I don't give Mugabe much more time though - I reckon he is O U T soon
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# thay said that about saddam in 1991
when we first went in to iraq to 'sort it out'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# just wait
for america to deliver some weapons to a nearby country and that'll sort it out.

heck what is going on there? any news posts about it?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# no
we really don't post that sort of stuff on the board, we like fluffy stuff here and try and forget the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# i meant lynx
.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# lynx
the text browser?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Hmmm
sure but how much longer can you keep the hords on your side when people are starving because of your actions?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# easy
feed the hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# with
what?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# food you
've taken from those that do not belong to the hordes
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Tea and biscuits.
Rich tea are best, in my opinion.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# my Uncle has been sent to Basra for peace keeping duties.
He wasn't going to go but then 4 british soldiers died from heat stroke so they needed some replacements.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# my friend was working out of the presidential palace
in basra.

but he's been posted back here now.

pockets laden with gold taps and plug sockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Well, if they will let scousers join the army...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# uh oh
hope he's ok.

edit: on a slightly more frivolous 'tip', i like the fact that your first instinct was to tell us...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Shit!
Whats the reason? (like he needs one)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# holding MDC meetings in his house
been trying to get the press interested, but there are so many arrests there, and no foreign journalists so there's not much they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Seriously?
???
(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# cunts
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Shitbags, I'm sorry to hear that.
Hope he gets out OK...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# must be true
because no-one has shouted threadwaste at you - seriousness. Hope it works out ok.
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Mugabe is a cnut...
...and I say that with all due respect to
cnuts. Hope he gets out soon and Mugabe's
police state is smashed a.s.a.p. Democracy is
the only political legitimacy.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I doesn' t help you in anyway but,
Robert Mugabe is in the final stages of Syphalis dementia. He had to have his cock cut off in the mid 80's as well.
100% bloke in pub said FACT
(Blessed Rolo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# "Where?, there on the stairs going clip-clopity-clip on the stairs!"
(maddave, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# AAAwwwww
sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Well I declare!
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# haz
ZAH
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I know that mouse
he stole my Edam
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# He looks so happy,
so chuffed at his little dance!
i'm off, it's been a pleasure working with you all today
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Night Jim Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Night
Fruitbat
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
#
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i love pingu.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# with sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# no
with hilarious consequences
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# /Homer
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# he's got me gran's nashers in
woo yay

who keeps voting 10/10 for acid green on ratemyhue? stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Actually
They are my teeth!!

Ahh its great to finally use some of this hummus thats been flowing around me for the past two months as I finsh my five year degree!! Haraaaahhh!!!
(maddave, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Oh My!
That is simply fabulous
(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i am very freaked out
i made this a few days ago

(spacefish can verify that!)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# IT'S TROOOOO!
i'm quite weirded out by it all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# wooooooohhhhh brainweewee
woo to your piccie too :)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Thats some
mindpiss!! And I looked at loads of mice as well but picked that one as it just seemed right!! Cool!!
(maddave, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# so scary...
i did an anim too but it was crap
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# the clogs are the same and
everything.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Whoah
.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# maximum cranium mecturation
woo - weird one
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Screeeeeech!
*Stamp*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# nice
clog action
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the kitchen...


Quiet please. He's a nervous eater, and you're disturbing his meal.

/ repost
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Quality Webgame Alert!
Many years ago, I got a game called "Super Foul Egg" on the front cover of an Amiga magazine. It was a version of "Puyo Puyo", and is a bit like columns or Dr. Mario, but much better.

Well, I found an online java version, with the exact same graphics and gameplay as the original Amiga one!

and its here. Top game, can't recommend it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# pffft
amigas were arse
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# pffft
amigas were ace
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# agreed
that were better then shitty atari ST's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# pffft
I agree.

The STe was better.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# How come the Atari is deader than the Amiga then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# deader
Is Hitler deader than Churchill?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# The Atari may be dead
But Atari live on making computer games.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# most of which are shit
and will never rival the dizzy heights of Pong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# if I remember right
Infogrames have just changed their name to Atari. So the name definitely lives on.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# How do you rate
deaderessness then?

edit I hate to trot out a cliché but Betamax IS technically superior to VHS
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# well
The Amiga has a new version of its operating system due soon, and the Atari, errr... doesn't.

Anyway, just play Super Foul Egg. Its Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# wow
that's going to come in useful.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# It is for me
considering its the only OS I use when I'm not at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# luuummmmmmmppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
why you change your name? i didn't recognise you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# boredom
mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# How?
How do I play it..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# You put 4 or more of the same colours together
they go "POP!" and some boulders appear on the opponents screen. The trick is to do chain reactions which make it much harder for the opponent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Yes
but how do I control it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# You see those words underneath the applet?
They're the instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Okay
feel free to call me thick.

I've only just noticed the bright fucking blue scrollbar to the right of the window.
/useless prick
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I think you use the stiffness
of a necrophyliacs hardon
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# the only thing i know about amigas
is that ST:TNG's effects were done with one, in the beginning.
(kerouac, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Nope
You're thinking of Babylon 5, and it was done with one of those Amiga PC thingies (not a 500/1000) and a 'video toaster'.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i once made this thing
based on a game that was on the archimedes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# that's clever
if a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i used to play it against my mate owen
i keep meaning to make an online versus mode, but i can never be bothered!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Atoms!
It was called Atoms! I've still got it as well :P
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Doesn't
let you draw big cocks though, does it?
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Fucking Isketch
"Isketch this", "Isketch that".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# isketch, yousketch,
we all sketch for isketch.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# isketch-loopy nuts are we
we're all iskech loo-pee!
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# isketched your mum in the nude last night
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# put some socks on tonight
or i'm not playing.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Stop it.
Stop it. Or I'll have to come and draw some more pirate ships. Yarrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# woo
Isketch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
Amiga Power? It laid it's super foul eggs in my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Amiga Format I think
I didn't buy Amiga Power.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# quirks
I want it

edit fucksocks, people using alphanumeric keys for steering never think of azerty people.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I have no idea
how to play this game...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Would that be a Dvorak keyboard?
What are those things like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# they start with azerty
and then uiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# They sound really really weird.
Tell them to stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# never understood the point of that
cos qwerty was invented to make it harder to type, not easier, so why mess with it?
(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# i remember that.
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# anyone remember
Superfrog for the Amiga? Best fecking game ever created In my humble opinion. Best one after Cannonfodder of course!
(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe
I always enjoyed syndicate, "persuading" innoccent bystanders and turning them into evil killers always seemed to amuse me.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Best thing about Cannonfodder
was shooting someone once and leaving them to moan away for the rest of the mission, then go back and finish them off. Nice.
(8th Floor, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# heh,
I read "can't recommend it though"

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# i knew i had a good flag picture...
they're just misunderstood.

(kerouac, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# haha
that is most likely to happen
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Kaftans hide a multitude of sins.
Bad legs and being gay are but two.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Being gay isn't a sin.
Unless you sodomise yourself with a crucifix.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# that's not being gay.
that's just wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Is it?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Reepost oppurtunity

Woo to the pick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# without the
pointy people underneath it, that flag am WOO
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# true story. I'll do it quick.
At school we had a fancy dress day. An asian bloke turned up in full KKK hood and cloak. His mum had made it. It was meant to be a ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
no really?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# really
we found it very funny. We made him take off the hood to walk to school tho. Thought he'd get kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Oh my God
now that is funny.
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# it's lovely
that they didn't realise...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# asian
or aryan?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i was thinking about something someone said earlier.
if the nf/bnp carried this new 'english' flag - a rainbow had been mooted at some point in the thread - they would be almost indistinguishable from a gay pride march...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# You were only supposed to cut the bloody deck!
Click for Bigger, More Detail, All Round Betterness, But Unfortunately Not World Peace
The queen doesn't look too happy about it...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Still smiling and waving though.
Fucking old slag.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Not really smiling
when you look at it...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# That's all you get with the royals.
A grimace.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# koRn
?

i like the alt tag too :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# nah
was originally just a pic of a card being shot. Some website somehwere I wish I had the link to still... >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# oh
>
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# She'll live
she just whipped her heart out in time, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# he














h
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
#
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I thought
it was sheep...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# you can't force memes and bangwagons
nor can you force us to use animals other than the ones we want to.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# kittens were the new monkeys
it can't just flipflop. That would be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# "can't tig your butcher"
as we used to say.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I'm slightly concerned
about those letters that appear to be floating a little in front of the sandwich board!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Sometimes they do need a nosejob.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ick
I wouldn't.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!The Ricky Tomlinson nose!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i still
would
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Reminds me of
Fungus the Bogeyman......
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# who needs
the top part anyway?




i don't seriously mean the above

edit: with the above i mean that which is typed above

edit edit: with the above in the above sentence i mean the words the above

edit edit edit: i got carried away, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# The new flag should reflect a bit of the country's history


(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# harsh
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# you can't trust toilet roll.
it hangs around outside primary schools.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# they can execute you for that you know
that was a lie, but wasn't it hilarious when that woman put a us flag on the road outside a us base (in colchester, i think) and was prosecuted for 'inciting racial hatred' because she made some soldiers upset when they accidentally ran it over?

twats.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# who?
the law, or the yanks?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:49, archived)
# are americans
a "race"?

no, they aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah,
Only wankers give a shit about their country.
(I helped save b3ta! technical itch, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Please....


Blue tac tear
(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# what's this front page thing
you're blathering about?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I dream that one day I will have a FP.

I dont hold out much hope though!

Good luck to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I got one for THIS:


Hope that makes you feel better *smirks*
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# You have
glass in your eye.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# they are tears
but he has a medical condition that makes the tears crystalise like glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# begging doesn't work
only sending carrots for the magic donkey.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Why didnt someone tell me all that was involved
was carrots and donkeys to get a front page??
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# sounds like
a really bad pr0n movie
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I take it you arent into

donkey pr0n then?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# i thought the magic donkey was the newsletter
isn't it a cabal of kittens for the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# correct
and dwarfs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# thank heavens for that
i've been pissing around here for ages and thought i'd made some terrible faux pas.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:53, archived)
# yes
but curry favour with the magic donkey and he'll put a good word in with the kittens for you.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:51, archived)
# is that carrot curry
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# and why not?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# make something funny
and it may just happen.

no use crying about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# fix
your broken images.... I can only see a few
(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# can't be arse.
old server that no longer works, would take far too long to go back and edit all my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# they are acheived anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# indeed
it's not about viewing them, it's the acheiving of them that counts.

i will one day have a text only front page, that is my dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# is he your broken link fixing bitch etc
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# you know
It's not about the FP.

Why yes, 27 since you ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i tend do find myn reflect my age =P
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# its...
More about me being a dumb ass... Once or if I break my duck I'm sure I calm down....
(Sanks, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Bah!
B3tan by 3! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# hahahah
modest liddle lady ain't ya?

29!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:48, archived)
# you have some blue paint by your eye
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# If you ask,
it will not be so.

You must ignore the front page, and it will come to you.

If you do not master your ambition, ambition will be your master! >
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Oh look
it's random post breaking time!
Edit: Doesn't work... >
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I've only ever posted one image
and it frontpaged!

Check my profile if you don't believe my lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# It just took one sneeze..
and he was erased from the time stream forever...

unfortunatly - as he was erased, the entire house of congress was replace by a pack of hyenas - no one noticed.
(cybo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# WOO
Yay! HOUOUUOOUOUPLA!
ENjoy!
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oooh
thats nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# That's what you get for
messing with the laws of quantum resonance.
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# What
a nice thought...
(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# And the world rejoiced
sang songs and held hands looking forward to a brighter tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# until all that was left
was his smirk
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# why i have nightmares of school 2#
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ARGH!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# use
'etc'
it's made for that
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# i know
but ctrl + C becomes slightly adictive....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# there
should be this Ctrl+C² function so it increases every time. That would make HUUUGE posts. And I would like it :E
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# that would be lunacy!!


i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# we have something made of wood
on the wall of our school.
I think it is a huge plough.

But I left before I could be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Is anyone nailed to it?
perchance?
(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# not
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# shouldn't you be a school now?
get back there before i give you a clip round the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# !
(OB1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# $&#%*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# i declare this a threadjackering
i sent this to everyone in our company after having to clean off *another* computer of the bug bear virus ('cos they left it in there deleted items). now people are moaning at me over it. was i a little bit patronising?


because some of you have difficulty in following even the simplest instructions, i'll try and make this as clear as possible.

1) open outlook express (it's the little envelope icon with the swishy arrows around it)

2) right click on the words "Deleted Items" (point the little arrow pointy thing which moves around when you move the the mouse over those words and press the right mouse button)

3) click on the words "Empty 'Deleted Items' Folder" (point the little arrow pointer movey thing over the words and press the left mouse button)

4) click on "Yes' (point the movey arrow at the word 'Yes' and press the left mouse button)

all done. you don't need to know why, just do.
(I helped save b3ta! anexium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Ooo. That's harsh
but funny! You patronising bitch!
(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# heh.
Why do people hate the IT department?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# You're IT support
You're sposed to be patronising...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)
# you should have added
"and bring me a biscuit"
at the end
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)
# or...
'ps, i'm wanking as i type this'...
(I helped save b3ta! anexium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I particularly like
the "you don't need to know why" bit.

Very useful when trying to teach parents how to use these new fangled machines.

my dad now owns some spankingly riduculous machine and also has broadband and still can't open
a frikkin pdf without phoning me but I got the upper hand cos I don't have to live in Croydon anymore
/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# step two's awfully ambiguous
I can imagine a few of your users managing to open deleted items, turn on the preview pane and open all messages from there
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# That is just
what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not sure why I made this... it just seemed right.
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# thats superb
really
woo
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that is spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# It's lovely
awight?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yes
that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Not everything in life needs a reason to be!
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oh
i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# looks lovely ...
...but i bet the acoustics are shit though.

(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# wonderful :)
and beautifully done
can i have one please?
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# it is so right
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Cheerful!
I don't know why, it just is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)

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