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# Imageready question
I'm trying to rotate the contents of a layer in a single frame, but for some reason that layer rotates in every frame. I'm not using tweeining, so can someone tell me what's going on?
(Kimbo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I would like to know this one aswell
please.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I would also like
A buiscet, or some lunch...

What should I have for lunch? Im thinking along the lines of Avacardo/Bacon/Chicken sandwage, chrisps and a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i just had
my breakfast for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I'd like to know
where my copy of tattyswap 7 is?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Did you look under the bed?
Thinks end up under the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# What did you do with it?
Where did you have it last?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# It ain't arrived yet.
That's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Ah
you want me to send you one?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Hell yeah
Mac version, of course...

If anyone could see their way clear to sending me a G5 powermac in August too, that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# You must have spores in your pooter
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# jam in the spill-trunion
I heard
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Ooooh Nasty
Did you take some tes to clear that up?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# a nice cup of tes
will clear up any malady.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# is the layer in question a background and not a layer?
If so, promote to layer
just a guess.

OI! PIRATE PARROTT! speak to me!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# When you transform a layer
other than by moving it in the X or Y direction, it is transformed in every frame.

IE, for anything other than simple horizontal, vertical or diagonal movements, you need to create a new layer.

This includes changing the size of the object, distorting its shape, or rotating it.

You can change transparency values from frame to frame without using a new layer.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That's gay....
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Image Ready has a lot of good features
but some bits of it are just stupid.

Like the way it defaults to propagating any change in Frame One to all frames. GRRRRRRRR!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Thought that migh be the case
thanks for the help!
(Kimbo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# No worries
It took a lot of ignorance and experimentation before I worked that out. :)
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# you need to duplicate that layer
and then rotate it in tattyshop and export it back to IR
is a pain in th ass but the only way i know how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# gah!
you don't get that shit in PaintShop/AnimationShop ;P
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# yeah
but tattyshop/ir is much nicer for other reasons....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# no, it's a RAM hungry piece of poo
It does do nice colour fixes though
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# i have a gig of ddr
so bloatware isnt really a problem for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Well I saw the DDR Gig last week...
they were rather good

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# dance dance revolution?
cool..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# are you doing gigs
now?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# djing or DDR?
DDR - umm, not that I'm aware of, but djing in an open air event in leicester 2 weeks after the birthday bash.. whoo hoo..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# double data rate RAM
as you both know bloody well
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I've used both
and I never use paintshop pro anymore, the ability to jump between photoshop and IR swung it.
I can't stand the psp interface anymore.
Though you are right about it being memory hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# IR can optimise images
like a mad thing!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# that's the best bit of IR
the optimise to file size, bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# But it has a De-Fluff function....
repost...
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# thats
because you cant. you have to do any rotations manualy on seperate layers. Thats the drawback of imageready over flash...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# it's not a drawback
it makes perfect sense!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# fair
enough, flash gets far too complex for me.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)
# My way's much easier
I just never do anything complicated and barely ever post any images.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# ooo look a cute liddle girlie
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# so cute ...
(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Cannibal Giraffes?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# wooness
and tasty

bitey (220k of)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
you're havin a giraffe aint ya
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yay
If I saw that happen in a zoo, I'd probably look to the floor and walk to the next enclosure as if I hadn't seen anything.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Nicely done
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# or is that a ..
zoo?

sorry, i'll get my coat
(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# its true.. giraffes are savages.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# repost...

(from a long long distant land)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
great unexpectations!
was thinking the adult'd suck the smaller giraffe up with a big elastic slurp.

definitely woo though.
(elhoy is off to re-lurk., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)
# chocolate bar?
(nebulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Kit kat?
I'm off for some exercise. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Kit Kat
Yay - Another fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# argh!
kill it!
www.click10.com/news/2316155/detail.html
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Oh well
boys will be boys!
*shakes finger at lad and tells him not to do it again*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# what a little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I take it he
had enough room then
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Owch
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# deadly
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# slim did it.
but woo you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# nothing new
under the sun. But at least it IS sunny. Here anyway.
(nebulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# voila
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)
# it's an honour
to belatedly piss on the mind of such a master. (Love your work - BIG WOO!).
(nebulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# fuking genious!
kit ha!
(SF, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:51, archived)
# woo!
brilliant! I shall go away and make a wooyay picture right now cos I don't have one yet
(shimmer, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Thats my
cat!!!

I know that all black cats look the same, but that seriously looks like our black cat! Where is the original? i have to see lol..

I know it wont be.. but hey... Its the knight rider bit that did it really...

Tom...
(tomtom, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# what's going on here?
no help here

might have worked better in my head
*edit to day I've been mostly listening to the stunning
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Thar be a storm
brewing.....Yay
EDIT: Hand over that crisp five pound note!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# it's in the post
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# god knows?? edit/ Oh I see
anyway I'm off see you later....

Edit/ cheers all
Edit2/ I just hope they don't mind my blue hair??!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Good luck
Knock 'em dead.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# good luck
you da man!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hope you get it
Will they let you b3ta at work?
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I
hope so!
I'll ask at the interview!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# don't ask demand!
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Ba-dum!
tsch!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I'm already showing that to our kids
Makes more sense than that "clouds bumping
into each other" nonsense I've been doing
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# haha!
woo!

And a pre-emptive happy birthday in case I'm not here tomorrow (yeah, like that's likely)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hehe! fantastic!
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# bush / Bush confusion
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Awwww, poor bush! He's about to be set upon by a nasty flutterby, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# That could
have been much ruder.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# ouch
my sides
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I hear Bush sent many people to death in Texas
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# only steers and queers though
so that's OK
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I got it
EDIT: Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hehehe, nice.
I did a "World leaders rally behind Bush" pic about 6 months ago, but it has long since redexed.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# hehehe
were they in rally cars?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# unfortunately not
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Arf
That is very good indeed. I feel for the shrubbery.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# arf!
PIRATE PARROTT is that me in your comic????
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Yep, that's the pic I drew of you!
But, it turns out it looks like Bastgirl and this young lady



Her name is Laura.
Picture changed due to repeated postings of that same picture, and it doesn't do her justice really. Neither does this one, but you get the idea...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# You really are asking for it.
That's the second time you've risked posting her picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:08, archived)
# If you mean Shopping...
not one person has shopped her.

And only 2 people have ever shopped me, depsite the numerous times my face has been here.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Woo!
Is it really me?
Who am Laura? Is this your loverly laydee? *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# that's the second time I've seen her today
why is this?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Maybe
you go to school with her?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# school?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# A place where people go
to learn things
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I almost remember that
best days of my life they were.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# haha...
I'm doing the floral dance
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# B3ta Ice Lollys
By popular demand the lolly punchline was:
My dogs got no wife?

Click for wallpaper bigness
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# in dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Sunshine-
you made the news, congrats- www.b3ta.com/board/1545180
My quickest ever repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I congratulate
your attention to detail in making the wet end darker :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Normally i make the dark end wetter....
...but that's between me and my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Funny...
I thought I was between you and your wife last night...

/limps off to get the coat
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# limp being the operative word there as i recall
;0P
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Well, I'm sorry
but you forgot to remind me to bring your special creams...
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# You would love to get my special cream
wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# mmmm
*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Nice work
Hehe very nice
(Count Spazula, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# stop him
if you've heard it before .....

very woo though!
(gamera, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hmmm
ice lolly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yay
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Now that is
Jeanieus!

WOO YAY in capitals!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# andorra?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Woo
to the alt text as well
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# All memes roll up, roll up


Step right this way
(gamera, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hehe
Beatletastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# b3tle
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hurrah for memes
and the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I can't see
Svenno or Furtive.
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Go Davros
Well ive been bored all day agian wasting my day in college even though ive finished they still like to make me come in, ahh well im having top fun misusing th college network for a LAN game of oldies like DOOM + im inspired to make stupid things and here it is

members.lycos.co.uk/spongemonkey/listen_as_davros_play_music_of_t.htm

(Count Spazula, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# TJ
The guy of the PI Helpline advert is the scariest man on TV
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# sexy davros
is he as scary as davros in sexy glasses?
(Count Spazula, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# heh
i think it's funny that they got a fat man to advertise the 'pie' helpline

(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# He looks positively
eltonic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Elton with one arm
hehe all he needs is a toupe and were away
(Count Spazula, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Could do with a cold one..
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# awwww he looks 'appy
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# big tongues
rule the entire earth
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# What a dapper chap!
Yay and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# stonking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# popular with the ladies
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# You should be in bed Shirley?
It must be twenty o clock where you live.

Can you do some potatoes from the world of sport? I'm fucking sick of all these animals.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# spuds ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# That sounds awful
I meant your potatoes are just too ace!
:-)
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# :o)
I like em deep fried ... mmmmm

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# top and tails?
Trilby and tongues
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# burp
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# where's tedmus..?
I want a mini cookie
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# .
"Political revolutions are extremely grave matters and must be undertaken only when there is nothing else to be done. Revolution require these four things: right time to accord with the Tao of heaven; right way to accord with the needs of men; right motives, that men are brought the joy of justice and necessity that stagnation and evil may be replaced"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# tung chee hwa?
:))
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Hung Tung and his bra
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# could be
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Say what you see everyone...


and I'm going to be quite specific here...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# a 70s bloke
on a platform with a giant purple bourbon biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Well
nobody's going to get it if you don't recognise the snooker player there...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I do
it's Cliff Thorburn with the bourbon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# cliff
bourbon?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# OK
It's supposed to be:
Cliff Thorburn with enormous auburn sideburns biting a bourbon in Norbiton.
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# He looks like
a suburban Cliff Thorburn with sun-burn and enormous auburn sideburns biting a bourbon in Norbiton.

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Ooh that's even better!
and every time I see the Bombay Dreams posters on t'underground I think of that image!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# go away
now
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# But
it's my b3ta birthday tomorrow!
(and I'm going to send Rob some money)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Bourbon in Norbiton
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# yeah..i'm bored here in this office
throw me an image
(mohogo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Norbiton, what a place
not quite Kingston and not quite New Malden.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Deeeeep man
deep.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Biscuit Mullet
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# GERMS! EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# dead people
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Kingston Clap Clinic
is at Norbiton...

if you've got an itch
(n@man n@man, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Alright n@
have you got a job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Nope....
6 temp agencies looking, and nothing's come up still....after 4 weeks!

Anyone need a finance assistant in Ol' London Town??
(n@man n@man, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Fancy a beer later?
I think Nurse Dunno's up for one, could meet up with you and n@girl?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:07, archived)
# n@girl's flying back to the n@cave
in a bit, I'll see what we're up for Dr.
(n@man n@man, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Ahhh
so an afternoon of sliding down the n@poles awaits then...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Yup, so don't call the n@phone
till later...

;)
(n@man n@man, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# He he!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# testing again
woo yay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# and
again
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# dirty
threadwaster
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# something is afoot...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# 12 inches
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# socks
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# yay!
Will there ever be the ability to embed flash in the profiles again btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# i doubt it
though it is something we discuss from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# You could use the BB tags to do it
as it would be easy.

only problem, it would allow pop-ups...grrr..
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I was really just after a big insidious hypnotic kitten thing
But I can think of other things now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# big brother have their own tags now?
i would like a special nush tag, that winks at me when i go to my home page. fantastic..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ermm..
[b]Bold[/b]
[Flash]flash.swf[/Flash]

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i was thinking more a
[nush wink="saucy" target="me" blow-kiss="hmm, yes please"]
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# ok
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# test 3
lalala
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# cats four pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# threadwasting tosser
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Cheers Bovine...


...for you are my muse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Good,
I'm pleased I am of some use.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Deer Magma?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Stagma
surely.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# shirley
yes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# don't think this was what she went for
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# so sad
that they spelt it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# you are all gay ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# no, my lovely
its your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# oh silly me
traumatic day yesterday brain still disconnected, cortical implant malfunction perhaps, I shall birch myself promptly
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# His all gay
I'm off to make an omlette
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Huh!?
this has been discussed for ages but I still don't get it!!!

"You're all gay" is right, because you're addressing the plural

"Your all gay" isn't, because you're addressing the individual



Come on Dutchbird .. I'm okay at English but clearly I'm missing something fundamental .. flibz me please!
(Mr Striding, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# its the bad spelling that makes the joke
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# your on b3ta
the roolz our different hear.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Oh yeah ...
... I should have factored that in!!

thanks for clearing it up for me
(Mr Striding, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Surely that should say
"your"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Oh boy!
Is that Posh Spice?
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Where's b3ta


clicky for legible/visible

i spent far too long on this...

bonus points for finding AND naming all the hidden b3tans

edit: added more b3tans

sorry for roasting peas...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# didn't we play this game
twice last night?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# possibly, but it was on the shit server last night
AND ive added more b3tans and stuff


hey, im just bored...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Still is
cos it's taking a fucking age to download.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I spotted a few
but I only recognise foof.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:51, archived)
# it's taking ages
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# slower then a broken stannah stair lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Woo!
I found Wally!

Wait, that wasn't the point..?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# that would be mungous
but it's taking to long to load even on broadbean :(
Am I in it? *hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# look closely
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:55, archived)
# b3ta....
thats on the web isn't it or have i got the wrong idear
(Leroy_slade, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Forgot to post this yesterday in the heat of the moment


Prawn toasts at the Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# *groan*
ARF
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# major punnage!
congratulations, you bandwagon jumping loon!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# guess what i just found
www.b3ta.com/board/1543019
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I wish I had someone to love me
:(

PlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlugPlug

for Mothers sake

Page 1!
Page 2!

"Is it supposed to be funny? If not, then it's ok..." - losimagic - Dvd Forums
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# bloody hell!
not seen that before!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Are you seeing
another man? Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# only the one
Is that a problem?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Re-post
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Do they still have jokes on Lolly sticks?
How does she smell?

Click for full lolly
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# kin funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Are those norks
on that ice lolly?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Why you asking me?
*looks shocked*

what am I your are those norks bitch?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# You saw it first
I thought you might be on the advanced looking
at a picture stage and might have seen them
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# ah I C

(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Heh heh!
Q Where does Saddam keep his Weapons of Mass Destruction?

A Where Tariq Aziz
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# bag dad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# you like bag, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# yes thanks son
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Arf
check the alt text
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# d'oh!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# .
Havana?
(the original woodsman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I'd heartily recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Laughing my ass off
Brilliant!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe
shuperb
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# what really happened ...
(de Jaya, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# euuuwuwww
Poodle mess. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Wow!
That's ace! I hate dogs!

Woo!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Yay!
I love cynophobes. Join my club.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# OK will do!
Can we get together soon?
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# sure
bring a sack, some bricks and some rope. I'll meet you by the canal.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# nice splattage.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# is that a push me squeeze me poodle?
I'm having trouble telling if that's the front end or the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
is that a euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# no
it's got no valve
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Yay for Splattage
(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
#
it was all going so well until i got my pension statement this morning. it's got my "normal retirement date on it" in big letters. want to know when it is?

23rd March 2039.

another 36 years to go. that's 6 more years than i've even been alive. i'm not even half way to being old enough to spend all my money on bingo and tins of cat food. how depressing.

this isn't a threadwaste as it contains important information. so nyer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# old man
nice slippers, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I'm claiming his pipe
when he dies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# bloody vultures
picking over my carcass already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# not much left of it now
just some eyelashes and a bit of ear.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# You are of course assuming that you will live long...
...enough to see any of it. And on that cheery thought, I'll retire.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Cheer up
You might die befoe that!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# bah
that's three years before me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Had I stayed in the pub trade
I could have retired on full pension aged 44

100% FACT!

As it is, I have about another 40 years to go. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# is 44 the retirement age for
glass collectors?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# you can only get bottled
a certain number of times before you get the fear. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# read as 'glasscock collectors' as
I've only just got up!

:)
(Smudger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# my plan is to retire on my 30th birthday
I might have to revisit my plan
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I had the same plan....
...retire as a millionaire at 30. Now it is 40. But if I was a millionaire in my teens/twenties I very much doubt I would still be alive today.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# The good thing is
you probaly won't live that long anyway so you may as well live dangerously and go off on a cat buying rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Bollocks to that.
I'm retiring at 50 at the latest. I haven't worked out how, but if my Dad did it, then so can I.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I'm banking on my parents
kicking the bucket in time so I can have all their money.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You'd better just hope that they don't
leave it all to the servants.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# And
me
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha
I've agreed to work until 2038 too.....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# you still have your youth you should be celebrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i'm
depressed now. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i like adverts
(iguanaboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# how wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# and i like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# tee hee
Give me an 'H'!!
(snitchell, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Give me an 'E'
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# sorry,
I've got some weed though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Splendid advice.
The voice of reason speaks!
btw, did I mention:
www.b3ta.com/board/1543019

And apparently if you type WOMD into Google...
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I just typed
"mother inferior" into google and clicked i'm feeling lucky.

I got a slap and a link to that thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i got norks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# they're
multiplying..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i got rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I love Fozzie's rendition of that on the Muppet Show
one of the first sound files I listened to on the Internet (nearly 10 years ago now)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# i watched
tw33n 3 last night. i think they're getting more insane each time. huzzah to all involved :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I'm going to audition some standby music for it today
Can you imagine the damage it might do to me from hours of repeated viewing?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Snort!
That is ace! But I am drunk, so don't take it from me.
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# It's nasty I know
And I'm already feeling repentant.


(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Now that
is precisely what I need.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)
# poo
acid is a really useful program and can be used by producers of all abilities *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# agreed
I'm fond of both acid and reason and love them both equally...

and whoever says i'm a producer of all abilities gets a slap
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Wooo
you tooo. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# do I sense
a bitter musician?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Yes yes!
I'm sorry!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# well then
welcome to the 21st Century!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# It's true
I have no real musical ability, but
I have become fabulously rich as a result
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hah!
fucking luddite!
"grumble, grumble...we didn't have time stretching back in the day...grumble....bring back CV & Gate....grumble..."
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# if we're not careful
those looms are going to have our jobs.

Fetch my smashing stick!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# related threadjack
anyone know of any top-notch time-stretching software?

I've heard that Ultrapitch is supposed to be pretty good, but I can't find it on Kazaa seem to find anywhere that will stock it at reasonable price.

(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# *looks blank*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# sound
forge? good for all your sound-mangling needs
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# wavelab is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sonar
Will do that
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Looks to me like you've been using an image manipulation package
for people with no artistic ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Ouch!
Sorry!
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# don't apologise to baz
just call him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# It's harsh.
Harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Baz
Your all cunt
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Do you
not love me then?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Mate
I love you

xx
(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Do you
want a copy then?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# shameless plug
cheque my profile to hear my tunes (created in part using ACID3.1)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Agreed, acid is pish.
'brushing' in loops, how creative.
Ableton is better for using loops.
([]DOo []DOo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 12:50, archived)

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