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OK, but just this once....

yes I am your sleepy doggy shopping bitch

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

and another

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

too late

www.b3ta.com/board/1547733

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

comedy cocks...

...are always funny.

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)

Jamaica?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha, took me a few clicks...

My soundcard's not working, no audio will play through it, but when I send a test signal out it's working perfectly. Any help? It was working fine on Saturday when I got it, though it had this at the start too.

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

Trouble is,

they'd interpret the leaf as a target...

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

that guarantees them as a target,

shirley?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

bassett?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

fred

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

flintstone?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

wilma?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

jack

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

and jill?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

bucket

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

you called?

I'm called Jill

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

probably right

and stop calling me surely :)

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

you're a big building with patients in

but that's not important right now.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

Hahaha

I just finished watching that :) Aren't my days off doing coursework productive?

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha

nice caption

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

ha ha

nice response

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Monkeyboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

ha ha

nice "nice response" response

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Ptortoise, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

And, while I'm here...

I'm gonna post a lovely picture of the man from holiday whom i dubbed "mullet mick", and Yes, that IS a handlebar moustache. In the daytime he wore aviator sunglasses and speedos. Yummy.

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

mike

Read !

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

he can read fine

or he wouldn't be hosting runaround

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

speedos

eghhhhhh

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

He's great.

Did he drink Brown ale?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

I never really had the liberty of drinking with him

but I am aware that one day he stayed in bed until 4pm because he had been out drinking the night before with his son-in-law. They were all from wolverhampton, and there were hundreds of them

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

hundreds of

wolverhamptons ?

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

Serves you right for holidaying in

Blackpool.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

wolverhampton?

Bloody hell I'm probably related to him...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

Scorchio!

hehe!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

That's rather disturbing

And someone just rung me thinking I was a blacksmith, how rare...

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

nothing wrong with aviators

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

I would

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Monkeyboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

aviators

are ACE no denying.
i wear silver ones with nice blue-to-mirror gradiented lenses.
oooh tastic.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

Hang on...

Isn't that...

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

mr Bronson

always looked better in a bow tie

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Monkeyboy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

prrrrrrrrrrt

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

great

username :D

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

The photo

is pretty poor quality, I took it with my digital at full zoom, under the cunning guise of taking a picture of my girlfriend. However, from the fact that he is ooking straight at the camera, I believe that he may have suspected something. I did, in fact, capture him before that too...

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

this stuff takes far too long

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

i'm a big fan

of the yveb too

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

there's cwalitee

woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

tis good

Do some more please

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

www.mutantwalrus.co.uk/plasticene for most of the plasticene stuff i've done so far (has sound)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

Have you been saving up jizzum

just to make that?

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

Will somebody shop my sleepy doggy?

I'm sick of all the damned kittens

Sorry.
[edit] them's my ACTUAL feet!! 100% Authentic.

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

sick? damned?

kittens are wonderful!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

You heard me

Damned, sick, and might I add "bloody well", "extraordinarily" and "lettuce filled" to that comment. And you are all my dog shopping bitches, now get off the interweb and do some proper work. Like me.

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

work?

is that the guy that captained star trek?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

A pork pie hat

with an arrow through it?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

that

is wrong.`

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

Nice

I especially like my offensively coloured penis. Thank ye kindly.

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

oi!

I shopped yer poxy dog now go down the thread and appreciate it! ;-)

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

ewwww

his foot looks like a shadow of that HOT PINK penis in the foreground there. HOT PINK?!?!?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

dodgy optimisation

in mspaint, that is all ;)

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

haha

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corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

That is by far and away

the best thing you've ever done.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

thank you

you're probably right

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

What are we?

Your 'shop my sleepy doggy' bitches?

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

what are we....

etc., etc....

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

How about this?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

etc

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

hehe!

I have feet like a duck-billed platypus' 100% of FACT

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

(Curse of the Cuttlefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

well

things are slow round here so...

YAAARRR!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yay

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

that's far better than mine

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

Appreciating

the pirate, I am
and even a YARRRRR

(Senselessleon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

almost too subtle

very nice

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)

Gottle of Geer

This year she'll spice up her speech with her new ventriloquism act

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Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

splendid.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

Phwoar

she's a bit of alright

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

i would.

and the queen too

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

well that's half my personalty

gone

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

What personality?

;)

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

depends on the context

and the lecher. To be honest.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

For instance, I can

get away with it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:19, archived)

that's just becasue I'm trying to get into your pants.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Of course

*looks about for Pootle*, baby.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

cor

indeed
edit: I think/hope he understands.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

I'm sure he does,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

you better watch it sonny

or I'll, I'll, I'll scream and scream until I am sick
</butch>

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Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

cor

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)

Ha ha ha,

we seem to have a Bluto/Popeye/Olive Oyl situation here.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

cor

I'm gorgeous.

A friend of a friend is called Olive Hoyle.
100% FACT

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

I want to see

Pootle dressed as Popeye.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)

don't we all.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)

I realise that.

I was, to be honest, going for a cheap laugh and an Emotion Eric reference.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

twas funny

I was hoping to clarify matters. And butter.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Clarified butter.

Mmm.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

that startled me!

woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

eeeeep

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)

Eep!

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

Yes!

Ace skills

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

isn't that Eric Idol?

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

You know when you make a dog talk

by grabbing its upper and lower lips and
getting it to growl?

That's the sound that queen makes

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

Thats the last time you crap in my flowerbeds!

(Curse of the Cuttlefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)

haha!

best use of that kitten, ever! Compo, g'wan, you know you want to!
w/y/h

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

no point.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

you're so hard to satisfy

;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)

i request the best

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

or norks

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

the best norks?

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LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

mine

are the best. Just ask Dog on Friday ;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

Norks

yes, norks

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

like the man from Del Monte?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

i say no

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

So you're like

his evil twin?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Eeeeek

woo to that but lawnmowers always scare me.

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

get him, faster, faster

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)

no dont do it

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

This week I are been mostly listen to

Reel around the fountain by The Smiths

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

yay!!!

can I nick that for The Illustrated Smiths?

Any lyric in particular?

The Smiths "rule OK"

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

Yeh

quite obviously it's one of the best lyrics ever-
"You can pin and mount me like a butterfly"

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

No.

"Get out my garden and leave my apples alone" is the best thing The Smiths ever said...Mr Smith, from 37 Johns Street.
He had an apple tree.
In his garden.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

woo yay!

but, no gladioli?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)

they`re probably

in his hands
where he -- plans
flower-throwing
with a way-ha-hey of know-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ing!

(you`ve gotta read it and imagine a really dodgy Morrissey impression)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

tehe!

did you look at this yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/1543019

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

I have now...

and I`ve no idea at all why you`ve pointed me at it!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:18, archived)

cos that's me! And <>Dog!

yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

uh...

I`m still not getting the whole Smiths thread thing....

:-p

"turty tree and a turd, bejaysus"

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

it's nowt to do with the smiths!!!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

well in that case...!?

why on earth would I want to see pictures of your boyfriend?

gaydar!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)

She's seeing another man

Another man I tell you!!!!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

hehe!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

:-)

Toowittoowoo

So is it serious?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

I'm booking a one way ticket as I'm typing this

100% of FACT

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

I was happy in my cocoon and then I hatched out.

And heaven knows, I'm a butterfly now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

Titus

GROAN

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

cocoon?

cacoon?
blast

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

nice

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:12, archived)

15 minutes with you...

...oh I wouldn't say no.

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

Ah, hello

I emailed you.
My pc didn't recognise that mp3 format

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

Yes

My email didn't recognise that you don't send
half an MP3 as an attachment. Something's wrong
with it

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

A good catch...

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tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

She certainly is!

Ding Dong

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

mind wee wee

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

Bloody hell

That's a bit close!

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

the consistency of your hummus is shocking

woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

She certainly is!

Ding Dong

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

i would

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

does you wife like....

...photography?

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

MPD

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

Monty Python "D"?

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

Multiple personaltiy disorder....

...you were asking yourself a question in your own thread ;o)

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:11, archived)

yes we were.

we're both sorry.

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Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

Nicest flippers

I've seen

(testingtestingtesting, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

is she going to contest

the Polar Bear's penguins-up-the-arse record?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

I can't remember that one

being on Record Breakers

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

that is

soooo sexy

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

I think she should

But she might be disqualified, seing as she's not a polar bear and all... =)

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tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

It is

She must play for the West Indies!
I'll get me coat...

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

did

you make her?

(testingtestingtesting, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

Gibralter?

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

I love these retro

bicycle accessories....here's my new OakeySpokeyDokeys

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

hahaha!

brill!
cue all the reposts!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

no please god no....think of the children!

;o)

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

tehe!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

you put your left foot in

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

arf!

Ah the 80's...

were shite. And now they're coming back - took wife shopping at weekend - quite shocked to see wimmin's clothes are all day-glo netting and shit again!

Noo! BAN THE EIGHTIES.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:07, archived)

and leg-warmers

fucking leg warmers.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)

I saw a fat bird

wearing a dayglo pink bra under a white string vest.

I wept.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

Was it a

mirror?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

*sobs gently in the corner*

Yes, yes it was.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:16, archived)

is it just me

or do leg warmers not actually warm your legs?

Edit: Not that I wear them, of course.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

So you've

worn leg warmers?

Edit: Dammit!

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:15, archived)

but I used to own a string vest when I was 13

Edit: Luckily, I have no photographs.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:17, archived)

Very lucky.

I think I'll tell everyone you've ever known.

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

can't really remember

I was ickle when I had them.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

i'm not doing

the Scally perm again!!! i mean if you're gonna get a perm at least do the whole lot...lazy scouse hairdresser's

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

ahem - cliff loves b3ta 100% Fact

maybe theres something else i missed apart from barry white. Ages ago didn't that bloke who does all the pie animations, well didn't he do something were he said he wanted a date and loads of birds sent him their pictures, then he took one of em out or something, wasn't b3ta going to do a kinda blind date style how it went or have i completely missed the plot?

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

he met someone else in the pub

and is going out with them instead.

Interesting eh?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

heh

nice one!

and should probably have been included in "How to Treat A Lady", the great William Shatner song

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

What are we?

Your 'what's been going on while I was in prison' bitches?

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

haha!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

heh

i've done my time, i'm a reformed man

honest

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

I read that as deformed...

;oP

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

Had some interior decorating done then?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

Hahah

I read that as "what's been going on while I was in my prison bitches?"

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:08, archived)

that was weebl.

and he eventually met a woman in a pub.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

Mmm.

Triple mind-piss.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

... did someone mention

whiskey?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

weebl.

Apparently he met a nice girl down the pub. I am appalled that I know such details about the private lives of complete strangers.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

lots of shagging on your European holiday then?

/case in point

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

it never happened

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Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

I used that image before...

(

dogbomb, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

This is where farts really come from

When you eat meat, the ghosts of the animals you've eaten get released in you stomach.
These ghosts the get out through you bum!

[edit]now clickable for swf version![/edit]
[edit]now in color and smaller thanks to Who Else[/edit]
sorry about the crapness and the size but I just can't get this optisiming thing right

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

That's one of the

best things I think I've ever seen.
*FACT*

(

christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

Good heavens.

That is both informative and amusing.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

Woo

I am on adsl and I am struggling! Think of our dial-up bitches!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

wow!

tis good

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

that is 100% FACT

especially if you eat baby sheepses, cos that's just wrong :(
woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

simply wonderful

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

That's

fantastic!

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

educational

inforamtive

and entertaining.

woo!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

But we all know

that vegetarians fart more often and more powerfully than meat eaters.

And what about beer trumps?

(Lambkin, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

oi!

I`m a vegetarian and...

... fuck, you`re right too :-(

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

there is a good explanation

If you eat a steak, or a pice of chicken your only eating a small part of it, and the ghost gets split up, where as if you eat a carrot or a pea or any other vegtable, you eat the whole thing, and we all know vegtable ghosts and animal ghosts are the same size, so that's why vegetarians fart more!

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:09, archived)

what about cabbage?

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:13, archived)

explained already

look up

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cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

class!

That's really well done.
Maybe in imageready or animation shop if you dropped every second frame it'd still look fairly smooth and drop in size mightily?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

Did somebody ask for some Barry?

click for big lovin'

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

sorry

i larfed way to much at that :D

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

That's what it's there for...

...knock yerself out!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

mmmmmmmm......mmmmmmmm

yeah, baby........martian, I can't do it :(
w/y/h

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

Wonderful!

I'll be off home now then, ta-ra kids.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

ta-ra

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

TJ: Dr tef if you're styill here i tried it,

it seems to be registering that there are drivers and that theres a device but not puttin 2 and 2 together

usb-ohci.c: USB OHCI at membase 0xcc82b000, IRQ 9

usb-ohci.c: usb-00:02.3, Silicon Integrated Systems [SiS] 7001 (#2)

usb.c: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 2

hub.c: USB hub found

hub.c: 2 ports detected

usb.c: registered new driver hiddev

usb.c: registered new driver hid

hid-core.c: v1.8.1 Andreas Gal, Vojtech Pavlik

hid-core.c: USB HID support drivers

mice: PS/2 mouse device common for all mice

hub.c: new USB device 00:02.2-1, assigned address 2

usb.c: USB device 2 (vend/prod 0xd5c/0xa002) is not claimed by any active driver

or mebe i'm missreading it. any ideas?

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lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

Hit it.

With HAMMERS.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

tired it... well the rubber one that i keep next to my computer for just such an occasion

it was from a construction set called brio, anyone remember it?

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

if that doesn't work

Get a bigger hammer

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

I prefer calling them..

tool fine adjustment or Birmingham Screwdriver

(internalprimate, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

I find that flibz...

...is a better forum for this kind of thing!

*slouches off with TJ-inferiority disorder*

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sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

tefs not there though

unless theres some convert not being called what you are on the board goin on

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

it happens!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

I see the problem. Its all lubing up through the donkey flange.

You'll have to install new grubnuts in the ocelot registry.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

oh jesus

not another make install

if i ever have to make config my kernel again i think my eyeballs will explode

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

You should use windows!

it's much better than linux!

/troll

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

part of my uni course next year is based on linux machines

so i wanna know my way around them before i go

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

Guns

Lots of guns.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

I went to see lots of guns

when I was in Texas. The man in the shop
didn't know what was going on when we kept
saying "Show us the guns, the guns, the guns"

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

USB is for pussies.

(

EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

no thats litter trays

usb is for mice... (and wireless network devices)

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

What are you trying to

connect?

(

azerty, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

prism 2 network card

belkin F5D6050 to be precise

(

lemony, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

heh

I gave up trying to get my Actiontec Prism II card to work under Linux, and moved the machine back to shitty Windows. Had the same problem, even after rebuilding the kernel, updating source tree, and downloading numerous versions of wlan-ng.

Life is just too short. Besides, it was for the bird. My new PC will be hooked up to the net box via 100Mbps cross over :-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

I've only just found out he's dead.

The things you miss by going on holiday. Not that I give a fuck.

Oh, woo to tha' muthafuckin' pic btw.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

yes it is

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

aaaah

the tear!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

The world's longest transit van?

bigger

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

hahaha!

the backbone of England! Brilliant!
w/y/h

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

shut up you lot!

my head hurts...

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

sssh!

some of us are trying to work.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

hahahahaha!

That's the funniest thing i've heard all day!

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

i didn't say i was trying to work.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

*puts finger on nose*

you have a good point sir, well done.

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

what

are you trying to say?

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

speechless

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

Cheers!

(I think?)

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

Now hum that music in the advert

in your head and it's perfect

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

ha ha ha

backbone of B3tan.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

loony

wunderbar!

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

Wooooo

That's fab!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

That's wonderful!

(Paint Shop Pro 'pattern brush'?)

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

lots and lots

of smudging

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

genius!

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

hehehe woo!

in that case,

The World's Longest Micra!

(it'sa bit rubbish so I won't compify mine)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

the lights

add a special touch

(

corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

thanks

It's Russ Abbot's limo.

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

not as fast as mine though

(

Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

excellent

woo

(

lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

Excellent =)

that's amazing work, woo yay!

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)

nice shopping

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:14, archived)

last night I shaved 2 seconds off my record

for climbing through a tennis racquet without ripping out my nipple piercing
Clickyimagefor 850K mpeg

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

ahh

but can you climb through a cricket bat?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

or a wombat

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I can climb through an acrobat

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

They kicked me out

of Bristol Zoo for trying that

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

they ban you for life

if you even so much as bring a harpoon...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

They

apparently took exception to my use of cookeen as lubricant and said that if I had been using butter it wouldn't have been a problem

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

yay

for bristol zoo.

you pervert.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

i've seen a horse fly

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

I ate a tiger once.

no...wait a minute...

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

: )

(

magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

hehehe

i would.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

it's been a while

since you last said that

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

somebody

generally says it for him

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

woo for you!!

yay!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

If that was me

It would have to be a tennis racket over
four miles wide

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

You loon!

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

Why would you do this

to yourself?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

because

people let me
If you're really unlucky I may try to beat my record on the renegade stage at Crawley this year...

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

I shall

look forward to it.

*ungrips teeth*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

That bothers me..

Woo! Yay!

(

EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

This is not

normal.

(

Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

and spending hours

photoshopping pictures of kittens into amusing situations is?

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

is there a

record for doing it AND ripping out the nipple ring? =D

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

If there is

It's not one I especially wish to break. It cost me bloody £25 to have that done, I can't afford to re-do it.

(

LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

I have presents

for people on the 18th.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay! Presents!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

it must be to make up for cancelling

b3taf3st so he doesn't get punched too much

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

YaaaaY

and indeed Woooo For bovine!

(

Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

Don't get excited

its not like a speed boat or something.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

bah

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

I've got

fuck all for you lot on the 12th

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Hooray!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

pleasure :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

Apparently Lora's got me "a suprise"

I hope it's chips, it's chips.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

has she

has she

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

a badger , I'd want a badger

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

i'll trade you a badger

for 2 lemurs & a meerkat

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

*sucks air through teeth*

tough call that one....

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

i'll throw in a fennec too. do we have a deal?

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

done !

but I get to see the badger at the weekends

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

er...

isn't the badger yours now? my head hurts...

(

zerolicious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)

BADGER!

BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

wholeheartedly agree :)

(

smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

is it a signed copy of

"ithaca"?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

i told you

it's a pink jumper with one arm that she made. you can't be rude.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

What

not even a pint?

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

could

stretch to one of those :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

It's a long shot

but I'll see if I can persuade Mrs
Groovegenerator that she wants to come out

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

do it

coz up to now Mrs Ted is coming so the more girlies the better :)

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

You know

They'll sit in a corner slagging us off

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

Are these "nice" presents

or "take your round the back and give you a thorough beating" presents?

I'd like to find out, so I know whether avoid you on the 18th or not.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Nice presents,

cheap but nice.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

How awfully fluffy of you.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

You haven't seen them

yet.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

They're "nice" "presents".

I can't think of many things that wouldn't be fluffy.

Well, yes, I can. Oh well.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

You might not

get one, but they are 'shareable'.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

oooooooh!

is there one for me? I'll give you some cards!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

Maybe.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

can you make a cardboard cut out of me?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

An A4 one!

you want one?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

yeh

so i can be there.

and even better next to you

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

oooooh!

are you flirting with me?
*bats eyelashes*

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

hmm

i can't go unless someone has a ceiling I can sleep on ...

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

me either

hasn't stopped me booking a train ticket though. :)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

what for?

speeding?

ba-doom tschhh!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I'm catching the last train back

which means I'll need to be back at King's Cross for 11:20-ish. Not too bad.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

i'd have to get back

to bath...

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

that's hygienic

of you

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

no chance of that!

I'll either stay somewhere, or stay somewhere else. No retreat, no surrender.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

oooh

*quivers in excitement*

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

Will you really have

200 presents?

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I only have

19.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

the average age of the combat soldier?

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

n n n n n

nineteen?

me supermoore and reverend dan were discussing that

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

19 (not out) - by the Commentators

(

PeterSeychelles, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

But surely...

...people will have come a long way.

There will be disappointments.

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

As I said,

they will be shareable.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

people will have come a long way?

best bring my mac.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

urgh...

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

it's best to

come prepared.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

it's not

a picture of little bov is it?

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

Nope,

although...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

just out of curiosity

if you could have a tattoo what would it be?

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

I already have two,

but I'd really need to think about a third one...although my litte Bovine signature would be good.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

Hurrah!

me me me me!

(

sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)

i am amazed that nobody has done anything with barry white so far...

or did i miss them?

Antony07

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:32, archived)

shitloads of stuff.

supermoore

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)

hahaha !

Tedmus urges North West b3tans to sign up for the proposed bash on July 12th

(

Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)

there has been lots

The Sunshine Elephant

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

you wouldn't catch me on such a silly bandwagon

spacefish GCSE (Hons)

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)

do you get Hons

at GCSE?

(

new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

he mispelt

hommes

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

or possibly Homos

(

new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

Hoons

I thinks

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

Hooters?

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)

Norks?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)

yes please.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)

Seconded.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

mine are

two-tone

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

Tan

lines?

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

mixed parentage.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

Really.

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

one of both sexes...

(

djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

like The Stranglers?

or Madness?

Cool

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

yup

I have a fetching tattoo of Suggs.

(

butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

sporks?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)

don't be silly

there is no spork

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

you called?

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christhebarker, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

hahahahaha!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

gcse

give cock to sunshine elephant

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

why?

haven't you got one already?

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Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)

not that one

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

i know

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

Nor I.

spacefish GCSE (Hons)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

me neither

thebear BSE (Honks)

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thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)

what happened to your username?

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

the whole lot of them should be killed.

margaret thatcher (PARPS).

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

cheers

bovine , delete your exam honking post just as I ask a possibly amusing question as a reply

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)

I think you'ff find

thebear deleted his post first.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

apologies then

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

What bandwagon's that?

( Tedious, Wed 9 Jul, 14:39, Delete, Reply)

What bandwagon's that?

( Tedious, Wed 9 Jul, 14:39, Delete, Reply)

What bandwagon's that?

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)

We can't edit your posts, ya know..

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EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

Edit?

Who mentioned anything about editing?

innocent whistle

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)

Nor me

You people are really silly at times

Az The Spaz

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

I've done lots of things with Barry White

But I'm not posting them on here!

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)

NSFW kind of things?

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

yes

lots of nudey prod games

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)

you prod him in the nude?

how rare.

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butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

totally missed

www.80110x.com/b3ta-stuff/Tedmus.swf

plus a sheet load of posts last weekend

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)

lurking

with intent eh , bet you couldn't wait for the first mention of Barry , Cliff or Brian ! ;)

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Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

No I only just got into uni

i'm shopping summat at the mo...

edit- or the 1st mention of your good self :P

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

Hello and welcome to last week.

The "viral protection bar" is new, and it's because two separate people posted it on forums and claimed it as their own. They've now been shown up as cheating bastards.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:33, archived)

surely they could shop

the bar out of the pic?

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

If they could

then couldn't they just make the picture themselves and be less bastardly?

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

messenger

do not shoot the

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siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)

I picked the wrong week

to stop shooting people.

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)

not if they remote link it

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tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

heehee

(pai, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)

you came toooo late

mmmmmmm yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

miss it

miss out

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

more, martian!

more!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)

someone say Moore?

/coat

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

stand aside, mancboy.

this calls for a reeeeeaaallll maaaaaaaaaann... oooooooohhhhhh yyeeeeeaaaaaahhhh... cos... mother inferior is a woman aaaandd... i'm... a maan... so... baby... let's forget about the dawg and just... oooooooohhhhh yyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

you ARE Barry White!!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

ewwwww

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

I'm supprised

you didn't see any of it- everybody's done everything with him.

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Whillow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

i don't come to b3ta at weekends ...

which must be why i missed out cos i don't get paid at the weekend by my company to visit this site

(antony07, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

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EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:36, archived)

I'll woo that

baby

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

I read that as

sweaty ladies

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

new_matt

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new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)

Pie!

Pie! Pie! Pie!

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Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)

(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:29, archived)

oooh very clever

me like :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)

Ooh, I say.

That's very nice.

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?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:30, archived)

I had to look at that for some time.

Impressive shopping. Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)

slap
*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:34, archived)

*glare*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:35, archived)

you

need some sunglasses, dude

woo! Diagnosis Murder on BBC1 - yay for being ill! you get to watch the biggest pile of keek on telly

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:37, archived)

you workshy

twat

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:39, archived)

yeah, what a cunt.

I've got to stay at work for another 20 minutes yet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)

1. I am poorly (and expect sympathy, you CUNTS)

2. See 1. above

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

YES!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)

dont't want to know what you were doing when you wrote that! :|

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)

Careful ... he'll have your finger off!

Woo for mechanical animals (and other great albums).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:31, archived)

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