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This is a link post Let me google that for you
Perfect antidote to people who ask lazy questions
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha awesome.
*bookmarks*
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Thisness

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post the other.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
*adds to favorites*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey that is a bit good!
Sarcastic as hell! But still good all the same!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post in all seriousness however, sometimes google can let you down
I had a devil of a time finding out what the tool that shops attach prices to new clothes with is called and how to get one.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post a price gun?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant tag gun, but it's not letting me change it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Otherwise known as "kimbaling"
Not sure of the spelling on that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I use this
justfuckinggoogleit.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I use my own: I made this!!!
ASIG (A slightly Improved Google)

It allows one to build a list of blocked words
It then does a Google search with results from your blocked url keywords removed.

www.harmonyfactory.com/AsIg.php

You're welcome.
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Sitcom quiz.
I got 6/10. Thought I'd do better than that.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 6/10. Pah.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10
/not sure if I should be pleased or not
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this quality extremely attractive.
*purrs*
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 3/10!
and they were guesses...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry Mr Tu9 but your Englishness has been revoked.
I realise I'm assuming you're English.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming his English what?
Your all gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't let me finish.
"... is as bad as mine."
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 3/10!
i am 26... so i kinda missed most of them.
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post a couple of sitcoms
from the past 30 years would have been nice
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Hey there Mr Higgenson
A funny parody of Hey There Delilah, sorry if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Whens Pirate day again ?


o sept 19th .. i be asleep until then ok
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post More BNP tools being set up from "THAT" list
Type your postcode into this and it'll show you all the BNP members near you, then click their names to see their homes marked on a map.

lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
there's 30 in Lincolnshire, and 30 in Lancashire :( i can't escape them!
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking sweet, not single one near my mum's house.
*PHEEEEEEEEW*
i was scared for a sec. but i don't know why. i guess i fear that which is different to me.
 (fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe why my name's not on the list.
I'll be buggered if I'm renewing my membership now. It's tolerance from here on.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the list is a year or so out of date
I presume you signed up more recently
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post no i can confirm he is the
Cheif Horse thrasher of teh black knights or something
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I never even got my hood or lynching kit.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post But did you get the mug?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I most certainly did.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post just incredible !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish this had come out before halloween
I'd have dressed as a communist
 (lincolnsmithvstheblackprince I'm up to my knees in lionel here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this is turning into nothing more than a witchhunt
It's sad to see really. I don't agree with the BNP's policies or approach in the slightest,
but when idiots get hold of information like this, it only leads to trouble - such as the hundreds of reported abusive phone calls their members received last night.
/I also really wish I hadn't clicked 'I like this' accidentally
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
While seeing racists discomfited pleases me, this sort of behaviour doesn't help anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep ^ this
although I still can't help but look to see where they be lurking.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
One lives about 200 yards from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post my fuckin heart bleeds

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see
a list containing the names addresses and phone numbers of everyone who propagated the BNP list published. Just for completeness' sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post does it say
how many of them are taxi drivers?

Surely we could now set up a virtual BNP taxi company with the data.
'Racist banter guaranteed!' would be a great slogan.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't get on it :-/
...and I sent Rob a message this morning asking him to put something like this in the "things we'd like to see include..." message in this week's newsletter :)

Not for viglante rasons, just for my own selfish amusement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post one in my village!
omg omg omg. im not surprised though, theres some right cunts round here...
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Heavens
I entered my postycode and the first name on the list was an old school friend of mine!
 (Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This happened to me also.
*shiver*
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodlord, 30 within walking distance of me,
how saddening...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post woah
one next door to my school...
 (braindrop, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 people
to smash the fuck out of ... ahh far left
 (I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:00, Reply)
This is a link post Mentioned this in another thread...
This be another song by an American preacher who has created a character called "Lil Markie". "Markie" is an aborted foetus who sings pro-life messages.

Listen to this and see if it doesn't want to puke bloody shit out of your nose.
The animation (created by someone else...obviously) makes it bearable...especially the last few seconds.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post this can't be for real, surely?
That's insane!
It's like Elmo in full passive agressive mode.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my word, yes...
It's very real.
The lunatic in question:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Tyronne from Corrie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the description :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet merciful crap!
Thankfully that's saved by the end bit...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post YAY! Peter Sage has a new site!
Just a joy to browse.

Edit: I just found the Sage-isms, and he even writes his own music... which he even co-writes himself!!! WTF?

Edits again: My particular favourite Sageism:
"One thing money can't buy is Poverty!"
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post needs sound
but im feeling the urge to kill here .. am i right ?
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post then check out the html version.
but yes.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
a new Mr Smug

www.petersage.com/meetpeter/6.html

/edit I love the way he trys to be expressive by keeping his elbows by his side.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post dont forget
to check out the maestro's own music

www.petersage.com/music.htm
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there no limit
to his ego?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR FUCKS SAKE. i cant believe someone would make that shit other than for a joke!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Smug AND kinky
www.petersage.com/TheIncredibles.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Noodles, Powder, Water, Meat: The True Food Pyramid
Looks like the Pork Massive have a challenger.

These chaps are advocating the hallucinatory properties of freeze dried meat products - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
"I love you noodles"
 (edhead, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post Delta - When I Was Mental I made this!

click for better readness

Fellow b3tans. I have come to terms with my rather disturbed past in music making. From
1995 until about 2001, I regularly made - bad - music in Impulse Tracker, a tracker program for
MS-DOS. At the time, it was all great fun, and I mostly cut samples from existing songs, after
which I would then - in retrospect- thorougly maim and mutilate the song.

Ofcourse, ten years down the line, and some experiences richer, I now realize what a load
of insanity I generated in those MODs. The songs themselves reached a cult-status on my
hard-drive and were begging to be put to sleep/use.
To completely say goodbye to my old alter ego 'Delta', I have created a compilation of all
the crap I made in Impulse Tracker and decided to upload it to last.fm and set it completely
free (meaning you can download it).

The cover art turned out much better than the actual songs. I guess irony can be pretty
ironic sometimes..

So without further a due: www.last.fm/music/c_kick/Delta+-+When+I+Was+Mental
click it and enjoy instant classics like 'Raping Mario', 'I Probably Had Too Much Sugar' and 'Carl's Gay'

I am rather curious as to what you think of it, so leave a message if you can :)

all tracks maimed, mutilated, cut-sampled, badly mixed, terribly dubbed and even more horridly arranged by Delta.

Edit: if you'd like to have a go at Impulse Tracker yourself: www.totalleh.com/music/it214v3.zip
(you will need some samples though, as it is quite bare-bone software)
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Raping Mario
are you sure that shouldn't be 'Rapping Mario'?
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm absolutely positive it's
raping mario
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats awesome C
I too used to mash up samples and stuff but used Orion. Can i get a copy of this Impulse Tracker whassit ?

Havent googled as yet as i thought i'd ask u first
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post see my post ^
I added a link to IT 2.14
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post u star ;)


HAHHAHaaa just seen teh very discreet cocks on teh albulm cover !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for noticing :)
they're from a very elaborate whiteboard project I did @ work. Freely translated 'Project Pubes'
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff, I'll have a peruse through this later :)

I've cranked up some listens of your music on last fm. AND I drove through Utrecht the other day. That should make me an official stalker or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post so you're currently in holland??
or did I miss something :)
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Utrecht sounds like some sort of cock disease

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in England today
But I've been working in Germany (about 30 minutes from Hengelo). Drove through to Dunkirk for the ferry. I'll be going back there on Saturday. :)

Edit: The Guitar 0.1 track is quite cool. The beat reminds me of The Prodigy.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post So you were actually within, literally, miles of a fellow Dutch b3tan
woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I NO!!
There was a big sign, "A b3tan lives here"
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I lloikes it
You sir are much better skilled at trackers than I was in my Amiga Days. Ah... Octamed!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Octamed was nice :)
I always envied the synthesis power of the Amiga computers
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah yeah that was awesome
I had great fun playing with that
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
Trackers are great, have you tried modplug for Windows? That allows you to do all sorts of things even surround encoding.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post impulse tracker!
i used to make jungle/drum and bass with that yonks ago (all sadly lost in the mists of time and HD failures...)

ah the memories... musics not bad btw.
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i remember IT :D
was some great fun at the time
 (I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post Dom Joly - Door-to-door Goth
All hail Robert Smith
 (tedriley74 says hello., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post LOLGRIFFIN
OH HAI HAZ U SEEN MAI SUPPORTERZ LIST? etc
 (chuff off, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Leaked BNP Member List Map
Also link to download member list.

wikileaks.org.uk/leak/bnp-membership-list.txt

Burn a paedo!!!
 (triscrote E's are good?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
Don't you just love the net for freeing up information...

(not paedos tho are they .... )
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry, I am getting a bit too excited in all this.
 (triscrote E's are good?, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just follows population really
A map showing by area "BNP members per 10,000 population" would be more interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post back home is bright red

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Been posted twice already
and it wasn't funny the first time.
 (Cap'n, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Artist wants webcam installed in her prosthetic eye
Just some of the things mentioned for inclusion are: DVR capabilities, MPEG-4 compression, a microSD slot, A/V out, and Bluetooth
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she's fit

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post its san francisco...
so ide imagine its a fat hairy gay man (called "big bear") pretending to be a female artist with the excuse that: "thats what art is all about, see?"
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post b3tan designs new $1 coin
come on which one of you guys did this?
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post Testamints
Mints with bible scripture on the wrappers. I'm not sure I'm willing to be indoctrinated in exchange for minty fresh breath.
 (I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad idea
At least in will go down will than those ice lollies wrapped in scripture.. you know.. Testa-icles
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you rock on boy
hurh!!!
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "FISHERMAN'S FRIEND" FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS
HELL YEAH
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post booooo
they only ship within North America :(
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Waits digs these
they inspired the song 'Chocolate Jesus' - FACT :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was going to be my factoid!!
You stole it!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Jeebus Freak of the Week - Now With Puppets!
horrific alien hand puppet sings a song about Jehovah....right.....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some weird shit!

(londoner, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it's aimed more at Scientologists than Christians.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Any excuse to pearoast this shit:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post Random recipe generator
Don't know what to cook and fancy trying something new? Extra kudos to anyone who actually follows any of the recipes this site comes up with and provides documentary evidence of themselves eating it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!
Spring Onions Sandwich
Serves 3
You will need:

* 1 spring onions
* 40ml whipped cream
* 150g muslei

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. rinse the muslei
3. saute the muslei
4. whisk the muslei
5. flambe the muslei
6. rinse the whipped cream
7. whisk the whipped cream
8. barbeque the spring onions
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Yum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Water Pie
110ml Brandy
100ml Water

1. Eat the Brandy
2. Shallow Fry the water


Eat the brandy?!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is the funniest thing i have ever read. and ive read spike milligan books.

its like an average day for me, but with ADDED DANGER.
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great

Sweet Lemonade Wedges With Warm Cod Liver Oil
Serves 5
You will need:

* 3 eggs
* 2 sheets of ricepaper
* 100ml lemonade
* 10ml cod liver oil
* 70g butter

Instructions:

1. stir-fry the lemonade
2. microwave the butter
3. eat the sheets of ricepaper
4. spoon the lemonade onto a warmed plate
5. eat the lemonade
6. microwave the butter
7. fold in the butter
8. fry the butter
9. mix the butter in
10. barbeque the eggs
11. stir the eggs
12. fry the cod liver oil
13. put everything in the blender

 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)
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I'm literally crying with laughter

3. eat the sheets of ricepaper
4. spoon the lemonade onto a warmed plate
5. eat the lemonade
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)
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Grilled Sugar
Serves 1
You will need:
5 sprigs of asparagus
140g sugar
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
sift the sprigs of asparagus
discard the sugar
bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
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Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. fry the bacon
3. sprinkle the bacon over the top
4. eat the sweetcorn
5. throw the cucumbers away
6. stir-fry the lard
7. fold in the lard
8. sauté the iceberg lettuce
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

This was probably the most edible... although despite being called cucumbers supreme, is actually bacon and lettuce fried in lard

or:

Instructions:

1. barbeque the beef
2. defrost the mint sauce
3. microwave the lemon juice
4. rinse the sprouts
5. go down the pub
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds delicious in a sexy way
Exotic Sauce Pie
Serves 2
You will need:

* 150g bacon
* 40ml exotic sauce
* 30g cheese

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. barbeque the exotic sauce
3. melt the exotic sauce
4. discard the exotic sauce
5. whisk the bacon
6. microwave the cheese
7. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

Yum
 (Smashing Pasties, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
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Cheese Sandwich
Serves 2
You will need:
60g pasta
70g cheese
100ml milk
2 spoons of mayonnaise
130g plain flour
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
sift the pasta
rinse the spoons of mayonnaise
rinse the milk
stir-fry the cheese
slice the plain flour
bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
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Toffee Sandwich
Serves 2
You will need:
2 red onions
1 lime
60g toffee
90ml mint sauce
30g pickle
Instructions:
fry the pickle
blend with the pickle
slice the lime
microwave the mint sauce
simmer the lime gently for 20 minutes
grill the red onions
discard the mint sauce
grill the toffee
enjoy
Yum.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome i love museli
Muslei With Greek Yogurt Mash
Serves 2
You will need:
10ml greek yogurt
10g muslei
90g chocolate

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
sift the muslei
fry the muslei
add the muslei to the saucepan
put the muslei in the fridge to set
flip the muslei
eat the muslei
fry the chocolate
simmer the chocolate gently for 20 minutes
whisk the chocolate
barbeque the greek yogurt
bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
 (I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This left me wanting more
Spiced Poached Green Peppers
Serves 3
You will need:
80ml soy sauce
2 green peppers
Instructions:
discard the green peppers
discard the soy sauce
enjoy


Yum.
 (I helped save b3ta! waffle1 is lurking on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pasta Pie
Serves 3
You will need:

* 30g butter
* 80g pasta

Instructions:

1. throw the butter away
2. fry the pasta
3. enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Ninja parade goes unnoticed once again
From the onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic
Jokes over by 18 seconds though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Stop Motion music video I made this!
Ive been knocking about doing animations for a little while now, this video is my first real attempt at a music video for a record label. It is a mix of live action and stop motion. I hope next time I will have a bigger budget and a better camera. See what you think.
(Evil Knedle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That's awesome!
 (Mr._Pickles, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers.
 (Evil Knedle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
Now do it in high definition and post it on Vimeo.com



/please
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe New Series!
Brilliant!
 (just_steve, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for reminding me..
I missed this last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me
but I always have high hopes for this but end up not finding it very unny and feeling slightly dirty
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post right there wit ya brutha
I thought it was ok. but felt like i should laugh really loud because i'd made my girlfriend watch it "because it's HILARIOUS"
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
Harry Hill does the 'hilarious' TV reviews while Charlie is in charge of the snarky, moaning, 'yeah that annoys me too' kind of reviews.

It's not a laugh out loud type of program but I do enjoy it nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I missed it as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:59, Reply)

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