In Godalming.
God-damning
Erm...
That's it. Sorry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
he is banned from church yet he is allowed to go to church AND be invited to church??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
I only learned what a Roomba was this morning too. I had to look it up after reading xkcd
I've got a cat, now I just need a Roomba
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
I'm unsure what a duelling harness would be for\how it would work, but at least I now know what a Roomba is. And want one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
So have some bonus kittens:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqlBruE8C7U
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSvpmhVVZY0
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
I think that the vibration might have some attraction too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
i clicked through to watch this on youtube rather than on /links - anyone else notice youtube is now widescreen??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:55, Reply)
But I always watch them again when you publish them on here.
Fab :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
yellow teeth are not normal or healthy. *spank*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)
i tend to not watch a whole one as he sounds just like a friend of mine who can be incredibly boring... ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
item 5 on this list of mistakes people made while voting
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
he'd vote for sending them all back where they came from.
actually I did chat to him about lizard people and he doesn't believe in them and hates how people who do undermine the perceived validity of his world-view.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)
i know; i am just being silly!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid
hahaha excellently unsourced article!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)
would suit Ronaldo
Preferably served on a balcony, overlooking a road.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
Close your mouth when you look at me, you lizardy twat.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
So i thought i'd go see his wiki page, screencap below, funny thing happens when ya google him though:

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
but Gaunt is a fantastic talk show host.
He doesn't pussy foot around councillours and MPs, he gives it to them with both barrels.
His taxi-driver politics are very irrittaing though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
i've tried reading his column a few times and it fills me with hatred and bile. but yes, i can imagine he's pretty decent to listen to when dressing down pololololololoticians.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, Reply)
I made a new generator. This time it generates a random news headline. A bit inspired by last weeks image challenge

edit: be sure to check back as I'm continuously adding new options
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)
CONFIRMED: JIMMY CARR GETS A TASTE OF COCK
*carries on clicking*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
Tormented jeremy clarkson pokes out own eye with penis
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
but horses ARE aliens
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=140817&hl=
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
now the sun can stop writing about that!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
"Rumor has it gingers are best served cold"
Wonderful, sir! Thank you :)
*edit* You should turn it into a desktop widget, or even better, an automatically updating screensaver ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
Rumor has it 2 out of 3 nipples cannot be milked
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)
"Exclusive: Jeremy Clarkson gets a taste of cock"
hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
and
Status quo accidently digs up hitler's remains
news of the future, I tells ya!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)
'bastard prince william locked in death struggle with mother'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
Talksport have 'sacked' a DJ after his name turned up on the BNP list yesterday.
Now, obviously, I think the BNP are bunch of fucktards who should all fuck off, but sacking someone for their political beliefs is illegal, surely?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)
"oh no, they've published the list, everyones gonna get sacked"
"errrr really? i doubt it, everyone'll know you're a bit of a cunt in the voting booth but that's about it"
EDIT: also, "Contrary to reports, TalkSport would like to clarify that Lucas was not 'sacked' as was reported. He is a freelance presenter whom the station has used on an ad hoc basis."
So not really sacked, just not to be used in the near future.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
Everywhere is reporting it as sacked, which, effectively, he has been.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
It's one of the aspects of a mature democracy that you accept that some people will have ideas and beliefs that others find distasteful. That's no excuse to mount a witch hunt.
Yes if it's the police of some other sensitive employment then there is a justification for taking care over political affiliations of this type, but a bloody sports presenter?
A deeply concerning precedent imho.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
People and parties with views that are considered unacceptable by the mainstream establishment have always been pilloried, victimized and criminalised. This is the same old shit reheated. Intolerance works everywhere and everything you think is right and proper is just a culturally acquired scruple. Politics, morality and law are entirely subjective.
-Until the 60s homosexuality was a prisonable crime. What changed?
-In the reign of Elizabeth 1st England was considered a terrorist state and the Spanish armada was the mainstream European effort to effect regime change.
-Until the 1500s lending money at interest was considered a mortal sin. Now our society fall to pieces when money lenders get their sums wrong.
This whole thing is a great example of how our society has got no direction, and if people turn to intolerant ideals to find answers, that is because there is not a viable rational middle ground. The truth is too difficult for most people to get their heads around to the BNP seems to offer a simple answer and it appeals. Just as the certainties of Fundamentalism Islam appeal to disaffected young muslims. The UK needs some sort of constitution and set of shared cultural values to define Britishness just as the USA has, it won't solve everything but it will give the country a direction.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
I was amused about this naming and shaming thing until I read Rod Lucas' statement on his site www.rodlucas.com/
It seems there is at least one genuine victim in this situation.I grew up listening to him on Radio kent. I support the chap.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
Not humour, not clever webby satire, just the president elect of the US finally undertaking to galvanise some sort of activity in the States to do something about climate change.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)
sounds like me when i say "its a bit chilleh out here"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
The man's reading from an autocue and has the face of someone who doesn't quite believe what's coming out of his own mouth.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
Some pretty disturbing pictures on here, with scientific explanations, although I don't know how accuarate they are.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, Reply)
DOEZ NOT WANTZ!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)
traumatised by that, the worrying this is if it were hoomans looking like that it wouldn't bother me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, Reply)
From Newsletter 351 to The Daily Hate.
'spose that it might add to the coffers of a b3tan, but still. More cheap content for the DM
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:33, Reply)
this guy has a publisher to back him up.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:39, Reply)
"Adapted from VENN THAT TUNE by Andrew Viner"
Who he????
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:40, Reply)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)
Its just drawing arbitrary lines and attaching labels.
LONG VERSION: This guy labels the BNP as a "legitimate political party" and then blithely implies that all alternatives are "Islamo-fascist" or tacit supporters of "islamofascism". He says his family has been the victim of threats and intimidation but doesn't see the futility/stupidity of joining an organisation that is documented to have threatened and intimidated those it opposes.
SHORT VERSION: this guy is a cunt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)
The swastika tattoo on his forehead?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
People should not be able to hide in their own necks. It's just not right.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:35, Reply)
I'd never heard of this guy until I downloaded the Mysterious Cities of Gold soundtrack (I'm not ashamed!). He composed the theme tunes to pretty much every single 80's cartoon show I can remember the intro to: He-Man, MASK, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Inspector Gadget, Uylsees 31, it's all up there. And all the work of one man.
Amazing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:33, Reply)
MASK, Heathckiff, ALF and Super "Mario Bros. super show"!
The MASK theme is one of the best songs ever.
but he didn't make "Saber rider and the star sherrifs"
which is awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9NPIoOZKM
Edit:
Galaxy rangers is awesome too
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)
Surely his best work:
web.mac.com/toridori22/Shuki_Levy_Online/Ulysses_31_Theme.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)
is all teh awesome. Keep meaning to do a remix of it, it'd work well as a house track!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
anyone know of any locations to do this?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)
http://torrent.piratebay.cz/tvthemes/cartoons/mp3&search=all
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:31, Reply)
They fail to say if the other resides in the Albert Hall....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)
The most advanced multi-touch system in the world.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:15, Reply)
oblong.com/
That's very good too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:48, Reply)
but I don't see how it's any better/different than Microsoft Surface.
www.microsoft.com/SURFACE/index.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)
theres no way i'd want to spend all day standing up and waving my arms around to use my computer
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
website system error, but it fooled me when i was booking flights just there...
Edit: Fuck! They are free! Shitty airline, but bugger it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Lots of added taxes and everything. Plus check-in fees and loads of crap. Lots of flights are apparently free all the time.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)
but checking through the flights, only tax is added, which is maxed to around 20 euros. Depending on where you're flying to. I believe the deal is on up to the 12th december.
news.cheapflights.co.uk/flights/2005/12/free_seats_from.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, Reply)
the documentary about these guys that I have seen, then you'd know why they are so cheap.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)
he said it was so bad, he actually took the ferry home to England he was that scared.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
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