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This is a link post Man banned from churches
In Godalming.

God-damning

Erm...

That's it. Sorry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont get it.
he is banned from church yet he is allowed to go to church AND be invited to church??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post O HAI I HELP WIV UR CLEANING
Cat + Robot Vacuum cleaner.

Joy.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :)
I only learned what a Roomba was this morning too. I had to look it up after reading xkcd

I've got a cat, now I just need a Roomba
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Snap
...harness?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats's the one
I'm unsure what a duelling harness would be for\how it would work, but at least I now know what a Roomba is. And want one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ClassGock
www.b3ta.com/links/THIS_IS_THE_FUTURE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder
So have some bonus kittens:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqlBruE8C7U

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSvpmhVVZY0
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! There's loads
I think that the vibration might have some attraction too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Grey Bloke talks about his special friend I made this!

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This is a normal post cracking

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
great stuff yet again
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
as expected :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post you are consistently good at being consistently good!
i clicked through to watch this on youtube rather than on /links - anyone else notice youtube is now widescreen??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not for me...
FF3, Windows XP...

:(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor me
IE7, Windows Vista, 7 3/4"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
*chinese burns*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
*chinese bums*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I see these in my youtube subs folder when you first upload them
But I always watch them again when you publish them on here.

Fab :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I always look forward to these
Ace as always, have a click!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post why does he have yellow teeth?
yellow teeth are not normal or healthy. *spank*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This was explained in a recent installment.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ah
i tend to not watch a whole one as he sounds just like a friend of mine who can be incredibly boring... ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post the goat goes voting
item 5 on this list of mistakes people made while voting
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure that he wouldn't vote for lizard people
he'd vote for sending them all back where they came from.
actually I did chat to him about lizard people and he doesn't believe in them and hates how people who do undermine the perceived validity of his world-view.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe
i know; i am just being silly!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

hahaha excellently unsourced article!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i so wish lizard people were real!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They are real
Here's proof:


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a croissant
would suit Ronaldo

Preferably served on a balcony, overlooking a road.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate this twunt!
ban this sick filth!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post proof
-r
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh. What a goddamn mouth breather.
Close your mouth when you look at me, you lizardy twat.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I may not agree with his politics
but Gaunt is a fantastic talk show host.

He doesn't pussy foot around councillours and MPs, he gives it to them with both barrels.

His taxi-driver politics are very irrittaing though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll admit to never having listened to him, but my housemate buys the sun, and i sometimes flick through it (guilty secret) when i'm bored.
i've tried reading his column a few times and it fills me with hatred and bile. but yes, i can imagine he's pretty decent to listen to when dressing down pololololololoticians.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!!
He is a cunt too!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a total cunt
I used to share an office with him!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post The Headline Generator I made this!
I made a new generator. This time it generates a random news headline. A bit inspired by last weeks image challenge



edit: be sure to check back as I'm continuously adding new options
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
CONFIRMED: JIMMY CARR GETS A TASTE OF COCK

*carries on clicking*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahahahaha
Tormented jeremy clarkson pokes out own eye with penis
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Gingers explode under intense pressure.
It's funny cos it's true.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Exclusive: horse claims to have been abducted by aliens'
but horses ARE aliens
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The was a post on the UM forums a few months ago talking about that:
www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=140817&hl=
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post silly me
I keep being horserolled
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post every time!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post RUSSEL BRAND WEARS WOMENS CLOTHING
Well... duh!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Study: vaginas will inherit the earth

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Egocentric men cannot be milked

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Woman wears womens clothing
SHOCK!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: woman wears womens clothing
I'm glad that's out..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post BWAHAHAHAHAHA
STUDY: SPARROWS HAVE NO ANUS
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: boris johnson pokes out own eye with penis
Oh yes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post UNSUSPECTING PARIS HILTON FINDS MADDIE MCCANN IN OWN BASEMENT
now the sun can stop writing about that!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sublime :D

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
"Rumor has it gingers are best served cold"

Wonderful, sir! Thank you :)

*edit* You should turn it into a desktop widget, or even better, an automatically updating screensaver ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
if only my programming skills were actually skills
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post though I can confirm:
Rumor has it 2 out of 3 nipples cannot be milked
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post its an act of genius
the whole damn thing. its office lol day...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yay :)

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Lumps of semen lost in scientific experiment!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Disgust after labour member probably is a fat cunt

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done sir!
"Exclusive: Jeremy Clarkson gets a taste of cock"

hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!
Britney spears gets over drug problem!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaginas can rip arseholes apart
I knew they couldnt be trusted
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The silly arse...
"James Blunt burns wrong embassy!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
"Unaware pig is actually retarded"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Omfg! Man rubs nipples in public

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Unsuspecting pig donates wanking cloth to tate gallery

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Muslims to blow up something soon
and
Status quo accidently digs up hitler's remains


news of the future, I tells ya!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed: status quo rumored to be hitler's offspring

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet jesus
'bastard prince william locked in death struggle with mother'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Unsuspecting George Michael scheduled for deportation
Genuine LOL
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone want an A4 pad?
I might order a couple.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Free shipping?
I'm in.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
bargain!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Sacked for being on the BNP list
Talksport have 'sacked' a DJ after his name turned up on the BNP list yesterday.

Now, obviously, I think the BNP are bunch of fucktards who should all fuck off, but sacking someone for their political beliefs is illegal, surely?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this is exactly what i thought.
"oh no, they've published the list, everyones gonna get sacked"

"errrr really? i doubt it, everyone'll know you're a bit of a cunt in the voting booth but that's about it"

EDIT: also, "Contrary to reports, TalkSport would like to clarify that Lucas was not 'sacked' as was reported. He is a freelance presenter whom the station has used on an ad hoc basis."

So not really sacked, just not to be used in the near future.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hence my inverted commas on the word sacked
Everywhere is reporting it as sacked, which, effectively, he has been.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to the right to free assembly?
It's one of the aspects of a mature democracy that you accept that some people will have ideas and beliefs that others find distasteful. That's no excuse to mount a witch hunt.

Yes if it's the police of some other sensitive employment then there is a justification for taking care over political affiliations of this type, but a bloody sports presenter?

A deeply concerning precedent imho.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post precedent?
People and parties with views that are considered unacceptable by the mainstream establishment have always been pilloried, victimized and criminalised. This is the same old shit reheated. Intolerance works everywhere and everything you think is right and proper is just a culturally acquired scruple. Politics, morality and law are entirely subjective.
-Until the 60s homosexuality was a prisonable crime. What changed?
-In the reign of Elizabeth 1st England was considered a terrorist state and the Spanish armada was the mainstream European effort to effect regime change.
-Until the 1500s lending money at interest was considered a mortal sin. Now our society fall to pieces when money lenders get their sums wrong.
This whole thing is a great example of how our society has got no direction, and if people turn to intolerant ideals to find answers, that is because there is not a viable rational middle ground. The truth is too difficult for most people to get their heads around to the BNP seems to offer a simple answer and it appeals. Just as the certainties of Fundamentalism Islam appeal to disaffected young muslims. The UK needs some sort of constitution and set of shared cultural values to define Britishness just as the USA has, it won't solve everything but it will give the country a direction.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post good points

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post word economy
when I am king you shall be chancellor
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
I was amused about this naming and shaming thing until I read Rod Lucas' statement on his site www.rodlucas.com/
It seems there is at least one genuine victim in this situation.I grew up listening to him on Radio kent. I support the chap.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Finally!
Not humour, not clever webby satire, just the president elect of the US finally undertaking to galvanise some sort of activity in the States to do something about climate change.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post listen to how he says Chile at about 2:20 onwards when listing the countries
sounds like me when i say "its a bit chilleh out here"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll believe it when I see it.
The man's reading from an autocue and has the face of someone who doesn't quite believe what's coming out of his own mouth.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post More cats with birth defects.
Some pretty disturbing pictures on here, with scientific explanations, although I don't know how accuarate they are.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DOEZ NOT WANTZ!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some of them look like Baby Chewbaccas
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it bad thast I did a little laugh at cyclopse cat?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
SHAME
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That link made me more sad than I thought it would

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a little bit
traumatised by that, the worrying this is if it were hoomans looking like that it wouldn't bother me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
www.messybeast.com/images/holoprosencephaly2.jpg
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Daily Mail Bastards (again)
From Newsletter 351 to The Daily Hate.

'spose that it might add to the coffers of a b3tan, but still. More cheap content for the DM
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least if they've used THOSE images without asking then they're in for a whopping fine.
this guy has a publisher to back him up.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it says they are ....
"Adapted from VENN THAT TUNE by Andrew Viner"

Who he????
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post AKA
salvadorevincent

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=51567
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it was in the newsletter bout 2 weeks back, and last week he got a mention for sending rob a mug.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post this is a good rant

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post All politics is bullshit
Its just drawing arbitrary lines and attaching labels.
LONG VERSION: This guy labels the BNP as a "legitimate political party" and then blithely implies that all alternatives are "Islamo-fascist" or tacit supporters of "islamofascism". He says his family has been the victim of threats and intimidation but doesn't see the futility/stupidity of joining an organisation that is documented to have threatened and intimidated those it opposes.
SHORT VERSION: this guy is a cunt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think his hat is covering up
The swastika tattoo on his forehead?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 5p bets its a teeny tiny penis
dangling just over his monobrow
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You're on.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten with two heads
Ronseal
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:14, Reply)
This is a link post This person scares me
People should not be able to hide in their own necks. It's just not right.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post meh

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i just dun a shit

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post eat it
and shit it again
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ok
ugh, it didn't taste so good
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he the bad guy from highlander?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Clouds 3d I made this!
Music not included.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty....
What is it ?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a link post Shuki Levy
I'd never heard of this guy until I downloaded the Mysterious Cities of Gold soundtrack (I'm not ashamed!). He composed the theme tunes to pretty much every single 80's cartoon show I can remember the intro to: He-Man, MASK, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Inspector Gadget, Uylsees 31, it's all up there. And all the work of one man.

Amazing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
MASK, Heathckiff, ALF and Super "Mario Bros. super show"!

The MASK theme is one of the best songs ever.

but he didn't make "Saber rider and the star sherrifs"
which is awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9NPIoOZKM


Edit:
Galaxy rangers is awesome too
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
Surely his best work:

web.mac.com/toridori22/Shuki_Levy_Online/Ulysses_31_Theme.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post the cities of gold soundtrack
is all teh awesome. Keep meaning to do a remix of it, it'd work well as a house track!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
Please do it! I'd love to hear that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to download them all and have them on my shiney new phone!
anyone know of any locations to do this?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough* bittorrent *cough*
http://torrent.piratebay.cz/tvthemes/cartoons/mp3&search=all
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Proof that Hitler had one ball!

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This is a normal post Well if the Sun says its true
thats good enough for me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post But...
They fail to say if the other resides in the Albert Hall....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post Multi-touch screens have come a long way...
The most advanced multi-touch system in the world.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wicked!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting.
It really is amazing how technology advances.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooooooooh
*wants*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll like this Minority Report inspired system
oblong.com/

That's very good too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking amazing

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post His website is stuck in 1986

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
but I don't see how it's any better/different than Microsoft Surface.

www.microsoft.com/SURFACE/index.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post now that is a thing of beauty

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post great as that looks...
theres no way i'd want to spend all day standing up and waving my arms around to use my computer
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Ryanair are obviously desperate for customers
website system error, but it fooled me when i was booking flights just there...

Edit: Fuck! They are free! Shitty airline, but bugger it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be fooled
Lots of added taxes and everything. Plus check-in fees and loads of crap. Lots of flights are apparently free all the time.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
but checking through the flights, only tax is added, which is maxed to around 20 euros. Depending on where you're flying to. I believe the deal is on up to the 12th december.

news.cheapflights.co.uk/flights/2005/12/free_seats_from.html
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If you'd seen...
the documentary about these guys that I have seen, then you'd know why they are so cheap.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a friend who flew to Dublin with them once...
he said it was so bad, he actually took the ferry home to England he was that scared.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)

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