A level for Knytt Stories.
If you don't have it already, you'll need the Knytt Stories software, which is available from here: http://nifflas.ni2.se/index.php?main=02Knytt_Stories&sub=03Download
Unzip the level to the "Worlds" folder of your Knytt Stories installation. You should then see it via the main menu.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)
it said the file was corrupt
edit: oh I don't have to install it, cool :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
[Edit: it's a small level, just trying to get my head around the logic of it ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:57, Reply)
Good stuff!
I could never get my head around the room switching and stuff.
There's a few ways to get out of the world once you've collected the umbrella, like past the space ship at the cliff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
I tested it quickly, thought "nah, should be ok." hah! ;)
The whole thing would be easier if you could check for more than three flags, and were also allowed to switch more than one flag on/off at a time.
Fun to make! fn to play, just fun :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:25, Reply)
Batman kicks it in Chalfont St Peter, after the winter break.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)
kids tv before we had idiots in costumes or over camp presenters. pure, simple fun :) and very cute as well! used to have a hamster like hammy as well.
btw, got a copy of the last ever mark and lards radio show on radio 1 if any one wants a copy.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
All the way through that I was thinking how much it reminded me of watching animal magic with Johnny Morris voicing all the animals, until the credits rolled and it was of course narrated by him :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFnXHelLWA&NR=1
hammy, the flying postman
glad you like them!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)
You really couldn't get away with dangling hamsters about in a studio these days
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)
following on from the racist video further down the page, this is th euncle of the guy he called a "paki". Interesting to hear his side of things. Friends? i think not, St James's Palace PR dudes.
posh little tosser. fucking living off the fat of the land for centuries. Doesn't one of the royals have a Knightsbridge flat which is tax-payer subsidised, so their rent is about 30 quid a week? i'm shure i recall it being in private eye ages ago. utter cunts.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
get over it and worry about more important things like whats for dinner tonight.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
It is quite possible the funniest then on the net.
'I won't eat anything without a spine on it's face.'
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Wouldn't have put it past him (he'd be very hungry by now though).
EDIT: I'm disappointed now. I checked google and he's actually a comedy charater. I so wanted it to be real.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
but don't be disappointed - listen to his stuff on Radio 4. It's very good.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:25, Reply)
if you go to www.bbc.co.uk/tickets you can get tickets to all of the radio comedies. THey are far better to so to then the TV shows as you only have to sit through about 10 minutes of retakes and, of course, they're free.:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
hahhhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhah
hahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa
Breathes............
hahhhahhhhhha
Inhaler!
*dies happy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
episode 1 is up for another few days.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00gd4sy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)
my afternoon sorted! he sometimes goes onto mark radcliffs show. hes worth the licence fee alone!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I thought he was RUBBISH.
Some of the audience were lapping it up, though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:53, Reply)
take the junt off it and sent it to the mail. then see what would happen!
pip pip
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:48, Reply)
is the bloke doesn't bat an eyelid; he scoops up kitty, frowns, and then just carries on, which I really can't picture Lara Lewington doing
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
but I think he says something along the lines of "and the studio cat has just joined us" and gets on with it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Well, he is Germanys most known and best paid weather man, Jörg Kachelmann.
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Just remembered this great Fast Show skit, thought I'd share.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
and raise you a Bob Fleming
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0uNnG-AI8&NR
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:52, Reply)
Or am I just spending WAY too much time here?
Either way, this guy has stronger hands than should be allowed, thought it was the French dude at first but no, some other mentalist with too much time on his hands.
**EDIT: www.b3ta.com/links/265011
not that it matters, it's worth a look for sure, but explains the lack of responses.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
A blacked-up Japanese man impersonates Louis Armstrong. Offensive? Yeah probably, but more than anything it's fucking unnerving and freakish.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:40, Reply)
"Tonight Matthew, Im going to be..........
very politically incorrect"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:24, Reply)
made me feel a little better when I'm sitting here with a touch of a calici virus (a bastard virus from hell I might add)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
/is reary saying i rike this
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)
i used to work with a couple of japanese guys and am still friends with one - he's nuts, and i can see him doing something like this.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:21, Reply)
This has already been watched 109 424 906 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?
But it doesn't come up on glasscock and *I've* never seen it before. Then again, I don't spend that much time on YouTube.
Its The Evolution Of Dance
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:53, Reply)
I dunnae think she's gonnae make it
cheers :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)
any m ore glass, it would shatter under its own weight.
great vid none the less
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:06, Reply)
*shocking image size removed*
legelss.. i should have known.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)
au.youtube.com/watch?v=QujA8YYgTWU&feature=related
au.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OzHWvVyb8&feature=related
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)
b3ta.com/links/122205
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(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:45, Reply)
I just want to cunt it in the fuck.
Shame on you for inflicting this emotional wreck on us.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This will be all over tomorrow/todays papers but I just thought it would be fun to be the first person to post it on b3ta. And maybe you haven't seen it, nobody's posted it at least. Any thoughts?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:57, Reply)
Then again, I am really tired. And I can't really differentiate reality.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:26, Reply)
If thats real (which I'm pretty sure its not) I have a new found respect for him - not for any racist comments but for having a sense of humour in other ways.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:28, Reply)
wow, he's so racist i expect he's got combat 18 tatooed on his arse.
how pathetic is this story, what a top bloke though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:41, Reply)
But the headline will inevitably be that he's called people a "paki" and a "raghead". Which, to be fair, he has.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:44, Reply)
what The Mail will say...
Will it sort of combust in on itself?
And FWIW, I can't help liking the little ginger toff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:49, Reply)
I've always thought of him as a right knob, but actually he came across really likeable in this!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:53, Reply)
I particularly like the pubes comment. Sort of brings it all into context really.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:03, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1111671/Our-little-Paki-friend-Harry-race-row-offensive-remarks-caught-camera.html
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:11, Reply)
If your from Iraq, you're an Iraqi, Isreal, you're an Isreali, why, if you're from Pakistan, are you not a Paki?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)
If you're from Pakistan you're a Pak.
If you're from Tajikistan - Tajik
Balochistan - Baloch (my favourite)
And so on.
Stan, with the -i- used to stick it on the end, is like 'ia' in Europe.
Romania
Russia
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Poland...ia - okay, we stuck 'land' on the end of that one instead.
For some reason we put 'n' on the end of their names, except not for, say, Croats and Czechs (Czechia is a recognised name for the Czech Republic).
Pakistani means 'of Pakistan'; if you want to refer to the people that Pakistan itself is the land of then there's no reason why you can't say "Pak" except for being pounced on by a million different tabloids.
Iraqi is Arabic, Israeli is Hebrew, the 'i' ending is a semitic thing, the 'Israelite' seen in the bible, when referring to a man, is actually "Yisra'eli". For this reason I'm not so sure if Paki would be grammatically correct, although in semitic languages (which Iranian, Urdu and Pashto are not) it would be.
The real reason, however, is that it carries with it a whole load of racism due to "Paki" being a word used mainly by, well, racist people; as it is a diminuitive of Pakistan[i] and isn't really intended to be a politically correct term in the first place.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
Paki, Tajiki, Khazakhi etc are all linguistically acceptable.
Paki used to be in common use in the UK but it fell out of favour when it became overused as a derogatory term. See also "nigger" & "spastic".
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
whats all the fuss about?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:26, Reply)
but turns out it is, so thank you.
But the point remains that the word Paki now carries with it a weight of racist sentiment.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:52, Reply)
Fuck the news of the world and their threats (right at the end)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:54, Reply)
Hes just a normal guy.
"Granny I've got to go, send my love to the Corgis and Grandpa. God Save You ... yeah, that's great."
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:42, Reply)
or is that normal?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Shirley?
Cannot be real? It has to be a look alike.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)
that it is real as he has just heard the Price William has issued an apology.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
zomg he said paki!! sue the bastard, etc. just like his grandad!
move over starvation in africa, cos we've got a racist in our royal family which is much more important!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)
he could be a Paki!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Higher quality and full-length version;
blip.tv/file/1241014
Stimulating the brain: The easiest way of applying stimulus to the brain is via ears and eyes. Since humans cannot hear sounds low enough to be useful for brain stimulation, special techniques must be used. One such special technique used is called binaural beats.
www.youtube.com/user/kl3zkl3z
Website: www.kL3z.com/
This is good;
blip.tv/file/1558473
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)
did you take anything before watching this?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
blip.tv/file/1241014
Also, this is good, this is my favourite;
blip.tv/file/1558473
Also this, but pretty hardcore;
blip.tv/file/1253519
Yes, had a smoke.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:48, Reply)
Yes, I have had a smoke.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:19, Reply)
I've got a program that makes proper binaural beats, I would say that the one on that audio track is a little too quiet to have any real effect.
www.transparentcorp.com/products/np/
That fractal thing on the other hand is awesome and I could watch that all day, any idea if there are any screensavers like that??
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:55, Reply)
it was there all the while !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)
kept me laughing and smiling all the way through, excellent find
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:23, Reply)
John DiMaggio who does Bender and Marcus Fenix (Gears of war).
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:25, Reply)
Like ren and stimpy and other weird cartoons.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:51, Reply)
I've been a fan of this for yonks...two years! And it's being made into a series!
I hope we get to see what happened to the old mans diamond.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)
A nice little late night song mixed video footage from San-Francisco before and after the 1906 earthquake.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 23:55, Reply)
I've also checked out their MySpace & they've also got some other good stuff. This vid deserves far more attention than it's getting.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:04, Reply)
they did a terrific cover version of Joanna Newsom's The Sprout And The Bean. Fabtastic.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:26, Reply)
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