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This is a link post DrZaarlon Presents: The Spork Of Evil! I made this!
A level for Knytt Stories.

If you don't have it already, you'll need the Knytt Stories software, which is available from here: http://nifflas.ni2.se/index.php?main=02Knytt_Stories&sub=03Download

Unzip the level to the "Worlds" folder of your Knytt Stories installation. You should then see it via the main menu.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post going to try again
it said the file was corrupt
edit: oh I don't have to install it, cool :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post [....cool beans :?)
[Edit: it's a small level, just trying to get my head around the logic of it ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an install level feature, I was trying to do it that way.
Good stuff!
I could never get my head around the room switching and stuff.
There's a few ways to get out of the world once you've collected the umbrella, like past the space ship at the cliff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post [heheh, I knew you'd find that ;)
I tested it quickly, thought "nah, should be ok." hah! ;)

The whole thing would be easier if you could check for more than three flags, and were also allowed to switch more than one flag on/off at a time.

Fun to make! fn to play, just fun :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post Becoming Batman - Episode 8 - Introduce a little Anarchy
Batman kicks it in Chalfont St Peter, after the winter break.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Hippo Eats Dwarf at Circus.
How rare.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Accidentally ?
No, Od was asking for it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not buying this.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Update: it's on snopes as a rumour.
Sorry all.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Common People
By The Shatner himself
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this, Glasscock Sunday?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that album is really good
this is the worst track on it
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post tales of the riverbank
kids tv before we had idiots in costumes or over camp presenters. pure, simple fun :) and very cute as well! used to have a hamster like hammy as well.

btw, got a copy of the last ever mark and lards radio show on radio 1 if any one wants a copy.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
All the way through that I was thinking how much it reminded me of watching animal magic with Johnny Morris voicing all the animals, until the credits rolled and it was of course narrated by him :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post peta would have a field day with this one:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFnXHelLWA&NR=1

hammy, the flying postman
glad you like them!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
You really couldn't get away with dangling hamsters about in a studio these days
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post further harry stuff
following on from the racist video further down the page, this is th euncle of the guy he called a "paki". Interesting to hear his side of things. Friends? i think not, St James's Palace PR dudes.

posh little tosser. fucking living off the fat of the land for centuries. Doesn't one of the royals have a Knightsbridge flat which is tax-payer subsidised, so their rent is about 30 quid a week? i'm shure i recall it being in private eye ages ago. utter cunts.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what a load of bollocks
get over it and worry about more important things like whats for dinner tonight.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post This is Count Arthur Strong attempting to support Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall Chick Out campaign.
It is quite possible the funniest then on the net.
'I won't eat anything without a spine on it's face.'
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post smile, not spine
but still, he *is* gloriously eccentric :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha I thought he said spine!
Wouldn't have put it past him (he'd be very hungry by now though).

EDIT: I'm disappointed now. I checked google and he's actually a comedy charater. I so wanted it to be real.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He is indeed a comedy character
but don't be disappointed - listen to his stuff on Radio 4. It's very good.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have slipped me by.
if you go to www.bbc.co.uk/tickets you can get tickets to all of the radio comedies. THey are far better to so to then the TV shows as you only have to sit through about 10 minutes of retakes and, of course, they're free.:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I just pissed
hahhhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhah
hahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa
Breathes............
hahhhahhhhhha
Inhaler!


*dies happy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post thats me when im an old fart
last line is classic
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Series 4 started this week
episode 1 is up for another few days.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00gd4sy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post thats
my afternoon sorted! he sometimes goes onto mark radcliffs show. hes worth the licence fee alone!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Radcliffe is the (a) producer of the radio show

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Episode 4?
Count Arthur Strong: The Search For New Hope?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I love CAS
Made my new radio worth every penny
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Count Arthur Strong live
I thought he was RUBBISH.

Some of the audience were lapping it up, though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Naughty Harry NSFW I made this!
tut tut
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ferkin
awesome! Kerlick!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
excellent
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!!!
Top Stuff!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
very nice work
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
take the junt off it and sent it to the mail. then see what would happen!

pip pip
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Kitty presents the weather.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What I love about this
is the bloke doesn't bat an eyelid; he scoops up kitty, frowns, and then just carries on, which I really can't picture Lara Lewington doing
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post My Deutsch is a bit crap
but I think he says something along the lines of "and the studio cat has just joined us" and gets on with it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, he is Germanys most known and best paid weather man, Jörg Kachelmann.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think some one (the presenter)
has tuna breath
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
haha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The weather is loads better when the presenter's holding a cat. Relaxing somehow.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Professionalism at its best
Best video of 2009! (so far)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hai
i can haz weather map? k thx bai
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post WITH AN OWL!
Just remembered this great Fast Show skit, thought I'd share.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah yes

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastical!
That's made my morning!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post genius

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I See your Owl
and raise you a Bob Fleming

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0uNnG-AI8&NR
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing Wall Climber
.....And the "Spiderman" award goes to......
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post was this on late last night?
Or am I just spending WAY too much time here?

Either way, this guy has stronger hands than should be allowed, thought it was the French dude at first but no, some other mentalist with too much time on his hands.

**EDIT: www.b3ta.com/links/265011

not that it matters, it's worth a look for sure, but explains the lack of responses.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Louis Armstrong impersonator
A blacked-up Japanese man impersonates Louis Armstrong. Offensive? Yeah probably, but more than anything it's fucking unnerving and freakish.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that is fantatic!!
"Tonight Matthew, Im going to be..........
very politically incorrect"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
its like something from the reague of gentlemen
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!
Was Prince Harry the Producer?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
oh mammy
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
he looks like Rowley Birkin QC
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha FUCK

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny
For the original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRqYMTpXHc
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post a true legend
made me feel a little better when I'm sitting here with a touch of a calici virus (a bastard virus from hell I might add)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post as soon as i saw him at the very start i nearly choked on my food

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is racist to black people, japanese people and music lovers all at once.
/is reary saying i rike this
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit nightmare-ish.
i used to work with a couple of japanese guys and am still friends with one - he's nuts, and i can see him doing something like this.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:21, Reply)
This is a link post Welcome To The Internet
This has already been watched 109 424 906 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?

But it doesn't come up on glasscock and *I've* never seen it before. Then again, I don't spend that much time on YouTube.

Its The Evolution Of Dance
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Irony levels are dangerously high
I dunnae think she's gonnae make it

cheers :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post if this cox were
any m ore glass, it would shatter under its own weight.

great vid none the less
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh waitaminute
*shocking image size removed*


legelss.. i should have known.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
this must be new! Good find! :p
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post cor, this thing is really talented
& bent
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You fail at internet

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this x 100

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post this was glasscock in september 2007 you spastic
b3ta.com/links/122205
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's SCOPE now
You spastic!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt this moron actually end up making money out of this a couple of years ago?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yea, i think he got a tv show briefly and appeared on all sorts of chat shows

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Is it male or female? I just can't tell
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My missus likes watching this tosser
I just want to cunt it in the fuck.
Shame on you for inflicting this emotional wreck on us.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Soda-
lime-silica-esque phallic goodness!

Mmmm.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Prince Harry's sort-of-racist home video.
This will be all over tomorrow/todays papers but I just thought it would be fun to be the first person to post it on b3ta. And maybe you haven't seen it, nobody's posted it at least. Any thoughts?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That cannot be real.
Then again, I am really tired. And I can't really differentiate reality.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's real.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7822574.stm
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts
If thats real (which I'm pretty sure its not) I have a new found respect for him - not for any racist comments but for having a sense of humour in other ways.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOL
wow, he's so racist i expect he's got combat 18 tatooed on his arse.
how pathetic is this story, what a top bloke though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't really seem like much when you watch it.
But the headline will inevitably be that he's called people a "paki" and a "raghead". Which, to be fair, he has.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder
what The Mail will say...

Will it sort of combust in on itself?

And FWIW, I can't help liking the little ginger toff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
I've always thought of him as a right knob, but actually he came across really likeable in this!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Decidedly.
I particularly like the pubes comment. Sort of brings it all into context really.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A little
hypocritical coming from them I think ;-)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I just don't get it.
If your from Iraq, you're an Iraqi, Isreal, you're an Isreali, why, if you're from Pakistan, are you not a Paki?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
If you're from Pakistan you're a Pak.
If you're from Tajikistan - Tajik
Balochistan - Baloch (my favourite)
And so on.

Stan, with the -i- used to stick it on the end, is like 'ia' in Europe.
Romania
Russia
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Poland...ia - okay, we stuck 'land' on the end of that one instead.
For some reason we put 'n' on the end of their names, except not for, say, Croats and Czechs (Czechia is a recognised name for the Czech Republic).

Pakistani means 'of Pakistan'; if you want to refer to the people that Pakistan itself is the land of then there's no reason why you can't say "Pak" except for being pounced on by a million different tabloids.

Iraqi is Arabic, Israeli is Hebrew, the 'i' ending is a semitic thing, the 'Israelite' seen in the bible, when referring to a man, is actually "Yisra'eli". For this reason I'm not so sure if Paki would be grammatically correct, although in semitic languages (which Iranian, Urdu and Pashto are not) it would be.

The real reason, however, is that it carries with it a whole load of racism due to "Paki" being a word used mainly by, well, racist people; as it is a diminuitive of Pakistan[i] and isn't really intended to be a politically correct term in the first place.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post erm... no.
Paki, Tajiki, Khazakhi etc are all linguistically acceptable.

Paki used to be in common use in the UK but it fell out of favour when it became overused as a derogatory term. See also "nigger" & "spastic".
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post well the chap in question did look like a paki
whats all the fuss about?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I said I wasn't sure if it was acceptable
but turns out it is, so thank you.

But the point remains that the word Paki now carries with it a weight of racist sentiment.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
Fuck the news of the world and their threats (right at the end)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say, I think hes a top bloke.
Hes just a normal guy.

"Granny I've got to go, send my love to the Corgis and Grandpa. God Save You ... yeah, that's great."
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post except for the casual racism. or is that normal?
or is that normal?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post there's hope for the royal family yet

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Giles Wembly-Hogg
Shirley?

Cannot be real? It has to be a look alike.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Bin says
that it is real as he has just heard the Price William has issued an apology.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Are your pubes ginger too?"
"Yes they are"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he does seem like a likeable person
zomg he said paki!! sue the bastard, etc. just like his grandad!

move over starvation in africa, cos we've got a racist in our royal family which is much more important!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The boy's all right in my opinion. It could be worse.....
he could be a Paki!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post BrainSync - Theta Wave w/ Fractals
Higher quality and full-length version;
blip.tv/file/1241014

Stimulating the brain: The easiest way of applying stimulus to the brain is via ears and eyes. Since humans cannot hear sounds low enough to be useful for brain stimulation, special techniques must be used. One such special technique used is called binaural beats.

www.youtube.com/user/kl3zkl3z
Website: www.kL3z.com/

This is good;
blip.tv/file/1558473
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 minutes in to a 9 minute video?
did you take anything before watching this?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the full length video
blip.tv/file/1241014

Also, this is good, this is my favourite;

blip.tv/file/1558473

Also this, but pretty hardcore;
blip.tv/file/1253519

Yes, had a smoke.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 2:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, wish it would stop telling me to relax though. I am relaxed.
Yes, I have had a smoke.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty nice
I've got a program that makes proper binaural beats, I would say that the one on that audio track is a little too quiet to have any real effect.

www.transparentcorp.com/products/np/

That fractal thing on the other hand is awesome and I could watch that all day, any idea if there are any screensavers like that??
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the feeling that I am healing . . .
it was there all the while !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post All I have to say is...what the hell?
Yeah a little bit ronseal
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT WAS TOTALLY MATHEMATICAL!
kept me laughing and smiling all the way through, excellent find
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post RHOMBUS

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What the cunting wank?
That's awesome
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on the telemavision.
It was rather good.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The dog is voiced by..
John DiMaggio who does Bender and Marcus Fenix (Gears of war).
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We need more of this sort of stuff on TV
Like ren and stimpy and other weird cartoons.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brill
in fact it was algebreaic
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
another dog named after me.... sigh
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Algebraic!
I've been a fan of this for yonks...two years! And it's being made into a series!

I hope we get to see what happened to the old mans diamond.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A series? FUCK YES.
Thank you for this excellent news.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely sublime
Great find.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post How wonderfully bizarre!
Bravo.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Kid jumps his choppa!
bike that is... ha ha ha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Aww, he grazed his elbow!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to lean forward more at the point of IMPACT !

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B8JG9Zb6pGg
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Moscow Coup Attempt - Do you fear sleep?
A nice little late night song mixed video footage from San-Francisco before and after the 1906 earthquake.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant........**CLICKS FURIOUSLY**
I've also checked out their MySpace & they've also got some other good stuff. This vid deserves far more attention than it's getting.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I first discovered them after
they did a terrific cover version of Joanna Newsom's The Sprout And The Bean. Fabtastic.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:26, Reply)

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