i convinced some kids in hackney to do something other than stab each other...
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:09, Reply)
although one of them has since been banged up for armed robbery so i can't say it was a great success!!!
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)
and I'd tell them that to their faces! (and then run.....)
only kidding, good work :)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)
I recognise it but cant think what it is!!
Please someone put me out of my misery.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)
I like the quality of the image
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)
..
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:01, Reply)
Hard to explain without spoiling it. (SFW)
(links to a scan in from a newspaper page)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:01, Reply)
nicely. also, can any laydee b3tards let us know if veet is usable on er, bush? or would it make your minky all itchy?
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a film of one of our youth projects, currently rated number one in the boom hot videos section, and it is going to be shown at mtv's agm.
soundtrack also produced by yours truly! please vote/rate it!
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
Yeah, me too... Have a breath of fresh air, care of The Daily Mash.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:39, Reply)
is officially the second best site on the interwebnets.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)
perfect with the current change of climate, don't you think?
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)
As disturbing as it sounds.....the music just adds to the horror/surrealism
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:56, Reply)
right.
There are service people who look *exactly* like this.
Excellent find.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)
Aren't those from here?
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
I'm not a campaigner and I'm not trying to preach, but this is very interesting/funny. From here.
"Did you know you can stump anti-abortionists with one simple question?
Just ask them this: If abortion was illegal, what should be done with the women who have illegal abortions?
Now watch their faces as the cognitive dissonance sets in. They believe abortion to be murder. Murder deserves severe punishment. Thus, women who have illegal abortions should receive severe punishment — like life in prison or the death penalty. That’s the logical conclusion.
But they can’t accept this conclusion. They know it’s absurd and unfair — which means they know abortion is not really murder.
Here’s a video of anti-abortion protesters being asked this question:"
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:46, Reply)
The correct answer of course (from their point of view and so as not to corrupt their moral integrity) is that the women shouldn't be punished, but the person performing the illegal operation should.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:52, Reply)
... which leads to the argument that outlawing it would drive it underground.
So, even though I'm fairly firmly anti-abortion, I think it's probably best to keep it legal but to deal more with the issues that lead to unwanted pregnancies, as well as offering more support to those who find themselves with an unwanted pregnancy.
But then, my opinions aren't firm enough to stand at the side of the road and shout about it...
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:34, Reply)
[edit: NOT] "let's just tell the kids that they shouldn't ever have sex" and leave it at that.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
the equivalent of a hitman?
so they probably should be punished, for getting someone else to kill their child. by that logic.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)
and there was me debating abortion with a conservative republican merely hours ago!
still, have a click for an interesting video
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)
this just proves that they don't actually believe what they preach. It's an individual moral issue not a political one.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
Most of them preach that the *doctors* should be punished.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
the doctors aren't forcing anyone to have an abortion, they're merely providing a service for those that want it.
I supposed you could call abortion 'murder by proxy' then
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:16, Reply)
the dealers aren't forcing anyone to take drugs, they're merely providing a service for those that want it - illegally
Make abortion illegal and you have the same situation.
for the record i'm pro-choice
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)
.. you could argue that people who sell drugs are only providing a service as well.
Either way, I think it would be impossible to make abortion illegal because it would cause more moral delimmas that it would it fix.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Seriously though, if you pay someone to kill someone, you AND the person who committed the crime both get done.
So if they believe abortion is murder, then the doctor AND the woman should get sent down
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)
"pray for them" hahahaha... i love the way they have never thought about the woman in all of this, only the aborted foetus.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:56, Reply)
Surely that *subset* of the vox popped protesters were just put on the spot and not been prepared. Surely most others would have had plenty of comprehensive and instant responses.
That would not have got the impact of course...
I also don't understand the base argument as to why they *can't* say they should go to prison. These individuals just didn't suggest it, not that there's a massive issue preventing them saying it.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)
I like things like this, it helps me decide where I stand on issues that don't directly affect me. It was the same with the UK fox hunting debate.
Whichever side resorts fastest to the following retorts loses:
"It just is"
"You'd have to ask Fred that, he knows the details"
"The Bible says so"
"I'm not a lawyer"
"If you had seen what I have seen..."
"I know in my heart"
"This government has a history of...etc"
"Electrofrog!"*
*Red Herring: I'd go with this person
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:31, Reply)
"Tch, whatever."
Usually accompanied by eye-rolling.
Always gets my bloodlust up in any debate.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 3:45, Reply)
they'd be great printed out on sticky paper and put up inside the fridge.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:59, Reply)
"But you've been doing this for 2 years..."
Yeah.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:11, Reply)
Saw something concerning this on TV this morning and haven't seen it posted yet - plus I have some relatively tenuous insider info that may or may not be Dunplop - when Top Gear did their 24hr race in a BMW in the season before last, there were actually 4 (COUNT 'EM) "Stigs", all dressed in white, that were used at different stages of the race. Makes sense if they need someone available each week that they use the faceless "Stig" as an alter ego and have a variety of professional drivers come in as him/her. So this chap may be one of the four, but there must be others...
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:18, Reply)
the stig is the generally the manufacturer's test driver. That's how they get manufacturer's to go allong with the test lap and also ensures that the car will be driven as best as it can be. It's also why the Stig's build is different in almost every show.
That's just for the test laps, mind, and is a complete guess.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:25, Reply)
The Stig is The Stig. There is no more to it than that. All this "Oh, it's really someone you might have heard of" is just misdirection.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:29, Reply)
It's been an open secret available to anyone caring to bother Googling 'Stig'. A couple of days ago a friend also told me about a father and son pair who are two of the backup Stigs, spoiler being the business website of the son.
Not a big surprise really, and maybe the time has come to find another way to add mystery to the character.
Oh, and there's no Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy is just your granny repairing her dentures.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:30, Reply)
not racers. It doesn't make sense that they'd do the test laps.
They have however, been involved in the 'Car football' (Toyota Aygo/VW Fox) show as drivers and in one of the Caravan/Bus/Winnebago racing segments, along with a number of touring car drivers)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Manc policeman gets an eye full.
Ouch!
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Etiquette question re MP3 links
I have discovered this link to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue archive episodes and am sure many on the site would appreciate and make use of it. Can I post it here or share via gaz? I know someone posted the dylan theme time archive site recently but I cant remember if they used a direct link??
bathtub
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)
(I'd appreciate a gaz though)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
I've got these already, they all sound so squeaky and posh in the 70's.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
But if you could let me know as well, I'd be grateful.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
Which is still going strong...
Can you send me the ISIHAC link please? It would very much make my day.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
I still have humph as my windows live messenger picture.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:13, Reply)
or at v.least torrent the damn lot
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:23, Reply)
Now bbc news on the other hand I suspect may be having a slow news day.... news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1232470834/html/1.stm
A coming together?? What happened to the word Crash?
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
also: this looks like the best thing ever: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/4273001/The-week-in-pictures-16-January-2009.html?image=4
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Ummm i don't know how to describe it. WTF should do.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
:D
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Didn't make it myself. I (sort of) know the guy that did though. Its not actually meant to be funny. Its an 'art' project for an art college in Dublin.
More 'art' here;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOMq6-4JLP4&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH306lVd_MA&feature=related
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)
that people like that propably drive cars or sit next to you on the bus.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:42, Reply)
and had to switch it off, did I miss anything? I really don't like baked beans.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
I've been meaning to post this for ages. I came across these very appetising bottles in a French supermarket.
Mmmmm... 100% Pur Jus de Granny.
Perhaps I should photoshop an old lady over the apple.

Click to embiggen. (btw, can anyone recommend a better image host than imageshack? an embeddable image large enough to read the text would have been nice)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)
bayimg.com/
tinypic.com/
pimpandhost.com/
Edit: How can I forget www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
You thought the last video was intense? You ain't seen shit. ROCK IT.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:53, Reply)
his timing is perfect, it's like watching a transformer turn from a car into a robot, KAPOOWWWW, I bet that's the moment the ladies start throwing their panties at him!
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
I posted this already after the origional post!
www.b3ta.com/links/266628#post266739
OMG LOL!!111! ect
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)
An appetising sounding bag of snacks bought in Germany. Tasted like they actually might have dropped out of a Teddy's arse.
As if Crusti Croc wasn't bad enough for a brand name in the first place.

Clickies to make big.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)
Their crinkle cut variety are rather addictive actually.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a great but little known sci-fi book from the late 19th C. Hitler was unfortunately a member of the secret society of Vril - he lapped it up. That doesn't make it bad though... does it?
Find out more here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vril
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
Here's my supposedly-fortnightly music & clips podcast, back after another unavoidable break. This time it's a keepsake for the last decade. Next time you're feeling like things are a bit crap have a listen to this and remember they could be a whole lot worse...
1. The Mammals - The Bush Boys
2. The George W Bush Singers - Deep Thoughts Pt II
3. Radiohead - 2+2=5
4. Immortal Technique - Bin Laden
5. Chris Morris - Bushwhacked 2
6. The Rub - George Bush is an Islamic Fundamentalist
7. Bright Eyes - When The President Talks to God
8. The Legendary K.O. - George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People
9. Public Enemy - Hell No We Ain't All Right
10. Mitch Benn - Happy Birthday War
11. Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds (DFA Mix)
Podblog with previous episodes here.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
Forget the aborted US version, the most stunning British sitcom of recent years is heading our way in cinemas.
Had it's premiere at Sundance last week.
And yes, Peter Capaldi is in it.
I've just come
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
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