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This is a link post Boxxy report from the GUARDIAN newspaper.
Dunno if GC, preview sez nope.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bawksy
:3
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I am thankful to admit I still don't know what the fuck is going on there.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying girl posts video.
Anon finds annoying video.
Annoying video becomes meme.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:25, Reply)
This is a normal post And on and on anon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:25, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the Metro
4chan "surrendered under the weight of posts".

Lightweights
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
It was in the Metro this morning too. Fortunately, I've never seen this Boxxxy video, so haven't the faintest what all the fuss is about.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a link post Brilliant new TED Talk on graphic design
Hilarious and informative! Win win!
 (KnackerDwarf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree!
I have that Ray Gun issue, always wondered WTF the dingbat article was about...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Good find.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post "There's a stray dog in my garage!"
Make sure you read on to page 2 - that's where it gets interesting.
 (noodle_6491, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Please let this be real :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not...
Look what I found:
www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=807635

Top marks for a damned funny story though. Could imagine him being a Talker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
what a bellend
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post His comments immediately after the photos
implies spoof, but when I saw the first photo, oh man, brilliant!

*click*
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
:)
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
click!
 (KnackerDwarf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post either way
it's either an excellent well-played gag,

or the guy is unintentionally hilarious.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fucing hell, that was proper LOL
edit: fucking subject line
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post JESUS CHRIST.
I could actually feel my literacy withering away in that forum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god that is win lol
(Except for Wanco who is FAIL)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's made my morning

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Thats a fox, EAT it. "
Best comment on there.
 (simon shitting mason, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - how unexpected :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post funny pic...

(londoner, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post k

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlike other parts of the site,
we ask you to take just a few seconds to think of a good, accurate title and description for your link.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted it to be a surprise

(londoner, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post like rape?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post unfunny pic
blogs.technet.com/photos/extreme/images/704733/original.aspx
 (Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You lied
That was far funnier then it should've been
 (Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post Hybrid
Movie Trailer

Late one night, a mysterious car is brought into the Chicago police impound garage after a deadly traffic accident. The garage's female mechanic, Tilda, and her young, hip fellow mechanics soon discover the car has a mind of its own.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a shit version of Christine
which is pretty shit
 (I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find it's BINDUN even BEFORE Christine bud.
THE CAR - (1977)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAD3kUmN9s
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a pretty shit version of
Sally
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a pretty shit version of
Herbie, the Love Bug.
 (Cap'n, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:14, Reply)
This is a link post Where the XBox 360 name came from
Stolen from Sony, allegedly.
 (mingeswingers, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
the next one will be called XBox 360 Trinity?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I'll watch out for the 360 Pyramid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a link post Chase away the winter blues with a video of summer NSFW
"Summer On The Estate" specifically, a documentary about life on a council estate, defining Chav before the word was in popular parlance.

The whole documentary is also on YouTube, in parts, if your interest is piqued.

NSFW for potty mouth and slappage.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post SongSmith
This might be GC, but I'll take the gamble.

The video below was made using Microsoft's Songsmith: research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/songsmith/ (demo-movie included)

Basically, what it does is: sing into the microphone, choose a musical style, set a tempo and based on the tone of your voice, the program will create a backing song in seconds.

Now I do make some music myself, and find this development both intriguing as quite scary, and possibly marking the beginning of the end for creativity in music (if it hasn't already set in).
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
now that's just funny. Surely that thing can't make anything classy. I've got a few acapella tracks I'm going to run through it and see what it does :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I was trying that myself. Unfortunately it does not let you import wav/mp3, you can only record.

But you can ofcourse re-rout your output to your recording input..
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh noes!
what a bunch of bastards. I'm not warbling down the Microsoft to that shit! I would probably get taken away.

How about ye'olde primative method of playing it out of a speaker back into a microphone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post just open the windows sound mixer
then go to properties, set it to 'recording' and select 'record master'

oh, and max out the voice, as microphones do tend to bash in with a lot of gain, which the program expects.

I just did it with a good 30secs of vocals which I had laying around, it's quite stunning how this program works..
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "possibly marking the beginning of the end for creativity in music"
did you hear you can copy tapes?
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you hear
Home taping killed music in 1983

FACT
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer this to the original
no joke.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So do I
and I'm a radiohead fan
 (augsav, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Think you've misjudged it.
At least it helped me sell glow in the dark towels to the functionally retarded.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E
 (Cap'n, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen?!

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just coming

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yes I can just see it now....
"pidgeons in fliiiiight..."
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Women messes up magic trick on the telly
I notice some newspapers claim that a woman nearly drowned on German TV in a show called 'The Next Uri Geller'. The truth is less interesting. Here is the video.

"As the clock ticked down, she thrashed around and was completely under the water for about 25 seconds.

Millions of viewers saw a show assistant rush onstage with bolt cutters to snap open the chains that kept Amila captive. " - The Sun

"The tank filled up with water and she was completely under for around 25 seconds, thrashing around as the clock ticked down.
A show assistant had to break open the lock with bolt cutters and pulled the clearly shocked woman out of the tank." - Daily Mail

Both papers obviously rewrote the same press release and didn't bother to watch the video.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just destroyed my faith in the quality journalism of both of those bastions of truth

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this
*outrage in the style of daily ma...*
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *Starts petition*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *tears up petition
*grabs pitchfork and mother/sister
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wet lady in tight suit
thrashing around in autoerotic-asphyxiation shocker.

Would have been a more interesting headline
For me

Or Germans in bad acting scandal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Drowning the first Uri Geller would have been nice.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post she was smiling when she came out
for god sake! great tits though (for the record)
 (Stocksie, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Those bike locks are shit
I had a massive one and the fuckers still got it (my bike):-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Favourite B-side?
29x The Pain, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear hear!
I'm with ya matey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Kermit's reaction video of Boxxy! :D

:D The remixes are pretty good to check out too
don't you think Kermit sounds like ray from everybody loves Raymond?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I&feature=channel_page
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XgfBI8ke8&feature=related
(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post don't you think Kermit sounds like ray from everybody loves Raymond?
nope
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post strange choice of show title...
Everyone I know thinks that Raymond is a Kermit-voiced cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Boxxy...
Just makes me reach for the close window icon. If that doesn't work, i reach for a gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post Monty's cottage for sale
wants
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post heh

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this in the Independent this morning and was a little confused
given I had been under the impression who ever owned it had been having a lucrative tourist business with the cottage with fans staying there

If that wasn't actually up for auction, I could afford to buy it; make an interesting mile from anywhere second home
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Now Rob should buy that for us
And we can all use it as a B3ta timeshare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck yeah.
This is genius.

Although having said that, imagine what it would look like after a couple of weeks of occupation by b3tans.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it comes with all the furniture you saw in the film
/burnt for firewood in two seconds I guess :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there...
...many times. And so have scores of Withnail fans, each taking a souvenir - to the point that the place has been gutted. Even the sink where Marwood washed the spuds is gone. It's like a cave. Very recognisable from the outside, though.

It's at a place called Wet Sleddale in Cumbria, should anyone wish to visit.

Edit: I also live in a town prominently mentioned in the film, though it was not actually filmed there.
 (Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a link post Save the penguins, kill the polar bears
great little game to kill a bit of time. Slightly too late for yesterdays penguin awareness day I know but fun anyway!

Don't think it's been on before but games often appear on more than one site, so I can't tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 - 0 - 4

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post worked for me
altho didn't load game due to scriptsmart
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post well, the page came up the second time
but no game
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it isn't very good - you aren't missing much

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats rich
coming from the person who posted this:

jelly.b3ta.com/links/265696
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I've never seen that before!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why?
Maybe you're doing it wrong :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It is entirely possible :P

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Evanescence rare lullaby song

I think it is quite interesting when famous people sing lullaby like songs, this one is sweet and short as well as being very pretty :D

What are your favorite b-sides and rarities?
(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see her
I can never get the image of her massive eyes and oddly shaped eyebrows out of my head. She's fucking weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She's beautiful
Aren't big eyes seen as a pretty feature?
 (Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah usually
but they can still look odd
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess...
But her voice in that song is to die for :) I wish I could sing like that!
 (Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Antares Autotune
is your friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post lol now I can sing like that! :D

(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
Yes she is.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Obama Celebration song from a strange woman...
Is it just me, or are these lyrics a tad Stalkerish?

-------
HER WORDS:
-------

Obama, Obama (with apologies to Blondie, Darling Darling Darling)

Obama, Obama, I can't wait to see you
Your picture ain't enough
I can't wait to touch you, in the flesh
Obama, Obama, I can't wait to hear you
Remembering our country, is nothing without you in the flesh
When feeling despondent about the US
You came out of nowhere
You were divine
You said; "Hands off this country, this one is mine"
We couldn't resist you
We're not deaf dumb and blind
Obama Obama, now you're in the house
We know you're gonna do things to turn it around
Oh Obama, Obama I'm so proud when I see you
Cos I know it means the worlds gonna think much more of us
With you in charge
Ohh with you in charge
President Obama we love you..
President Obama we love you..

Obama (with apologies to Blondie, Sunday Girl)
I know a guy from an unlikely street
Brown as chocolate
And just as sweet
Dry your eyes Obama!
Hey I saw the country in anothers hold
Looked like he was in another world
Dry your eyes Obama!
Hurry up hurry up and wait
We cant afford to stop now
or hesitate
At last we've got the blues
Please come see what your leadership
Can do for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i lasted 38 seconds
and 30 of them were silence
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The last 8 seconds were the sound of furious masturbation.
Well, for me anyway...
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i lasted 45 seconds and that was only to beat your record

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post How unhealthy is a doner kebab?
The doner is a post-pub favourite - grease and salt being the main food groups craved by the squiffy. Yet it also offers vegetables, protein and carbohydrates. Is the pitta pocket a wise dietary choice?
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post o_O
some vegetables that were cut a few days prior, or that morning at the earliest are not abundant in vitamins. As for the meaty shite? Noone thinks that's good for you surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken kebab is much healthier
It is after all just chicken and bread, perhaps some salad, nothing fried and ALOT less grease than doner meat. As for whatever sauce YOU choose to get on it however....
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Overe that or turkey is standard
wasn't even until I actually went to England that I realised lamb kebab is the norm over your end
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!
I've never had any meat up my end!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I did say over, not up inside
mind you, no idea what you do for fun
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never had any meat related substances
flung over my end, either.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post synchronicty
i have just read this article. doner kebeb = bleurgh. chicken kebab = 1/2 bleurgh
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post So your theory
is that a smaller animal makes a tastier kebab?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
excellent reasoning. yes. hamster ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be quite fond of doner meat
but the image of me picking bits of it out of my bed after I'd been stick will put me off it for a while yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I hate it when I vromit, too
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Top 99 women in 2009
The hottest women in the world, voted by you!
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I didnt vote
So ide better not look at the link..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post not me mate,
93 should be much higher, pah! pffft.

good link though :)


Edit: 75 just made me do a sex wee
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post sexist crap.
this belongs in laded magazine. i don't know why they bother with this shite, their readers will most likely never meet them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post sexist crap?
Fucking feminist bullshit, there's nothing sexist about finding people physically attractive.

PC Nazi
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
but putting them in order as tho life it is some sort of beauty contest for mens benefit is shurely sexist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Degrading
and fun!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you can degrade me anytime honey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
who could disagree with that? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That is utter bullshit
So what should they do then? Look at it like this.

Everyone of those women want to appeal to be physically attractive, there are number of reason I say this. 1 plastic surgery, and 2 their extremely expensive clothing.

I can also pretty much guarantee that for someone to come top of a pole involving 100 other people, it's not only good for self esteem but also their career.

So tell me, how that is degrading to women? Every one of those is richer and more successful than you or I.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, but to come 97th
is not great for their self esteem shurely, especially if, as you say, they have spent a ton of money on cosmetic surgery and clothing to look good. i am not actually arguing that is degrding for a woman to want/make herself look as good as she can, i am arguing that listing them like this, in a contest where men drool over them is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww 97th out 3.5 billion women
"booohoooo! how am I going to live this down?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post er, i dont think they think like that
like when you see dwain chambers come last in the 100 mtrs and you think, shit, useless. but in reality he is the 8th fastest man alive. losing a contest, you aren't gonna think about the people behind you, only those ahead of you, you would wonder why you didnt come higher, what you did wrong. and, as you say, tese women are rich and successful, yet here they are, judged only on their beauty, used as masturbatory aids for men. great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post But Dwain Chambers' entire purpose is to be faster than those people
Therefore defeat only spurs him on. I don't think he goes home after a race and cries himself to sleep.

Anyway, I don't think that's a perfect analogy. There are lots of things wrong with the lad-mag-image of perfectionism and all that. But feeling sympathy for those whose only talent and purpose in life is to be judged as "World's Sexiest Woman" isn't really high up my list.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post so conming 97th in this contest
wil presumably spur these women on to even more surgery in their pursuit of perfection?

anyway, bed now, i was on my own at work today and am fucking knackered asd the other guy phoned in and so i had to do bloody everything. cunt for phoning in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the sort of person who puts themself in the public eye
isn't going to be troubled by being labelled the 97th sexiest woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post see above reply
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure they're aware of what they're getting into.
When you're trying to purposely sell yourself on looks alone, and aren't aware of what this involves, then I just have to sit back to point my finger and laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to fuck
you up the arse
 (ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
tha is a pretty sad reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And what?
Us women never put sexy men in order, have them plastered over magazines half naked and posing, in calenders....?
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post of course they do - see
b3ta.com/links/269933.

it is why there are people like brad pitt and liz hurely and so on in films. it makes money. are you ok, then, with men doing this, objectifying women in this way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I treat objects like women

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love my trowel

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not fucking objectifying anything!
It's putting them on a pedestal!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Both genders objectify each other equally the same.
It's just some people like to make a fuss of it, and think of their nads as a bit of the Borg.
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ill wank to that!
'shakes fist angrily'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post confused
Is it higher as in, yeh i would. And lower as in probably after a few pints? Or something?
 (tedster, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's usually the way top X lists work,.
#1 is best.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yeh but
higher in the list would mean higher number, number one being the lowest. Saying that would still introduce them all to the captain.
 (tedster, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Moar kitenz plz

(Cap'n, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a link post Stefan Heilemann bizzare artwork made of 100 photos NSFW
German artist Stefan Heilemann from Stuttgart is incredibly creative and has a huge sense of humor or bizarreness

only slightly NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing work!
But why is it marked as NSFW?
 (Lex scripta, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post semi nudity
just being cautious
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I like them
Incredibly creative is right, also slightly headwrong too. Which probably helps.

Some cool pics there
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post In fact
*click* it deserves one of them in my opinion
 (Lex scripta, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say that some of these are really good
but most of them are passable at best. Some of the photoshoppery is just OK and some of the photos even seem a little amateurish. A lot of the concepts are great, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent link
Some are stunning
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird
but nice
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post now that's
what i call HappyToast!
www.magazine13.com/img/arts/stefan-heilemann-artwork/Stefan-Heilemann-artwork50.jpg
 (ganainm, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Dayam J Smooth NSFW
The comments for this video make it
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some things
a brother and sister should just not do.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I geddit!
Brother and sister, because they is black innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post not really no

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hrrrmmm rythmic

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post When it looked like he was stripping (argh!) and he still had his socks on
I laffed. Y'see; the socks always get neglected, and there's not much worse than a guy getting it all away to reveal that he's still wearing his socks... yes, very sexy.

Remember lads, if you're gonna be doing some sexy-time-dancing be sure not to have socks in the first place.

Also, if you sped this up it could be a Judo instructional video by the looks of some of the things they're doing... like the time he's dry-humping the small of her back when they're facing opposite ways on the floor; the only function that could possibly serve is violence.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Was thinking of the benny hillifier
but i can't retrieve the vid for the speeded up version :(
 (spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i see what u mean
also - socks off for sex - yes. why do guys leave them on? also, i once saw a set of gay playing cards with guys on them, naked apart from socks. wha is it with gay guys and sports socks? anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Searching for socks and gay
returns some very interesting results :/
 (spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No socks
*takes notes*
 (Haz, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the moves are kinda cool,
whirling around and all, but not really sexy. More of a dance routine I guess
 (Haz, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Is
That one of the table humpers finally found a real lady to play with?
 (Benzyl, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a link post New street art in San Francisco
Adios!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hell
yes
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:09, Reply)

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