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This is a link post Cool vid, Delta 2 Rocket with Mars Rover set to a Tuuuune! NSFW
NIN Sunspots.

POSSIBLY NSFW AS THERE MIGHT BE SWEARING IN THE LYRICS, I CAN'T REMEMBER THO.

*EDIT* yes there is....
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post karoshi!
fun game where the aim is to kill yourself to progress

gc says yes, but fuck it.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, I got stuck on 36

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post very glassy
but very good
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post how do i
kill myself in level 45 (i.e. the one with 45 lives left)?

edit: nevermind, i did it
 (bucsie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 28 is fucking me
but I'm sure I'll get it eventually.

I'm at the stage where there are more red herrings than actual ways to kill yourself, the last two have been pretty obvious answers shrowded with loads of different buttons and things... this one is worringly minimalistic.

Edit: Got it! Now I just need to get the timing right.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't do level 41 :(
Any help anyone?

Edit: Done now, now I am stuck on 32 :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i played this last week and 41 was hard enough that i lost interest.
walkthrough says jump shoot the box and run under the safe... i couldn't do it. annoying.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great.
Just finished it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post !!!!EXTREEEEEEEMMMMME!!!!! er.. Ironing
what the fuck?
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show
Once a moisture farmer always a moisture farmer
 (commandsheep .com, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post "Getting Jesus in the Mood" by Anne Brashler
From Publishers Weekly
Hokey and pretentious, this debut short-fiction collection by a co-editor of StoryQuarterly relies heavily on sexual motifs. Harriet of "You Turn You Around" accompanies a stuttering Lemont to a prostitute; we learn that on a wall hangs "a crude picture depicting an oversized rooster chasing a naked girl with large round breasts that looked as if they were flying," but we're never clued in about the nature of Harriet and Lemont's relationship or why she is motivated to come along for the ride. In the title story, a hideously obese woman who was sexually abused by her brothers as a child eats the raw dough of the communion wafers she is baking: "Oh Lordy, Lordy. The body of Christ inside her at last. When he pressed against her nipples, He made them harder than the Devil ever did." The eight-year-old narrator sleeps with her father in "Everywhere My Father," and fondles his "nest with a finger curled like a baby bird"; then a fire breaks out in their home, firemen rescue them, and "I wondered if our bed was burned. I wondered if my father's nest had burned." "Wild Strawberry, a Snap-On Button Shirt, the Best She Ever Made," about a recovering alcoholic who marries a woman who is going blind, is affecting but it hardly compensates for the rest of the volume.
Copyright 1991 Reed Business Information, Inc.
 (Tael, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet the Kirkus reviewer seemed to like it.
As a consumer I'm confused. As a writer, I'm seeing dollar signs every time I blink.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Ice Skating and Boobies NSFW
NFSW due to flashes of boobiness. GC says no...
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I have the fear of that happening on Dancing On Ice
With Colleen Nolan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^colleen nolan
*fwaps*

i was watching that clip while listening to foo fighters-monkey wrench and it synched up remarkably well! other than that,a long wait for a tiny glimpse of nip!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post YEY BOOBIES

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it really need to 2 minutes long?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I think this video is more about the mullet than the tittage.
 (nattyplatypus Is flippin eck, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to Bennyhillify it
but it wouldn't let me speed it up :-(
 (Cap'n, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wohoo!
10 10 10 10 10!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that was it?!
well... better than nothing I suppose
 (augsav, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And
That's why they normally wear bodysuits albeit pink in bits that are meant to be exposed flesh (that and it's cold).
 (Benzyl, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post classic daily mail comment
"What beutifull children you don't see this much in Britain anymore......."
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god, trash press is becoming a parody of itself

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The talk of "potions" gets me
Do Daily Mail readers live in a right wing, anxious, Oblivion type RPG?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.....Every council estate has a witch, and Homeopathic healers are like warlocks
and really rich people all live in castles...
Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:
Bring me my Chariot of fire !

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that song/poem,
sang it at a funeral on Monday and it made me well up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye it is a good un.
Even better as I like W Blakes outlook on life.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I had it at my Mum's funeral
just to bum everyone out!
Hello b3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello miss
Any interesting cases today?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hello!
depends if you count buggery as interesting. I suppose some people might!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Not sure how to answer that one;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it illegal?
Or is it the context in which it was administered illegal?!

BTW 'Noon T0ria
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Blue Nun was involved
Not sure whether it was the contents or the bottle itself though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *Xmas Flashbacks*
0_o


EDIT: Howareya me laddo?
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine sir!
You preparing your liver (and numbing your taste buds) for the march bash? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My liver is perma-numbed these days
and my tastebud is assaulted on a daily basis by my home cooking so nowt to worry about there...

Any ideas on what the plan is?
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello both I am back from Greggs
with pastie. Carry on!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Carry On Pastie?
I don't remember that one?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be surprised if it
hasn't already been made to be honest.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure yet
Boss lady (t0ria) hasn't confirmed, but I was thinking of going for a bite to eat early on, to "line the stomach" as it were.

Plus, if we're going to the Fab cafe, Chinatown is next door...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha boss lady?
I quite like that! Shall I wear my suit?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Just wear the wig
That would be sublime :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post JUST
the wig...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Y'know,
we could reinact that dream you had...

You in the wig, me with the big gavel. ;)
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sexually harrassing anyone today
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I should hope not!
Unless it's that illegal buggery of which you speak above^.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Britain has gone to the dogs
You don't see beautiful chilren anymore. Their ASBO-fuelled faces are all crack ridden and contorted with granny rape knife crime. Last one out turn out the lights.
 (Necroflange, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way they headline the article
"Did Nazi doctor Mengele - the Angel of Death - cause twin surge in South American town?"

Then, the first paragraph proper reads "A notorious Nazi doctor known as the 'Angel of Death' IS behind an alarming number of twins born..." emphasis my own
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Rule 1 of Daily Mail headlines
If it's phrased as a question; the answer is "No".

"Are Asylum Seekers Eating British Swans?"
"Could EU Make You Sell Your House?"
"Was Diana Driver MI6 Mole?"

... you get the idea.
 (simon shitting mason, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone give a shit about our newspaper?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Credit cards do not accept penises NSFW
Yeah this is your kind of thing. I don't mean that in a bad way.
 (brainburger, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffft!
Excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That's brilliant!
 (Tael, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, why didn't I think of this?
I even had to change my signature 18 months ago after I got married and changed my name. I could've made it anything!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Legally you can sign your name as anything you want
as long as there's no intent to defraud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking brilliant!
Penis jokes are fab! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucking awesome
most i've laughed in months *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :D
If someone did this in front of the at the supermarket, I'm sure I'd be laughing like a loon.

Well played to him
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I love this!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man im still laughing xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Excellent work! My mate - who is a burly Moroccan - has signed his checks with "Pink" for years, but this is a further step in the right direction...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this is genious! i tell you

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliance :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He
Should combine the signature with a photo personalisation of his card like - www.rbs.co.uk/personal/credit-cards/g2/card-personalisation.ashx . I'm sure other providers offer this service but at the moment I can't think of who they might be.
 (Benzyl, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Watchmen goes viral
Despite the fact that I don't like the way they've animated Dr Manhattan and that they're not going to have the original ending, this film has such potential to be fantastic that I'm still terrified they're going to make a complete mess of it.

This is rather nice though!
(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a spoiler in your post there?
Might be worth changing it to save those who may not have read the book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Right you are
to protect the innocent. My friend who isn't into comic books just read it and was blown away. I think I may have a little too much influence on her though, I explained to her the concept of lolligoth (with pictures) and now she's obsessed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work with that!
In my flat at the moment there's a copy going round being read by everyone, and so far we've got six people who are so excited about seeing the film that we've all promised to buy tickets for the first night as soon as they go on sale. Result!
Not sure about the viral, but I do like how they've done Manhattan personally. Oh well, anything which means I can see more of the film is a good thing, in my book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post have they really changed the end?
fuck i might not even bother watching it. i'll be one of the don'twatchmen.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Who watches the Watchmen?
No one
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post very very very good
made me grin like a simpleton
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard they've changed the central conceit of it
but not the overall ending. No tacked-on happily-ever-after thing, it just wouldn't work. Not after all the effort they've put in everywhere else.
Trying to not give the game away here for the uninitiated...
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i hope so
i enjoyed v for vendetta as a film but it was a bit of a travesty of the comic. i can see why yer man moore isn't keen.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Concurred
On both counts.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as they have something like the silent images of New York just after the climax
I won't mind. That chapter was incredible. Shame they're getting rid of the space creature though. I guess they had to argue enough to keep Dr. Manhattan's gigantic freakish one-eyed monster in the final cut without another one stealing his thunder.

*geeks out*
 (Cap'n, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post PAUL ROSS - 20 Inch Canvas Print on Amazon...
Another classic piece of shit on Amazon, seemingly put there solely to amuse those who like leaving silly comments, and those who like reading them.

eg; "All my friend's at the local church group were very jealous when I received my Paul Ross print! We've decided to take down the statue of Jesus in our local church and replaced it with big Paul instead. He's a real inspiration to us all!"
 (Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Please see
B3ta Newsletter 358.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post :-(
Oops.

Sorry for doubling up, everyone...
 (Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Some gems in the replies: "Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week."

"Think yourself lucky, mine has turned up back to front, who on earth wants to look at the back of a frame when hung on a wall ?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post genius
"All my friend's at the local church group were very jealous when I received my Paul Ross print! We've decided to take down the statue of Jesus in our local church and replaced it with big Paul instead. He's a real inspiration to us all!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
needs more croisant
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my lord!
I just looked at their other prints too :S

www.amazon.co.uk/s/280-7067742-3999423?ie=UTF8&search-type=ss&index=kitchen-uk&field-keywords=Media%20Storehouse
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The "future" looked so much better back then :(
I can't see why that wasn't a winner
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome
What with the 360 turning ability and such it's like something out of Thunderbirds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That is really good - top find sir !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post These are still around now
www.icechallenger.com/

Wicked video, though.
 (moltenretriever, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really the same propulsion idea though
and god what a shit web site. If you use flash just embed the friggin videos :)
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I can remember
Their vehicle used good old fashioned wheels on land, but when they came to nasty ice fields they would float on the screws, which would rotate to break the ice and also give them propulsion.

And yeah, the site is pretty 2002.
 (moltenretriever, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post that dude with the horse
was smacking the shit out of it...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The only problem I can see with this would be the drastic ammount of torque needed.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 2:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffs vs Helicopters
awwww it's almost like a cute final scene of King Kong but with fluffs and not King Kong or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I have to get one of those
See, cats win because they're MENTAL.

And 'ning sir :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :D
I got one of the mini-copters for Chrimbo last year - our 2 cats went mental when it was flying round :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
the black kitten and the grey mouse are particularly brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!
Skip it to about 7:11 for the best scene EVER
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god!
i thought you were exaggerating, but sure enough...
 (augsav, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post Nuff GC
Amazing light show, HD version is stunning. Anyone know where this place is?
(Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a French company
The shots are from all over Europe. I WANT one...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Obama Sworn in for 2nd time
Right. We need to start a "book" for how long it will take the conspiracy theorists to make something of this.

I reckon Dekion Trouser Pants the Third will soon be telling us that the second one was an imposter, but they swore him in to keep it all legal if anyone found out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Way to read, Judge Roberts >_>

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this earlier this morning, and as I did I thought to my self
"My god, the conspiracy types are going to have enough cloth to make a suit and jacket out of this story"
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I thought nothing of it before,
but now that you mention it...
 (augsav, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish he would stop all this fucking swearing

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
The White House says that the second swearing was unnecessary, but that it'll keep the initial swearing out of the conspiracy theorists' grubby little hands as a bonus.

Fair enough.

However, the second swearing was done without a Bible... which means that, even if the Dekions don't have anything, the fundies now will.

Oy veh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does it have to be a Bible at all?
Surely it would make more sense to use a copy of the constitution
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Last year
I had to swear on a bible. I was asked whether I minded; I said no, but it might as well be the koran or the collected works of Pam Ayres.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I swore on a bible once.
Wrote "cuntsplot" on the first page of Exodus.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now inexplicably tempted
to sneak into the nearest church and add "movement of Jah people" on that page of all their bibbles.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Constitution The Adventures Of Moominpapa
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea.
I was thinking about this on the way in to work this morning: if I had to swear an oath, what would I use, given my atheism? To use any kind of scripture would be odd, since to swear to tell the truth on that'd be to give a false impression: I'd perjure myself in the process of promising not to. I love Moby Dick, but I don't think that it adds anything to my testimony.

I could go literal, and hold my balls: "testimony" shares an origin with "testes", in the sense of "Cut these off if I'm lying".

But I came to the conclusion that the fact that I say I'm telling the truth ought to be enough: lying is simply below me. If you don't believe me, then that's your problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Enzyme
You'd be asked in court to make an affirmation, rather than swearing on a relevant holy book.
 (I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
Somebody still holds hope that America will remember the whole 'separation of church and state' thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They've cloned him in case someone bumps him off
SILLY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course!
sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it just says he didn't use a bible the second time
i'm putting my money on the tinfoilers to say it was on a koran...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Whipped cream tea?
Amusing cafe name
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!
*fans self*
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
That place has been like that for years.

/lives local.
 (Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i live near an off licience called salut...
you can guess the rest...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Now this has potential!!
I immediately thought of my fellow b3tards and how much mischief could be generated with this site.
The people making avatars are a hoot...is this helping them get dates or something? Fucking idiots!!
 (cidman2001 Sick,sick,sick...I Love it!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post potential indeed!
I'm gonna log back in about midday and expect to laugh....
My webcam is buggered tho...
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post well, I'm back
And laughing my ass off
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY WHAT FUN!
I tried to make one saying "your all gay" but it was too short, then I made one just saying "gay". I'm going to do random body parts now
hahaha!
Hours of fun
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Too much fun!
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post To meatspin
or not to meatspin

That is the question
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post someone already has done the badger meatspinning.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. That was me too

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Who did this?
www.b3tards.com/u/2ba415001264c86ddf04/wonderful.jpg

I nearly spat coffee over my monitor :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Err, me again

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *Applauds*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
shame it didnt last long
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah!
Shame it was taken away
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
edit: argh! stupid site put the spin between the penis...
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lols

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome :D
I like the fact that someone's already spelt the word "penis" on it, 1st glance.

Result :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *bows*
I thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo Sir, Bravo! :D

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
I had to screengrab this:

www.b3tards.com/u/9bfed1dba05f5ab71542/b3taspam.png
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well done that man!
Send it to the overloads, it needs to be in the newsletter
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
Great source of gifs...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Serves 'em right
for not vetting us!
Edit: Their mods are slow, PENIS has been up for nine hours! (Oooh Missus)
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Man Tries to Build Cat-Proof Fence
[and fails]

I do like his dogged determination though!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post the mind boggles

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
that guy is awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i admire your pun :)

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Petty + Chuck Norris + Dr Heinz Wolf = This guy.
Awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot Dr Brian Cox - for all of his SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking
he looked a bit like Steve Coogan as Saxondale.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, and, upon reflection, Iggy Pop too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for goodness sake!
It's clearly Rob Bryden in a wig!
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Excactly!
My first thought as well.
 ([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was defeated by cats long ago. I learned how to give up. They like that.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They REQUIRE that.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy is the king of win

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I really want this to be part 1 of a whole series
I like this guy's attitude
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post CATS WIN EVERYTHING!

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the fluff safe
7 or 8 year's work all to be still treated with the disdain that humans deserve. I love the bit where you hear him trip out of shot.
 (Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "I WILL outwit her!"
He obviously hasnt had cats for long then.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is ace *glees*

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter this hard!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post No Elephant! Don't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
Worth it for the ending!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA!!!
funnest thing i've seen in yonks
 (Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post worth it
for the kids' reactions in the background too.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, he had to taste it afterwards!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear god nooooooooo
hhahhhahhhhahha ace
.click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty boy !! :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel violated
Like watching 2 tramps suck each other off.

Although not as much as if it'd been a proper ele-fisting.
 (babydad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post San Francisco Shoe Throwing Party!
at guess who...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sidney youngblood?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post no
guess again
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Urethra Franklin?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No
guess again.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:55, Reply)

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