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Operation Cockade
But there doesn't seem to be an emergency tin of magenta paint mentioned anywhere in this article.
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Conman the Barbarian, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Lolcats go darkside
saw this on the front page of lolcats today:
Fritzl cat
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chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Haha
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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HaHaHaHaHaHa!
That is hilarious!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:18,
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Pfffft.
Nice. Though the comments section / forum on Cheezburger makes me want to puke blood.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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Gallery of preloaders
If you like that sort of thing.
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tedster, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:09,
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I like this sort of thing
Ta :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:16,
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This page never loaded properly.
All I kept seeing was these loading animations coming up...
*shuffles off to buy OK*
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:25,
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Wonderful
I watched this for far too long! Thanks
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Sammo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:33,
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I must have watcher about 10 befoe I relised it was a gallery of loaders
I'm retarded
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Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:50,
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Woman throws tantrum in Korean Restaurant
bonus: then another one at the camera
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largoembargo ???, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:08,
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I got the fear
for whoever was recording at the end of the video...shiiit!
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Sammo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:33,
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LOL
Probably whinging because her jack russell steak was a tad cold.
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addikt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:58,
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hahah
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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What a fucking idiot
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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hahaha
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Oh dear.
Get in Supernanny.
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Bionic Goose Resisting the urge to burn things, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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haha
loonies are ace. I particularly love the woman closest to the camera trying desperately not to laugh out loud.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:24,
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bob!
NSFW
okay i know it says no porn - but this isnt really porn - just a very large man getting his first experience of the fairer sex :)
just dont watch it in front of your boss.
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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:'(
why did i just download that?
*sobs*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30,
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For the same reason I have bookmarked the link
To vigorously masturbate using salad cream as a lubricant. Mmmmmm salady!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33,
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that's this evening sorted then eh?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:03,
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I think I've seen this before
if it's the thing I'm thinking of, it just made me sad.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32,
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It made me sad anyway :(
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41,
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yes it is sad
and twichy! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:48,
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I caught sight of myself in the mirror mid-roger the other evening
and the sight was so off-putting that my old chap instantly drooped.
God knows how the Mrs manages to find any excitement in the whole affair.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33,
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Probably the same as my lovely lady
They think of Brad Pitt.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38,
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Or his daughter
Shiloh.
;-)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40,
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Our mirrors aren't big enough for mine unless I stand
At an 3/4 angle or less.
And the cats run in fear when I get up in the morning.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:47,
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Thanks for that!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:57,
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Bloody hell...They must have better imaginations than Mr Benn.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41,
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Daily Express goes too far
Despite being by Graham Linehan (Father Ted, Big Train, IT Crowd), this is in no way funny.
Have a read and, if you get as cross as I did, follow the link to the online petition.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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Nice article!
The founder of bloggerheads is the b3tan Manic, and he posted a link to his site on it the other day :) Worth a read for you.
b3ta.com/links/Tabloid_journalist_in_hypocrisy_shock
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:03,
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Indeed, and I state again:
Paula Murray is an idiot.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:09,
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I'd go as far and say she was a cunt.
And to her face if I ever had the misfortune to meet her.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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A cunt who deserves to be crucified upside-down
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:24,
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You know, you're right.
Has this been highlighted in the popular media in any way?
It may have, but if so, I've missed it.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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That article goes so well with
this link: www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2009/03/paula_murray_drinks.asp
It was posted by Manic here: b3ta.com/links/291223
*EDIT: b3tan to the post!
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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Good for him, well written and kind of fucking obvious really.
The idiots that buy this shit and then talk about it at work and down the pub as if it in any way has a bearing on reality can fuck off as well.
*Sign petition*
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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I think I saw this in the paper....
I didn't even read the article. It was such an invasion of privacy for doing nothing wrong other than being alive and living their lives how they see fit.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:13,
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MY 1000th LINKS BOARD POST!
w00t!
I'd like to thank my mother, my father, Lenny Henry, everyone from Diff'rent Strokes (even the white guy!)
You lot are smashing, you really are. Here is a nice tune to celebrate my milestone and the fact that it's a nice day (or at least appears to be so through the shutters of the office windows).
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36,
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Congrats :)
Lovin' the Spin Doctors video ;)
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:39,
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Spin Doctors?! Gack...kaah....I'm choking on my own rage here!
Hehe. Thanks, Monty.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44,
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Sorry ;)
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45,
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Happy 1000th!
As I have had to go back to work and thereby can't see any links I am going to assume you are nekkid in this post
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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His cock is HUGE.
Not as big as mine, like.
And he kills a badger.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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hahaha
purple and shiny?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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Black and white
It's a BADGER, Duh!
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54,
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wrong!

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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Hahaha!
You winned that :D
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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t0ria for the win!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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Don't encourage her.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:11,
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I am keeping this thread for posterity!
In other news- I am currently off my face on Sudafed. Seriously, its like taking speed.
not that I'd know, obviously
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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May I suggest a codeine tablet as well?
Might as well mix it up and smoke some oregano and dried banana skins whilst you're at it.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:21,
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May have an issue with work no-smoking policy
but I'll bear it in mind.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31,
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Try smoking smarties instead.
www.b3ta.com/links/287112
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35,
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You're sticking this thread on your What?
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:23,
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is posterity not a word?
I've gone a bit cross eyed.
Also I've looked at the word manslaughter so many times today it has lost all meaning.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30,
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Silly:
Posterior
And ooh, interesting case?
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35,
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Is it honestly good shit?
I'm always on the lookout for over the counter ways of making my working day go by more enjoyably.
I found that 4 Berrocas and some Kalms make a pleasant cocktail.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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Everything has gone very brightly coloured
and my ears are ringing.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:31,
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Splendid.
Sounds like what happens when you stand up too quick.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:34,
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*encourages*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Was I not supposed to get it out?
If not now, then WHEN?
Honestly, not in the office, not in the hospice, not in the orphanage....it's madness.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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Teacher arrested over rape of 11 year old accusation
Disgusting thing to happen (if true, it;s the daily fail)
There is 1 funny thing though. Scroll down to the 1st picture then read the sentance above it.
Statement: "Neither the school nor the teacher can be named."
then the photo caption: "Hillingdon: The allegation has shocked parents at the London school"
*EDIT: Sorry, thought Hillingdon was the school not the borough. My bad. Have a funny Star Wars poster to make up for it: www.sevennationarmy.net/blog/?p=335
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:19,
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That's the district though, not the school, but I get your point.
I like the way they've included an image of the Soham Murders victims to further incense readers.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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I hadn't even hovered my cursor
over the link and I knew it was the Daily Mail
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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Hehe, yes...lest we forget.
"SLEEP TIGHT LITTLE ANGLES!!!!!1"
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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Are they Jade Goody celeb ones
Or cheapo non-celeb angles?
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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Jade Goody is the most acute of all God's angles.
None of these flash-in-the-pan minor ones like Gabriel.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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Acute triangle
So acute she doesn't actually have a point, you mean?
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psd eats stuff. Often., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:36,
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Ha.
Nice.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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:)
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51,
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Hillingdon is a London borough.
It doesn't name a school...just that it was a Hillingdon primary school.
That breathtaking vista is the Hillingdon cityscape.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44,
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Haha
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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yes!
This is my stock answer to everything now.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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I actually get this
yay me
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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Bill Wyman's metal detector
I made this!
Ive bought an xbox. Not gonna get much done for the next few months.
Maybe that's a good thing.
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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"Its goes wheep! It goes Eghghrh!"
"Its goes wheep! It goes Eghghrh!"
"Its goes wheep! It goes Eghghrh!"
In my head all day now... Woo!
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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fantastic.
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Kammy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23,
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this is wonderful
you, sir, are a genius
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crab_bloke), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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Seriously, you are a genius.
On behalf of b3ta: Please have our collective babies.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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That is quite wonderful :D
*clicks hard*
Edit - I forgot you did this one as well (NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JziE11E1zSY&feature=channel
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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that's fucking ace!
edit: & this ones my ringtone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt7bwc4ldII&feature=channel_page
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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What they all said. *clickeh*
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Dave McF wrote some words on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54,
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Duuuude!
That is quite, quite lovely.
Click, clickity, click, click, click!
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51,
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Newsletter material if ever I saw it.
Top stuff.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:14,
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Still watching it
but blow me this is amazing, what a tune!
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Sammo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:35,
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haha
excellent stuff
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mutated monty, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:06,
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Burn your Xbox.
I want MORE OF THIS.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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Fucking brilliant
Throw your XBox away
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blindmelon, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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christ, lots of comments
thanks for the support. Been playing xbox all day so didnt check back to this post. sorry. Glad you like it. Ive got a couple more vids coming soonish. Gotta go to work now. Bah
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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i love this
and i love my xbox
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drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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Wheep! Eeeghh!
And then you don't dig.
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TrillionGrams, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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Bloody brill!
I can tell I'm going to have it stuck in my head for a while...
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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absolutely fuckin A!!!
Have a gold star!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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1:04 - 1:20
Laughing my tits off.
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WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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I LOVE YOU.
/swoons
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tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:07,
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Absolutely
first rate and welcome to the XBox community..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:22,
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Out
fucking
standing.
*applauds*
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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Thanks!
Given up the fags, hence the xbox reward, but this is really making me wanna have a celebratory ciggy. aaaargh.
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 20:36,
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My face hurts now.
This is wondrous. Not only that, but it's a SERIOUS earworm. Get it out as a single, you'll make a fortune.*
* Size of fortune may vary according to economic and music-market circumstances.
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LeeRatbag, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 0:33,
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well done!
you've managed to give the least rock'n'roll member of the stones some funk. congratulations.
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hubris, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 0:47,
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Excellent!
As a metal detector nerd myself, this rings all the right bells. And I can't get it out of my head!
I love it!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 8:26,
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There's no justice
If this had been about the average age of solders in Vietnam, it's would be a #1 hit!
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NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 9:31,
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that is spot on, awesone
where would one get the mp3 version? and paul scofied on crack cocain for that matter.
edit: scrub that, just found your soundclick page, yay!
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furey, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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i loike this
very muchly. top stuff!
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DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 7:49,
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Nice work, as always...
I loved "Get in the back of the van". Very eighties feel to it that was highlighted (to me at least) by the video. Just a little bit dark.
What sequency tools did you use for these?
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Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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Best platform game of 2009.
Also has a great soundtrack from the Pet Shop Boys.
2nd repost ever in 6 years.
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Fluffster, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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I approve of this.
Very good song. I'm a big PSB fan, and I like women's bits.
Fancy!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:43,
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Somebody posted the Comic Relief Blankety-Blank
Thought this was worth a look too!
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bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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haha
ace
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just_steve, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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No matter what he ever does....
for Wogan and Look Around You, I will love him forever.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:23,
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Look Around You
rocks my socks with a thousand knocks
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bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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Check out the new albumen.
It's out now.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Thanks, ants.
Thants.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:35,
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Thanks, jimbotfu
er...
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40,
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"Thimbotfu."
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:51,
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"Eranu"
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:35,
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:)
www.thanksants.com/
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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Nibbles by Christopher Hinton
Morning all! I was watching this last night and was gonna post it on here but it wasn't on youtube so I uploaded it :)
Rather mental style, but I really enjoyed it, hope you do too :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:36,
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ha ha ha wtf?
A rather manic style. I used to draw a bit like that using long sticks dipped in ink.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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Spears???
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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No thanks. I just put one out
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:40,
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Aye,
it reminded me a bit of discomeats to be honest with you :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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OK, maybe GC cos it's on the BBC website too but...
I seem to recll a b3tan recently made a "thumb-drive" from Stone-plaster, and there were many jokes about him actually installing it to his thumb....well, the finnish have beaten him to it...
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Just Flange, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:17,
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Site of funny stuff
I made this!
Not a shameless plug or a spam ... honest.
There's some funny stuff on my new site and much of it exclusive.
Hendrix Bear Diary (http://www.iwial.co.uk/?p=68) is quite popular - as are the "News?" articles (originally posted to UnNews).
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Whippet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Impressive
lurkage
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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lurkage
indeed
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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How to Sell Home and Electronic Appliances In Europe (Gloriously NSFW)
I was gobsmacked by the awesomeness of this Scandinavians advert. Really is NSFW due to female top half nudity, but worth the watch if you can.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33,
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That's wierd. That link is purple.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:37,
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That's not the only thing
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55,
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haha
their government might be filled with racist cunts, but sometimes the danes still manage to win me over.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:04,
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hahah
best advert ever. Who gives a toss what it's about?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05,
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Watching it again
I gave it a good old toss.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:07,
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Now why can't we make adverts like that in the UK?
:'(
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40,
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There was a shower gel advert with a flash of nip around 1994.
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Zuowan, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45,
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I remember that!
What was the name of the shower gel?
EDIT - Was it Neutrogena
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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I don't remember,
I just remember that I only caught it twice, but was looking out for it for the next year or so.
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Zuowan, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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I thought I was the only one!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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I only saw it once
but it made me watch ITV for ages!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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I saw it too!
and no-one believed me in all these years...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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I saw that nipple.
Nice one, too.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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I think it was Neutrogena
and was shown after the watershed so as not to outrage Daily Mail readers
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Because we have Paddington advertising Marmite
o_0
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47,
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Coooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*rubs thighs*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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It's not just me that pops one off to that then.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:24,
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I've been known to rub one out to Winnie the Pooh
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Poohkakke?
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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Only if there are 6 of us.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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What I want to know is
how come they show condom ads in the Simpsons' ad break?
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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Target marketing
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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reminds me of that Bill Hicks thing about advertising
(someone find a vid of it plse I can;t at work)
Basicly he was saying that if you showed a naked women with her legs spread and the prodiuct between her legs then he would buy it. He wouldn;t care if it was shit in a can. because of the advert he would buy it.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:38,
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Tis here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUWTquztGY
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Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:06,
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Ruthless Peoples Magazine - Issue 1
I made this!
A few weeks ago I had an idea for a general fiction magazine, free at the point of use...
...so I got drunk and accidentally did it.
I hope you enjoy it. There is some neat stuff in there.
Be gentle, or not--I'm knackered and I need suggestions!
And flash fiction. Always need flash fiction.
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:27,
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I liked "kid on a bike"
I dont normally read so I didn't read any of the longer writings.It looks great and deserves clicks
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:52,
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You've just made Sanford's day.
If you don't normally read, you'll like:
- Snick (Donald Conrad)
and
- Man Bites Man (Aaron Polson)
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:56,
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Not really a magazine though is it?
Where are the pictures?
The celebrity gossip?
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WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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I think it may be
upyourbum
[Edit: obviously, in a nice way.]
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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I would also add that you are looking especially sexy today
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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Why
thank you!
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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I like this!
And have clicked as such. No time to read anything in detail just now but the concept and execution.. I like these!
Now kindly produce a web based version of the magazine for internet enabled phones ;)
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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That is indeed part of the
plan. I'm tying up the contents of issue 2 so I might have time to look into .mobi and things like that. And of course Kindle.
You can probably read it on an iPhone.
[Edit - sorry; forgetting my manners. Thanks for the things you like!]
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:58,
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Yup - you can read it on an iPhone
would be better with slightly bigger font, but the PDF in landscape format is astonishingly good. Shame the bookmarks don't appear, though...
Hm.
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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I like this!
Nice clean format. Very nice to read!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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Cheers Barry
All down to the writers. I'm just really proud to have such great people on board for issue 1.
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alienheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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Another wacky Japanaese game show
Kinda ronseal really.
And on my YouTube travels I found this, Ram the Boob!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4AgYAW20Y
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:26,
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How come we don't have great entertainment like Ram the Boob on TV over here?
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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Ass Baboons
What's not to like?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:23,
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The fact that it's rubbish?
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Splosion123, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:07,
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Not as weird as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDpgaaXM7vE
Translation, anyone!?
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Darklord, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:09,
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get your liquid trust now
found this slightly sinister product. I prefer an electric monk for my trust needs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:00,
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it is sinister
but luckily for us, it will make you trust others, not the other way round.
The promotional woman goes on about how the new york times confirmed it's effects.
which is true, when it's used as a nasal spray, and when it's used on the person you want to be trusting.
www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-11.html
having said that, i hope stomach acid kills it, or it tastes fowl. i can see people buying this and dropping it in your drink.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:28,
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I assume it'll be oxytocin
and yes, it will make you more likely to trust others, to bond with them and to lactate.
It is very sinister that people should want to manipulate hormones like this, but in a way we've been doing it for ages with musk in perfumes.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57,
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