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This is a link post My new kitten Monster Truck in a potty I made this!
I've got a new kitten! YEAH! He's called monster Truck! He is very pretty, but also a bit foolish at times.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you don't let your child play in the litter tray!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post well i don;t let them get completely in it!
the potty is clean though. if it got pooed in i guess i'd be less keen on monster truck getting in, but zak uses the toilet and bliss is still in nappies
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you could make a really massive ice cube in that!
Not that i'd put it in my drink though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i wouldn't really advise it dude

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Monster Truck...
...he knows that he's not supposed to be in the potty but doesn't care, cos he's a free spirit.

And he looks like my cat Wooster did when he was little - Mackerel tabbies can be very pretty.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post he's either a free spirit
or a bit of an idiot. could go either way. he's certainly very pretty though, and very lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE OVERLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
*ASPLODE*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *pop*

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate seeing videos of really cute kittens
moved just 3 months ago into new place. not allowed pets.

Myself and Lady Munkee wanted kittins :(

have to wait a little longer til we can purchase somewhere... sad times
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Booooooooo!
have they no soul?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post how long before he's singing in one of your videos?
hope your hard at work making a tiny kitty guitar
 (That Random Guy, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i'll start training him soon
he's only just 7 weeks old at the mo though so i reckon he's due a bit of a break before i send him down't pit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaaah!
I so want a kitten again now. And a potty, for some obscure reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays!
it's a match made in heaven
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like my Patrick!

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh so he does!
hello Patrick!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *glees*
awww lookit lil Monster Truck's pink jellybean pads! He's a sweetie but looks like nobody else will ever be able to get near his potty again. His potty. That's right, his potty. Nobody else's. Not any more. Not while CLAWS OF DOOM hide inside those innocent looking jellybean pads.

 (I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
he's been practissing his takredown skills and disemboweling skils on my hands and feet. he reckons he'll be able to take down a zebra very soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Pet Ink
This website sells 'tattoo' kits for your pets (actually just a stencil and some paint, probably henna or something). But still, wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick this one on your cat
then see your wife's reaction when it wakes her up in the morning licking her face

prostores4.megawebservers.com/pet-ink_com/-strse-346/Grim-dsh-Reaper2/Detail.bok
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Ian Bowler on Coalitions I made this!
Made this for Wordia...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was Joel for a second

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's done one, too
And as my head widens I do spend more of my time fondling pork products...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange
I can barely hear his, the volume bar on the vid is high and so are my speakers but it's very quiet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I found
Although I assumed it was my tiny, rubbish netbook that was the problem...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post the one i did for them was really quiet too
so there you go
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't usually comment...
..but I'm loving your work, Sir Ian.
 (Nagano Lurkha Justice Campaign, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Glad to have provoked a rare comment...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post "They're Sexy, They're Cute - Take Off Your Riot Suit"
Come on Everyone - Join in?! : )

Comical lap dance moment from the 2010 G20 Protest in Toronto.
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post must be hard for them to resist the urge to batton those guys
...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh, G20 protesters, you're so funny....Protesting things...and believing that the governments of the world should....do stuff...and not do some other stuff....because erm.....you know.....there's an oil slick or something...and..erm......war is bad.....and.....

What do we want?
SOMETHING OR OTHER!
When do we want it?
NOW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Thanks - I just lost my Semi!
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never understood G8 and G20 protests.
What the hell are they protesting about? The summits are ostensibly to ensure stability and growth - they're not talking about clubbing baby seals or congratulating themselves on extending the usage of fossil fuels.

The G summits are not environmental summits either.

Baffled.
 (I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe in thier own misguided way they understand...
...endless growth will destroy us. Unless we go out there, we live somewhere with finite resources.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you could understand the Make Poverty History one.
since they were discussing Africa's debt etc. at the summit.

I think the rest of them have been people who just really enjoy protesting. It's a nice day out, and they can meet other like-minded arse-holes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post odd how you don't see protests when it's pissing down with rain
or when there's three feet of snow

or when people have jobs to go to
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Because Governments and Banks are big and BAD!
(unless you want to borrow money or buy a house or need a Government department to serve your personal interests, in which case they are ok. BUT OTHERWISE BAD!)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you capitalism!
Damn you for ensuring that I have a number of options on how to ensure food and shelter for myself, and damn you for allowing a system to evolve whereby there are structures in place for the improvement of medicine, healthcare, education and standards of living!

I'm going back to nature, so i can live in a tree to avoid being eaten by bears, until I die of pox.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure where to start with that one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post info to help explain
here
 (I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad article.
and a convincing arguement. I believe in protest but for me those guys just look like a bunch of cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Growth
Well, growth is what causes all the environmental problems...and the misguided lovelies who think that holding hands across beaches is going to change anything are far worse IMHO than the taunters who, after all, are trying to get a reaction from the police to show them for what they are - tools of a corporate state system.

And relax.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No, man...
That's like, totally unfair, yeah, because we just want to show our disapproval of, like, the existing power structures that mean the world's run by capitalist bastards, yeah?

(And I'm on my gap year and wanted to look cool when I get to Uni by saying I've been an 'activist' when I've actually spent most of the last year travelling around the World in passenger jets and patronising poor people in all the places I've visited, yeah?)
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ha..
the words 'gap yah' spring to mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn good point
What I want is for the leaders of the world to invest their nations money in sustainable energy and electric cars (though biofuels can fuck off because they will starve the world's poorest nations and kill the last rainforests just for the west's cars), cancel debt for the poorest counties (which mainly exists due to our selling them weapons and their corrupt leaders defaulting on payment) and work together in the UN to protect countries from being picked on who are of little "value" to us (eg, Western Sahara being under siege from Morocco for 30 years)

So what I'm going to do is sit on my arse in front of my computer until these leaders notice I'm sulky and annoyed, and fucking well do something about it!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the problem is....
A lot of people there DON'T know what they are really there for, and let's imagine that you went there to make your point (which you havent, you're sat on the net too), there is such a mix of voices wanting to draw attention to a wide number of issues that it just becomes a white noise of shouting and smashing up McDonalds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So what's your plan?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not the one screaming for change.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you know
that a lot of people there DONT know what they are there for? Have you taken a poll???
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well said

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I applaud your suggestions
I will blog about them vociferously, and perchance even tweet.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't protests with
too many disparate aims ultimately flawed, though? It makes it hard for anyone to sum up what the protest is about. Is it about green issues? Poverty? Human rights? It just becomes a left protest against the right.

Because of this, such protests always seem to be sabotaged by smaller political parties. I saw an anti-nazi one when the BNP were in Leeds. If you wanted to be on that march, you'd be stood under a lots of logos for far left groups which I also wouldn't agree with their policies.

I agree that it's better to do something, but sometimes think that lots of lone voices are better than a mob.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree
but fuck sustainable energy i want a sustainable population
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
I wonder if the reason that population explosion is hardly mentioned (even though it's necessary as part of a solution for all these issues) is that it's a not a left/right thing. Everyone should have less kids, which would involve a personal sacrifice for many people who'd want more than one, including many green protesters.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
You've hit the nail on the head. Hardly going to be a popular cause like Saving the Rainforest, is it...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My pet hate
is electric cars. First, you have to dig up the entire country, every road and car park, to install wiring that could cope with the extra demand. Then you need to install charging points, at a cost of... That would take years, by which time we might have found some better way. You then need every precious metal on the planet for all the electronics and batteries, (which are hard to recycle). Oh, and 2,000 new power stations to charge all the cars.
It is a VERY silly idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post plus they sound really shite

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ok, so electric's out before it's started
So we do nothing, carry on with the oil, hope something better comes along and..?

Like it, soldier. It's a robust plan.

We'd need more electricity, fine. We can build more power stations. Those power stations will, initially, use the same fuel as the cars, but eventually we go over to wind power, wave power and, when they finally perfect it, fusion. We need to change our infrastructure - so what? If we don't change it, we die: It's really very simple.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post surely it'd be best for the planet if we did die?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, well I can't argue with that :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say we do nothing
I just suggested we stopped howling at the moon with silly ideas. O level physics will tell you energy never runs out, it simply changes form. Newton will tell you for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Whatever we harness from the wind or sea, there will be a price to pay somewhere; especially with the amount we are talking about to power the planet. The only free energy we get without a 'physics' price is the sun. I suggest we work on harnessing that.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems fair :-)
How about marshmallows on really long sticks?

Drop one of those bad boys in your cocoa, it'll boil instantly...no more microwaves needed!! :-D
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that idea I like!
But it does really bug me that people rant, even violently protest, without thinking it through. Take wind energy. If a turbine was able (they aren't yet) to harness 1% of the wind passing it, the wind the other side hass 99% of the power it had. So 100 turbines would mean a dead calm on the lee side. Pollen relies on wind, as does much of nature. What are the quincyquonces? I don't think we know.
If we dam every river or bay to grab tidal power, what does that do th the eco-systems that existed there? I don't think we know.
In summary, I'm not about to go and bash a copper over the head to save the planet when I have no idea what I'm talking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Having no idea what you're talking about
If you'd like to have an idea what you're talking about, try reading this book, available for free online Sustainable Energy - without the hot air by Prof. David MacKay.
 (qwrx, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *AHEM*
Hydrogen fuel cells maybe?
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No G20 protester will bring down capitalism faster...
than the capitalists themselves
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Awkward Pauses - Subliminal Youtube Grimacing I made this!


I've started this blog which was going to just be a collection of o-faces, but became about gurning and grimacing to make it a bit more varied.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
excellent idea
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post there was an artist (photographer- forgotten her name) who did this sort of thing
she had this technique which always caught her subject between expression, with the same sort of results.

this is great
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So he does!
I thought he looked unusually blissed out when I caught that.

I didn't realise that he was one to smile excessively in a photo.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have learnt it as a defense mechanism
against judges in court.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post love the jeremy kyle ones.
That's it, keep on smiling through the hatred, Jeremy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not lying in the post
when I say that's the entirety of smiles I could find him doing, which is a bit freaky.

It's almost worth spiking him with ecstasy to see what happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Grail alert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlqWKZoFmh8 Not all in one frame, but gurning, eyes closed and tongue around 50 seconds in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post she looks like
a stroke victim in that vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of those annoying ones
where you know she's belming from the moving version, but it's impossible to find a frame where she's clearly doing it.

She does real belms and subliminal normal faces.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
yes, so subliminally people face to face thing she's had a normal face on the whole time. Very cunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.
*clickety*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dont shit yourself - The Game
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely compelling

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH. THE GAME.
YOU GIT.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good news!
xkcd.com/391/
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh goody.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I am loving (from the same page)
60 seconds to save the queen....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 123 seconds
I have no chance of winning that.

Nice game, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 72 seconds
and absolutely no chance

EDIT: Just done it in 49 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 65 seconds
god damnit.
 (injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post A cartoon I animated for the BBC I made this!
Contains Mitchell & Webb.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Robert Webb?
Aces btw also :-)

And Mitchell too...

Oh, it is :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post how come everyone got asked to do this but me
excellent facial animation :)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post your too expensive
x
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post my too expensive what?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post your apostrophe e is too expensive
hence why you're left with your
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you need a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post no, just money to pay the bills

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd comission you again
but I'm a little hard up myself.

The pic is hanging in our hallway now in an olde golde style frame btw :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Good question.
That is odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When I Get Rich

And need some clever animation done, you're the first person I'll call.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post V good :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :-)
Inspiration from the Orson Wells rant by any chance? ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
the writer possibly just had to work with creatives at some point.

Orson Welles was right though. No amount of money is worth it.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well done old bean
hope there weren't too many parallels with the content in the actual making of it
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
May I ask what software you use? I only ask as I just purchased some cheap software to do some character anim stuff and wonder if I got the right one...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ happy happy joy joy
just found your blog and see you use Anime Studio Pro- the app I bought, so yay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee Hee
Well done that madridiot!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post The england game from sunday... IN LEGO!!!
GC can suck my balls...

edit: not all of it, just the goals, and that Terry 'miss'.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post by 'Terry'
you presumably mean Terry Lampard? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post 1980 Empire Strikes Back hotline teasers
More or less ronseal - a series of short telephone pieces released as part of the promotion for Empire. Sound files and quite an interesting commentary as to to how a non-computerised phone system dealt with the massive call burden as tens of thousands of fanboys immediately dialled the numbers. Not well, surprisingly. Plus ca change...

Worth a look. Well I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't think so.

Yaddah yadday preview yaddah GC yaddah.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe, nice.
I remember I used to dial a premium rate number to listen to the Star Trek news hotline. Ah, memories.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My cousin bought me a ESB lobby card for my 30th.
It cost £75.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Nothing to do with me - but hate to see a B3tan go down...
Just to be upfront - I don't know this guy so I'm not trolling! But I saw (or rather didn't see) "helmsdeep"'s entry in the Virgin Media Shorts Compo, but something has gone wrong and his video is not watchable. The vid was linked by him a couple of weeks back at: www.b3ta.com/links/483646

Click the link in the title and vote and comment. How great would it be if the highest rated video was just random pixels? Go on! It deserves a click...

(Oh, and my entry is put to shame by helmsdeep's, but if you are feeling generous a quick rate and comment on mine would be good too...http://www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/films/entry/344483/the-letter-2, but thats not important)

Don't let a b3tan down - smash that site with good vibes!
 (jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah yeah we'll get right on that

(__, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i read all the words
but i still dont give a fuck.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My words?
Fair enough. It just seemed a shame that a video that made me laugh will get exactly zero ratings because of some fuck up on the virgin site... and they know their site is buggered as they extended the entry date by 24 hours as so many people were having problems...

I also loved the idea that the "viewers vote" went to an entry with no film attached. Maybe it was just me. Sorry. (I'm on my eighth night of seven so I have no idea of reality here by the way...)
 (jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post dont take it personl
the small bit of my brain which regulates mood has dissappeared over the last week.

im cranky as hell
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I stupidly volenteered to do an extra night shift and spent most of it trying to get some blood from an idiot who seemed to think that an EMERGENCY meant "I'll do it after I've caught up with the Big Brother house" Fuckwit.

I'll call your "cranky", and raise you a "pissed"
 (jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post are you a vampire?
i dont understand your job?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Not so much...
but I really needed that blood. Don't we all at 3am? Especially when the Hb's at 6 and the INR's at 2.8 and you need it Stat and the patients going into DNC!

Any chance of a job as an extra on Casualty anyone? It's got to be better than the real thing...
 (jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD
you have a real job thats not evil....


i can no longer talk to you... your too damn real for me....


WHERES THE MARKETING TYPES
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post also for reasons why brands shouldnt do these terrible
MAKE US A VIDEO COMPETITION see the case of WILL TRIBBLE VS NOKIA MINIMO
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Guys
Don't worry - If you search for the film you can find it here...

I've asked them to delete the duplicate entry. The site fell over numerous times on Sunday when I was uploading!

www.virginmediashorts.co.uk/films/entry/344476/deaf-mugger
 (helmsdeep, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Advert for the new Eminem album
I have no comment on the music as I'm not exactly a fan, but i might buy it purely on the basis of this.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.
And it's a good album too.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Google 2204355, press 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
That is all :D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post nice,,
im hungry now
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I at work and glad that I am on mute
I dread to think what that sounds like
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post it seems all your links recently are GC. You've gotta stay one step ahead of the game ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP REMINDING OF THE GAME, YOU BASTARDS.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post BT Total Broadband NSFW I made this!
quick and dirty. Prob already been done.

Edit: fuck me, been on here for 7 years (ish).

Edit: unfortunately I can't re-upload it as they've sent me through a final warning - if I upload one more vid of this nature my account is getting deleted.. if anyone has a spare Youtube account then happy to send it across.
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i was waiting for someone to do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking
2girls1cup
 (Trull, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post great
I'd gone years avoiding that and you sprung it on me now
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Seconded
You bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Turded!

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post fourthed.
what next? Tubgirl in that Flake ad?
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fifthed.
Somehow I'd managed never to see it in full, after all these years. It was always censored, or partially covered.

And the thing is I just knew what it would be. I could sense it coming. And I didn't stop myself.
 (Dyslexic Pidgeon, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This matters not
Once you've seen it it stays in you forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexed.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The only comfort I take in seeing this
is that you spent a lot more time looking at it than anyone else I know.

Ew.

pea can del day
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
I was expecting the 2 girls 1 cup music to play, not that!

Fortunately years of internet access have desensitized me to all but the most horrific of imagery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I remember spending hours looking through rotten.com at the age of 12 and thinking 'This is the kind of shit that scars people for life... Moreish though.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah
Happy B3taday you old git :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sold on this now...
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not available anymore
Please upload again!
 (bananaprince, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrgh!
It be gone. Please upload it again, or on another video site and relink!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post rolls spliff
leans back
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOoooooo Yeea-ee-eeah

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post epic afro
at 1:20!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I LOVE Toots and the Maytals

Didn't know they were doing Glasto....
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They ALWAYS do Glastonbury...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah...
I DON'T always do Glastonbury, evidently
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there
Saw my sign loads on the BBC coverage of the toots. Look out for 'TUNE' & 'CHEERS EAVIS'
 (PassTheKhat, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post Politics Explained
From the SJ Games card game Illuminati...
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
old as teh hills.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh I know
Used to play the game back in teh day. .. . . when all this was fields. . .
I just stumbled upon it again
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 21st Century Capitalism
You don't have any cows.
The bank lets you have a swimming pool full of milk. Then they run out of milk, and no-one knows where the cows are now.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post "Kick you in the vagina" song NSFW
...err, ronseal
NSFW for, well, the lyrics obviously and wimmin in their underwear wearing pig masks dancing...
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Mozart Effect, Schmozart Effect
Fun little article giving a brief history behind the famed 'Mozart Effect' and how the concept was distorted out of all recognition by inaccurate reporting from the press / media.
And how things also got a bit out of hand for the scientist who published the original paper.

I listened to that Velvet Underground link while reading, I recommend you all do the same ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post my mum
was probably ripped off her tits on coke when i was born, it never did me no harm.

(participates in gang rape) (smears name in excrement)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Retail Rage - Eaton's Center closed, guy has meltdown
This happened in Toronto so the shops were probably closed because of the G20 protest...WHY ARE YOU PUTTING US THROUGH THIS??!?
(Upwardonward, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post didnt really think of it like that. my bad.

(Upwardonward, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post he's not mentally ill
there's lots of people in Toronto who are mightily pissed about all the police activity limiting their access to normally public places.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post is this a viral for the G20?
he isn't mentally ill, he's just mad cos he walked over and its closed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post autism?
and the answer to the guy's question is 'because protesters will smash up our shit'. Pretty obvious.


oh, and the zombie teen is win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post there seems to be people inside the shopping centre though.
maybe it's just him they don't like.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs some extreme retail therapy

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Thin Lizzie

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ill person looks ill :(

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
Had to find a vid:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVuziEy5qI
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

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