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This is a link post I had a few jars tonight and was listening to this on my iPod on the way home
And even though it is the cut-down 4min version, it made me so happy and sing a little as I strolled home, I thought I would share the love...

Aha here's a 12min version
www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0efg_dexys-midnight-runners-this-is-what_music
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post Have a listen
Proof positive that many of our fellow countryman, are in fact, unbelieveably fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls
already posted.....
 (I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Scroll down

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So I see

(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i foresee...
this being posted about 10 times today
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironeeeee
:D
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post This is fantastic
I'm really loving Stumble.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post rissing here am afraid

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^me too
I can work out it's an 'hilarious' post-as-fictional-character, but I just don't know who.
*mutters* I'm guessing it's not fuckng Leopold Bloom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :-D
Pika Pika!
 (I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Brilliant.
I had to re-read it though. :p
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Batman's inner turmoil explored NSFW
Amyoosing. Give it a watch.

NSFW due to brief simulated sexual congress.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That....
Is ace. Watch pretty much all of Channel 101 stuff but hadn't seen that before. Why isn't there a channel 101 in the UK? Would it be shit? the NEw York version doesn't seem to pump out as much good stuff as the LA one.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Louis Barabbas & The Bedlam Six - The Tell-Tale Hound I made this!
Brand-spanking-new music vid for one of our older songs, done by a couple of oddball gifted friends of ours. I'm bloody loving it!

Click hither for some more eloquently crafted back-story/blurb
(If you like the music, upcoming gig/festival info can be found thither)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Get in!
I downloaded your album when you gave it away for free for a day and have liked it muchly.
Nice vid!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers chum
Copying/lending/sharing are all thoroughly encouraged, indissemination can only be a good thing!
I'll try and remember to post when other freebies abound
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I did actually stick this tune on a mix CD for a mate :)

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I love it
reminds me a bit of a primus goes folk / country, you going to be at the Chap Olympiad - think it would suit you down to the ground
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't heard of that
Looks rather silly and jolly. I'll look into it, ta muchly
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Also downloaded the album and have listened to it endlessly after seeing "Mother" posted here. Keep up the good work!
 (skintagain, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much this
The vid is ace as well. Keep up the good work!
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved loved loved that!
You should come play the Boneyard Bar in Bristol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks fella
Boneyard Bar looks ace, we're doing a mini UK tour in Sept (dates TBC) so I'll pass it on to Louis
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
I like the music (as always) and that's a fine video!
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post had to post this
the islamicstandard commits headline irony fail
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to like El Papa,
really, I do, but he looks more an more like a sith lord every day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the pics used are all rather comic
One is a photoshopped Pope with black eyes - another has the Pope apparently with horns.

So is this really a fail? Someone who's already picking silly pictures might also write a headline with an innuendo.

/haven't looked at rest of site
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure where the irony is.
Unless it's something to do with the fact that Mohammad fucked a nine-year-old.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post zing!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post Tell me what you've got on ....
New sexual offences law in scotland seems a bit mental
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Does this mean
Alan Carr will never be allowed on Scottish TV unless he gets permission from the whole of Scotland first of all?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't thought of that
but I hope so , maybe this law ain't so bad ...
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So the jocks aren't as thick as I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
The Bill is available here; it's worth checking out rather than relying on a blog. My hunch is that the blogger here is looking to an extreme interpretation... but it does seem like a slightly sloppily drafted section.

(I mean: I can see what's intended, and the intention seems fine. But the drafting could be tighter.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You said 'tighter'
I find this sexually provocative.
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like tearing these sorts of documents apart...
I'm currently working through the ugliness of PACE 1984.

Basically, if you are communicating indecently with the intention of your sexual gratification or to humiliate, distress or alarm the person, you are in breach of the act. However, the points to prove will be:
a) The communication is sexual in wording or nature
b) The communication was intentional
c) Consent for communication was not given by the other person
d) That the originator of the communication did not have reasonable cause to believe that the other person did not consent to the communication
e) The intention of the communication was to cause
  i) personal sexual gratification OR
  ii) humiliation of the other person OR
  iii) distress of the other person OR
  iv) alarm of the other person

The last two points to prove will be the most difficult ones to prove, and if the police find that the cannot secure evidence to prove these points (with the expectation of a successful conviction if brought before court), then the Police cannot charge.
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a link post I write like...
Website analyses your writing, and tell you who you're similar to in style.

Not tremendously accurate: I've varied between Arthur C Clarke, Dan Brown and HP Lovecraft depending on what I've put in. Interesting though.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Right...
So this news item about sharks is in the style of James Joyce, but this item about the size of the proton is in the style of Douglas Adams.

Interesting...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen King
I don't know if this is good or bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's better than Dan Brown.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha- Oh cock.
I got that too. was going for Pratchett.
 (I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently the author Margaret Atwood
tried it and it told her she wrote like Stephen King. Pissed on her bonfire too.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good if you want to be rich.
Bad if you ever want decent female characters in your stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
I tried 4 different pieces and always got David Foster Wallace - with whom I'm not familiar.
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I got Douglas Adams with a little bit of HP Lovecraft

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Best opening line of a Barry White song ever.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I got Margaret Atwood
which was unlikely but sort of cool
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That is sort of cool
in an ageing Canadian author way
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Cripes - Dan Brown!
I must change the way I write about preposterous biblical conspiracy theories!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he's about the best selling author of our time
he must be doing something right
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The red-faced writer,
wearing a brown jacket with creased sleeves and with an empty bottle on his prestigious desk overlooking the Champs Elysee, felt embarrassed.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah me too
and that was analysing a bit of my dissertation :(

tried it with another part and got George Orwell
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
I pasted in chapter 1 of 坊っちゃん (by 夏目漱石).

Apparently he writes like Neil Gaiman.
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post JD Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace (eh?) and Ursula K. Le Guin (who?)...
From four different blog entries off www.theodysseyexpedition.com - Then I put in a blog entry that mentioned Vogons and I got Douglas Adams. Methinks it's a little un-scientific.
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post George Orwell now?!
Crikey let's see if I can get all forty badges!
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ursula K. Le Guin - reasonably famous Sci-Fi writer
I like her short stories.
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovecraft all the way baby
I have no idea if that's a good or a bad thing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a famous horror writer
of the early 20th Century. Did the Necromicon. Lots of Gothic style, all very sinister and macabre, and a big influence on Stephen King. Though he wrote in quite an old-fashioned way.

Also a big anti-semite.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I know who he is and what he wrote
just never read it so am unaware if he's a good writer or not
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah - me too.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Read everything of his (as a teen, natch).
Very much of-his-era. Somewhat clunky prose, dialogue & narrative. Some nice imagery, imagined-mythology.
His short story "The Colour out of Space" is my favourite, foreshadowing nuclear-worries soon to come- however, genuinely eerie/unsettling.

(at the risk of sounding like a cunt- none of the authours listed above are obscure at all, what's the most unusual authour that's come up?)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What should I start with
if I wanted to try something of his?
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Colour out of Space"
(as above)
Though there was one set in the antarctic that was quite atmospheric I remember. Avoid "The Shadow over Innsmouth" that I seem to remember was hideously racist/anti-semitic (which is what I meant by "of-the era").
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for Project Gutenberg!
gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0600031h.html#03
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the bugger
For full effect, save to read on a dark night in winter, in bed, alone.
You'll shit fish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "You'll shit fish"
is wonderful. I must steal that.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I got James Joyce.
About right for my style of qotw posts- practically unreadable.
 (I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pfff
three paragraphs together: Dan Brown
the same three paragraphs (individually): Nabokov, Dickens, Douglas Adams.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep getting David Foster Wallace,
though am not familiar with his work so can't really judge that.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh James Joyce
classy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Charles mutherfuckin' Dickens.
I simply must get myself a stovepipe hat and a monocle.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How fabulous!
Oscar Wilde!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Douglas Adams
Score!

No idea how my ramblings on plotting 2d spirals using polar coordinates in anyway resemble Mr Adam's fine work, but still...
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post David Foster Wallace, apparently
never read anything by him
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post My review of Lifeforce
is written like HP LOVECRAFT!

So what's the site flogging?
Its such a mess I couldn't work it out
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I got David Foster Wallace
By writing fuck your mum, over and over again. I must read this Wallace fellow.
 (Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooops
That was meant to be a general reply. My bad *grovels*
 (Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post Woman That Set up Raoul Moat Facebook Page on Talk Sport
I suspect this is doing the rounds anyway. She seems entirely un self-aware.

I particularly like his closing line.
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes
There are occasions when a mass cull is the only appropriate solution.
This is one of them.

"I don't agree with the shootings that He did, that were a bit harsh like!" *facepalm*
 (I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps...
A shot in the face through a car window at near point blank range is called for.
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's telling, really...
'It's my opinion'

In other words: I can think what I like, whatever bollocks it is, and that's my opinion so it's OK. No one can criticise me for it... I don't bear any responsibility for it...

Sorry to come over all Daily Mail, and all, but Jesus!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck sake :o(
what an awful woman
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post knackersacks
After about 30 seconds of listening to that moron, I began to forlornly hope that she hadn't already started breeding. Perhaps a shotgun tazer to the snatch would be nice. Teach her some manners.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad
The lack of awareness is simply staggering. The classic of blaming a woman for not getting away from the man gambit was expected. Thank you for posting this.
 (becomingbatman, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliantly awful
"Have you got kids?"

"Yup"

"You have to be joking me"

I LOLed
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that probably went down quite well with the
talk-sport listeners...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hoped
the person who set it up was a troll. Turns out its just a moronic imbecile.
Ugh. I hate humanity a bit more now
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
a really, really good troll.
 (Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was away on holiday when the main story was going on.
But did one of the usual papers write a piece in sympathy with the guy or something, for this to happen?
it's equivalent to a "free the Yorkshire ripper" facebook group.
 (I helped save b3ta! Gooddeed89, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post christ, that's depressing
on a few levels.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post From what is normally the Talksport BNP Nutter Hour
I've never liked Ian Collins, because he always comes across as a 'PC brigrade-hating' Littlejohn type... but he handles this quite well.

The woman reminds me of those who say "That Cheryl Cole seems really nice. Yeah, she beat up a black toilet cleaner and called her a jigaboo, but apart from that she's really nice."

BEST BIT:
"See, it's not just me that thinks it, is it?"
"No, there are other stupid people as well"
"Yes"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What terrifies me more than a meatball headed ginge on the rampage...
...is that this woman is allowed to vote and breed.

Can we please have her sterilised now? Possible with a shotgun?

*apologises for being "a bit harsh"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh!
I think you are being too liberal.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have suggestion.
I'm going to make a death threat to her which means either.
1) she'll ask the police for help and find out that most coppers are good guys trying to make the World a safer place.
2) she can pack her bags, uproot her family and go into hiding just like Moat's ex was supposed to have done...

You may think that's a bit psycho from me, but that's how I raoul!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post well im not raoul-moatley interested

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That pun made me raoul over with laughter

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh raouly?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lost for words

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post try
cherry bakewell
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post here's some
idiot
twat
moron

ANyone of those work?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post keep them coming

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post what a dumb cunt.
What a fucking moron. I'd happily go Raoul Moat style myself through her house with a mallet. I'm actually angry about this. Fucking hell.

also, did she say her phone 'must've had a bad single' ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd say 'urge to kill rising'
but then i'd be thinking like her.

What an utter contemptible cuntwoman. The picture of her seems so apt, even though its probably not her.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, the Dunning-Kruger effect

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That
gives me teh sad.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrible ignorant woman.
What kind of life must she be living to see Moat as someone to be held as a legend or hero.
Still, don't wish her any harm though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I may think that she is a twat, and her opinions are misguided (to say the least) - I will however fight tooth and nail for her right to say it.

The United Kingdom gives us all the power of freedom of speech, and occasionally stuff like this happens, but it is her right to say this - we just have to choose whether to listen or not.

the only thing that we should do is go "that's nice dear, do go away" and move on.
 (TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the fact that
She is shameless in thinking and saying it, as well as several thousand others. Free speech by all means, but, fucking hell?
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "That's not funny...
Steve Coogan is funny."

Wat.
 (RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it sounds a cuntish thing to do
but someone should report her to social services with an anonymous tip off that she beats her kids!

Fuckin scummer
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love the way she accuses the meedja of making stuff up then goes on to quote every bit of made up bollocks from the red-tops from the last ten days.

I will calm down shortly I'm sure
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post May I be the first to welcome our new overlords
New stealth drone looks too familiar for my liking:


Taranis rollout


Sidrian Hunter

 (I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears to have a cock-pit
for a cockpit
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
what happens if it gets struck by evil lightning?
 (kwizm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post and EVE


got the shape wrong
 (Montyphuq, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Horny Man In Assault Bust!
No, really, he has horns.
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Britain summed up :)
This made me laugh :D
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Three videos of men in showers in a row
What does this mean? Is today Man in Shower Day?
 (Cap'n, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Did no one tell you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVr3gfruJQY
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!
*drops monocle*
Dieux-de-Stade-tabulous!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post break out the
loofahs
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Even more Old Spice
Response this time. Oh yeah.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuckle.
Chortle.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus h!
bigger tits than the wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't stop staring at his massive tits

(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post More Old Spice

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post These adverts are too good for the product.
*has bought some just to support the making of more great ads.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Check this out lol
Old spice voicemail message creator!

oldspicevoicemail.com/
 (TheBishopOfSoho, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The chainsaw made me all hopeful
That Bruce Campbell was to appear and give him some ultra manly man sexings.

*writes fan fiction*
 (Cap'n, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads*
Lordy.
*receives black eye from suddenly-enormously-tumescent member*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post Dubstep War of The Worlds
I likes it!
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very, VERY good.
Thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this
is great! thanks for posting it :)
 (DaveIsNotBarry see you next tuesday? wtf is a SYNT?, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post FOR GODS SAKE MICROSOFT, IT LOOK LIKE A FU**ING DILDO!!!!
Kinect controller, for her pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not far from the truth actually.
With no controller with Kinect, you're going to look like a cock leaping around your living room anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
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Tee hee,
I see what you mean it looks like he has just pulled it from between his cheeks
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's from Micro$oft...
...so whatever it's supposed to be, it will probably turn out to be a complete dildo!
 (minimalist ..., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the quote:
"We want a deep experience for those into games, but also want it simple enough that I can play with family on Christmas day."

I say!
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised they haven't named it the microhard also.

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That can't be for real
is it? No it can't be. Where can I get one?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm did you read the article?
That's supposedly PS3 Move in that photo, but it isn't as it looks fuck all like that. Kinect (made by microsoft) doesn't have a controller.


"with a PlayStation-Move-style light-up handheld wand made out of a supermarket vitamin tin (pictured above)." news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/move.jpg

clearly not the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well...
back to Ann Summers then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post THEN WHO WAS DILDO?

(Cap'n, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post a minor tv celebrity
whose husband wanted to paint their front door green, but she was dead against it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shit, typical ...
"ooh a good link, don't read what it's about, just post it".
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Teaparty LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
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"It's not going to help our cause. It's going to make people think that the Tea Party is full of a bunch of right-wing fringe people, and that's not true," Shelby Blakely, of the national Tea Party Patriots group, told the Associated Press agency.

Not that you'd normally associate a group calling itself Patriots with right-wi... oh. Hang on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post How to pronounce American car names properly
Those crazy Fins, besides Saab is Swedish
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post GLINGKTLON KLONGTINGENTAL
is my favourite
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not a
Dirty Bobber are you ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A Dirty Bobber?
I'm from Tameside if that's any help
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs..
'Dirty Bobbers' is a custom motorcycle site where I saw this vid yesterday. It only has about fifty members so I thought the chances were slim but it seemed a bit of a coincidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post Being Batman - Episode Four - "Death in Slow Motion" I made this!
The British comedy series about a man trying to be Batman for a small village
(becomingbatman, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
The beginning sequence is epic. And some good jokes throughout. Nice one!
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post jeebus! I used to live there..
good work, am finding other episodes now..
 (I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Star wars joke in CSS and JavaScript I made this!
It is out of my head now.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Spangtabulous!
now hang your head in shame!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus points for the function name there.
You loon!
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

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