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This is a normal post I like those!
Well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post ATARI 2600 Lamp
Rons Eel
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's monstrously-ugly
and yet my heart flutters with desire...
 (Leemondus, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ What she said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
me too
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make it a Sega Mega-Drive and you've got a deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Major loss of geek points for not utilising the console's original power switch...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
's original power switch...! .

Mine is still running - now on a 42" LED TV!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post WE WANTS IT!
Precious.....
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Ahhh look at the littlens singing in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a blood bath

(I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Grants for getting 12-18 year old girls to get more exercise
1) buy flashers mac
2) head to nearest school
3) hide in some bushes
4) profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If...
watching fat ginger girls playing netball in the pissing rain in deepest, darkest Kircauldy is your thing.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Steve Hughes talks about gay people
I couldn't find it being posted before, so enjoy
Also first time posting a link, so I'm not sure how to embed it.

Edit: Oooh it does it automatically how nice.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt for me...
This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Not the UK Channel 4 then I guess, seeing as I'm in the UK?
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it was this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU not sure cos i'm in gb too.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange - Same for me, I'm blocked even though I'm in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but the video isn't posted by Ch 4
so it seems rather that they don't want people undercutting them where they do have a market share, namely the UK.

I'm in Forrins and I can see it just fine, presumably because either they felt, or youtube or some learned fellow of the law felt that there's no reason why it ought to be restricted for viewing in the Forrins.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to summarise the video as no cunt can see it lololololol
Here's a good one from him;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-JxA9Rvs8I
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a similar sketch?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjFc8CR_HBA
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks very like the guy I saw at Ipswich Comedy Club
upstairs at the White Horse Hotel a long time ago
(the corner of the hotel is now a Starbucks).

He said "Apparently if you wear an earring in your
left ear round here, it means you're gay. Where I
come from, that's usually indicated by havin' yer cock
in another man's ahhhsss!"

I also first saw Reginald D Hunter there. At the club,
not in another man's arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a link post odd...
How can an uncontacted tribe have a website?
www.bbc.co.uk/
 (grandth3ftauto, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheap runabout for sale on Ebay
Just needs an engine. (available for fitting on request)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do they feel the need
to put "wow" in the description? Its awesome. I'm not going to think its any more awesome because of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's to make it stand out from all the other harrier jump jets for sale on eBay

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a link post "That truck has a whale in it - and that whale just ate a horse - and that horse was a big as a house"
Reminds me of the Simpsons Canyonero. Advert for the Mother of all Trucks
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of 18th century pornographic poetry. A Friday dose of culture.
"She naked stood, whilst I with Joy adore The finest Shape I e’er had seen before; Her little, pretty, panting Bubbies were As white as Snow, and as the Chrystal clear"

This is probably the raciest article the Telegraph has ever published. (And the still needed to asterisk out a couple of bits).
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant!
And fact: Mrs Chutney HATES the word "bubbies"
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Louis Barabbas & The Bedlam Six - Hold On To Me I made this!
Last track from our new EP which is released tomorrow (I think)

Manc B3tans, we're recording a live album tomorrow - Saturday 5th - at the Dancehouse (opposite the BBC) with support from 'rock and roll's greatest failure' John Otway, if you come down you get the album free when it's finished and your name in the sleeve, aren't we nice? :) I'll be the one tinkling ivories...
(clicky for details)
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just have to wait until the 11th to see you lot in Sheffield
Will you be sticking our names on there as well?
If not, I'm going to have to shout "SPAM!" :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alas no
I consider myself spamshamed :(

I like Sheffield though, wasn't aware of any gigs there- cheers for the reminder!
 (I helped save b3ta! Funtime shabba, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Cave Story
BYE BYE WORK
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is great!
Played it through about a year ago. Ending is tough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love, love, love it!
So much so, I sampled some of the music from the bit after the rapids and made a tune- here
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant game this
crazy to think one guy made it on his own
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I first played it through about 5 years ago (I think)
Excellent game... just recently start playing it again as it happens!

You should also mention that it's available for Windows, OSX and Wiiware
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post having a bad day at work I made this!
so i made this to cheer myself up....
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That might just be the cutest thing I've seen all week

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let me in!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks y'all
why is links so slow to post now-er-days?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's hit and miss
not sure why though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's being discontinued.
The bandwidth is being given over to /talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's very funny dude.
i like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Post of the day for me.

(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah
love it. *cleeks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post just great

(sandcracker is eh, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schwing!!
But I don't fancy foxes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post please please please please please!!!
make a longer version!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me
but at 0:07 it looks like Jack Dee...Must stop the Drugs
 (Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me
but at 0:07 it looks like Jack Dee...Must stop the Drugs
 (Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLZ
Hoya!

I LOLZED!

Clickey!

Be funky

M A D
 (MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Ministry of Stories behind Monster Supplies Shop
This surfaced in November and got some mainstream coverage, but GC says no.
Fantastic idea for getting youngsters writing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen that a while ago
still awesome though, looks like it's been updated too.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I played with a (version) of this a couple of years back
promptly lost the link and never found it again! Cheers!!!

Edit:Ooh bloody hell you can save and do all sorts on it now!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant link, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
There's something like that on android called Sketcher, only it's fucking impossible to use cos it's on a phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
is it bum or balls?
 (I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tits or Balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hairy tits?

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post bum or balls
im not sure but the brush strokes do have a pube likeness that a more talented artist could manipulate better
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post cor blimey did you draw that?
it's well wicked man!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I likes that. I done a drawing:


Do you recognise her?

You should do.

It's your Mum.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
she'll love it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely ace
Been ages since I've been on zefrank's site.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8621/scribbler1e.png
s'okay
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Brian Badonde does Segways
Lunchtime giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bing can fuck off.... the Google copying bastards!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bon't bare bat it's done by bing
brian badonde is breally brillaint
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually you're wrong
Bing made their image search like that before Google did. Infact it's been like that since Bing was released.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't refering to no image search you big smell!
Rather, this... www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12343597
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not true apparently
www.bing.com/community/site_blogs/b/search/archive/2011/02/02/setting-the-record-straight.aspx


Click-fraud is a well documented technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Pop Song More Interesting with Mashedy Love I made this!

would
 (I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a link post I give you the Future - the IBM 305 RAMAC

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post A response time of only one second
I'll have two of these please!
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pft....
What kind of idiot uses a computer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell you what.....
That keyboard at 4:42 is bloody nice!

No, seriously. I mean it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post its like an old trs-80.
if only they knew that the WHOLE computer would fit into something this size in the future times....
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post mark my words
one day every town will have a computer
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Want to change the Rate of VAT?
simple, just pull out the wired control panel and change a few plugs in the 256 X 256* register plug board.




*Optional, 8 X 8 comes as standard, Upgrades available:
16 x 16 - $12,000
32 x 32 - $18,000
64 X 64 - $30,000
128 x 128 - $50,000
256 x 256 - $70,000**
** Includes free installation***, all other options require flat installation fee of $2,000 (including Travel and Board expenses)
*** Installation guarenteed within 12 weeks of receipt of payment.
spare set of plugs $250 per pack of 10
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really is a stunning piece of engineering
And makes you realise why all those TV shows like Mission: Impossible and The Prisoner and so on were so in awe of computers and felt like with a powerful enough computer, you could do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post more on the 305 via wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_305_RAMAC
the disk storage unit measured around 1.5 square metres (16 sq ft) and was over 1 ton in weight!
 (confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this wikipedia
thing you speak of? Can you send me the reference for the punched data card so run a search?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can run the query at this end
Depending on where it ends up in today's batch I can probably get you the results by Wednesday
 (confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wednesday is no good for me
as next week I'm having my RAMAC upgraded so that I can run minesweeper. The chaps at IBM say it will only take 13,000 miles of wires to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Spot the Error I made this!
I live in deepest Lincolnshire and our local paper (innovatively called "The Local") is well known for giving the Grauniad a run for it's money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pip pip!

(Jimmers, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hlod teh fornt page
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's like Charles Dickens pr0n :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The error
was when you typed "it's" instead of "its"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well spotted!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought
that since it is a possessive that it's was more suitable than its?

/fucking grammar police...that's my job.

/edit - just checked and you are right it is "its". ;(
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post by the policeman off allo allo

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Plus, "We had to go to Thurlby and get some water from our baker's dad's home." Marvellous. Long live the Local!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work next door to that bakers,
lovely sausage rolls for 60p!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Saucy display I made this!
Not so much a phallic logo, more a display of thirst quenching lesbionics taken at a gym in Wadhurst, East Sussex.

 (ccc, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post two girls...
...one bottle of isotonic drink
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
... You do the math...
 (ccc, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post no...
YOU do the mathS...
 (I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please send this
to Viz's Up The Arse Corner.
 (photoben, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for East SusSEX pron
Hmm

They don't have a Tubgirl pool session do they?
 (valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Ipad porn NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a bad sign
That despite not knowing a word of Russian I immediately knew that it was asking me to prove my age, and I also knew that the one on the left is always "yes I am over 18". Nice Idea but could have been done so much better.
 (Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:22, , Reply)

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