I still use this site
hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
When I want to frighten myself.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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My phone has a rainfall app.
Put it on the floor outside, and if there's water droplets on it, it's raining.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:37,
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My phone is incredible
It has these numbers on it, and if you press them in a special sequence, you can talk to people. Beat that!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:39,
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Wow...
Truly we ARE living in the future! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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what's it's sensitivity level?
I can just imagine the phone's own vibrate function setting it off...
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
high quality photos of cats and dogs shaking their heads around or with disabilities
this photographer likes to take pictures of animals looking funny. thought maybe this would be a useful image source for some you bored shoppers out there.
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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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Christ, I know what I'll be having nightmares about tonight.
EEK
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:05,
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It was this for me
carlidavidson.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/Dogs-and-Cats/G0000Rn_qNE0HMrM/I0000qSwVm0XGMOo
Looks like it's sneaking up on you across the ceiling like something out of Aliens.
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Christ in my mum!
He's had his mouth replaced with an old woman's vagina.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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Looks like an infected Yorkshire pudding.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:02,
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Feeding snowies
I made this!
Me and my mate yesterday afternoon with his daughter and the cats. She mistook Kermal for a fish
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:20,
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Stunning looking cats.
Although I'd probably need to be wearing my special lead pants before I done the feeding.
Have a click.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:28,
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Cheers :)
The snowies have remarkably calm personalities, the Amur's you see at the end are a lot more snarly and protective of their 'territory,' which is probably down to how they've evolved as species.
Having said that, young Nina still feels the need to stalk small children..
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:01,
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Beautiful animals!
Thanks for sharing
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Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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Click.
That is all I have to say about that.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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The gift that keeps on giving...
Women and melons.
*Edit* Sorry, just tried changing the video, and I still can't embed. Bugger
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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Embedded
Edit: I ment Embedding.
THat will teach me to be a smart cunt...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:07,
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Embedding Disabled By Request
Trying to encourage it as a warning
not to waste the second it takes to
click play and find out.
Like NSFW for people with no patien
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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Embedding Disabled By Request
Trying to encourage it as a warning
not to waste the second it takes to
click play and find out.
Like NSFW for people with no patien?
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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It's almost like he ran out of patience while typing the word pati
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:02,
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Pati?
It's almost like you couldn't be bothered to finish your.......
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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Horlicks,
Sorry, I didn't realise they'd disabled embedding
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:12,
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There is no limit* to the number of times I can watch that...
"I can't feel my face..."
*with the exception of the fact that I'm at work and they don't let us watch video clips here :o(
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:51,
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it doesn't get old, even though this may not strictly be the place for it...
but then who am I to complain? Others know the rules better than me and I did enjoy it.
WHAM IN THE FACE.
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It's a link - this is precisely the place for it ;)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:29,
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it's GC to hell
Still hell of a headshot though.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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I think this should be posted once a fortnight irrespective of GC
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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I did try searching,
GCometer said "Non". Saying that, there are quite a few variants around. Anyone know if it's possible to change the original url for something that will embed, I've tried but it seems to be fixed after the original post?
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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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This makes me happy.
He's the guy who wrote 'King of the Road', his timing is amazing... Go 'ed thumbs lad!
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littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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Human Pyramid in India
I made this!
Just crusing back to the office from lunch and stumbled upon some Human Pyramiders. Apparently the stuff they are trying to reach is a mix of Curd and water. Should be happening all over Mumbai today, this is quite a small one apparently!
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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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AWESOME!
I remember this when I was living there in 2005, it was amazing to see - almost every block this was going on! Something to do with Krishna's birthday. Have fun!
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JamboM, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:15,
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Search Filter Bubble
I had no idea, I thought it only used history and cookies for shopping, services and advert results - not primary searches.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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I'll try their bubble-free engine.
Hopefully it won't just return a shitload of porn/spam/shock-sites/rubbish/phishing-site/etc.
Though there's a bit of me that would love to see how a late 90's era search site would cope with the net of today and what results it would return. Probably horrific.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I do like Duck Duck Go, mainly for its handy !bangsyntax, but this is a little overblown.
Most of this is determined by your Web History store at Google. You can Google how to disable that! It was pretty easy a while ago, but since Plus they've changed the Dashboard. Your search results will be marginally less useful, of course.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:53,
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Which is why you use specific search strings
What kind of search is "Egypt" anyway?
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Marn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:14,
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How they plan to justify privatising vast tracts of the NHS
Slightly technical but interesting blog about manipulation of data to allow 'Any willing (private) provider' to cherry pick bits of NHS activity.
The NHS bill will be back in parliament soon. Nice to get back to proper stories after the usual quiet August 'silly-season'.
Oh wait....
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:35,
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The website is called "false economy".
Does that imply they are biased?
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JamTallons, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:40,
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They're pretty up front about their agenda
so if you want a map of where there will be a balloon release to save the NHS it's there.
From my viewpoint as a NHS employee this article has a ring of truth about it
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:48,
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Strictly speaking everyone is biased.
Check their about page and if you find yourself in general disagreement (i.e. you are a neoliberal or a die-hard Tory) then don't read what it has to say.
Relatively good website, shame that it's associated with the fauxcialist Labour party though. It reports the problems with the economy but (being associated with organisations that are very much a part of the established order) fails to recognise that these problems are systemic and can't be fixed by the Labour party's (very) minor differences in policy.
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Agreed...
...Labour, are one of the biggest proponents of PFI and privatisation. All the UK parties worth talking about are right-wing authoritarian and more concerned about Nom-doms' wallets than doing what is right for the country.
And they wonder why people feel disenfranchised?
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)
That is just the tip of the iceberg
I have no doubt that the NHS will be returned to the shambles it was in the 90's once the Tories get their teeth really into it.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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Seems about right
MPs need these private contracts to succeed so they can have their nice directorships and consultancies when they finish being MPs (or, more usually, whilst they are MPs).
If MPs gave two shits about the country and the people, they're have scrapped all privatising and PFI bollocks longs ago.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I 100% support a fully state owned NHS
However I wonder how many people that compain about cuts would actually do the things guaranteed to
protect it.
Exercise, healthy living. Smoke less. Drink less. Do basic body checks for new spots and lumps.
If people looked after themselves better then the NHS wouldn't need nearly as much money.
Not saying people that have thrashed their body shouldn't get treatment but they'ld be doing everyone else a favour if they looked after themselves better.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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thats a very dodgy argument...
arguably... stress is the biggest killer.... should the nhs start saying "your highly stressed cos of your job and your family... you are more headache to look after than this person who has never been stressed"
drink and drugs are obviously bad for your health... but they are just that...obvious...theres a lot of things people do that aren't doing them any favours...
where does it stop? you drove to fast, you ran with a knife...
just saying.
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How's it dodgy? It's the bleeding obvious.
Just saying that if people want to make things easier for the NHS they should take better care of themselves.
It's not the hardest thing to do to take a walk every now and again and cutback on the fried foods and cigs.
You could also make things easier for the Fire service by having smoke alarms. Same thing.
Public services are not bottomless pits of materials, staff and money.
The more people take the less there is so if people can do things for themselves to limit their take then everyone benefits.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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but where do you draw the line...
not putting my wet hands in a socket could be described as "looking after myself" just like doing yoga and eating well....
i think your calling for a national "dont be a fucking moron...look after yourself...the bare minimum...its all you need to do type thing"
which i entirely i agree with in principal...but in reality... some thick fucker will just say
"wot im looking after myself...i only had 4 steaks this week!"
so really im just raining on your parade with the horrible liquid piss that is reality...
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If I followed your advice
I'm not sure it would be worth getting out of bed!
As an aside though, can anyone explain to me why if I go skateboarding with no safety equipment along the M25 carrying a beehive I get the inevitable hospital treatment for free, but if I get an abcess under a tooth through no fault of my own it costs me 500 quid?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:35,
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fucking bees man...
coming over hear getting funded for operations...
its time to get rid of the bees...using some sort of "sting operation"
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Do you like the moon?
Pictures of a person and the moon. Simple, but effective and quite fun.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:30,
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Nice pictures
I have a friend that has done a few like these. Almost as good as these ones too..
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This is great :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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The Death of WPC Yvonne Fletcher
As Gadaffi's regime comes to an end, a little reminder of the things his people did and he condoned.
Maybe Miss Fletcher can rest a little easier now.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:13,
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thanks for posting
I won't be too shocked to see him hang from a lamp-post in Tripoli soon.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:38,
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Didn't the bullet hit her at 60-70 degrees
Which isn't possible from the Embassy?
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:43,
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The official report concluded she was shot from a first floor window
it's unlikely the bullet hit her at those angles if that was the case, given an approximate height of 4-5 metres from the ground
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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That was the conclusion that was disputed.
I don't really know one way or the other, and support no theory.
But few things are ever as cut and dried as they seem when there is political will involved.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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Maybe she was bent over when shot.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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No at best it means she was shot from the first floor.
The interweb, the breeding ground for fucknuts who think they under stand the secret world because they can look at wikipedia.
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Below is a supercut of all the ways Hollywood has said "Silence!" from Dumbledore to Dr. Evil and everyone in between.
It includes 172 movies in under four minutes, which is to say that the word loses its meaning very quickly.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:17,
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I had to watch them all I could not look away
Would like to have seen a list of all the movies, think I knew about half of them.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:26,
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Do you know how hard it is to have a conversation when this video is playing? Also what is that at 1:28?
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Dragonslayer
(Turn the CC subtitles on to see the films!)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:52,
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I was about to ask that, strangely about the same film too. Thanks!
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Except every Hamlet there's ever been
The rest is...
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:13,
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Well done. Got to Spaceballs at 0.39 and the word had lost all meaning......
how very prophetic of you. *click*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:00,
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I cant lay claim those words to be my own
They are from the website I found the video on.
In my defence im sick and my brain isnt working
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:08,
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CYLONS!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 13:27,
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Al Jazeera Coverage Of Libya Live
Riveted to this today. History in the making.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:00,
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I wonder if they'll all hand their weapons in
Looks like everyone and their mum have an AK47
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 7:22,
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It'll be a while. People will be on edge and won't want to give up the protection
With the amount of DIY truck mounted weapons they have returning to a normal rush hour is going to be tricky.
Seriously, it's like they had the A-Team and Macgyver on their side working in a body shop 24/7
www.nationaljournal.com/the-homemade-weapons-of-libya-s-rebel-forces-20110615
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:20,
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I'm Just Wondering
how many of those guns are empty. You see plenty of people running around in t-shirts and jeans but no backpack or webbing. Where do they keep their ammo? Or is it one gun, one magazine, then throw rocks?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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gadaffi's head on a stick
I glimpsed gadaffi's head bobbing about amongst the celebrating libyans, screengrabbed it while it looped.
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William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:10,
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Gaddafi Dead?
NSFW
WARNING- NSFW
Probably a fake but image purports to be a picture of Gaddafi's dead body.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:40,
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I call fake
the toning and noise dont quite match each other on the forehead, otherwise good 'shop.
Also he just made a call for tribes to fight back.
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hehe
"Our great leader has shot him self"
"Quick take a picutre and tweet it!"
"Yeah lol"
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Im not buying it
Just like the various fake pics of Osama the other month. Will believe it when they have his head on a pike and its on the front page of BBC and CNN.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 5:28,
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Head on a pike?
Is that some sort of British tradition? ;-)
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JamTallons, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:05,
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Oh Fucking YES!
Cheers. Cheers a lot. I like this too much..
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 15:18,
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She & Him - Wouldn't It Be Nice
have a nice bit of lully music to end the weekend with.
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Colonel Kataffy is up to his old tricks!
Get the chocobots on his ass
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:06,
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Interesting developments
A shame his tribe have fought so hard to protect him. Lets hope it's not Bagdad again
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:22,
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well...
..nothing happens in the world without a reason for it, usually the reason is money.
I'm sure whatever happens in this part of the world will make some people rich(er) and we'll all live happily ever after.
:(
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Midfield General - Devil in Sports Casual
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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Glasscock Compliation
I was thinking of making a compliation like this myself. But twisternederland has beaten me to it :)
GC? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! always funny to see again though!
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GC can take a running jump.
THAT'S worth seeing twice! *click*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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The internet in a nutshell.
Love it! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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I feel a lot of these incidents could be avoided by asking 1 simple question
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CTU_Bauer, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:40,
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I lolled so hard a bit of wee came out.
...and when I say "bit", I mean "lots"
...and when I say "wee", I mean it was mainly wee.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:46,
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Not seen the Tombstone of the roof before, it seems
to be the most cringey to me. Fucking idiots.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:56,
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Just watching these sort of things almost gives me a nose bleed.
I wonder how many of them were fatalities or very serious injuries?
It's almost sickenly voyeuristic to watch but very compelling viewing.
The one with the grenade launcher near the end looked almost as if he had blown himself apart, but I couldn't get the video to settle on that frame - see what I mean about voyeuristic it's a little frightening to think I even attempted to look.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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GizzardLOLS
here's the original, a bit easier to pause.
youtu.be/hqgsyIUvzJI
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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Yeah I was sad enough to download the other video
and put it through AfterEffects to slow mo it down he runs off up the street out of the blast zone - what a nobhead!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:47,
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Doesn't look like any serious injuries but
still, who the fuck gave that guy an RPG?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:52,
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Maybe he thought he was entering a Games Workshop and asked for a good RPG (Role Playing Game)
and instead it was Weapons R Us lol :D
Rolls D20 +10 to stupidity
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:01,
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I like that you felt the need to clarify the other type of RPG :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:03,
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Sorry. It's just that I don't presume geekery
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:06,
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the vandal getting his leg crushed is pretty bad - my work colleague can't watch it
I want to know what happened to him though - did he lose his foot?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:12,
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I think it was stolen during the riots
several looters were seen making off on foot ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:14,
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i searched and searched the interwebs to find out...
... but alas, i think it will always be a mystery.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 8:31, Reply)
When i first saw this video
there were youtube comments from the guys friend, supposedly. Where he claims the guy got the foot amputated. It seemed genuine enough.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)
The little chav deserved it
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 11:04,
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All good but nothing funnier than the noise she makes in the last clip
All I can see is Stewie from Family Guy because they did a parady of it. I almost spat me brew out.
(, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:42, Reply)
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