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Everything you need to support the Underdog in whichever random event you managed to get tickets to.
I made this!
A little site a couple of mates and I made for the Olympics. There's some stupid posters and stuff too.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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Nice

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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You are not an official partner of the London Olympics 2012 and therefore you must cease & desist with this.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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I'm it's mistress.
:)
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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I think the G4S will be paying you a visit.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:43,
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Yay!
I like those guys. They massive underdogs.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:58,
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I think that's lovely and captures a nicer side of the British spirit.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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how 'bout one that says
"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
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hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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Nerd rebuilds Optimus Prime from Warhammer 40k models
Nerdy as hell, but the end result is quite lully.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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I've silently clicked this
Because I don't want anyone to think I might know what Warhammer 40k is.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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You're not fooling anyone ;)
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:27,
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that is some impressive work
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elmosbeendrinking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30,
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yeah
erm...me too
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Holy fucking shit
That's cool!
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:05,
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Shoplifter escapes security office by leaving her shirt behind
The quote by the police is priceless: "Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car".
Sure, there is CCTV everywhere but there.

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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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She should be easy to spot.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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Her front fell off
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:17,
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But I'm imagining quite the front!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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They should knocker up in a maximum security penitentiary
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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If they do, hopefully the media will keep us abreast of the situation.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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I have a good mammary for this sort of thing.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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Jugstaposed with an interest in current affairs no doubt.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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I just hope the judge nipplies some common sense.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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The testimony at trial should be titillating!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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Chest in time to set her on the right road
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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She and the security guard could have become bosom buddies.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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Will she be found guilty?
Who knows? The trial could swing from one side to the other.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:30,
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Boobies!
fucknuts
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:59,
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makes a change from 'Snatch and run'
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:01,
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GC.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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I hate people calling GC but this time I love it.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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You checked /popular ?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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This guy again.
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presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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Your presumptions are correct
So why did you linky? Must try harder c- ;)
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Would
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Join the line.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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Did you not notice that I had first dibs?
Get back you interlopers!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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sorry? what was that?
(pulls up trousers)
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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You had a little fun with the fellas behind you while waiting I see.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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damn you.
I did lol.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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Everyone's a winner!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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She's not actually fit
She just moves like she would be an awesome fuck.
Which is enough in my book.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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Is this not the same thing??
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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she is fit by every definition
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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I'd say she is fit
Line her up with any girl in my office and I'd pick her
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magnum, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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If a tree falls in the forest
and nobody hears, does it still make a sound?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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Not sure, but on this clip all I could hear was the sound of one hand fwapping
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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My, that's a clever bit of philosophical/wank wordplay there.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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:-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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Wht you want is
Alison Stokke - Pole handler extraordinaire:
coedmagazine.com/2008/09/24/the-complete-allison-stokke-web-photo-index/
Totally and amazingly safe for work too
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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Honeypot = hit.
Good work, Soldier!!
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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No problem sir!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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WOOOOOooooooooooH, Bodyform.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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dirty cow
phwoor!
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The Girl in red next to her
is named Dou Wang...hehehe
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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I saw that too
She had Wang on the inside, coming on strong, but she was up for the challenge. She beat off Wang for a good finish.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Who'd have thought...
that a professional athlete would be fit?
Everyone's going mental over a bit of jiggling before a run. I could show you some websites that would blow your mind (but ruin your trousers)
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Dry Rubbish, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:27,
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I don't wear trousers
and I have a tiny mind.
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I wear tiny trousers
or something, I dunno
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Dry Rubbish, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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I can't tell what is going on there...
is she mental, of a naturally happy disposition, glad to be out of the house, or attempting to psyche out her opponents?
Either way it looks like it's working...
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likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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Can we just gif her and get this over with?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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4mb, gj!
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macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:57,
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Oh my goodness.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:46,
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Is it
PC Simon Hardwood bashing Ian Tomlinson to death and getting away with it in his trial even though the inquest found him guilty?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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Nuh uh.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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Is it endlessly clicking 'I like this!'?
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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No way.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24,
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WARNING! DAILY HEIL LINK!
bloody hell, I got lost in there, ended up reading an article about how hot dogs give you cancer.
we need a tag for Heil links
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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DM has a way of doing that, it's kind of hypnotic until you suddenly snap out of it and feel really dirty.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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And you LIKE that feeling, don't you?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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You are feeling very drowsy..
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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Oh man this chloroform smells of halothane.
:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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Well I would have linked to the Indie's version, so as not to offend your liberal handwringing bedwetting pinky gay sensibilities, but it made me nauseous
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/neanderthal-mans-life-of-domesticity-7956993.html
made me nauseous was shit and didn't contain the relevant quote.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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Is it some form of filthy squeezin?
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presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Could be.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:34,
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Is it frantically fisting like a jack-hammer through a cow pat?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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GOT IT!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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\o/
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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OH FUCK OFF, PUT A SHIRT ON & STOP PREMATURELY RECEDING
Honestly, I watched ten seconds of that & am now vomiting sickly bile from my eyeballs. Bleurgh.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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You can adopt y'know
Its legal now.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Wouldn't that defeat the point of being gay?
You know, that and being internet bullies.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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Clearly the point of being gay is to anger the catholic church and other right thinking people
I mean, who would REALLY want it up the bum?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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You do know you're posting under your regular account,
and not one of your myriad of sock puppets?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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As long as
I don't give myself away as a smoke screening, self-hating, bisexual I'm sure I'll be fine.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:50,
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vomiting sickly bile from my eyeballs sporting a full on robo-chubby.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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tea spat on keyboard
my first time
this is a special moment
we are now connected
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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Oh, you!
*huggles*
:-D
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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All very well and lovely
But now they've got the problem that he's asleep on their bed and they have to transfer him to his cot without waking him.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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hmmmmm
having children is a form of stockholm syndrome
thats why people say "oh you'll feel different when they are yours"...because you have to be psycologically destroyed by them... before you love them back.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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oh my god this ^
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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CaC
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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You do know what they
turn into, don't you?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:20,
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Nonces.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:44,
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It's a beeb post but I dont care......
....Mr Bolt running about and shit.
My only question is.....does it really need subtitles? Is there really anyone out there who cant understand what he's saying? Really?
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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he says nobody can cross the river
you racist
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:35,
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Nick Griffin.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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Caterpillar
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Bole982, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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... and an ant.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:08,
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I imagine touching that
would cause you to have a bad day
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SiX and his hat, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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Looks like a caterpillar dragging his tired ass back from a festival after 3 days on shrooms wearing a jester cap.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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haha so true.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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What exactly is the point of you?
*flails arms*
WHO IS SHE!?!!? WHO IS SHE!!!!!????
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:11,
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Nurse! Get the thorazine dart gun.
She's off on one again.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:19,
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Hmmm...
...looks like the recession has hit the Chinese new year celebrations.
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Megamoss, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:50,
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FUCK OFOFFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFOOFOFOFOOF
OFOFOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFFOFOFOFFOFOFOFFO
mingeface
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:04,
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That isn't how you pronounce the word "Cognitive".
NSFW
At 0:08, and then better at 0:22.
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godspants, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Cogtiv.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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I have a phobia
of narcisstic people waving their hands when speaking - can you help me?
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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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Hi Dr Becky!
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Would you like me to strip to the waist?
What's that? You're not that kind of doctor?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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"If you want to emphasise your point, be sure to move your hands around"
"Really? Won't it look awkward and stilted?"
"No, don't be silly"
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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would
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holium 's lurking behind your holium, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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She's willing to give you 15 minutes free.
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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I bet she's good at washing up.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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I did a music
I made this!
Obviously a cover but am just getting back into singing after a long break - any thoughts appreciated.
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SiX and his hat, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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it was alright
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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It's a good start
But the backing track doesn't do you any favors really.
Get yourself in a band mate. You voice has quite a rich tone and you could probably quite easily pull off some Paul Banks from Interpol or some Ian Curtis shit.
And maybe try doubling up on vocal tracks or come up with some harmony parts to sex it up a bit.
I don't really know if you'll get anything from this but I thought I'd leave you some feedback anyway.
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presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:58,
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Harvey Nic's going for gold with tea
£139.00 per 100G of tea! I like tea but I think that would be a bit excessive. Cost for comparison PG tips at 68p per 100G.
Bloody Oylmpic tax.
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NateGS nooob, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:52,
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Well, at least they're all white athletes.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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Thatcher at the end of a daisy chain.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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Archaeologists have discovered the skeleton of the Mona Lisa
Archaeologists are convinced they’ve unearthed the secret behind the world’s most famous painting, the Mona Lisa.Buried beneath the floor of a convent in Florence, Italy they’ve found a skeleton they believe belonged to Lisa Gherardini, the model who posed for Leonardo’s da Vinci’s mysterious masterpiece.
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stepdeki, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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I thought it was meant to be Leonardo in drag?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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No, that's your ultimate fantasy woman:
Mr DiCaprio, in drag; lying on a 20ft pizza, covered in pies.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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Didnt he do that in that one movie?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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and painted green to look like a ninja turdle
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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Draw me like one of your French girls.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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*scribbles childish portrait in own shit*
HERE YOU GO KATIE
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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What secret?
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loci, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:50,
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Who's smirking now, bitch?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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I reckon she had 3 tits
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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Makes me want to have two dicks
For a double soapy tit wank of course.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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Would.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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HELLO
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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But these guys are "Rebels" therefore good guys, like in Star Wars.
If they were bad, they would be "insurgents".
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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Didn't they spend about a year just demonstrating peacefully whilst getting mown down by snipers?
I'm not going to begrudge anyones right to take up arms in face face of violent oppression.
And what about Assads funding and support of hezbollah destabilizing Lebanon?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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They scare easily but they'll be back,
and in greater numbers.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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^ This, in spades!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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Aren't you a citizen of a country formed on colonisation and armed rebellion with sprinkling of religion?
The difference between you guys and Australia is that you picked up a gun.
That and occasionally getting the recipe for beer right
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Trapped in Technology - MMORPG (Took Away A Friend From Me)
I made this!
Rob , Superpowerless and I made this one, part IV of Rob's series. : )
Seems right that I post it on /links.
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I like this
I've clicked "I like this"
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rob, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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haha
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Ha. Nice tune
'clicks'
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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I've listened to it loads
honestly a good 15-20 times a day for weeks.
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The internets thanks you for your sacrafices
:)
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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Everyone knows a Lee.
Sadtimes.
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Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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poor fucker
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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b3ta.com/links/829758
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Though, to be fair:
Your abridged version doesn't show that she's actually able to walk & for quite a while, which the longer version did.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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the longer version
from yesterday also shows the 'wheelchair bound' person getting up, walking back down the escalator and then standing at the bottom. Make your own conclusions. I did.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Hahahahahaa!
What an epic failure
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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Brain fail
what a tool.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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It looks like she (?) has done that before
she even went to hold the hand rail
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magnum, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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Probably forgot she was "disabled"
easily done when you are a feckless bone idle git robbing the state of my hard earned taxes.
Grrrrrrrghhh!!!!
!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:49,
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what a bastard pressing the stop button when she'd almost made it up
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spagaroony, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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Sixty Second Search - A really frustrating one minute game
I made this!

I made this for a competition but I didnt finish it in time. I tried to make it look like an old atari game.
Use your arrow keys to navigate the constantly changing pathways. Make it to the end of each path before it changes.
Can you make it through a whole minute?
Edit: Make sure you click the game before you start or the keys wont work!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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That's a fun idea.
No, I couldn't make it through a minute though.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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I love that
and hate it.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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Bollox!!!
Made it to 16 then :p IT WILL BE MINE
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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Must..... stop......
That's triggered the Bop-It part of my brain and I'm going to find it hard to stop until I've won (40 seconds being my best).
Fun game.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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And one more game was all it took!
I can get back to work now.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:33,
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I hope you enjoyed the glorious win music
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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First time.
<Smug mode>
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:11,
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fun!
btw - did you use some tetris related source code as inspiration ?
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spiderboy, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Young men and a woman are going away for a rather long time, Richard Dart was the loony who was in the 'My brother the Islamist' documentary.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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Quick send them some KY jelly laced with sand.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34,
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and spiced with birds eye chillies
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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You know one of the documents they have been charged with possessing
is that magazine you posted on here last week?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Yes, fortunately I linked to the imagr site and not the AQ site.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:37,
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Possession and dissemination of it is still illegal
Might be best to mention to a friendly mod to delete that post?
also- TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:42,
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Done!
Oops, thanks for the warning though.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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I've actually got a copy of it on my desk right now!
And the 39 ways... one.
EDIT: Because of work, not because I'm a terrorist
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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It's full of shit I guess?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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I still have the proof
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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Is that true?
'Cos the thought of the police sifting through /links is wonderful: Compiling a tiny folder of "potential terrorism?" links, a larger "incitement to violence?" folder & a MASSIVE file: "Pissflaps: Noncing mastermind?"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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/links would have been sifted ages ago and regularly by the project echelon thing.
You know how some posters suddenly just stop?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54,
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Don't know what you're suggesting about Bombay Mick there.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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"Incitement to post it on /talk" ?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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got yer hat on again I see.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:41,
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Tin foil with MY complexion?
Nah but project echelon is a real thing.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Doesnt mean it does what you think it does.
And actually tin foil would look very fetching with a scarf.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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Tin foil parosol -
Keep out the brain waves AND stay sun-safe!
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:01,
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What do you think it does?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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It keeps your neck warm.
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JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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Can you imagine the poor fucker who would have to sift through all pissflaps postings?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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^hahahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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Watch it pal..
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:10,
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Oh I see, you & Tab Hunter are now a 'comedy' tag-team.
Have fun with your new boyfriend.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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Hey, hey; sounds like *soneone's* got a touch of the green-eyed monster.
Calm down your angries, fella; there's plenty of me to go round.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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"plenty of me to go round."
That's middle aged spread for you.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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All i can see is
Two people hugging a huge sweaty fat man.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:49,
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We're comforting Amadeus, be nice.
He can't help looking like an old, ginger George Dawes.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:53,
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You bastard
Nightmares ahoy!
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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Did it have a classified ads and a sudoku?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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No
but it has got a problem page
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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The more religous fascists put away the better.
BTW didn't you link to a copy of "Inspire" the other day?
[edit] mind the piss
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Yes I did, maybe not such a good idea in hindsight.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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Oh well.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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Are you using public wifi? I don't know you. Who is this?
Don't come here, I'm hanging up the internet! Prank poster, prank poster!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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I had that on Amiga floppy
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:56,
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Yup, all the same those religious nutcases
the world would be better without them.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45,
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it might not be the religious nutcases we really have to worry about...
I've been wandering aimlessly around the tinfoil hat parts of Youtube and I came across a reference to the Chinese Euro 2012 advert. It's been posted on /links before:
www.b3ta.com/links/Meanwhile_in_China_they_advertise_Euro_2012_like_this
although it appears to have been taken down, never mind you can watch it here instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VuG08__xQ
Seriously, wtf...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53,
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eh? whats the problem?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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39 Ways to Support and Participate in Jihad
The not so popular prequel to 50 Shades.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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Heh
Probably better written, though...
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:47,
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"She flashed her ankle at me....
....I quivered at the sight of bare skin, oh Allah be praised."
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:50,
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Great detective work PF
Jihad doesn't stand a chance in the UK.
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Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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not if the police are dealing with it,
G4S I'm not so sure.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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They should exterminate these vermin.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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sadly until the middle east is stable
they are just going to keep on popping up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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So when oil runs out or when an alternative to oil is found and is mainstream.
Or just build a massive wall around the place?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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I think the situation over there at the moment
is much like it was in Europe about 400 years ago, their politico-social timeline is just like ours but 3/4 centuries behind. In another hundred years they'll be having their own "enlightenment". Maybe sooner, because of information technology.
I think we've just got to leave them to it, they have to be able to stand on their own feet because whenever we try to prop up a regime in order to force our values on the region, that's what makes these people, they think the Crusades are still going on.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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The Crusades are still going on.
Just the players are different.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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Yes,
well, quite.
The thing they are trying to fight against is a very real thing, and a very real threat to their way of life and values. So we present them as trying to destroy our way of life and our values, but we think that because our violence against them is state sanctioned, it's therefore rational and proper.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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No that's not what I said....
The crusades are still going on.
People are killing to spread their religion and to secure holy sites.
And the Jihadists don't represent the life and values Muslim populations any more than the brown shirts represented the British public
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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Bollocks are they,
the Muslims already have all the holy sites, the two holiest ones, Medina and Mecca, being in Saudi Arabia. Unless they want Stonehenge I don't know what you're referring to.
Jihadists don't represent most ordinary Muslims, this is true. Nevertheless they are fighting for what they believe to be their own indigenous culture, even against other Muslims in fact. We are seeing that in Syria.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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Fannies they are.
What, Jerusalem isn't a holy site?
And Syria isn't about religion.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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is there fighting in Jerusalem?
Syria isn't about religion. "Islamism" isn't about religion. It's jingoism in religious garb.
Tell me what Syria is about. If you think the Syrian rebels are fighting for democracy, you've got it backwards. Syria was one of the most secular and Westernised countries in the middle east, most people there support the government, the rebels are Islamists.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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"is there fighting in Jerusalem?" Really?
Ok, things may be quieter these past few years but it's still a holy site coveted by all sides.
I bow to your better knowledge of the great democratic state of Syria.
And ignore Assads support of Hezbollah.
Secular does not mean democratic and Religious does not mean dictatorship.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:00,
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well I just typed "Jerusalem" into Google news and it didn't come up "fighting".
Who supports who is really besides the point... the United States supports Islamist regimes as well. They're pals with Saudi Arabia, for one.
Secular doesn't mean democratic, this is true. Syria might not be as democratic as we would like, the Ba'ath party is a sort of national socialism so I won't stick up for them.
Religious doesn't mean dictatorship, but Islamist usually does.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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Well I certainly can't argue with google results for a single keyword
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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I'm glad.
Islamists want to completely destroy the State of Israel, of course, but Jerusalem isn't that much of a hot spot by the general standards of the middle East at the moment. It might be a point of annoyance to some people but it's not fundamentally what this is all about. It's about globalisation, which is little more than the privatised continuation of European imperialism.
Certainly nobody is making bombs in London's suburbs in an attempt to take Jerusalem.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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Nail on head.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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Whig nonsense.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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if you have an alternative explanation, please present it.
I hope it's not going to be "it's because they're Muslims, that's what makes them turn into maniacs".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Nope.
My criticism is of your assumption that history has just one clear path, that the basic difference between different cultures is how far along the path they've travelled, and that it's a matter of some cultures being ahead of, or behind, others. It doesn't, it isn't, and it isn't.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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It's not an assumption,
it's what I see, when I look at it. Compare the Islamists to the Puritans, the Islamic states to feudalism, think of the "French Wars of Religion" and the English Civil War, and how it all coincided with the rise of capitalism.
Mohammad's Islamisation of Arabia even looks a bit like Constantine's Christianisation of Europe.
It's an oversimplification, I admit, but the parallels are there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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"Rare earths" is the next oil
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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oh shit
www.livescience.com/16315-rare-earth-elements-afghanistan.html
now I know what was in those container lorries...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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This seems topical
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18882996
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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If you want your green tech then you need lots of "Rare earths".
And currently Chinas got the monopoly on them by a long shot.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55,
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yeah and China's economy is set to overtake that of the US in about 2015
if current trends continue. So we can't go buying the stuff from them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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No we can't keep buying the stuff of them because they keep restricting it's export.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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well that's a double whammy.
China is also likely to start poking its nose into the middle East, so then they will hold all the cards.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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I massively confused by the whole "documents relating to terrorism" thing
The anarchists cookbook and jolly roger cookbook have been around for donkey's years. Do they count?
There are books that exist that describe how to make your own machine gun, bazooka etc. and you can buy them from Amazon. Is it ok to sell them just as long as you don't recommend using them on infidels?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:29,
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I'm sure BAE systems have libraries full of this kind of stuff.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Get caught with a copy of either of those books and see how much shit you're in.
As far as I know you can't get either of those off amazon.
However I suspect it's just common sense.
Get stopped with a crowbar in your bag no big deal.
Have a record for burglary and your "going equipped"
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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^this
it's all about context
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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So I'm alright owning a copy of Expedient Homemade Firearms: The 9mm Submachine Gun just so long as I read it on the bog for educational reasons?
But if I grow a beard and start thinking the gene pool could do with a dose of chlorine it then becomes a terrorist training manual?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Has anyone here read Inspire?
I read 1-3 for work, and they were both hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57,
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