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This is a link post Everything you need to support the Underdog in whichever random event you managed to get tickets to. I made this!
A little site a couple of mates and I made for the Olympics. There's some stupid posters and stuff too.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You are not an official partner of the London Olympics 2012 and therefore you must cease & desist with this.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm it's mistress.
:)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the G4S will be paying you a visit.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I like those guys. They massive underdogs.
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This is a normal post I think that's lovely and captures a nicer side of the British spirit.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post how 'bout one that says
"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post Nerd rebuilds Optimus Prime from Warhammer 40k models
Nerdy as hell, but the end result is quite lully.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've silently clicked this
Because I don't want anyone to think I might know what Warhammer 40k is.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not fooling anyone ;)

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
that is some impressive work
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
erm...me too
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking shit
That's cool!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 1:05, Reply)
This is a link post Shoplifter escapes security office by leaving her shirt behind
The quote by the police is priceless: "Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car".

Sure, there is CCTV everywhere but there.


(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She should be easy to spot.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Her front fell off

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But I'm imagining quite the front!

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They should knocker up in a maximum security penitentiary

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If they do, hopefully the media will keep us abreast of the situation.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a good mammary for this sort of thing.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Jugstaposed with an interest in current affairs no doubt.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I just hope the judge nipplies some common sense.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The testimony at trial should be titillating!

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This is a normal post Chest in time to set her on the right road

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post She and the security guard could have become bosom buddies.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Will she be found guilty?
Who knows? The trial could swing from one side to the other.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobies!




fucknuts
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post makes a change from 'Snatch and run'

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post GC.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate people calling GC but this time I love it.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You checked /popular ?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy again.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Your presumptions are correct
So why did you linky? Must try harder c- ;)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Join the line.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you not notice that I had first dibs?
Get back you interlopers!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry? what was that?
(pulls up trousers)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You had a little fun with the fellas behind you while waiting I see.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post damn you.
I did lol.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone's a winner!

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She's not actually fit
She just moves like she would be an awesome fuck.

Which is enough in my book.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this not the same thing??

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post she is fit by every definition

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say she is fit
Line her up with any girl in my office and I'd pick her
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If a tree falls in the forest
and nobody hears, does it still make a sound?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure, but on this clip all I could hear was the sound of one hand fwapping

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My, that's a clever bit of philosophical/wank wordplay there.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wht you want is
Alison Stokke - Pole handler extraordinaire:
coedmagazine.com/2008/09/24/the-complete-allison-stokke-web-photo-index/

Totally and amazingly safe for work too
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Honeypot = hit.
Good work, Soldier!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem sir!

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOOOOooooooooooH, Bodyform.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post dirty cow
phwoor!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The Girl in red next to her
is named Dou Wang...hehehe
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that too
She had Wang on the inside, coming on strong, but she was up for the challenge. She beat off Wang for a good finish.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who'd have thought...
that a professional athlete would be fit?
Everyone's going mental over a bit of jiggling before a run. I could show you some websites that would blow your mind (but ruin your trousers)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't wear trousers
and I have a tiny mind.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wear tiny trousers
or something, I dunno
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell what is going on there...
is she mental, of a naturally happy disposition, glad to be out of the house, or attempting to psyche out her opponents?

Either way it looks like it's working...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we just gif her and get this over with?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post gc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=932fZY9uZeQ
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post



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This is a normal post 4mb, gj!

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my goodness.

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it
PC Simon Hardwood bashing Ian Tomlinson to death and getting away with it in his trial even though the inquest found him guilty?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuh uh.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it endlessly clicking 'I like this!'?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No way.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post WARNING! DAILY HEIL LINK!
bloody hell, I got lost in there, ended up reading an article about how hot dogs give you cancer.

we need a tag for Heil links
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post DM has a way of doing that, it's kind of hypnotic until you suddenly snap out of it and feel really dirty.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And you LIKE that feeling, don't you?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You are feeling very drowsy..

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man this chloroform smells of halothane.
:/
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I would have linked to the Indie's version, so as not to offend your liberal handwringing bedwetting pinky gay sensibilities, but it made me nauseous
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/neanderthal-mans-life-of-domesticity-7956993.html
made me nauseous was shit and didn't contain the relevant quote.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it some form of filthy squeezin?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be.
:D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it frantically fisting like a jack-hammer through a cow pat?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post GOT IT!
:D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Cute

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post OH FUCK OFF, PUT A SHIRT ON & STOP PREMATURELY RECEDING
Honestly, I watched ten seconds of that & am now vomiting sickly bile from my eyeballs. Bleurgh.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You can adopt y'know
Its legal now.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't that defeat the point of being gay?
You know, that and being internet bullies.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly the point of being gay is to anger the catholic church and other right thinking people
I mean, who would REALLY want it up the bum?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You do know you're posting under your regular account,
and not one of your myriad of sock puppets?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as
I don't give myself away as a smoke screening, self-hating, bisexual I'm sure I'll be fine.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
vomiting sickly bile from my eyeballs sporting a full on robo-chubby.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post tea spat on keyboard
my first time

this is a special moment

we are now connected
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you!
*huggles*

:-D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post All very well and lovely
But now they've got the problem that he's asleep on their bed and they have to transfer him to his cot without waking him.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmm
having children is a form of stockholm syndrome
thats why people say "oh you'll feel different when they are yours"...because you have to be psycologically destroyed by them... before you love them back.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my god this ^

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This is a normal post CaC

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Just the reaction
I had hoped for.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You do know what they
turn into, don't you?
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This is a normal post Nonces.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post It's a beeb post but I dont care......
....Mr Bolt running about and shit.

My only question is.....does it really need subtitles? Is there really anyone out there who cant understand what he's saying? Really?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post he says nobody can cross the river
you racist
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nick Griffin.

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This is a link post Caterpillar

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and an ant.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine touching that
would cause you to have a bad day
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a caterpillar dragging his tired ass back from a festival after 3 days on shrooms wearing a jester cap.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha so true.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What exactly is the point of you?
*flails arms*
WHO IS SHE!?!!? WHO IS SHE!!!!!????
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse! Get the thorazine dart gun.
She's off on one again.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
...looks like the recession has hit the Chinese new year celebrations.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFOFFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFOOFOFOFOOF
OFOFOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFFOFOFOFFOFOFOFFO


mingeface
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a link post That isn't how you pronounce the word "Cognitive". NSFW
At 0:08, and then better at 0:22.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cogtiv.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a phobia
of narcisstic people waving their hands when speaking - can you help me?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dr Becky!

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like me to strip to the waist?
What's that? You're not that kind of doctor?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "If you want to emphasise your point, be sure to move your hands around"
"Really? Won't it look awkward and stilted?"

"No, don't be silly"
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This is a normal post
would
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This is a normal post She's willing to give you 15 minutes free.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she's good at washing up.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a link post I did a music I made this!
Obviously a cover but am just getting back into singing after a long break - any thoughts appreciated.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it was alright

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good start
But the backing track doesn't do you any favors really.
Get yourself in a band mate. You voice has quite a rich tone and you could probably quite easily pull off some Paul Banks from Interpol or some Ian Curtis shit.
And maybe try doubling up on vocal tracks or come up with some harmony parts to sex it up a bit.

I don't really know if you'll get anything from this but I thought I'd leave you some feedback anyway.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post Harvey Nic's going for gold with tea
£139.00 per 100G of tea! I like tea but I think that would be a bit excessive. Cost for comparison PG tips at 68p per 100G.

Bloody Oylmpic tax.
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This is a normal post Well, at least they're all white athletes.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thatcher at the end of a daisy chain.

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This is a link post Archaeologists have discovered the skeleton of the Mona Lisa
Archaeologists are convinced they’ve unearthed the secret behind the world’s most famous painting, the Mona Lisa.Buried beneath the floor of a convent in Florence, Italy they’ve found a skeleton they believe belonged to Lisa Gherardini, the model who posed for Leonardo’s da Vinci’s mysterious masterpiece.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was meant to be Leonardo in drag?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's your ultimate fantasy woman:
Mr DiCaprio, in drag; lying on a 20ft pizza, covered in pies.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt he do that in that one movie?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post and painted green to look like a ninja turdle

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This is a normal post Draw me like one of your French girls.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *scribbles childish portrait in own shit*
HERE YOU GO KATIE
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
What secret?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Who's smirking now, bitch?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon she had 3 tits

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me want to have two dicks
For a double soapy tit wank of course.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But these guys are "Rebels" therefore good guys, like in Star Wars.
If they were bad, they would be "insurgents".
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't they spend about a year just demonstrating peacefully whilst getting mown down by snipers?
I'm not going to begrudge anyones right to take up arms in face face of violent oppression.
And what about Assads funding and support of hezbollah destabilizing Lebanon?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They scare easily but they'll be back,
and in greater numbers.
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This is a normal post ^ This, in spades!

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you a citizen of a country formed on colonisation and armed rebellion with sprinkling of religion?
The difference between you guys and Australia is that you picked up a gun.
That and occasionally getting the recipe for beer right
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Trapped in Technology - MMORPG (Took Away A Friend From Me) I made this!
Rob , Superpowerless and I made this one, part IV of Rob's series. : )
Seems right that I post it on /links.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
I've clicked "I like this"
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Ha. Nice tune

'clicks'
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've listened to it loads
honestly a good 15-20 times a day for weeks.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The internets thanks you for your sacrafices
:)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows a Lee.
Sadtimes.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Mobility scooter plus escalator
no worky
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post poor fucker

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/829758
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ooops

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Though, to be fair:
Your abridged version doesn't show that she's actually able to walk & for quite a while, which the longer version did.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the longer version
from yesterday also shows the 'wheelchair bound' person getting up, walking back down the escalator and then standing at the bottom. Make your own conclusions. I did.
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This is a normal post Hahahahahaa!
What an epic failure
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brain fail
what a tool.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like she (?) has done that before
she even went to hold the hand rail
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably forgot she was "disabled"
easily done when you are a feckless bone idle git robbing the state of my hard earned taxes.


Grrrrrrrghhh!!!!
!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
what a bastard pressing the stop button when she'd almost made it up
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a link post Sixty Second Search - A really frustrating one minute game I made this!

I made this for a competition but I didnt finish it in time. I tried to make it look like an old atari game.
Use your arrow keys to navigate the constantly changing pathways. Make it to the end of each path before it changes.
Can you make it through a whole minute?
Edit: Make sure you click the game before you start or the keys wont work!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a fun idea.
No, I couldn't make it through a minute though.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that
and hate it.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollox!!!
Made it to 16 then :p IT WILL BE MINE
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Must..... stop......
That's triggered the Bop-It part of my brain and I'm going to find it hard to stop until I've won (40 seconds being my best).

Fun game.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And one more game was all it took!
I can get back to work now.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you enjoyed the glorious win music

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post First time.
<Smug mode>
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
fun!

btw - did you use some tetris related source code as inspiration ?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Young men and a woman are going away for a rather long time, Richard Dart was the loony who was in the 'My brother the Islamist' documentary.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick send them some KY jelly laced with sand.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and spiced with birds eye chillies

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You know one of the documents they have been charged with possessing
is that magazine you posted on here last week?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, fortunately I linked to the imagr site and not the AQ site.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Possession and dissemination of it is still illegal
Might be best to mention to a friendly mod to delete that post?

also- TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Done!
Oops, thanks for the warning though.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've actually got a copy of it on my desk right now!
And the 39 ways... one.
EDIT: Because of work, not because I'm a terrorist
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's full of shit I guess?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have the proof

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that true?
'Cos the thought of the police sifting through /links is wonderful: Compiling a tiny folder of "potential terrorism?" links, a larger "incitement to violence?" folder & a MASSIVE file: "Pissflaps: Noncing mastermind?"
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post /links would have been sifted ages ago and regularly by the project echelon thing.
You know how some posters suddenly just stop?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know what you're suggesting about Bombay Mick there.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Incitement to post it on /talk" ?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post got yer hat on again I see.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Tin foil with MY complexion?
Nah but project echelon is a real thing.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesnt mean it does what you think it does.
And actually tin foil would look very fetching with a scarf.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tin foil parosol -
Keep out the brain waves AND stay sun-safe!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you think it does?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It keeps your neck warm.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine the poor fucker who would have to sift through all pissflaps postings?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^hahahaha

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it pal..

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I see, you & Tab Hunter are now a 'comedy' tag-team.
Have fun with your new boyfriend.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey; sounds like *soneone's* got a touch of the green-eyed monster.
Calm down your angries, fella; there's plenty of me to go round.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "plenty of me to go round."
That's middle aged spread for you.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post All i can see is
Two people hugging a huge sweaty fat man.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post We're comforting Amadeus, be nice.
He can't help looking like an old, ginger George Dawes.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard
Nightmares ahoy!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it have a classified ads and a sudoku?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post No
but it has got a problem page
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The more religous fascists put away the better.
BTW didn't you link to a copy of "Inspire" the other day?
[edit] mind the piss
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I did, maybe not such a good idea in hindsight.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post No point, googles already farmed it.
www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=pissflaps+inspire+b3ta&oq=pissflaps+inspire+b3ta&gs_l=hp.3...283.15696.0.15992.31.26.5.0.0.0.127.1530.21j3.26.0...0.0...1c.qQZebDoK_4w&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=ff7dc130c61ffe3&biw=1095&bih=910&safe=vss

I'm glad I got all my dodgy internet dealings over with in the 90's.
Probably still got a copy of the anarchist cookbook on an old drive somewhere.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you using public wifi? I don't know you. Who is this?
Don't come here, I'm hanging up the internet! Prank poster, prank poster!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I had that on Amiga floppy

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, all the same those religious nutcases
the world would be better without them.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post it might not be the religious nutcases we really have to worry about...
I've been wandering aimlessly around the tinfoil hat parts of Youtube and I came across a reference to the Chinese Euro 2012 advert. It's been posted on /links before:
www.b3ta.com/links/Meanwhile_in_China_they_advertise_Euro_2012_like_this
although it appears to have been taken down, never mind you can watch it here instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VuG08__xQ

Seriously, wtf...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post eh? whats the problem?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 39 Ways to Support and Participate in Jihad
The not so popular prequel to 50 Shades.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Probably better written, though...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "She flashed her ankle at me....
....I quivered at the sight of bare skin, oh Allah be praised."
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Great detective work PF
Jihad doesn't stand a chance in the UK.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post not if the police are dealing with it,
G4S I'm not so sure.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They should exterminate these vermin.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly until the middle east is stable
they are just going to keep on popping up.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So when oil runs out or when an alternative to oil is found and is mainstream.
Or just build a massive wall around the place?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the situation over there at the moment
is much like it was in Europe about 400 years ago, their politico-social timeline is just like ours but 3/4 centuries behind. In another hundred years they'll be having their own "enlightenment". Maybe sooner, because of information technology.

I think we've just got to leave them to it, they have to be able to stand on their own feet because whenever we try to prop up a regime in order to force our values on the region, that's what makes these people, they think the Crusades are still going on.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The Crusades are still going on.
Just the players are different.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
well, quite.

The thing they are trying to fight against is a very real thing, and a very real threat to their way of life and values. So we present them as trying to destroy our way of life and our values, but we think that because our violence against them is state sanctioned, it's therefore rational and proper.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No that's not what I said....
The crusades are still going on.
People are killing to spread their religion and to secure holy sites.

And the Jihadists don't represent the life and values Muslim populations any more than the brown shirts represented the British public
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks are they,
the Muslims already have all the holy sites, the two holiest ones, Medina and Mecca, being in Saudi Arabia. Unless they want Stonehenge I don't know what you're referring to.

Jihadists don't represent most ordinary Muslims, this is true. Nevertheless they are fighting for what they believe to be their own indigenous culture, even against other Muslims in fact. We are seeing that in Syria.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fannies they are.
What, Jerusalem isn't a holy site?

And Syria isn't about religion.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post is there fighting in Jerusalem?
Syria isn't about religion. "Islamism" isn't about religion. It's jingoism in religious garb.

Tell me what Syria is about. If you think the Syrian rebels are fighting for democracy, you've got it backwards. Syria was one of the most secular and Westernised countries in the middle east, most people there support the government, the rebels are Islamists.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "is there fighting in Jerusalem?" Really?
Ok, things may be quieter these past few years but it's still a holy site coveted by all sides.

I bow to your better knowledge of the great democratic state of Syria.
And ignore Assads support of Hezbollah.

Secular does not mean democratic and Religious does not mean dictatorship.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post well I just typed "Jerusalem" into Google news and it didn't come up "fighting".
Who supports who is really besides the point... the United States supports Islamist regimes as well. They're pals with Saudi Arabia, for one.

Secular doesn't mean democratic, this is true. Syria might not be as democratic as we would like, the Ba'ath party is a sort of national socialism so I won't stick up for them.

Religious doesn't mean dictatorship, but Islamist usually does.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I certainly can't argue with google results for a single keyword

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad.
Islamists want to completely destroy the State of Israel, of course, but Jerusalem isn't that much of a hot spot by the general standards of the middle East at the moment. It might be a point of annoyance to some people but it's not fundamentally what this is all about. It's about globalisation, which is little more than the privatised continuation of European imperialism.

Certainly nobody is making bombs in London's suburbs in an attempt to take Jerusalem.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nail on head.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Whig nonsense.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post if you have an alternative explanation, please present it.
I hope it's not going to be "it's because they're Muslims, that's what makes them turn into maniacs".
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
My criticism is of your assumption that history has just one clear path, that the basic difference between different cultures is how far along the path they've travelled, and that it's a matter of some cultures being ahead of, or behind, others. It doesn't, it isn't, and it isn't.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not an assumption,
it's what I see, when I look at it. Compare the Islamists to the Puritans, the Islamic states to feudalism, think of the "French Wars of Religion" and the English Civil War, and how it all coincided with the rise of capitalism.

Mohammad's Islamisation of Arabia even looks a bit like Constantine's Christianisation of Europe.

It's an oversimplification, I admit, but the parallels are there.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rare earths" is the next oil

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shit
www.livescience.com/16315-rare-earth-elements-afghanistan.html
now I know what was in those container lorries...
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems topical
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18882996
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want your green tech then you need lots of "Rare earths".
And currently Chinas got the monopoly on them by a long shot.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah and China's economy is set to overtake that of the US in about 2015
if current trends continue. So we can't go buying the stuff from them.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No we can't keep buying the stuff of them because they keep restricting it's export.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post well that's a double whammy.
China is also likely to start poking its nose into the middle East, so then they will hold all the cards.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I massively confused by the whole "documents relating to terrorism" thing
The anarchists cookbook and jolly roger cookbook have been around for donkey's years. Do they count?

There are books that exist that describe how to make your own machine gun, bazooka etc. and you can buy them from Amazon. Is it ok to sell them just as long as you don't recommend using them on infidels?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure BAE systems have libraries full of this kind of stuff.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Get caught with a copy of either of those books and see how much shit you're in.
As far as I know you can't get either of those off amazon.

However I suspect it's just common sense.
Get stopped with a crowbar in your bag no big deal.
Have a record for burglary and your "going equipped"
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
it's all about context
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So I'm alright owning a copy of Expedient Homemade Firearms: The 9mm Submachine Gun just so long as I read it on the bog for educational reasons?
But if I grow a beard and start thinking the gene pool could do with a dose of chlorine it then becomes a terrorist training manual?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone here read Inspire?
I read 1-3 for work, and they were both hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a link post Have some Mr Scruff with lyrics by Brother Culture.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

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