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This is a link post this may make you sick up a bit
looks pretty tho.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a flipping amazing website.
The contents are rather sickly.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i fear it may be...
gake.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This
I'm rather impressed. Loving the parallax scrolling pics.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post just what I was going to say

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit lengthy for a wedding invite...
tl;dr;mtw

too long, didn't read, missed the wedding...
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
What a bit of scripting (and illustration).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very nicely done
Now I need to go get coffee to wash away the taste of breakfast.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
I liked the part where he done her up the granary, or something like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope their website gets burnt down by an eFire
and they get run over by an eSteam-roller and/or eCombine-harvester.

and then get sexed up by an eNonce
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they just get married and not have to show off about it?
Otherwise, maybe they're getting married for the wrong reasons. It's like people who go off to Cambodia or somewhere to "help poor people" and then won't stop bloody going on about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post 'Workforce Update 28
aka 'someone pooped in the microwave'

which of you was this?
 (UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm enjoying Andre Spooner and his Mighty Horse in the comments.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Poo"...CBeebies News.
 (loci, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the comments
'Andre Spooner' doing some sterling work there.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, and the comments are even better
"Flippin Burghers says...
2:42pm Tue 31 Jul 12

How do they know the stuff was actually heated up though? Must have been quite a reverse Bisto moment."
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post have a blast from the past with chorlton and the wheelies tv theme
also just for all you kids of the 70's have a

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcti0Kz0efk rupert the bear


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtCNbERKvMs&feature=related jackie lee singing white horses
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post the stuff of nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally
That witch scared/scarred me for years. Also, the theme tune always reminded me of Feargal Sharkey. Or t'other way round.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not as nightmarish as this:
youtu.be/cn6dPluyltA
 (loci, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ello, likkle old lady

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite show as a kid. Fenella used to shit me up and crack me up in equal measure.
Her habit of getting angry and then disappearing/reappearing all over the place still has me laughing. "Oooohh, that luv-leee".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post best music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jlIytnw10

not the original, but choon nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i see your pddington ber
and rise you a rhubrb and custard, come with bouncing lurcher
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does Spike Milligan's Pakistani Daleks appear in the suggested videos, when I watch White Horses?
Or is it just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!
Here's an ace version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgVSnwj9cns

By a b3tan i think.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Creepy story about a guy attracted to his sister. - (NSFW) NSFW
Ronseal, apols if GC, NSFW for swears & please watch to the end.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!
Never been into Star Trek but that was awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post awe bready there was me thinking it was blake 7
you ruined it for me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43FCDxu0QI&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Astonishing.
And not what I expected at all.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It probably happens a lot more
than people let on. For obvious reasons.

Guy I grew up with was shagging his sister for years. When it all came out it absolutely destroyed an otherwise, vey close family (forgive the pun)

Before you say it, no it wasn't me. My sister's a dog! Breathes like Vader too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pics or GTFO ;)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post psssty mrmatt hey you want some pics of his sister?
i got pics i got bras i got the smelly fingers you wanna try them ? he knows nothing i tell you nothing
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Your sister is very lucky to have you as a brother.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post or did she have him ?
maybe you could tune in this time next week and find out on "keep it in the family"
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post predictable ending is predictble
nice use of the tom cruise analogy there though, it realy added a new dimension to the story, and what with the bit about the ice cream slowly dripping down her .
my wife watched this and ended up wetter than a spastics chin.
a great post and one i would maybe able to crack a swift one out to gain.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - I was expecting it to be Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hah! :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha very good

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That Shit right there is genius!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bert?
/edit: Mind the piss...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure a b3tan posted that in a QOTW years ago
But funny nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10
Got me 100%
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
I wasn't expecting that, but it all makes sense
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
did not see that coming! clickity-click-click.

Click.
 (beatpig understands subliminalesbianmessagaying., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you

(brazzin, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my first negative comment on B3ta
But does that f-ing cultural disaster have to infiltrate everything these days? I'm not trashing your work, which is fine, but I've had to put up with that for decades now and it's only getting worse.
 (NJtoTX, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why people might get a little bit bored with the whole Star Wars thing...
...but that was fucking ACE
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post In The Attic (trailer)
The most recent film by Jiri Barta, best know for the stop-motion animated film Krysar/The Pied Piper (I highly recommend the Jiri Barta: Labyrinth of Darkness DVD, which contains a number of his earlier works).

It is getting a US theatrical release later this year as Toys In The Attic (dubbed in English...). Hopefully, a limited UK theatrical release and (subtitled!) DVD release won't be far behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's incredible. Lots of the little touches reminded me of Svankmajer.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post The Olympian
Dark animation about the Olympics,following the death of Team GB due to a virus outbreak.
 (maximumoffender, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Red flagged for spam
• Anybody who posts 1 link and describes it as 'funny' gets red flagged.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post trigger happy /linker is trigger happy...
although the use of a shortened url is also a bit of a warning sign.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked that. One of the YouTube comments makes the point that it's reminiscent of Monkey Dust which is quite a good comparison.
Welcome, hope you'll stick around and join in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Use of the offensive word "Funny"
I've removed the offensive word "funny" from my first post and apologise for any distress my use of this word may have caused.How many posts do I have to submit before I can use this word?
 (maximumoffender, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A minimum of eleven.
But you can build up gradually. "whimsical" is permitted from 4 upwards, then "humourous" at 8.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucken hundreds.
It took me years before these cunts would even reply to my posts. So consider your self lucky.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post SHUT IT YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If you switch your link to this it should embed on the page:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnhIFcC6uag

Sometimes when southerners say "funny" it sounds like "fanny". I find this funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for the tip PIGBODINE
Do the rest of you just come on here to slag each other off then?
 (maximumoffender, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Only some cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Everyone is a cunt. Including (especially) me.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post <----- /talk is that way

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post Eddie Izzard - Stoned Olympics. NSFW
If the Olympics included this kind of doping they would be quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Two things
1. Im covered in beeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

2. The time on the clip is 4.20...
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post find the olympic athelete that is the nearest height and weight to your self
then bullshit all your mates that you could do there sport just as good * as them







*drugs may be required to perform at there level
**





** also LONDON 2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS SUMMER GAMES ETCyou get the idea and i am not even a sponsor , come on locog what you going to do?
poke me with a shitty stick?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Chen Xue!?
Apparently at 6 foot 3 and 80 kg I'm most like a female chinese beach volleyball player. I've always thought that too.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post well it looks like i am the next gun rmpage favourite i come out as Rashid Al-Athba
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/9a3a967f-729c-47f5-ba0d-f07b6cd3355a
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
a female Russian basketball player, apparently.

I always suspected as much.
 (MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Alexander Smith
who he?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Alexander Smith also :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No!
IM ALEXANDER SMITH!
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I am Spartacus!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he's Sparticus
[walks off quickly] :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
walks wanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I am Sporticus

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a 34kg Chinese gymnast on there
:O
About the same as my left leg
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere between
Chantelle Handy, UK female basketballer, and Andrew Osagie, UK men's 800m runner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Leonid Ekimov

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post My 7 year old son
is taller and heavier than the Japanese gymnast...
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Lars Boom!
great name :D
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm some shootist from Qatar

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ricardo Blass Jnr of Guam weighs 34 stone
surely thats an unfair advantage in judo?! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/5570f613-5720-478d-9be4-283f5284e8b2

I don't weigh the same as him by the way...... (not quite anyway)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I am Venus Williams
AICMFP
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i am evidently a team GB womens volleyball player,
or a male french wrestler. :S
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Natalya Fokina-Semenova.
*shrugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post Amusing viral marketing, or....
Simply the ravings of a madmen. I'm going with the former.
(Mr_Kipling_, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post OH. MY. GOD.
It's going to be like 911 * 12952799 * (1/10^8)!!!!!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post 'ON YOUR HEAD PHIL' - Stop motion (very) short 16 seconds I made this!
My first attempt at some stop motion (be kind) going for a Monty Python cut out feel. Some issues with lighting and the sound, something I want to do alot more of. Any advice input would be very welcome :)
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise Tom Cruise was surprising.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Do more

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Its on the cards
I`d spend all day every day making stupid shit like this if I could!
 (kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That is wonderfully bonkers.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you.....

(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post old school

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Terry G would be proud. My only personal improvement would be to have a bit more velocity on the heads after the kick - Perhaps a zoom out to cater for the extra distance that you would need before the header back 'in'??
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the input :)
Yeah my set up at the moment involves an iphone blue tacced to an old computer desk ha! So I'm going to stick to the real basics but pace and movment is something I`m going to think more about.
 (kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is good
do more
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
Do more. I have no animation experience whatsoever - so I can't offer any advice. This made me smile. I also quite liked the sound effects.
 (I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post terry gilliam
is shitting himself over your skills
 (poochengeez, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Super Mario Wedding Table Plan
I got married on Sat. This was our table plan.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER SAW!
My wedding table plan looks crap in comparison.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
A very good friend of mine, whilst on my stag do, designed it. This is him on Twitter - @Binternat
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice touch mate. Glad everything went ok. You looked smashing in your kilt ;0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!! :)
Me in my kilt was actually from my sisters wedding a few years ago.
Facebook did this thing when it just bunched together pictures of me and Ali together after our "life changing event" update.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah well, never mind. You'll always be wearing a kilt in my minds eye :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is wonderbra
Also congratulations :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
"MMmmmm wonderbras ......"
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff and congrats again :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks again! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations, don't let your wife see your sig :D
Bests matey...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
As for my sig that's staying. *puts foot down*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing idea!
Huge congratulations! why are you not on honeymoon and having sex in a jaccuzi while drinking champagne or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Super Sexy Fun Time
I'll be doing that Saturday after our 10 hour flight to the Caribbean ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post CONGRATULATIONS!
Super table plan too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly :D

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's amazing. Tempted to steal this for when I'm heading in that direction :)
And congratulations of course. Hope you had a good day for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Steal away good Sir!
Lovely sunny day, though after 15 hours of celebrating I was hanging a teeny bit Sunday!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post We limited our to names from Mariokart levels.....
....Rainbow Road ect with Mario characters on each table, I wish we'd done that.

Congrats.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a brilliant idea!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats matey :)
Be prepared for a drop-off in sex :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's fantastic. I had Playstation controller cufflinks on during my wedding, but nothing this awesome. Now let us swap pictures of our wives naked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
whengeekswed.com/ would love that! I'm still hoping to shoot a geek wedding one of these days. I've had a bit of Doctor Who in a couple but not full on geekness yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Incredible report from the BBC in Syria, the reporter and cameraman are super brave/crazy.
Notice the Al Qaeda flags on the impromptu ambulance the rebels are using.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Videos not working but I read the story
Got a lot of respect for war reporters, bloody dangerous job.

Weren't Al Qaeda in Libya too?
I've been thinking in a tinfoil hat kind of way in the past couple of years the CIA spooks have slowly regained control over that franchise.

[edit]
Worst case I can see is Turkey invading north Syria under the guise of humanitarian reasons but more to stop the local Kurds getting uppity.
Iran then getting involved attacking Turkey.
Turkey invokes article 5(I think that's the one) Bringing NATO into a conflict with Iran.
Spice that up with a little VX and some pissed off Ruskies and you've got interesting times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post AQ are poking their mafia nose into loads of stuff.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Your little story was fun until you mentioned VX
Nato won't use VX. Unless the nukes start going off first. The US realised how deadly that stuff was a while back -they're destroying stockpiles 'cause of how pant-shittingly deadly it is.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post its the VX Syria has that is the worry.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syria_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction#Chemical
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Er.... I was a little more worried about the VX that Syria is meant to have.
But thank you for reading my little story and making up your own ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post suppose they drew the short straw at the BBC
They could be sitting on a fake beach reporting the womens volleyball
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I had dinner with a mate last night who was a UN observer in Sarajevo
when it all kicked off in the '90s.

Told me a story about slinging a hammock between 2 trees on his first day, getting in it very carefully and then getting out of it very quickly when bullets started pinging over his head!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Al Qaeda flags?
What are you on about?

One of them is the flag of the old Syrian Republic, as adopted by the rebels at the moment; the other is a black flag with writing on it - and that could mean one of any number of thigs. I don't see how you can impute any kind of Al Qaeda link with either of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post look closer
at the bottom of the black flag is:

Osama bin Laden - 4 eva in our harts
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, dear.
There is no such thing as the AQ flag.

The inscription is the shahada - the same as on the Saudi flag. It might be the case that some AQ affiliates use a black flag with white shahada - but that has been used by various Islamist groups since the 1990s; not everyone who uses the flag is AQ. Since the rebellion in Syria is largely sectarian, it isn't surprising that there'd be some tendency to Islamism in some sectors.

You shouldn't take your politics lessons from Telegraph photo editors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fascinating, do tell me more..
I am speaking from first had experience on the matter, it clearly doesn't look like you are.

Er, there are AQ flags, look online for them.

Buzz off keyboard warrior.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I want to back Mr Flaps up here but the BBC was also pointing out Cars traveling under the Al qaeda banner
Which along with other islamist groups is the shahada in white on a black flag. Colour seems to be important to them,Hamas has green and the Taliban white.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You still haven't established the truth of the claim you made in the OP,
or given any reason to think it true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Dark Side of the Rainbow
Not a perfect sync up but I suspect it never was.
Close enough for altered states of conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I love both of these
But together... Boom!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Only a couple of minutes in and it seems obvious that any sync is coincidental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well gooooood morning Mr Party Pooper.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pink Floyd Echoes (23 minute version) syncs perfectly with the last scene from 2001
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn7MmS3vazU
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post Wraith Rovers
A trailer for a wee movie I'm involved in. They're looking for zombies so come along and break a leg if you're in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Worst impression of Patric Stewart ever.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Show - A Description of the Lion's Roar
My new favorite Mr. Show sketch.
GC say mayhaps.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 7:14, Reply)
This is a link post Fake Goat

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Raido controlled?

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ADHD Goat Gruff
I arfed so have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Puny Goatchild
You will NEVER escape the unending talons of GRAVITY! RAAAARG!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post more real life action than a ring full of wwf wrestlers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post GaC

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt sorry for the poor goat what gotted pushed over.
That is a mean bully goat.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Mitt Romney: BBC Documentary

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:50, Reply)
This is a link post YER MAN - Weird Therapy (Original Mix).
Just a song, video is a still so skip it. It's my b3taday so I'm acting out. Lyrics related:

It doesn't mean I'm weird, and it doesn't mean I need to be in therapy.
Do you know what it means? It means it feels really good.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNDimHIfws

Edit: Eight years you old bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Video was stupid fly.
Thanks for the present, radar has new target.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:35, Reply)
This is a link post Final video to celebrate 100 castles I made this!
I visited 100 (now about 126) this year. got a website 100castles.net Started blogging. Want to leave something to tell my kids. Probably going to need a girlfriend first. Anyways, this is my final cut of the video to mark my adventure.
(TimmyMacK, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fun
i like you more than that guy goes around the world making poor children dance with him.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the pipes on your bike!
Bet they make a fair rattle.

Well done, great little quest. Should do 200 for charity.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!
Did I spot Loch Leven in there? My favourite castle in Great Britain!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this very much.
No one mentioned dancing, and spreading happy is good work. Where did you get a hawk?
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
100castles.net/blog.html potentially some answer =)
 (macroscian (1 like), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 126 castles and still no girlfriend?
whats going on in the world today???
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Castles are cool (CaC?)
What bike is that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post answers
The bike is a xvs650 Yamaha Dragstar. All those castles and no girlfriend, tell me about it. 200 for charity, possibly. Im doing it for myself and although it would be good to get the cost covered ....hmm actually thats not a bad idea. The exhaust is loud, a nice loud not a too loud. The hawk was from a pretty girl who worked at the falconry next to the castle, I will blog about that soon.
 (TimmyMacK, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Charity, people will donate.
Doing it for yourself, why should they?
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well done
p.s. at 1m 14s you're in the graveyard in front of St. Andrews Cathedral, the castle is a little further back just walk forwards from where you are in the picture out of the cathedral grounds turn right and if you follow the road its just round the corner.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Also, I recognise loads of those.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post suPiHKALafragelisticexpelialadicious I made this!
Some fairly seriously trippy electronica I cooked up this week.
 (hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Takes a moment to get going, but nicely integrates after a minute or so.
I like the mix of sounds, it has a Gibsonesque sprawl vibe to it.

Makes me want to upgrade.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the feedback.
 (hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)

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