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This is a link post Cat sings Game of Thrones Intro
lol
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This is a normal post Click!
And then some.
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This is a normal post A cat video on links? Highly inappropriate.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly Creepy
Yet oddly compelling : )
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this yesterday on The Poke fantastic stuff.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post did the cat actually learn this?
or was this edited somehow?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
It took a lot of sardines, endless patience and some of the countries top cat trainers. But they got there in the end.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post Mountain Dew got the people to suggest soft drink names. Hilarity ensued.
Those 4Chan scallywags..




(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 and 6 made me laugh more than they should have ahahahahaha

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post it was even funnier when someone discovered that html was allowed in submissions...

(the text at the top was a scrolling marquee)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :o)

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit, seriously?
Isn't this what they teach you at primary school? Don't pick your nose, don't hog the toys, remove your trousers before using the toilet and SANITISE ALL USER INPUT IN WEB APPLICATIONS

I half expect that website to turn into a cross-site scripting attack clusterfuck within the day.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's surprising how bad it gets
I've seen passwords in plain text. PLAIN TEXT!!!!11!!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty
But it was the first site I built, in 1999. The host I used didn't include any database at all. I CHMODed the text file holding users details.

That was security back then. That, and that nobody used the site anyway.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 1:06, Reply)
This is a link post The most offensive world records. NSFW
In relation to the seamen swallowing girls down there.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most, if not all, are made up

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure your average Japanese porn actress has swallowed more sperm than that.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post TIGER
A decidedly Irish take on said creature.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Crap Lyrics Revue 2 I made this!
More contemplation on modern pop lyrics
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Re; Thumbnail....
so that's where he went to after the whole "Leave Britney alone!!" thing dried up.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Primrose the premature Donkey!
Oh Bless her! Night all. x
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more women drinking its spunk

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
she's lovely
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post AWWWW !!!!!!!!
How sweet !!!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post night , night
arrgh...the crippled little thing is too cute.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, disabled underage ass
What could go wrong
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Polanski? Is that you?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmm..... Kebab meat.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG.
That's so cute i'm finding it hard to type without using abbreviations, lol.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post Today, my mind melted :(
....I really,really hope this is placebo, but as its banned in the US, I think,some will do anything for their 15 minutes.
*exits to wash eyeballs*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 37 seconds....
and I don't need to see any more.
*unsure whether the 'like' button is appropriate, but what the hell, clicks anyway*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
LAEH! LAEH! LAEH! LAEH! LAEH! LAEH! LAEH! LAEH!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss Fear Factor.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no way those liquids are really that
I only watched the first girls and they didn't flinch once drinking it.


Unless of course they are connosieurs...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Some girls just be nasty

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Who, really ,would think 'Donkey spunk would make a great challenge' ?
TBH, just read that back and I sound like an old fart :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, man you're such a SQUARE
Me and my hip buddies drink donkey spunk all the time
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fruit Shoot?
Fruit Shoot Equine Shoot
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical
10 years ago I tried to market a series of films based around twins drinking donkey semen but everyone said it wouldn't work.

Now its so mainstream its passe. Just ahead of my time I s'pose
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You came too early?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
wine out nose reading that.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
did you still drink it with bogies in?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post well no...
as it sprayed all over the monitor, and that is just gross. but since you asked, i am pretty sure i did just drink a drowned mosquito.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hello old girl
how the devil are you today?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post well hello there..
i woke up today, so i guess i can i am doing pretty good. :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post [twin 2] "Is there one you'd prefer...?"
[twin 1] "I'm going for the semen."
[twin 2]"Yessss!"
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Things you would want to hear in person.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:48, Reply)
This is a link post Boys from the Black Stuff episode 1
It seems quite relevant to be watching this again, 30 years later.
For those of you who are too young to know it, a 5 part series about a group of men struggling to find work in Thatcher's Britain. A TV classic.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed a classic
I re-watched it a few years ago and fuck me, it's bleak.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yosser Hugh's
"Giza job! Anyone can lay bricks" is what I remember from that series.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
That comes up in this episode!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bernard Hill
ending up sinking the Titanic!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Before getting a better job
as King of Rohan
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Before being Steve Coogan's dad
in some BBC series
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the link.
On episode 4 now.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Angelis
... (the bloke with the beard) took over from Ringo Starr as the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post Nifty, My Thom Yorke video was on Adam Buxton's Bug! I made this!
full version here www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOLFOtRYk0
Thanks to AmieWamie for screen grabbing it.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one man that clip is genius though, i imagine buxtons probably a secret b3tan he just seems to fit with this place

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I am Adam Buxton and so is my wife.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post in that case i love your beautiful beard :)

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are referring to my wife
I will have you know I am not gay.
If you are referring to my face, then thanks.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nar i meant facial hair i try to limit my racist/gaycist jibes to the coment section of the youtubes

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
yeah I can see him lurking now... over there
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He certainly knows of this place
www.b3ta.com/interview/adambuxton/
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a good read some nice photoshops too, I bet Bowie lurks here too

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not.
...oh shit.

errr.

Nothing to see here. Move along :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post When that interview randomly pops up on the front page
my Buxton gnop is used as it's thumbnail \o/



/claim-to-fame
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nice one :)
Should probably watch Bug at some point...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah me too unfortunately can't seem to watch it here over the pond

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post nice! :)

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
great stuff
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a link post Dogshaming
Ever wanted to make your pooch feel ashamed?
Good job they can't read. :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ewww dogs are grim creatures

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwww! poor misbehaving doggies!
their faces! they are all so ashamed! and actually do look like they can read, especially the third one.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post the one on the second page
that likes to 'pee on everything' Look at its face!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
he is another one that can read. poor thing, he knows he has been put to shame, the husky on the same page, his look reminds me of my dog. he is saying 'you bitch, how dare you try to rub my nose in it and take my picture' hahahaha! :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this so much.
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant :D
I love "I secretly want to eat the kitten"
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Tiny Tim - Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin In The Moonlight (vid by Adam, not Joe)
Can't believe this is not a beautiful Bristol Blue cock
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't aware of the original
but this is almost as scary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I did enjoy the adam buxton one, it's not a patch on this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8
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This is a normal post That is quite special

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten what this was called
Love this vid :)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post NO NO NO!
Tiny Tim gives me the creeps!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
creeps
raging speedhorn.

(Tiny Tim is ace)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDjnIgO26XA

From my town (I know the singer Frank)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I am aware of the 'horn. Love that basssound.
Small world :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
He now sings in Thunderhorse. My band played a local gig with these a year or so ago.

www.myspace.com/thunderhorsebaby
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite impressive to be able to sing in tune in that fucksetto voice
But as Herbs says: Creeeeepyyyyy
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post is that what passed for entertainment in those days?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post We did only have 3 telly channels
we had to take what we could get :(
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit bloody good.
Reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVU6w_7fBk (NSFW)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's got it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSXtoO8ZCeU
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that is BRILL! many thanks for that!
shades of yellow submarine there too!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Shocking footage
A rather large and evil cat tries to suffocate it's owner as she tries to sleep.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post She proberbly just has really bad breath

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And what about the girl?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I did like about 28 secs in -
"What, what?? I just left my paw there, YOU moved your face in to it!"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What an absolute cunt.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post and what about the cat?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a cat in that video?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post snap the cunt's arm off

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and what about the cat?
/Herbs
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What an evil, twisted monster
I stumbled across this today:


Click for bigger (257 kb)

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPkf9dJKw
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaahaha
How the fuck did that ever get clearance and funding?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think anything in the 80's was given a free reign

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhahah!
^this!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i MUST see this movie!!!!
*checks netflix*
:D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post The Bioshock Song
This is simply spectuacular.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss playing Bioshock. The first game that i'd played that got me emotionally wrapped up.
Awesome ditty.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you kindly
Click 'I like this!'
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ayn Rand
the game.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Give Up
Portalesque 2D single screen platformer with ~50 increasingly challenging layouts to clear.

so far only a little way in, and wishing I didn't have to use arrow keys.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Level 26 I made it to
Madness.

Also I'd say it's a lot more Super Meat Boy-like in it's play style.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post play style for sure
maybe Dustforce also.
mostly got the Portal comparison for the robotic eye watching you try to escape/ die.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 40 levels.
Weirdly, I found it got easier after around the midway point.
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This is a normal post When I saw the makers name, jmtb02, I should have known better....
He makes the Achievement Unlocked, Only One Level series so it was bound to be mind-crushingly nasty later on. Gave up at 19....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Using an Xbox 360 pad, I got bored and gave up on Level 30

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was fine until around level 30...


then I got many, many deaths. Finally finished it around an hour later...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Ian Bowler in Edinburgh NSFW I made this!
Some may like this. Many may not.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that is the second best comedy i have seen in edinburgh this month.
DWFP

edit: are you on again? i'll come down and heckle!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on at Super Serious Show
Wednesday, 8:30, Bosco, Assembly George Square. If that's any use...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post it may very well be.
most likely see you there. i'll be the one with the SWP flag.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work Sir!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Edit: You need a cigar.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent as always *click*
00:03 "Oh, best turn the sound up"
02:30 "Jesus, God shouting!"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you're still doing this stuff :)
It's horrible, but brilliant!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a lot of slightly less horrible stuff
That they've edited out...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Could use a bit of sound levelling,
otherwise damned fine work Sir.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
My face often needs sound levelling.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a link post Life in the Fast Lane: Hoi An - Ancient Town
A friend made this... It's amazing and beautiful, well worth a watch.
(He also has done the latitude feastival timelapse)

Each morning the dawn calm of Hoi An, Vietnam, disappears in a frenzy of activity. Whether it's conical hatted ladies conducting million-dong-deals or school girls in their perfect white Ao Dai uniforms commuting four-to-a-bicycle, Hoi An is a hive of activity... That is, until about 9pm each day when the bustling streets empty and calm returns.
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This is a normal post i was last there in 97
I remember it being a pleasant oasis compared to the shithole that is nearby Danang
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy tramp draws crazy device(s)
Batshit mentalist that I somehow wandered upon checking out the mental music machine below
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor chap.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you say that? he hasn't gone over the lines or anything.
also it looks like his delusion is nicely self contained, sits comfortably in the current consusnsus reality and doesn't trouble him much. that's a tasty delusion.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno...
I just can't help but feel sorry for people with mental health problems who fall into destitute existences. Bit of a personal thing!

I mean, yeah, he doesn't appear distressed I know. But still, can't be an easy existence for him.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullcrap
He's got a fucking awesome existence - he's got a remote controllertron thing that can control any machine.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't just draw
He actually built a communications device

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BoGhVRGxGg
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit he's got a phone! I take it all back.
Fucking scroungy hobo bastard.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to get the plans for that thing he's built
It's got 4 bio feedback machines, 12" parabolic dishes on it, liquid batteries he built too, and the whole thing plugs into your laptop. Just imagine what you can pick up with it...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure being homeless can ever count as an awesome existence!
Sorry to play the wet liberal card chaps... I'm usually a right bastard with everything else, I promise!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of Homer's 'dome' car idea

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Mental musical instrument
Ummm
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*
gimme gimme gimme gimme
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Martin Sheen hair

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post wow... that is just...
WTF IS that thing!??
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A "Photoplayer'"
The original video is quite something: youtu.be/U0JZszqC7mk
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh from silent film days!
coolness! :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the notion that this cacophonous contraption
was ever associated with the word "Silent" :D
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Dr Seuss.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post any machine that involves sealing axl rose in a box gets my vote,
but I wonder how they tricked him into climbing in.

*CLICKS*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats the best ive ever heard GnR sound
Want!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Solid block of pure happy
CLICK
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Clickety
click click click!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I rejoice that this exists!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *WANTS*

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Wurzles called...
...they want their song generator back!

*Mucho clickius*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure the neighbours would approve.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the original sound
www.wimp.com/unusualinstrument/

Not quite as amusing...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the original meself
Awesome nutters are awesome
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' lunacy.....
can I have one, please?
*clicks like a loon*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone please give this man a sampler.
Much less effort for similar results.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How incredibly dull.

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post George Galloway comes to Assanges defence
Apparently fucking a woman whilst she sleeps is just bad manners.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The last three paragraphs

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post aye.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Potentially 4 years then?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post darkness.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what a
cunt
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise
Mr Inman's looky-likey had a sleep fetish.

Not surprised though.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF? Is he for real?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they just try him "in absentia"?
By "him" I mean Assange. Galloway just needs yoghurts thrown at him until he shuts up.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post America can't extradite him from Sweden In Absentia.
While I'm not keen on Assange generally, it really does come across as if someone's pulling a lot of strings to get to him, and not particularly subtly either (Which screams USA). I'm guessing he's got someone or some organization powerful terrified of what info Wikileaks has, and they want to Waterboard it out of him before they execute him.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post To extradite him from sweden they'd need permission from us and the swedes
That's a lot more protection than what you would get in central America.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
He's not got asylum form any country in Central America.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok south America
Tell you what, if the geography police come knocking I won't do a runner to the nearest embassy.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have this wrong,
but I heard he is just "wanted for questioning" in Sweden, so not necessarily even a full trial to answer. It is simply Sweden en route to USA.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not just go to Sweden then? He could always still run into the Ecuadorian embassy there if he wants?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
I regularly wake the missus up with the old pork sword alarm. Does that make me a rapist too?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post From what I've heard of married life
It sounds like it makes you a "husband".
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Couple of times I've woken up from a saucy dream "mid act"
So not sure what that makes me, either. There were no complaints, mind, so it's not like "We were both asleep, your honour" has had to be tested in court.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Most people have done similar, they're just not brave enough to admit it
Shagging whilst pissed, shagging whilst dreaming, waking up not knowing what the Hell you've done due to drugs / alcohol, busting a condom yet carrying on regardless, yada yada. We're all rapists then. The whole thing's bullshit but nobody dare speak the truth in case they offend somebody.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Most people really?
Putting aside the shagging whilst pissed and stoned because that's not what he's accused of.

I've never had a second pop and any woman whilst they were out of it.
Let alone one i've just met.

I bust a condom I stop and put a new one on.
Wearing it for a reason.
Maybe she doesn't want some guys spunk up her?

So I for one am not a rapist.

If this was just some tourist that overstepped the bounds whilst on holiday he wouldn't get any support.

But because he's Saint bloody Julian it's all ok.
He didn't do it and if he did those women are just getting upset over nothing.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, hang on...
We don't know what happened and maybe never will. We don't know whether she was asleep and he tiptoed in and thought "I'll have another crack at that", rubbed his hands together in glee and jumped on or whether they both woke up in the throes of passion which she later regretted. I won't defend the chap, whoever he is, but I'm not going to polish my pitchfork until I've seen some evidence. Till then it is a few interesting articles and (mostly) opinion pieces.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He should really
face up to a court case and clear his name or face the charges I feel.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I agree.
There's got to be some way of this happening.

Why can't he stand trial for it over here? Rape is rape, after all, and we would try him the same and lock him up the same if guilty.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Though if what I said above about just being wanted for questioning is true,
there wouldn't be a trial about it anyway. The girls would disappear after the questioning, as would Assange.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Because the victims were Swedish
and it took place in Sweden. They have every right to hold any trial there.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
No country in the EU can deport someone to another country where they could potentially face the death penalty anyway, so he's not going to find himself on a plane to the United States

In the meantime, two women have made legal accusations of sexual misconduct by him, on them, that have every right to be addressed by a court of law in the country where it occurred.

He is now hiding behind conspiracy theories to not take his sexual conduct on the chin and deal with it, and either clear his name, or be exposed for sexual misconduct. You never know, he might actually be guilty of rape or one of the charges, it's not entirely beyond the bounds of possibility.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post More than this
The longer he stays in hiding and the more extreme the lengths he goes to to avoid a trial make me more suspicious that he's actually concerned there's a case to answer.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is how i'm now viewing what the guy's up to
Accusations of rape or sexual misconduct won't have been levelled lightly for a guy in his obvious predicament; especially not by former fans of what he's been doing. If they were two plants all along from the beginning, a court of law somewhere like Sweden would probably be one the best places on earth to expose this. He has sat himself in the middle of the cauldron, shit like this was always on the cards.

Even if this has all been not much more than a case of shagging the fans, and the disgruntled consequence when his attention moved on, these are still extremely serious accusations I personally would want to have off my back at the earliest opportunity.

Ultimately, he has himself to blame for all this; wikileaks is an extremely clumsy and irresponsible way of exposing stolen information as it does. And not everything it exposes, in the manor it does, is actually beneficial to wider public knowledge.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post there has now been two confirmations that their has been a secret arrest inditement made out for him.
the leaked Stratfor emails, and recently an Australian intelligence confirmation www.theage.com.au/national/us-in-pursuit-of-assange-cables-reveal-20120817-24e8u.html . Given that the Swedish Government has refused to confirm that they won't extradite him, something they could easily do in a simple statement, his fears of extradition to the US seem quite reasonable.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post if he was just any tourist
none of this would ever have happened
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of any of that
if a woman feels violated then she is well within her rights to complain to the authorities.
'most people have done similar' is no excuse, brave enough to admit it or not.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexist!
I've woke up some mornings and felt extremely violated after seeing what's sleeping next to me...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to leave your
MASSIVE DRUGS goggles at home then.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your sig

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You fancy Gail from Corrie?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she the one who looks like a turtle?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle/hamster cross
a Turtster. That one.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah
Pass the kleenex
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you were polite enough to give him his taxi fare home.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
What do you think I'm made of money?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to find the extra cash isn't it
when you are paying by the hour
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think my wallets been stolen...

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Herb,
the problem comes from legislating criminal behaviour around verbal consent when in a majority of cases of real human behaviour verbal consent is never given. Should people change their behaviour to comply with the law. The uk imposes an extra level that the accused "does not reasonably believe" that consent has been given for it to be rape. Given that they already had had consensual sex, is it unreasonable that Assange might have expected a second time to be consensual. And as for "feeling violated", women can also have these feeling when they regret sleeping with someone (in the assange case the two women did nothing until they found out he'd slept with both of them). Is this alone enough to condem someone. the other accuser (the condom one, not the sleeping one) was tweeting three hours later what a great party she was at.
Assange aside, (im not boasting, just giving examples), I've met a woman at a disco in Denmark, gone home with her and slept together, without saying a single word until the morning (in may ways it was the perfect one-night-stand). Why should any government legislate so we can't do this without getting verbal consent, or risk rape convictions. It changing human behaviour to suit the law, rather than having cleverer laws, and it takes the fun and spontanaity out it. Ive been married 10 years now, and I've always prefered sex where we don't negotiate it like a business meeting.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
I have done the same. I see no problem in one night stands, for me. And yes, the fact we are going to have sex is implied.

Not now as I have a lovely fella of course.
I do get what you say about the 'she said/didnt say' thing.
But, yet again, If you are going to indulge in that behaviour, then there may just be a time when someone is going to say they didn't feel entirely comfortable with what happened. Going into the bedroom with a stranger is risky in countless ways.
He does have charges to answer to in a court of law. The women no matter what their motivations have said how they feel and he should make an attempt to clear his name.
I have friends who have been all OK about their encounters, then as reality hits, they feel awful. Smokescreen defenses going up maybe?
I dunno.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I wasn't going to go _that_ far...
both occasions were with girlfriends, and we were both sober. Just Saturday morning friskiness, really.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Slight threadjack...
A mate of mine, who was cheating on his current girlfriend, was caught out via some text messaging which went to the wrong participant. Being the quick minded fellow he was, his excuse was that he must have been "sleep texting"
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post did she buy that excuse??

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes she did
For a few months
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have a chat with that US Republican Todd Akin who sits on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology
And thinks, regarding abortions for rape victims:

"It seems to me, from what I understand from doctors, that is really rare.

If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something: I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be of the rapist, and not attacking the child."

He's maniacally pro life but I don't understand why he's okay with the woman repressing pregnancy and killing the unborn rape baby. He should be demanding she gets the death penalty.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Romney thinks making all abortions illegal would be "terrific"
www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/mitt-romney-said-in-2007-he-would-be-delighted-t
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Romney will say anything his audience wants to hear to gain power,
and then say the exact opposite a few years down the line for the same reasons.

He's a very clever and very dangerous man.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i am scared to say
you are 100% right on this one.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "not everybody needs to be asked prior to each insertion"
WHAT? I despair.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS!
I will actually punch this cunt, if I ever have the displeasure of meeting him.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i think if you did a poll of men asking how many obtained verbal consent before fucking it would be very low, probably in single digits
Galloway has a point, whatever you think about the fucker or his politics. In reality, sex is often initiated and agreed to without any verbal discusion. It starts with kissing, then fondling, then stripping off.
As much as anti-sexual violence campaigners would wish it otherwise, generally asking "May I fuck you?" or "Do you give your informed consent to have sexual relations with me?" is the exception rather than the norm of human sexual interaction.
To call intiating sex without verbal consent (allegedly) while in bed together after already having mutually consensual sex as rape does cheapen the term, as it equates people who don't ask for permission for each time they do it under the impression that it's consensual (ie, the majority of sexual encounters) with people who use physical violence or intimidation for sex.

This is just speaking in general terms. In the assange case there are a lot of other factors (one of the accusers tweeting a few hours after the rape about what a cool party she was at), the political nature of the prosecution (a known anti-rape campaigner with something to gain (in sweden the prosecutors are political appointments) who convinced the two women to change there accusation from wanting Assange to have an STI test to accusing him of rape), the leaking to the press of assange details on the prosecutors blog, the texts from the accusers saying they want to get paid (this is alleged, as the prosecution is refusing to release them), their refusal for him to be questioned of give pre-trial appearance by video link, and other factors point towards a bullshit prosecution without having to delve into consipiricy theories
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You are right in the sense
that verbal 'ok, we can have sex now' very rarely happens. However, is that a defense? 'She didn't say no'. Oh that's OK then.
Even if I had sex with someone and took then back to my house and went to bed, I would still defend my right to say they had non-consensual sex with me while I was asleep.
You cannot, CANNOT take anything for granted when it comes to how you feel about fucking or being fucked.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post in sweden you can't, it seems, and that a shame in my opinion
in England they've sensibly included the "reasonable belief" element into the law. Im not saying the rape law is perfect, and there are huge problems with how rape accusers are treated in the the UK, but this shouldn't be a stick to beat people who question assanges conviction over the head with or say that all rape accusations are of equal merit whatever the circumstances
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This
and any 'verbal consent' argument is bollocks, you both know if you want to shag, you don't need some kind of verbal confirmation to enforce this
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the most contentious points of law there is at the moment.
I have to agree with you, Herbs, if you're asleep you cannot consent to an act you're not aware of being initiated. I don't just start having sex with my wife because I feel like it, I wake her up, get told to 'fuck off, it's three in the morning!' then go back to sleep.
But Galloway needs to shut up and die. Akin, too.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, but when you say "wake her up" i bet you don't turn the lights on and wait til she's fully awake and say "I would like to have sex, is it ok"
like me, you probably give her squeeze and see how she physically responds, judging by her body language if she awake enought and into it enough before you continue. You wouldn't rush straight to fucking, but you wouldn't do the lights thing either. In sweden, you're a rapist
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have said before that waking someone up by having sex with them is a bit rapey,
and been accused of being boring.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?!
Jesus H Monte Christo! Boring for suggesting that? well, take sloace in the fact that at least one person agrees with you....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post like all things, it depends on the circumstances. it's not a crime to want to go again.
have they had had sex before, or is it the first time. Had they had sex that night before? Did it happen half an hour later, or at 4 in the morning when she was dreaming of ponies?
did she wake half-way through to find he was on top of her boning away, or did she respond well to his fondling in a half-asleep sort of way that encouraged him to think it was cool, or did he wake her up and she was fully into it, but she forgot to ask him to put a condom on because she was a bit sleepy and blamed him afterwards?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this was a regular partner type scenario,
apparently some people are cool with that, personally I'd be absolutely livid.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough, but is is behaviour so far outside the norms that it should be considered rape
I guess what im trying to say in my usual wordy sort of way is that sexual interaction is complicated and often a little bit animalistic under normal human circumstances, and Im a bit nervous about locking someone up for 5 years if they honestly misinterpret the signals in a non violent sort of way
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Then if he doesn't want to be locked up
he should give his side of the story where it's appropriate.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post When I dream of ponies
I always feel sexy.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see you in court.
I am a pony, and fiddling with my fetlock without my consent even while you're asleep is tantamount to rape.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i think that court is the best place for a big debate about what constitutes rape and if he did it or not.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:10, Reply)
This is a link post Cuba to Florida swim
The crazy lady is at it again
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Track the nutjob.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Miss F
Is not crazy
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)

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