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This is a link post Short movie - Blinky.
A heartwarming tale of a boy and his robot. Some impressive CGI for what is (I assume) a small-time studio.
Worth watching 'til the end.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's by Ruairi Robinson, very talented animator who's now doing feature films

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Figures.
I'm glad he's gotten somewhere, there's too much talent on show here for someone destined to make ten-minute youtube films.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the best thing I've seen for ages
nice one. Has a great feel to it. One of my new fave videos : D
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post How to wash your cat.
Step by step instructional video on how to keep your cat from getting smelly.
Bear with the slightly low budget opening credits, it becomes utterly brilliant!
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How to wash your cat (safe method):
Step 1: Buy new cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had my cat for 22 years now and have never washed her once.
She's also rather agoraphobic and refuses to leave the house. I'm surprised she doesn't stink worse than she does. She does piss and shit all over the house though. CaC
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She stinks.
You're used to it. Everyone who visits your abode is not, but are too polite to tell you.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can smell it from here.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Step 1: Get sack.
Step 2: Put a few bricks in the sack.
Step 3: Add Cat and tie sack making sure it can't be opened.
Step 4: Take to bridge over a river.
Step 5: Throw sack in river.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Step 6:
Throw river in bin.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post People that are allergic to cats
would have to bathe thier cats i suppose. Its not the fur, its the dried out saliva dust..Grim
 (Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Only mental people give cats baths

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
I bath my cat now and again.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How to wash a cat....
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

With love, The Dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHHAA!
I just spat my tea out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the other way to wash a cat.
1 get a cat harness
2 try and fit cat to cat harness
3 attend trauma room with multiple lacerations to arms face and neck
4 swear at the cat a bit
5 with a blanket heldd in both hands attempt to drape the blanket over the cat so as to soothe them with darkness
6 attend a&e after tripping on loose end of blanket and falling face first in to the coffee table loosing three front teeth in the process.
7 finaly with the cat wrapped in your arms survey the wreckedge of what was your home and buy a dog instead
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post our cat loved taking baths :P

(spiderboy, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was one of the "sedatives" crushed up and in lines?
If you can't get your cat to swallow a pill, that is definitely a bit adventurous.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing is just bizarre
I cant quite tell if it's a pisstake or not.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Black Acre Brewing - Interesting policy for under-age drinkers
Has this been seen before? Apologies if it's old news but it made me laugh. Click on the "I am under 21" option.
 (MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post MWAH!!

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Sooper dooper

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous

(Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They have the power

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically...
If you're under 21, that means nothing to you. Neither the song nor the cartoon.

Also, I want to watch more Harvey Birdman.
 (xaer0mancer, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a dopy cunt
And I had to delete my cookies.

But I enjoyed it at the second attempt.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I did the same
But if I hadn't then it would be unlikely that I would have had a childish giggle at the blog piece linked at the bottom of the homepage....." I've seen some pretty funky stuff with people and their growlers. I've seen people bring in growlers that had warm beer in the bottom of them still, and I've smelled some pretty nasty growlers from several feet away..."
 (noodle_pot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post all afternoon,
i have had an earworm in my head because of this link and had no idea where it came from, two glasses of wine and an embarrassing text message later, i remembered this completely NSFW (or anyone) insanity.
youtu.be/LG13t0hJh0Q
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post Just sent this.........
made oi larf,it did.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post cor! thats an oldie!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure is
I heard that over 20 years ago from an Aussie, in an Oz accent. Then, it was in Melbourne.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell a Scrunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha -Ace
I wonder if he would of won if he said "Goan have yourself a nice trip to Bali"
 (Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Google's new London HQ
Looks swanky, but is it really nessesary? Its not like theyre Pixar and feel the need to be immersed in a quirky, homely environment surrounded by inspirational stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post is it made out of old Big Brother houses?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
it must be incredibly dull working for Google.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post its social conditioning...
why have a work life and a home life when you can combine the two...

this environment is better than your apartment...

its like companies who have a bar in them, freaks me the fuck out.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Its pretty close to Forbidden Planet's flagship store on Shaftesbury Avenue
It wont surprise me if there's an underground express 'google fun-train' that takes them right inside for 'geeky fun'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see any sign of a work life in those pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, people can sit round and stare at their iphones
it authentically recreates the ambiance of being on the tube
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I always try my hardest not to gawp at my phone on the tube
I mostly gawp at email and facebook on my phone, and seeing as there's no signal, stabbing at your magic screen for the sake of it looks a bit sad
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that is INCREDIBLY shit design
amazingly, laughably shit design
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
self-indulgent shit design
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be worse
the Bloomberg are like this but everything is either black, orange or glass
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds nice
i like black, glass and orange. Reminds me of Tron legacy
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to the Google offices a few times
The canteen there is something else. Loads of really nice food, all you can eat. Nice snacks, fruit fresh cakes, coffee and even it's own ice cream stall thingy.
All free, all of it for nothing. Mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Are all the employees massive bloaters?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Food is healthy, I think the newer employees go a little nuts to begin with then cut down.
Honestly, it's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Who decided on the colour schemes? Stevie Wonder?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck sake.
that padded cell room is annoying in that it has a big metal handle of the sort you could use to leave/bang your head on/hang yourself with your trousers. fuck. all. use. and yes, i know it's a room in the google building and not in a hospital but still it's bugging the shit out of me for some reason. (rason: i'm a grumpy cunt)
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this:
www.spaceavalanche.com/2009/11/16/technology-fail/
 (Haz, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'd last about five minutes
It's supposed to be an office but there doesn't seem to be a desk in the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they have an "Armitage Shanks interface / defecate scenario"?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post two things.....
pic one: with billions in the bank why not splash out on a ceiling?
Sign later on: This way to the micro kitchen. No, that's a vending machine, not a kitchen however feckin micro.
Utter lunacy.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS!!!
Someone tries to make the working environment BETTER not a cube or a grey desk in a grey office and people complain?!?!?
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, it's a hipster's wet dream.
Still, I guess it's nice to have something interesting to look at when you're working.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post My claustrophobia just kicked in...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post Solar death ray aqua lens
greenpowerscience.com is a site I've been following for some time. Started with the parabolic mirror, but think he might have stumbled/revived on something special here
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
That's really qui-whoa whoa what the hell happened at the end?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been out in the sun a little too long.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post art is happening

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That is indeed cool
I wonder if he could heat up a griddle hot enough to whip up some bacon and eggs.
Could also be useful for getting a quick tan.
*Also not sure what's going on with the end bit.
 (Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post bacon was my first thought too!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
at midday, and if you live near the equator. I can't see it working here at 54 degrees north.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ever see that Las Vegas hotel
which doubled as a giant death ray?
 (poochengeez, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Is this embarrassing or awesome?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post wha??
freddie mercury is still alive and has a nose picking kid?!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently so!
Who knew?
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post dad loves his shrooms

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a neighbour that is pretty much like that

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
He's having fun, good for him*

*my heart goes out to his son though, glad my dad's not like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The kid doesn't look that bothered
If there was anything to embarrased about it would the socks..pretty cool though.
 (Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesomely embarrassing??

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post its quite hypnotic
and i say better to have a dad that enjoys himself. even if he does wear a fanny pack around his front.
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ballet Cats
This video was brought to you by cats, LSD and the 70's
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awful
I LOVE IT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
Infectious too.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Was about to post this.
Thanks to @Midnight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post FIGHT ROOM

(leehardcastle, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands if you went through all 3.

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on your youtube channel but you did not make this?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If you joined in around here
you'd get a click
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're lucky he'll reply to you, then everyone else who comments on his video, then a few token ones here, then on some around the board...
...and then he'll just go away again :-(

Amazes me how many people post here for youtube hits and have no problem replying to people on their youtube channel, replying to people here though? Nope.

Not cricket.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
He's replied in the past, but never on any other post but his own. I'm guilty of spamming my crap here as well, but I am on here every bloody day.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
People who've had negative comments in the past for not getting involved seem to have realised that by not clicking 'i made this' there's more chance of them still getting traffic, that's a bit devious.

Also, he's liked 5 links, 5 LINKS!!! He's also not donated.

You've done nothing wrong, neither have the majority who post their own stuff here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post im just repying for the sake of it.
:)
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha reminds me of that scene in "drive".

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Brent lives
This is extraordinary, he sounds exactly like David Brent
(Leemondus, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's a strong look he's going for there too.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeh the last second is spot on!!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Not Al Queda but Supertramp
/trufax blog
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that explains it all to me..
people who listen to supertramp and rush should be locked away in padded rooms.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, hey, hey
Rush was one of the best concerts I've been to. Not real lookers, but damn can they play.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
i rest my case. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post rush are awesome!
that site is full of crazy shit though...
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post rush are liked

by the kind of people who say 'awesome'
 (Montyphuq, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Spiritus Glacious Cockus.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Tallons?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Face Off?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's the first time i've seen the daft bint interviewed.
You'ld think she'ld be a bit more repentent.

praematuris vitrum gallus.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I did laugh like a loon
when I saw the pink panther at the end of the line. Excellent, well done to that mad old granny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, Forrins!

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post Cheeky Flippin' Nice...Episode 2 I made this!
This time featuring mums. Because it's the Mums Edition. Made with B3tans Pig Face Turnip and Iamthemonkey.
(superdonal, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
I do!
 (Leemondus, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post Daft Punk covered by one helluva guitarist
Starts off a bit slow, but once he gathers momentum fucking hell can he shred!
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think for a video like that they'd ensure the audio was in sync with the video.
Christ, guitarists like that depress me: Technique over style or actual musical worth. Or other people's enjoyment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
Get yourself a soul and play something you wrote yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, beats wanking yourself off on camera hey?

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't really see much difference

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Green? With your complexion?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I wank myself to sleep imagining I'm a socially-inadequate, lank-haired "shredder" who wouldn't know a decent tune if it bummed him sideways.
You still tinkling all over your ivories?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I tinker for about an hour an evening.
Doing ok I think. Can play basic stuff like Alouette and "standing in the need of prayer" sounds good in a blues piano VST I have.

Glad I went for the midi controller option.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's never attacked someone live onstage with that guitar
You never write, you never call (lonely face)
 (spunkyD, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I maintain that losing my temper in front of thousands of disinterested music fans & trying to brain the drummer,
was my FINEST musical moment.
I'll gaz you in a bit (creepysmileyface)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked the bit
where he played the guitar really quick.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He done a cover of sonic 2 chemical zone
EDIT:

yup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGEPa0d3-HI&list=UUtJVZjY6xsZUV-sYdcIFpZw
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it!
It made for some acceptable background music whilst I did my sewing! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I mean the guy obviously spent hours learning that, but it's not that great - a few sweep-piled arpeggios does not make you Steve Vai...Hell, even Dragonforce write their own computer-game-esque songs (well, extended solos, more than songs).

I admit I'd be more impressed if he wrote or improvised something that he could show off his shredding to. I can play a lot of megadeth tunes without breaking a sweat due to too many teenage hours spent practising, but I find it much harder to write something instrumental that doesn't sound like I am just practising scales. Still, he'd be good for a pub-gig covers band on this evidence, but I'll wait until I see something original before I pass judgement on whether he is actually any good as a musician.

Still, he knows his instrument, to a degree, so unless the haters can do a better version, give the guy a break.
 (Chad, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He features at 4.35 in the Gotye compilation below

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post The only Gotye cover you'll ever need.

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually pronounced Gotye

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotcha

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been pronouncing it 'Gotye' like a fool!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so "goatse" is the wrong pronunciation...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gilf?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you pronounce 'scone'?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The right way

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Either way will do

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always pronounced it
goit
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post GOAT YEAAAAAAH

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find it's actually pronounced 'Cunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily
the best wank I've had all year.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Game Of The Year Edition?
Which game is this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i never really understood
how that dull, whiney piece of music became such an online phenomenon.
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
Its fucking baa baa black sheep for fucks sake!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha, so it is!
but more fucking shit
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post Useful sound editing tutorial
Funnier than it 'sounds'
(dogfood, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Computer Party I made this!
Dave the rabbit decides to throw a computer party, and also reveals his mathematical innovation
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Ahundredandshit, a good age.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ultracalculus rocks

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that the name of a Transformer?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The transformer that sits in the corner doing his maths homework
while all the other transformers are off smashing people up
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Thirty-bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe we should have a maths club

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
good one. These are mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post also educational on the maths front
it's good to give a bit back to society, i truly believe that
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post people don't swear half as much as they
should these cunting days. And it would make Countdown a lot better.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post cuntdown

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post as my eyes slid from faceburger's comment to yours i thought your comment.
what a wee smile i got when my eyes arrived to the same thought in writing as my head was thinking. if you see what i mean? another top video! i'd give it titwanky three out of titwanky three.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!
mindpiss!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to use a rabbit swearing calculator.
(And kudos to whoever made your puppets - they are fantastic.)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post we should make a prototype rabbit swearing calculator forthwith
millions and pissillions await!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post How to calm down a Road-rager
kicks off about 50 seconds in.

sorry about the two post close together ..have to do some work now.
(redflame, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Now if everybody had guns situations like that would never occur

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post makes you wonder how the story would have ended if the road rager had a gun

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Many of them do.
But I really enjoyed seeing this bully get his come-uppance.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
No wonder it kicked off.

Silly buggers were driving on the wrong side of the road...
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post bit disappointed at the lack of gunfire
nothing fatal, just a clip to the leg, you know, usual stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a least one of his tyres
Might need a silencer though
 (Sherbs, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone got any clue what meatsack's problem was?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Wobbly Legs Vs Sliding Door
Brilliant.
(redflame, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper comedy fall
Office lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here,
genuine LOL
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Rols

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lidl carrier bag
'nuff said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this is why i love b3ta
brilliant
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post Bristol story alert!
Knob-head nicks chilli peppers from Mr Singh's corner shop. Knob-head also likes a bit of crack & heroin.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
"a clarinet stashed in his waistband"
Is that a euphemism? (I know it's not a euphonium)
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as a bottle of claret

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter looks a lot like David Schwimmer doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard his statement to the police was peppered with inconsistencies.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard
he hot-footed it away
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It wurn't never ee wot dunnit, ee ahnt dun nuffink mind.
Innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My home town is wetting itself because Tom Cruise ate a curry in it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19353415

Apparently he couldn't pay and said "Sorry, i'm a little short"
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post St Albans is full of cunts.
A dormitory town of greedy Middle Management overspill from the Great Cunthive itself. I used to live there and it was lovely. Now it's shite and I hate going back there. I'm not bitter either.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up there, i don't live there anymore
i now live in London, where everyone is great as you pointed out
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This story made me chuckle....
Here
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

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