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This is a link post Puppies and guns. Together at last.
Ronseal.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post Link I made this!
Just a song :)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Genre: headshot? Bonus point for Tull, though...

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Last Christmas
This poor bugger has just joined Twitter. Many favourites.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 'STOP ADDING ME ON THE FACE BOOK'
Ha Ha Ha
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Plank

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This is a normal post classic

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This is a normal post 9/10.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tommy Cooper was great in short films like this.
Always thought he died on stage.
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This is a normal post well played sir

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace fillum!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post All very well
But now we have Not Going Out, Mrs Browns Boys and Miranda. In your FACE old comedy.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *seethes*

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I oughta...

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *Miranda pulls a face to camera*
then probably falls over. Into a custard pie.
You honestly think Eric Sykes or Tommy Cooper could upstage that?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point.
I am being rather judgemental on this though, as I have never seen more than a couple of seconds of Miranda, Mrs B's Boys, etc. but base my assumptions on the John Peel measure of a good record - you can tell if you like it in the first four bars.

Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey, Tony Hancock, Charlie Chaplin, all dreadful too in my book.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Recent comedy
just doesn't cut it for me, but then I am old. For every Vic and Bob there are 100 Citizen Khans. I've only seen clips of Mrs B'a Boys, which was enough, but did sit through a Miranda and a Not Going Out. 60 minutes I will never get back.
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This is a normal post Cheers, haven't seen it for years.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
great
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post now... I was quite shocked
I think its quite hard to envision twice the height of the shard. I wonder if flying lessons are hard to come by in Saudi? (you know, the ones where you dont want to bother with all that 'landing' nonsense)
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ugly building

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Taste?
They've heard of it.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post When you're richer than God
You don't need good taste
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuelled by petrodollars. More Western than the West.

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This is a link post Bristol Hercules demo

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably
shortly after the video cut out it killed all those people.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So many people stood calmly right next to the whirling blades of death

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The plastic tape will protect them

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post PLASTIC TAPE PROTECTS ALL

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post At no point in that did it sound like a happy engine

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want an aero engine to sound happy
I want it to sound like it contains an angry fire demon, intent on bursting out and laying waste to humanity.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake. That plane doesn't even have wings.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post NUTTERS.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And here's a cutaway of the bonkers sleeve-valve monster
legendsintheirowntime.com/Content/1942/Av_GB_4206_sk_Hercules_cutaway.png
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a work of art!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's odd how the blades can alternate between frontward and backward.
And if it was worth anything on an airplane, it darn sure could have moved that pissant little trailer.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, how they immobilized a trailer on a _wheels_?
1600HP?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Trailer + hurricane engine +fizzicks
Why didn't they take off?
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If there was two big towers in front of it and the guy behind it shouted 'Allah Akbar' it would have been better

(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bravestar The Movie
Speed of a puma!
Eyes of a hawk!
Strength of a bear!
Ears of a wolf!
Arse of... a mandrill!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of wouldn't mind Michael Bay getting hold of this

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming you're pointing at your junk,
as you say that.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *thinks about*

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop trying to sound american.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop raping disabled children.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, trying to sound american is actually the more heinous act.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Transformers films are worse than either.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I wouldn't know
*sniff*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post the cartoon rape of Native American culture

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 23.00
obscure reference to another sci-fi show
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This is a normal post You watched this horseshit?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post of course I wanked to it

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Toilet Paper Machine
Seems useful...
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That would scare the shit out of me
Seems appropriate
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait
for version 2.0
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek ahead of it's time on feminism
Sexual objectification and violence lols
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt all my moves from Kirk
you have to squish your lips on theirs as hard as possible
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post then a right hook

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the kisser.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The days before Rohypnol.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean?
Don't you know that Rohypnol is distilled from Kirk's manly sweat?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The man who spiked your drink with Rohypnol last night.
The man who spiked your drink with Rohypnol last night, who?
Good, just checking.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is Captain Kirk wearing a sports bra?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Because FREEDOM!. That's why.
FREEDOM! and support for his manboobs.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on the planet Manzier Delta Delta 2. Obviously.

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This is a normal post Is the Holodeck named after the sound of punching a bimbo in the head then?

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This is a normal post It's life Jim
but not as we know it
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the screenshot gives the surprise away?

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This is a normal post Justice

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post American Special Forces bid to Free a UK Hostage....
.....ends in death.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post But he wasn't actually a UK hostage: he held US citizenship.
It's terrible whatever his nationality, but I depend on b3ta to get the facts straight. If this continues I shall be forced to write to the editor.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
write to the editor finger my bumhole whilst crying
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be in tears if
I had to finger your bum hole
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, hot tears of molten spunk from your cockhole.
You out tonight for the bearfiesta, my wee cub?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck!
is that this weekend?

*hastily reassesses evenings plans*

I'm proper beardy at the moment as well
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post there's only so many
Times you can do that in a day!!!
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This is a normal post Gee, thanks Obama!

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This is a normal post Great work, guys!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry - everything is 'bon'

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a link post Fight the power
CAC etc
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This is a normal post ha ha ha
I did like that.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post H ah ha haa me too

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ :D

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Crimewatch Abu Dhabi Style
Don't have nightmares
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This is a normal post I thought women were allowed to drive in the UAE?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy to remember, it's like the Flintstones
The women in Saudi Arabia don't drive
But the women in Abu Dhabi do
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post She got arrested for menstruating in the bogs?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like she really hated that hotel :(
In and out of there doing all sorts, like a UAE Batman.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost 5 million views already? Are they all Gunmetal?
And top-commenting, too.

"look in the vid how she hunched over in the surveleance cameras like her breasts are to big and bra does no support."
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Columbo is on the case everybody
'...also the veil is commonly wore by women over there.'
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why cant Burkas be white?
it would be great having little ghostly figures all over the place :)
*edit* woman with BARE forearms @ 0.45 keeell her!
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone clock article marked 55
5.56 sec, a spatula?

Never take a wisk to a spatula fight !
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The trailer looks pretty good....
when does the movie come out? Didn't show a release date......
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get out of my head the assumption that it's Terry Jones under that burka

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Women in burqas always remind me of the hattifatteners, from the Moomins.
It often adds unintended levity to otherwise serious news items.
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This is a normal post Fucking nut jobs the lot of them. When I say nuke the bastards, I'm not just using hyperbole.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yeah-
Using nukes is far more effective than using hyperbole.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post but then their pals will nuke us :-(

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Who? the only Middle Eastern country with nukes is Israel.
Doubt they'd give much of a shit.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Pakistan.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post new Star Wars looks pretty gritty

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Naughty Nazgûl.

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This is a normal post ok....
but at about 1:13.... best bit... lady in white jacket (over black...shocker) mistakes the target of the film for her friend....LOLS.... yeah burkas dont provide id issues.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post if you look close
you can see the ghost in black at 0:50
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This is a link post Bettye LaVette - Love Reign O'er Me
I rarely like covers of Who songs, but this interpretation is so moving. I think Pete and Roger agree.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:11, Reply)
This is a link post Rather Splendid Christmas Message NSFW
Sorry it's on the poke (or b3ta+1). But I haven't seen it here.
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This is a normal post Sorry but if it looks too good to be true
it usually is
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 5:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That second picture has been doctored
You can tell by the pixels
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Image: Q4Nobody
I think this says it all
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ah bollocks
I was drunk. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post Impressive demonstration of No Man's Sky
A procedurally generated universe.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post had my eye on this for a very long time
It's top stuff. Stopped playing Elite when it came out of beta as.. well, I hope for a great final build...
*edit - the link being original elite was a masterpiece of procedural generated ...ness. Planet fly bys and landing always being a wanna.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It does look the nuts...glad I have a PS4
...My pc would spack out.
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This is a normal post Elite's great but it might take a couple of expansions before it really starts to get fleshed out.
I imagine no man's sky will have worse flight mechanics and feel even shallower.

None of these new space sims will live up to the hype.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think thats the point of NMS
You start tiny and build to the Universe... For a player the upgrades will feel standard in the game and without restraint. (I Hope)
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This is a normal post Still sore from spore.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
aye.... i never EVAR got into space.. and feel cheated.....
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post very interesting the way it creates the universe
even down to the creatures. Wonder what kind of game they will glue to that background.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait for this game
Thanks for sharing his :)
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This is a normal post WOW (NOT WORLD OF WARcraft )
Just plain simple wow, as in very impressed.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, this is kind of, like, a really annoying, like, bloke. Kinda.
Procedural environment is cool though. Like.
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This is a normal post Thanks, really nerded out on that
*starts writing engine*
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This is a normal post I think it looks like a supermassive boringness

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
*presses PS button*

*goes to bed*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is the toolset which is going to expand videogames' lexicon
The algorithms that underpin this admittedly impressive universe will be appearing in all sorts of triple-A titles in the future. As for No Man's Sky itself - I think it will be an ambitious technical demo which will suffer because of the hype heaped on it.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Most game engine technology is based on completely different principles than this.
Such a thing cannot be easily retrofitted to existing tech. So, if triple-A titles want this, they're going to have to use this engine, or build their own similar engine. So, even if the gameplay itself is not that thrilling, other developers will be clamouring to license this tech for their own games.

Most games will not see any benefit from such a thing anyway. If your engine can create a galaxy with so much real-estate that there are more planets than there are people in the real world, you've got serious game design issues to solve; how do you make sure people meet each other and interact?

I'm seriously considering applying to work for these guys; I wanna know how they solved the rivers/canyons problem, because I've been trying to do that for months.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Birth of a Nation
Proper cinema. Made before the liberals took over.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The birth of gunz

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This is a normal post Word!

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we have the trailer please
Film done.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Mental fact
Lillian Gish is separated from Kevin Bacon by two films. TWO!?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That is completely believable.
Using the same logic my kids are related to mickey rourke.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This appears to be three hours long
without a reasonable explanation for me to spend three hours watching it, other than a vague 'liberals are all cunts,' comment
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an important film / first feature-length film that was made in the US and a lot of other firsts
but it's also racist bilge
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This is a normal post pretty much this.
My grandmother used to go on about pre-talkies. She said she only went for the news reels. She was born in 1898. Moving pictures were a bit of a novelty no matter what the subject.
Also... your puppet posted this didn't you?
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My grandmother was born in 1898 too!
But she came north from Mexico and by the time I got to know here she was just plain scary. I was afraid she'd knife me so I was very obedient.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post mine came from germany.
She was a bit scary when she started shouting about dogs.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My other grandmother was from Germany. She lived to almost 100.
She mainly shouted about my dad.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason I always thought that you were an American.
Weird.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Gee honey, these potatoes are delicious. They must've been planted before the liberals took over."
"Honey?"
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
Great documentary. If a little too long.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
bit short on spare time now though
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Russell Brand Takes Down Rupert Murdoch (Again), Calls For A Boycott Of The Sun Newspaper
*swoons* *adjusts chub-on*
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs some hard bumishment.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had bums :(

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post All the Sun seem to be doing with these headlines is showing
that either he is pretty genuine and so there is no real dirt to find, or their journalists are shit at muckraking.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take 'B' thanks Bob.

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice chauffeur driven car there.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was his mum, taking him to Scouts.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:22, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, it could have been his mate driving that Bentley

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Gash,,, reply fail

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He acknowledges that he is wealthy, and suggests that doesn't diminish his message


Pyotr Kropotkin was born a Russian Prince - didn't stop him writing some of the best early works on mutual aid etc. Just sayin'
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he acknowledge that he's a cunt and talks bollocks?

(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post look at him, speaking out for poor people while having loads of money himself, the hypocrite
*buys big issue and goes back to nice warm home full of shit i dont need*
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)

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