All very well
But now we have Not Going Out, Mrs Browns Boys and Miranda. In your FACE old comedy.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:47,
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*seethes*
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:49,
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Well, I oughta...
(Varmint, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:55,
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*Miranda pulls a face to camera*
then probably falls over. Into a custard pie. You honestly think Eric Sykes or Tommy Cooper could upstage that?
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:05,
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You have a point.
I am being rather judgemental on this though, as I have never seen more than a couple of seconds of Miranda, Mrs B's Boys, etc. but base my assumptions on the John Peel measure of a good record - you can tell if you like it in the first four bars.
Tommy Trinder, Arthur Askey, Tony Hancock, Charlie Chaplin, all dreadful too in my book.
(Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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Recent comedy
just doesn't cut it for me, but then I am old. For every Vic and Bob there are 100 Citizen Khans. I've only seen clips of Mrs B'a Boys, which was enough, but did sit through a Miranda and a Not Going Out. 60 minutes I will never get back.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:08,
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Cheers, haven't seen it for years.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:06,
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now... I was quite shocked
I think its quite hard to envision twice the height of the shard. I wonder if flying lessons are hard to come by in Saudi? (you know, the ones where you dont want to bother with all that 'landing' nonsense)
(gearanach#wankwankwank, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:17,
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fucking ugly building
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:59,
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Taste?
They've heard of it.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:11,
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When you're richer than God
You don't need good taste
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:27,
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Fuelled by petrodollars. More Western than the West.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:45,
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Presumably
shortly after the video cut out it killed all those people.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:14,
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So many people stood calmly right next to the whirling blades of death
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:40,
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The plastic tape will protect them
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:46,
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PLASTIC TAPE PROTECTS ALL
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 16:55,
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At no point in that did it sound like a happy engine
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:02,
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I don't want an aero engine to sound happy
I want it to sound like it contains an angry fire demon, intent on bursting out and laying waste to humanity.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:15,
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Gake. That plane doesn't even have wings.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:29,
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NUTTERS.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:32,
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Now that's a work of art!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:11,
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It's odd how the blades can alternate between frontward and backward.
And if it was worth anything on an airplane, it darn sure could have moved that pissant little trailer.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:31,
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Yeah, how they immobilized a trailer on a _wheels_?
1600HP?
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:39,
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Trailer + hurricane engine +fizzicks
Why didn't they take off?
(SpinIts a thing., Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:06,
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If there was two big towers in front of it and the guy behind it shouted 'Allah Akbar' it would have been better
(Flash_Bastard, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:34,
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Bravestar The Movie
Speed of a puma! Eyes of a hawk! Strength of a bear! Ears of a wolf! Arse of... a mandrill!
(NoStringsTastes like zombies!!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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Sort of wouldn't mind Michael Bay getting hold of this
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:41,
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Assuming you're pointing at your junk,
as you say that.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:51,
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(Taramasalatais not angry, just disappointed on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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I learnt all my moves from Kirk
you have to squish your lips on theirs as hard as possible
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:13,
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then a right hook
(PooPants, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:16,
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Right in the kisser.
(Varmint, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:51,
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The days before Rohypnol.
(JamTallons, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:07,
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What do you mean?
Don't you know that Rohypnol is distilled from Kirk's manly sweat?
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:24,
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? The man who spiked your drink with Rohypnol last night. The man who spiked your drink with Rohypnol last night, who? Good, just checking.
(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:49,
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Why is Captain Kirk wearing a sports bra?
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:10,
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Because FREEDOM!. That's why.
FREEDOM! and support for his manboobs.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:17,
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He's on the planet Manzier Delta Delta 2. Obviously.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 18:30,
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Is the Holodeck named after the sound of punching a bimbo in the head then?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:50,
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It's life Jim
but not as we know it
(PooPants, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:15,
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But he wasn't actually a UK hostage: he held US citizenship.
It's terrible whatever his nationality, but I depend on b3ta to get the facts straight. If this continues I shall be forced to write to the editor.
(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:24,
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write to the editor finger my bumhole whilst crying
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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I'd be in tears if
I had to finger your bum hole
(LP, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:22,
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Yeah, hot tears of molten spunk from your cockhole.
You out tonight for the bearfiesta, my wee cub?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:13,
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fuck!
is that this weekend?
*hastily reassesses evenings plans*
I'm proper beardy at the moment as well
(LP, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:08,
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there's only so many
Times you can do that in a day!!!
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:38,
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Gee, thanks Obama!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:34,
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Great work, guys!
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:47,
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Don't worry - everything is 'bon'
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:31,
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I thought women were allowed to drive in the UAE?
(P-MONKEWe're all fucked, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:16,
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It's easy to remember, it's like the Flintstones
The women in Saudi Arabia don't drive But the women in Abu Dhabi do
(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:30,
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She got arrested for menstruating in the bogs?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:56,
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Looks like she really hated that hotel :(
In and out of there doing all sorts, like a UAE Batman.
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:10,
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Almost 5 million views already? Are they all Gunmetal?
And top-commenting, too.
"look in the vid how she hunched over in the surveleance cameras like her breasts are to big and bra does no support."
(Ghoti Fingers, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:01,
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Columbo is on the case everybody
'...also the veil is commonly wore by women over there.'
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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Why cant Burkas be white?
it would be great having little ghostly figures all over the place :) *edit* woman with BARE forearms @ 0.45 keeell her!
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:06,
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Anyone clock article marked 55
5.56 sec, a spatula?
Never take a wisk to a spatula fight !
(ShinigawaThe milky bars are on me, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 9:12,
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The trailer looks pretty good....
when does the movie come out? Didn't show a release date......
(NooShmooIt's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:18,
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I can't get out of my head the assumption that it's Terry Jones under that burka
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:27,
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Women in burqas always remind me of the hattifatteners, from the Moomins.
It often adds unintended levity to otherwise serious news items.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:46,
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Fucking nut jobs the lot of them. When I say nuke the bastards, I'm not just using hyperbole.
(Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:57,
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Well, yeah-
Using nukes is far more effective than using hyperbole.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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but then their pals will nuke us :-(
(JamTallons, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:10,
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Who? the only Middle Eastern country with nukes is Israel.
Doubt they'd give much of a shit.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:18,
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new Star Wars looks pretty gritty
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:02,
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Naughty Nazgûl.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:20,
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ok....
but at about 1:13.... best bit... lady in white jacket (over black...shocker) mistakes the target of the film for her friend....LOLS.... yeah burkas dont provide id issues.
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine-pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:26,
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if you look close
you can see the ghost in black at 0:50
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(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:24,
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had my eye on this for a very long time
It's top stuff. Stopped playing Elite when it came out of beta as.. well, I hope for a great final build... *edit - the link being original elite was a masterpiece of procedural generated ...ness. Planet fly bys and landing always being a wanna.
(zacherynuk@echo off, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:27,
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It does look the nuts...glad I have a PS4
...My pc would spack out.
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:33,
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Elite's great but it might take a couple of expansions before it really starts to get fleshed out.
I imagine no man's sky will have worse flight mechanics and feel even shallower.
None of these new space sims will live up to the hype.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34,
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I think thats the point of NMS
You start tiny and build to the Universe... For a player the upgrades will feel standard in the game and without restraint. (I Hope)
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:40,
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Still sore from spore.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:55,
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aye.... i never EVAR got into space.. and feel cheated.....
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine-pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:29,
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very interesting the way it creates the universe
even down to the creatures. Wonder what kind of game they will glue to that background.
(mutated monty, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32,
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I can't wait for this game
Thanks for sharing his :)
(Frogbeat, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:47,
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WOW (NOT WORLD OF WARcraft )
Just plain simple wow, as in very impressed.
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:21,
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I mean, this is kind of, like, a really annoying, like, bloke. Kinda.
Procedural environment is cool though. Like.
(P-MONKEWe're all fucked, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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Thanks, really nerded out on that
*starts writing engine*
(teh_raabHail Seitan!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:56,
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I think it looks like a supermassive boringness
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:46,
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*presses PS button*
*goes to bed*
(PooPants, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:25,
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I think this is the toolset which is going to expand videogames' lexicon
The algorithms that underpin this admittedly impressive universe will be appearing in all sorts of triple-A titles in the future. As for No Man's Sky itself - I think it will be an ambitious technical demo which will suffer because of the hype heaped on it.
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:06,
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Most game engine technology is based on completely different principles than this.
Such a thing cannot be easily retrofitted to existing tech. So, if triple-A titles want this, they're going to have to use this engine, or build their own similar engine. So, even if the gameplay itself is not that thrilling, other developers will be clamouring to license this tech for their own games.
Most games will not see any benefit from such a thing anyway. If your engine can create a galaxy with so much real-estate that there are more planets than there are people in the real world, you've got serious game design issues to solve; how do you make sure people meet each other and interact?
I'm seriously considering applying to work for these guys; I wanna know how they solved the rivers/canyons problem, because I've been trying to do that for months.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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Birth of a Nation
Proper cinema. Made before the liberals took over.
(Brokeback CoccyxTear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21,
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The birth of gunz
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:31,
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Word!
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:16,
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Can we have the trailer please
Film done.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:33,
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Mental fact
Lillian Gish is separated from Kevin Bacon by two films. TWO!?
(Pig Bodine., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:34,
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That is completely believable.
Using the same logic my kids are related to mickey rourke.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:42,
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This appears to be three hours long
without a reasonable explanation for me to spend three hours watching it, other than a vague 'liberals are all cunts,' comment
(JahledThree shades of black, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:47,
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It's an important film / first feature-length film that was made in the US and a lot of other firsts
but it's also racist bilge
(custard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:10,
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pretty much this.
My grandmother used to go on about pre-talkies. She said she only went for the news reels. She was born in 1898. Moving pictures were a bit of a novelty no matter what the subject. Also... your puppet posted this didn't you?
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 2:14,
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My grandmother was born in 1898 too!
But she came north from Mexico and by the time I got to know here she was just plain scary. I was afraid she'd knife me so I was very obedient.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:15,
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mine came from germany.
She was a bit scary when she started shouting about dogs.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:45,
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My other grandmother was from Germany. She lived to almost 100.
She mainly shouted about my dad.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:28,
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For some reason I always thought that you were an American. Weird.
(Pig Bodine., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 8:39,
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"Gee honey, these potatoes are delicious. They must've been planted before the liberals took over."
"Honey?"
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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Yeah!
Great documentary. If a little too long.
(Bob the Builderkilled Captain Alex, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:41,
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thanks
bit short on spare time now though
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:43,
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He needs some hard bumishment.
(Brokeback CoccyxTear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:59,
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If only they had bums :(
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21,
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All the Sun seem to be doing with these headlines is showing
that either he is pretty genuine and so there is no real dirt to find, or their journalists are shit at muckraking.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:11,
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I'll take 'B' thanks Bob.
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:21,
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Nice chauffeur driven car there.
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 3:57,
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It was his mum, taking him to Scouts.
(Conthortius, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:22,
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To be fair, it could have been his mate driving that Bentley
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:26,
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Gash,,, reply fail
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 4:27,
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He acknowledges that he is wealthy, and suggests that doesn't diminish his message
Pyotr Kropotkin was born a Russian Prince - didn't stop him writing some of the best early works on mutual aid etc. Just sayin'
(joetotaleblear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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Does he acknowledge that he's a cunt and talks bollocks?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 13:13,
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look at him, speaking out for poor people while having loads of money himself, the hypocrite
*buys big issue and goes back to nice warm home full of shit i dont need*
(mutated monty, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:09,
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