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This is a link post Nature! Science! Something!
Caterpillar turns into a realistic looking snake during pupation - many gaps in knowing why this has happened!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaps in knowing?
It happens because over the course of thousands of years minute and wholly random genetic alterations make a difference to the physical appearance of the insect at various stages of its life. By chance, it vaguely resembles a snake at one point; this may give a slight survival advantage, thereby increasing the chance that the characteristic will survive for another generation.

HTH.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've been watching
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y1dRuJSH5I

Edit: here's another caterpillar new to science
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4pxFJv50A
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Entomology: unexpectedly deadly.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
kekekekeke :D
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense
God willed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point
after all God applied such Batesian mimicry when creating mankind in the image of his wrathful gaseous orifice
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post But that snake was not around in that area
Why they started to look like a specific snake without possible connections - the randomness of nature is more likely.

Don't think it was God messing with us, he would have made it more obvious...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is more or less what I said.
The fact that it looks like a specific snake is neither here nor there. All that matters is that it looks less attractive to a predator. If by chance it happens to look like something specific... well, so it goes.

I'm still not sure why you claimed there's a gap in our knowledge related to this specific example (except in the trivial sense).
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I was relating that to something in the article
The general theory of evolution I understand OK (as a non-science major.)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 22 May 2015, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Batesian Mimcry ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks more like a turtle belming

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I've just sent the link over to Mark in the Butterfly house to see if he can add any amazing insights into this weird burst of evolution
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, so all these years of macho pictures of big cats, and you've got a butterfly house...?
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing Nana!
hope her bag holds out...
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what Bez was doing these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what Madonna was doing these days.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what your mum was doing these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post if dogs couls talk:
"oh not again..."

Edit: if I could fucking type...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He does look a little embarrassed.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "She may look clean, but...
...she's got V.D. - Keep your distance."

Almost certainly dementia too; who says Alzheimer's is no laughing matter? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post the the meds REALLY KICKED IN
I bet she was still there well after he was gone, gurning like a bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Transformers Invade Various Films.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post duck

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 May 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Where?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)
This is a link post Kidnapping survivor Michelle Knight releases new music video
She was the one who got dun kidnapped.
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about this is just horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Exploitative maybe?
Obvs got a big cheque and people have hooked on to that. (especially the tattoo guy)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know about exploitative as such, she could have just said no and not done this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel she was probably the driver.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "I felt it was important to do as part of my recovery..."

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Smart girl, now employing the "fat people are hard to kidnap" tactic.
And at least she's keeping an auto-tune company somewhere in business too.
*has exhausted everything remotely positive to say about this*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to mention the penguin jumper

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I must have missed that most splendid piece of knitwear -
whilst I was on the phone with her kidnapper, demanding a refund for an incomplete job.

I think his standards are slipping - he did fine with Maddie. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i found Maddie easy as she was smaller.
The one above though? When you said you had a 'big' job for me i thought you meant 'of importance', not bring a pick-up truck and a fucking crane.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what happened...
plus.google.com/103953209769370426308/about?gl=uk&hl=en
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Unbreakable.
They alive dammit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYNbp0u8WjA
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...... yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Safety message
Please watch and be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 21 May 2015, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my!
*immediately buys four hundred reflectors and a one-way ticket to Lithuania*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 21 May 2015, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was rather horrible.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post One year
No-one died...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy sheeet!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day,
anal sex makes your whole week.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Actuallly,,
If you write it, you can say:

Oral sex makes your whole week,

Anal sex makes your hole weak.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post gosh.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What....
...the hell?
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Fri 22 May 2015, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
So every year the entire population dies twice and they take a million visitors with them? That's pretty fierce!
 (Benzyl, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Color cube, moire pattern extravaganza. I made this!
New and improved. Silent, won't mess with your chi.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 21 May 2015, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow! My Chi!
I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2015, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have mentioned it's garish and resembles flashing lights
Sorry bout that.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 21 May 2015, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very lovely.
And you are a wizard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post how's three.js going?
genuine question, not got around to fiddling with it yet
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fun but I'm too ambitious and get bogged down fast.
To wit: websocket is a new technology that would be great for making a multiplayer web 3D game, but I got distracted by Mr. Doob's Periodic Table and wanted to adapt it. Realizing I didn't really know CSS I started reading about it at w3 schools and since then I think some of my brain has turned to liquid. I would like to have a perlin noise generated height field that seamlessly tiles space for an open world on the web. Sort of a pipe dream at the moment. Thanks for asking!
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post funnily enough (ha ha)
I was thinking exactly the same thing about perlin noise genned maps - was going to use this example as a test base (but never got around to it): threejs.org/examples/webgl_terrain_dynamic.html
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Colour

(mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post bully

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 22 May 2015, 3:46, Reply)
This is a link post A Rising Tide of Bogus Degrees
Just pulled this up on Faceache. Then looked at Axacts website
. They refer to a restraining order from 2010. Also their FB page chock full of counter claims and denials.
Either this guy is bang to rights and is delusional, or they've made a big mistake. Im going for 'A', please Bob. Their Google plus reviews tell a tale also...
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You are king Cnut, AICMFP.
Which part of this surprises you? Just how naive and ignorant are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post On the 'special brew' again?
Dodgy degree? Small cock?
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 21 May 2015, 7:31, Reply)
This is a link post Indian lake full of the foam and the flames

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 20 May 2015, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit with the foam and the flames
But seriously, bloody hell
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The froth. The foam. The flames. Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, the human race really need to get its act together

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fortunately this sort of thing can be fixed
About 150 years ago the river Medlock in Manchester was considered a fire hazard and the Thames was pretty much guaranteed to kill anyone unlucky enough to fall in.

Both of them cleaned up reasonably well once people started making an effort.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As recently as 1986, the river Rother still had the reputation as the UK's most polluted river
It would be inky black one day and bright orange the next, These days it is much improved but is still contaminated with the remnants of heavy metals (particularly mercury) that were pumped into it over several generations.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find this is a localised problem
I'm yet to see a river on fire in the UK
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to be blamed for this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun with feces.
They could sell tickets.
 (Rogue Sausage, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cuyahoga (1978)
James Earl Jones!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utjlT32eFiY
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Fri 22 May 2015, 5:52, Reply)
This is a link post Plovdiv Now Officially Proclaimed European Capital of Culture
HA! Read it an weep 'Bulgarian nay-sayers'!
*orders new cart BG limo*
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post Kids say the funniest things!
Aww!

Posted from tablet. Dodgy link and GC checker probably even less use than normal etc
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I found this great video
of a catcopter the other day...
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/LmREBOP.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Figured there was a good chance
Ho hum
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Has Taylor Swift gone noodles? I made this!

(and2, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/6550X6c.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post push 5 whilst watching the vid
shows comparison between Taylor Swift and some noodle advert. That's all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I just got the ad :(

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the hell is Taylor Swift?
Is he another one of those useless people I'm somehow supposed to know about?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
but she does seem to be super nice, I hate to admit that but there you go.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Uninteresting music but mildly entertaining videos
I'd nibble *her* noodles, if you know what I mean.

And I mean, I'd nibble her noodles. I'm a bit hungry right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You ca|\| have my |\| key
si|\|ce it's broke|\|
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 21 May 2015, 4:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This.
Quite pretty and seems nice. Her music is all over the place, but I quite like "Style". A great pop-track.
 (pahakyy, Thu 21 May 2015, 6:24, Reply)
This is a link post Another round of Jokes for you nice brits I made this!
Woman breaks bottle during my set
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're not expecting to be the next Bill Hicks
but you have more nerve than I do getting up and telling jokes like that.
My act would be soiling my pants, crying, angry fidgeting and passing out.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a better set than Michael McIntyre could manage.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you there

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post McIntyre needs to narrate a BBC Four documentary about tumbleweed

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 May 2015, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Bringing humour to Americans'
Brave move :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "The American Gareth Hale"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post keep going... you'll make it to the moon
even if you have to crawl.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible advice, you can't crawl to the moon- you'd run out of atmospere!
And just imagine the mess when that fucker explodes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You could crawl to the moon maybe
If they had the lunar lift set up, you could crawl around on the floor on the journey up.
So there Mr. Fancypants.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you could be certain that Russ Abbot wouldn't be there.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you should just rip off Louis CK jokes and hope your tiny drunk audience doesn't notice

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post FYI:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more puns

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
You are absolutely shit. But i do applaud your bravery. I guess this is how all comedians start their working life. Just so long as you work hard toward the goal of not being shit.

Having said that, all you have to do is look at the rotation of bland ex Comedy store/ Edinborough fringe clones on the BBC at the moment and realise that being adequate is an attainable goal.

(Bill Bailey is excused from the adequate list due to being extremely talented).
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 May 2015, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more wine and kebabs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what doesn't?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Some joy of home made model planes
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The laugh
THE LAUGH!
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather good.

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Ryanair don't see this

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Happy Happy Joy Joy.
 (clunk, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So what he's saying here
is that they should have made the Spitfire out of cardboard?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
that would certainly have made the 'fire' bit very appropriate.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 21 May 2015, 6:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that is all teh fake
shuuuuurrly the wings have to be well...wing shaped to provide lift etc

*scrutinises frame by frame for cgi*
 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Just need feck loads of power
There is enough lift from those wings to make this work. Advantage of that tough cardboard is it is very light weight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as the air travels faster over the top of the wing than the bottom
you get lift from the pressure differential. I reckon it is angled just enough to slow the air down underneath the wing
 (plankton, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of being a boring twat*
...having a flat plate wing which is angled to the flow of air (known as the Angle of Attack) does by it's very nature create a pressure differential resulting in lift. An aerofoil section just makes this phenomenon more efficient. If lift was purely as a result of the wing section, it would be impossible for aircraft to fly upside down.

*I admit to failure, and hereby hold my hand up as a boring twat.

But at least I don't find the need to shriek hysterically at 140dB when I see a model aircraft in flight.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 23 May 2015, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything most people think they know about aerodynamics is wrong.
https://secretofflight.wordpress.com/incorrect-theories/
 (SonofRojBlake, Sun 24 May 2015, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Love this
 (Sherbs, Sat 23 May 2015, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post The 'British Jim Carey' ladies and gentlemen
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when people said user generated content was the future?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way he struggles
with the choices in his life but can't quite get to the honest truth.
His ego is far too big to realise he's made a massive twat of himself and is a Z list celeb in internet terms, witch equates to fuck all.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What do these guys put on their CVs when they get to 30 and realise how fleeting and effervescent their fame and fortune was
and start hunting for jobs in project management?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always said
that there'll be a lot of deleted youtube accounts once the money really dries up soon.
They can make those videos whilst in their own cocoon of fellow youtubers, but in the real world it's just not at all cool.
I bet one by one, his crowd are getting smaller in numbers by the month. Reality is slowly creeping up.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he'll have DVD sales to keep him steady
Oh, no wait
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine they'll usually go into marketing.
Most marketing people will look at the views as a measure of success, not the quality or originality.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame Channel Flip
and their weird google relationship for that. At least for the decline in UK quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If he spent less time on his hair and more writing a script that might have been watchable.
As it is, I thought Lee Evans was the British Jim Carrey (except being somewhat sweatier).
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are "the British...." celebrities?
Five Star were "the British Jackson Five"
Richard Blackwood was "the British Will Smith"

I suspect "British" might just be a polite way of saying a rubbish version of.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post James Corden is shit on both sides of the Atlantic.
They couldn't find someone shit enough over there so they robbed our one, and we're grateful to them for doing so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bruce Forsyth
always thought he was "the British Sammy Davis Jr.". He had the chin, I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 20 May 2015, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
I never noticed how similar they were i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/22/article-2252239-0005A15700000C1D-732_306x478.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the filming of episodes in his humdrum life
and uploading them for the world to see a British take on The Truman Show, then?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think my irony detector just exploded
as did my screenmo detector.

I also had to invent the word screenmo to discribe this guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, what a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube is really difficult right now :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post His hair looks like an old lady's wig

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for new Seth MacFarlane show
although it doesn't come out until 2016... maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they forgot to put jokes in

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Lowest
common denominator utter shit and the animation is an insult to the animation industry.

He's rolling in it, even hosted the Oscars. Made a film co starring Charlize Theron and now has another show that will do really well.

That's a funny joke right?
Cruel but funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't find the animation a problem, if it's funny/makes a point you can look past it (see: South Park)

but it's not funny, so you can't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true
I only made that snarky remark because he crits other animation himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post s'ok tits I believes ya

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He had the nerve
to have a dig about how all Flash animation looks the same and won't use it, slated a bunch of people.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok tits I believe you

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would have probably liked it more if it had tried less hard to be funny
and did a more social-commentary type-of-thing.

But instead it looks mired with all the stuff that makes American comedy look horrifically backwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post looks fucking terrible

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that's like 700% too American for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post well
It shouldn't be too hard to avoid watching that.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 21 May 2015, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
No seriously, I found it funny, but I also think it requires a certain sense of politics to find funny.

...Sadly I don't think it will be popular though.
 (chompedhomas, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is an utterly unfunny man

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:50, Reply)
This is a link post How to be Ultra Spiritual - with JP Sears
This guy is spot on. Namaste
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post accurate

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Acura

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Chakra

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Khan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Chakra

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Khan.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Chakra

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/hX9E44mClKs?t=6s
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/GiMD5dC.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Tone: An experimental Chrome extension for instant sharing
over audio
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the idea but I am struggling to see where I would use it.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Most people in offices I see have their computers going through headphones, rather than speakers, so this wouldn't work there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Also most meetings I goto cunts bring apple toys - does chrome even run on the Fisher Price OS they use?
I guess it works great on campus at Google when everyone is using a chromebook.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha! Spot on!
Fisher Price OS
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The joke is on you, somewhat.
OS X is a certified POSIX/UNIX system, while surely fisher price
anything would rather look similar to Chromebook?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Shiny Shiny!
Btw the joke is on you, I did not mention OSX - hateful as it is I know what it runs on.
I was referring to those shiny spastic tabs.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What OS then? iOS?
I think it's relation with OS X would not be unlike that of Android and Linux based systems.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 20 May 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T85Cebsapdw
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was his 'Darth Vader' breathing apparatus in the background ...
But it was 'Venga Boys' on low :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Can you put another OS on it?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,I'll pop that raw nerve back in for you fella :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PIckHrZ0o
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
I do not use single Apple product :)
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you *look* like you do though.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, maybe at times :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post Man eats 18 inch burrito in under two minutes

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and 10 seconds to puke it all up as soon as the camera stopped

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post this is something to be
ashamed of not proud of.

consumption is not a fucking skill.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Eating isn't a skill?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
c2.staticflickr.com/8/7043/6869274117_74cd87d78c_b.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx0ME65y72E
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post play at x2 speed
looks like a fucking slug chowing down on something.
Something about this eating loads thing that makes me ashamed to be human.
Saying that though, a dog does much the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice idea.
And yes, even as some sort attempt at a world record (which this wasn't), it smack of utter desperation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen
brother Fray
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fok! How does he do it?

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
He is Merkin ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 minutes? I've thought 20 seconds and was pretty impressed.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Like you've ever held out for 20 seconds!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
;__;
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 May 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Brothers sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hah
click
 (m.auron, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling shenanigans
Baby conveniently out of shot at vom moment and camera zoomed in on Tweedledum's face rather than filming both kids
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, there's a slight blink in the footage.
Fake or not, his reaction is pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 kids, no cup

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Slogs!

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I put one of mine on my shoulders not long after a feeding.
Gorped on the back of the head. The slime ended up down my back because it's bad form to simply cast the infant off.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 May 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 May 2015, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You pay a lot of money in some parts of the country for that sort of thing to be done to you.
Although ... it may be fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 May 2015, 19:12, Reply)

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