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This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The hippo photographer was robbed.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly don't think the winner is the best

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Deer
best one
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My vote's for the...
...faceplanted cheetah.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my favourite.
"Ha ha, twat", said the wildebeest.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Apple's Swift programming language in a browser window - IBM Swift Sandbox
Might be a good place to start if you're interested in learning Swift programming.

From the About:
The IBM Swift Sandbox is an interactive website that lets you write Swift code and execute it in a server environment – on top of Linux!
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh ANOTHER programming language
just what everyone was crying out for
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stick to FORTRAN then, see if I care

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a "Go" at this if you want the latest (probably not) new language fad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-pPAvqyluI
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post SISAL will return!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Fade To Grey - Orchestral

Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 7 Dec 2015, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now of my favourite songs.
And this is very well done. Reminds me of Peter Gabriels album New Blood.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like the lead up to a final battle
in a spaghetti western, at least before the beats and synth come in.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
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High Noon on Tottenham Court Road.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Surviving Progress

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
marked for later
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that was nice
and depressing.
Off to slaughter a bus load of economists, and a bus load of hippies for balance
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
Empire of the Ants (1977).
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 15,000 different species of ant!!
How the fuck did Noah pull that one off, the lying cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he didn't have any of those 16mm chameleons either

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post About 200,000 species of beetle as well
I fear that book was writen by ignorant fuck spastisc mongs
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think diversity happened after the waters receeded, nature was remarkably simple in those days
See also: freshwater fish
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks.
There is no evolution. God created all the animals exactly how they exist today.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chapter 5 How Could Noah Fit the Animals on the Ark and Care for Them?
answersingenesis.org/noahs-ark/how-could-noah-fit-the-animals-on-the-ark-and-care-for-them/

In actuality, the Bible makes it clear that the cargo was limited to land-dwelling, air-breathing vertebrate animals—corresponding to modern birds, mammals, and reptiles, as well as their extinct counterparts.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post We can study this
Just need to order the scale replica
www.kidology.org/store/catalog.asp?item=503
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Colonies of ants can survive intense floods,
literally by turning themselves into rafts.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post a real stinker

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ants never sleep
Trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insomniants

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post most ants are slackers that do bugger all
news.sciencemag.org/plants-animals/2015/10/most-worker-ants-are-slackers
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You had me at "starring Joan Collins"

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched that as a kid
It left me thinking how the fuck an ant can actually focus on anything with that multiple lens vision.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a link post American shootings hoax?

*fashions tin foil hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great website, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gunz don't kill people
Pixels kill people.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If guns didn't kill people - or any other projectiles
wars would be so much more brutal and even.

Edit:I weirdly picture everyone polishing knives, like your picture postcard American gunpolisher.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the grim darkness of the far future there are only electrically powered gloves with chainsaws stuck on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
s017.radikal.ru/i428/1512/64/582510e3a215.jpg"


Katie Holmes:


Random lady found by googling "brunette":


 (chompedhomas, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
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I notice the cunning bitch parted her hair on the other side for the Paris event. She knew they were on to her.
Damn you Katie Holmes, you monster.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I reckon it's not Katie Holmes but that one from the royal family....David Icke was right - AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks nothing like Ricky Tomlinson.
I concur on the David Icke thing though. When will we learn to stop poo-pooing his sage wisdom?
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Elf meets Taxi Driver I made this!
Also makes a great festive double bill
(dogfood, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the animals come out at night, whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, elfs
Great mash up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That made me think of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is excellent
Jolly well done. Some day a rain will come that will wash all the naughty children off the streets...
...is this stocking for me? Well I'm the only one here! etc
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Rub NSFW
Peaches' latest music vid. Up to her usual juicy standard.
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strewth

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post m8

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help feeling
It's like a live action Koit video. With pretty much equal artistic merit (no offence Koit)

I've been on B3ta far too long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a flipping great album

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh my.
The pissing was a nice touch.
 (SquidHead, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post /drops monacle

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help bit to imagine a world in which this appeared
on the late-lamented ITV Chart Show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Margaret Thatcher reviewing it on Saturday Superstore.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is what NSFW was invented for
or is it
 (I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post More footage of the Final Fantasy 7 remake

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good, but I hope you can turn off the spoken dialogue.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more worried about the battle system
I much prefer the turn based combat of the original rather than the more frantic real time combat of the later games - will be interesting to see which they go for, or indeed an option for both.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't lose heart.
I gather from an early review that it's still turn-based and the jumping about is not player-controlled. Just there for a bit of excitement supposedly.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll still get it regardless to be honest
need a PS4 first though, but I am in line for a decent divorce payout soon so that and a 4K telly will be high on my list.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The console and the 4kTV
always beats the x-missus

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god yes
a big fuck off UHD telly, a shiny new games console, a comfy room in a house share and a holiday to Japan.

Can't fucking wait.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just remember with 4k tvs it's all about the input lag
You get one with high input lag and you're going to be unable to play games. Make sure it's under 10ms ideally.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
*does more research*
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Dec 2015, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do you play it, or watch it?
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks

Great, although actually not AS great as it's hoped, also the battle system etc. could let it down. I feel that if it detracts too far from the original, you could just be left with eye candy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the problem isn't it?
Do they make it 100% accurate to the original to please the fans, or accept that the game is nearly 20 years old and update it accordingly?

Depends on how much money they want to chuck at it I guess, but I'm liking what I see so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it keeps the random battles.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where the girl who's died in random battles a hundred times over
dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Not in my name
War is hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Global
Aural
Terrorism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if the Parisians hadn't already suffered enough.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bastard.... Also to follow... A grass roots advocacy (*tax dodge to get richer) group for the victims... Christ, I feel like eating my own skin every time Bono appears and speaks.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also he's a cunt in the extreme.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Automatically downloading to every Parisian's iBelm whether they want it or not

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm sure this song will really encapsulate the frustration of a friday.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think if you are old enough, and rich enough
you experience emotions more intensely, and you have to take it out on the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Sean Connery's son?
Slapslapslap...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post : )

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me smile every time
Especially the two in one cop slap near the end.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fake cat?
They are happy to let him hit man, woman and child but they swap in a stuffed cat?
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't let a man hit real pussy on TV
Unleshh hessh Bond.
Jameshh Bond.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe because it's difficult to explain the concept of acting to a cat?
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could have got Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap it.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Ten years ago since I recorded this I made this!
I can't even squawk in tune any more. But it reminds me of when I could, and also the video reassures me that even back then I never took myself seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC
With artistic skills like that, a 5 year old wouldn't take you seriously. At least its not yet another picture of a vacuous blond bint so we have that to be thankful for.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't come to B3ta
to be taken seriously. It isn't a career path.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You will never be granted access to /secret with that attitude!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I put all my hacking skills to work trying to get in to that.
admin/admin isn't valid login credentials.

That's all my skills spent.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
password: password

ssshhhh!
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work; mash keyboard harder :(

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post no need to be a dick about it

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah
fuckin' Humbug!

to you.

/ignore
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's spelled 'blonde'
Ask any 5 year old.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you forgotten on the reply page ?
IN BRIGHT FUCKING RED

"This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
at in
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 31 seconds.
What do I win?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really my cup of tea
but you do / did have quite a nice voice

*raises eyebrow*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I demand a curly hair. Please.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you enclose an SAE

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, bit creepy m8

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
You big silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, nice.

Lovely voice and piano. I don't know if you tracked it but in my opinion it would be really worth recording a live kit if you ever get the chance...

:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What has happened to your voice :( ?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Age
and 40 B&H a day. I also stopped enjoying performing, and the crowds stopped enjoying me. You can go on if you are a Debbie, an Ella, or an Aretha.
I ain't.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
A bit glum today? Don't be, your posts are one of the better ones around here :(
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a bit glum
personal probs. But it is B3ta, and no one made me post so I will take everything on the chin. I think the first comment was harsh but this isn't Mumsnet. I'm nowhere near a flounce, but I do post less because of such replies.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought at first it was ironic or something, please do not be discouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
He just doesn't like me. I'll live.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 23:22, , Reply)
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I thought it was the internet equivalent of pulling the hair of the girl you fancy in the playground. My understanding is that this sort of behaviour can evolve into flashing on public transport. I'm told.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean really... Can you sing like this???
Surprised at these comments. But this is the internet after all. Keep up the good work!
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic. Thats one hell of a sexy voice.

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep

(Leemondus, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Despite the grumpy sod above, this is very nice to listen to.
Even if you don't perform any longer, it's good that you had all this recorded. Thanks for posting.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I listened to that from start to finish and it's bloody fab.
Beautifully-sung, moody, sad, smokey loveliness. Like a great big velvet nicotine patch. Or something. Very well done, I loved it.
 (Leemondus, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I even logged in and clicked all the pictures with trees to say "i like this"
 (Sherbs, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just to add to the approving voices
I enjoyed listening to that and I enjoy your silly animations that go with your songs. Thanks for posting.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post cor, I for one think that's a lovely voice
ignore the twats on here, grumpy fuckers
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post aye, you've a good set o pipes on ye, lassie

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a link post MAXIMUM YULE I made this!
We done of these every year and you good people watch it and write scathing comments. Normally it's because it's a bit shit, but this year it's not too bad.
(yamyumyer, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
Scathing enough for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post More!
More scathing!
 (yamyumyer, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You suck more than your mum
is this how it goes?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sterling work
But I'm sure we can do betterer
 (yamyumyer, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum sucks harder than a Dyson
Any better
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's a right 'hetty'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hated all three seconds that I managed to stick with.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I lasted 8 seconds. My toes have only just uncurled. Just awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed about eight seconds.
You and your mate deserve to drown in a vat of cold shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab's back \o/

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post HEY!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oi oi tinsel tits!
I was wondering if you'd been released :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post 31 seconds
What do I win?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post the next 2 mins 58

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win....
this.
 (WiggZ, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you related to the Aqua Velvas, those old men who advertise their group in Viz every month?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their song titled 'David Cameron's Government' sounds well edgy.
How the fuck does that pisspoor Impersonation of a pub band have the money to take so many full pages in Viz?
Edit: I regret finding out just how bad that song is youtu.be/m1JuPiHEfuc :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it costs all that much to advertise in Viz.
And I bet the fat one has a good job in Logistics Solutions.

- one advert had a couple of lines from David Cameron's Government in it, well edgy and well off-putting.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Over The Hill Gang

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of cunts

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Cambodian Funk Jodeler
It crescendos to a blossom of confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post : ) The soundtrack of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do Asians have a right to yodel?
I guess that makes me a racist since that was my first thought. More importantly, why would they yodel. Mystery.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought yodeling was extinct.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ever listened to the huge variety of vocal styles from Asia? you would have to say the Swiss borrowed yodeling!
I mean - Tuvan Throat Singing, Hue Province duet vocal-interaction, Chinese Opera, all sorts of singing that has gone on for thousands of years.

Nobody "invented" yodeling, it is just another thing the human voice can do.


Check out this Vietnamese "Vocorder" and an example of vocal-interaction singing at about 8:00
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite cleavage... No... SINGER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC9Qh709gas
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ more of a such thing

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to know what causes the yodeling.
That is some amazing music going on there. Peter Frampton eat your heart out!
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post My vocal training is limited - I mostly play tuba, but I can sing both Bass and Falsetto
but I do know that Yodeling is not that difficult to learn - a friend of mine has figured it out with no lessons.

It is a natural "catch" in the vocal process of singing between the "head" and "chest" voices.

A whole lot more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yodeling
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be a pedant/pederast
but that is Thai, not Cambodian.

Or maybe it's Swiss and I'm just confused :/
 (lurkylurklurk swings more, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Footage of the last Brisol bash has surfaced.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post So pissflaps turned up
To turn off the tap
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You weren't there man...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Things got REAL!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post HaHa!!!! The first dick flip EVA!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post And to think that some people say wrestling is fake & gay

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Never has that phrase been more fitting
 (I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post goes great
with the funk yodeling above.
 (Melatonin, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are any B3ta members also doctors (the medical kind)?
Is it actually actually possible for a gentleman to train enough to achieve this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 6 Dec 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you asking for a friend?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a link post All of the original Straw Wars vehicles, drawn to scale
Arranged by size, not stupidity. I like the illustration style.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't show the USS Defiant. Definitely NOT inclusive.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post or the U.S.S Enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT!?
You know what happened last time!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post see, this is what I don't get about Space Wars
how do people know all the names of this shit? and all the names of all the minor characters who are on screen for about three seconds and never get introduced?

fucking autism, that's what I reckon
 (AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! Most sensible thing I've read all day.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my Industrial Design teachers also worked on the original Star Wars series
He produced Stormtrooper armor pieces and worked on some of the ship and vehicle models - he talked about his experiences after the movie came out, they came up with alternate names for a lot of the vehicles that were much funnier, but for the life of me I cannot remember them.

He also worked on Indiana Jones, RoboCop and a few other interesting films - Pete Ronzani
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mokum?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
probably from reading the wider universe including about 50 odd books, several cartoons,...and apparently even 3 other movies. There's even a Haynes manuals for a lot of the main vehicles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 5 Dec 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like he said,
autism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Other people play golf or stand on the terraces shouting at twenty year olds kicking a football
each to their own
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post those are real things though

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post so are guys standing about in costume beuing filmed

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post but that's enough about supermatt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my.
*Clears an hour on schedule, adjusts monocle, drops trousers*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 6 Dec 2015, 9:38, , Reply)

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