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must be a brave bloke thats going to stick his tadger in there later
hope she washed hands properly before she went toilet RingStinger
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:20,
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There's no doubt who the star of this is
She starts overreacting after the second chilli.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:27,
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Maybe just ill suited to the task, attire aside.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41,
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Haha - they all look so miserable by the end of that.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 10:41,
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That's insane
I love spicy food, but fuck that.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:51,
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everyone in the audience should be yelling
destroy your asses!
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:37,
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I was literally waiting for someone to have a heart attack watching that
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:43,
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Not figuratively waiting?
;-)
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 28 May 2016, 14:48,
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Not a fair contest
Even within the same breed the heat of a chilli varies a lot. They should make them drink extract instead.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 11:56,
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And rub it in their eyes right?
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 12:13,
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a pipiette up the chaps eye
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:47,
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extract capsaicin solution
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:47,
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They should have a Spice smoking competition next.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:33,
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Hahaha that would be awesome
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 22:16,
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And all for a grand prize of £50
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MagicMoose, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:06,
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Won't even cover the cost of the reconstructive anal surgery
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:59,
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cheap bastards, didn't even give them any spring rolls or dumplings
I wonder if - afterwards - it's better to go spew it all out and burn your throat, or let it go through and burn you ring?
I'd be doing the spew myself.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:57,
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I was thinking that.
Spew for sure as there is no way you would want that passing through your body to it's horrible conclusion at the exit.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:03,
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Don't think I'd fancy that lot re-emerging, now coated in bile.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:52,
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That poor asian woman looked like she was re-living her childhood in the hands of the Khmer Rouge.
Also, "Damn immigrants coming over here and taking our chili eating jobs!"
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:29,
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Watching pretty ladies
struggling to eat hot peppers. New fetish.
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835Rocks, Sun 29 May 2016, 2:17,
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I had a mate who was almost completely immune to chili heat
He could eat any amount of hot sauce or raw chilis. He's no longer with us, though, turns out he wasn't immune to almost any amount of vodka :(
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:51,
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Ha ha!
I'd be out at the jalapeΓ±o!
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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:20,
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"Doctor....
...there's seems to be quite a lot of blood, and fire in my stools"
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 31 May 2016, 0:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lm1FL7gWl4
I'd never heard the original to other half of this mash til now
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 10:19,
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I object to this objectification.
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rjmrjm, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:19,
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that one water balloon hitting her in the tit
seemed very out of place
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:19,
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Breaking News: John Terry completes transfer to Crystal Palace
He will have the Mums as well.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:38,
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Sorry but that is not inspiring enough to make me cut a leg off, or take up football.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:36,
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but it's INCREDIBLE
can't you see the upper case letters?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:38,
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You must have found it underwhelming
due to the lack of inspirational music over the slow mo bit
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:57,
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Didnt even make my jaw drop
and for that reason i'm out
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:19,
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At least it didn't make your foot itch.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:15,
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How the fuck are crutches permissible in the football match?
Sure, the chap's Mr. Hoppity but he's cheating.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:36,
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It's all fun and games until he shoots his wife through the lavvy door.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:29,
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Comment of the week
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:40,
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Hahaha!
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Nuisance Value, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:59,
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Can he be nutmegged?
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:00,
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2nd Comment of the week
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:41,
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Any defender worth his salt would just swipe a crutch away.
Let's you hop around now, eh?
Plus, no tackle went in because, let's face it, you'd look a complete bastard if you slid in on him wouldn't you?
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:08,
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so true
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:30,
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Very quick speed painting...
I made this!
...what I done this week of her with the dragons off of the telly.
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clinteastwoodbradfield, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:17,
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Skills, great work
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:35,
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Great image of a well fit bird.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:34,
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Whine whine whine whine oooh oooh mumble shite
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:32,
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Enough about your toilet troubles
What did you think of the clip?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:38,
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MrP could've done better ;-)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:14,
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The Adam Buxton clip is lovely
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:02,
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Lovely!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:40,
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https://vimeo.com/1109226
still my favourite version
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:57,
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Ivor Cutler I Ate a Ladies Bun Animation
Just stumbled upon this on youtube. Someone has animated Ivor Cutler's Poem: I Ate A Ladies Bun. Its sick! I know there are some Ivor Cutler fans around here. Pls Enjoy. 8 views only!
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awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:56,
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that was delightful
Thank you
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:00,
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Ivor is ace
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:28,
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Hooray for Ivor
and that's great cheers for finding it.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:34,
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<3
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:46,
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Woo
Click
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:09,
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Good Morning! How are you? SHUT UP.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:41,
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Ivor Cutler visited my primary school
He told us how much he hated kids, and read out some poems. I used to have a signed book as a souvenir, but I don't know what happened to it. This was, of course, quite some time ago...
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teasus likes tea, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:03,
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No Mans Sky delayed
For extra polish. Only till August though.... for now
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 6:10,
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Poor bastards were just trying to make a fun game and the internet hyped it up so much that it's guaranteed to disappoint now
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:48,
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Defo this.
Although I'll probably still pick it up if it ever surfaces
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 11:57,
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Great premise
implementation looks fucking shite though
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:50,
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really cool puppet
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08,
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brilliant
I'd like to see that on some green screen. Very clever stuff
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:15,
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One of the best things I've seen in ages.
That is splendid.
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Varmint, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47,
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He'll soon turn into a crusty juggler cunt.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:00,
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or juggling
during music festivals.
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cunts
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:03,
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then he'll start playing a hang drum and wearing a woolly hat that looks like an upturned medieval iron pot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk3BvNLeNgw
You can almost smell the damp campfire aroma from here.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:42,
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campfire aroma body odour
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Varmint, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:19,
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Beautiful. Clever lad.
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presferatu, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:10,
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I WANT ONE!
Also: I had the music from the 90s Channel 4 animation season idents running through my mind the whole time. Anyone else?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:19,
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Amazing stuff, really liked it!
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:04,
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^ got talent
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:03,
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soon to have his idea stolen for a Citroën advert
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 28 May 2016, 5:58,
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Trippy
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 6:10,
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Oh ffsakes, just film it in portrait and ignore the B3ta 'landscape-only' screaming hipsters.
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Flash_Bastard, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:11,
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Bloody amazing
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:39,
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Smart little bastard.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 10:17,
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He can make himself a girlfriend now
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41,
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A really fucking massive 6502 CPU
Fuck, I'm a nerd, but this is a thing of beauty.
I'd like to see him build a humungous VIC 20 next.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:10,
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You fucking virgins
Etc
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:46,
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^This^
but only on the basis I have no idea what that PCB relates to, other than nerdism.
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Varmint, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:49,
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Awesome
By far one of my fave CPUs. 6809 is another that I miss.
Discrete transistor CPU makes me think of the days I spent keeping a Univac 1219 operational. Blinky lamps and lotsa buttons across the front, little boards of transistors, core memory and a heap of wire wrap inside.
Ok back I go into the room with the red door. Forget that I was even here.
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 28 May 2016, 2:22,
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how long till they make a wearable version of it?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:28,
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Is that the right link, or am I missing something?
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Varmint, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:52,
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this is kaputt
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:01,
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HA!
And well done him!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:12,
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Afterwards did he turn and say, "Zat iz why zay call me ze Heimlich" before walking down a row of people giving high fives?
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:23,
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Woot!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 27 May 2016, 21:03,
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Haha! Top stuff.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:17,
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imagine saving 100,000 lives
That's mental when you think about it
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:48,
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brings a lump to your throat
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 28 May 2016, 5:53,
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I'm all choked up here.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 10:16,
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hard to swallow the fact he hadnt done it before
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:30,
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lol
According to Roger White MD of the Mayo Clinic and American Heart Association (AHA),
"There was never any science here. Heimlich overpowered science all along the way with his slick tactics and intimidation, and everyone, including us at the AHA, caved in."
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:08,
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"Hilda! Hilda! Wake up!...
...I have invented a manoeuvre!"
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presferatu, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:40,
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Ha! Excellent.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:05,
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Well done Murica!
Grear product, shame about the name....
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:20,
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Fanny is a perfectly reasonable term for the hiney. And that thing is simply stupid and looks like a shite catcher.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:31,
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The what?!?!
The Hiney? What in the name of all that is holy is a hiney?
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:13,
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A cock?
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 28 May 2016, 6:01,
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A hiney. Short for the "hind end"
Example: I'm going to spank your little hiney.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:24,
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Women who tie sweatshirts around their waist already know this as the "Butt Curtain."
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:24,
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Hmm Flaps Jnr? Yewtreesque
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 27 May 2016, 20:51,
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It's all kicking off in Didsbury.
Wait. No it isn't.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:13,
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Lol. Didsbury pricks.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:05,
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Gunshots aren't an unreasonable assumption in Didsbury are they? I think it's safer to dive about Didsbury every single day than walk, frankly.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:29,
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DIVING
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imbatman, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:25,
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As it's a slow day
Have an opera cat.
warning: contains link to a vine
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:30,
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Hahahaha
That's great
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:47,
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Britten: The “greatest motorcycle ever built”?
what a gorgeous bike and what a statement of engineering.
Also the 2 stroke v4 500cc bikes are still alive and being rebuilt monthly just like the old days, unless they get a proper rebuild
www.2strokeworld.com/forum/index.php?topic=29785.0 for the build progress so far on the RZ500cc or what we civilized people would call a RD500.
also here www.rzrd500.com/500phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13781
video of first start
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myBMrqUSQE&feature=youtu.be
for a read and trawl through the photos of more speacial builds and 2 stroke garden shed rebuilds.Brings back many many happy memmorys of hot 2 strokes and sticky tyres. bugs in the teeth and flys wasps and or bees down the neck of your leather.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:17,
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In tenuously related news
Padgetts is going to run a Honda RC213V-S in the Isle of Man TT.
www.asphaltandrubber.com/racing/bruce-antsey-honda-rc213v-s-isle-man-tt/
That thing going full tilt should scare sheep wool-less.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:36,
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Blimey. Didn't realise Britten had died.
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m.auron, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:49,
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Looks a bit gay to me.
Give me a Bonneville any day.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:19,
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Bonneville trombone
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:38,
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trombone Cheney's dick.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:17,
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Gay is in the eye of the beholder I guess
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:54,
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Honda Melody
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:03,
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Puch Maxi in purple FTW!
6v electrics ahh what a wonderfull dim glow they gave.
Tick over? head light on? indicateing?
then the head light would fade and glow in time with the indicaters light on light off.
Once got stopped by Police on a bike with 6v electrics he wanted to know why i didnt have the headlight on and why it was flashing the oppasit of the indicator. Explained to him aboiut the short comings of 6v sytems had a laugh about it nd let me on my 16yo way
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:37,
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WTF
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:12,
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Watch that flubber fly!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:37,
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*empties the pool*
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:39,
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The movements he makes after launch are wonderful.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:04,
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a nd r
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:00,
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Wow I actually managed to decode that
*smug face*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:15,
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I came surprisingly fast to that...
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:54,
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Like a scaled up of version of when they slide the burgers down those things in McDonalds
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presferatu, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:12,
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SpaceX have got their act together eh?
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PooPants, Mon 30 May 2016, 3:34,
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That's actually quite a funny retort.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:16,
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^this
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:42,
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Comment 2 FTW
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:27,
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Needs more Kate Beckinsdale
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:56,
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Pfft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:59,
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Underworld are great
just not to look at. He makes a lovely ambient dance track seem so pretentious
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:26,
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A good example of "dadtronica" there.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:17,
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