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This is a normal post must be a brave bloke thats going to stick his tadger in there later
hope she washed hands properly before she went toilet RingStinger
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no doubt who the star of this is
She starts overreacting after the second chilli.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe just ill suited to the task, attire aside.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - they all look so miserable by the end of that.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's insane

I love spicy food, but fuck that.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post everyone in the audience should be yelling
destroy your asses!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was literally waiting for someone to have a heart attack watching that

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not figuratively waiting?
;-)
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fair contest
Even within the same breed the heat of a chilli varies a lot. They should make them drink extract instead.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post And rub it in their eyes right?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post a pipiette up the chaps eye

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
extract capsaicin solution
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have a Spice smoking competition next.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha that would be awesome

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And all for a grand prize of £50

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't even cover the cost of the reconstructive anal surgery

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheap bastards, didn't even give them any spring rolls or dumplings
I wonder if - afterwards - it's better to go spew it all out and burn your throat, or let it go through and burn you ring?

I'd be doing the spew myself.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that.
Spew for sure as there is no way you would want that passing through your body to it's horrible conclusion at the exit.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't think I'd fancy that lot re-emerging, now coated in bile.
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That poor asian woman looked like she was re-living her childhood in the hands of the Khmer Rouge.
Also, "Damn immigrants coming over here and taking our chili eating jobs!"
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watching pretty ladies
struggling to eat hot peppers. New fetish.
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a mate who was almost completely immune to chili heat
He could eat any amount of hot sauce or raw chilis. He's no longer with us, though, turns out he wasn't immune to almost any amount of vodka :(
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
I'd be out at the jalapeΓ±o!
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Doctor....
...there's seems to be quite a lot of blood, and fire in my stools"
(, Tue 31 May 2016, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a link post I don't know much about football but...

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lm1FL7gWl4
I'd never heard the original to other half of this mash til now
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I object to this objectification.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that one water balloon hitting her in the tit
seemed very out of place
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking News: John Terry completes transfer to Crystal Palace
He will have the Mums as well.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but that is not inspiring enough to make me cut a leg off, or take up football.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post but it's INCREDIBLE
can't you see the upper case letters?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must have found it underwhelming
due to the lack of inspirational music over the slow mo bit
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt even make my jaw drop
and for that reason i'm out
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least it didn't make your foot itch.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck are crutches permissible in the football match?
Sure, the chap's Mr. Hoppity but he's cheating.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games until he shoots his wife through the lavvy door.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comment of the week

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can he be nutmegged?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2nd Comment of the week

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any defender worth his salt would just swipe a crutch away.
Let's you hop around now, eh?

Plus, no tackle went in because, let's face it, you'd look a complete bastard if you slid in on him wouldn't you?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post so true

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Very quick speed painting... I made this!
...what I done this week of her with the dragons off of the telly.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skills, great work

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great image of a well fit bird.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Radiohead - doing it wrong and then right
also this from Adam Buxton www.instagram.com/p/BF6ctK2KymU/
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whine whine whine whine oooh oooh mumble shite

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enough about your toilet troubles
What did you think of the clip?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post MrP could've done better ;-)

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Adam Buxton clip is lovely

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://vimeo.com/1109226
still my favourite version
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Ivor Cutler I Ate a Ladies Bun Animation
Just stumbled upon this on youtube. Someone has animated Ivor Cutler's Poem: I Ate A Ladies Bun. Its sick! I know there are some Ivor Cutler fans around here. Pls Enjoy. 8 views only!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was delightful
Thank you
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ivor is ace

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for Ivor
and that's great cheers for finding it.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Click
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good Morning! How are you? SHUT UP.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ivor Cutler visited my primary school
He told us how much he hated kids, and read out some poems. I used to have a signed book as a souvenir, but I don't know what happened to it. This was, of course, quite some time ago...
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a link post No Mans Sky delayed
For extra polish. Only till August though.... for now
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor bastards were just trying to make a fun game and the internet hyped it up so much that it's guaranteed to disappoint now

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Defo this.
Although I'll probably still pick it up if it ever surfaces
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great premise
implementation looks fucking shite though
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a link post really cool puppet

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
I'd like to see that on some green screen. Very clever stuff
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best things I've seen in ages.
That is splendid.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll soon turn into a crusty juggler cunt.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post or juggling
during music festivals.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunts

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post then he'll start playing a hang drum and wearing a woolly hat that looks like an upturned medieval iron pot.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk3BvNLeNgw

You can almost smell the damp campfire aroma from here.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
campfire aroma body odour
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful. Clever lad.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT ONE!
Also: I had the music from the 90s Channel 4 animation season idents running through my mind the whole time. Anyone else?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Amazing stuff, really liked it!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ got talent

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post soon to have his idea stolen for a Citroën advert

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trippy

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh ffsakes, just film it in portrait and ignore the B3ta 'landscape-only' screaming hipsters.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody amazing

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smart little bastard.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can make himself a girlfriend now

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post A really fucking massive 6502 CPU
Fuck, I'm a nerd, but this is a thing of beauty.

I'd like to see him build a humungous VIC 20 next.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
twitter.com/TubeTimeUS/status/733476018598510592
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post imho nothing comes close to that
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/EPFL_CRAY-II_2.jpg
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking virgins
Etc
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
but only on the basis I have no idea what that PCB relates to, other than nerdism.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
By far one of my fave CPUs. 6809 is another that I miss.
Discrete transistor CPU makes me think of the days I spent keeping a Univac 1219 operational. Blinky lamps and lotsa buttons across the front, little boards of transistors, core memory and a heap of wire wrap inside.
Ok back I go into the room with the red door. Forget that I was even here.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post how long till they make a wearable version of it?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the right link, or am I missing something?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is kaputt

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
And well done him!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Afterwards did he turn and say, "Zat iz why zay call me ze Heimlich" before walking down a row of people giving high fives?

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woot!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Top stuff.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post imagine saving 100,000 lives
That's mental when you think about it
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post brings a lump to your throat

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 5:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all choked up here.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hard to swallow the fact he hadnt done it before

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
According to Roger White MD of the Mayo Clinic and American Heart Association (AHA),

"There was never any science here. Heimlich overpowered science all along the way with his slick tactics and intimidation, and everyone, including us at the AHA, caved in."
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hilda! Hilda! Wake up!...
...I have invented a manoeuvre!"
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Excellent.

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Well done Murica!
Grear product, shame about the name....
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fanny is a perfectly reasonable term for the hiney. And that thing is simply stupid and looks like a shite catcher.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The what?!?!
The Hiney? What in the name of all that is holy is a hiney?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cock?

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 6:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post A hiney. Short for the "hind end"
Example: I'm going to spank your little hiney.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women who tie sweatshirts around their waist already know this as the "Butt Curtain."

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm Flaps Jnr? Yewtreesque

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a link post It's all kicking off in Didsbury.
Wait. No it isn't.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol. Didsbury pricks.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gunshots aren't an unreasonable assumption in Didsbury are they? I think it's safer to dive about Didsbury every single day than walk, frankly.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post DIVING

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a link post As it's a slow day
Have an opera cat.
warning: contains link to a vine
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That's great
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Britten: The “greatest motorcycle ever built”?
what a gorgeous bike and what a statement of engineering.

Also the 2 stroke v4 500cc bikes are still alive and being rebuilt monthly just like the old days, unless they get a proper rebuild
www.2strokeworld.com/forum/index.php?topic=29785.0 for the build progress so far on the RZ500cc or what we civilized people would call a RD500.

also here www.rzrd500.com/500phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13781
video of first start
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myBMrqUSQE&feature=youtu.be

for a read and trawl through the photos of more speacial builds and 2 stroke garden shed rebuilds.Brings back many many happy memmorys of hot 2 strokes and sticky tyres. bugs in the teeth and flys wasps and or bees down the neck of your leather.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post In tenuously related news
Padgetts is going to run a Honda RC213V-S in the Isle of Man TT.
www.asphaltandrubber.com/racing/bruce-antsey-honda-rc213v-s-isle-man-tt/
That thing going full tilt should scare sheep wool-less.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey. Didn't realise Britten had died.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a bit gay to me.
Give me a Bonneville any day.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bonneville trombone
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
trombone Cheney's dick.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gay is in the eye of the beholder I guess

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honda Melody

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Puch Maxi in purple FTW!
6v electrics ahh what a wonderfull dim glow they gave.
Tick over? head light on? indicateing?
then the head light would fade and glow in time with the indicaters light on light off.
Once got stopped by Police on a bike with 6v electrics he wanted to know why i didnt have the headlight on and why it was flashing the oppasit of the indicator. Explained to him aboiut the short comings of 6v sytems had a laugh about it nd let me on my 16yo way
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my opinion
It's this www.gizmag.com/ducati-desmosedici-ncr-m16-streetfighter-motogp/15551/
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Watch that flubber fly!

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *empties the pool*
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The movements he makes after launch are wonderful.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a nd r
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow I actually managed to decode that
*smug face*
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I came surprisingly fast to that...

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a scaled up of version of when they slide the burgers down those things in McDonalds

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post SpaceX have got their act together eh?

(, Mon 30 May 2016, 3:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Huddersfield newspaper butthurt about the Daily Mash.
Article they're annoyed about.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's actually quite a funny retort.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comment 2 FTW

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Some Underworld

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Kate Beckinsdale

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Underworld are great
just not to look at. He makes a lovely ambient dance track seem so pretentious
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good example of "dadtronica" there.

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:17, , Reply)

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