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This is a normal post That's a lot of work right there.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you quoting his Mexican wall project's slogan?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you just wank him off

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post loving the hans gruber

(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Noise Of The Hams.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are people so obsessed with this Trump person?
Does the whole fucking world need to know the American elections are coming?
Is it really this much of a deal?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post normally I'd agree
but the guy's practically a fascist, and now we're leaving Europe our 'special relationship' will only get special-er
 (horrid, Fri 22 Jul 2016, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post My Japanese is rusty
Has someone been putting sofas at bus stops? If so, good on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking them away more like
and replacing them with the shite we have over here.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post .
They've got bigger things to be worried about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they at least cast an asian to play Gojira?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an allegory of Mangy Thatcher last epic dementia and steriod fuelled binge drinking night out
Well it DOES look like her.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Happosai appears.
Soon to be gone
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ?!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Tail is too long...

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Grodd dammit
Why don't these movie get released here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fly tipping is no laughing matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And you should only do it when they provide exceptionally good service.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post Liberal Redneck on BLM NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of my brother in law.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as he doesn't remind you of your cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They're the same person

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit harsh.
But made me lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post no offense meant at all x

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post None taken. :)
I was kidding about the harsh bit. 'I'm my own grandpaw', is a song all of my kids know by heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot dang that's some funny 'n' thoughtful shit right there

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post His channel's got some pretty good stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep...
Some lovely joined-up thinking disguised as a Redneck rant. Love his stuff.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Click.

(TSLunch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
He even talks about Brexit and the South 'cookin' up a dipshit pie' and following our sorry asses:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61vMiwJzf6E
 (mersault, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Boy I tell ya hwhat...
 (Conthortius, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post BREAKING NEWS
Man finds way to attract views on Youtube.
Scientists baffled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Mom and three daughters scantily dressed and stabbed
not a porn title, but the new order of things. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...suspicious.
1) He had same name as the guy in Nice ("Muhammed")

2) He shouted Allahu Akbar

3) He started killing people

Am I being paranoid here, but does no-one else see the similarities? Could this be a conspiracy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post where does it say this?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I tell a lie, that was the Afghani in Germany.
Mea culpa.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You nearly had a limerick there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A beardy Irishman you mean
Thant went all stabby with tales of Fairies and Changelings?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
There once was a man named O'Rourke
Who fancied loose women and pork
While away at work
They were stabbed by a jerk
And he was left only holding the fork.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
There was a young man called Nerkin,
Who couldn't stop jerkin' his gherkin,
His brother said, "Nerkin,"
"Stop jerkin' yer gherkin,"
"Yer gherkin's fer ferkin', not jerkin'"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAll to the open baAAAAAR!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Top colouring in!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are everywhere, just like those beardy killer
"composes 999 frantically"
"Spills coffee"
"Goes into a rage"
"Stabs random person"
"Finger paints Isis flag with gouache"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I do have a beard... and Irish ancestry... and I am drinking a beer.... the signs are all there.
For bonus points you might enjoy colouring in this woodcut of my ancestors throwing a French man overboard after stealing his boat...



You're french, n'est pas? Can you swim? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that what they did to St Gildas (my namesake)?
Made him attempt to swim back to the continent.
I see a pattern here.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know much about saints.
But this guy sank whilst they toasted him with rum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So this when you lot were still English
Or only just, left to starve like the other colonised yocals?
Yet still doing your masters work against the French?

God lads, have a bone :)


Kidding,
But it's funny how the south coast of England then, was about as safe as the north coast of Somalia is now...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It was 1726, the Irish weren't allowed to own land if they were Catholics, so many young men turned to piracy rather than be poverty stricken.
Weirdly there was a warrant out for their arrest and summary execution in England, but seeing as they were looking for them in Ireland, the ancestor that survived hid out in england and changed the last two letters of his surname. Criminal mastermind!

They were actually trying to trade up pirate ships to plunder Newfoundland, but they only fucked about in the British Channel for a bit killing a French crew, an Englishman and some Dutch people. Great bunch o lads :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they manage to level up?
Sound like Pokemon Go but with forrins.

And you drown the pokémons.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ish. One was arrested with 6 pistols on him and portmanteau filled with silk pantaloons. That's pretty L33T.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Collecting artifact before going after the Level Boss?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Level boss was called Typhus. Flintlock was ineffective.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironicaly
French hygiene killed them.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky bastards!
Playing the long game!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting how the same story differs
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36837108
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting indeed. Does one believe the prosecutor or the deputy mayor?
Certainly not the first time news has been sanitized. www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/swedish-police-accused-cover-up-sex-attacks-refugees-festival

More than anything, it is just sad to think that we're regressing to the 1820s with swimwear. Maybe that's a personal complaint.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Metro is utter, utter wank. Its essentially news for 'Lads'.
It's about as reliable as using a tits mag to keep up with accurate coverage of events.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Perfect for merkins who have trouble with long words.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The story is out there in various formats by various news outlets.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-fighting-life-after-mum-8448196

https://www.rt.com/news/352066-france-stab-woman-daughters/

But, it could all be a misunderstanding as to why he stabbed four women.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
the overall tone of the article does seem to fit with that description.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dennis Thatcher, eat your heart out.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Good comments:
Conor Hogan · London, United Kingdom
Body shaming is a two way street you know, your sarcastic comment on his body shape is embarrassing. Yes I get the satire of the article however if a journalist had made a snide comment like that about the body shape of a First Lady the whole of the U.K. Would be in uproar. Double standards to go with the usual gutter journalism

Metro
*sigh*
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the torygraph,
They also report the prosecutor has denied the attack was because of what they were wearing.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/19/man-stabs-french-woman-and-her-three-daughters-for-being-scantil/

It goes on to say how the Moroccan was there on holiday with his family, and the woman he stabbed had helped him the day before when he became ill. So don't worry, it's not religiously motivated. It's all perfectly normal behaviour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that annoys me about a lot of these news reports
Is how they always seem to mention that the perpetrator has shown a recent interest in Islamic State.
Who the fuck hasn't shown an interest? I'm sure if you got an electronic forensics team to have a rattle around the vast majority of people's computers, you'd find evidence they'd been researching Islamic State to one degree or another.
I'm pretty fucking certain that if I went on a killing spree - being a white Scottish bloke, that the my Internet history pointing to videos of executions on Liveleak and visits to IS affiliated websites would be regarded as entirely irrelevant for the most part.
I can only imagine that Muslims are going to show just as much interest in the goings on of these arseholes, considering its much closer to home for them.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Would you like some ice cream?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like that's the worst thing in your search history.
"He showed a recent interest in Islamic State. And being pooed on by fat ladies"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP HACKING ME

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh you tiresome cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bowie's finest hour.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1394173#post1394230
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post it didn’t hurt because she has no teeth.
Florida, you are wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Florida keepin it classy as always

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a keeper
the five-foot, 300-pound woman ball
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Five-foot, 300-pound woman
Isn't that the average there?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post poor fucker
I bet her life has been one disappointing headwreck to the next
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post though,
she does look pleased with herself in her mugshot.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if she's free on Saturday...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post if they still have her, you could post her bail
www.colliersheriff.org/my-ccso/corrections
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah. but only in a sort of...
"well i just shat myself, see how you fuckers like clearing that up" kinda way
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
true.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Threatening to discharge a destructive device
Tee hee
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Propane propane...
...time to start the game
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 20 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Lots of migrants have barricaded themselves inside an italian refugee centre
And are demanding things, like a free holiday to Germany and probably playstations and kittens.

Personally I'd just leave them barricaded up. They'll give up the second someone waves a hotdog in their direction anyway.

Warning Daily Heil.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Their website looks like it was designed by someone having an epileptic fit.

(Banjo Rising, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cranley found a new job then?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
many parts of Southern Italy are pretty much the Third World. Would be a bit of a kicker to have got stuck there when you were looking for a better life.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorrento is just lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong there.
The Amalfi coast is stunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we just take a minute to appreciate one line from that story?
"About 853,000 migrants arrived in Greece in 2015, compared to 34,400 in 2014"
Kinda puts the 3000 people in the Calais jungle that Cameron described as "a horde" into some sort of perspective...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Italy isnt in Greece

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed not relevant to the story, but I thought relevant nevertheless!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post Unusual Zika case baffles scientists.
Scientists in question clearly idiots.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post could you say they were Small minded?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Frontal lobe shrinkage due to shock
and/or zika.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You may enjoy this
thecomeback.com/golf/bubba-watson-zika-olympics-golf.html

I saw him say this live, I think only I laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of CDC Experts
in that article.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The carer had sex with mosquitoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post bummer

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post pardon my ignorance
but if carer had an open wound on their hand and were cleaning up fresh blood would they not get infected?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true.
Or, if they were wanking off the old man and his spoodge got into that open wound that would also be a possible explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post what about if the carer was tucking into a plate of his turds
and some of the jizz gravy accidentally squirted in their eye?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, well as men of science we can't rule out any possible transmission vector.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If in Florida
A distinct possibility.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Penguins in the forest !
didnt know i didnt know this
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
:)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice! I like reading about unspoiled lands.
You ever heard of North Sentinel Island? It's got a uncontacted tribe that stay uncontacted by killing anyone who ever sets foot on their land...

northsentinelisland.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hadnt heard of them or there way of life but i have just booked my mother in law on a scientific visit

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtube.com/watch?v=-GnLDJAgrws
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Winston Churchill's speeches were read by an actor. Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
I see that David Irving's back in the fold as a respectable historian. In the Guardian, of all places.

When did that happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Quite right. 2000. Sorry to have bothered you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't worry
16 years old or not, I didn't know this. Interesting article.

But even in 2000 Irving's name was mud, wasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post LOOK, I'VE SAID SORRY. HE'S A DICK, OK? PISSFLAPS MADE ME DO IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post With what? A wave of his magic wang?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist, homophobic, obese twat.
Lauded by numerous members of the British public because "He won the war, innit?", accused of having someone else do all his hard work.
Well I never!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reading Alanbrooke's War Diaries at the moment
Churchill drove him mad with frustration. Here's a quote:

"He knows no details, has only got half the picture in his mind, talks absurdities and makes my blood boil to listen to his nonsense...And the wonderful thing is that 3/4 of the population of the world imagine Winston Churchill is one of the great Strategists of History, a second Marlborough, and the other 1/4 have no conception what a public menace he is."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He was alson fully aware of the Soviet threat to the balkans and wanted to send troops to the rtegion to stop the red menace from spreading to far south
but was over ruled and had to settle for the italian campaign instead.

He was the man this country needed at the time and drew enough support from accros the board to get us in a position to kick old uncle adolf in his knackers after swaying the Americans that germany first was the way to go and not not Japan first as most of the American military wanted
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Biggest contributions, as I see it
Was the will to go on in 1940, the speeches, and the tireless fostering of the alliance. He's constantly sailing the Atlantic to see Roosevelt, or taking the North Cape route to Moscow, or flying to Casablanca, Tehran, Yalta for conferences. No wonder he had a couple of strokes during the war, which is never talked about.

When it came to strategy, though, he was a menace. Simple concept: maximise concentration of force against enemy. All his plans for peripheral operations in Norway and the Balkans were either romantic, or strategically foolish, or both.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The Goodies worked that one out
way back....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwx4x76oW9Q&list=RDowvVzSAKQRw
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Shower Surprise
seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post From the preview,
I assumed a bonus penis would be making an entrance.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this was the opening to the classic film with Dirk Bogard and Lorreta Lynn with a cameo appearance of Taylor swift in the 1923 classic dvd release of Shes got Male
available in all good pound stores
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That gave me a hard off

(Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Not Alone - The Indelicates
I just love this band
(becomingbatman, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Six Million Peso Man.
Trump will shit himself if he sees this.

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVs7DPfTpnk
(Banjo Rising, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post guess there's no such thing as "new ideas"
well, that or seth green only recently got around to watching goodness gracious me...

alternate link
 (I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Shame on Michelle for nicking all of Melania's words
those anti-trumpers will stop at nothing
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I, Robot

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I, Trump.

(Banjo Rising, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i dun a poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Just need a Mexican to empty that potty now.

(Banjo Rising, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And build a wall of poo

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't be so vulgar as to suggest it's purely poop, there is vomit and sweat of migrant workers building the wall.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And their unwanted corpses in the fondations.
Or in Pissflaps cellar.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I want to do a poo at Pauls house
 (Conthortius, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Melania bug

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Trump is fruity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post fruit
loopy
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a theory that she may just be in it for the money.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You cynical devil.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I applaud her entrepreneurial spirit, and that of every other economic migrant just like her, just as Donald himself does.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's looking increasingly like this was a sabotage by the script writers
God on 'em
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post tragically, I think Trump will win

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "vwhen I met my husband, Mister Trunp, I knew it voz love at first sight. He said I voz best woman in Catalogue"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post she sounds like she's auditioning for a bond film

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Now tell me Melania, what first attracted you to the billionaire Donald Trump?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post too soon...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like more of the war on women. The media didn't blink when Obama, Hillary or Biden did.
www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/19/melania-trump-plagiarism-hillary-biden-barack-michelle/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
THE LOONEY LEFTY COMMIES DID IT FIRST!!!!YET AGAIN!!!
Oh you tiresome cunt.
Oh and don't link you pathetic right wing hate sites here thank you.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "Their side is bad! Oh, wait my side did it first and much worse? Their side is 'looney', 'bigoted', 'hate-filled' and 'tiresome'"
How dare those racist misogynists point out the beam in my eyes?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Breitbart?
The ones that published the hateful anti-female shit by Milo "definition of self-hatred" Yiannopoulis:

...that led to this?
Leslie Jones hounded off twitter

Fuck off with that worse-than-Daily-Mail arsefest.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see all the people posting sexy pics of Melania Trump, implying that she's not qualified to be first lady. Talk about woman hating.
I've seen other critics make similar complaints about Ghostbusters. Why did you not include them?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
The people doing that about Melania are also awful. Of course they are.

Yes, other people have made hideous complaints about Ghostbusters, but my complaint is that Breitbart stoops so low as to PUBLISH them: that is not the behaviour anyone should expect of something that claims to be a news outlet.

I can continue to give further examples of Breitbart's shittiness if you want, but you're not here to have a conversation, are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure. How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And, Twitter has banned that guy for life for this.
They allow people who threaten to kill cops, but gay conservatives are too much for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
THE LOONEY LEFTY COMMIES DID IT FIRST!!!!YET AGAIN!!!
Oh you tiresome cunt.
USA! USA! USA!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VitzVs4bOzU
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Breitbart also likes to claim 1950s music theorists were trying to spread necrophilia
"Theodor Adorno promoted degenerate atonal music to induce mental illness, including necrophilia, on a large scale."

www.breitbart.com/london/2015/02/04/for-the-first-time-in-history-conservatives-are-at-the-forefront-of-the-cultural-revolution/
 (chompedhomas, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 7:17, Reply)
This is a link post I know it seems to be 70s day
But have some Eiighites.
Wonder why this popped into my head...
Used to go to a pub on edinburgh's Lothian Road to watch this only the video juke box in town. Boy were we to of place...espadrilles left right and centre - wait who are those guys in docs and black combat trousers?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I had an unexpectedly
difficult task trying to persuade the the DJ at The Limit, Sheffield to play this New Year's Eve 1989.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Killing Joke
Happy Days
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jul 2016, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Wot? No Brexit political argument on /links today?
Have a surprisingly good summation of the state of play...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Guardian more optimistic but still grasping at straws. It seems every day they have a 'it can't happen' article
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/19/second-referendum-britain-eu-leaders-listen
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What is there to debate?
Everything is going to be perfect soon, just like it used to be.
 (Banjo Rising, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there's some valid points there but the writing style is very grating.
I expect more from a quality news outlet like that.

Also looks like we've been naughty and flashing our knickers at other countries before the divorce is over.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36818055
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Article fails to mention FTSE100 is now above pre-Brexit levels and FTSE250 has nearly recovered... £ is still down though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The two things are not unrelated but
at least people with money to invest don't think it's the end of the British economy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post we are still pre-Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. Far too soon to understand the implications and get all over excited.
I can't quite understand the pre-negotiation panic. My missus works for Manc Uni and the departments have been told by the Chancellor that budgets will be cut because of Brexit... Seems a bit premature.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Expect big cuts to arts and social sciences or anything deemed worthless by crashing idiots like Andrea Leadsom

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post She's the Minister for the Environment now.
She'll be too busy slashing feed in tariffs and ignoring reports against fracking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
And pleasing the general public by bringing back fox hunting for the toffs to enjoy.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Given how much academic funding comes from the EU
it's almost inevitable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It just feels like everything is fucked

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
The real bloodletting'll happen when Art 50 is invoked.

As for the FTSE being up - well, some companies are. Others are really suffering: the FTSE simply aggregates that, and so hides big differences. Add to that the fact that there will have been people looking for a bargain post-fall (and for shares priced in sterling, there's no shortage...), and it's unsurprising that the market had a bounce.

Whether it's more than a bounce is a different matter entirely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post WTFAYBOA?
It's all sunshine and unicorns now m8! #soreloser
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! That cheered me RIGHT up!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I almost put a link to that British ARM chip design company being bought by the Japanese
And how it was due to brexit devaluing the pound.
But then I never done it.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it's those 'experts' again
when are they going to fuck off with their expertise back to Expertstan the highly respected, erudite cunts?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Three people have died in a shooting near a swimming pool in Lincolnshire at about 09:00 BST
Anything America can do...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post May mate
was swimming there today when it got evacuated. He thought a kid had done a turd in the pool and was completely unaware of anything more until ushered out of the baths in front of the 3 bodies.
 (Minkster, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to re-read that,
Thought you were blaming Theresa :)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post #corpsesneedpooltimeto

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post o

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Drip Drop Music I made this!
a little piece i just finished with my dripping kitchen tap... thanks for watching please share with random people on the street
(pi bennett, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whooop !
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
now time to fix that tap
 (pi bennett, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hats off
Great work. Massive klik.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post sweet
and now I need a piss
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
That is ace. Are they all genuine sounds made by dripping water? Reminds me of some Cornelius stuff
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
everything - but then EQ'd and some time stretching - like of the balloon bass
 (pi bennett, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
marvellous!
 (clunk, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post very Jackson Pollock!
Tops.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post feeling the bassline :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I predict unscrupulous ad agencies nicking your idea to sell washing up liquid in 5... 4... 3... 2...
 (I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, or
maybe for a plumbing company
 (pi bennett, Thu 21 Jul 2016, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post Auntie Beryl

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's aged well

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love Peckham, never looked better
 (becomingbatman, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha I remember that

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' Performed on Floppy Disc Readers
^ ^ that
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post these things need to up their game and try synthesising human voices

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon they could do Dalek easily.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a lot like this
Nostalgia
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post When i see these type of vids..
I'm always torn between being impressed and thinking what's the fucking point?
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post can't that be said for 99% of everything?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Its good...
but he ain't gonna get Kurt Cobain to do the vocal along with it, so it will never be as cool as the Tainted Love one.

https://youtu.be/QByS2UdrTt8
 (champagnerocker, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Do a link to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:29, Reply)

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