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This is a link post Misleading/inaccurate Headline #739
And the kids' mom sounds like a real catch.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand your take on this

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand his take on anything much,
but the gay bum sex jokes are always hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The headline said she was threatened to be arrested for theft. That's not what the article said.
"Words of advice have been offered to take steps to resolve the matter."

And I was flabbergasted at a mother who would call cops because someone didn't take the action to go out and return her urchins' balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I am friends with three pigs (coppers)
They all hate the fact that in this country they are increasingly little more than social workers with the power of arrest. All parties in this story, mother, neighbour and fuzz, are utterly pathetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another example of your lowbrow input that I don't get.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My lowbrowness has disturbed the tenor of your ways, and for this I apologize.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post apologiSe.
forgiven.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
She interests me strangely
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
/golfball-garden hose
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you may have some issues

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit she was on this morning the other day being interviewed by that fat Manc bastard Eamon Holmes and his wife.
You want to see her boyfriend. I haven't watched your video but if he's in it he's fucking ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not calling GC on that, because there are moving pictures
but Ms Creosote made an appearance here a couple of days ago:

www.b3ta.com/links/Um:10

Like Trump in drag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post what language is that?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post her 'doctor's license should be suspended on the spot, if he even has one
the thing she is taking is not permitted for human use anywhere
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
I'd want a conclusive DNA test before I'd declare that human.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post pff

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what?
That bloke in the Cuprinol ads swears by the stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post In fact didn't that up there used to BE the bloke in the Cuprinol ads?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wood not.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Where does Cuprinol rank on the Dickinson scale?

(enginelights It's not Bruce, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Between Dick and inson?
Edit: Family names usually have some basis in the life of the ancestors...
Woodman, Smith, Staff, Archer etc. But Dickinson?
That's some fucked up ancestry.

Edit edit: why does Autocorrect remove random pronouns & other short link words?
Ruins sorry attempt jokes.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Dickinson's about Cuprinol Pine.
That up there is Cuprinol Ebony.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
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Write up version: www.b3ta.com/links/Um:10
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
They're both mental
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote something in here last week about cosmetic surgery making people look worse than they did before

...case in point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
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More like 'Barbie-cue'!

Her sinister boyfriend looks like a cross between Augustus Gloop and Auric Goldfinger.
 (chuffster, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
This is a link post It's Avril 14th!
Make sure you pretend to be in an indie film trailer today.

EDIT: Changed the link to a higher quality version
(WiggZ, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:40, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Large image is large.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this one

(Sherbs, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 5:07, Reply)
This is a link post bwarm

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lookin' good
(apart from those Resistance frigate things, they're a bit hmmmm)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I see all:
Fisher trains Ridley.
Driver goes full Vader.
Boyega, the breakout star of the last one, gets a much reduced role because Chinese audiences fear the black devils.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think they fear the overexcited forced comedy he brings.
 (loci, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one?
For fucks sake
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post There's at least another three in the works
But the good news is you're not obliged to watch them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I have it on good authority Disney plan on making a film every year for the foreseeable future.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads news*
So, three then?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Try eleventy.
Every year there's going to be either a spin off or a numbered one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Spin off wars?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ham solo next year, the ep 9, then maybe a Boba Fett one, then so 10...
It's not been established what happened between 4 and 5 with Jaja bunks so he'll get his own maybe which will be fun...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I meant society ending wars.
Sound jam packed!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've yet to see one
The surrounding hype however, is difficult to avoid
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:09, Reply)
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i.imgur.com/vkeIUDJ.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
At least it's not Red Dwarf
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
Very awesome.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only been back a couple of years and I'm already bored to the tits with it.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
Watched Rogue One at home and was glad I hadn't made the cinema effort.
Totally forgettable, as was the other one. Just about remember that Han Solo died in it, that's about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Just watched Rogue One for the first time today and had to do it in two sittings due to extreme tedium. The end was the best bit so I was glad I stuck it out but OHMYGOD the first hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got drunk and watched it.
I thought there was a lot of 'recycled' dialogue from proper star wars.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, he's only gonna Lucas it all up again.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:21, Reply)
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Oh god yes
 (becomingbatman, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 0:18, Reply)
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Looks shit
 (Mark Barber's dirty secret, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not watching any of that, I'll be patient till December

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Easter! NSFW I made this!
I could not resist to animate this odd old postcard. Sorry it is rather predictable.

A happy Easter to all of you!

(BTW could anyone be so kind and explain why it is only my videos that refuse to appear inline on b3ta.com?)
Update: Problem solved - thanks to several B3tans.
(Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Shortened url embed does not. Some devices use them automatically, they do.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Long URL doesn't do the trick either
The long URL with "watch?v=..." doesn't do the trick either - at least not when I do it :-(
 (Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Because b3ta hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Change the URL to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwgSdmAo28
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this!
you need to take off the &feature bit
try replacing the link you posted with this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwgSdmAo28
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it worked!
Thanks for the help - all of you.
 (Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post use the long link Luke
instead of youtu.be/1xwgSdmAo28
use www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwgSdmAo28
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You can reverse search by going to dailymotion and it will bring you back to youtube
Use this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that.

(immadme, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Puss!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Delivery driver puts out fire and saves family. News at 11.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post Death to Furby!
I can think of a few politicians who deserve this.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than expected.
The facial expression...
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Without sound that is quite disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor! If I had ANY sort of funds I'd book a flight. Proper gorge that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would call that a canyon.
THIS is a gorge: rob.com/bream/pix/var/albums/The-West-11/Taos-%26-Rio-Grande-Gorge/SDC14208.JPG?m=1318614750
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I set em up. You knock em down. Perfect!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
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Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin' pin.
Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin. They just won't let you be, oh no.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to get some sleep before I travel

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You're sick of hanging around, you'd like to travel

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Outrageous.
I hope the Flower Riot Police are on their way to Bitter Creek Wildlife Refuge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And just how does this indicate that Global Warming is 'over', exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Your lack of sceintific understanding is disturbing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. I understand cliamtology perfectly well.
You however, don't seem to. Even if I can't spell climatology after a shitload of booze.
Let's try to make this easy for you to understand, mmmkay? A SINGLE 'wet' winter in a SINGLE region, after a four year drought is NOT an indication that global warming has ended, just as a four year drought in a SINGLE region is NOT in and of itself an indicator OF global warming.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It so is
Belief in man made climate change also gives babies autism
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And it gave Jonathon Ross AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post HURRAH FOR MAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no such thing as autism.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I miss the space shots? Do they mean by satellites?
If so you can probably see my willy from space thanks to modern technology (pumps).
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 7:17, Reply)
This is a link post Knockers NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS PROPAGANDA NETWORK NEWSFLASH!(^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^) LOVE US PUNY MAMMALS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
Happy Friday, Stuj!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post :( TERRIBLE BULLYING!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What thee fuck is this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You would think an entomolololologist would be a bit more careful.
One member of the expedition team, San Diego Natural History Museum field entomologist Jim Berrian, noted that he was bitten by the newly discovered spider: “I’m still alive,” he said in a statement.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Office lols

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS USES NON-LETHAL FORCE ON TRESPASSERS WHEN THE SITUATION ALLOWS MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
You're 47 years old
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but he's Welsh.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That means you are free to bum him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No. He's got to pay his 11p, just like the rest of you.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) AND YOU HAVE NUMEROUS RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST YOU FOR TRYING TO KIDNAP JAPANESE POP-SINGERS!
(^(^;;^)^) ALSO: SCOTTISH!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Dream Catcher NSFW I made this!
Made possibly our scariest comedy short ever, really freaky. Also, if you like horror movies there's some real Argento and Goblin vibes going on
(becomingbatman, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That did not go the way I was expecting :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post more argento pls

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Bedside Stella

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post premium european lager, appreciate the finer things in life :D

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Watered down in Britain thanks to the fucking health-nazis and nanny-stater cunts.
sadtimes. I miss my 5.2% beathewife.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, I never had it. But I find it's convulted idenity/branding/reality split funny.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing with old full-strength Stella was that it WOULD flip a switch in your brain at some random point after about the seventh or eigth pint.
And that was why it was beloved by all.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post delivery worldwide
store.belgianshop.com/pils/1728-stella-artois-52-14l.html

I wonder what started it's reputation. Even at 5.2 ABV it's still far from typical
strong euro lagers which are usually substantially above 5.8-6 ABV as regular (not
light) lagers can be 5.5-6 ABV already.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 23:24, Reply)
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I'm just glad the bedside Stella was spotted
 (becomingbatman, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post Fantastic Fashion (mashup) NSFW I made this!
Mashup made for the Imagine Film Festival in Amsterdam. 37 Films in 2 minutes!
(friendlyghost, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Is it really worth it?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Managed until 1:38
"Because of the EU, we've had 70 years of peace."

Tell that to the Yugoslavians, the Irish, the Italians, anyone in the Eastern Bloc...

Although I imagine this is the sort of simplistic shit that goes down a storm on Facebook.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure there haven't been any international wars between EU members, which was the point.
Ireland and Yugoslavia were internal, Italy's war completely passed me by, and the Eastern Bloc weren't even in the EU.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ireland's war was internal?
I think those on the British mainland who were attacked or killed might disagree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And it was supported by the Americans.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Was the government of the Republic of Ireland at war with the government of the UK?
No.

Was the IRA et.al. acting on the instructions of either government?

No.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily true of some of the "loyalist" groupings at times

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Anni di piombo
And Baader-Meinhof...and ETA...and OAS / FLN...

There are many good arguments for the EU, but the "70 years of peace" is disingenuous in the extreme. It ignores American nukes and cruise missiles, MAD etc., which pretty much guaranteed peace for the first 50 years or so of that.

States fight when it's in their interest. With luck, the collapse of the EU will lead to a new round of European wars, clear out the dead wood, cut down the population, lead to new scientific advances, send much of today's feckless welfare scum off to die as cannon fodder, and finally get rid of the epidemic of self-absorption that leads to such modern maladies as depression and gender fluidity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post VOTE MR MANN!
MR MANN! THE VOICE OF REASON!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us how you really feel.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post because people who've experienced modern warfare never suffer from things like depression do they?
I think you / your spawn should enlist if you think combat is so beneficial to the soul. Bin the tragic office job and the Mondeo, lose a few pounds, see the world
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post PTSD is a *good* reason for depression
"Oooh, I'm a bit unsatisfied with my life, and everyone else is having a better time according to their Facebook pictures" is a *bad* reason to be depressed.

Also, nowhere did I say combat benefited individuals, mongchops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You do not have permission to access this page or file Data files must be stored on the same site they are linked from. Thank you for using 50megs

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually the EU won the Nobel peace prize in 2012 so it must be true.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It is simplistic. And it admits it's bias. Nicely done still.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yugoslavia happend like a decade before those states even joined the EU.
Apparently you misunderstood what they are saying at 1:38. It doesn't make any "disingenuous" claims of peace on the European continent.

The point they are making is that there has not been a single war between member states of the Union; something that used to be a common occurrence.

Hey, just two weeks ago Spanish warships where intercepted by the Royal Navy at Gibraltar. This would have been unthinkable pre Brexit. Suddenly it matters again to whom some shitty rock belongs. Go figure.
 (eax, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched the video
But the "EU creates peace" seems like a chicken and egg scenario. The EU might have created conditions that made war between members less likely. On the other hand the EU might have flourished because the member states had cordial relations. Probably a bit of both.
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unthinkable pre Brexit"
That's totally untrue. There have been similar skirmishes many times over the years long before Brexit. Why do you remainers lie all the time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Those skirmishes have a different quality now
Unthinkable in the sense that shit like this might actually escalate. Nukes are great to keep the commies out but aren't really much so of a deterrent for minor conflicts. Thatcher didn't nuke Argentina either. Would have been fucking unreasonble wouldn't it?

Not a remainer, not a even a Brit. Tho a little bit peeved that you send all those sweet moneys to the NHS now...
 (eax, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The idea that anything would escalate
beyond a bit of posturing brinkmanship is hysterical nonsense. Your invocation of nukes is absurd. Next you'll start bringing up Hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why do you remainers lie all the time?"
Ahem... "£350 million a week"
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1433474
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck are you babbling on about?
'Unthinkable pre-Brexit'? Google Spanish incursions into Gibraltan waters you utter fuck-knuckle. The Dagos have been doing this for fucking decades. And the Royal Navy has intercepted them every single time.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Except if the decks are loaded with cigarette and spirit crates that is.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm talking about the actual Spanish Navy.
The Royal Navy's only interested in intercepting smugglers when the sailors are running low on coke. *coughHMSLIVERPOOLcough*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
EU can't even stop genocide on its borders.

Bodes well for this summer's refugee influx.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But its better to genocide them BEFORE they get in.
All our best genocides were done abroad.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Apr 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *vomits steaming bile*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *watches, points and laughs*
...

*drinks*
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post guy builds iphone from shenzhen parts
I built a couple of pcs from bits bought at Mong Kok's golden market when I lived in HK. This guy says I could probably do this. I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done a few screen replacements, a total build can't be much harder.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post this has inspired me to have a go at making my own clothes
*montage of 3 weeks spent haggling with old ladies in charity shops for 2nd hand trousers*

Well, it looks like I finally have all the components, lets see if I can put it all together..

*timelapse of me getting dressed with heroic soundtrack*

but wait, something's wrong.. these trousers keep falling down. I must go back to scope and get some expert advice

*walks into scope with trousers round ankles. Comes out with a belt*

Success! Now to finish putting these clothes together..
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bag it up and sell as a kit
Would amuse me for an afternoon putting one together.
He effectively assembled a kit. Getting all the pieces was the hard part though.

I still think he should have gone for the bare board and components.
Used to enjoy board rework using a microscope with a video head. Poke component into place, squirt dots of solder paste and reflow with tiny nozzle hot air gun.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 14 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post imei?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, so they've done all the hard work for him.
and s/n / imei is probably some blacklisted/stolen one.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sneaky Wintergatan Marble Machine @18:35...

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Sandling's Perfect Movie
Delightfully home-made comedy pilot.
Features Phill Jupitus and Tom Selleck's moustache.

Ignore the preview image. It plays.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Tickle me Elmo
without its fur. Truly, truly horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post baggsy me with first dibs on his legs

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a "where are they now" video...
...after this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think I'll EVER sleep again.
thanks, Happosai


thapposai
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I didn't know Elmo was a Buddhist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Kill it, kill it with tickling
 (becomingbatman, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post One of the reasons why i am going to have my right leg amputated below the knee
Well been a week since i was last on here and told you about the operation that i am going to have.
this morning i recived my letter of admission to Northampton General Hospital for the amputaion to take place on the 25th of April.

I have to go for a pre op assesment on the 18th of April so they can check to see if i am am who i say i am that i am infact alive and well(ish) and that the condition is not getting any better, and after that it is of the hospital for removal of the infected,ouzing, turbid,foul,stinking mess that is currently my right ankle.

spoke to the surgeon on monday and was told that the operation will be around 45-60 mins and then 7 days on the wards and possibly even a bed of my own and not a trolley.
I did ask him a couple of questions about the whole thing and was generaly left feeling confident that he would be able to tell his left from his right and his top from his bottom, although alarmingly he couldnt tell his arse from his elbowe by all acounts.

I did ask if i could keep the leg after it had been defleshed and cleaned but was told in a rather shouty tone NO and when i asked him about going swimming afterwards what effect would it have on me in the water and would i simply swim round in circles he said to me that i wasnt taking this as seriously as i should .

So as it stands at the time being i will not go to the bash
i will not get my leg back to look at and maybe tease my dogs with
the surgeon thinks i am an idiot
and i still dont know if i would swim in circles with only one leg.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck mate.
Or should that be break a leg?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck and get back into it soon.
Plus, you need this lunch box.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer my drinks
stired not shaken
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you're going to have them shaken if you try to walk while holding them.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post unless i walk clockwise round a steep mountian
and then your evil plan will be thwarted with the steep slope of the mountain and the missing right leg i will have my chance to gain revenge
mwahaha

ps make sure it isnt a righ handed mountain please
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Curses, foiled again!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fook. All the best. Fook.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of information on youtube
have a look at this one for more about the procedure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You could have the same done with a logging axe in one good swing.
For a fiver. "THUNK"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post true enough
around here you can get to look at a nasty axe wound for fiver, maybe not the best thing after youve just eaten a badly packed kebab
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Too much sexual innuendo for me there.
Can we go back to mocking your gangrened leg like proper people?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ok if you want to
but i may have to apply some pressure to you to change your stance so you might one night find me leaning on you to make you see the error of your ways
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That got me thinking...
....there is a definitive possibility for you to monetise this cutback with an "encore" career in the distinguished field of stump-sex porn.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmkay I could combine that with everyone's favourite
And introduce the world to dwarfe stump porn
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yay glad to see you here again.
why can't you keep your own leg?
if I read this right you should be able to.
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-34879100

"From a legal perspective you are free to do anything with [an amputated limb] as long as there is not a public health issue," says Jenna Khalfan, from the Human Tissue Authority.
"Broadly we would say that an individual who wanted to take their tissue home with them would need to give written consent that would be recorded by the hospital to ensure traceability."

as for swimming in circles, I dunno. but when you do go for a swim, please film it and post it here. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but when it's a bone infection?

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post a very nasty stinky bone infection
with lots of disgusting discharge that has little bits of bone in it.
I am a little surprissed though at how quickly this has progressed from january when i saw a consulktant and we agreed to removal and then a visit on the 10th april to see the man that will do it this has must have them more worried than i thought, mind you once you live with something long enough you tend to put it to back of your mind as much as possible and try to get on with doing things that you can do
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it goes well.
Maybe they'll let you have the ashes after they've incinerated it and then incinerated the ashes again to make sure.
 (goat thinks you're shit, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i reckon with all the drugs i have taken over the years
that ground up bone ash would be a great smoking hit.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hello....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this stash you're looking for?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure they don't sell you some sort of bargain "4 for 1" deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a cross
that would be be dreadfull
imagine not being able to scratch your balls because you might get a nasty splinter in your sack
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's only a flesh wound"
i wish all the best and enjoy the massive drugs (can we take bets on the outcome?).
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post all bets are welcome
just dont trust me with holding the money when i have all these massive drugs to get through but no supermodel girlfriends to share them with
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post With massive drugs
Any girlfriend looks like a supermodel girlfriend.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey best of luck, great to read you're being so positive :)
it's a shame you can't keep the cut off bit, it'd make a great stocking filler

i'll get my coat...
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Alternatively
He could leave his unused shoe and sock in the freezer with a crudely sawn off pig's leg sticking out from it.

then ask guest to go rummage for ice cubes for these here cocktails in said freezer, as "imaginary leg" hurts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you get the relief you deserve
Sounds like getting some space from that ankle is inarguably the right thing. Though if "ouzing" meant oozing ouzo, that would be a leg worth keeping.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Top work that man!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Luck
I have had my share of pain, and a few other people's share too. If it means you can be pain free go for it.

Sure you will have to go through getting a prosthetic but I know I would make the same choice in your shoes (sorry couldn't resist)

I have heard bone pain is one of the worst.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I will glue a flipper on to your stump
for a tenner.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post make it a sinister matt black one with flashing lights and 2.1a usb charging point
and we have a deal.

just dont use hot melt glue, i will need all the leg hair i have if i am going to try for a convincing comb over
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyanoacrylate it is.
They use that for wounds. I can play proper doctors and nurses.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post is your going to use cyanoacrylate do i get to air feed mask aswell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see you around again
Sorry it's with this news - best wishes for the op.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you still go to town

(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw sheet =(

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post dont worry fadge me old mucker could have been much much worse
i could have been ginger
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck
Lost most of my large intestine to brother cancer last year. Was in chokey for three months.

Fentonyl is bloody brilliant btw, if you get the chance of that seize it with both hands. And foot. And stump.

Hope it works out OK for you.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You're awesome

It's a brave decision. It's going to suck, but not as much as being in so much pain. I've time it will get easier and you'll realise it was the right choice. Stay positive and all that. And no, I can't answer as to whether you'll soon in circles. It'll be a laugh finding out though ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck with it all dude :)
Fucking mean spirited of them not to let you keep it as a souvenir. Just who's bloody foot is it?

Probably keeping it for himself as a spare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably has an extreme foot fetish...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't swim in circles.
...but your centre of mass is off a bit meaning you tend to rotate a bit. More so with AKA rather than BKA (or 'transtibial' as we call it now).
The main problem is getting out of the water. Some pools will have 'disabled' sessions where you can wheel to the poolside, but if not it is a matter of hopping on a slippy wet floor to get in. You are then left trying to get out either at the side with a big push of upper body strength (don't forget half the upward force from your legs) or try to use the ladder, for which you can only do one big lunging step and haul yourself out, then you're stuck hopping about again.
The solution is to get a 'wet leg' ie one you can safely take into the water. It also means you can stand much more easily in the shower, and can act as a back up leg when your main prosthesis is in for repair (which will happen from time to time)
Sporty young people will also want a blade, but generally wet legs and blades aren't always available on the NHS and if you were to have one technological advance, you should go for a decent ankle hinge. It is unlikely they would try to get you using one early on though.
The only other technological innovation at the moment you will hear about in amputation forums is 'ITAP' which is an osseointegrated titanium rod to lock the prosthesis onto. These are a complete disaster in the tibia and not much better in the femur- don't try to get one!
Any more questions, feel free to PM me...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqjwxCda4A
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the thing.
Brånemark did wonders for dental implants, but the interface infection problem hasn't been cracked in limb implants. The highest uptake seems to be in Australia, but there are several studies showing an over 50% complication rate. The Royal national Orthopaedic Hospital ITAP program had lots of interface breakdown, and chronic grumbling infection is common.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunate?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bdKqGTfqf0
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Im not sure if anyones said it but...
Keep it as a lucky rabbits foot? Hang it around your neck?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 14 Apr 2017, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post On the rear view mirror of his Austin Allegro.
Or simply sticking out of the boot.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep everything below the knee ... throw away all the crap above that.
Also ... "... So as it stands at the time being...."

There is joke or two in there, I am sure!


Good luck, anyhoos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the positive outlook you have. I'd be crying into my whiskey just thinking about it.
Will you get a bouncy attachement like Pistorious? Might be worth having the other off too and have both so you can win Olympics and shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Breakdancing

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lasted 1.8 seconds. So ... I'm out.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Today is Crap Thursday. I made this!
So I made a video about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I want to cry.
Awesome video though.
 (Ornsack of "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Fri 14 Apr 2017, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice vid
 (Sherbs, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 4:40, Reply)
This is a link post Sunnyside Farm. Phil Daniels. 1997. Ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 20:02, Reply)

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