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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:26,
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Aren't tree's usually quite expensive?
Edit: Apologies for the apostrophe.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:04,
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Some will cost yew a fortune
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:10,
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If they xylem he buys them.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 12:03,
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he can't leaf his hands off 'em
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:49,
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Oh, he's oak-ay, but he's not very poplar.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:19,
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oakay that's enough
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:34,
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was going to get this but theres no station on that branch line
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:45,
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There must be a catch
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:30,
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TREE IS INNOCENT!!!1!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 12:21,
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Free the Ents!
Justice 4 Fangorn!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 12:46,
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She's clearly barking.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:01,
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I've got some free washing up that needs doing if anyone's interested
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:14,
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On Gumtree?
You couldn't make this stuff up.
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Varmint, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 21:32,
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It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new.... Labour antisemitism story.
Came out a little while back but didn't blow up because Labour appeared to deal with it swiftly. Shame someone just leaked an email defending the council candidate that retweeted a holocaust denying message.
Most sites having taken the image down for some reason but you can see it here.
She's saying soz, so will probably be back in a few months.
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And is still clinging on to her NEC position after a little momentum coup so could get juicy.
In lighter lolitics news, have someone knocking over a glass in the lords.
twitter.com/estwebber/status/979027716145143808/video/1
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:58,
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I think we've all had quite enough of your right wing press conspiracy theories whipping up a scandal over fictitious anti Semitism.
Nothing to see here, Jeremy is a kind and decent man of integrity. Vote Labour.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:16,
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You are Naomi Wimborne-Idrissi
AICMFP
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:29,
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Have another lunatic conspiracy theory from the right wing press:
www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/28/mireille-knoll-marches-held-in-france-after-suspected-antisemitic-killing
The idea that there could any anti Semitism in France, of all places, is patently absurd.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:48,
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*Facepalms*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-43586882
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:20,
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Pockets mate, just pockets.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:42,
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Getaway
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samuelmanual, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:57,
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That's det cord leading to underwater explosives
This is what lightning hitting water looks like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0s7ucEMAKw (you only need to watch the first few seconds).
Lighning comes from the sky, it doesn't run along the ground from a point behind some trees.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:25,
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Who'd want to blow up some perfectly good water?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:45,
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Oh there are rabid hydrophobes out there.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:53,
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isn't that some sort of oxymoron?
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 22:43,
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Who wouldn't?
I mean look at it! BOOM! SPLOOSH! I could do that all day.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:55,
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And just who is going to pick up all the pieces of river afterwards?
Not me, that's for sure.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:00,
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Well that's a project for day two
Can you move the water back into the river using explosives?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:01,
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Fishers. It's illegal in my location.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 12:11,
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What is your location? Over.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:51,
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Michigan, USA. "It is illegal to fish with your hands, firearms, explosives, setlines, poisons or methods other than lawful fishing methods."
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:26,
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Dredging
A quick way of opening the channel - you can see loads of craps lifting off the bottom
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strongp, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 14:30,
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No, you can see lots of craps lifting off the bottom.
Your bottom.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:52,
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Its not Lightning
You can see the det cord, its clearing a river using explosives.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:35,
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That'll be why they were filming it
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:49,
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Bollocks. See above.
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Varmint, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 21:17,
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OH HAI MARK ZUCKERBERG
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Mar 2018, 22:55,
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They mostly come at night...
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 12:11,
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along with your mum
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 17:52,
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Toast Under Beans
I made this!
sorry - i changed it, and reloaded it, so ill repost it, if you havent sean it, bean it up, thanks
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pi bennett, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:05,
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very goo, 9/10, would watch another reupload
goo...d*
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macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:26,
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thank yoo
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pi bennett, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:31,
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I too am okay with watching another rendition of "A Typical British Breakfast"
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:32,
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Excellent, I liked it so much I didn't use an egg pun at the beginning of my praise...lovely sir.....more :)
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midnightrambler, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:17,
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Change of pace for the second ball of the over
NSFW
Hands aren't down my kecks yet
DP, but why wait?
nekkid ladies
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:42,
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treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:52,
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acceptable in the 70s
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:00,
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Christ, that takes me back.
Still got their Never Neverland LP kicking about somewhere.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:12,
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Love it!
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 18:32,
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THe drinking has started but the violence has not begun
Think of this as Pearl & Dean before Live and Let Die starts...
Great Muscle Shoals stuff
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:16,
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Uh oh. Grandma's been on the green Chartreuse again.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:47,
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honi soi qui mal y pense
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:18,
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It's the sountrack from Starsky & Hutch when they go visit Huggy Bear.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:31,
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Great spot if true
Cite source please - youtube is infested with movie remake snoop stuff.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:46,
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Fuck yeah.
Been on a funk trip the last couple of days, this fits in nicely even though it's about 50bpm faster than everything I've been listening to.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:03,
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I am on the total Muscle Shoal thing right now
I'm trying to hear every classic song recorded there. Or with the swampers.
It's not about the room, or the place. It's the musicians.
When you listen to them all together even people you despised years ago suddenly become awesome (eg percy sledge) and you'll keep discovering (eg the purify brothers)
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:12,
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Totally agree.
So tight. Always loved those house bands/collectives. The house band at Stax was pretty amazing too, the Big Six.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:24,
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Ah, just realised you're talking purely about the horn section.
I used to play euphonium. Don't hear many of them in a horn section.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:35,
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Nope the whole enchilada
whole bowl of grits?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:47,
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in parts that sounds like shake shake shake by k c and the sunshine band
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 20:32,
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Nazi saluting pug guy gives an interview
So, is "Count Dankula" a misunderstood comic genius, or is he a nasty racist fuckpig? I wanted to think it's the former, but who did he give his first interview with?
Tommy Robinson. Sure, give the "False Profits" guy a hard time for talking to Icke, but fuck. Tommy fucking Robinson.
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m.auron, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:46,
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They are both grade-A cunts
He broke the law. He's going to jail. That's it. You don't like it? Agitate for change, but don't advocate breaking the law.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:00,
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So that's Corbyn fucked then.
who has many many times advocated civil disobedience. why am I even bothering about this shit? Oh I remember, speed drinking in the middle of stressful week. fucksticks. Brace yourselves b3ta...
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:11,
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I just find it hilarious
that he instantly sacks people who act like he did when he was not leader...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:20,
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I find it more hilarious that he fucked Diane Abbott
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:44,
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He wasn't in the cabinet.
Big distinction there.
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2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 15:53,
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And if you break the law, you get banged up
So what's your point?
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:26,
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my reply was to someone who stated
'don't advocate breaking the law'
Not to someone who said 'don't break the law'
Try and keep the fuck up.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:19,
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First the "artist" behind that mural gives his first interview to David Icke, now this. Both instances tell you pretty much all you need to know.
I understand why they couldn't face up to the tough guy Evan Davis on Newsnight though, he's merciless in his pursuit of the truth.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:01,
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typical lizard comment
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:29,
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His t-shirt has a valknut on it too.
He might be one of them Odalist nazis.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:03,
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He might works for a swedish paper maker
the rush to judgement does you discredit. And since when did buring churches down and killing your mates make someome a nazi ohh...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes#Odalism
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:51,
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You see. I find myself conflicted.
I like Varg's music, but I don't agree with his politics.
Except church burning. I'm all for that.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:21,
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We don't burn beatiful things
wooden churches are a bit of a soft fucking target too.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:48,
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Christianity's burnt many beautiful things.
It can jolly well shut up and go away.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:58,
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Neo-nazi bitching about lack of freedom of speech. And being arrested for making offensive jokes.
Fuck's sake.
You know back in the Third Reich they sent an arsehole to Dachau for teaching his dog to nazi-salute. It was disrespective of The Fuhrer.
I couldn't give a toss about free speech, I'd send this cunt to the camps for his shit haircut, shit beard, shit tattoos and those frankly degenerate facial piercings. Also he owns a pug. Gayest. Dogs. EVAR. Pugs are so shit and gay that they should be reclassified as cats. They're not real dogs at all.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:16,
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They always seem to be looking in two directions at once, not very predator-like behaviour.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:06,
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Retardhounds
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:24,
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I'm not condoning this but didn't a certain royal get dressed up as a Nazi and it was called "high spirits"
I hate racists but I love taking the piss out of historical monsters like monty python did. The guy did teach a pug to salute like a nazi, is that taking the piss out of the fuhrer or a loving doggy tribute to an evil man....the former in my eyes.
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midnightrambler, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:28,
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That's fine up to the point where you start saying 'gas the jews'
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:10,
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Saying, not advocating.
Regardless, the bloke is a grade A pissweasel for hanging about with Stephen Yaxley, even if he is correct-ish about free speech. Yes, people will be 'offended' on cue, like they have been taught. So fucking what? When speech becomes harmful is when we have an issue.
Meanwhile, Jacob Rees-Mogg gets in to bed with the "Traditional Britain Group". The name tells you all you need to know.
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2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:10,
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A celebration of American cuisine
Brought to you by Aramark
See also
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2016/sep/08/nfl-stadium-food-meat-in-pictures
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2015/apr/06/meat-cheese-and-lots-of-calories-mlb-stadium-foods-in-pictures
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:33,
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"Tuna poke bowl"
F'narr f'narr
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:06,
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Just poke-inspired sushi. Meh.
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pahakyy, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:47,
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that'll buff out
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:31,
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Merry Candlemas!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:36,
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Hey, that's a good few candles. Enough to make toast!
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Varmint, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:44,
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Yo! Candles! Congrats.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:28,
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Insert link to anti Semitic conspiracy theory Facebook group people might like to join here:
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:36,
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thecanary.co
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:00,
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youtu.be/Y9lYVwNEf48?t=7s
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:45,
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Where's my T-Cut?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:51,
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There’s a new job opening for a ground handler if anyone is interested.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:00,
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For some reason I find the concept of using shekels
as currency in this day and age quite amusing.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:28,
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Are they mating?
![](http://crowleyfl.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Lovebugs.jpg)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:10,
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mods, nsfw
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:11,
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No
They're using a double-ended dildo.
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Varmint, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:48,
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That's not damage.
That's an 'occupation'.
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2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 16:14,
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You think he should have killed more kids?
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:26,
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and I thought about adding the word time to the end as well, just for that reason :-)
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:32,
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It's almost as if judges have very limited discretion
and must follow sentencing guidelines that are designed specifically to avoid having what feels right to any particular person at a given time play a significant role in the administration of justice.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:34,
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Sarky! Why not the 14 year maximum in this case then?
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:41,
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I don't know.
I've not read the case report, or the evidence presented, or the sentencing guidelines, or the pre-sentence report. Have you?
What I do know is that judges do not simply pull sentences from out of nowhere, and that Joseph J is an experienced judge.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:58,
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I don't know.
I've not read the case report, or the evidence presented, or the sentencing guidelines, or the pre-sentence report.
Oh!
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:58,
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What the fuck are you on about?
You asked me why he didn't get 14 years. I don't know. I don't have to know. You're the one suggesting that the judge got things wrong, so it's reasonable to expect that you have all the facts at your fingertips.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:11,
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Oh, come on!
The families of the victims were very upset. Therefore he should have got a life sentence.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 11:28,
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have you heard of the secret barrister?
he's posted a lot about this on twitter recently, well worth having a read of some of his tweets to get an insight into this
www.twitter.com/BarristerSecret
his blog is good too
www.thesecretbarrister.com/
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:57,
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Belgian Malinois - Matrix Dogs!
These dogs are incredible. Mute the friggin sound though. Jebus!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:04,
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Impressive stuff!
You're right about music
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 8:10,
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I give it 6 months before Boston Dynamics are there...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 10:45,
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Artisanal Pencil Sharpening
If you enjoyed the below video, you might like this one too, I guess.
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presferatu, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:49,
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"This is just an old valise I found at the side of the road one day." That was as much hipster as I could take.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:07,
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I have much less respect for this guy.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:14,
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The guy below would do you a decent loft conversion promptly, I wouldn't trust this guy to make me a ham sandwich in the same time period.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:27,
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"it is impossible to sharpen a penic without a pencil"
FUCK OFF M8
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:36,
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pencil ... edit fail
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:39,
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I thought you had misspelled penis
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:04,
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When did `artisanal`
start to just mean being anal about stuff?
This guy has severe OCD if he has a special pair of tweezers to pick up the shavings from sharpening his pencils...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:18,
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I thought it just meant add a zero to the price.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:36,
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How To Sharpen The Perfect Pencil
I made this!
My mate Simon takes his pencils very seriously. His pencils are always perfect. It's kind of amazing, so I videoed him explaining how he does it.
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:16,
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I'd like to see this guy presenting a show alongside James May.
I think they'd get on fabulously.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:30,
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Ha! Yes
they would
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:33,
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Yes that would be a good show
maybe have a quick bit with the guy from Techmoan doing a review of some old Tech before back to James and Simon for more pencils
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:37,
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I've asked Simon to let me film him applying his skills
to the perfect peeling of an apple. I'll probably ask him to do more stuff like that.
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:40,
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if hes up for the challenge - Ginger Root!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:51,
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oh yes
now that's a tough one
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:08,
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is this a reference to 'gingering up'
if not, why not?
https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/ginger-up.html
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:32,
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Nice.
That reminds of another pencil sharpening video I've seen. More to follow.
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presferatu, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:45,
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ooh
what's that then?
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:47,
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Up there! ^
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presferatu, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:50,
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ooh yes
gotcha
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:03,
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I've watched it in 1080pHB
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:46,
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HOORAY!
HB gag!
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:46,
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Good point
Well made.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:00,
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Ha!
very good
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:02,
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What's the best way to sharpen a really big pencil?
Whittle by whittle.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:08,
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very good
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:09,
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When Simon packs his pencil case for crosswords on the train, exams or suchlike, does he also include a treadle powered whet stone in case the plane needs sharpening?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:19,
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yes of course
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:08,
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I admire his dedication to sharp pencils
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:20,
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mcuh better and professional looking than that other pencil guy
cheers Simon
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:38,
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hooray!
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crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:09,
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Quickly rub fingers near the blade of a very sharp plane
What could possibly go wrong
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:52,
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literally nothing
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crab_bloke), Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:22,
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"First you need to sharpen the planer"
BUT HOW DO YOU SHARPEN THE PLANER SIMON?!
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:38,
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Something for the (long) weekend, sir?
The Pulp Magazine Archive, Featuring Over 11,000 Digitized Issues of Classic Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Detective Fiction
archive.org/details/pulpmagazinearchive?&sort=-downloads&page=1
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:40,
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Why IS Liz Taylor
going to slap Shelley Winters?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:11,
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Nasty Hit and Run caught on Camera.
NSFW
Brutal!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:11,
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That expression is perfect
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:27,
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Bang!
Right in the pussy!
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:36,
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MODD
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 29 Mar 2018, 13:27,
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Bikes
quite a few of them
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:35,
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What a waste!
Can't they ship them to a country that really needs them?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:47,
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it's like the roads around our way on a warm sunday morning
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 10:48,
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Katie Melua has got a lot to answer for.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:06,
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That's a fact.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:15,
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Pfft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 16:37,
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Looks like a job for bicycle repair man!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:34,
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Yay!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Mar 2018, 11:39,
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Why bother?
Just grab another one...
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:53,
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fuck
I didn't realise it was that bad
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$$ ✅, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:26,
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YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE TOAST!
Happy Dodecaversary.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 12:42,
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Holy Shit thats bad
Lets hope they don't all come alive and start attacking everyone!
Thats one way to celebrate your B3taday!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:14,
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Happy candles Toasty!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:30,
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Happy candles Toastmaster
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:49,
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I'm (s)candleised!
call the fire brigade
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:34,
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Having been to China and seeing how people drive there is no way I would cycle in that country.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Mar 2018, 9:01,
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Can you handle his flow? La Fear - All on
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 0:11,
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Christ, that's seedy
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 0:27,
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The next Nobel Prize in Literature
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 1:12,
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I like his Goonies t-shirt.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 9:55,
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