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This is a link post What The Font has an app
It’s really brilliant for identifying fonts
 (JauntyArt, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I have mixed feelings about this
on one hand it will help me identify and steal proprietary fonts.
on the other hand it well help others detect I've stolen proprietary fonts.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniffs armpits*
Can anyone else smell a hint of spam?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
definitely didn't intend this as spam. I am always searching for fonts for the photoshop stuff. This just made it super easy and I thought others would appreciate it.
 (JauntyArt, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Fadgey's armpits
Fadgey's armpits smell of spam

That's what it is
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He who smelt it dealt it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just I've been hurt before by spam.....
Apologies, carry on
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, those cans can reach a pretty high velocity.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam cannons

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Jun 2018, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Young designers have it too easy these days.
Back in the day I was expected to study a font, examine it's particular characteristics then say "Fuck it, use Times New Roman if it has serifs and Helvetica if not"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You had serifs??
You had it EASY
 (horrid, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Technically Ron on Twitter
Someone mentioned this guy today - there are occasional classics such as:
"I would listen to @Nigel_Farage on LBC but I once saw a goose scream at its own arse after shitting itself and that's pretty much the same thing."
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yea that's good

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Some good lines there.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Been following him on the twitty for a while, rapier like wit.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he's in that 1000 Twitter Accounts To Follow Before You Die book

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post seems a bit excessive

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
"THE BREXIT ESCAPE ROOM: Your team enters the room and has 2 years to solve the puzzle. All the clues are just ramblings and make no sense. There is no good answer. You get locked in the room forever and have to eat each other. It also costs loads."
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible Europop with tactless, tasteless video, you say? NSFW

This was actually presented to us in a training session on mental illness and how it should be treated. I can think of better ways to illustrate it than this Eurovision prat. NSFW? I dunno either
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this shit?
As for the training session totally WTF.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post We also got Sandstorm by Darude
No, I have no idea
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Around that time there was a cup called “storm” I think...
Or “waiting for the storm”...
The clip feature a heavenly tattooed big bosomed lass standing in a jungle waiting, presumably for “the storm”.
But the music was ace, jungle/House, and I can’t fogging find it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you dream it?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It was on the MTV
When they still had “music” videos.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly pop video
Tell me it was put in the 'training' as a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No it really wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Brian Cox has gone down market.
 (I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Things can only get better for him

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFA
A=Anywhere
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post got talent

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He's no Tommy Cooper.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean he's alive?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He's no Flash Gordon.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's wrong with being racy?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Queen of Spades.
The racialist batstard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant magician
But you could probably confuse Tyra Banks with a dictionary
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post If it comes in two large leather bound volumes
I might.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well definatly leather bound

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of those tricks are in the Royal Road to Card Magic.
He's slick, but unsophisticated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post like my cock
/ac
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 3:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
He fumbles the double lift at 0:45. You can see it's two cards.
 (JauntyArt, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
He performs well but his magic was pretty apparent. You could see his moves quite clearly. Not so good at misdirection.
 (JauntyArt, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ikr
and what's with the panda?
 (ozof, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He's Chinese. Duh.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Tales of Death and Disappointment I made this!
I made a new compilation of my animations.
Edit: it's on Vimeo, so if it doesn't embed properly, you can click on the title to see it...
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Deaths' y fronts were giggleworthy.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Death's
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post PEDANT ALERT!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Their's an wright way
and an wrong weigh. All ways.

Just saying.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesomeness!
Piano dog is hysterical :)
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fabulous
Good for a few laughs. Variations on Olympics done well.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post These are great!

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post AronChupa, Little Sis Nora - Rave in the Grave NSFW
On the subject of songs from somewhere in Europe that aren't very good, I present possibly the most tasteless few minutes of 2018 (You'll possibly want to skip the first minute and thirty seconds, as naturally it has the massive introduction of any work of art of this sort of calibre)
Marking NSFW as though there isn't any nudity, I don't think you'd want any of your colleagues to see you watching this.

In most years I would say this was a contender for worst song of the year, however this year Lil Dicky / Chris Brown have already won that
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so bad it breaks the Geneva Conventions.
No, really. Article 44 of the First Geneva Convention states that
"the emblem of the red cross on a white ground and the words 'Red Cross', or 'Geneva Cross' may not be employed, either in time of peace or in time of war, except to indicate or to protect the medical units and establishments, the personnel and material protected by the present Convention and other Conventions dealing with similar matters."

In other words, at around the 3:00 mark, this video actually manages to break international humanitarian law.

In a way, that's impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's in the preview!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't looking at that. I was trying to remember where I'd parked my bike.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum found a bike parked between her arse cheeks this morning.
Was it a green Kona MTB?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Matey!
That's the one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Still looking for the front wheel.
Like looking for a pin in a cetacean’s blubber flaps.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It was quick release, so could be anywhere by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Four Season German Rubber?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell I actually have this bike
and a green kona MTB
 (horrid, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah: I'd not twigged that.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was bad, didn't know it was that bad

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *except when in proximity to boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post so what you are saying
is that this video and waterboarding are essentially, exactly the same?

Because, yeah, i'd agree with that.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a big "fuck that" from Georgia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Georgia_(country)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Except those crosses taper in the middle
and therefore aren’t the same as the Red Cross symbol.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Jerusalem Cross?
And the tapering might be a Templar thing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you implying she's not a real nurse?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Omg
“Mind blown”
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 7:22, Reply)
This is a link post feel like James Bond
I think its neat
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post For our American friends
www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/uk/m-16-rifle-lighter/
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's like a message?
Time to stop smoking?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you could pull all the birds in the smoking area with that

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post Poland's world cup anthem is out now NSFW
It's not official, but this horrendous cacophony is already, as it were, breaking the Polish internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's plenty of real porn on the internet you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have they blurred out the titties?
As if that's the most offensive thing about this song & video?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Polish tities lack focus
Famously.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Much like Eurovision
I'll reserve judgement until I've heard our entry.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me this can be our song

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Jun 2018, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike
I wondered what happened to her at the end of Gremlins 2:


 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
very
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that plastic surgery doesn't make you hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
makes you look like a goddam deflating football
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I for one am certainly not going to "pump them up"

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how discerning you are.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Poland has its own internet?
 (LokiMD, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s a bunch of RJ45 cables
Held up by Poles.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
What on earth is up with the nipple placement on the t-shirt at the end?!

Except, you know, the nipples.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Offside!
At least they remembered to shave.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That makeup looks like Ronseal wood stain.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post After a wire brush and some white spirit they would clean up nice for another layer
But keep your marigolds on.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a link post Threads - Redux Project
I few weeks ago I took part in the reduxing of American Assassin. If you didn't see it, basically the Redux Project is a collection of low-budget site-specific shot-for-shot movie remakes, the brain-child of Richard DeDomenici .

This weekend was the premiere of Threads, an 80s UK made-for-TV movie about the effect of nuclear war in Sheffield. It was shown as part of Sheffield Doc|Fest 2018.

If you get the opportunity to get involved in a future redux, I'd highly recommend it. Great fun.

More info on the project here - thereduxproject.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Anne Sellors' finest hour!
www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she got a Bafta!
Here's how they did it for the redux - https://twitter.com/KateWellham/status/1005756113944539136
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post the mushroom was a nice touch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahhahaa
no kidding!
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much the epitome of the level of effects in these things.
In American Assassin we had bananas for guns, and ice for broken glass.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:10, Reply)
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This is highly relevant to my interests. Also, 6:59 \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this is great, good attention to detail
also they couldn't find a kid at 6:38 so used an adult in a kids outfit haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post After a failed campaign for a Brexit Stamp
Royal Mail have released these


 (horrid, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nostalgia for a program that was itself nostalgic
Solid gold brexit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post True
Guardian business editor Larry Elliot was longing for the old days of proper Socialism.
 (glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post When's the Mind Your Language ones coming out?
Or Come Back Mrs Noah?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post imho the next challenge should be:
POSTAGE STAMPS
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post By coincidence,
I've been binge-listening to the radio series a lot while working outside.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched most of the TV series last year.
There's about ten really, really good episodes. And a lot - A LOT - of really, really bad ones.

Great performances throughout, though. Apart from Jones, who is Jar Jar Binks in clown shoes.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post based on the text, these ARE the brexit stamps!

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the joke.
For Christ sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 12 Jun 2018, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post I shall be purchasing this game

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post was also tempted by this one:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/274940/Depth/

multiplayer sharks vs divers by the sound of it
 (horrid, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks brilliantly unhinged

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shark fun facts No. 10
10. Sharks will go to great lengths to secure a meal. Unlike humans, who have fixed jaws, sharks can dislocate their upper jaws to grab and hang onto prey.

So...Yes most assuredly unhinged!
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
I will attempt to do this later while eating pie.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post is pie a euphemism?

(horrid, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
If it help you finish, why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Usually, yes.
In this case however, unlikely.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case
it wasn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Not E3 I made this!
I'm sorta writing a tank game but I mostly wanted to get my hands on Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time you say "mars"
My ASMR has a little twinge. Please upload a post of you saying "yeah lets go to mars".
Maybe on a 2 hour loop.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I'm so Bob Ross about it.
I tried to contain my excitement. You know, it was so soft after I recorded the voice over in audacity, I had to run the amplify filter just to see a waveform. But yeah, I'm really into laid back house chanty stuff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBLVoYaIIF0&index=2&list=LLINxnlXfpzSx1el77fj-0KQ&t=0s
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 2:32, Reply)
This is a link post Have a little bit of Depeche Mud

(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not mud
this is mud www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSuA_km4-bE
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
and neat
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You really love them

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I do, but this is about Dyna
and we all know Dyna is Dynamite

easy mistake to make. same clothes, sunglasses, ....music and so on
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the days when you could be a 46-year old unemployed shop fitter
and still become a teenage heartthrob.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh?
oo, who was that?
 (Jyve, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny how the memory plays tricks
I remember this being much better when I heard it in the 80s
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Prophet Shepherd Bushiri visits Zimbabwe for hunting exercises
He has been known to walk on air and cure people of HIV.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very good and well but can he get me a Trevor Francis track suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol...
what a mush.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, I'm praying for it
and a 70s curly perm for Prufrock, to go with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nawa oh!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I live near Shepherds Bush
What a relavent story
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Zimbabwe visit the area recently
in order to hang out in hipster bars and buy some souvenirs from the Westfield?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
No idea. Their shirts are ace though
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if it's the same mob, but many years ago I put a web design ad in Thomsons phone book in London and my first customer was some weird church
they said they were working for the prophet, whom I never met.
I remember they wanted a form where people could write and submit their prayers.
"and..arrr...where do you want these prayers to go when they hit 'submit'?", I asked
"We'll give you an email", they said.
I also recall they asked for a discount because they were a church. I told them I didn't work like that
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't tell them you only give a discount to non-prophets?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, that's good

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Enjoy the beautiful creation God has blessed us with"
Yep, I bet the scope on his rifle gives him a really good view.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 7:52, Reply)
This is a link post These t-shirts are amazing

(JauntyArt, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
amazing surely breaking copyright
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post God yeah
And I pity the fool who walks around in a British Leyland T-shirt
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they're having a breakdown
geddit


Also walking round in a Play School t-shirt might look a bit noncy
 (horrid, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post if the BBC get wind of it he's fucked, especially if he's based in the UK as he claims
having dealt with securing rights to clips from them, they take copyright pretty seriously. get 'em while they're hot
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Endorsed by Timmy Mallett and Colin Hunt.
 (loci, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Every single one of them
Looks like something a child molester would wear.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely the Thames Broadcasting one.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are mistaken.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm all for a nostalgia trip on old logos
but the size and placing of the logos seems iffy, as well as all the copyright shenanigans

edit: christ the ones with the animal pictures and slogans
 (horrid, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
I did like the look of the 'Protect and Survive' one - but probably way better on screen than on the body.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^This

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post BEWARE OF REAR DAZZLE

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Robert De Niro introducing Bruce Springsteen at the Tony Awards
I hope they don't let Trump see this until after his delicate diplomatic meeting with Kim Jong Un
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best acting he's done since Goodfellas, the muscleman pose was a lovely touch.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post seems a bit off doing that in the intro for someone else
Unless they're mates and discussed it beforehand
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm pretty sure
springsteen is going to be down with a 'fuck trump' speech.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "I've just been fisting the POTUS"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh ... on reflection I am a raging Tory and am using the Roseanne 'it wasn't me, it was the medication' defence. *distances self from possibly best comedy moment that happened to kill my inevitable light entertainment career post-stand-up*
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Julian Clary a Tory?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It needed to be said.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fuck trump"
isnt that the noise you get when going at it... sounds like a whoopie cushion under your missus?
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post One's missus, or mine in particular?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post So fucking edgy.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's going to convince those swing voters...
The stupidity of anti-Trump comments never fails to astound. Does he actually think that ranting to an echo chamber is going to make any difference? I guess those middle American undesirables you dislike and who watch your films don't deserve to have votes if they aren't going to use them wisely.

How about finding a Democrat candidate with some ability and credibility who isn't in hock to Wall Street, then perhaps you might get rid of Trump.

By the way Robert, I also remember that anti-vaccination Vaxxed film you and Weinstein worked on and then pulled after scientists had a word. You really do have good judgement don't you?
 (plankton, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this, with bells on.
He lives on another planet. All that matters to him here is his potty mouthed virtue signalling gets a standing ovation. Also, the guy has zero range, he's not even a great actor. A good one, sure. I love his little Godfather cameo. I've seen Goodfellas more than a dozen times. Taxi Driver is seminal. The Deerhunter is defining piece of American cinema. Even the Cape Fear remake is underrated. He's terrific in all of them and more. But. He. Has. No. Range. He plays pretty much the same character in all those films, if slightly more unhinged in Taxi Driver. And the shit he just phones in these days is dire. So you know what? Fuck De Niro.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I back-comb my hair some more? Do I dare to launch a nuke?
I shall tweet and tweet until my rage simply makes me puke.
I have heard the liars lying, each to each.

I do not think the lies will stick to me.

I have seen myself riding glory-ward on the waves
My glorious mane of hair blown back
When the blast zone turns the world ash black.
I have lingered in the chambers of TV
By stormys wreathed with contracts and with lies
Till human voices wake me, human cries
 (I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit pretentious m8

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
be honest, you love it
 (I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HSM
Vladimir, out of key with his time,
He strove to regurgitate the dead art
Of /links; to maintain “the sublime”
In the three pubes per bollock sense. Wrong from the start—
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Rodge did it first
The bravery of being out of range
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Trump

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It won't make any difference.
It was quite funny though.
They are closer to Trump with the ambition and greed than most people.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Jun 2018, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably not going to convince anyone, sure
But sticking to the standards of polite discourse is not an option any more, so why not?

Semi-related, this is a good article, I know it's on Vice, but still
www.vice.com/en_us/article/nekqvg/the-conservative-war-on-comedy-is-full-of-shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Another related/ good article
From the Economist if that's more your speed
www.economist.com/open-future/2018/05/17/why-liberals-need-to-be-vulgar
 (Melatonin, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I can get behind it
nothing wrong with a little righteous vulgarity.

also, the deplorables aren't from the middle.
 (Melatonin, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not trying to be clever; he's just issuing his honest opinion on Trump.
Compare that to the dishonesty and stupidity of comments Trump regularly makes, alongside his grandiose statements informing everyone how clever they're supposed to agree he is, and Bobby looks to be a genius by comparison.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He's sinking to Trump's level.
It's just so childish and inarticulate. Like Trump. It's also a non sequitur given it's some silly awards ceremony not a town hall debate. He's wrestling with a pig, it's just hard to tell who enjoys it more. Utterly hollow attention seeking achieving nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Given De Niro's platform and reach, he could make a difference
Instead he does what all fuckwits do when there are opposing views and reinforces entrenched positions.

Trump is a despicable piece of work and De Niro could be promoting an alternative that appeals to the majority. Instead he plays to the partisan crowd that not so long ago was covering up for a major sexual devient.

In any case, why do we think someone who plays make believe for a living and is a friend of a child rapist has great insight into what the world needs right now?
 (plankton, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see why
Being an actor makes his opinion on the matter any less valid.
I might as well discount what you're saying because you're a milkman or whatever the fuck it is you do.

If you want to make a platform to campaign against Trump, then that's great.
And if you just want to let the world know that other people are just thinking 'Fuck Trump' then that's also great.

Those 30% of people that are entrenched, fuck them. The best the world can hope for is that they stop voting (frankly any reason is acceptable). They are lost causes. Fuck them, the stupid, authoritarian loving, racist enabling scum.

All the US needs is the middle, and you can reach them just as well with a little vulgarity as you can with a purely rational approach.

Also, you're really keen to dismiss him personally (and the whole industry in fact) after he said what seems pretty fair-- why carry that water for Trump?
 (Melatonin, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post "The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."
i have seen variants of this quote attributed to many a folk... has anyone got anything from beyond two thousand years or so ago - 'forgive them father for they know not what they do'- or was it - 'you fucking idiots' perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes
That works fine as well, and in fact without it all the swearing is just noise.

But I don't subscribe to the idea that you either make a well reasoned, thoughtful (even forgiving?) argument or else you stay silent.

Sometimes you can reason with a person, but sometimes you just have to tell people they are being fucking idiots.
 (Melatonin, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post just to get it off your chest? does it help?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJjqk5t4xGI
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Just getting it off the chest
marginally I suppose.

But to avoid letting their bullshit somehow become 'the new normal' through sheer unchallenged repetition, yeah, I think it probably does help.

It was only a small number of voters that swung it for the fucker, if him being visibly unpopular (in a way that everyone can understand) helps to narrow that, then I'm for taking that low road.
 (Melatonin, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post fairy nuff
i guess it is the signal to noise ratio that is the problem - you risk being lost in the noise depending on how the receiver is tuned
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post True
extremists don't swing elections, any more than me always voting Labour does, but "Fuck Trump" will be a sequel if the Democrats don't accept they missed an open goal and raise their game in 2020.
 (glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely, you can discount what I say, but I don't have a crowd telling me I am wonderful.
Actors always develop a very inflated opinion of their own abilities. They believe they are mentally and morally equivalent to the people they portray and forget they are just the front to someone else's thoughts. The stage and adulation distort their own sense of self-worth.

Trump is a shit, but grandstanding like this only means 4 more years in the Whitehouse for him. It reinforces all the stereotypes of Hollywood as corrupt, vain hypocrites who cover up the filth among themselves whilst lecturing ordinary people on how to behave.
 (plankton, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post the swing voters have gone off him. he's tanking at the polls and his endorsement is the kiss of death for candidates
it's just the rusted-on dingbats and the racists that have stuck by him
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's strange
The young people I know are far more energised about Trump than any other President. They seem to view him as a Dick Dastardly cartoon character. I can't remember any of them talking about Obama or Bush at all - negative or positive. Even Clinton though my memory has to stretch...
As for De Niro... really? He's just an actor who plays a credible hard man. Like Vinny Jones or Danny Dyer he would wilt before some of the people on my road, mostly cos they wouldn't give a fuck about him.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ronald reagan played a cowboy before becoming potus
mickey mouse has grown up a cow
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Embarassing
Desperate lazy attention seeking
 (Karlos1972, Tue 12 Jun 2018, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post "Regardless of what happens in this meeting between two dictators..."
- yep Fox News that just about describes it.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounded so matter of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Jun 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely spotted.
About the most honest thing Fox News has ever said too.
 (themarginwalker, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Mutated Monty ( Cyriak ) is doing a crowd funder thing....
has this been posted? He's 91% there... bung in not a lot and get a signed first edition copy of his first ever book and your name in it.
Birthday present sorted for my nephew.

if this has been posted recently, i most humblebee apolologinaise
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, dear. You are sooooooo out of touch.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was his turn to post it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
really? i searched 'cyriak' and the url and no gc.
i do have a couple of people on ignore though,,,does that stuff a search up?
i am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused such pericombobulation
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't worry, I think the more publicity Cyriak's excellent work gets, the better.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably different sites/vids.
A little combobulation never hurt anybody.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities etc etc

I still haven't seen the other posted links or in a popular page, cunt that i am. if only people would label things properly. everything must be labelled properly. if people labelled things properly we wouldn't be in such a kerfuffle.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers old bean
Creeping towards the finish line...
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Done

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 8:09, Reply)
This is a link post Let's monologue for 5 mins because why not. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been playing it again recently ahead of the update, still a perfectly enjoyable chill out time waster
hilariously broken and nonsense in places, but that's always been part of the charm for me.
Mind you I didn't buy it until it was a year old and then it was only £7 on PS4 so I skipped the overpriced outrage

Edit - I think it also helped that I had a mate playing it at the same time, so we'd be chatting while bumbling about the universe and laughing as various things crashed or yet another fat butterfly winged creature lumbered in to view
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I had it from the start
And actually I enjoyed it. The progressive updates added yet more for me. I've been away from it it recently (working my way through various others like horizon zero dawn) but fully intending on jumping back in. In fairness multiplayer never really interested me on this style of game, I like the solo journey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the new update does the same as the last one
rewriting every single planet so all the perfect paradises that people set up their bases on are once again turned to lifeless radioactive freezers :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, yeah good point.
Still it's a good game, slightly Zen I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Not played it since I bought it on release day.
Has it changed much?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A fair bit. Worth jumping in again seems as the updates are all free

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, just had a look on steam and its still 40 quid.

(sithemong, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't feel it's anywhere as near broken since the last couple of updates.
Sure, the content is on the thin side, but what's there works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get it on Master System?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a warning email about my "conduct" in the game
I had it from launch day, since along with The Last Guardian it was one of the reasons I'd got a PS4 in the first place (and TLG absolutely exceeded expectations). I played it to galaxy-centre-reaching completion. Twice. I was annoyed with it, not least for the fact that there was apparently no way at all to interact with anyone in any way.

So how can your "conduct" in a game that was notorious for its complete lack of the promised interaction lead to a warning email?

I hit upon a way to interact with my fellow players, at least in one direction. The galaxy is big - blahdyblahdybillion stars, quincytillion planets etc... the chances of ever finding a system discovered and named by anyone else are next to zero. Except...

Except everyone is heading to the core. There's a layer of systems around the outside of the centre of the galaxy that everyone has to pass through to get to the only objective in this otherwise entirely motiveless game. Which means if you get there and start vanity-naming as many of those systems as possible, there's a reasonable chance other players will see them. On my second playthrough, I spent a couple of days just jumping from system to system around the sphere that surrounds the galactic centre. A few had already been discovered and named, confirming my theory. All the undiscovered ones got a name of my own devising. Most of them were just things like "MOST DISAPPOINTING GAME EVER" or "I WISH I'D BOUGHT AN XBOX" or "HELLO GAMES ARE LIARS". They weren't specific, but I'm guessing that the email referred to me naming a system "DIE SEAN MURRAY DIE". Antisocial behaviour, or valid comment? You decide. I don't care.

My advice to people disappoint with NMS is to get Elite:Dangerous. It's the game NMS wishes it was. It is (or can be) a long, tedious grind to get anywhere, but hey - space is big. Really big. You just won't believe... and so on. Dump the amateurish cartoon nonsense and tool around an actually somewhat accurate recreation of our own, real galaxy.
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 11 Jun 2018, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post French Métro humour
Photographs acting out the names of Paris Métro stations.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
Oh and thanks for leading me into a wonderful adventure in French clickbait.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2632181
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They are all brilliant, except Porte de Vincennes, which doesn't follow the same rules as all the others.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 10 Jun 2018, 20:20, Reply)

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