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This is a link post Leatherback sea turtle (with twist ending) I made this!

(domvhscrap, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an edgy username.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry for that

(domvhscrap, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the story behind it?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on Imgur yesterday
And wondered why it wasn't here. And now it is. Very popular it is too
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post It's Time. 24 Hours of Le Mans is on from 2pm.
I'm afraid coverage is a little hard to come by, but this is the Youtube stream from Radio Le Mans. They've forgotten more about endurance racing than I've ever known.
Stream Part 2
Stream Part 3 (Goes live about 6am Sunday)

Here's some other resources to help you out.

Live timings
Spotter's guide to the cars

Start and finish are on Quest (no I don't know what channel that is either), and I'll update this if I find any onboard streams.

Cars to keep an eye on:
#8 Toyota - LMP1 - The one all the media are concentrating on because Fernando Alonso is one of the drivers. Hope they don't find yet another way to lose it.
#11 BR1 - LMP1 - Jensen Button co-driving. This team's other car took off at Spa just over a month ago.
#31 Oreca - LMP2 - I'm not sure I'd want former F1 terror Crashtor Maldonado as a co-driver.
#32 Ligier - LMP2 - For all the fuss about Alonso, this one's got Juan Pablo Montoya onboard, and he's already won the Monaco GP and Indy 500. An outright win is unlikely but would give him the triple crown.
#92 Porsche 911 - GTE Pro - Fan's favourite, the Pink Pig.

Onboard streams:
#7 Toyota
#8 Toyota
Ford GTs
Alpine LMP2s
Rebellion LMP1s

1st retirement:
#4 Bykolles (Stuffed into the barriers)
Another:
#17 BR1 (Backed hard into barriers, then terminal engine damage limping to pits)
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post +!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks to GDPR or something
Eurosport deleted my details, so seems like I've been given another 7-day free trial (I was actually quite happy to pay a few pennies for the race, but this was a nice surprise). Might be worth a try. Or less cheekily, if you've never subscribed to them, Eurosport have a 7-day free trial going on.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Top tip
and now I'm subscribed.

But honestly, I'll have the sound down and Radio Le Mans playing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Eurosport have a sort of endearing hopelessness to their commentary (it's a bit like test cricket's commentary in that) but at the end of the day it's not the best.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess this'll be the final throw for LMP?
All the marks leaving, there'll surely be a replacement now?

Toyota will no doubt break down at the finish line.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should mention that
The 2020 regulations were outlined for the first time yesterday.

And if Toyota manage to win it, my money would be on them doing it with #7 car.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a new GT1 class then?
Merc, Aston Red Bull, McLaren et al
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit
Except they're still rooted in prototypes, without the requirement to build any for the road. It's closer in concept to the DPI format in the US, where manufacturers build prototypes with clear styling cues from the road cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well they look like bobbins
Five years in the wilderness for Le Mans then while manufacturers turn the race into a parade for their flagship models, instead of their engineering prowess.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post New Primitive tech
Yams. Yum.
(gijoel, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I yam what I yam

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out Spud-U-Like, there's a new player in town.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm surprised he got anything to grow there at all. That looks like really poor soil.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In a jungle?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Nothing grows in a jungle.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 11:30, Reply)
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or anywhere within a mile radius of where he's dug it up, cut it down and burned it.

i'm joking of course..
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But there are people there that can find everything you need.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A mighty jungle?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Rainforest soils are very nutrient poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright
I think we've established I'm not Monty fucking Don
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I was agreeing with you matey, I think you were correct.
Now listen to this:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qp2f
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank God for farming

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Orbox C I made this!
PUZZLES! PUZZLES! EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLLLEEE SHEEET YOU GOT CANDLES
You iz well old innit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked 16 times.
Don't think the last fifteen did owt but it's the thought that counts eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that game looks quite satisfying

(horrid, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus christ, you're a geriatric!
Six...teen candlessss.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post happy candles to you dogbomb
and this seems like a good time to say, keep at it, I love your reviews but don't often say much, also my american wife loves your voice and always laughs when she hears it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles you old fucker!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ancient candles!!!
cheers, you big nonce!
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Concandulations!
Also I went to bed before you posted this so I'm going to have to drink on Saturday morning now. I'm going to have to use the footie as a cover story.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot waxy salutations!
16 eh? You're now above the b3ta age of consent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles Dogbomb
Celebrate with a Newky
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:23, Reply)
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Bravo Dogger
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. I’ve never seen so much fire!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a serious candelabra you have there

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing like a popular 80's website
to make you feel old!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post I just saw the previous vid and now I'm like this ...
Old stuff, good stuff ..
 (rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post OK, found it - the most annoying person on the internet
I made it to 59 seconds and I doubt you will last longer. You can't....this is the worst...the very worst
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:59, Reply)
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13s
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:03, Reply)
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the bar is set at 13s, that's along time FYI well done good job etc
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:04, Reply)
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I only put my headphones in at around the 8s mark though
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 3s

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot the
I made this button.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you shitposting?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
why do you exist?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's certainly a 21st century update on René Descartes. I shitpost, therefore I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pavlovian, cat based click.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The cats from Neko Atsume show their dark side by trolling Jewish dogs on Facebook.
Here they are on a march making Nazi salutes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejpMgF1pugQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted a fuckton longer on that video than I did the original post of the thread

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post IKR. The little fascist bastards are irresistible! And it's such a catchy little tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 second scan
its amazing how this guy has so many subscribers and views, the end of the human race is near
 (pi bennett, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the kid next door
talks like this. all the time.
 (Melatonin, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought we weren't allowed to talk about him anymore

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 0s, for that stupid fucking Wurzel Gummidge hairdo.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 14s
I want to kill him with my murder slayers
 (JauntyArt, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a clickbait message at 14 seconds ffs
And that's when I bailed
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And now the cunt is on the front page
Who clicked I Like This? Really?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post preview panel is enough so
zero seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
I'm not wasting my time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 12
I hate you
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite enjoyed that. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I give up on humanity

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 20s
But now I need to wipe up and have a little snooze
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 0:00, Reply)
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I blame the parents

2.5 million views!
And I contributed to that. I'm ashamed of myself.
 (abc, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh deary me.
Who is this cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post As far as
Yo guys.
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Video should be reported for hate speech and advocating violence
...cos if that little fuck came within reach, i'd feel forced to twist his yapping head off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 'mum's' cum face at 2:05
yes i made it that far whilst reading the comments and just wondering why.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 8:25, Reply)
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how???
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post my kid watches shit like this so I'm a little hardened to it
22 seconds. beat that
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 16 Jun 2018, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
to by
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still angry about this.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
What at wankprat pigtoss fuckcunt he is.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 21s

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post is he riffing off his mum? haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I jumped to the end in the hope that he'd've done himself some kind of harm.
Sadly, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post DRONES - BY DEPART AND MENTAL I made this!

(pi bennett, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Happiness taken to new heights!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:08, Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_music ?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Chope is in the news again
Busy week
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Serious question
Why can one MP stop this? Can he not be overruled or the bill put to a vote?
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:11, Reply)
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I don’t understand how PMBs work exactly but I seem to recall Chope being one of the MPs that filibustered out the bill that would have mandated minimum standards for rented properties.

Unsurprisingly Mogg was one of the others.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole place is ripe for reform but no-one wants to do it
Instead we get brexit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything to do with the fact that many MPs are Landlords themselves?
Out of touch and out for themselves. Just so so fucking depressing that so little has really progressed and in fact we are now going backwards
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine so.
You know something stinks when MPs mention the register of financial interests before they speak instead of just saying something like “I’m a landlord”. In fairness though, a lot of MPs are landlords because many rent out their constituency homes when they rent in London.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post As it's been explained to me
it's a parliamentary all party agreement / procedural thing that if no-one says 'object' then it goes through to the next phase without debate. If someone like Chope chimes in , it must then be debated....
Of course it will go through eventually. Chope just has a reputation for wanting even no-brainers debated as much as possible and he wants a chat about something that will bang people up for a couple of years.
In this instance, this is mainly because he is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone edited his wiki
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Chope

Edit: Too late, edited back to normal
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a procedure fanny
No chance of getting any real public support for his batshit agenda so he resorts to the arcane stuff to get some attention
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
He comes across a an angry, thwarted, control freak who is trashing stuff because he can.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a daughter
Who I bet wouldn't be too happy if it happened to her. The irony would be delicious
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he seems like a right piece of entitled scum

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:41, Reply)
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Well he did just get a knighthood.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post SIR Shit.
See above.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post what was he in the news for before?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post his wiki page is quite something
mental
 (horrid, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
Seriously, what a cunt. How can anyone object to that bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think you just answered your own question.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems he's a serial cunt
order-order.com/2018/06/15/read-tory-mps-whatsapps-christopher-chope/

I know it's childish and reductive to make personal comments, but he looks like a real cunt. A really, really nasty piece of work. The only hope is that there's a tiny part of his brain that realizes what his life's missing; some tiny, nagging feeling of shame and unhappiness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aparently it's a matter of principle for him so any private members bill has to be debated before it becomes law.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It will become law regardless
Chope just thinks every bill should be debated before made law. This kind of thinking should protect us from nonsense laws, you would think, so how come nonsense laws like the Psychoactive Substances Act still get passed. The act was designed to restrict sale and supply of "legal highs" but which, it was pointed out, could also include almost every substance that affects the brain. Alcohol, painkillers, coffee...

Reform the arcane laws and solve the problem. The UK could do with a decent reformist PM
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
reformist
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Chope just thinks every bill should be debated before made law.
How come he submits so many PMBs then?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That statement should be in quotes, it was not me wot said it
I just riffed on it
However I don't see the conflict between prolific PMB submission and the fact that he likes to debate every bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's done through the ballot, every bill he presents stops another MP presenting theirs.
Somehow I get the feeling that even he doesn't expect things like abolishing the TV license fee to get very far.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know...
The Sun have been banging on about it for years
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post HM Govt only listen to The Mail

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He's upset a lot of his fellow tories doing this apparently.
Still if they ban upskirting we'll only have downblousing left. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It was also my MP Philip Davies that blocked it
But for some reason he doesn't get a mention here. I'd like to be on the train when he's next travelling to London - I'd try to take a photo up his trouser leg and see how he likes it!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post MPs may like it
A lot of them have really strange sexual habits
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Slayer vs George Michaels
Works quite well
 (gijoel, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Georges Michael

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Slayers

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
gayers

lol
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post make some noise for the football World Cup!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to admire
the optimism Google have shown putting that many ads into this video
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! The world cup of football!
Where we get to find out which country plays football the best! Even though the matter was settled four years ago.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post By that measure
There's no point having general elections either.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Every year I have missed my candle day
but this year, oh no, so having successfully lurked for the duration I have finally come out of the closet. Have some Mahavishnu and bat-shit crazy violin
(I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candleday to you!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Spookily I was just watching this
Happiness to you!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They all laughed when guitar virtuoso John McLaughlin said he was putting together an experimental jazz orchestra.
They're not laughing now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post concandleations!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry you're so old

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:08, Reply)
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you have learned the path well grasshopper
 (I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's days like these that I wish I knew what my first account was called

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 13:21, Reply)
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Please say you were DJ Hetz Hudson.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:08, Reply)
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Was it JonKing?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 15:38, Reply)
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I want to know what happened to that bloke with the biro all over his face
 (I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, those were the days.........

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happiest of candles to you, damaged goods

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post CANKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Candies!

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Belated candles!
That's the same Jan Hammer on keys as this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 1:13, Reply)
This is a link post True Facts : Pangolins Posse

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Related:
Pangolin tourism potential survey elomake.helsinki.fi/lomakkeet/89645/lomake.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Also related
www.thingiverse.com/thing:2064359
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I do enjoy these

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post 6 metre tall inflatable Trump baby, Genuinely need some help here please thankyou I made this!
I'm helping out with this (sorry for twatter link but info also available at www.crowdfunder.co.uk/trump-baby/ or #trumpbaby

"We've asked the Mayor to let us fly him over London when Trump visits Britain on 13th July. But officials at City Hall have told us that #TrumpBaby is “not a protest”. Apparently, he is “art”.

Tried to get at least an RT/support and been ignored by (amongst others and probably fair enough but we need help)...Mark Hamill, Paul Mason, Mayor Sadiq, cassetteboy (might be asleep) Dr Janina Ramirez, James O'Brien, Marks Thomas AND Steel.


anyway, look, forget the crowd funder. a grand of helium can be done but this thing's a beaut.so please, get involved...especially if you or a mate has garden space in central London that would make this plea pointless. If not, put the word out. I love you and we can meet by his thther on the day.

also, I'm drunk on maple whisky and didn't physically make it. T' booze or t' baby.



Click for bigger (95 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this is awesome
I shall make enquiries with my London crew
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand.
They would have allowed it if it was a protest rather than art? What are you actually wanting? A tether point?

Great object btw, I'd like to see it in the skies.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
Try and nudge John Oliver of "Last Week Tonight" on that twitter thingy.
They'd love this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely this^^^^^^^
He'd prolly get it tethered to Trump Tower!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 15 Jun 2018, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
THIS!!!!

and Colbert
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You could stage a public deflation.
Or try one of those I-don't-love-my-baby threads on Mumsnet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post But if you do that he might think people don't like him.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post fill it with farts
cow farts.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Could this be adapted into a hot air balloon?
Then it could possibly follow him around.

Or even be powered by his own bluster.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.
Could you not get on to a roof somewhere near, and just inflate it? It would be a while before people discovered you, and the worst thing you'll get charged with is trespass. Actually, looking at it, it's still going to be massive when deflated, hard to smuggle in anywhere.

Why not just get to a park and do it anyway. It'll be difficult to pinpoint if high enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:00, Reply)
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Morning ish all. ouchy head

ta for the ideas/likes/replies

Ideally need a space 5x5 m to inflate
Hassled Juhn Oliver ( and others...Gary Lineker I'm looking at you) but feel free to pile in.

If I hear more or have news, I will post more but until then.. cheers...keep it up , literally, metaphorically and innuendo.....erly
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:22, Reply)
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also maybe speak to a lawyer and argue it out
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post I was a firefighter at Grenfell Tower
Well obviously I wasn't, but this guy was, and apart from shedding a from light on what it was like in there he also has a fair bit to say about why it panned out how it did and who really does deserve to be blamed.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly interesting but bullshit at the end
Saying the cladding was shit but hey, we travel around with flammable petrol in cars as if that's the same. then saying that no one should be sent to prison for this... even if they should be...?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 14 Jun 2018, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone knows it's the conservatives' fault
they planned it from the beginning
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 15 Jun 2018, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post happened to hear cerys matthews interviewed on bbc 5live this afternoon
great quote referencing 'lions led by donkeys' quickly shut down and the subject swiftly moved on to football related lightheartedness. well lol. they had lots of thoughts and prayers to broadcast tho, inviting tweets and texts too, so that's something at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 2:45, Reply)
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Interesting read but does wax poetic towards and at the end.

My cousin was on scene for 22 hours straight and this has royally fused his head.

I am in the Construction Industry and everything I see in the journals and industry press still do not address key failings by all members of the key members of the project team.

They were paid to oversee and make professional decisions.
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post there's an elephant in this room
did you ever see an elephant fly? we may well soon...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in construction also
I imagine it's a VE exercise gone very wrong and I bet there's a few twitchy arses at the moment..
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He’s keen to ensure that the “stay put” advice is maintained
And I understand that that is the basis of fire spread prevention in a block. I support that.

The problem is though that that assumes that keeping the doors shut will inhibit the spread of a fire. That a fire would spread from the inside of a block outward. In Grenfell that was categorically not the case. Grenfell burned from the outside in and was spreading uncontrollably from an early stage, something that the people on scene should have recognised much earlier.

There is rarely one cause to a disaster, usually a chain of events and decisions have to occur beforehand. Change one of those, and you change the outcome. Sticking to the “stay put” advice on the night in spite of the evidence that it was failing was not the primary cause, but it would seem to be a major contributory factor.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post could it not be argued that the stay put advice was itself a cost saving decision?
saves on fitting fire escapes, etc. the whole debacle seems to highlight a profit before people mindset
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post An interesting read
I don't think his conclusion, that everyone just sort of drifted into this mess, stands up though; though I fully respect his right to have that opinion. We elect people to regulate society, which sort of seems to have been the issue here with that cladding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Hybrid animals - nice photoshop skillz
RONSEAL!
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Shorse is mildly terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Very similar to b3ta's own
www.humandescent.com/index.shtml
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Last one looks like Jeremy Paxman.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 16:47, Reply)
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Just the usual Worth1000 swipe file isn't it?
 (Benzyl, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post Anton Newcombe cooks Anthony Bourdain
BJTM FTW
I know the embed is going to be fucked. My laptop is broken and I’m on the iPad and I cannot be arsed working out how to change the fucking link. People that care won’t care. Otherwise, deal with it bitches
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Was never really a fan of Bourdain
but that Jones Town Massacre guy is nearly as much of a knobwanger as him namesake.
 (sithemong, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Jones fathered five children by five different women. He had nothing to do with any of them.
Back in the antediluvian 1960s this was somewhat frowned upon. Thank goodness we live in more enlightened times. Indeed, in some sectors of our diverse and multicultural modern society, such behaviour is quite normal. Poor old Brian was criticised for such conduct, the fuddy-duddies said it was infra dig for a grammar school boy from Cheltenham. May he rest in peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Jones not Brian
Or have I not drunk enough kool aid?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad went to Cheltenham grammar school.
Bri was two years above him.

Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad went to King Edward's Birmingham when it was a grammar school.
Bill Oddie was a couple of years above him.

Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Your dad went to school in a west midlands potato?
Very Oddie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do like a bit of BJM me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-JV18_K1V4
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcLniyKavlM
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post jimmy
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
You wouldn't have to apologise if he was funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It is funny
but then, I've heard this kind thing can be a bit subjective.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah...
...says he's out for a walk, but there's a bike right behind him. Breaks all my immersion.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, it's you
Am i going to have to drink tonight as well?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post every
night.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The bike was placed there purposely
He addresses it later on in that show.
 (Tivert, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Surely The Brittlest Of Glasscocks
But still. The whole thing is great. CUDDLE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKE YOU FEEL VIOLENT
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 14 Jun 2018, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Baz Tonks' World Cup Ep 2 I made this!
Today Baz meets the absolute comedy legend who chucked a kiddie-chair bike into an Amsterdam canal....
(dogfood, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Feetballs

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I need the buzz!
Then get a bloody beehive.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckballs

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You should interview that guy who tried to twat a player whilst holding a baby
Classic Ingerlund
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know it
Link me? Sounds up our alley
 (dogfood, Fri 15 Jun 2018, 23:01, Reply)

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