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A sockpuppet and a troll?
Tis me alas.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Now
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MAKE HIM WOBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
i wish cr3 was true to his word and didn't mod the board he uses, the little fibber, jesus will still love him, i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
who do you think I am?
I was concerned enough about being me.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
i have no idea who you are apart from who you offer to our lord jesus, my post was just a whinge, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
When has he ever said he doesn't mod /talk?
He's stepped me a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
you DID deserve it though

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
who is this person you think I am?
I promise I'm just a girl looking at a boy telling him I love him. And watching big brother. O h the shame
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
im saying NOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
???
Please tell me? I'm amoused like a bouche.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I'd like to know who stepped me 4 to 6 hours after one of my posts full of "HAHA" appeared on the popular page, and had long since disappeared from the first page of /talk.
That MOD needs a cunt in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Did you reply to the wrong post?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I'm smiling because I find it funny.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
he did once, i'm just bitter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
I deserved mine.
I posted a photo of a dead baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I do like jesus, I'm just not looking for a commitment
He'll understand. He usually does.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
he can do casual

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
cool.
Then I guess he's my man. Can he be polygamous? I like to share.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Right then.
Tell me your favourite right wing moan.

I'm personally a big fan of 'the liberal media and establisment won't let you to hear this'.

Being braodcast across several TV channels, blogs and newspapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I like the general term "Guardianista" for everyone that isn't a hard line right winger.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
or "woolly left wing yoghurt knitter"

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Why is it that the right wing of a swan is always more powerful than the left?
You have to sneak up on them in a certain way, the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
i found those tea party protests they had in america quite amusing
lower class citizens protesting small tax rises for the wealthy while they themselves receive tax cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I'm off out in half an hour, and i'm still getting ready.
Thin patterned tights with short cullottes and low heels.
OR
No tights and a floral pattern above the ankle skirt with medium heels.

I like both ideas, but i'm sure the internet will have an opinion.
You can assume the top goes with either.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Hmm
The /talk fashion department sports a pair of stained Y-fronts.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
mine aren't stained
I only turned them inside out yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I'd go for option 2
but I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Option 2 is a nice one.
And if it turns cooler later would probably make more sense.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
alright Mrs Hood Butter
I may be coming to your bash
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
As a gay, I feel fully qualified to answer this quandary.
Forget the tights, start outfit from scratch.

I'll look through your wardrobe and throw away most of your clothes and then set you up with a wardrobe of 24 interchangeable pieces that you will be able to wear for any occasion. It's a revolutionary new concept!

That's all coming up, plus Brix and I will have the regular high street vs designer challenge. Stay tuned!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
shhhhh, here we see on the forum a fat chick seeking attention, don't spook her
HELLO DARLING, SHOW ME YOUR BUMHOLE!!1111!1
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
oh bugger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Fat sphincters make the best crackling.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
INTERNET GIRL

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
No, i'm male, 43, Leeds, Truck cab, Dave.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
why bother?
the shit trucker answer is almost as shit as the lolgirl post
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
People seem happier when they think i'm not me.
I just give them what they like.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I'm not sure
and still getting ready half an hour before you go out? I usually start about 10 minutes before I go out, so you have plenty of time to try on both outfits before Ken arrives and you zoom off to all the hot night spots in town.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Do you have long hair to do?
Do you wear makeup?
Do you have a range of things to wear that look suitable, but when you see them in the mirror aren't quite what you thought?

That'll be why you can do it in 10 mins.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
I think you're putting in too much effort

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Cheers.
I think.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
wear the wolf's rectum across your brow

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I'd go for option 2, but only because I haven't got the legs for option 1
Well, I have got the legs, but I'm not getting them out of the deep freeze at this time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Option 1

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
How long can we talk about me attending a b4sh before a new thread?
It's big news on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
you're not!
you're telling fibs!!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
I got a gaz!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
OMG!
And I can't even come to that bash.
I'm SICKENED! SICKENED I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I told JMG this would cause much stirring in the ranks.
But he wouldn't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
You best rent out a field
for all the extra tents
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
JMG-fest?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
Hahahaah
Yes, I think it will be.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
I hope he is.
He'll be letting the side down if he attends one of those fat-fests.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
I MUSTNT PANIC MUST HAVE POSTED

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
post
fence. garden. house. door. window. licker. you.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
haha i know who you are

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Shhhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
One of your many comedy accounts, I bet!
Trouble maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
this is internet bullying of the worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Please
You make me sad, and all I was trying to do was amuse.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
can i add you?
on msn? If I like? Maybe I could make it up to you. After al the bad air between us?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
i'm crying right now
i hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
no.
please. I just want to rub you nicely and be friends for a long time, so our children can grow up together and think of each other like cousins, maybe even grow up to be lovers
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
i like this attitude, no offence, jesus loves you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
jesus
wants me. For a sunbeam.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
jesus loves you and there is nothing you can do about it, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
None taken. I love jesus too.
Was just merely stating that he would like me for a sunbeam. Not sure what he wants for you though. Something shiny I hope.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
i'd like to be a sunbeam, but perhaps i can just be the twinkle in a babies eye, i won't tell jesus what to do, not my place, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
hmm
do you know the lyrics better than me or are you just awfully poetic and wasted here?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
i am glad you like it, or not, no offence , i was just opening up about my love of jesus, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Jesus was a nice man.
He would like that you remember him and still act out his fantasies
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
I really used to fancy him in Catholic school.
Him and his sexy, sexy disciples.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I'm not being funny but...
Don't take offence but...
I hate to tell you but...
I don't want to say "told you so" but...

You're an ugly twat and no-one likes you. Apart from Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
well at least i have jesus.
btw where does this anger come from? I there something you need to share?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
My deeply rooted hatred of homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
oh dear
let it go, you can't help it. Its just something you are.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
It's hard when every target for a shag is also competition.
Think about it, you lazy breeder.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
wow
thats really deep. I like it when you go deep.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Well only a few people go as deep as I can.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
i'm very shallow
but i think i have hidden depths I just need to explore them more
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I'd open you up and give you a whole plethora of new ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Shameless innuendo.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
hey that's okay, i won't take offence, i'm not very timid, or am, or not, no offence
great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Stanley?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
is that the hoodbutter one? i'm off to that one myself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Great times.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
as long as nobody goes near my bivvy, i swear i'll do time if they do, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
You can put your bivvy in a bash proof area.
I shall reserve said area for your bivvy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
has this area got a lake/pond/puddle? that would be fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
There is an area close to where cr3
errects his. It is next to a pond with a waterfall if that's any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
i like to see water from my bivvy, it relaxes me, good times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
Will there be a neon sign saying "this way to the BIVVY OF LOVE"?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
i don't really allow people in my bivvy, they spill stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I'd like to spill something all over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
see!!! this is why i have to stay in all the time, people threaten my bivvy :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
I just want to show it how much I care! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
No offence. Great banter no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
i love a bit of offline banter me, i'm a really nice banter bringer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
FEED HIM TO THE BANTER!
Erm... Banthor.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
I wish I could come
but I am other end of the country now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Aren't you in JMG territory now?

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
JMG is in roaneah territory, ty.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Sorry
What was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Temporary insanity.
Anyway, if I were still in London I would definitely get a train to WW's and then get AB to give me a lift. Your parties am lubbly. Even if I do have to make some woman cry about sociological theories.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
It's not a bash without someone crying.
Although it's normally violence rather than theories that set them off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Well, I would have given her a good raping if she looked like Keira Knightley.
Unfortunately not. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Sounds like the recent one was quite drama free, comparatively speaking.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
That is the point where I would have arrived.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
It was very quiet
but enjoyable nonetheless. I blame CHB's temporary incapacitation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
i_mustnt_panic must have posted

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
JMG stopped WW3
he doesn't like to go on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
This may cause me to turn up to said event.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
All aboard the jam jar bus!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
I bet you're too busy with the Queen's garden party, and such

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
i dont bash myself
its for the birds
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I detect
a lot of crash diets in anticipation of your arrival
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Well I should make an effort to attend this one seeing as you'll be there Jam jar
I went to the first ever b4sh and haven't been to one since.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Our bashes are OK if you like that sort of thing.
Most people say the swelling goes down in a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
I want the swelling to never stop!
Edit: I'll be with Lu if I come, she's my sponsor.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
soon

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
*nods*
dexy
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
*swaggers*
awiiight, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gng?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
ja mein herr

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how's yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
stuff an ting
where you been at?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
i done been here and there
i done been kickin back wid me hoes n me spades, n me done went to library, but they done dont got a copy of 'fly fishin' by dat dem jr 'Artley
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
tru dat i be fishin on chooseday mi bread bin

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
dem no worry wee-a-hee, dem no worry wee

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Will you be bringing the blue plaque for the wall?
Or will grateful county councillors be round with it during the following week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Nobody is allowed to look me directly in the eye.
I'll be in my trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
*Gets the brown M & Ms*

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
Does anyone know what JMG looks like yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Bald.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Why am I being directed to FAQ?!
I was trying to be funny I think... Or did I do something bad? Tis a hard world nobody seems happy anymore. Mough.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
alright alright everythings gonna be alright

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
NO
NOT IT'S NOT. NOT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
i dunno
i ent doing too bad myself
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
alright rosalicious

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
alright milknosugar

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Have you actually read the FAQ?
Well, go and read the FAQ, then come back.

Look, I even made a rhyme for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
Fanny batter

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
aka Bou

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Yeah,
In hindsight, she could spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Use the "Reply" button.
Don't post new threads.

Though unless you've learnt to refresh, you'll have posted a new thread by the time you see this anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
Wow
You really take this quite seriously huh? Don't worry, will never dare to err again. Bad little me, bad.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Hello old user.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
STOP RUINING MY LIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
i'm happy, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
lurk more

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
You're pushing peoples comedy genius further down the page.
You're not so bad after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
needs more tickling

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
I'll find out if 'i mustnt panic' in a female Asian first.
Then I'm right in with me hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
bleddy lovely

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I've got a semi.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
its probably sunburnt
leave it alone
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
I also can't spell
mustnt. Damnungo.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
JMG'S FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
You're crazy, you
yeah, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
HAHA! YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
alreeeeeet i mustnt panic

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
Syncubus couldn't spell either.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
and look where he is today
prison
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
There's a lesson here.
Stay in school, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
trufax or lies?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
he got put down for 9 months for indecent exposure and resisting arrest, and has had to be put on the sex offenders register

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
"Huntley?"
"Here sir"
"Glitter?"
"Here sir"
"Syncubus?"
"Whoop whoop piss dad squirrel"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
"God damn it why do I have to be on this register? You're such an annoying ass!
I'm gonna get you, the courts and all my other haters banned. You annoying asses."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Who hasn't been arrested for indecent exposure?
Just go with the flow and take the £80 fine ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Quadra spazzed on a life glug.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
or youtube
www.youtube.com/user/Syncubus
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
You've spoilt my entire trip to the shops.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
This is worse than when I was in Swansea, earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
I mustnt.
I won't.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Hello user.
It looks like you're trying to troll.

Would you like some help?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Hey, we were all new once, right?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Yes, but not all of us were this stupid

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Just a dick.
Profile for i_mustnt_panic:
a member for 2 years, 5 months and 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
Maybe not new in time, but...
# has posted 1 messages on the main board
# has posted 4 messages on the talk board
# has posted 0 messages on the links board

I class that as a new person. plus the ~ faq ~ doesn't have an option that says "Hello person who has been here for nearly 2 and a half years. Please read our FAQ. Cheers." unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
alright i mustnt panic

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
*chuckles*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

:(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
alright rosalicious?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
alright jenpots

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Don't worry.
I don't have a picture of a postie anyway, so is a moot point I guess. Was just wonderin for future reference Hello.
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
alright i mustnt panic

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
Oh god

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
Hello,
but.... www.b3ta.com/features/faq/ .... Yeah....
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
I... don't... know

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
Oh, and it was all going so well.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
don't panic

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
moot is a faggot, hello troll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
OH NO EVERYONE PANIC!

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Evening.
Spiders on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
I was talking about this the other day.
Thanks for link.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
So much for you building on that first post.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
STOP! ooh bejesus, can i picture a postie?
Or is that very wrong as well?
(i_mustnt_panic, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
alright i mustnt panic

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Hello new person, welcome to /talk.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
possibly, no offence, jesus loves you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Oh aye

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
You sick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
That's a good first post to build on.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
Everything is wrong here
you'll fit in just right
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
are you high?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
HULL BREACH
i40.tinypic.com/2vngi9w.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
O SHIT!
GRABITTY LEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Hey there, it looks like you're trying to post a picture.
Perhaps you'd like to say hello to the fine fellows on /board
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
I think he prefers us

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
This programme on BBC1 is surprisingly good. "Outnumbered," it's called.
What's surprised you lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
It's very good and mostly ad-libbed.
Was suprised yesterday to get hideously sunburnt despite it being pretty overcast for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Outnumbered is awesome.
It's a mini GMOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
I was exactly like him when I was little.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
I like the little girl.
I'm not a paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
the shitness off some work by an outside company
I could do better in a week. And wouldnt cost £50k.

fucking shits.

if thats the quality of Microsoft Gold Certificate people, its not worth the paper its written on.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Where's your tool?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
Halfway up a crevice in my dishwasher.
She was begging for it.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
at the pub

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I has a ukulele
*strums*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I is trying to learn the recorder.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
ocarinas are easier

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
I have no idea what one of those is.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
It's like a round recorder (so it looks less phallic too)
www.magictails.com/abydos/images/mid-east/wind/large/ocarina_bassd.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Im trying to learn it as its the nearest to an easy 17th century instrument I can findt.
/sad re-enactor.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
And more powerful, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
If you've got more lung power than an 8 year old child, expect lots of horrible squeaking.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
in my handbag

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
oh you utter bastard, today of all days you bring that up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
in my toolbag obvously

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
I keep it in a box.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
what fackin' tool?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
This facking tool!

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
Yay!
2737 Carling sir
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
in my
cd player, Lateratus by the sounds of it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
have you got Ticks & Leeches?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
*checks*
crabs

Edit: no I haven't its thingy. The grudge, thats the one
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
lol or something, probably

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
Dont freak out old fruit.
Its ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
In the shower.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
If you're talking about the pseudo-prog stoner bait, somewhere very, very far away.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
I have no idea what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

this pile of Grade A wankery
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Im not very cool.
I dont know much music
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I've sent him shopping for cake!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
A nice farmhouse?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
Lightbulbs.
Incandescent lightbulbs are a tungsten filament in a bulb filled with inert gas which stops the filament from oxidising and thus breaking.

It is my accusation that lightbulb makers have been leaving small amounts of oxygen in these bulbs to make sure that the filament would oxidise. Otherwise the lightbulb would last forever and we would never have to replace them.

Does anyone else have any other batshit crazy conspiracy theories?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
see Dekionplexis

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
I'll let Dekionplexis answer this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
RON PAUL 2012

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
*masturbates to ayn rand, is 20 stone*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
leave futureeasty alone!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
BOOTSTRAPS

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
is this an impersonation of the average poster on SA?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
I spend as much time there as I do here.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
RON PAUL 2012 - KILL YOUR FATHER

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Doesn't having a fuck-off hot wire touching the contacts damage them in the long run anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
the rapid temperature change caused by turning them on or off causes stresses.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
that and the resistance in the tungsten

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
that's what causes the heat, surely.
and thereby also the light, by black body radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
yea and what will cause the eventual passing away of the lovely little lamp
r.i.p little light giver, jesus loves you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
ooOOOOooh get you mister fucking resistance in the fucking tungsten

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
There's a phrase for it!
*memorises*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
i love electrics, but i too upset to delve into the subject now, no offence, jesus loves you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
May Allah shine down on you, brother.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
I'm a lightbulb maker and I refute your theory.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
See you in court, you fucking cad!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
Make sure you wear your tinfoil hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
What if you pour coke all over it and make it OXIDISE?
I know your wicked ways. Lightbulb makers: source of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I'll let you in on something.
You know those general 100watt bulbs? Get this, It'll blow your fucking mind.


When I make them, I make sure they're 99watts and not 100. Then I add the extra watt onto 75watt bulbs so they're really 76.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
You crafty little fox.
*gets on the phone to Trading Standards*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
they have known how to make neverending lightbulbs for years
i thought everyone knew that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
then why in the name of god could they not make an everlasting you :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
i will sleep forever,
it is not
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
Please rephrase in form of Haiku.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
i'm incandescent

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
Calm down and have a nice cup of tea.
I prefer iridescence to incandescence anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
i'm a lightbulb and i refute your theory

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
are you screwed? lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I require proof that you are indeed a lightbulb.
And an incandescent one at that.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
just look at my name

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
I thought you were just skinny.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
I think the only reason that the US government hasn't privatised NASA
Is that they'd lose their monopoly on dealing with aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
DANCE SUCKA!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
EMERGENCY DANCE PARTY!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
THREE! TWO! ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

nevillesgarden.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/danceparty.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
HAR HAR HAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
do benders like bingo?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
No.

Benders LOVE bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
House? DID SOMEONE SAY
HOUSE?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
PUFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
This scene in my kitchen currently involves pink teeshirts and hard house music

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
OHH YOU OLD QUEEN!
I hope you've got the girls round.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Vultures! Leave SSG alone :(
Still, I've ordered one anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
i'm going to eat my dinner off it everyday, and lick it clean
i won't catch cancer will i?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Only bad people get cancer,
ask yourself "Am I a bad person?".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
I'll take ten.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
I'm ordering eight.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
I'm going to order one for display

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
EXCUSE ME SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GRIEVE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
HOW DARE THEY MOCK ARE DYIN ANGLE :( :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9517972
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
say what

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
house music all night long

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
old skool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
you in my hut now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
this bullying is the worst thing about having cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Worse than the unimaginable pain and the loss of all your pubic hair?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
FAR worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
Bastards they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
i am fucking livid about this, i'm going to gaz a strongly worded message of spite and hatred

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
I'm not sure that I want to be part
of a site that thinks mocking a man with cancer is funny.

I'm going to put that internet user on IGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
be sure to tell them that that is what you are doing!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
I'm sorry you had to see me this way, Gobbo.
I don't want to see this kind of thing after my long day in Swansea.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
you were in swansea?!
why didn't you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
I didn't want you to worry.
You must have a lot on your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
I've got to go now but can someone keep an eye on this for me:
www.b3ta.com/board/9518015
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
i will defend you and our poor little lamb, the brave SSG

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
mercenary

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
That can only blow up MASSIVELY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
nothing will come of nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
i think lear said that.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
i'll let you be in my dreams if i can be in yours,
i said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
no, dylan.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
I missed that pic,
or even that it could be aimed at SSG. I see now how it could be, but I don;t think the guy knew anything about SSG or his ilness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
there are no excuses for that level of evil

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
crosspost!
i done a painting!!!!111
b3ta.com/board/9517664
I AM AN ARTIST
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
omg deja vu

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
The artist known as Pancreas?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
+formerly

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
It's not quite formerly yet,
he's still posting.

Unless it's SSG bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
I'm always a bit ahead of the game.
At some point it will be more cancer than pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
EVERYBODY GO TO BOARD AND CLICK "I LIKE THIS"!
MORE SSG!
We'll miss this when he's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
all ready done
i hope the mods see it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
done and done
I really do like it, rectangular cows for the MFWIN!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
It's beautiful.
This will be my lasting memory of you long after you have gone. You truly were a shining beacon of hope in the otherwise dark mist of /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
RUBBISH
SHIT COWS

RUBBISH
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Oh now this just isn't on.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
I just dare to say what everyone else is secretly thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
the cancer must have spread to your brain if you think this is good

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
why would i think that it is good?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
What do you want written on your epitaph?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
here lies SSG
painter of SHIT COWS that were all the WRONG FUCKING SHAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
cows are actually that shape,
city boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
you two should just have sex and get it over with

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
he wishes his girlfriend was hot like me

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
i wish MY girlfriend was hot like you

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
wait, I'll sign in as Vampyrecat for you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
I'M WAITING

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
haha, I'm not going to do it now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
he's such a tease

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Can you promise not to post links to those cock pics I sent her?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
haha, like my promises mean shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
lol
NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
You're totally not Vampyrecat.
Why don't you own up to all your other comedy logins rather than adopt this as one. People need to hear the truth about Police Dog, bou bees, baldmonkey, boob eyes, and Rathen.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
I think cr3 is responsible for all the comedy logins.
He's in the perfect position to get away with it.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Nah I know who all the above comedy log ins really are.
Gilgamesh ennit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
BzZzZzZz
                         
(bou bees, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
( . )( . )

(IWishFrizWasDead, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Totally Gilgamesh here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Ha I always thought bou bees was you.
Police dog is obviously DG.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
can you please take a front on photo of it?
Would make good wallpaper
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
i can not be bothered sorry paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
fair enough

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Oh my gee you like totally coloured mostly inside the lines and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
I AM AN ARTIST

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
YOU AM AN ARSIST

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
I do like that picture
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090612/ten-doherty-faces-driving-charges-trial-5f8abb3.html
TAKE THAT HAT OFF, YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
hat off the cunt would still look a twat

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I think the hat is the least of his problems.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
This is excellent.
More people should do paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
That will be worth loads in a few months!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
Oh god, I'm sorry,
I'm so fucking sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
Pfffffffft.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
that is are lovely painting yes
*clicks it hard*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
I had your forum banter song in my head earlier,
congratulations, no offence, great forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
It made the popular page.
This is what I wanted all along. You get to feel a small sense of acceptance, approval and praise shortly before you are taken from us before your time. Rest in eternal peace my hairy angel.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
That is slightly less shit than Swansea.
Which is where I was today.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
B3tans help please
We are off to That London for wedding next week and we have been told the car might not be available now so we are looking at coaches and trains. Trains would be preferable but the wedding is near Isleworth and the I want to know if you can help with the following.

1) Is there anyway I can get the two of us to London for less than £100 (from Leeds) as the trains are far more expensive than I thought.
2) Do I have to have a london railcard thingy when I get there do you save much money with one seeing as we'll probably only be getting a train to and from Kings Cross.


If you don't know what is the best condiment. I quite like blue dragon sweet chilli dip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Megabus.
Oystercard is probably worthwhile if you're getting the tube or bus more than twice.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
whats a megabus?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
Cheap coach company.
www.megabus.com/uk/
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
The catch is that toilets are broken, or non-existent.
And the air conditioning packs up on hot days.

/my experience of coaches
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

www.megabus.com/uk/timetables/leeds_london_bus.php
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
£40 for 2 people return seems wrong
surely it's got to be a bit shit, do you just turn up and get on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
yeah, you get a code and you just show the driver that code
on the mega bus its only a quid fifty to london from cardiff
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
(if you book more than a month in advance)

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
really?
im pretty sure when i went to the london bash i only booked it liek 2 weeks in advance and it was still only that much.
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
It's ok.
Better than National Express.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Yeah.
The coaches are actually pretty good. Tend to be quite new with decent air conditioning. Plus the seats aren't made of fake leather that sticks to you like on National Express.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
National express:
Make tickets that you pretty much print immediately or lose, or
Make you queue for ages to collect your ticket while you miss your coach
Overbook the coach and bring along another shit one for the overflow,
Direct the overflow bus to miss stops, including yours
Put a seat right next to the toilet, usually the only one left
Promise on-coach wi-fi that simply doesn't exist
...and worst of all instruct their drivers to perform the same comedy banter at every stop until you want to run up and thwack them around the head with the free water bottle they don't even give you any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
And just to add insult to injury, the average speed per journey is about 18mph.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
It's brilliant.
I used to get the megabus from Manc to London quite often. Cost me £4 return. Loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
A bus from the mesazoic era.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
it makes journeys half price but i think they nick a 3 pound deposit when you top it up now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I agree with all of these.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
coaches are pretty cheap

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
but it's an 8 and a half hour journey
which, even though the wedding isn't until late in the day would mean that we would both be exhausted and have no time to get ready. We could do it at a push and after pricing that up on the national express thats still £90 but with added stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Manchester from London return is about £50 if you prebook the tickets.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
On the train that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
i live in london, i have no idea what you are on about
glad to help
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
that's why I asked about condiments too so everyone could feel involved

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
sorry about the comment below, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
honestly, and people on here call me rude
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
you can borrow my spacehopper

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
I'm going to call you in a few minutes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t26IYZ4FNU0 = you
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Turn your cunting phone on.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
You may get a small rental car for the weekend for £50.
Bit of petrol to pay for but no farting around with tubes or buses. Where are you coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
Nevermind, Fluzzy gave me a clue up there.
www.travelsupermarket.com/carhire/carhireresults.aspx?aggregationid=2072000000000399355&c=23
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
For 1, I'd suggest going back in time a few weeks and booking earlier.
In the absence of a time machine, try splitting your journey into shorter segments and see if you can find cheaper single tickets available.

Try changing at Doncaster, there are far more London-bound trains down that line and thus a greater possibility of finding cheap seats.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
Hire a car.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I was going to suggest this too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I was too.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Photoshop an incriminating picture of the groom and a dead animal and post it on his facebook.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
They would just look at it and say "silly sam" and laugh for a bit,

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
It's my birthday today!
I don't feel any older than usual.
Obviously you'll have bought me some wonderful present...
what's the shittest present you've been given/received?

alt: workmate played a prank on me today...slipped an egg into my back pocket and it broke, very messy and annoying but i'll get him back, what pranks do you play on your cow workers?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Shittest present:
Mexican jumping beans when I turned 25. I mean, the fuck?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
my brother once got 2 bird feeders
and the promise of a years supply of seeds and nuts to fill them(it lasted 3 months and was never replenished)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Actually, come to think of it
my Mum got me a "My little Pony" video for crimbo when I was about 8.

I actually cried.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I can remember getting a knitted dog toilet roll cover for my birthday when I was 9, it confused me somewhat
I don't play tricks at work, they think I am sweetness and light itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Ah, yes. I remember it well.
Age 12-13 pink and white spotty pyjamas for.... I think it was my 17th birthday from my nan when I was mid goth phase. Bless her.

Right, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
It is my birthday too
We can be birthday buddies!

Right i'm off to the pub to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
i'm already at the pub, now to leave the office and go downstairs to drink myself into a coma
iirc other b3tans who have birthdays today include hexachordal and the baroness
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
hexachordal doesn't come here any more
not now he's showbiz mates with Trent Reznor, we're not good enough for him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Who's Trent Reznor?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
PREZACTLY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
my slightly mad great aunt bought me the Ladybird book of London
for my 19th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
and yet you still live up north, you really a crazy in the coconut

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
I know what you lot get up to though
you all dress as pearly kings and queens then have a cockney knees-up round the joanna then go the see the tower of Big Ben at Buckingham palace
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
I sometimes mix miniature land-mines in with the tomatoes.
And put white phosphorous in the boiler room.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I got a book of cocktails and a cocktail shaker from my mum. I don't drink.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Just sustitute all the boozy ingredients with different flavour Panda Pops

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
perhaps she thinks you should, maybe you bore her? no offence, forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
Worst. Bus journey. Ever.
Involved a packed crawling bus, two crackheads (one of which had gold pants on and no top a la MC Hammer), lots of expletives, plenty of scared children, and eventually, the police.

Only thing that got my through it was me mp3 player (Amorphous Androgynous, if yer must know) and the prospect of having a good ol' bitch about it on /talk!

Where would you fuck off to if you didn't live in an occasional shithole like London/equivalent?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
Do you live in Holloway?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Almost!
This was on the 134 up Kentish Town way. Good work though.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
I'm like a Detective or something

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Sure you weren't on my bus?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
Nope
I was at work, earning a living.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
wait,
while you were sat on the bus you were thinking 'oh boy, i can't wait to tell /talk all about this!'
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
In a cathartic kinda way, yeah
Isn't that sad?
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
I overlooked this.
It's what I've come to expect from some of the chubbier blue-namers on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Did you invent that phrase?
I used it t'other day and got accused of meme-forcing by some fat misery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
I remember harshly cussing someone for something they'd said and told them it was comments like that that keep their name blue.
I've used it a few times since.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Crete boi.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Quoi?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
CRETE YOU CUNT.
YOU ASKED A QUESTION I ANSWERED IT, CUNTY BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
CUNTY FUCKING CUNT CUNT
Crete is lully. Good shout.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
Although technically
it does make you an extra out of Mamma Mia.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
Serves you right for catching the bus,
povvo.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Nowhere, everywhere's got it's twats.
The more rural you go, the more insular, the more council estate you go, the more uneducated and fannybattered, the more city you go, the greater the chance of bumping into scrubbers and cunts, especially in London.

Actually, sod that, I'd go to Holland. Dutch people are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Sounds good.
I was thinking somewhere like the Cook Islands, meself.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
Nah
Mars needs women.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
i'd go to venus

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
I live in a quiet village just outside two major cities. It's my ideal neighbourhood.
That said, it would be nice to have a direct bus to the major interchanges that takes less than 45 minutes. Or better still, an actual working railway line (it got closed in 1963 and torn up 30 years later.)
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
yarmouth

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
BUS WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
erith

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Where's that?

(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
south east london

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
i live in London for one more night
and then i'm fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
Awesome
Where you off to? (Long time no speak, by the way!)
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Aberdeen
oh yes, it's you! how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Usual man
Avoiding being killed in London, coupled with being an eternal student. How comes you're off to Scotland? Sounds lully!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
sorry I meant Brighton
i'm always getting those mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Heh
That's even more exciting - as long as you're into your dance music!
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
i'll dance to anything

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Awesome
Hope the move goes well! :)
(WildType is remixing your mum, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I like it in Northampton.
It's not great, but all my friends are here.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

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