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# Normal service will be resumed ASAP
EDIT 3:

Me is just back from teh pub:

Sorry, I should have put here why the board seems borked, and why things are confusted..
(although I also thought maybe a mod would have, but whatever)

After the board was fixed there was a problem with the times/clocks/hampsters that run things, and this (due to transatlantic time differences and the little people that live in the internet) means that my post is stuck here until 3AM UK time.

hence the testcard...

This means (at time of posting) you have just over 2 and a half hours before everything gets back to normal.

In the meantime, amuse yourselves in whatever way you see fit, and dont make a mess...





Original thread:

The 'little devil' was about to find out/

just how evil cats are:




There... that should help, whilst I piss off down the pub.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Yikes!
for once I'm on the side of the kittin!

EDIT, I know I'm a bit slow at posting sometimes - but the timings on this one are daft! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Haha - just noticed that!
A blip to point out to the grandkids in years to come!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
# they'll be so proud!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# If they still remember the internet all the way in future land
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# are you back in merka now? You're invited!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Hellz yes!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# That am fantastic!
wanna dance?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
# LOOK!!!
If you go back to the time it was posted by using older messages - you can find your post!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)
# I think
I'll cram this in here, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)
# lol
supercomputer...
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)
# *meebs*


character obviously stolened
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)
# *beems*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Haha
*joys*

It's almost like he's a little meme. A little, sinister long-nosed meme.

*meebaws*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)
# i just think its a fantastic character
also i noticed the trendy ad men have been watching your animations. the song 'la breeze' by simian has been heard on some cool ad i saw.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Arf!
I noticed that. I also noticed an advert recently for heinz, I think, which involved what could have been pots of soup with little feet.

No "Activate your dancing pants though", so I guess I can't quite instigate legal action yet...

I did like that car advert though, very funkeh
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:52, archived)
# here it comes
here it comes

here it coooommmmmeeeessss
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)
# I heard that
and came bounding through the house...

"They've put The Neville on the TV!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:04, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# he looks so sad
all will be well very soon, cheer up
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Huzzah, very apt.
Woo!
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)
# good to be back

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Well done
Now play Highway to hell

ps...and watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:01, archived)
# is that a turbo button on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:25, archived)
# any booze for the adults
or would i be considered an alkie?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Oh hell yeah! They sell pitchers of beer for cheap to keep us from killing
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# i will visit the states one day
oncw they change their policy against me being within their airspace
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# bring the kids, I'm a few miles from Disneyland and all that touristy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# mmmmmm... Lines...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Nonsense... the old wheelchair trick has never let me down yet

"but daddy, I don't want to be in a wheelchair"

"Shut it, or you'll be permanently in one"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# hehe
i'll hobble the youngest, he's not walking yet anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
# "He's really 3 years old, but he has this disease..."
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)
# new on Japanese TV
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)
# i loved japan when i was there
next to london tokyo is my favourite place
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
# *slaps cheeks*
Mama mia!

/bum cheeks
(MysteryE, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)
# I was liked in japan
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)
# That's because your cat's fucking ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)
# that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
# no iSketch pour vous?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)
# I did for a minute
and got "cock" for a word!
Then I got bored and went back to creating south park characters of people I know
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)
# okey doke
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Plus the server's full
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)
# and were almost
off the edge of teh page
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:09, archived)
# a cock!
'tis true. i was there to witness it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)
# wehay!
is anyone still here?
this is the closest i can get on that southpark thingy
and it's made me realise how boring i am :)
and i'm really bored right now
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
# yeah, im pissed
hurrah to that. my mate made me one once (looks in files)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)
# have you passed out?
*still waiting eagerly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)
# err must have lost it.
damn it. sorry about that. i need to sort out my file at some point, its a fucking mess.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)
# But you are an alkie...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)
# this is true
but i would hate to make my hosts feel awkward
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
# you're such a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# has your hand dropped of yet?
from you exclusive wrist band
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Dropped?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)
# fallen
even
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Didn't fall off
but I did show off my excelent wristband
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah, I'm back
woop woop... or something
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I agree! you are back!
I made a thing

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
# That's a lovely thing, that is
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)
# why thanksyou
so are you...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
# You're such a charmer,
sexycakes
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Wow!
that's nice. And makes me want to say beep,beep,beep,boop beep in a CEOT3rdK way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)
# ow well look
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(CHOPCHOP, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Yikes!
that gives me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)
# ARGHHHH!!!


actually, that's very cool. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)
# carpet bombing
by starlight?

tres woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)
# anyone who is still teh awake:
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml




==============

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)
# the six deaths hat!
you're mad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)
# jus checkin - can't seem to make new posts...
but can reply

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
# and a fine reply it is too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# ...done with brush and emboss (for no reason as usual)
B3ta man will fix break it.




(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# woo!
fix it!!

just like jim!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
#
this threads never going to have an ending and will never go off teh page :O

eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# This IS the new b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# yeah should be one thread for ever
untill the point when the board doesn't even load
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Once the things are cached it wouldn't be a problem
but for the poor people that would get to it for the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# could be fun
I logged out a few times, and did the refresh, but yes... we is in a loop till 3

so.. I changed the pics around and I'm off down the boozer..

laters!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# what the crotch is occuring?

meh who cares.

i drew this.

(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# ok... i'm confused
so i made this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
# You are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Get some sleep, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# I just thought...
I should be renting out that captive space up there...

damn....

why did I not think of that sooner...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# me again

slightly awake
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Moi?
Wish it were true
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Its like my twin brother.
But healthier and fitter looking somehow...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# I am such teh pimp
/would wear this if she had the money
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Hey
nice hat.

*likes hats*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Hat.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)
# pants
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)
# PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)
# OK
PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Pants?
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:23, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Awesome
hattistry
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
# SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Is that like
"quote me happy"?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)
# quo me happy
more!



I know its awful
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)
# everyone gone vanished from teh isketch
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Skatastic.
And after this, I got all happied up.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Shazah!
You have ice cream and booze, the ultimate combination...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Huzzah, it is indeed.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)
# I'm jealous
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)
# I'm confused.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)
# i'm always confused
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Me too
I just want booze and ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Damn terrorists,
trying to destroy our boozey, ice-creamy way of life.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Your posts are in the spazz
Spazz back to the real time to see that everyone has posted their pics 3 or 4 times.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# yes, this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
# aww that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# bit late but
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Haha!
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Is that 3:05am
GMT or EST or WTF
(Lil_john_pi, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ?
(peewee13, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# the cap on the top right..
looks like a scary face
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)
# fuck the cap
WHITE ANKLE SOCKS americans
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:30, archived)
# the board is still in the future
so its like it would have never happened
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I think teh clock am screwing around
ED: now I know, 'cos I can post above myself =$
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
# i think tis taking everyones
regional times, mines 21:08
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Ooh, the clock is fixed now.
(Andy-, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
# mines 21:09
ooh, you must live near me =P
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
# liverpool?
bet u actually do live 1 minuet from me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# I'll be right over ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
# *lubs up*


*silds off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# wicked!
*brings chains*
*gets questioned by ploiceman for walking streets in gimp mask*
*spends night in jail* NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
# *sees you in jail*
*drops the soap*
(qwisp, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Naaa,
my local time is 22:08, still seeing 21:08 as posting time. Which means the board is finally back to normal. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Does mine still say 3am?
Edit- No... W00T!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Why? You live in Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# i am a confused bastard.
(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cripes, that cat looks fearsome!

/Edit: They always look so innocent and lully before they strike.

(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
# evil kittens abound!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I only have an evil monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# I found a somewhat evil kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
# aaaarg theres more
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
# FLUFF AND VIOLENCE!

not shopped, but hey
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I do believe I need to change my pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
# some evil cats...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
...organise and strike as one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Oh GOD
KILL THEM!!!!
(Gabba, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
# nonsense.
they're my friends. they protect me. and, they've made me lots of money choreographing videos for the jackson family.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
# this needs
spakage and animation.
I, however, lack the neccessary skills.
(Lurk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
# same here.
unfortunately. if anyone wants a go at it, i'll send the source pic on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# RARGH!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)
# AHHHHRGGG!
*hides*

ace

edit: as is t'original
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)
# teh evil
/cowers
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
excellent work. they dance!

so... is there a simple online tutorial to explain what you did/how you did it? yes, i'm new at all this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)
# *curtsies*
 
there probably are some tuts out there.

I just took advantage of the mirrored quality of your picture to mock up an animation. To make four frames out of the still image, I made copies at the original size and slightly reduced, and flipped each of those. I also dropped the brightness of each by different amounts to make a looping sequence of four.

If you were using decent software like photoshop and imageready, this'd be easier, but I'm using cacky MS knockoffs, so I have to do each bit by hand - that is, creating an 8-grey solid palette for the gif, saving each frame, and assembling them in the nasty little gif animator tool in image composer.

So, a pleasing effect without any serious manipulation of the original image.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)
# You have all the fluff

edit: no..sorry not true...lemony has the other fluff

bum...Zak has helpful fluff too


ahhhhh...DtH is good with newbies




ah fuck it...you the fluffiest at this moment in time
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)
# :}

filly sucker
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)
# thanks.
wow.

i'm using photoshop (and have imageready, but have played with it rarely), but not your knowledge of what to do with it. i've been offered a crash course by a friend who teaches image manipulation at one of the local universities -- looks like i'll have to take him up on it.

again, well done, and thanks for the explanation. i'll explore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)
# s'alright
 
I don't know imageready either, but from what I've seen, it makes resizing and optimising animations much, much easier.

Probably even easier to make, since each frame is treated as a layer - like traditional pencil-traced animation.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)
# i think so too, but only from...
...exploring it a little. i need a while to sort out how it works (and my brain is small and nearly full already).

*mails rapitinui a cd full of pirated software*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)
# that is so awesome
now i got the fear
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)
# bee not afraid...
...they're armless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)
# KITTIN PARTY TIEM!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Meowarrrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Needs added Fluff..


..and woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# i cant post new messages
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Oh yes you can:
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/23158/
They're not going to show up at the top of the board unless you post them after 3.05 am, though. Same goes for the talkboard.
(tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
# he's a witch
burn him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
# He's not my type.
/comedy typeface-based misunderstanding
(tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)
# hehe
come 3am the night shift is going to be busy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
# isketch?
b3ta room, anybody
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
# o fuck
 
so, does that mean I've got three duplicate new threads to delete later on?

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)
# You and everyone else
\may not actually be everyone
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)
# heh.
i held off on starting any new threads until i figured out what was going on. but i was tempted....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I was close, but resisted
but resisted
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)
# well, I found one of 'em
 
if there's two more out there... then fuck it.

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Do people realise what's happened here?
This post will stay at the top til 3am
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not sure...
but something's going on.
Care to enlighten?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)
# It is because threads are ordered chronologically
The threads with the wrong time will stay at the top until that time is no longer in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Anywhere I can read
just what's been going on?

Yesterday I received an 'Apache Server Start' page when looking for the front page

Edit: Time-spazzed into the future, was it a DDoS by some nasty people?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
# The server fell over,
now it's back up. Hooray!
(tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Hurray!
Three cheers for tomsk Cal
and whoever else brought my beloved b3ta back
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Nowt to do with me,
we have Cal to thank for bringing the site back.
(tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)
# HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)
# HOUPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)
# I'll post this here then
Look it the lil fellas dance

(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Take my robot

ps...very very good pixelisation
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)
# why
thank you.. loving Duncan, and I am not a gypo
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)
# okay then
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Fizz Bitch, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Congratulations!
You win board fame for the next 6 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Ph33r teh kitten
Yay clock-pissage!
(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Rarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
# ...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# oh yes, heres a new comic.
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sickfez/sickfez_knife.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# ...
Squints......Pokes tongue out....nope that writing is completely illgible.
(Lil_john_pi, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)
# watching telly
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Looks like there's going to be a fuckload of replies to this post, then.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# can't make new post. Have a Mosh Girl
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# that looks like a nice day in the life of mosh girl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# pretty colours.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
i was doing something else, but got seduced by the rich reds of the beets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
# pwwettiee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)
# what the fuck is going on
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# ok first b3ta gets DoSed by sily people.
Now the system clock has been fixed after some sort of crazy reinstall and backup operation (my best guess). So to make a reply appear before this one we have to wait until 3:05. simple really. *huggele* I have missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# *hugges*
these are dark times mr a
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# indeed
dont fear though. I am staying up till 3am. Making some l33t flickr add-ons relating to mobiles. All i need now is a job (starting in spetember).
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
# wish i had a job
i might start randomly phoning numbers in the yellow pages to see if i can draw for people and they will give me money
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
# hahahah
I want one!
edit : lets start a business selling you work. I will l33t code something. My idea might have a few flaws in it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)
# doodles
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(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
# umpa lumpa dumpity dee.
watched it on sunday i presume.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)
# nice work.
*wonders if the cutlery-handed boy has a knife anywhere perverse*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# fab stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)
# i love the first one especially
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)
# You've said that before
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
# I think
the bairn looks more evil than the babby
.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Ragh!
teh boards got unsane! too confusicating for me.

woo to the pics an' that
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
# And if I reply to this one . . .
edit: well.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)
# woohoo
and thank fuck for that - another 3 hrs of no b3ta and i was gonna top myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Crack addicted monkeys rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)
# look mah! b3ta!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)
# such a long thread, I thought that I'd pea roast and make it longer
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)
# hahahaha
I know that look... RUN KID RUUUUUUUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)
# It's Post-Borked Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Test...
where will this go.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)
# ah....
here:


Right..

carry on.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)
# I can't stop drawing
(bad) pictures of naked ladies.
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(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)
# why the hell can't I post a new thread?
edit: *reads actual text* ahh... oh well
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ahh what the heck
I really wanted to electrocute him

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(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)
#

oops
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)
# BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)
# slate
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Ahahaha my god this is funny
NSFW, or indeed hetrosexuals
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)
# this should be fp'ed
then it would be the longest fp'ed thread, and the longest thread on b3ta... i think...

/goes to spazz the entire archive
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)
# *awaits the follow-up pic*
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:06, archived)
# *takes seat next to PoofBird*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:08, archived)
# *passes popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)
# ta *passes over* so how long are we waiting here?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# refunds tickets....
sorry guys, the BFBC won't pass it...

kitty porn is illegal


at least I think thats what they said...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# aw... fine...
*spend money on booze & drugs*
*imagine kitty maiming small child*
woah... this is JUST as good
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# However long it takes
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# *ages quickly*
kewl, now i'm almost at my grave...
at least i'll see this before I die...
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# allright....
I'm afraid it aint the happy ending you all were looking for...




(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
# *still dead, cant appreciate hilarity of picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Hooray for the evil cat!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)
# That's no kid!
It's clearly Satan himself.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)
# I wonder what happens
if I reply to this message.
edit: I seeeee . . .
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)
# i have no idea what is going on
b3ta was back...but now it's not working properly. Why must they play with our hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)
# I have a vague understanding of the what.
I have no understanding of the why.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)
# i made a lovely picture involving a cat to celebrate the return of b3ta
but i don't really want to post it now
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)
# I put a sexy new picture in my profile
but now nobody's going to see it until the board's fixed.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)
# *looks at profile*
*screams*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Bwa ha ha,
all according to my plan!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)
# the biggest thread in teh world ever ever



ever
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)
# You could even say...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Fezzett This post may contain elements of sarcasm, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)
# bless this thread

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Just
have to be a part of it
(grey.squirrel, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)
# me
too
(John M Hardman, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Nudists!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 27 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)