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OK... who left the surgery door open again?

Click for biggy

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ashurek, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

I love that

I do. Clever kitties!

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

ARF!

This is exactly the reason why people who sit near me wonder why I keep laughing at my computer all day. DOUBLE WOO!

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magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

It's

good, but I wish I had the tools here to make it into an animation.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

that's quite cute,

yet sickening all the same, woo.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Yes,

I'd say the best of both worlds and therefore perfect B3ta material.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

My girlfriend's grandad had one of those halo things on when he broke his neck.

He had to go back to hospital after a week to get it readjusted cos he'd been fucking about with the screws.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

Sometimes I do wonder whether my 8 ball hates me.....

(little minx, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

Cos it can't spell

your?

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

No no no!

The appostraphy in You're replaces the A in You Are, therefore, it was originally correct. Because it's short for "you are all gay"

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

ahem

www.yourallgay.com

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Seen it before

but I loved it

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Haha

(little minx, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I hadn't seen that before.

That is fantastic.
I now almost believe it was worth getting up this morning.

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Rooster, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

but its

your all gay.

edit: what's an appostraphy?

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Its a cage

where you keep Appostraphes.
Durr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Sorry

I meant to spell it appposstrowphee.

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

i tend to spell it

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

b-o-l-l-o-c-k-s

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thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally????
well I never

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Bovine!

Get the clipboard!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

sharpening

my pencil now.

We're a big bunch of arses aren't we.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Cliquey

doesn't even come close.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

I think it's a cheerful

cliqueyness, thinks seemed to have calmed down somewhat recently.
I is glad.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Thankfully, I concur

although there's still something to be said for lurking for a while, and not sticking your neck out too far until you get the rhythm of the place. Oh arses to it, lets all have a disco.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

you coming on sat

Mr B?

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Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

He's not invited

smelly bovine

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

is he ejaculating

on satellite telly? I hope not!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

Sadly not mate,

sadly not.
I have no money at all, sorry.
I know how much you will all miss me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

no we won't

*runs off crying*

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

You're more of a

cabal I would say.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I have my very own coven

I just need a familiar and I'm sorted.

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

No,

when the word "You're" is placed in front of "all gay" it becomes "Your".
Its old law, or charter, or something...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

In other words,

it's the "all gay" which belongs to "you"

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

No,

it means that all of us are gay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Because

were all gay.

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Lol

I was just playing. What's the clip board for by the way?

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Bovine is keeper of

THE LIST
A list of people unable or unwilling to understand sarcasm

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

Sarcasmically - *How does one..

express sarcasm within text?*

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

ah...

therein lies the challenge, my friend.

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

okay,

it's YOUR all gay.

final.

let's leave it at that.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

are you gay

cos I lost my gay

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thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

you can't lose it.

it's like a heart, without it your nothing.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Apostrophy.

No, that's the correct useage. B3ta spelling, dontcha know. All stems from a troll leaving the post 'your all gay', which we took and made our own.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

i never knew that, but i should have guessed

dsf adsfg afg fg!

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

That's the top

prize for apos

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

neee narrrr

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

neee-narrr

your nicked by the sarcasm police!

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

L M "god-damn" A O

heheh like that alot

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

My first post!

A small typo almost ruined Disney's latest blockbuster...

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

groan ;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Tis muchly woo,

but I'm afraid you've been b3tan to it.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Curses!

Avast. I feels like a scurvy dog now.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

But yaaaaarrrr,

tis a grand old entry, welcome to b3ta, try and leave, and we'll make ya walk the plank.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

And Yaaarrrrr also...

Don't forget International Talk Like a Pirate Day, coming soon:
www.talklikeapirate.com

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Aye, it's old news, I'm afraid.

We've been looking forward to it since last years.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

whee-heee

great first post :)

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

nice first post.

welcome.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

YARRRRRRRR!

WELCOME YE SCURVEY DOG!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Can you tell what it is yet?

Must have been done before

(F1Monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

ARF!

Nice username by the way :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

you should put the link

where you explained atletico b3ta in your profile for reference.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Good point

Well made.

If I can find it that is.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

I could just put the thread with the provisional team sheet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

yeh, some people may still be confused,

but if they are, they must be stupid, and so deserve to be left confused.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Aye, but you should put a squad list somewhere,

so we know who's coming.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

That's a good idea

but would make my profile messy, and I can't really do any other web stuff from work. If someone wants to knock up a list on their webspace, I'll provide the names and link to it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

i'll store them up

on a b3ta message in the past 7 days.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Wes Craven's

Newsround?

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christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

No idea

why I put a question mark on that...

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christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

you dunno

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Robert English's Newsround!

(I do get the awful pun - well done!)

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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

Robert Englund

actually.

/twat

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Wot, no list?

/chad

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Nope he

just got the name wrong.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

But I thought the lists were manifold.

Maybe I'm just paranoid.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

*looks bemused*

i dont get it o_o
eep!!

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Im getting

photoshop today! *woo*

:D

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

i got it yesterday.

i can't imagine it will make my pictures any better though.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Is there anything extra you can do with it

that you can't do with fireworks?

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

no.

and you can't fire it at animals, either.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

lol

I can't make anything half as professional as they get on here.

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

it's all about ideas,

and finding nice images on google...

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

I use a 5 year old copy of Corel Photopaint

so you don't need the mighty photoshop to make decent suff

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

i rarely use photoshop

and make 2,3 pics a day

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

what

DO you use?

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

combination of stuff.

i downloaded something called ulead photoimpact which is quite similar, and i normally only use it for drawing pictures.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

A carrot

and petroleum jelly

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Is there any...

yes, YES!!
It's like magic magic MAGIC!!

A HA HA HA HA

MAGIC!!!

*waggles fingers*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

nice and helpful.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

As always,

and you do not have The List, you monkey.
I have the lists, note, lists, there's more than one.
Durr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

poor deluded

pachyderm

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

it might be something that has nothing to do with you

or your lists.

just maybe.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

No,

everything revolves around me cos I'm fucking great. plum boy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

right.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

I am,

much better than you.
A ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

i think we all new that.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Knew

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

no, i meant it in the term

of not old.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Liar,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

yes.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

so actually you

have A list.. not necessarily THE list.

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Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

it's more directed at reverend dan.

i have the list for him, and also he named 'the list' for reference so it'd be easier for understanding.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

are you

listing?

(

rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

tilting

at windmills

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Don Quixote!

what do you say?

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

There's a tree

by a river near a hole in the ground...

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

It comes bundled with imageready

which is nice. Photoshop 7 has some tools which fireworks lacks I think, and there are more readily available effects and filters too I think. Can you save action sequences in fireworks?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

I don't know what an action sequence is

so probably not. But this is the best Ive done with it so far:
www.b3ta.com/board/1888721

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

i like her

more than i should. mind you, did you see janet ellis on tv last night? the years have not been so kind...

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new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

I saw

Felicity Kendall (or Flickery Candle as I have now dubbed her) on telly t'other night.

Old, but still...cor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

i have to agree

there's someting not right in fancying someone the same age as my mum, but she still had it

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new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Virtually every male

of a "certain age" fancies her

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

I still

hvae fond memories of the GOod Life...mainly cosit was on telly last week.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

And her daughter looks like

a badly shopped Alien Ellis.

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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

And that, my friend

is precisely as good as anything needs to be, ever :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

ha ha!

i didn't see that - but i like it a lot!

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

woo!

nice one :)

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

yu can go back to photoshop

once it's lit

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

they're quite different applications

fireworks is a web image creation tool, photoshop is an image manipulation tool.
Short answer - Yes.

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

morning all!

How does fireworks rate against paint shop pro and photoshop? I have fireworks, but haven't used it yet.

ta, Little D

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

I've been answered by the above responses

nevermind :)

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

Fireworks has most things people need for 2D work, but

Photoshop has the edge (better interface, better brushes, better third party support, and is much faster)

Fireworks is better for animation though (and is web orientated). The only thing it lacks if a import function for video (I am SO glad that ImageReady can do that; I would be shafted if it didn't)

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custard, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

is that

written into your contract?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

contract?

I don't have one of those...

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custard, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

You have to get a contract,

a spoken agreement is not worth the paper it isn't written on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I don't have one of those either...

(wtf is all about, mein interrogator?)

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custard, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

maybe so

but you will feel your images are better cos you blown a sodding fortune on photoshop

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

er, yes.

*cough*

*looks away*

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Of course...

*whistles*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

there was a unnoticeable effect on my bank balance in getting hold of my copy

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Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

cough ehhem
not - paying ?!
dispickable
*cough*

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

you'd

be surprised , it can cover up all manner of cock handedness !

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Tedmus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

here's an idea

put a swear word over a picture of a celebrity and say they shouldn't be on telly.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I'm getting

my big binoculars so I can watch you...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

my copy crashed and burned last night

need to reinstall tonight :(

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Now all you need...

...is a computer!

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Darn

i knew i forgot something...

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

hurrah for you!

Now, can anyone tell me either:
a) Where Internet Explorer stores the image when you right click on an image and say "set as background"
or
b) The linky to Dr Phils Indiana Jones kitten

I want to change my wallpaper but don't want to lose Dr Phils pic

Edit: Don't panic, I've found it!

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LP, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

There's a folder in your windows directory somewhere I think.

go to your desktop properties, relevant pane, and it should tell you. Maybe.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Do a search for...

"Internet Explorer Wallpaper".

It'll be either a JPEG or a Bitmap file somewhere on your machine, probably in your WINDOWS directory.

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GazChap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1680802

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'm getting

an AK47 with which to shoot threadwasters

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Remind me not to play Cowboys and Indiebums with you

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

the entire law of physics will be turned on it's head.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

It's an AK47

with an interweb connection to every one of you.
You have been warned.

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

makes perfect sense now.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

As opposed to voicing disapproval at pictures?

;)

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

I'm full of approval

never nasty to people.

You hate me now, right?

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Nah!

Of course not! I am just joshing. But now you are in my little book of people who i will get one day.....

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

ooh...

a book...

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Thanks for sharing

I'm having a cheese & black pepper muffin in a minute

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

and you're on a 28k dial-up connexion!

hahahahahahahahahahahagetafuckingjob.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

31.2k this morning

:-(

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

can I have one?

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Sainsbury's

59p

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

I heard that all new versions of the CD have the SoBig virus on it,

and therefore adobe are recomending you download and patch the demo*

*may not be true

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

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Rooster, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Class!

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

arf!

Yay for frog contestants!

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

yay for filthy frogs too

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Chortle!

Snort.

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Rooster, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

superb

like it

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Remember childen

true beauty is on the inside!

Hooray! It took me hours, but I colored it in!

(Kimbo, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

If that wasn't so ugly, it'd be damned purdy.

Woo!

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

that's quite a fab picture.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

Hi ho meerkat! And AWAY!

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magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

I wish

I could come up with ideas like that.

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Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

All it takes

is access to google image search and several hours of boerdom to fill every day at work...

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magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Does Boerdom...

...involve Dutch people?

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

No,

I'm training to be a Seth Efrican.

(who can type proper)

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magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

sith efrikan, surely?

as in, sith lord?

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

arf!

/expels snack-a-jack at high velocity

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

screenwriting for Whiskas

is starting to show it's toll

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aubergene, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeee's misty!

woo!

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Heh heh

That is ace!

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magicbaboon, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Hahahaha

nice

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

I'm going to play wiht this etch a sketch for ever

and ever, and ever, and ever..

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

Why are etch-a-sketches still popular

they can't draw shit!

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

No, but they can

do shit drawings

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

and they

don't make a mess, unless you smash them really good 'un proper

(

aubergene, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

hehehehehe

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

The Catharsis continues:

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Speaking of people who shouldn't be on the telly,

Terry and Gabby Show starts in a couple of minutes.

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

I bet Gabby

is a good shag though. Terry probably knows.

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Yeah

I bet Gabby is filthy, utterly, utterly filthy!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

Hang on, it's not on till 11.

I thought Isthisyou said he would be on at 10:15.

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Bugger!

I forgot to set the video!

(

LP, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

You need

more gelatine, and whisk it harder.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

WHISK IT!

WHISK IT HARD!

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

I can't see who she is

Go on - give us a clue

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

Kate Lawler

BB2 winner with delusions of adequacy who hosts Ri:Se in the mornings.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

winner

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Oooooh

We have a fan?

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

no, just an inordinate amount of meaningless information

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Don't you hate that?

I realised last night how much crap was in my head when I watched "the curse of blue peter" and "the a-z of celebrity nudity" and realised that I was able to predict everything to my g/f before it came on.

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

i found out the other day

that i know all the words to the theme tune to the fresh prince of bel-air.

i didn't know that i knew it.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

And the middle 8

for different strokes...

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

like

it matters.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

Is she on the telly still?

For fucks sake.......

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

i do believe

she's on RI:SE

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Incase you missed it further down

www.b3ta.com/board/1892767

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

well done for putting me up front

why?

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

It's fairly random to be honest.

I think we'll be playing in the famous 1-10 headless chicken formation.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTT !!!!!!!!!........

..........just practising

(

Tedmus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

i was thinking last night, actually

the last time i played a proper game of footy i started at left back and was cack. then i switched to right-wing and scored two and set up a third insinde the next five minutes.

this might have been because they'd changed their left-back as well - who's to know?

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Yay

Right back for me!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

a dangerous position

if ever there were one

(

Lynxkitten, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

I'm probably up for that too

if you need more players

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Good man.

Hoping for a big squad to allow rolling subs, seeing as it's the day after the bash......

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

and then if popbitch aren't up for it

we can have a b3ta v b3ta game...

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

But...

I still would though

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

you and me both

(just not at the same time..)

(

Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

she might

if you ask her nicely.

(

Lynxkitten, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

It's got a whiff

of Popbitch about it this campaign of yours.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

mindpiss!

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Hmmmmmm

Nah. But you have a point. It is fun though. I think this is more b3tan, saying that they were kiddy-fiddlers would be pop biatch!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Speaking of popbitch.

I went outside for a fag, and mid drag I turned round to be confronted by the woman who plays Gail in Corrie walking past me. At this point every jok Jim Shelly ever made about her looking like a cut mushroom or a patronising pigeon came flooding back, and I spluttered, choked, and ended up doubled up on the pavement wheezing. She looked rather alarmed and scurried off.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

you charmer.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Pfft.

I read that as 'cunt mushroom', which doesn't even bear worth thinking about.

(

charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Everyone on

TV is a kiddy fiddler. It's a requirement for the job.

I don't find it that funny, that's all.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Ooooh!

I'll stop then.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

take no notice of me

I never do

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

who?

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

let it go.

she's not worth it.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

But... but...

She was a person they interviewed for Sky One's 'Weren't the nineties great? Let's have a cheap programme full of stuff from three years ago and interview z list celebrities' show, ergo she must be important and knowledgable.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

*cough*

Kate Thornton

*cough*

*stab*

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

she is so useless

she makes Ian Lee look clever

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

I quite like seeing her on the telly in the morning

Am I alone in this?

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

She angers me....

...but you occasionally get to see her under-crackers, which is nice.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

I would.

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

hurrah for nora batty!

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

She gets

me UP in the morning
fnaarfnaar

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

look:

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

bum bum bum

aiiiee aii

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

Well

that tune's stuck in my head now...

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

mine too - arrrrse

nice time in france?

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Pretty good!

spent too much on funky tshirts though!

(

christhebarker, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

1 tin of chick peas blended with the juice of a lemon

stir in a crushed clove of garlic
and 3-4 tablespoons of tahini paste
and 3-4 tablespoons of olive oil
add salt and pepper to taste

= hummus

(jokeface_killah, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

or just liquidise falaffel

and you get hummus

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

So if you dry hummus

then you get falaffel?

(jokeface_killah, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Falafel

8 oz (225g) chick peas
1 onion, very finely chopped
1 garlic clove, crushed
1 slice of white bread, soaked in a little water
1/4 tsp. cayenne
1 tsp. coriander, ground
1 tsp. cumin, ground
2 tbsp parsley, finely chopped
salt, to taste
oil for frying

and thaaaat's how you make falafel

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Wow.

I can't believe nobody's posted the recipe for hummus before.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

noone's

posted it million times before.
edit: damn you and you're edit button.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

yeah but

this is mamma's secret recipe

(jokeface_killah, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Not my Mamma

she's shit at Hummus, but she does do a good Toad in the Hole.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

looks like a very basic

recipe for hummus, to be honest.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

what might one add

to make an advanced hummus recipe?

(jakeohoho, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

No shit

sherlock.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

aahh

i wondered what the 'special ingredient' was

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Spunk

Potentially.

(</guy>, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Nope.

1 tin of kittens blended with the juice of a giraffe
Stir in a crushed baby's face
and 3-4 tablespoons of sharks and helicopters
and 3-4 tablespoons of mixed memes
fluffy and furtive to taste

=hummus

(

charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Someone buy me one,

please!
I want Winky.

www.wonderfarms.com/

And this site rocks like unsteady circular cheese.

www.apakstudio.com/studio/apakstudio.html

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

You want winky?

How rude! Ooh, I like the gallery.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

Gallery V cool

I want one of the 4 eyed ones..

(

Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Who needs drugs...

www.wonderfarms.com/scope.swf

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

that is soo

cool

(

Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

Soft and smooth on the outside and furry on the inside?

I bet you want one you dirty dirty man.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Blimmy, both rather good links...

although I think that robot one wasn't made by that 12 yearold

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

winky is swollen with love and ready to share?

If you rub Pinky's speical spot?

These are dirty dirty creatures!

edit I love the music though

(

cheeves, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Dream

I had a weird dream last night that Slim was the third member of my flat, but that we never ever saw him. The only evidence that he still lived there at all was a growing pile of Batman comic books.

B3ta dreams are weird, but cool.

(

watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

and he mysteriously returns this morning

noticably without any mention of Batman comics!!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Hahahaha.

Slim's got a stalker!

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

Nah

I could never choose him over you, Baz!

(

watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

and I don't even like Batman

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Crivens.

You really do have a picture for every occasion, dontcha.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

lovely pic

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

hahahahahahaaaaa

woo!

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Not always.

I once had a ~~dream~~ nightmare where my girlfriend was helping me to do goatse for my family.

(

charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

Two nights ago...

...I dreamt that the Cheeky Girls held me down, shaved off my pubic hair then roughed me up a bit.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

That actually happened to me*

* Contains 0% fact

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

not so much of a dream as a premonition...

Better watch your back.

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

Any sign of the sicklet yet?

... my sister finally gave birth yesterday amid much family hoopla.

(

chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Woo!

Congrats Uncle Chthonic. I bet it takes them a while to learn to spell your name, though.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

She's called

Amy Jane which makes me think of The Waltons more than it should.

(

chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

My Brother is called James Robert...

...or Jim Bob - much more Waltons than Amy Jane.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

My sister is my mum

much more Waltons than all of you

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Yay - congratulations to you and your family!

Mine is still doing a no-show. We have run out of ideas for natural induction and are both getting quite frustrated and angry. Hence my general demeanour and unfluffiness on b3ta for the last while.

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

i hope you said "woo! yay! houpla!" upon hearing the news

and that your sister stared at you blankly.

congratulations to all.

(martian, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

I had a dream about a fish with a big smiley mouth last night,

kind of like rathergood's kittens. That freaked me out.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

jeezas.

y'all is a bit weird.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

It's a theory...

Not sure about this ... it's an obscure
movie, the chance of anyone recognising
Isaac Newtons face is small, and it's
not exactly a "premake"...

Should I compo it?

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

Yes

Compo it. We did see what you did there.

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

No reason

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

i am not a monster

I'M A HUMAN BEEEEEEAN

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

HHEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUYYYSSS!!!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

arf!

cheeky wee repost

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

LOL

Babe Rooooth!

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Reckon anyone will buy my merchandise?

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3548205798&category=1113&rd=1

:D

(

GazChap, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

you loon

hehe

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

you loon

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

got your number

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

How things are made:

manufacturing.stanford.edu/
Huge videos on how stuff is made, including chocolate, motorbikes and plastic bottles.
Interesting in a dull kind of way, very long downloads though.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

thank you :)

I'll be looking into vat later :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

I should probably

have just 4rthured you the URL as I figured that you would be the only one who would be interested.

(

butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

That,

is funny as hell!! roflmao

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

have you seen bonsaibriton.com?

i think its disgusting and cruel

(psausage76, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

*insert comedy trombone noise here*

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

*PONK*

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

Today I start my campaign:

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

hahahahahahah

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

I can see this one

going on for a while. How many people are there on telly exactly? The only ones who should be allowed on are Anna Ford, and that new bird off newsround.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

Agreed!

I am looking forward to my own personal cathartic bandwagon/high-horse!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

and Fred Dibnah

(

barnesy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

seconded!

(

Danblez, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

Too bloody right

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

and Adam Hart-Davies

and Patrick Moore

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Adam Hart-Davies tried to kill me once

100% of fact

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

LP texted me

the other day to say he'd just been nearly run over by Adam Hart Davis

(

barnesy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

he's at it again then

he must be stopped

(

Mr Peet, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

it's not like

it's difficult to spot him though. I guess that explains his low strike rate.

(

barnesy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

a new show for him then

"What Dangerous driving did for us"

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

4,567

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

4566 shurely?

chris tarrant is no longer human...

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

4,565

then, 'cos that cunt Chris Evans has taken himself off the TV as well

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

not

many on mine , video and dvd take up too much space........

(

Tedmus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

Zora Suleman

that is all

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

i bet he wears this

btw: he really is a cnut!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

I have a feeling that this is going to be a long list

and I'll agree with them all.

Woo

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

not sure of #2, but

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

What me?

I was only on crimewatch so it doesn't count.
EDIT: Ah - redex gone! That was my birthday card. You can't use that against me!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

my neck hurts from trying to read that lot.

(

Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

good oh

this has potential to be a long running campaign

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

it's hugely witty and incisive too

eh no?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

I didn't say it would be a funny campaign

just a long one.

(

Pootle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

It's going to be a long campaign isn't it?

edit: mindpisssss

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

Yes.

Even CGI representations of him should be utterley destroyed!

(

Spencer Elden, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

especially them

you can see the board meeting:
'lets fuck the company up with yet more who gives u extra adverts, but this time, we'll hire some CG muppets to do it'

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

agreed!

only one group I insist upon being permitted, whether you like it or not, and that's the cast of Spaced. Particularly the sexy gorgeous Simon Pegg...

*drools*

(

Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

I am really Simon Pegg

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

and you appear to be covered

in drool. ewww.

(

chthonic, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Hehehe, agreed

Can you please add the kid from the Orange phone ads to your list ....

(

anno domini hiatus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Who makes you angry?

Who? Who? I do!

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

Arf!

(

sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

Morning all.

Looks like Uncle Herbert has a date. And Veronica is one classy lady.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)

Secshy Laydee.......

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

I can't help thinking

that he's having a tug

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

'Ullo mate!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

lo there

I haven't been in these parts much for a few weeks.
I've got real work to do. It's a crasy hardcore way of life!

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

ditto

really am a busy sod.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Morning :)

And what a great one it was/is to wake up to Irre.
I've got to grips with the m3tatweening at last btw and it's looking good :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

yeah, I had to order it by post

can't wait to see the m3tatween

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

hehehehehe *big grin*

morning mr sheep! wonderful picture!

morning to everyone else while im at it too!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

morning

(

Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1892767

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

woohoo!

you even got me in the right position

*snigger*

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

that's an awful lot of defence

i'm glad i've not got an arrow, means i don't have to run

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

shouldnt be too tough for me

my dancing of grand fabulousness helps keep me fit

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

i'm giving up smoking as soon as my duty free run out

so come the weekend i will be a supreme athlete

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

It's only that formation

as that's what I happen to use on Champ manager 4. The formation will be 1-10 in some loose rabble ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

just like our school team's formation

10 fat kids chasing the ball around.

(

new_matt, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

I wanna play

Chump Manbear 4!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

I keep meaning to make

"Chimp on a ship manager" in which you have to click furiously on chimps, who are bailing out your sinking pirate vessel.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

I liked the monkey in PiOfThCa

it was a nice proper pirate film, i'd have preferred a parrot maybe though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

Parrots don't scamper or hiss though

both of which added to the dynamic of the screen play.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

nice woo

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

huzzah!

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Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

lmao

hehe

(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

lovely

morning all

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mozza, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

phwoooaar !

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Tedmus, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

Look link up there

I got a bit excited last night.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

Oi, skip (and tedmus).

I'll tell you for definate whether I can make it to th footy or not in a couple of days, but I'll probably be driving from Liverpool if anybody wants a lift? Bit of a b3ta road trip?

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

If you're driving

I'll hop in, as might PMGT if there's room. Give me a shout when you decide.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Cool. Can get five in but it'd be a bit crowded.

I heartily suggest four, I'll check numbers and get back to you.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

He's very excited

Yay!

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Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

There's a lot of me

in Uncle Herbert

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

Hahahahahah

Your baby wee?

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

No sprog yet?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

Unfortunatley no.

She went for shiatsu induction accu-massage last night and the sicklet is still having none of it.

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

Someone told me

liquorice brought on labour. It doesn't work. I now have a fear of all things liquorice though...

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Wifey, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Morning!

And Yay!

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

If I had a mouthful of something I'd have spat it all over the place.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

hehehe can you tell?

(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)

You're sunshine elephant in disguise aren't you? ;)

Nice paintmash. Welcome :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)

hahaha

'sunshine elephant in disguise!'

If he/she was then it would be smothered in cack poetry.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

and crude sexual references

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Uncle Joe, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

she

my names Emily - im 16

(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)

hi! nice to meet you!

you'll enjoy it here. B3ta chicks are officially HOT.

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Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

Really?

Oh God, we're gonna get investigated by the Daily Mail...

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

stop trying to groom me

you're doing it all wrong!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

Shut it

& get back under the stairs!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

groom

groom groom groom

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

Groom, groom,

Simon Groom

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

With a broom

in my bedroom

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

He won't leave soon,

not till noon,
Groom, groom,
Simon Groom.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

Straight from the womb

womb, womb
To the internet chat room
room room.

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

Reeeally?

*twiddles mustachio*

I'm sorry, welcome to B3ta, pull up a Marmot, put your feet on a Yak and make yourself at home.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

you really should

let your Marmots and your Yak out of your home once in a while... they need to see the sky

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

NEVER!

A HA HA HA

I AM THE BEASTMASTER!
I AM THE BEASTMASTER!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

okay

furry muff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

I CONTROL

ALL ANIMALS USING FINGER MAGIC!!

A HA HA HA

FINGER MAGIC!!

EVEN NOW AN ARMY OF ANGRY CHICKENS ARE HEADING TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!

and you can't run

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

then you have been fool-ed BEASTMASTER

your chickens are no match for my chicken pacifying plastic ring, they will come under my control and will bring about your downfall....

mmmwwwwhhaaa haaa haaa haaa

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

here you go then

hahaha told you so

(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

oh my

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

I'll just stand here

with my yak

(Emzickle, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

DANGER! DANGER!

IMMINENT GROOMING!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

MY KEYBOARD SMELLS OF HAMMERS!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

Welcome

watch out for the b3ta boys, I'll wager they'll be all over you like a rash.
edit: see?

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

groom

groom groom groom

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sick_boy, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

I don't brush my hair

I'm groom-proof

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

No you're not

little girl...will you be my friend...I have cheese, all the cheese in the world.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

ooohh..... cheese....

Is there jam?

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butchbint, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Refer

to above post...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

lo!

welcome!

eeees a ver nice mash

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

aww

nearly as good as mine!

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Batsgirl, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

nice pattymash

;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

Welcome to fluffy

B3ta land

Woo to the PaintMash

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

very warm welcome to you

pull up a kitten

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bleepbloop, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

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