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Is this a first?

A b3ta game for a PDA.
It's a bit shit, but I've just got an iPaq so I'm playing around with writing stuff right now. If you want to play it, you need the Flash plugin first.

edit / you can play it on a normal computer too :)

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Nath, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

it's clever

i don't know what it is, but it's clever...

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

woo to you

edit/ is rob about?

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Happyperson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Level 1 took me 59 seconds

Is this considered bad?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Not sure

I have a tendancy to be much worse at the games I write than anyone else. With this one though, you do get better with practice

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Nath, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

that's very good

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cheeves, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

nathan is a good name

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

You

would say that though
:)

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Nath, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

woo!

thats realy nice and a good game too!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

B3ta looks really good on a Pocket PC

Is it intentional?

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Nath, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

that's

very good indeed.
yay

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

the bugs

always had a banging party

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

can I come?

please?

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

*faints again*

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

that's not entirely what I meant

but it's a good idea.

Any offers?

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Yep.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

email

on profile...

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

you'll have to wait till after school

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

In what sense?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

wow

now thats hot

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

wahooo

- gets out woman manual - oh so thats what thats for!!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

he he he

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

Yeah, but it's a bit pointless, isn't it?

I mean, what do we get out of it?

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

umm a bad back or a

sore tongue!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

you get

favours returned.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

correct

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

not always nessasary!

sometimes its better to give than recieve!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

hello!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

"CRASH TEAM CRASH TEAM"

*body flexs under high voltage shock*

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Something or other STAT!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

stop pissing about.

you have a woman. Superwoman if memory serves!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

I know but even though I'm on a strict diet

I can still look at the menu!

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

Poor bear

Young Batsgirl's playing merry hell with your dicky ticker, isn't she?

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

I read that as something else

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

I thought

you would

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

the b3tan girls

are exceedingly adept at leading the b3tan boys around by their John Thomas'... mostly because they're usually quite good looking and the guys are a bunch of computer-geeks

/ducks flames from the lads

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packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

or possibly I'm

a bit of a flirt-a-holic.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

I read that as

something else

*PARP*

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

have you tried

flirtaholics annymous? they have this 12 step programme.... yada yada yada

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packetslut, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

And there ain't nothing wrong with that.

Men are generally rubbish at it though. That's where most of the problems come from...a man interprets a flirtatious remark or a measure of body language as a "come on", whereas in actuality it is simply a "come on, I'll have a look at you".
\rant

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

most interesting

*scribbles notes*

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bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

well yeah

if I slept with everyone I flirt with, I would have a lot of regrets and very sore bits!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

And be very, very tired.

;)

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)

that sounds most appropriate

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bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

Some of the boys

are lovely.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

What she said

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

I now you mean me,

all of you.
YOU ALL WANT ME!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

*sigh*

Alas tis true.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

There's no alas about it

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

There's nothing quite like

forbidden passion fruit.

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Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

Better to face the truth

than to die a bitter lesbian.

Keats, 1876

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

not many

though

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

You're alright,

you're not me, granted, but...you know...you have a certain charm.
I'd shag you...if I was gay...or a woman.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)

thanks for that ringing

endorsement

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)

Well you know,

I like to big people up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)

are you boasting

about your girth?

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)

Yes,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)

*gets up, faints again*

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

you try hard enough :)

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

God,

you're demanding.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

woman

control yourself!
coming all over the board is no way to behave!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

sorry

I will think before I post next time :)

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

At least

you're smiling now :)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

that's true

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

some people are just greedy

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

i don

geddit

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

she wants to go to the party!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Click for biggy

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ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

pffft

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

poor poey

is poorly! :o(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

thats where I got my inspiration...

Sick pope news

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ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

its funny

because organized religion is a crock

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

Why not

cross out the word "organized" it might be closer to the mark.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

what about

disorganised religion?
sounds fun to me

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

Our Father/Mother...gaseous sentient cloud thing,

who aren't in Heaven, or who are, or who might not be in Heaven because it may not exist.
Hallowed be thy name...or is could be Emily.
Thy Kingdom come, if you want.
Thy will be done, if you really think you need to be...that's if you're doing anything with it.
In Earth, which we know, as it is...or may not be in Heaven/Cloud place/somewhere.
Give us this day, if you have any, our daily bread...or maybe cheese.
And forgive those who tresspass against you/it/thing...or don't, its up to to you really, as we forgive those who tresspass against us.
Lead us not into temptation...again, it's your call,
and deliver us from evil.
Fotr thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory.
For ever and ever.
If you want it, as I said, its up to you...if you exist.
Amen...or woman...or gaseous sentient cloud thing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

cheese not bread

could start a schism that'd last 10,000 years though

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)

not the 9 o'clock news?

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

No,

my head.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

cos if it's not externally organised

then it is more a set of personal ethical systems, which aren't particularly a bad thing

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

Hooray for

Unitarian Universalism

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

Well said Pootle.

although I did have an image of a confused priest wondering where he had put the cross and swearing he had left the Bible on that table over there

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

which is, undoubtedly, significantly more entertaining

than what I had to say

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

you point is so valid though -

in these days of internet chat room terminations, low hummus and a lack of respect for all things fluffy, clearly defined personal ethics are the only way "WE" as a species are going to survive. Following someone else and their ideas is simply not an option anymore.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

Yes,

I agree with you completely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

giant domo attacks....

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Blimey!

He could have a battle with super-piglet:
Mmmmmm

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

yay

the battle of the errm minute

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

what is domo made of?

i reckon sawdust.

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

that and the guts of humans

whats the fear made of! i think its human souls

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

eep!

run little humans, run!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

I have a complaint...

...my ISP's DNS server has a cache the size of a peanut, therefore I have taken to pinging less popular sites to get their IP address, which /I then enter in place of the DNS name in Favourites. It speeds up finding and accessing sites lots and lots. THere's a problem though; whenever I do it to the esteemed B3ta message board some images, such as the inestimable Domo above, are replaced with a graphic claiming to be stolen from B3ta. Me say it have broke teeth, how you say? (Been studying Patois on me sick bed, see?)

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

I like grapes

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

I bent my wookie

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

my cat smells of cat food

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

That's not b3ta's fault

it's the fault of people setting up their htaccess in a shoddy manner.
Stop shoddiness now!

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Well, that's terrible!

The world is full of injustice today. Why, only this morning Computer Weekly turned up a day late!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

I'll get onto subscription services

and sort that for you.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Hurrah!

I'm not well, you know. (gets taken back to padded bedroom trying to explain something...)

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

shod off!!

:)

(SEAN CONNERY)

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Well, Mish Moneypenny.

Internet impressions are great!

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

You are a shite for shore eyesh.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

Yes,

down with Shoddyness.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

I'm not happy with

Haphazardness, either.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

Gosh,

nor me.
Down with Shoddyness, Haphazardness, and while we're at it, down with Hastily Constructedness as well.

*waves fist in revolutionary manner*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

can I add: Slapdashism/Slapdashery

and Bingbangwallerwallerdingdong?

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

like frivolousness and lolloping !

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

you probably like frippery too

I've heard about your sort...

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

*gibber*

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

If they're hosted on UKDragon

there's an anti-bandwidth-thievery thing in place, so if the image is requested from any server other than b3ta.com or www.b3ta.com, then it returns that image. It's to prevent kiddies leeching and posting the images on message boards, etc. Someone should just tell Kieren, he just needs to update the .htaccess file.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

If it could be sorted...

...it'd make things a lot faster. I mean, it's not like its a tuppence ha'penny ISP, just that b3ta slides out of the cache all the time so you have to access it a few times to get F5 to blinking well work if you go through DNS.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

May I ask which ISP you're with?

So I can add them to a big blacklist.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

Whatever you think's best, dear...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

you could just set the referer in your browser..

(radja, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

There's clever.

100% FACT.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

Y'know..

you could put an entry in your local hosts file. Search your c: drive for "hosts" then open it in notepad and add the IP for www.b3ta.com

:)

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Ptortoise, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

There's even more clevererererer.

101% FACT.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

yay !

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

what a super pussy

hmmmm super pussy

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

would the colective noun be a 'Forest' of super pussies

or a 'Quim'

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

snatch !

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

hehehehhe quim

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Or a

minge

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

clout

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

A minge with a

fringe?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

ooh

pretty!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

Crush them under your mighty paw,

oh sainted one. Anyway, got to bugger off for a bit, cos there's far too many boss types lurking around my office.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

Tell them to bugger off and

do some work

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

Pearoast

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

Mmmm mmmm

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Are they

Spicey?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Theyre

Finger licking good

(Sheepattack!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

mmm, brains

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

That reminds me of System Shock 2

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

arf

brains!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bleepbloop, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

Royalty - gotta love them

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

interesting...

and clever.

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Hahahahaha.

The cunts.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

i just wet my

pants with laughter

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

i was just about to make a grooming joke

but you're only 15, so it might be a little close to the bone* ;)

*to coin a phrase

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

groom me instead

;-)

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

do me!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

No! do me!

/cyndi crawford sketch

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

I tried

you wouldn't have me.

Ah well.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

really?

requirements on profile...

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

that's pretty much everyone isn't it?

;)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

I'm

male
36
married
fat
tired

23
single
slim
full of energy
honest

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

oh yes.

thats what i like to see.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

titter

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

interesting

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

ooh

nicely done.

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

As that was loading

I was expecting to see the word "priceless" at the bottom.

Woo.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Hmmm

Interesting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

mmmm

political

(Armer Farmer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

God bless 'em every one. If only I could find my Queen Mum Nazi Funeral picture. I have misplaced a sizeable chunk of my tatty-shop archive!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

here, have a quick spam

Godzilla Queen now with added Durex ad!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

that is

probably the funniest thing in the world. ever.

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

I fucking hate that little fucking cunt with a fucking passion....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

he can't even

get the same colour socks, the thick shit.

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stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

The annual meeting of the illiterate child awareness group got of to a poigniant start this morning...

(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Hahahahaha

Sign Bandwagon ahoy!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

tee hee

I blame you if it becomes a "sign bandwagon"

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

I doubt that it will

(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Someone say Bandwagon?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

who does that badly shopped head belong to?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

"useful idiot"

yesterday.

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Have they not ntoiced

that an inflatable elephant is attacking them!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Maybe

They were trying to spell out "Hephalump"
cos there's one behind them!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

'poignant'

And woo!

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Putting the clock back

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Arf

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Fat Marrow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

ahhhhhh

its just like being 14 again.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

I am 14,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

twice.

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

A/S/L?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

14/Female/erm...Bromsgrove....no, Kent.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

My name is Shevaun

I like burly men.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I like them

my age, 29 14, with bum fluff

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

I don't care

has long as they have gout.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

cor

it might be your lucky day

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

cor

I like my men like I like my cheese, rich and rotten.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Aiken-Augusta Swim League?

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

hi!

12 21, F, Lowestoft!

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

wanna cyber?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

incidentally,

did anyone else try and click the "XXX PICS" link?

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

no,

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_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

just you luv

sorry

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Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

fucksocks....

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

i did

even though i'm at work. it was just a natural reaction, I guess

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

me too

you like busted? matt is soooooo coooool

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

I refuse to say anything along those lines,

even for the sake of a gag on an internet messageboard.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

We all know how you feel

about that particular boy "band".

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

I find the male associations particularly offensive too....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

i must confess

that i felt soiled writing it.
particularly as my wife's cousin (15/f/somewhere oop north) claims i look like one of them. *shudder*
edit: i also, according to my gay Parisian friends, apparently look like this guy too 2be3.old.voila.fr/Galerie/index_frank.html#
I'm thinking of getting plastic surgery to remove the boybandishness and make me look more like Lemmy

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

I'm

15 and a half

stone

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

pffft

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

I'm 15 and a half

years

hehehehe

(

dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

tee hee

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

hahahhahahaaaa

fife.
poor sod.
hahahaaaaa

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Stop it!

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

that

is truly brilliant

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

*bows*

thankyou

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

thank you for making me laugh.
I guess they just didn't like his typeface

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

Yay!

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

(

mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Hahahaha

The irony!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Ahh

like my daughter's toy iron. It looks like an iron but its not an iron. It is irony. Its shape is Ironic.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

irony huh?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

Isn't it ionic

the way that some atoms bond to form molecules?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

i was

chatting to some sodium the other day.
the sodium said "i've lost an electron", i said "are you sure?", and he said "yes, i'm positive"
eyethangewe

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

yaroo

and may I say what a Wilde username too

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

thanks!

Nobody else seems to have recognised it. I suppose she's quite a minor character,
but she gets all the best lines.

(

MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Woo to you sir, but...

CHEGWIN YOU'RE A CUNT.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

its

your a cunt

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

No it isn't.

You are - contraction = You're

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

not here matey

on the board your all cunts or your all gay

so there!

Bovine put him on the list

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

OK then

Your a cunt.

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

that's better

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

oh god no

that's just wrong!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

HE ROTATES!

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

How dare you

affix Keith Chegwin's head to my body.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Woo!

I met him once, and he was surprisingly all right, considering the twattishness he displays on screen.

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Hehehehehe

Nice. Though in my circle of friends doing a 'chegwin' is not something to be proud of.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

explain?

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Maybe it's beating up your wife?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

In an interview Cheggers once said:

'Iwas at my lowest point of alchoholism when I woke up in my flat and found I had pissed in the corner or in my pants. Now Doing a Chegwin means exaxtly that. A heavy night can result in chegwinning.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

that's

so wrong it's right

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

COCKBADGERS

cockbadgers
cockbadgers

(

Fat Marrow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

indeed they are.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

yay

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

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magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

What a lovely poem.

I like Peter

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

he's the blue b3ta badger

you know.

(

magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

arf

arf
arf

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

BADGERS !!!!!

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

For future reference,

do not search for 'cock' using your office network.

(

Fat Marrow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

forgive me...

(

*lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

groan

His 'Hello' video (phoning the blind girl) is an absolute classic though.

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

The man has the largest face I've ever, ever seen.

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

AAaahhhahahahah

very good that made me giggle loads

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Hello...

Is it tea your looking for?

(AndyJ, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

Come on then? Where are ya?

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Yay!

mines much better though...look, I'm holding it up to the screen.
I think I should be judge though,since I can't take part.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

bastard

coloured as well.

i'm still doing the pencils on mine.

give me about 10 mins.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Gotta be honest

my style is a little more condusive to speed than yours!
Maybe we should have several categories to judge it on:
Speed, Attention to detail, overall style etc...
maybe I should shut up and get on with some work...

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christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I have made

my own criteria.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

i'm off to do laundry

see you all in a little while

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

Interesting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

why do you take such an *interest* in me?

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

You fascinate me

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

he's after your crayons

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

woo!

mental!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

Thanks

(I think)

(

christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

All bubble and no squeak?

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

a chocolate bar

based on fluff.

it'd work.

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

also nestle

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

nestle also make coffee

perhaps in the end everything will converge and taste like mocha

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Their

UK base is in Croydon.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Ive never been on "The Tube"

but it looks pretty sweet

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

That's niceley done!

Have a Yayski!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

you should send that to Rowntrees

it's very good...

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

Nestle innit?

cunts...

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

did they buy Rowntrees

yer right, they are cunts

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

yup they did

it's a shame because I can't eat loads of good sweets now...

I've noticed that the ones that are advertised most (with ads that stick in your head) are like to be nestle... kit kat, rolo, smarties.

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

mars bars are ok thought aren't they

please say they're ok please pleaaaaaaaaaase

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

yup mars group is diffilump

though i don't know much about their ethics - i don't think they are involved in the whole babymilk thing...

at the end of the day - they are probably all owned by Shell or Esso :/

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

isn't mars

owned by cocacolaschweppes?

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

probably

like i said - there is a bigger dirtier picture behind most of them.

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

So what,

eat the sweets...they're going to be made anyway so you might as well.

/Devil Avacado

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

what's the scale droppage now slim?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Lets not go there,

ok. :(

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

Ah!

have you seen my Lobster collection?

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Seen it,

eaten it

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

He's an old man...

Can't handle change.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

your right

I have one of those handy coin machines that sorts out all the rifle range in my sky rocket

eidt:
it also helps keep the fluff of the werthers originals

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

travel and

eat the contents.

Woo!

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

if it looked like that

I wouldn't be scared of it!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

like the gingerbread

house?

(jokeface_killah, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

sort of

except I don't like gingerbread.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Wow...

I'm liking that.

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

Smart.

Yay!

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

that's

ace.

(

mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

ooh

smart(ies)!

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

There's a Michael Rose poem that ends

"[The doctor said]
I don't know what to do
But I have just the shrink for you!
So he squeezed me on the underground
and handed me the tube"

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

very

very well done. that needs a whole lotta woo

although you wouldn't get many people on it, it looks like it's only one carriage long

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....

jack frost nipping at your toads..

(

redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

That's a bit strange.

Oddly arousing, though.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

i know what you mean

it shouldn't be, but it is...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

It's the gusset.

Definately the gusset.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I live near the famous Welsh town of

Pant-Y-Gusset.

good Morning All!

(Smudger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

I once visited Whan-King

in Thailand.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

I once visited

Enormousveiny Bell-End in Indonesia.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

I've never been to me

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Really?

My Dad was in the Malaysian town of Huge-bulbousarse-grapes last week.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Ive been to Nob End in Bolton....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Bangkok?

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

My parents live in Sexhow.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

no they don't

or you wouldn't be here

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

West Ham have a

player on loan called Wayne Quinn.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

I thought it was Pant-y-gyrdyl.

I've bee lied to through humour. I hate that.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

There's a

town near Kuala Lumpur that is called Puchong. In Bruneian Malay, the word Puchong means willy.

Ha ha how we laughed when we saw that.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

like george francis out of robot wars.

it grapes the squildo...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

You called?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

urgh

*shudder*

that guy gave me the creeps.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

so it IS a man!

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

I'd keep your head down before some one

sticks his head on your body, if I were you.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

its only a matter of time.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

I thought

that was him

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

barely

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Arrrgh.

*plucks out own eyes*

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

~~phwoarrrrr~~

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

White panties

always do it for me.

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

graping

your squildo?

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Raping my squildo, more like.

How's it going Tedmus?

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

not bad ta mate

first day back in work for a week though so bit of bummer , you?

(

Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Aye, I had that on Monday.

I'm alright, nicely tanned from holiday, just been hiding cos me boss was right behind me.

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

14/F/cambridge

i like tennis and boyzone...

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

LOL

Me too, shall we meet and talk about ~~sex~~ boys?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

i have a webcam

when my mummy and daddy go to bed i could show you my boobs.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

*faints*

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

really?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I'll be the one

with the beard and sweaty hands.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

not surprised

with over 16000 posts you have neither the time to shave or wash

(

thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Washing

is overrated. You can't be a paedo if you're not nice and sweaty.

(

butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Mmmmmmm

Nice

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

I'll regret asking...

WHY is it wearing pants?

Morning all!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

mornin Lady B.

you feeling happier today I hope?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

erm, well to be honest, not really

I had a lousy night :(

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

awwww

whats up?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

just on a bit of a downer the last few days

open to offers of cheering up though!

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Ive run out of images to send you now!

think kittens!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

if it wasn't

then it would be indecent...

(

redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'll regret asking

But why does anyone wear pants?!

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

It's a big scam/con...

...started by Marks & Spencer

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

to avoid skids

on your trousers

(

Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Effective anal hygiene

is the key to that

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Anal floss

the modern day alternative to knickers for young ladies.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

that would be the thong

th thong thong thong

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

A star is born?

Wow!

But does he look like a good guy or a bad guy?

(

Micro Prawnvica, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

looks like a can opener

(

_null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

What the hell is that?

And can I get one anywhere?

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Its one of these innit!

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=2&u=/ap/20030923/ap_on_sc/cuba_not_quite_extinct

I could have told them they weren't extinct! They are selling them 5 for a pound down the market!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I'm off to Cuba quick smart

.....

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

'anley market is much closer!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Is Geoff selling them,

Or Keith with the wooden eye?

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Both but Keith is cheaper

But you know what they say, you get what you pay for. There is nothing worse than an inferior almiqui.

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

It was extinct...

but not really!

His name is Alejandrito and he looks like a brownish woolly badger with a long, pink-tipped snout... according to Ananova.

Woohoo! That sounds like my kind of critter.

(

Micro Prawnvica, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

looks fookin

scary!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

with those teeth?

can only be a baddie

(

atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

KILL IT!

Kill it HARD!

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

evil!

It is on the Internet so it is probably an evil paediatrician!

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

quick!

print its address in the daily mail so the general(ly fucking stupid) public can go and mispell insults on his windows in green spraypaint!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

We should make today gromming day!

In honour of the loss of free speech on the Internet.
EDIT: Hi there, I am a 14 F Michigan, do you like puppys?

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I like football, racing cars and small boys.

shit! I meant video games! shit shit shit!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Yeah video games are a lot better than football!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

why do I get the feeling that when I pressed "post this message" then

sirens have just gone off in my local constabulary and theyre now descending on my house?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

That's just natural paranoia.

Don't worry (too much) about it...

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2028722

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

Hahahahah

'fat bloke'

(

sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

you still here?

blimey.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

yep.

I havent slept in 2 days. I'm going for a david blaine feat of endurance......

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

We have a winner

Well done you have beaten Blaines recored by 1 day 12 hours 23 mins and 5 seconds!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

Does that mean we can throw kebabs

and stuff at you?

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

I managed about

3and a half days awake at Glastonbury Festival in 1984. Admittedly I was a chemically enhanced at the time.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yay for chemicals!

(

Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

longest ive ever spent awake was 7 days at the start of my last term at uni.

I started hallucinating by the end of it. It was not pleasant.

On the last day, I took a handful of herbal sleeping tablets, and locked my door. I literally woke up two days later to find everyone wondering where the fuck I'd been. Serious headfuck.....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

looks like he could do with a good bath

(

new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

aww

they could have stuck a blue-screen behind it to make shopping easier.

(

stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

One To Keep Thor Happy...

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

guffaw!

(

popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

i know your fucking crackers.

whats this i hear about you and kelly again?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

There ain't nothing happening

Between me and Kell! I saw her last night for the first time in two months.

I'm ready and waiting for ladies. Any takers?

(

Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

i heard another little story

where she was fucking aroung again.

you didn't become a taxi service again, did you?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Ah, you're thinking

of the other chick. She's been kicked to the curb faster than shit off a shovel.

Hmm... I may come in and say hi today if thats cool with you?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

excellent

i've not seem him for ages

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Yay but not again!
EDIT: I have been searching for the source of that for ages! Where did you find it?

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

Thor has the PSD

file somewhere. I'm sure he'll send it over.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Hurrah!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

christ!

i think i deleted it ages ago.

the original was one of the 'priceless' pictures.

find them and you'll find your man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Ta!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

it's here

www.howstrange.com/b3tapics/i'm.psd

it's fucking up the link, but I'm sure you can work it out

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

Ha haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaa

But shouldn't he have Frank Bruno's head?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

I'm disgusted!

; )

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Do you live in

Cheam? I think I've read your letters in the Daily Mail.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

It's a reference to another one of these pictures

I'm fucking dis custard

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

is that a b3tan?

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

interesting

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

confuscious say

Man with cock in biscuit tin not necessarily fucking crackers

and
man with fork tongue not kiss balloon

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thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

it's a packet of crackers

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

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pagram, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Damn to the

mind piss.

Nice work!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Eyethangyew

I did "Nuts" and "Bananas" as well, but I think people get the general idea. ;)

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pagram, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Conical Ali

Sorry for crapness, but the only way I can get this thing out of my head is to leave it here with you folks.

Thanks for the therapy :)

(spook, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Ahahahahahahaha

Top work fella!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

hahaha!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Thanks a bunch

W/Y/H to the pic

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Mind you, it would be a fitting end

for him to be nicked by students. :)

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magicbaboon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

bwahahahahahahaha!

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mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

arf !

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Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

edit : yipee! front page! ta! lol!

(8-Ball, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

WTF?

LOL!!!11
ROLFMAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

So obvious

brain wee :)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

3-way Brain Wee

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

i like the term

"brain wee"

so much more silly than mind p*ss...

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expf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

The technical

term is mental urination.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

micturation i think...

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

Cognitive

effluent?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

cerebral micturition

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Brain wee tacular.

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charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

ROLFMAO!

woo/yay/houpla

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

ROTFLMAO

Worthy of FP IMO

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

yay

ha, thats ace

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

wtf?

lolol etc.

i heard that on the radio this morning. are they really closing chatrooms? am i going to have to resort to grooming you lot?

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

I have fleas

can you start on me first?

(Edit) ps. morning!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

mornin'

did hugo show you the meg thing i found yesterday?

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

no!?

he did say that you are a mad fucker though!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

i was clearing out my inbox and chanced upon the meg thing, so had a quick flick through, this was in the submissions...

Sign: Taurus
Author: 420

im going to look for pussymystic meg im hunting you down when i get you im going to rip your skin of your face then throw a hand full salt at your face then break every fingers and toes with a hammer you think your scary im going to make a coet out of your skin im going to take your teeth out with some pliyers if you meet me one day i will show you

so i approved it ;)

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

i hope you didn't correct the typos in that one!!

woooooooooo!

good to see you are still checking there :)

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

i remember every now and again

and i left it exactly as it was...

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

board_stats

have been updated *again* - I think it's a weekly thing.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

ou sont les stats?

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Ici

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

Ici

b3ta.com/board_stats

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

damn

i've gone down two places...

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

and i am still holding on by the skin o me teeth!

hahah Bovine chats most in morning and afternoon!

wheeeee....
as usual, the random posts are the best!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Just keep posting.

Must beat dutchbird.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

i've been trying so hard

i must make the top 30, i must i must

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

interesting that ITLAPD

the board was not THAT busy... and the quietest friday in that time frame...

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

its easy, just suspend your social life.....

strrrrrraight in at number 14.......

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

so-ci-al li-fe?

what? never heard of it? where can i get one?

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Your obsession

is becoming rather unhealthy.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

please

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

itll be boards next....you mark my words....

next thing you know you'll be back on the street in your dirty overcoat, offering lollies and lifts home to little girls, and asking if theyve ever seen puppies before...

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

is this a uk thing or worldwide???

I'm confuzzled
no more chat rooms? does that include IRC?
EDIT/ Google is my info buiatch
uk.news.yahoo.com/030924/325/e997p.html

(Saffy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

Bloody reactionaries!

I despise the vilification of the internet for all that is bad with the world. Paedophiles have always existed. In the 1940's you were just told to stay away from Odd Uncle Dave down the street as everyone knew what he was up to. Now we act like it is a new phenomenon thanks to lazy summer journalism where we have to have the obligatory Sun/Mirror/News of the World Paedo-Fiasco. Luddites should be strung up and not given the right to vote/breed. Bunch of fuckers.

/RANT

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

"Paedo-Fiasco"

Hehehehehe

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

PAEDOGEDDON

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

You are

the crazy world of Arther Brown

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

An entire world?

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Have you seen the Brass Eye Pedo-special?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

Coz

It's one of the insults he throws at that Pedo. (in case you didn't know WTF I was on about)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

Shrub Rocketeer!

Yes indeed. The man is a genius.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

Isn't it something ridiculous

like 90% of all child abuse is committed by a close friend or family member?
I think we should ban families and friendship.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

You are probably right.

So they should really be banning family get-togethers rather than chat-rooms. Which would be a good idea on so many levels.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

i agree

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

We could also ban

priests.

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

And Odd Uncle Dave

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

not with my family...

[edit] oh right, misread it the first time. yes.

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new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

I'm with you on this one...

you'll never hear "couple meet over the internet, get married, and have a happy life together" or "website holds party, everyone has great fucking time". You'll only hear about the bad shit. Bunch of paranoid fuckers in the media. Sensasionalist paranoid cunts.

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

so true

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

apart from us that is

its a year for munkt0n and me next weekend!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

*does little dance of congratulations*

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

it was meant to be ironic

it's well over a year here - losing track of time, but i've still got a ring on me finger :)

and congrats :)

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

Congrats

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

I agree

lets form a union! How about the Campaign Uniting New Technology?.....No hang on.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

hahaa!

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

Can I be a

(photo)shop steward?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

Society for Harnessing Internet Technology?

Wide-Area Network Klan?

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Technology Workers Allignment Treaty?

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

Computer Literate International Technology Organisation Reasearching Internet Safety

except nobody would ever be able to find us...

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

/Red Dwarf?

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

originally, yes....

but I still think it was clever of me :-)

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PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

I was not questioning....

....your tortured genius.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

We should get the Daily Mail

to cover the next b3ta bash. That'll show 'em

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

the wouldn't....

...get out alive.

The daily mail has arrived; RELEASE THE CHEESE!

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Reminds me of the Bill Hicks thing about drugs stories in the news.....

"you never hear positive drugs stories in the news. THE NEWS means it should be impartial. It's not the BAD news.....

'Today, a kid on acid thought he could fly and lept off a building... What a tragedy....

What a Dick! If he though t he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? You don't see ducks queueing up to take elevators so they can fly south?"

"Hey look! Tommies a pig! Ceck it out! Get it on the news!"

"Today, a kid on acid realised that all matter was simply energy slowed to a low vibration. There was no such thing as death, life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves....... Here's Tom with the weather...."

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

hehehe! however

no-one ever laughs out loud during rush-hour. Except Mentalists.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

I do

And I always get a double seat.

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

Yep, that's how I get to sit open legged too.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Darkedge, Vulga and several other B3tans have done The Hussle during rush hour.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

that

should SO be animated into the picture!

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

do The Hussle!

do do do do do-de-do doop-de

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

call me a mentalist then!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

mentalist

;)

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sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

aha

but the driver does

(8-Ball, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

that

is brilliant

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atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Ha!

So all those sad gits with nothing better to do than talk in a stupid language on the internet will have to find something else to... hang on...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

Top stuff

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Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

hehe

etc

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

arf!

genius.

(Yarbo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

laugh out loud

I was rolling on the floor laughing my arse off at that one. I mean what the fuck?
woo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

arf!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

No, you mean

WTF ;)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

HELMANSMAYO!

They should have been locked in to the chatrooms for eternity, instead of turfed out.

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MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

I'm a fourteen year old

boy and now where am I going to go to chat up girls?

Note for the monitoring authorities: this was a joke, I'm a 36 year old fat bloke I admit it, but I am not grooming anyone. OK?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Really,

fourteen you say.
I am a 13 year old girl.
Do you like Busted, fer shure, Charlie is a dreeamboat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

dreamboat?

you have to be kidding.. no one says "dreamboat" it's a dead give away that you are OLD OLD OLD!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

I believe the young people refer to

attractive individuals as being "buff" these days

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butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

i think you are right!!

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popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

I like all those boy bands

like um take er that but im not allowed to listen to them because i have to study hard for my o levels.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

hahahha

(PantsofDoom, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

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