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not really'course he's probly not man enuf to actually grow facial hair... hormones an' all, wot?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:43,
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eronly the indian one was gay ?..thats about the only thing i remember.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46,
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I'll get himfirst if I see him.
Anyone here seen him?
(Anyone here seen him?
F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41,
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Looks around for Yoda pearoast(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:48,
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i knew he looked familiar reminds me of that joke that ends
...so the guard looked up and said "Who's that on the balcony with Dave?"
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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...so the guard looked up and said "Who's that on the balcony with Dave?"
sorry, my memoryis.......err, who are you again? Where am i?
[edit] i meant to complement you on your profile picture, very pretty.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:39,
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[edit] i meant to complement you on your profile picture, very pretty.
I am me and youwere is glasgow if memory serves me right...and thanx :o)
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41,
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thats right,thats right, and you're welcome.
The style reminds me of the work i have been trying lately and thsparkles are a neat touch.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:46,
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The style reminds me of the work i have been trying lately and thsparkles are a neat touch.
Im sad because i'm nowunemployed and i thought i'd come on and cheer myself up and this is what i get. tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:54,
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I usually just doemail siggies for people in comm I'm a member of.....got shown this site by a friend and decided to stay awhile....even thou there are eliments of it I dont like
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:52,
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yeah and some are justdamn right rude and mean.....when theres no need for it
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:00,
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only speak to thenice ones then. the rest will leave you alone, although im sure your aware theres a lot of sarcasm
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:05,
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Im speaking to you arent I;o)....you seem like one of the nice ones :o)
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:06,
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Kind of you tosay.
Feel free to drop me a line on www.4rthur.com if you use it :)
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:22,
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Feel free to drop me a line on www.4rthur.com if you use it :)
surprised you hadtime to look at profiles, thought you would be far to busy doing your re-posts
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:59,
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that's the beauty of repostingit leaves you more time to pour scorn on people and take the piss.
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:01,
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criminiesthe pope should stop smoking - he's only 24!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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I understandhe is dangerously dehydrated from all that wanking about in da Popemobile.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:37,
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ergh!, freaky!THREAD JACK
Anyone got any good reasons I can use at the dole office? I haven't looked at all...i just can't think of any lies 'cause as far as they know I've applied to just about every where, been ill most of the week every week and looked after my mum who's been very very ill...I've just run out of bullshit!
(Anyone got any good reasons I can use at the dole office? I haven't looked at all...i just can't think of any lies 'cause as far as they know I've applied to just about every where, been ill most of the week every week and looked after my mum who's been very very ill...I've just run out of bullshit!
AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:40,
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I would help youbut as you may have seen below i need all my excuses handy now. :(
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41,
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Psychological dissorders?War wounds from 'nam?
Your dog ate your application forms?
(Your dog ate your application forms?
Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42,
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Why the fuck should we continue to fund you,you lazy fuck?
Get a job or fuck off.
(Get a job or fuck off.
Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:43,
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hahahaGood point:)
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:44,
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a most amusing profileyou have. A list of bands you've seen live, but don't really like? Exhilarating stuff...
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:50,
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His favourite band of all time is Blink 182.This makes me very sad.
( Baz Fuck off,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:57,
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmHellbound you are!
most woo that is! mmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmm
(most woo that is! mmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmm
the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:47,
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I am loving this image.I hate lugging heavy bags around after shopping. Especially in Brixton. It makes you easier to catch and kill.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30,
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Yes, use OcadoThey are fluffy...
Plus my gf works for them and has share options
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:49,
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Plus my gf works for them and has share options
but they'll spit in your hummusif you're not there to watch them!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:35,
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But notwhat you order.
And they drop your biscuits so that they're all broken.
(And they drop your biscuits so that they're all broken.
F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:37,
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order some sellotape next time thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:56,
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geek! :)But woo to the pic:)
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:40,
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Wooo!DomoDomoDomoDomoDomoDomoDomoDomoDomoDomo
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41,
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I had a brief sexual liaison with this man.He was very kind to me.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:23,
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Open doors, pull out chairs,not fart too often?
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Red wine and cheese.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42,
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I can't go down on a hairy kipper.But Derek has been pressurizing me to get it on with my arch-enemy, Karen Franks.
Naturally, that stupid bitch wants to get her filthy talons on my tits, but she can piss off.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:41,
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Naturally, that stupid bitch wants to get her filthy talons on my tits, but she can piss off.
and itreminds of the Prince Albert/Uncle Albert party trick that involves cotton wool and ones bell end
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Tedmus,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:30,
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Hey.I've just been fired. I dunno when I'll be back, but thanks for all the laughs, and I'll catch you all at Halloween hopefully. Moore, I'll e-mail you my phone number for lift details.
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charliedontsurf,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:18,
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at least you can get the b3ta got me fired t-shirtgood luck
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PeterSeychelles,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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Oh dear thats terrible.I am unemployed as of today as well, so i'll see you down the DSS. Remebemer to wear a shell suit.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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yeah, but i'll getshell suit allowance and free Kappa trainers. Or at least i think i mustor how else do the neds that hang about the jobcentre get them?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:24,
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You get a sixpack of Super Lager with your Giro too......or so I understand.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:26,
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Excellent,just like West Calder.
Im off to new zealand soon, via Fiji
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27,
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Im off to new zealand soon, via Fiji
there you go !every cloud and all that , make sure they supply you with some white Arglye pattern socks too
( Tedmus,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:26,
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they won them in a rafflebut you have to save up and get your own Burberry House Check Cap
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27,
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AckHope you get something else sorted out.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:23,
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Bad luck CharlieHurry up and get another job, we'll keep a kitten on ice for you :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:24,
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if you seek a job in IT or new meedja:top-notch mailing list:
www.chinwag.com/uknm-jobs/
Good luck!
(www.chinwag.com/uknm-jobs/
Good luck!
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:25,
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any sales / account managers out therewho need a job? We've got a vacancy here...
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:35,
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Choonz are very handy when beating stuff
All praise must ultimately go to Mungbean Man
ThanksI wanted a comic style pork shank, but with directors buzzing round the office, I had to be quick and couldn't search too hard or draw.
Inspiration also came from GTA Vice city - the family butchers vans "You can't beat the meat."
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:27,
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Inspiration also came from GTA Vice city - the family butchers vans "You can't beat the meat."
Pieve of string walks into the pubThe barman says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve string."
String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says "Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?"
String says "No mate, I'm a frayed knot".
(String goes outside, ties itself up a bit, pulls it's ends apart, goes back in the pub.
Barman says "Aren't you that piece of string I just refused to serve?"
String says "No mate, I'm a frayed knot".
supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:17,
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That made me giggleas did the picture above.
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Sea Urchin Ceviche,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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A neutron walks into a bar and asksHow much for a pint of beer please?
The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
(The bar tender replies, 'for you sir, no charge'
^_^
A proton walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of pernod.
The bar tender asks if he's sure he wants a pint of pernod.
The proton replies, 'sure, i'm positive'
/crap physics pub jokes
Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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Me too.I like the one about string:
"Fraid not, we don't serve string."
That's all I can remember about jokes. I only have a 3MB memory capacity.
THEY KNOW IT TOO!! So funny!
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:21,
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"Fraid not, we don't serve string."
That's all I can remember about jokes. I only have a 3MB memory capacity.
THEY KNOW IT TOO!! So funny!
Could you pleasegive me more information on the gay Day Trip to Koh Kai as advertised on the poster in your bar.
Many thanks
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:25,
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Many thanks
ah ha haI love Thailand - err not in that way I umm mean you know well it's a nice country, friendly people etc
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@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45,
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my old bandsupported Therapy on a number of occasions back in the day.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:32,
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coolThey got my friend Martin up to sing Going Nowhere last time I saw them...
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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I stagedived from backstagewhen we played with them at ULU...
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:36,
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MaaaahvlusTherapy? are one of my favourite bands to see live. The gigs I've seen have been consistantly brilliant, even though their albums range in quality from rubbish (babyteeth, semi-detached), through pretty good (infernal love, suicide pact; you first) to absolutely fucking brilliant (troublegum).
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:39,
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ah,but I have very fond memories of Babyteeth. We were on the same label as them before they went on to fame and fortune, although we did gigs with them when Troublegum came out.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:42,
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so are you going to see them thistime around?
Troublegum is my all time fave album, btw ;)
(Troublegum is my all time fave album, btw ;)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:43,
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Nah, I'm too old for all that now*I left the world of grunge and hardcore when I quit the band.
*not technically true
(*not technically true
thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:45,
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That is lovely!the Quo chuckling in the background is a perfect touch ;-)
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anno domini hiatus,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:16,
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That's my favourite Abbey Road!Lovely.
( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:16,
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how jolly!who's the guy in the back with a banjo or guitar or summat?
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spatuluk,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:20,
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Ukelele man of course ...Go spazz for him, he gets around.
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:24,
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heheTook me a while to spot chump manbear in the background there :)
( Canker,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:40,
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Arrrrggggghhhh!that makes my brain ache :)
woo
(woo
anno domini hiatus,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:19,
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Cueepileptic fio KDN C Jiowinc kinJKIWE00 ,.;#OFN
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:21,
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second in 5 mins... was so busy reading forgot to post anything(
alistair,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:09,
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Evil robots from the future.Out of Battlestar Galactica.
( supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:15,
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Oh god, it's culture shock time.1: You're too young to remember Battlestar Gallactica, which means that you've missed out on all those cheesy 80s Sci-Fi programs.
which means ...
2: The rest of us are getting old :(
(which means ...
2: The rest of us are getting old :(
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:18,
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Took me ages that!Brilliant. I love cylons, their ships looked like biscuits.
( supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:14,
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you mean the A-teamwhere one of them was dressed and a cylon in the opening credits
( alistair,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:22,
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Woo!The source for that pic was voted the greatest sports photo of all time in a recent poll for the Observer.
( supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10,
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First post too.Welcome, pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc.
:)
(:)
supermoore: HUNG,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:11,
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huzzah. PlusMohammed Ali Bongo
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:12,
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Heeeeyyyyy!Thass veddy good. Welcome to this house of loons.
( pxyzyzygy,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:12,
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haha!the giant gloves are a nice touch! reminds me of that old kenny everett sketch with the preacher bloke
( spatuluk,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:12,
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I say......it's like a night out in the outskirts of Dingwall.
Good afternoon Mr Boab.
(Good afternoon Mr Boab.
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:08,
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lo Bobloved your ukelele site muchly. Plug it, plug it hard.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10,
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He he he......I will.
After I retrieve another couple of tracks from the original masters.
*ahem*
(After I retrieve another couple of tracks from the original masters.
*ahem*
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10,
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haha!can I stick this here
I have a feeling it's been done a billion times before, so it doesn't deserve its own thread!
(I have a feeling it's been done a billion times before, so it doesn't deserve its own thread!
spatuluk,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:10,
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he berather woo indeed
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07,
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hahaha woo!those Japanese folk sure do have western-sounding names :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:03,
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I won't wear themunless they're 100% synthetic.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:06,
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Your conservatism concerning nipples is to be lauded.But I really would suggest masking tape.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:14,
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that doesn't stop everyone wanting them'lo Dawn! Not seen you abouts for a while
( Red wine and cheese.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07,
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I have been proposed to by Derek.Now I am part of his entourage as 50 Pence's main bitch and stylist.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:13,
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Yes they do...www.imdb.com/title/tt0199845/fullcredits
God bless Betty Chan.
(God bless Betty Chan.
Samsonite,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:06,
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But thosenames are Chinese not Japanese.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:35,
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the badger in my parents garden thinks sothere was a hedgehog shell on the lawn the other day, yummy!
( PeterSeychelles,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:05,
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Shit!I missed my second birthday. Damn this work.
( PeterSeychelles,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:13,
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martin sometimes found himself in trouble
Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:02,
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screeeeech*comedy plummeting noise*
woo!
(woo!
brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:03,
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he has mickey mouse's gloves! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 14:07,
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