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(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

ooh

hypnotic...

or is that just me?

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

Nope

it done the same to me:) I sat there for a bit just watching him throw them:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

i hope you are just you

otherwise there is some scary stuff going on

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

now that

r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

I love my new domomode wallpaper =)

(Rich Chestmat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

that's

a bit swish

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

CUNT! :)

I spazzed back to see you and Baz were laughing at me about Blink:)

I like Linkin Park too!...I supose you're gonna laugh at that!...oh...you are? :p

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

too right.

next you'll be joining the busted fan club, and then you'll try telling us that feeder are good.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:18, archived)

HAHA

No fucking chance of that!...Blink and Linkin Park are as far as I shall go into sadness!...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:21, archived)

Kill

it?

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Fat Marrow, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

David Blaini

Sorry luv

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

i would

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

oh, you're back

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

don't sound too dissapointed

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

oh sorry!

i mean, OOH! YOU'RE BACK! WOOOO!

yay to SUNSHINE ELEPHANT!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

pah,

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

why the pah?

i was sincerly happy that you're back, as the board is seriously not as fluffy without

i don't fancy you btw ;-)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

oh,

i hoped for gay

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

maybe some day

i'll hunt you down and bum shag you

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

The sun sets in the evening....

The pope is catholic

and Sunshine would.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

it's like the circle of life

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

The pope is catholic did you say?

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

and bears

go toilet in the woods?

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Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

All too much for me I am off home!

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

no.

he's just a very clever buddhist with a taste for money.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

oh man.

that hurts.

you've not responded to my 4rthur...

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

I have now

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

tee hee hee

Makes me almost glad there's no real photos of me in sexy poses :)

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

Are there lots of made up ones then?

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ashurek, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

yep

mostly done by b3tans.

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

were they wanking as they made them?

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

well i certainly was

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

they were

wanking, WANKING HARD!

(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

99.8% of b3tan males

will recognise the female part of that picture.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

who's the .2%

i defy you to name him.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

*waves*

/persecuted minority

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

assuming about 15/16 b3tans are male, which is a generous estimate,

0.2% would mean 30 people.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

there is a difference between "someone registered on b3ta" and "a b3tan"

/sagacity

"registered on b3ta"? wtfaiboa? is it like the sex offenders register? actually, don't answer that.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

are you sure?

(

PeterSeychelles, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

it's probably much nearer 2999 in 3000

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

and my head is broken

because it's much, much less, 30 in fact.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)

eh ?

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oCo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

Laini = the most clicked username on B3ta

100% FACT

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

*sniff*

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:12, archived)

Don't you fret none girlie

she is inaccessible, you are home island based !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:14, archived)

I read that as "homebase Island"

scary.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:16, archived)

quick! commission that series!

/itv

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

you know how to solve that though.

www.b3ta.com/board/2076418

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:19, archived)

hahahahaha

She sho is a pretty thing!
Am suprised she has not been freaked out by the testosterone in this place.

The best thing is she is quite a talented photoshopper/animator!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:33, archived)

Err, yes.

That is the best thing about her. Yes. Absolutely.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:35, archived)

Quick, run!

I foresee trouble...shaazam!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA

you should call it Elaine Blaine.
;)

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Laini, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:29, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

frederick deserves his own web site

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

Slat!

You're all a bunch of slats!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

i'm telling you jeff,

it was THIS BIG!

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

"it was THIS big

and it all fit in my ass"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

big fish!

little fish!
cardboard box!

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

how

rare

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

you did it unexpectantly,

not randomly.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

oh i see where this is going

let's all rant on about One because he uses one word wrongly. oh heaven forbid that we use the wrong words here.

By the way you just wasted a thread you pedantic furtive meme is it real? spazz chevrons are the fear, roasted peas houpla!

anyway i only had that name for about three seconds... any excuse to be pedantic nowadays, i remember in the good old days when they were lots of things to be unfluffy about

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

what on earth

are you prattling on about?

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

everything

just wait until I have nothing to prattle on about I come up with things like 'lemons are eating my drawers of wood!'

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)

turpentine

should sort that out.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

well actually i just don't see the point in being pedantic about usernames that were there for 5 seconds

also random is being used for other reasons too at the moment

you can be pedantic on b3ta but you can't stop the evolution of the english language

(1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

Yes

I see.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:13, archived)

Yes

I see.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

gone fission

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

eep

scares me!

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

great stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

Hehehe...

that's a bit good, that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

hahahahaha *points at loon*

hahahah

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

they look tasty!

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

Yum.

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Samsonite, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)

This ain't no technological highway. Oh no, this is the road to hell.

-"Forgive me father, for i have sinned"
-"This one, my child, is going to take more than a few 'Hail Mary's"

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

indeed

there was a religous nutter in town today yelling at the top of his voice about how only Jesus could save any of us and so on... I thought of this place and smiled :)

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

You should have kicked him in the bollocks and said

"Jesus didn't save you from that, though, did he? DID HE? EH?"

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)

nah,

jesus was in the bank just down the high street with his paying-in book.

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

you weren't anywhere near oxford circus by any chance?

"are you a sinner, or a winner?"

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)

SORRY

just testing.....god im a spaz

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

Hmm,

you appear to have something of a demonic user number...

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

i thought that before!

and then i didn't post it and now i wish i had because everyone would fall at my feet in adulation of my amazing powers of observation, and rapier wit

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kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

really?

why doesn't it work for me then?

perhaps my wit is more of a blunt spoon than a rapier.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

you've forgotten to un+**********************03sheat-------------

---------------- aaargh cat on the keyboard

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kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)

competition why?

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

...so many jokes...

....

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

A man walks into a bar...

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

'ouch!'

sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

terrible!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

so little

TALENT!

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

why do traffic lights turn red?

because they have to stop and go in the middle of the road.

this joke is on the front cover of "TOILETS IN HISTORY".

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bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

sorry

I'm one to talk, all I can do is recycle NES sprites for animations.

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

it's good for business

it means you have to continually offer an improved service to stay ahead

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

arf!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

Don't get me wrong...

...I am an advocate of the free market and very much a right wing economist despite of the information impactedness conundrum when dealing with true perfect competition. Because of this I do think that we should give the old seven year plan another whack despite what it did to the USSR.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

I whole

heartedly agree.

By the way, spaz is no longer politically correct. Scoper is the word now.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

was supposed to move ..pahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

you appear

to have uploaded a .psd according to its filename.

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chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

I prefer

spacker

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

I plump for

Spackwit.

Every time.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)

fred jacque for some amusement

anyone seens this 3G health scare thing ?

news on the register

The Dutch reckon 3G signals cause tingling, nausea and headaches....hmmmmm...funny no one else reckons that.

What are they chances they where getting stoned when they realised this....

(JBoom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

i am lost

for words

(quiet martian)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

Here

have a www.dictionary.com - loads in there

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chthonic, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

thank you

sidekick.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

my pic wot i did make

there you go, an extremely rare Batsgirl New Pic Post.

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

hoorah!

how fluffy

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

yes, I thought so

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

needs rabbits.

but otherwise B+

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

thankyou

I will try harder next time :)

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

in that case

A* for attitide.

good girl! *pat on the head*

(oneofthemany, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)

That's a picture

of me and Batsgirl having a picnic together. Naked.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

Are they anorexic?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

...and translucent?

they must be angels. hurrah!

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

you're so in sensitive!

they're bulemic you bastard!

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

I'm bulemic

you bastard. I just forget to vomit.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

i'm anorexic

every time i look in the mirror, i see a fat person.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

I think I'm anorexic too

everytime I look at you I see a fat person.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

i've got reverse tourettes

every time i meet people they shout "cunt!"

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)

I'm tourexic

every time I look in the mirror I shout "cunt!"

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)

yes

but they're at the place where they will get better.

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

Yay for Fluffiness

Feeling kinda fluffy today too

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Dogtanian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

fluffy is good

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

Whenever I'm making pics they

always start out Fluffy but degenerate quickly. Gonna work really hard to make something Fluffy this evening

Hometime! Wooo! Freedom!!

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Dogtanian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

When do they do naughties?

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

Soon

hopefully

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

Pictorally splendid

woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)

I took this whilst running away

(Experiment 626, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

i can see why :)

thats very woo!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

well done

on visually representing terror

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

that...

is the most frightening thing I've ever seen in my life....EVER!

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

Good.

When it first appeared on the screen, just for a second I thought I was looking at weetabix/dog pron.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

simple animation there

forwards

back

forwards

back

forwards

back

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

Yeeha.

He's trying to round you up.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

egads

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

he'll get

you anyway

(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

Why would anyone

run away from Domo?

Woo!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

well done on such a fine photo

but you'd have gotten away more quickly had you been running forwards ;-)

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

for some reason...

Domo doesn't look like much of a carnivore. Seems like the type of creature that would live primarily on shredded wheat and salt licks.

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiieeeee, etc.

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

*drops lemsip and legs it*

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

...

done before I'm sure, but I started so I'll finish.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

He he

made me laugh

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

if I could be arsed

I'd do Don King Dong

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

i hate google images

that's the third time i've seen exactly that pic done

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

Give me another good source of general pics

and I'll use it. sorry to annoy you.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

getty images

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

i don't mean to be rude

but i'm not a fan of this compo anyway, y'see...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

get some inspiration

from private eye...

this issue: Nell McAndrew Gilligan.

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

i've done three pics for it

like this one:

but i still think its very poor

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)

the yahoo

image thing is quite good now

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

creative.gettyimages.com/source/home/home.asp

www.newsinpictures.com/

www.imageafter.com/

www.picsearch.com/

Don't say I'm not good to you....

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

I'm not good to you

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

I warned you!

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

aaaargh!

holy mother of fuck!

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

oooh.

Ta.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

Alamy

www.alamy.co.uk - you have to log in, but good
sorry no HTML, time to run for bus, 5 o'clock, etc. my apologies

(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

Noone must learn of the secret image heaven, down in the getty.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

Tried it first

no King Kong images :(

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

Whatever happened to

Faye Wray?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

She went

away.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)

Viking Repost

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

it dosent work how do you do?

(Devlin Aka DJEllen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

i'm fine thanks

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

Rather spiffing,

old chap.

(Astatine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

read the FAQ

link at top of page

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

use the reply link !!

(

Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

try replying rather than a new post

take your image.

upload to www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

edit this post

paste in the link it gives you

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

not bad, thanks.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

There are lots of answers here:

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
Read them, and get back to us!
Bye folks!

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

is he plural?

;)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

My chests

are pleural.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

not bad

what about yourself?

(

corington, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

I'm fine

how's the wife?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

She's got a coconut up her arse.

Fine otherwise.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

that's not how you make Pina Colada...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

I realise that now.

I don't know if I'll be able to salvage the pineapple.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

Jamaica?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)

That's

just the tip of the iceburg.

Ooops. Wrong joke.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

Sorry to Thrijack,

can anyone recommend a good uk web hosting service - i dont mind paying for a bit of space, just not loads if you know what I mean

ta

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

uh hosting

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

yep

they're great!

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

they should be sponsoring us

the amount of business we send their way

(

new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

the UN are doing hosting now?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)

My dads garden shed hosts quite a few webs.

I don't think he charges the spiders anything at all.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

I spy a gap in the market.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

ello baz

roll over again and let me tickle your tummy

goood booooyy

eit// that sounded a bit odd, sorry baz ( my dog shares your monicker) cheers for the help

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

LOLL

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)

see the links at the top of the page?

click on the FAQ... your one-stop-shop for b3ta happiness. and please use the reply button instead of making new threads... they push other people's off the page, and it doesn't encourage happy relations between you and the old b3ta squirrels. come back when you're full of kitteny goodness :)

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kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

Now you're just embarassing yourself.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

...and it's not that you've let us down

but that you've let *yourself* down....

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)

I'm not angry. No. Why should I be? No, I'm just...

...disappointed.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)

My first Post whit pic :P

www.geocities.com/shortdev/Cat.jpg
Catty

(Devlin Aka DJEllen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

well, it's your second attempt anyway

uplaod the music codes to www.ukdragon.com/b3ta and try again dear

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

errrr.....

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

And don't forget to wipe your

feet on the mat

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

careful now

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

I love you...

...like a bear loves a tree.

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sick_boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

"This page is not available.

We're sorry, but this page is currently unavailable for viewing.
If this site belongs to you, please read this help page for more information and assistance."

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

geocities sites only have

>-< that much bandwidth

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

All your site are belong to...

err, sorry.

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azerty, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Erm

and you seem to entering it into a very old compo that finished in mid june

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

i like posthumous challenge entries

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

stop being a twunt

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)

i wonder

Is it wrong to kill housemates over housework?

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

is it wrong to kill

silly chickens?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

at least

chickens are useful for something: the provide eggs

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

And don't forget...

...chicken butties are enhanced to the state of pure ambrosia by the addition of a bit of brown sauce. Trust me. They're delicious!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)

Never ever

Only over threadwasting

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

i think this has been

the most response provoking thread of the day

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

unless they're a member of a band

that i like.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

or are

covered in jam

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

yeah, that too.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

how ironic

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

are you a student

by any chance?

(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

woah woah!

1.) why not TJ instead?
2.) why are you posting now? kill him/her !!

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Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

yeah,

either do it or leave it, just dont moan about it.

I recommend arsenic, by the way

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

no.

it's wrong to get caught though.

Remember not to slaughter them in the house- get them out in a street somewhere at night.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

you can make them into a lovely

broth and that solves the problem of getting rid of the body and you save lots of money at the supermarket

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butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

bones

always the bones.

very hard to get rid of.

you need a friend who has access to a hospital mortuary and medical disposal bags.

Get him to lend you some bags and dump the part in the med. incinerator.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)

yes.

but killing them to gain dominance over the tv remote control is okay.

now, please faq off.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

to kill them is wrong

however, to think of inventive ways of getting revenge is perfectly acceptable.

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Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

Nope

Perfectly legal.

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Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

no, perfectly legal

making new threads without a picture or an aumsing link or something of the sort however...

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kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

oh yeah

sorry bout that.
ill make a proper post tomorrow with pic and fluffyness and all sorts of humus. by then ill be fluffy again

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

Off you jolly well fuck.

You buffoon.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

this made me laugh

a lot

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kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

Take it from the fire Frodo

What does the writing say?

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Pah.

If you were going to do it properly you'd have done it in some sort of Elvish script or something.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

as in

Elvish Preshley?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

*hmm**

*sounds of image being made*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

surely

*sounds of distant reposts thundering boardwards* ..?

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new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

It's been done at least half a dozen times.

But go for it, do it agian.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)

bahh

you can't read elvish script too well. Doesn't make for a very good joke if you can't read it.

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

terribly sorry

I don't read elvish

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

Oh ignore me

I was just being a cunt. It's quite good really.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

consider yourself ignored : )

I have to admit to not being that happy with the font, but I have a limited choice at work...

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

Here you go.

www.dafont.com/en/theme.php?cat=605

So you'll know for next time.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)

hey baz, you're going soft.

Of course he should have written it in elvish on the ring and then provided an english subtitle at the bottom of the picture.

or animated the elvish turning into english.

there just isn't the level of effort we used to get :-)

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jonas is not my name, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

Why does that remind me

of Sharon Stone?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

Hmm..

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)

is it just me?

if you blur your eyes a bit, the pics of frodos fingers and sharon stones knees look awfully similar...
course, I don't know why you'd blur your eye when confronted with Ms. Stone's beaver...

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

Blimey

you're right

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wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)

so it's supposed to be a cock-ring then eh?

(GeekyBill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)

Conjoined celeb animals

Flippsie (or is it Lapper or Lasser?) to the rescue!

(Ollsen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Lovely

just lovely

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

Oh, I say.

That's rather spiffing.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

And look what I found when I typed "dolphin"

and let Google do its thing...

(Ollsen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

What? Looks like a dolphin to me.

Vicious bastards.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)

aghhh

Killer Dofflin

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

It's the only

one they've got left. It's a mystery what happened to all the others.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)

That Colorado sanctuary.

*sheesh*

/shakes head.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)

arf!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)

I'm so very happy

I've just won £584 on a nag at Nottingham so I made an axolotl's glasses fall off in delight.

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

Well done.

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Banana, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

What was the Nags name?

i might know her :)

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Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

East flares

4pm at Nottingham. £15 e/w + £4 on the nose at 26-1 bingo!

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

wow

you sure know how to push the boat out! ;)
great pic though

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rogan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:37, archived)

lovely bit of work

on the eyes there.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

woo

very good

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pippy is a truck, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

Spong Bear!

Clicky for original noble bear

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

I have been trying to look at both his pupils simultaneously

now for 20 minutes.

I can quite proudly announce that I can't do it.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

Wimp

;)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)

weeeeee

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pippy is a truck, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)

excellent

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

Weee!

That's one happy panda. Or he was pushed.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)

haha that is great

woo, can't resist.....

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

Ouch.

The punnage hurts my brain!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

that

is the best thing ever. (and would have made a much better series ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)

That is fantastic

and awful.....Awfully fantastic :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)

i laughed at your username

then the pic loaded, and i laughed at that too!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)

keep very, very quiet

and it might go away

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legohead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:34, archived)

The fear

never goes away.

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:38, archived)

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