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# is

anyone else just incredibly bored today?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# woo
yay

and yes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# as always
but your cartoons always cheer me up

edit: where are my manners... Woo Yay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# eeeee
heeheehee.

i think i'm going to like it here.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# i only dropped in for my lunchbreak
that was over a year ago (i lurked for a while)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# I arrived here by mistake last year when I was doing badger research

Never did finish my MSc in Badger colonisation and mass hysteria.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# we've come on holiday by mistake!
/Withnail and I
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# yes, every day
another nice one
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Oh those cactus sun hogs
woo yay houpla -
as if you'd expect anything less you talented zebra you.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# bored?
also no photoshop or web space.

Generally terminally fucking bored!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yay!
And I am unbelievably bored.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i really ought to do some work this week
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# never give in to the machine!
NEVER WORK!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Did they not
both have a thing about roads?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I recognise that Hitler!
and his obsession with the occult!

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# fuck me
i do apologise.

found it on google.

workshy minds think alike
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# No need to apologise!
welcome to the murky world of mind piss.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# that actually made me
laugh out loud, drop my cookie AND fall off my chair. well done. :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# it all fits
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Its just a matter of patience
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i dont
`get it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# honey?
winnie the pooh?

life?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
!!!!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# you still dont get it do you?


:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# erm
no
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ah... so they can be caught!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# With some practice
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# he's so happy
he'll have sticky paws
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# No he won't!
Some bastard's given him a a fisher price toy with a pop-up Piglit. He's going to be so disappointed.


(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# ooiiiii
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# What the fuck is YGS?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# its yougotspotted!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Perhaps you could elucidate?
I'm intrigued.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# it's a porn site
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Oo yes -
pumpkin porn.

I wouldn't put me tackle anywhere near that mouth, though!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Hoorah!
Is it time for a little smackeral of something?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The Police
(not the band)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Clever.
Also the name of the worst sitcom ever made.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Purple String?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# worse than ellen?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I think so,
although I try to avoid watching that.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# yup
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I draw the right honourable gentleman's attention to
Baddiel's Syndrome.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# case
dismissed
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I
don't know , Duck Patrol was pretty bad
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# will
and grace?

i don't see how it relates
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Don't know
ITV have never come close at sitcoms.Must be some real honkin ones that were never seen again
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# what about
Brushstrokes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# .....ooohhh, Chisel!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# was brushstrokes a comedy?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Bottle Boys
With Robin Askwith as a randy milkman was the nadire of ITV sitcom
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# oh god
I'd utterly forgotten that pile of poo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Was it called billy?
Billy Connelly's American sitcom?
I think that was the worst thing I ever saw
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Arrg
that was utter pants, then Billy Connelly having to have a clean mouth doesn't work at all well.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Eh
How do you get 'Friends' from that picture?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# The policeman
is your friend,or so I was told in Primary1
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# erm,
Blossom... I think that is worse, or The Cosby Mysteries
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# But Blossom
was great!

I thought it was referring to Spaced.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# that one by Johnny Vaughn
was craptastic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# What about
Terry And June?
No, My Family. That's the worst.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# class
us stripey kids have got the idea.


*cough*

*leaves*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# oh no you dont
your not getting away that easily....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# awrrh
maaaan.

what, you gonna keep me in a little box or something?

(make sure it has airholes. please.)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# and for 45 days
to beat Blaine
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# just to spite the fucker
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# then,
as they're lifting me out of the box and i'm nearing my final breath, i'll point at him and say "shove that in your top hat a pull a bunny rabbit out of it"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# 'fraid
that's just the limit of my paintmash skills
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the white stripes



sorry. I'm new. :/
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Hahha,
welcome.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Thief!
The whole point of YGS is that people leave their names on their pics.. anychance you could turn the u-muppet link into a forward to YGS?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# hehe
thats cool :D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Welcome :)
Good thinking.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Ooooh, good one.
Nice debut. Welcome aboard, don't touch the dog. Let it come to you.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# a hoot
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# nice one !
welcome :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# heeee.
thankyou.

i feel all warm and tingly inside now. awrh.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# You wait until
Baz calls you a cunt
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# thats due anytime now...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'm guessing
now would be the time to start getting worried.

yes?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# no,
he calls everyone a cunt.
i haven't seen him around in quite a while, though. has he been away, or am i just lucky
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# maybe
he ran away to tibet or somewhere. like. that... *cough*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# he got a new job didn't he?
i think he's been around more in the evenings recently.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# probably
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# so will you have to change your name?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Thats the Rohypnol kicking in.
welcome.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# oh dear.
o_O

eeeep.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'm dyslexic
i see 3 black stripes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that's
lateral thinking for you..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Spain is rightly famous
for its traditional dancing

clicko biggo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# heehee
we just had flamenco dancers at our school. they kicked some serious arse! it was very woo and tumultuous yay.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# had as in....
....over a desk in the brown or had as in saw a display?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# That made me
laugh and spill tea on my laptop. Oops.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# no
live on stage in the auditorium
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I just had some flamenco dancers
over the desk and in the brown.

You could say i got 'oh-laid'.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# But
is that were you saw a display, or ahem saw a display?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# 'Kick arse flamenco dancer'
Now there is a phrase you do not hear often.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# i have always enjoyed the spanish guitar
accompanied by the defiant and colorful dance of the gypsies of Andalucia.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# My favourite interpretation
has always been the one done by Obelix in "Asterix in Spain"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Super
w.y.h.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I would enjoy that more if it hovered.
However, the non-hovering version is woo.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# very noice
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Although often told to the contrary,
it was big and it was clever...

Click for pic E(at rest)=MCª enormity
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# hehehehe
how large and err... clever
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Superwoo!
And ultrayay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# GigaWoo!
And TeraYay!
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# look at
his dead sexi bodi
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Imagine
the destruction when he throws a turd!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Please edit that
to E(rest)=mc^2 for pedanticness.

Or I could shut up.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ^
?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# ^
?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Mean
to the power. c^2=c*c, c^3=c*c*c etc etc
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# But......... E <> mc^2
As the speed of light is not constant





or so I hear
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hmm
New Scientist scare-mongering?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Nope, it's true.
In Black-holes'n'stuff, it changes.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Err
rightyho then.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# It can be slowed on earth
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's quite an interesting read.
But it proves E MC^2





I think
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# 80%, baby
that is where it's at
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# the speed of light is the only thng that is constant
no matter what reference frame you are viewing it from. as you approach the speed of light, time slows down, so that light always seems to be travelling the same speed, no matter what.

/i read too much physics
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Called relativity
and thought up of by the man ape thingy above. Bloody genius it is.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# although i think he had some problems handling the consequences of it,
and ended up changing something that was right, because he didn't believe that it was telling him.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# That was general relativity
He added a bodge constant to try and explain some things, and then spent the rest of his career trying to hide it cos he thought it was silly. Now it's been proved to be true, as it were.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# That's what I told britney after shagging christina last night.


An odd thing Is that I have been invited to New York, travel/accomidation paid, for New Years...*


* 100% FACT
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# bastard


make sure you wear your famous WTFAYBOA t-shirt
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I don't really have a clue
but it does make sence that it slows down when passed through an object (might not be true though).

But it's no longer considered a constant as things like Black Holes can effect it. That's why they now thing that things are a tad closer than what they origonaly thought.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# the speed of light is constant in a vacuum only. It cannot get faster but it
can be slowed for example when traveling through Gallium phosphide it slows significantly
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# You get crazy radiation
emitted when light goes too fast in a medium - Cerenkov Radiation or something like that. Shine a laser into certain materials and you get random light emitted as the stuff goes 'err, you shouldn't be moving that fast in here'
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i just looked it up on wikipedia
they say that scientists have been able to slow down and even stop a beam of light, and that they have found instances that the speed of the wave motion can be faster than c, like when travelling through a cesium atom, but the actual speed of light is still constant.
so i guess its possible for it to slow down, under certain conditions, but nearly impossible for it to effectively increase.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Oh'ok....


Does that mean I might actualy manage to get my lightsaber?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# yes
for £2.50 and 17000 Proofs of purchase from your favorite Malted Badger® products
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# you would have to have the light passing through something
but then you would just end up hitting someone with a stick of Gallium phosphide "which would still be cool"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Warp one, Engage!
Light slows down when it's not in a vacuum, and you can sometimes gets particles passing through a material that are going faster than the speed of light in that material. They cause a cool shockwave burst of light called Cerenkov Radiation which is like the light version of a "sonic boom".

One wierd thing scientists have spotted is that light can seem to tunnel or jump from one side of a material to the other faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, which is supposed to be impossible.

Thats why they're trying to revise the rules to mean that information cannot be transmitted faster than light, cos thats when you start getting all sorts of fun causality loops and the like.

/physicist
/relurk
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# .
When you say "they're" , you actually mean "you're" don't you? Go on, admit it!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# woo!
have my old "big and clever" gag :D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Really sorry for the length
but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob, and I'm age 38273865782! Yesterday I had a lot of fun with my friends and subjects, so if you listen up and be very very fuzzy, I will tell you the story.

So, once upon a time, I said to my wife, Mr. Marble, "Let's have a picnic!" and Mr. Marble said, "OK!" So we got all of our aunts together and went to your arse, and there were lots of rainbows and pens and inks and cute little furry derigiberbil rolling about. "We sure are pity to have a picnic!" I said to Mr. Marble, and Mr. Marble said, "Yes."

We had a lot of food. We had coconut salad sandwiches and sauerkraut and iced ketchup, and for dessert we had nine kiwi fruits each! Mr. Marble tried to eat the pens, but I said, "No! Bad Mr. Marble!" and Mr. Marble was sad and apologized, because he learned his lesson.

Each one of us had brought a pet. I brought my cute little gerbil, which is spunt yellow and the smelliest of all the pets in the world. Mr. Marble brought his wet badger, which kept trying to eat the rainbows and all the inks in your arse, which was very bad, so he had to go lie in the corner and think about what he had done. He was a very bad, very silky wet badger.

Anyway, we all lined up and took turns telling stories about our pets!! This was the best part, because my cute little gerbil is so cute and spunt yellow and the smelliest! Here was my story: "Once upon a time, there lived bob, age 38273865782, who had a cute little gerbil, which was spunt yellow and the smelliest, who lived in the a plastic box, and one day the gerbil got out of the a plastic box and went to the forest and started eating my "partner"'s human skin kilts. "Woo and yay!!" I said very sternly, "Look what you did! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" And so my gerbil learned his lesson and put the kilts back, and they lived nastily ever after."

After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# are you on drugs?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# apparently
so.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# If he's not,
I think we should bleed him and bottle the stuff.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# summary for those that can't be arsed to read it:
Really sorry for the length
but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob.
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Eh?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i was talking to my mates the other day about the poor quality
of porn music nowadays.

to that end, i am quite happy to provide some high quality porn funk for your project.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Yay
Porn wouldn't be porn without some funk!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Are you on 4rthur?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I'll go there now!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# please also apologise for the content
0/10
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# its like
one of those story generator things that are bookmarked 'cool picks!' on yahoo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# That
made a section of my mind implode.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# 3 o'clock and aaaaaaaaaall's...
well?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# WTF?
...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I just found out
that the right hand Barclays cash machine on the triangle in Bristol gives out £5 notes. How magical is that? Very, thats how.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Wow!
The HSBC machine near me used to do that, it was fantastic. Until it stopped doing it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Now that IS magic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I was so excited
that I took out a fresh £5 note and bought lunch with it. I now have change!

It's been a very exciting morning.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# It means you don't spend all your money.


On another note, I had a cheese'n'bacon burger from The Crown in Southgate, they had the best chips i've had in a long time.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# It
was giving out 4 pound notes last week.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# magic.....
No it's coz your to poor to take out a tenner.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Shhhh
don't tell them. They'll think I smell too.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# So does the righthand one in Cambridge.
Maybe it's company policy.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Perhaps
These crazy bankers.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# IS that the Triangle
On PArk St?
Near LE Brazz & The boston Teaparty?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Aye
Well, just up from the triangle really. By the statue of the soldier.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Cool, thats on the way to uni for me.
Well, when i'm not on teaching practice anyhoo.
Thanks!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# still??
i was amazed at that when i was at the uni there years ago.

Beats the students paying for a pint using a cheque though.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I just found a sock under my desk
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# how does it smell?
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# jakarta
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Like Jamaica.

... it is not mine either.

edit: I really really hope my boss hasn't had sex with his wife in my chair, over the weekend. (Looks like her sock).
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# It doesn't....
...




...




..

It doesn't have a nose

/coat
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# shark infested custard
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Have you considered
fucking off as an option?
It's worth considering.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I would
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Assiest
?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Mavis Felt Like A Queen In Her New Specs.....



(Clicky for big - hopefully)


First Post and stuff, hope this works......

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# chamone
mother f*cker
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I totally love that
brilliant brilliant brilliant
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# oh
thats good. daliness. we likes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Dolphiniums



(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# that is rather special
woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# bomber
loikes that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# That's really quite nice :o)
Took me far to long to see it, coz I was looking at the purple bits, not at the black bits. How very odd...

Woo! and indeed Yay!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# same here!
woo and clever!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# purrrrrrr
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# as always
I would
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I would
And probably Sunshine.

Afternoon all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Nice
Where was the source image from? www.dogonastringporn.com ?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i can't believe i clicked that.
it's from the nice people at pbase. that was the only picture from the gallery i wanted, though, to i saved it and not the link
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
SE Would™
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# bog graffiti
In my loos at college, there was one known as the bond toilet. When you shut the door and sat down, it simply said - "ah Mr Bond I've been expecting you."

I thought it was hilarious and always made a point of pooing there.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# You should add them to this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/2259975 - otherwise they won't be seen. Then delete this one, there's a good chappy.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# That's class....
...but would be better on the grafitti thread!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# my second attempt was also distinctly lacking in the fluffy stakes
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# My first attempt at animal-head-swop was less than fluffy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# works very well,
woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It is still
a whole lotta woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# that is very woosome
for a first swop. woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# aw shucks
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Celebrity Version coming soon...
Knife Swap!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# sssssh
don't. you'll give them ideas.

woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# could be good
Episode 1
---------

Derren "Cunt" Brown versus David "Cunt" Blaine
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Haha,
that made me giggle.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yay
ronaldo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...
:D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# echellente
mister ambassador weeth thees picture you are spoiling uzzz
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# wahey !
the buck toothed twat !
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# indeed...
\m/ >_< \m/
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# OMG!!!11
r u h4x0ring in2 da m4infr4me?!?!?!?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# dsaGREQ1
32fd4354312|££"$245!!!!111
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# yay
for references to ronaldo's benny-hill style casual pseudo racism
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# huh?
you what?
then I guess this could be football knowledge which I wouldn't expect to know
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# phew
I thought it was just me
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Did we all drink enough
to get invited back by the bar people?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# After seeing the mess on the floor
I bet not.
Supermoore dropped about three glasses.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Pkfff
I drank lots, but purely for the social good, and not because I am a drunkard
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# badgerbodgertadgermadgerzadger
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# ooh
nice.

Can anyone see this?

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I can
and it deserves it's own woo and yay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# thanks
using yahoo briefcase so have a feeling it will disappear at some point.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i can
and it's ace
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# redex
for me.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# figures.
it will disappear after a while.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Bravo, Moist Flaps!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# yes
moist flaps most definitely deserve a cheer!

HURRAH!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# He looks like Gabriel Byrne
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Wow
I can actually see what you mean
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Good. As long as its not just me.
I hate that.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Good stuff
and what's with all this name malarchy

Who's been calling you a cunt ? Who do I have to kill now !?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# it was
sandygoblinymanthing

and we was on about good words and moist and flaps came up in the conversation
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# !
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# !!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# This isn't a
competition you know.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# as they so often do
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Not in my
line of work.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# What kind of Movie?
EDIT: Nevermind, I'm reading it now!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# check my profile...
;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# I like the sound of the movie idea
Don't fancy appearing in it, but I am willing to lend my camera/editing "suite"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I will....
...be in touch! All offers are welcome.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# i have examples of my work
if you want to see them. mainly stuff with my kids, but one special effects test (my lightsabre woo in full with sound & music)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# "mainly stuff with my kids"
is probably not a good phrase to include in a conversation about making porn movies
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# It was Mr Goblin Sir!
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# He's bigger than me
he wins.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# you could pull
his girly hair.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# And I'm a good height
for a swift knuckle to the bollocks. In a manly way that is.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# ooh
would you? that would be so heroic and manly urg
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# No
the thought scares me more than a pound of beef.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# What? Touching SSGs bollocks?
or being manly? urg!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Possibly a combination of both
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Good Point!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# After seeing the fair maiden in question
I feel I should offer my services as body guard!...

But I'm a wimp!...he wins!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# nice
in fact, have a:
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yay
well done, moist flaps (you may as well change your username to that now)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Blimey!
Foos yer doos?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# fine
ken, foos yer queets min?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# nay bad ava
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# its an
affae bonny day 'iday, a shud be ootside scoffin butteries an squashin ma bagpipes!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Hehehehehe
You're not in Aberdeen or the surrounds perchance?

EDIT: Are they no cried rowies?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)
# how did you guess
hmm, maybe the butteries reference. mmm pure lard and flour.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Nah
It was the 'fit like' in the profile. I lived there for a long long time. My folks are still in Dyce.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# woo
my great auntie lives in dyce! hehe
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# well
actually, i call them butteries as i am originally from 'another' area in aberdeenshire but there have been many an office argument as to what they are called- rowies...rolls...etc
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# BADGER !!!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Woo!
Fabski!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yaysome!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# He was destined for great things:


Until his liquidation.
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#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Whjat the fuck is that?!?!?!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Its
best not to ask.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
# .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# looks like
he`s blowing his nose on a sheet of A4... nasty
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