
but your cartoons always cheer me up
edit: where are my manners... Woo Yay!
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edit: where are my manners... Woo Yay!

that was over a year ago (i lurked for a while)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30,
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Never did finish my MSc in Badger colonisation and mass hysteria.

woo yay houpla -
as if you'd expect anything less you talented zebra you.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:29,
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as if you'd expect anything less you talented zebra you.

also no photoshop or web space.
Generally terminally fucking bored!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:35,
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Generally terminally fucking bored!

i do apologise.
found it on google.
workshy minds think alike
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:30,
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found it on google.
workshy minds think alike

laugh out loud, drop my cookie AND fall off my chair. well done. :)
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Some bastard's given him a a fisher price toy with a pop-up Piglit. He's going to be so disappointed.
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pumpkin porn.
I wouldn't put me tackle anywhere near that mouth, though!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:47,
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I wouldn't put me tackle anywhere near that mouth, though!

Baddiel's Syndrome.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23,
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ITV have never come close at sitcoms.Must be some real honkin ones that were never seen again
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24,
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With Robin Askwith as a randy milkman was the nadire of ITV sitcom
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26,
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Billy Connelly's American sitcom?
I think that was the worst thing I ever saw
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:31,
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I think that was the worst thing I ever saw

that was utter pants, then Billy Connelly having to have a clean mouth doesn't work at all well.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:34,
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maaaan.
what, you gonna keep me in a little box or something?
(make sure it has airholes. please.)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28,
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what, you gonna keep me in a little box or something?
(make sure it has airholes. please.)

as they're lifting me out of the box and i'm nearing my final breath, i'll point at him and say "shove that in your top hat a pull a bunny rabbit out of it"
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:37,
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The whole point of YGS is that people leave their names on their pics.. anychance you could turn the u-muppet link into a forward to YGS?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26,
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Nice debut. Welcome aboard, don't touch the dog. Let it come to you.
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now would be the time to start getting worried.
yes?
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yes?

he calls everyone a cunt.
i haven't seen him around in quite a while, though. has he been away, or am i just lucky
:)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:23,
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i haven't seen him around in quite a while, though. has he been away, or am i just lucky
:)

i think he's been around more in the evenings recently.
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for its traditional dancing

clicko biggo
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09,
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clicko biggo

we just had flamenco dancers at our school. they kicked some serious arse! it was very woo and tumultuous yay.
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....over a desk in the brown or had as in saw a display?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11,
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over the desk and in the brown.
You could say i got 'oh-laid'.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:15,
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You could say i got 'oh-laid'.

Now there is a phrase you do not hear often.
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accompanied by the defiant and colorful dance of the gypsies of Andalucia.
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has always been the one done by Obelix in "Asterix in Spain"
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However, the non-hovering version is woo.
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it was big and it was clever...

Click for pic E(at rest)=MCª enormity
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02,
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Click for pic E(at rest)=MCª enormity

to E(rest)=mc^2 for pedanticness.
Or I could shut up.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06,
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Or I could shut up.

As the speed of light is not constant
or so I hear
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08,
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or so I hear

no matter what reference frame you are viewing it from. as you approach the speed of light, time slows down, so that light always seems to be travelling the same speed, no matter what.
/i read too much physics
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10,
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/i read too much physics

and thought up of by the man ape thingy above. Bloody genius it is.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:11,
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and ended up changing something that was right, because he didn't believe that it was telling him.
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He added a bodge constant to try and explain some things, and then spent the rest of his career trying to hide it cos he thought it was silly. Now it's been proved to be true, as it were.
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An odd thing Is that I have been invited to New York, travel/accomidation paid, for New Years...*
* 100% FACT

but it does make sence that it slows down when passed through an object (might not be true though).
But it's no longer considered a constant as things like Black Holes can effect it. That's why they now thing that things are a tad closer than what they origonaly thought.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13,
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But it's no longer considered a constant as things like Black Holes can effect it. That's why they now thing that things are a tad closer than what they origonaly thought.

can be slowed for example when traveling through Gallium phosphide it slows significantly
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:18,
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emitted when light goes too fast in a medium - Cerenkov Radiation or something like that. Shine a laser into certain materials and you get random light emitted as the stuff goes 'err, you shouldn't be moving that fast in here'
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they say that scientists have been able to slow down and even stop a beam of light, and that they have found instances that the speed of the wave motion can be faster than c, like when travelling through a cesium atom, but the actual speed of light is still constant.
so i guess its possible for it to slow down, under certain conditions, but nearly impossible for it to effectively increase.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:20,
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so i guess its possible for it to slow down, under certain conditions, but nearly impossible for it to effectively increase.

Does that mean I might actualy manage to get my lightsaber?

for £2.50 and 17000 Proofs of purchase from your favorite Malted Badger® products
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:25,
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but then you would just end up hitting someone with a stick of Gallium phosphide "which would still be cool"
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26,
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Light slows down when it's not in a vacuum, and you can sometimes gets particles passing through a material that are going faster than the speed of light in that material. They cause a cool shockwave burst of light called Cerenkov Radiation which is like the light version of a "sonic boom".
One wierd thing scientists have spotted is that light can seem to tunnel or jump from one side of a material to the other faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, which is supposed to be impossible.
Thats why they're trying to revise the rules to mean that information cannot be transmitted faster than light, cos thats when you start getting all sorts of fun causality loops and the like.
/physicist
/relurk
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:40,
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One wierd thing scientists have spotted is that light can seem to tunnel or jump from one side of a material to the other faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, which is supposed to be impossible.
Thats why they're trying to revise the rules to mean that information cannot be transmitted faster than light, cos thats when you start getting all sorts of fun causality loops and the like.
/physicist
/relurk

When you say "they're" , you actually mean "you're" don't you? Go on, admit it!
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but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob, and I'm age 38273865782! Yesterday I had a lot of fun with my friends and subjects, so if you listen up and be very very fuzzy, I will tell you the story.
So, once upon a time, I said to my wife, Mr. Marble, "Let's have a picnic!" and Mr. Marble said, "OK!" So we got all of our aunts together and went to your arse, and there were lots of rainbows and pens and inks and cute little furry derigiberbil rolling about. "We sure are pity to have a picnic!" I said to Mr. Marble, and Mr. Marble said, "Yes."
We had a lot of food. We had coconut salad sandwiches and sauerkraut and iced ketchup, and for dessert we had nine kiwi fruits each! Mr. Marble tried to eat the pens, but I said, "No! Bad Mr. Marble!" and Mr. Marble was sad and apologized, because he learned his lesson.
Each one of us had brought a pet. I brought my cute little gerbil, which is spunt yellow and the smelliest of all the pets in the world. Mr. Marble brought his wet badger, which kept trying to eat the rainbows and all the inks in your arse, which was very bad, so he had to go lie in the corner and think about what he had done. He was a very bad, very silky wet badger.
Anyway, we all lined up and took turns telling stories about our pets!! This was the best part, because my cute little gerbil is so cute and spunt yellow and the smelliest! Here was my story: "Once upon a time, there lived bob, age 38273865782, who had a cute little gerbil, which was spunt yellow and the smelliest, who lived in the a plastic box, and one day the gerbil got out of the a plastic box and went to the forest and started eating my "partner"'s human skin kilts. "Woo and yay!!" I said very sternly, "Look what you did! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" And so my gerbil learned his lesson and put the kilts back, and they lived nastily ever after."
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!
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So, once upon a time, I said to my wife, Mr. Marble, "Let's have a picnic!" and Mr. Marble said, "OK!" So we got all of our aunts together and went to your arse, and there were lots of rainbows and pens and inks and cute little furry derigiberbil rolling about. "We sure are pity to have a picnic!" I said to Mr. Marble, and Mr. Marble said, "Yes."
We had a lot of food. We had coconut salad sandwiches and sauerkraut and iced ketchup, and for dessert we had nine kiwi fruits each! Mr. Marble tried to eat the pens, but I said, "No! Bad Mr. Marble!" and Mr. Marble was sad and apologized, because he learned his lesson.
Each one of us had brought a pet. I brought my cute little gerbil, which is spunt yellow and the smelliest of all the pets in the world. Mr. Marble brought his wet badger, which kept trying to eat the rainbows and all the inks in your arse, which was very bad, so he had to go lie in the corner and think about what he had done. He was a very bad, very silky wet badger.
Anyway, we all lined up and took turns telling stories about our pets!! This was the best part, because my cute little gerbil is so cute and spunt yellow and the smelliest! Here was my story: "Once upon a time, there lived bob, age 38273865782, who had a cute little gerbil, which was spunt yellow and the smelliest, who lived in the a plastic box, and one day the gerbil got out of the a plastic box and went to the forest and started eating my "partner"'s human skin kilts. "Woo and yay!!" I said very sternly, "Look what you did! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" And so my gerbil learned his lesson and put the kilts back, and they lived nastily ever after."
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!

Really sorry for the length
but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob.
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!
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but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob.
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!

of porn music nowadays.
to that end, i am quite happy to provide some high quality porn funk for your project.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06,
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to that end, i am quite happy to provide some high quality porn funk for your project.

one of those story generator things that are bookmarked 'cool picks!' on yahoo
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03,
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that the right hand Barclays cash machine on the triangle in Bristol gives out £5 notes. How magical is that? Very, thats how.
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The HSBC machine near me used to do that, it was fantastic. Until it stopped doing it.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06,
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that I took out a fresh £5 note and bought lunch with it. I now have change!
It's been a very exciting morning.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08,
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It's been a very exciting morning.

On another note, I had a cheese'n'bacon burger from The Crown in Southgate, they had the best chips i've had in a long time.

Maybe it's company policy.
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On PArk St?
Near LE Brazz & The boston Teaparty?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12,
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Near LE Brazz & The boston Teaparty?

Well, just up from the triangle really. By the statue of the soldier.
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Well, when i'm not on teaching practice anyhoo.
Thanks!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24,
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Thanks!

i was amazed at that when i was at the uni there years ago.
Beats the students paying for a pint using a cheque though.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:18,
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Beats the students paying for a pint using a cheque though.

... it is not mine either.
edit: I really really hope my boss hasn't had sex with his wife in my chair, over the weekend. (Looks like her sock).

fucking off as an option?
It's worth considering.
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It's worth considering.

Took me far to long to see it, coz I was looking at the purple bits, not at the black bits. How very odd...
Woo! and indeed Yay!
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Woo! and indeed Yay!

Where was the source image from? www.dogonastringporn.com ?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03,
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it's from the nice people at pbase. that was the only picture from the gallery i wanted, though, to i saved it and not the link
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In my loos at college, there was one known as the bond toilet. When you shut the door and sat down, it simply said - "ah Mr Bond I've been expecting you."
I thought it was hilarious and always made a point of pooing there.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55,
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I thought it was hilarious and always made a point of pooing there.

www.b3ta.com/board/2259975 - otherwise they won't be seen. Then delete this one, there's a good chappy.
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...but would be better on the grafitti thread!
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Episode 1
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Derren "Cunt" Brown versus David "Cunt" Blaine
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55,
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Derren "Cunt" Brown versus David "Cunt" Blaine

mister ambassador weeth thees picture you are spoiling uzzz
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50,
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for references to ronaldo's benny-hill style casual pseudo racism
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53,
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you what?
then I guess this could be football knowledge which I wouldn't expect to know
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55,
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then I guess this could be football knowledge which I wouldn't expect to know

I bet not.
Supermoore dropped about three glasses.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58,
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Supermoore dropped about three glasses.

I drank lots, but purely for the social good, and not because I am a drunkard
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00,
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using yahoo briefcase so have a feeling it will disappear at some point.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49,
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and what's with all this name malarchy
Who's been calling you a cunt ? Who do I have to kill now !?
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Who's been calling you a cunt ? Who do I have to kill now !?

sandygoblinymanthing
and we was on about good words and moist and flaps came up in the conversation
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49,
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and we was on about good words and moist and flaps came up in the conversation

Don't fancy appearing in it, but I am willing to lend my camera/editing "suite"
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58,
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if you want to see them. mainly stuff with my kids, but one special effects test (my lightsabre woo in full with sound & music)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08,
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is probably not a good phrase to include in a conversation about making porn movies
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:28,
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for a swift knuckle to the bollocks. In a manly way that is.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55,
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I feel I should offer my services as body guard!...
But I'm a wimp!...he wins!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59,
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But I'm a wimp!...he wins!

well done, moist flaps (you may as well change your username to that now)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49,
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affae bonny day 'iday, a shud be ootside scoffin butteries an squashin ma bagpipes!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:53,
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You're not in Aberdeen or the surrounds perchance?
EDIT: Are they no cried rowies?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56,
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EDIT: Are they no cried rowies?

hmm, maybe the butteries reference. mmm pure lard and flour.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:57,
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It was the 'fit like' in the profile. I lived there for a long long time. My folks are still in Dyce.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:59,
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actually, i call them butteries as i am originally from 'another' area in aberdeenshire but there have been many an office argument as to what they are called- rowies...rolls...etc
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