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EDIT: Caption changed. (Probably for the worse)

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

That's no moon

But it is a nice cartoon.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

Jamaica?

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

No,

she went on her own accord.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Honda?

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Piss?

Mind?

Add em up.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Urine de la nervous system.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Hummm...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

honda?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Mind "you know what's coming next" PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

only after she asked me nicely.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Awful!

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

One does

one's best

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Hee hee

such wry subtlety :)

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

"Do. Or do not. There is no try."

I'm really sorry.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

heh

nice

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

quality

epitomized

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

yay!

rugby bandwagon!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

pffft

Surprised this hasn't been done already...

Woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Me too...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

You had to say that, didn't you?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

14 month old Reeeee-pooooost

But yours is good.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Oh fuckbadgers.

I was going to animate something very similar, but that's much better. Hoorah to not having very much time...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

I don't get it,

but the effort is definitely worth a woo and a yay.

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Theres nothing much to get

other than the fact that Dr Lector is a Raccoon

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

ace

ace ace ace

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

I Like it when

he sniffs

(Bezmina, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Hohoho

Most Woosome!

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Raaaah!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

aaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggh!!!

very very woo stuff there!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

Proper laughter came out my mouth then.

Yazoo!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

mummy!

that's scary spoons!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

mmmmmm raaaah

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

i know Mr Spoon's teeth are sharper

But Miss Spoon's are so much bigger. She'd have him in a flash!

(very woo btw)

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

its MR KNIFE!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

thats why he flipped out

people were always calling him mr spoon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Exactly!

I just like winding him up.

'Mr Spoon, Mr Spoon' *blows raspberry*

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

careful

he'll get ya!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

that am woo!

i'm never going to use cutlery again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Lovely!

I recognise those shark teeth - they're from a plastic model of a shark I think - a google image classic.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

They are indeed.

Nice recogminifisizing!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

The spoon

the horrible spoon! The knife is your friend... Smile at Mr Knife

Woo and perhaps yay. Indeed.

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Blimeh

This is why I live on finger food

Woo!

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useful_idiot, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

whereas

the spoons live on fingers, by the look of it

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

re:Raaaah!

Random.

(andophiroxia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Angry Poons

I likes that alotty.

W?Y?H!

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

hahaha

That is brilliant.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

hippos are not good at this sort of thing

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

i still can't see your pictures

this is my 13000th post.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

yay for you

and a woo for me, for no reason

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

wow

you're not joking..

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's ok

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

It's a conspiracy

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

Which hippo you talking about? The one in the hoop or the one standing behind it?

woo.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

the ugly one

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

big fat

lazy bastards that why

woo !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

Arf

Hippo-riffic!

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useful_idiot, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

kittens in rugby

previous kitten rugby action:

www.b3ta.com/board/2299490

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

Haha

I love rugby and I love kittens so this was bound to be a winner...

/edit: doesnt the one on the left look like a butch woman?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

a great combination

it's like kittens were made for rugby really

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

yes but

His face isn't shopped at all - 100% fact!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

Go on.

I dare you to go up to him and say that.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

hmmm...

I might not

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

brilliant

awesome work

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

Kitten V Amputees

Not fair me thinks?

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

secret weapon against the all blacks

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

or for them...

the all black player in the middle had the ball in the original pic, so really i think the kitten is on their side. He's probably from Samoa...

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

why on earth would a samoan kitten

be playing for the all blacks
and if you look at that guys face he wants to eat the kitten so is defo not on the same team

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

because

NZ take all the best players from Samoa, Fiji, Tonga etc. and call them their own. Could be Mike Catt I suppose

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

but thats cheating

nz are gunna lose this year anyway, england will win, i can feel it in my ~~boner~~ bones

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

We shall see...

we shall see

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Yeah

but we pinched him before the end of Apartheid, so that's alright...

:)

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

He's

English through and through (these days)

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

To be honest

there's quite a lot of people who're surprised to discover that he's South African.

Then again, Dallaglio's Italian and Johnson is (honourary, at least) a Kiwi...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Dallaglio

is no more Italian that Marco Gabbiadini

:-)

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Bobby Zamora, for that matter

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

He very good at it isn't he.

a new star in the making, just has to be careful of not popping the ball with his sharp claws.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

he must be ludicrously fast

if he can outrun Doug Howlett

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Huh?

uk.news.yahoo.com/031110/80/edjah.html

Deja Vu etc etc

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

tsk

germans, eh?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

I'm off to Hamburg on Thu

I'll pass on your sentiments

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

Woo!

Are you staying at Zog's? Maybe we'll meet?

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

yup

misteralfie & myself are going - Thu 'til Mon

Do you know Zog?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yes, he led me to

b3ta addiction. I'm in Hamburg, too.

[Edit]Maybe we can have a micro-bash then!

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

cool

We'll be touring the bars & clubs (Click, etc)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Nice,

I'm most certain we'll meet there - it's my extended living room, basically.

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azerty, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

cool

just get in touch with Jake and find out what we're up to

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

I gave up smoking

3 months ago. I did it because I nearly coughed up a whole lung once.

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

i coughed up all three of my lungs

i dont know where they are now, possibly in bermuda getting a nice tan....

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

Lovely

I have a spare I keep in a plastic bag in the airing cupboard if you want it?

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

had those go round here a couple of months ago, the Uk officially care less than our German friends about dying of cancer - FACT!
ours said things like "Chain smoke, it can only make you stronger" and "Keep doctors employed"

(Bezmina, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

he wasn't feeling ship-shape

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

he doesnt look much like a ship shape either!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

arf!

ba-doom tssshhh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

My first image

And probably my last after this feeble attempt

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GeordieSteve, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

Woo

and a yay for crappy pictures. No doubt the next one wil lbe a front page!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

i didnt no mr bond was from

basingstoke, must go see him sometime!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

He does...

and his garden is second to none

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GeordieSteve, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

Are you the

Geordie Steve that lives in Kenton?

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Geordie Al, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

Afraid not matie

I'm a Gateshead lad

So you ain't seen me... right!

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GeordieSteve, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Must be a different Steve.

What are the odds on that?

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Geordie Al, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

If I ever meet a Steve in Kenton...

I'll tell him you said "hi"

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GeordieSteve, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Yeah.

He's lives opposite the chip shop, just round the corner from Spar.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

It that the one

next to Ricci's?

(crowley, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

It's the one...

with the fake black cat with shiny big eyes and the bath towels on the lawn with "RESERVED" on them

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GeordieSteve, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Q warehouse

Is it just me, or is it that you took something from Home Depot and mucked about with it? I like it! I used to work at that dusty hell-hole. That place was so encrusted with pigeon shit I nearly just quit first day.

(andophiroxia, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

Put jam on it.

That always makes it taste better.
Or marmalade, but only orange.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

Another disciple

Spreads the word.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

Jam is the new spam

Jam, jam, jam, jam....

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

i read that as jam is the

new sperm

sounds tasty anyway

(Bus Turd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

I must say

Weeth thees jam you are really spoiling us.

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

wtfayboa?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

pmmp

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

pmmp =

Phil Mitchels Mind Piss

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

oic

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

gwctu

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

fnnntttybmmmft

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

Y,WHS

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

yes

now I must ask

wtfayboa?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

that's nice

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

B&Q Warehouse

is the UK equivalent of Home Depot. possibly owned by the same company, in fact, as their branding is nearly identical.

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

that information is dangerously factual

now go away and think about what you have done...

(dognutz, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

you forgot "100% of FACT" :)

(dognutz, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Those crazy Americans eh?

Always missing the point by a worrying margin.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

and the target as well more often than not

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

well

that's what they have "allies" for. gotta hit something, after all.

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

No it's not just you

I found a picture of B&Q warehouse and just mucked about with it!
Thank you for sharing your views with us

(Idid, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Just experimenting..

I've called it 'Takedown'.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

i've called it WTF

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

The home of the baguette?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

It's an armed robbery

of image colours.
"You take the Cyan and Magenta and I'll grab da Yellows."
"But that'll only leave the black and white!"
"What are you some kind of pussy, now do one!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

hahahaha

hahahha.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

I'd call it,..

Select colour range?? :D

(HoTWire, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

Still fighting optimization

I think I'm starting to get the hang of this...
previous crap

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

The optimising is strong in this one

Are you using IR with lossey?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

Yep.

Before I playing with the color settings and had it dropped down to 64 and had it set to extremely lossy. The better version I took the preset for "128 Dithering" and bumped the lossy a tad from zero. It's just playing with the damn settings that I can't ever get the hang of doing. :p

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

I hate having to use lossy but mostly that's the only way

sometimes clicking on the transparency check box reduces the filesize. But it's all swings and roundabounds.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

Exactly.

(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

Classic cartoon comedy devices no.6 - The inevitable anvil

1. Delayed gravity
2. Eating big stuff
3. Squishy heads
4. Ingesting explosives
5. Improbably large pockets

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

hehehe

brilliant :)

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rogan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

luverly

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Fantabulous!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

yay!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

yay

good looping too

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corington, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

This is the sort of stuff I need

very educational.
woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

Yay!

Or not, if you happen to be the chappie on the end of the see-saw.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

woo!

those are great

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

I like.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Cor

he looks like he's having fun.
/Jealous

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

improbably large pockets

spoffle*

sound created laughing with a mouthful of tea

(Bus Turd, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

Woo

like that lots.
And now, I'm going to do some work today. Bye, all.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

That'sh jusht shite, Q

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

hehehe

"Send all the SMERSH agents out of the room"

Heheheheheheee! Fantastic!

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stup0t, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Using half a washing up liquid bottle,

some sticky back plastic, and 2 loo rolls, im going to show you how to make an Apache Gunship

[edit]where are my manners? WOOOOO!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

hohoho

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

no reason

it's just a slow day

(spook, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Very good

but, you're all foooking maaad

(Scooby who?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

ha ha

brilliance

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

Oi, Leo

you fookin finished yet?

p.s. Woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

nicely done

that is

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

that's really good

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

now that

is triffic

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Lynxkitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

Nice blending.

Perfect

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

Perhaps someone has done this before...

...I have created a wonderful breakfast, consistingly mainly of toasted bread and a smidgeon of butter. Even so, it's quite bland - like something is missing. What should I do?

(original name, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

Add jam

Never fails

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

mmmmm jam

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Jam is the unviversal ointment of fixing stuff

a panacea for all ailments. arf

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

Seconded.

Make sure you cover your trousers in it first.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

thanks one and all

(original name, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

lemon curd

works as well.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

marmalade?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

Only

if you're from Darkest Peru

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

marmalade!

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

don't get it...

(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

must... resist... Baz-esqu... comment...

ggnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, no... use...

Shove it up your arse!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

do it do it do it

yeah like he said just do it!

YAY he did it!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

Rub the cream on with the supplied applicator

until the swelling goes down.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

I hate Family Circus

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

Family Circus biscuits?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

yes.

no.

www.familycircus.com/
it's a hideous comic.
for some reason it still finds it's way into papers in the US.
i certainly hope that it hasn't spread beyond our borders.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

I loose track of the amount of posts we have about that

come up with something original why dont you

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

Switch it off, and then on again

that usually makes most things work.

Or hit it witha sweaty palm.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

You could always go here (hard)

www.iwanttogetavbclockworkingasanactivedesktopitem.net

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Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

yes

double click it
type "joshua" as the password
choose "Global Thermonuclear War"

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stup0t, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

would you like to play a game?

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

"would you like to wank it, wank it hard?"

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Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

When prompted to "Kill everything on Earth"

click on yes

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

Pah.

That's a GC if ever I saw one.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)

You have to put it in the tray thing

in the bottom left hand corner... cant remmber what it is called but if you go to www.planet-source-code.com you will find examples.

/aaah bollocks to that then... shove it yer arse, yay!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Yes!

But I can't tell you how as today is national chuffundering funt day and you, sir, are the winner! Congratulations, you've won a rare Albanian nose flute!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

Nice one b3ta

you broke me with your excellent post editing ;)

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Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

been done?

"use the spork luke"

(itchy_ring, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

May the fucking giant bitmap be with you.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

If you save me in this form

I will become bigger than you can possibly imagine

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

Both those made me laugh

oh yes they did.

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

hahahahahaha!

out loud i am laughing, yes, hmmm.

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)

Arf !

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

well what do you expect from a crappy college network where the mos hi-tech

shopping equipment is paint. you just wait til i get home to my own computer.

then you'll see.

hmph.

(itchy_ring, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

Even MSPaint saves as jpg surely?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

you can only save as jpeg

in xp's mspaint

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

But

on Win2k you can use Imaging to save as a jpg... 100% FACT!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

The one that comes with NT4.0 doesn't.

I once had to ask on m3ss3ng3r if I could mail the image I'd created to someone for them to change it to something more board-friendly.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)

Ah that's probably the reason why I use Photoshop

Good god is MS Paint so shit?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Yes.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

What if you copy it in to Power Point.

You can usually save it as a jpeg from there.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)

i think pretty much every version of paint

can save gifs can't they?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)

No doubt, but what I'm saying is that

you can save a gif as a jpeg if you do the powerpoint malarky first - tis the only way if you have a stone age pc (like wot me and some others do).

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

Afternoon all - you smell.

(I will get the hang of this posting-malrky at some point I promise...)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

I think

you've figured it out quite nicely.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

who me?

*glares back at dem dere cows*

that woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)

just because...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

and so is my wife

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

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